[Quick Transmigration] Waking up every day tearing apart Xipi

The girl's heart is so easy to cut, thinking about it this way, it is already foreseeable that Xia Qingming and the two of them will be together. If this is the case, then he can only squat by the side, applaud and wait to die.

It's not that Xiang Yicheng doesn't have the possibility of liking Xia Qingming, and vice versa. All he can do is wait for three months to see if he has a chance to return to his own world.

Jian Yuan began to think about how he would die next time.

"Since you hate women, how do you kiss an actress?" Xia Qingming asked Xiang Yicheng, taking a sip of Jian Yuan's milk.

"I don't do kissing scenes." Young Master Xiang didn't even raise his eyes to look at Xia Qingming.

"Your acting skills are not bad. You can still show such affectionate eyes when you want to throw this woman out." Xia Qingming licked his lips and snapped his fingers. This way, my friend, your phobia will be cured."

"Thank you, the servant is here."

Why do you bring him up again when your husband and wife quarrel?Jian Yuan wanted to go to the toilet to be quiet.

"I'm not a woman." Jian Yuan grabbed Master Xiang's tie and stared.

Xiang Yicheng raised his eyelids, and stared at Jian Yuan's mouth with a complicated expression for a few seconds, exactly the same as when he looked at the nozzle last time.After a while, Xiang Yicheng said, "I didn't say you were a woman, I hate women."

After speaking, Xiang Yicheng forcibly broke away Jian Yuan's fingers holding his tie, and punched Jian Yuan in the face instead, "You want to climb on top of me?"

"Do you need to shine your shoes now without me being loyal to you?" Jian Yuan lay on the sofa sobbing, covering his face that had just been beaten.

"Your master and servant set how long to play, I'm going to go blind." Xia Qingming covered his eyes with one hand, and kicked Jian Yuan who was lying on his stomach, "All men are created equal."

"There will be class distinctions based on the material foundation." Xiang Yicheng rested his elbow on Jane's source, and continued to read the magazine in his hand.

"Yes, my lord is always right."

Holding the warm milk cup, Xia Qingming felt a little empty in his heart, as if something once belonged to him, but now it's gone.If Jian Yuan knew what Xia Qingming was thinking now, he would definitely feel terrified. He knew very well that the empty place was Xiang Yicheng, but he would never say it, because it would be useless to say it, and he might be beaten. .

"Do you have such a thing as principles, and you can do everything if you give you money?"

"Don't do things that exceed the bottom line." Jian Yuan climbed up from the sofa, staring at Xia Qingming's eyes with his messy hair, "I won't steal underwear for you, just give up."

Xia Qingming kicked Jian Yuan again, "I mean if I give you money, you can also be my servant, right?"

"Theoretically, it's not impossible..."

"My wallet is on the shoe cabinet."

"But in fact, I'm not short of money recently. It will be very tiring to run errands for two people." Jian Yuan pursed his lips and thought for a while, Xiang Yicheng's wallet is enough for him to spend for a year, not to mention taking other people's wallet itself is a thing A matter of great shame.

Xia Qingming waved two fingers in front of Jian Yuan, "Add two more credit cards."

"No date."

"Plus, I treat you to the mango smoothie from the newly opened dessert shop on the street every weekend."

Xiang Yicheng sneered at the side, watching Xia Qingming waving movie tickets in front of Jian Yuan like a dog, his IQ would probably drop after staying with these two people for a long time.

"Brother Qingming, since this is your wish, I have no choice but to obey." Jian Yuan looked at Xia Qingming's face with tears in his eyes.

Xia Qingming put his arms around Jian Yuan's neck, smiling brightly, "Since I redeemed you, logically speaking, you should call me Guanren, Brother Yuan."

#There is no such reason, okay#

"You two are a bit disgusting." Xiang Yicheng put down the magazine with a disgusted tone.

☆, the first pair of Xipi × 5

Jian Yuan had another nightmare.

In the dream, Xiang Yicheng was lying on Xia Qingming's lap, wearing a sweater that Xia Qingming knitted himself.He was lying on the balcony floor in short sleeves and reading a book. The early winter wind blew across his cheeks, and the coolness of loneliness slowly spread from his heart.

When he woke up, he realized that he had forgotten to close the window.

There was no breakfast on the table, which meant that Xia Qingming stayed up all night yesterday, and now he is catching up on sleep on the sofa.Jian Yuan walked into the living room, and unexpectedly saw Xia Qingming curled up on the sofa with the quilt in his arms, with an ice pack on his forehead.

"Remember to turn off the TV next time you go to bed." Jian Yuan threw the empty coffee can on the table into the trash can, and packed Xia Qingming's changed clothes.Xia Qingming has such a few days every month, and he is used to it.

"I can't sleep when I turn it off. Buy three meat buns and two bowls of soy milk for breakfast, and put them in the refrigerator to cool." Xia Qingming's complexion was pale, and there was a bright red blood stain on his lips. The buns are warm."

"The doctor said that you are seriously ill and will die soon. Mr. Xia, my suggestion is that you write a suicide note now and donate all your inheritance to Mr. Jian Yuan." Jian Yuan grabbed Xia Qingming's hand and said solemnly.

"The manuscript was rejected eight times..." Xia Qingming fell asleep again before finishing his sentence.

Jian Yuan helped Xia Qingming turn over, and by the way leaned close to Xia Qingming's face to take a closer look at the bloodstain.

"Don't look, he ate two tomatoes in the morning." Xiang Yicheng, who had just walked in from the door, loosened his tie and hooked his fingers at Jian Yuan, "I brought you a box lunch."

"Wow, that's not about stones."

"It's just a stomachache, it's not a big deal." After Xiang Yicheng put the boxed lunch on the table, Jian Yuan discovered that his left cheek was scratched and there was some blood.

"Who beat you?" Jian Yuan dug out the sanitizer and cotton swabs from the cabinet, and glanced back at Xiang Yicheng who was bowing his head.

Xiang Yicheng raised his eyes to stare at him, pursed his thin lips, and did not speak.

"Personal attacks can be reported to the police." Jian Yuan half-kneeled in front of Xiang Yicheng, pinched Xiang Yicheng's chin with a serious face, "As a star, you should care about your appearance anyway, what do you do to make money if you lose your appearance."

"Leave him alone. He didn't wake up in the morning and hit the wall of the corridor." Xia Qingming got up and grabbed Xiang Yicheng's boxed lunch on the table, closed his eyes and took out chopsticks from his bag to eat, "How dare you eat?" There was eggplant and cabbage, and those two things affected my appetite."

"If you don't want to eat, just put down the chopsticks, that's my meal." Jian Yuan quickly lay down on Xia Qingming's lap, and pressed his hand that was holding the food.

Xiang Yicheng scoffed, his face was not very good-looking, "That's food for the servants, I didn't buy it for you."

"There's a big difference in treatment." Xia Qingming patted Jian Yuan's cheek, and stuffed a chopstick of eggplant into Jian Yuan's mouth half-opened.Jian Yuan belatedly chewed a few mouthfuls, and found that the taste was good, he just opened his mouth and waited for Xia Qingming to feed him.

Xia Qingming paused for a moment with the hand holding the chopsticks, then picked up another chopsticks of braised pork and stuffed it into Jian Yuan's mouth.

As a pet, it is a bit too big, and the cost is correspondingly more.Although the bulging cheeks are cute, I don't have any special hobbies.Xia Qingming began to think of some messy things.

Jian Yuan, who was being fed, also thought a lot.

For example, if Xia Qingming didn't like to eat, Xiang Yicheng would not let them appear on the dining table before, and if there were any in the lunch box he ordered, Xiang Yicheng would pick them out.Of course, Young Master Xiang doesn't know how to eat either, most of the time he picks it into Jian Yuan's bowl.

Thinking about it this way, it's pretty amazing that he can get mixed up like this now.

After feeding, Xia Qingming suddenly remembered something, raised his head and said to Xiang Yicheng who was still looking hurt, "The way you hit the corridor wall in the morning was so handsome, I couldn't resist recording the video."

"You were sleeping at that time." Xiang Yicheng raised his eyebrows, expressing his disbelief.

"Just woke up." Xia Qingming shrugged and shook the phone in his hand, "I'll post on Weibo later, you can pay attention to it. It was recorded at close range, so you can see your face clearly."

☆, the first pair of Xipi × 6

Xiang Yicheng stood up abruptly, pursed his lips and stared at the video on Xia Qingming's phone.

"Don't be nervous, we are all under the same roof after all, I'll give you 10 minutes to think about it." Xia Qingming put his elbow on Jian Yuan's head, smiled and said to Xiang Yicheng who had started the hair-blasting mode, "You help Jian Yuan When you bring rice, you have to bring it to me too, no eggplant and cabbage."

While chewing the pork belly, Jian Yuan winked at Yicheng, asking him to promise Xia Qingming first.

Xiang Yicheng's eyes darkened, but he still let go of his clenched fist.

"can."

"Then now..." Xia Qingming pouted in the direction of the lunch box.

"I promise you, but you don't have to ask me to buy it." Xiang Yicheng also smiled rarely, showing a row of neat white teeth, "Jian Yuan, go buy it."

Before Jian Yuan could react, Young Master Xiang threw him out of the house.

Come again.Every time the couple quarreled, he was involved, and why was he the one who was kicked out of the house every time.Sitting in the fast food restaurant, Jian Yuan turned on the phone with a sad face and read the inexplicable text message twice.

[Mission: Prevent Xia Qingming and Xiang Yicheng from becoming lovers within three months. (Ongoing) Punishment: Go back to the starting point of the game. ]

There is no favorability, no side quests, and no progress bar to give him a general idea.Jian Yuan even felt that the relationship between himself and Xiang Yicheng hadn't made any progress at all, and spending so many days together just pushed him into an even more awkward position.If it wasn't for the mission, he would never have established a deeper relationship with others.

Jian Yuan sat for a while, and received messages from Xia Qingming and Xiang Yicheng respectively.

[Xiang Yicheng: Ask the boss to put more eggplant and cabbage, and help me buy shampoo by the way. ]

[Xia Qingming: If you dare to put eggplant and cabbage, you will be in charge of this month's meals.Shun, if Xiang Yicheng asks you to buy shampoo for him, you can buy the one that has hair growth effect. ]

Weighing the pros and cons, Jian Yuan resolutely sided with Xia Qingming.

In other words, he didn't realize that these two people held such grudges at all before, it seems that he should be careful when speaking in the future.Jian Yuan rubbed his heart, thinking that he is not in the same class as Xiang Yicheng. As a servant, he just needs to crawl under Master Xiang's suit pants and try to build a good relationship.

...Hey, thinking about it like this makes him look very spineless.

"The one with the box lunch, what about the thing you promised?" As soon as Jian Yuan reached the corner, Obasan who bought breakfast stopped him with an iron spoon.Obasan glared at Jian Yuan, then tapped his forehead with an iron spoon, and said, "You can't just rely on your youth and good looks to deceive this old lady. My old lady has been waiting here for more than half a month. There was no shadow."

"If you didn't see it, it might be because you have bad eyesight, Auntie..." Jian Yuan dodged the iron spoon that Obasan was about to draw again, and covered his forehead and said, "But it is true to say that I am young and good-looking, Auntie Aesthetically good."

Obasan directly ignored Jian Yuan's later praise to her, and slapped it with a spoon full of anger.

"Don't panic, Auntie, if this is the case, I'll bring him to you tomorrow, but you promise me one more condition." Jian Yuan grabbed Obasan's wrist and decided to adopt soft tactics.Although he did completely forget about it.

"...Okay, you bring him to the store tomorrow, and I will introduce you to a girlfriend."

"I don't need a girlfriend." Jian Yuan looked upright.

"Hey, the young man is really young now. After that matter is settled, my mother will introduce you to a boyfriend."

Wait a minute, isn't this direction right?

Jian Yuan pressed down the iron spoon that Obasan held in front of her, and said, "Auntie, I will discuss this condition later, I hope you can do me a little favor in the future."

Although he won't stay in this place like a parallel world for too long, he has to find a way out for himself, maybe he will really need to use this condition in the future.

After being delayed on the road for too long, it was almost noon when Jian Yuan returned home.

"I'm starving to death." Xia Qingming took the lunch box and saw that there were no eggplants and cabbages in it, and his expression improved a lot. "Are you going to talk to Auntie at the breakfast shop about the meaning of life again?"

"Almost. We also talked about financial issues. In terms of values, I think she and I still have something in common..." Jian Yuan was blocked by Xia Qingming's meal in the middle of speaking.

Jian Yuan found that his words were always interrupted before he could finish, but he didn't know why.

☆, the first pair of Xipi × 7

Jian Yuan dreamed of a long-haired girl sitting next to him when he was taking a nap. He was pillowing on the girl's lap, and the girl's hand stroked his cheek, her movements were as gentle as a lover in love.

He was so sleepy that he couldn't open his eyes to see the girl's face, he could only vaguely feel a warm touch on his forehead.

...Wait, isn't he dreaming? Why is the touch so real.

Jian Yuan woke up from the dream and found himself lying on Xia Qingming's lap, Xiang Yicheng was sitting on the stool next to him, reading a magazine.Both of them had normal expressions, and they didn't seem to have done anything strange to him.

Could it be his illusion.Jian Yuan touched his forehead, and felt a small piece of strange water stain.

"Why is there water on my forehead?" Jian Yuan stared into Xia Qingming's eyes, but the latter just looked at him quietly without any special reaction.

"It's raining outside." Xia Qingming shrugged, "Maybe the rain came in and fell on your forehead."

"The balcony door is closed."

Xia Qingming's eyes flickered for a moment, and he still said calmly: "That may be a leak from the ceiling. I called my brother today and asked about remodeling the bathroom. He suggested that I change the bathroom into a public bathhouse."

"Because I have a conflict with his time to use the bathroom in the morning." Xiang Yicheng explained beside him.

"It will be divided into three independent single rooms. In this way, the three of us can take a shower together." Xia Qingming roughly outlined the layout of the bathroom for Jian Yuan on the table, "Maybe the location will be a bit small, after all, it is a large bathroom divided into two rooms." Yes. I have already contacted the worker, and I will be able to come over to renovate tomorrow."

"The previous sentence is ambiguous. Hey... You guys didn't ask for my opinion."

Xia Qingming patted Jian Yuan's shoulder and said with a smile: "Three people have already passed two, and servants don't need to participate in the resolution."

He seemed to have overheard something very hurtful.Jian Yuan thought.

Jian Yuan thought that in the previous reincarnation, there was also a conflict about bathing. It was only because Xia Qingming and Xiang Yicheng were already in a relationship at that time, so instead of remodeling the bathroom, the two of them washed together. After washing, they started to have some love between couples. doing things.

He wasn't bothered by the couple at all, as he was asleep while the two were showering.

Except that one day those two people didn't close the door properly, and Jian Yuan didn't realize their existence until halfway through rinsing in the bathroom. He nodded to them numbly, and then walked out of the bathroom with a mouth full of foam.

...Thinking about it now, the picture was so beautiful that he couldn't look at the faces of Xia Qingming and Xiang Yicheng for a long time.

"I will put their names on the door of the single room. Jian Yuan, yours is in the middle, and the one on the left is mine." Jian Yuan just recovered from the bad memories, and found that Xia Qingming was still introducing the situation of the bathroom.

Jian Yuan grabbed Xia Qingming's hand that was still about to draw on the table, and said, "Two bathrooms are fine, anyway..."

"You can wash with me, right?" Xia Qingming nodded knowingly, "It's true that it's much more convenient and saves water."

What he meant was that he didn't need to take a shower in the morning, so there was no need to compete with them for the bathroom.

"I will wash after you." Jian Yuan sat up straight, expressing that he was a decent person.

"We can take a bath together and rub each other's backs. It's what happens to men." Xia Qingming also said with a serious face.

How many things can happen.Jian Yuan fell into bad memories again, it was the first time he discovered that men can also use this position.

In his reincarnation, he finally had to break these two people who led him astray into straight men. It was really a difficult and arduous task.Jian Yuan glanced at Xiang Yicheng meaningfully, thinking that he still had to correct Young Master Xiang's woman-hating character first, otherwise he wouldn't even be able to hold hands with girls, so there would be no love.

"Make three. I'll pay for the servant's money." Xiang Yicheng saw Jian Yuan looking at him, thinking that the other party wanted him to come out and say something to change Xia Qingming's mind, so he helped to say something.

Seeing that the other party didn't show gratitude in his eyes after listening to his words, Xiang Yicheng felt uncomfortable, so he added another sentence: "Forget it, if you want to do two, you can do two. .”

Jian Yuan here didn't understand where Xiang Yicheng's anger was at all, but she rushed over and hugged Young Master Xiang's thigh, pretending to be choked up, and said, "If this continues, how can I live without you, my lord?" ah."

Xiang Yicheng snorted, leaned over to Jian Yuan's ear who was half kneeling on the ground, and whispered:

"I will support you."

☆, the first pair of Xipi × 8

Jian Yuan turned his head to meet Xiang Yicheng's eyes, and stared carefully for a while before confirming that the other party was not joking.He was stunned for a few seconds, stretched out his hand to pinch Xiang Yicheng's chin, scanned his handsome face from top to bottom with his eyes, and then said dumbly, "You look a bit like Xiang Yicheng."

"I am." Xiang Yicheng pinched Jian Yuan's chin in turn, and after saying this, his hands became stronger.

"Oh oh oh, I believe it, this strength is indeed the real body." Jian Yuan wanted to stand up, but Xiang Yicheng didn't mean to let him go, instead he moved his face closer and closer, so close that Jian Yuan could count it When looking at Yicheng's eyelashes, he found that the other party's movements stopped.

"Just kidding." Xiang Yicheng let go of his chin, and kicked him in the stomach.

...Damn it, he was about to be kicked out for lunch.Jian Yuan lay on the ground clutching his stomach, thinking that he and Xiang Yicheng had no feud, so why did Xiang Yicheng kick him so hard every time.

Before, he thought that Xiang Yicheng liked him, but it turned out to be an illusion.

"Does it hurt?" Xia Qingming sat beside him with his legs crossed. He didn't reach out to support Jian Yuan, but just lowered his head and asked him with a smile, "The floor is very clean, you can lie down for a while. Or do you want me to pull you up?"

"It's chilling to fall into a well." Jian Yuan didn't intend to get up for the time being, so he just lay on the ground and looked up at Xia Qingming's gentle and jade-like appearance, lamenting that people really can't see the essence of things from the surface, "From this From the angle, it seems that your double chin can be seen slightly."

"From my point of view, you look a little more stupid than usual." Xia Qingming stepped on Jian Yuan's lower abdomen, with an expression of an upright gentleman on his face, "Don't cook tonight, I'll invite you out to eat. "

"... I would be more grateful if I took my feet away before saying this." Jian Yuan tried to sit up, but failed.

He began to wonder if Xia Qingming and Xiang Yicheng had formed an alliance when he didn't see it, but it didn't seem to be the case, because Xia Qingming was repelling Xiang Yicheng between the lines, and the relationship between the two was extremely bad.Jian Yuan changed his mind, and suddenly thought of whether these two people were enslaving him more ruthlessly than whoever enslaved him.

The more you think about it, the more likely it is.

If I knew him earlier, I wouldn't have ruined the beautiful atmosphere of the two people's love for each other. Now this kind of chaotic relationship of love and killing each other must include him.Jian Yuan didn't want to admit that she was a little happy being oppressed.

"Go to the newly opened western food restaurant." Xia Qingming bent down and stretched out his hands to rub Jian Yuan's hair, with a vicious smile on his face, "As a man, his belly is so soft. A servant should be stronger, right?" .”

"...I don't need to sell my body to make money, so it doesn't matter if I don't have a mermaid line."

"You are already selling your body." Xia Qingming put away his smile, and pressed Jian Yuanyuan again.

☆, the first pair of Xipi × 9

Nine p.m.

Jian Yuan counted when his head was clear. He had sneezed 27 times since he went upstairs. He just took his temperature and found that he had a fever of 39 degrees.

Xia Qingming shook the thermometer in his hand and said, "We knew it was going to rain, but we didn't remember to bring an umbrella. Cover the quilt well, if you don't want to burn like an idiot."

"I think I'm probably going to die." Jian Yuan said angrily.

"The three of you were exposed to the rain together, but you were the only one with a fever." Xia Qingming said while sticking a fever-reducing sticker on Jian Yuan's forehead.He touched Jian Yuan's hot cheek, and frowned slightly.

"Why am I the only one who is sick? It's not fair... Fate is really unfair." Jian Yuan said sadly lying on the bed, sobbing and grabbing Xia Qingming's arm.

"Look up, take the medicine." Xiang Yicheng stood on the other side of the bed, pinched Jian Yuan's chin and forced him to open his mouth, threw the medicine into his mouth and continued to drink a whole glass of water before letting go.Jian Yuan lay on the bed and coughed a few times, thinking that Xiang Yicheng was poisoning rather than feeding medicine, he was almost choked to death by the water.

"Because you suggested getting in the rain." Xia Qingming helped Jian Yuan tuck in the quilt and said.

"It is said in the book that being in the rain with others is called youth." Jian Yuan insisted that he was not wrong, "The romance of running in the rain."

"This sentence is aimed at students with strong physical strength, not people like you. But you can still experience the temperature of love at first sight." Xia Qingming raised an eyebrow and said, "Maybe I will leave the fried eggs tomorrow to you."

"I'm also a boy in puberty, uncle." Jian Yuan was so burned that he started talking nonsense, and grabbed Xia Qingming's clothes to prevent him from leaving.The burning temperature of his palm spread to Xia Qingming's body through his clothes. Xia Qingming held his wrist, his eyes darkened, and he turned to look for alcohol in his room.

Xia Qingming suspected that if Jian Yuan lived alone, he would die within half a month.

He walked into the bathroom, washed his face with cold water, and looked up at the inadvertent tenderness in the man's eyes in the mirror.Xia Qingming let out a breath, put away his emotions, and walked back to Jian Yuan's room with the alcohol bottle.

The time has not yet come, and he can't let others notice his emotions for the time being.Xia Qingming applied cotton dipped in alcohol to the face of the sleeping Jian Yuan, he raised his head and glanced at Yicheng, and said in a low voice, "You can go out first, you are not needed here."

"What do you want to do." Xiang Yicheng put down the magazine in his hand and asked.

"What do you think I can do?" Xia Qingming asked back.

"The further development of what you did to him in the afternoon." Xiang Yicheng didn't want to go around in circles with Xia Qingming, so he directly made the point clear, "You'd better restrain yourself, this kind of news is not good."

"Of course I will do that kind of thing after I ask for my consent. As long as you don't tell me about this matter, no one will know about it. I also have the bad news that you said. At worst, everyone will be ruined." Xia Qingming shrugged, Said that he didn't care about exposing this matter to Yicheng.

Everyone knows what to do, well, everyone except Jian Yuan knows it well.

Xia Qingming and Xiang Yicheng thought of this at the same time, and they were silent for a while, with heavy expressions on their faces.

Really bad.The two of them thought in unison.

Jian Yuan, who was having a fever, didn't hear the content of the conversation at all. His throat hurt so bad that he couldn't speak, and the coolness brought by the alcohol quickly dissipated. He felt that he was probably getting familiar.The quilt that he had just lifted was covered back again, and Jian Yuan thought drowsily that he might have returned to the previous world, because no one had covered him with the quilt except his mother.

Thinking of this, he couldn't help but grabbed the hand that covered him with the quilt, and shouted in a hoarse voice:

"mom."

Jian Yuan felt the hand he was holding shake violently.

"It's really burning badly," said the owner of the hand.

After sleeping until midnight, Jian Yuan's fever subsided a little.He wanted to turn over, but found that there were people on the left and people on the right. He was caught in the middle and couldn't move at all. The person on the left had his legs on his waist.

Jian Yuan was inexplicably relieved after confirming that his clothes were in good condition. He closed his eyes, thinking that the one on the left was a beautiful girl with short hair, and the one on the right was Yujie with long hair. After thinking for a while, he found that the beautiful girl had Xiang Yicheng's The face, Miss Yu had Xia Qingming's face, which abruptly woke him up again.

So Jian Yuan stopped the increasingly frightening thoughts and started counting sheep.

☆, the first pair of Xipi × 10

Under Master Xiang's intervention, the bathroom was changed into a triple room.

Jian Yuan yawned and was about to push open the bathroom door when he heard the sound of water and a man whispering from the door.He stuck to the door and listened for a while, but he couldn't make out what was being said.

He carefully opened the door and looked into the bathroom. The two of them were taking a shower in a single room, so they probably wouldn't have noticed the sound of him opening the door.Jian Yuan tiptoed to the sink and began to wash.

"Servant, bring me the towel next to the sink." Xiang Yicheng poked his head out of the private room, saw Jian Yuan outside and called him out habitually.

"Wait until I finish rinsing my mouth." Jian Yuan glanced at him with foam on his mouth, then turned his head coldly to look at himself in the mirror.

This expression is good, and he is so handsome today.Jian Yuan stroked his stubble-free chin with a bright mood.

"You can go out naked, no one here will be interested in your body." Xia Qingming mocked in another private room.

"I don't need to argue with you." Xiang Yicheng took out the nozzle from the private room and sprayed water on Xia Qingming's private room, "Tch."

Jian Yuan spit out the foam in his mouth, but decided to ignore the two men's scolding battle like elementary school students.

For so many days, they quarreled regularly every morning, and he almost wondered if Xia Qingming and the others would develop feelings for each other during the scolding battle.If the other party is unhappy, they can obviously punch them, but they have to rely on eloquence.

Naturally, Xiang Yicheng couldn't compare to Xia Qingming, who was a screenwriter, so he had to play other tricks every time.

Xia Qingming smiled instead of anger, walked out of the private room with wet clothes, and said to Jian Yuan: "Don't help him."

Jian Yuan shrugged, saying that he was just a crowd of onlookers who came to wash their mouths.

"I bought breakfast for you last time." Xiang Yicheng frowned, his tone a little annoyed, "Don't be a fool."

The name Wall Grass really suits him unexpectedly.Jian Yuan tilted his head and thought for a while, then continued to brush his teeth.

Last time, because he had a fever, he didn't have the energy to buy breakfast in the morning, so he asked Xiang Yicheng to go to the breakfast shop aunt at the corner to buy steamed buns, using his identity as a patient to complete the agreement with the breakfast shop aunt.

How could there be someone as clever as him in the world, what a perfect plan.

Although a fever of 39 degrees is not in the plan.

"What were you guys talking about just now, tell me and I'll get it for you." Jian Yuan finished washing his face, then glared at him and asked Yicheng for conditions.

Xiang Yicheng hesitated to speak, his face froze, "It's not a big deal, you don't need to know."

"We were just discussing the impact of human sexual orientation on the family and even the whole society." Xia Qingming glanced at Xiang Yicheng and said.

"Sounds very profound." But he didn't believe that Xia Qingming would talk to Xiang Yicheng about these unclear things.Jian Yuan felt that his IQ was underestimated, "What conclusion did you draw?"

"Same-sex love will adversely affect social development to some extent, and it is not mainstream. If it becomes mainstream, the population will age faster, because same-sex cannot reproduce." Xia Qingming said seriously.

Sounds great, but when you think about it, it seems like nonsense.Jian Yuan thought.

"But now that medical care is advanced, I think it is possible to cultivate the next generation through test tubes. And most countries have passed the law of same-sex marriage..." Xia Qingming stopped to look at Jian Yuan's reaction.

"Can you speak human language?" Jian Yuan said blankly, "My ideological and moral grades are not very good."

"...I just wanted to ask, if I was gay, would you feel disgusted by it?" Xia Qingming paused, but still said this.What he hinted at is so clear, the rest is for Jian Yuan to comprehend.

Jian Yuan turned his face sideways and stared at Xia Qingming who looked anxious, and said after a while, "So you realize this?"

He originally wanted Xia Qingming to go back to being a straight man, but now it seemed more difficult.

Jian Yuan thought of Xia Qingming's relationship with them in the bathroom in the last reincarnation, and the ominous premonition in his heart became stronger after hearing Xia Qingming's words.Did he miss any important plot when he woke up from sleep?

"You realized it a long time ago?" Xia Qingming was full of surprise.

"I just didn't expect you to establish a relationship so soon." Jian Yuan said thoughtfully, "It won't affect me, don't worry."

Xia Qingming became even more worried after hearing Jian Yuan's comfort.

He felt that Jian Yuan didn't comprehend the content of his words at all, as expected he still overestimated Jian Yuan's IQ.

Xia Qingming and Xiang Yicheng, who was still in the private room, looked at each other, and they both looked away after seeing the message "Nothing will have anything to do with you" in the other's eyes.

The only good news that can be drawn from Jian Yuan's words is that Jian Yuan has no aversion to homosexuality.

"I have nothing to do with him." Xia Qingming restrained himself from beating Jian Yuan, calmed down and said, "I have someone I like."

After Jian Yuan threw the bath towel to Xiang Yicheng over there, he looked up at Xia Qingming in a daze, recalling what he said just now.

"I also have someone I like. He is a photographer with black hair. He is short and has no IQ." Xiang Yicheng wrapped up the bath towel, walked up to Jian Yuan and said.

"He and I like the same person." Xia Qingming continued.

Short and unintelligent?Certainly not him.Jian Yuan breathed a sigh of relief, thinking that it doesn't matter if these two people like others, as long as they don't fall in love, he won't die.But he doesn't remember that there are people who meet this condition beside these two people, and they may be characters outside the plot.

It may also be that he has never met them before, after all, he is not familiar with Xia Qingming and Xiang Yicheng's social circle.

He has lived in this world for nearly two months, but he only knows three people, um, including the aunt at the breakfast shop.Xia Qingming and the others didn't mention any other friends to him. After all, they haven't known each other for long, so they may still be wary of him.

Jian Yuan's thinking spread to strange places.

Jian Yuan withdrew his mind and said, "I understand, I won't stop you."

In this way, what the text message asked him to do would be completed, and maybe he would be able to return to his own world in a few days.

Thanks to the person who is short and has no IQ, it was a great help.

☆, the first pair of Xipi × 11 (end)

[mission completed. ]

[The train ticket has been booked at 3:[-] pm today.If you miss the time, you will return to the initial point of the game. ]

Another anonymous text message.Jian Yuan got up from the bed, scratched his messy hair, and glanced at the alarm clock beside the bed.

eleven o'clock.He has four hours to pack up.

He didn't have much luggage, and he quickly packed everything that belonged to him in the room into the suitcase.Jian Yuan dragged the suitcase and leaned against the sofa in the living room, took out the wallets of Xiang Yicheng and Xia Qingming from his pocket, put them on the table, and sighed softly.

The traces of his stay here are estimated to be only proved by the three single rooms in the bathroom.

Xia Qingming went to discuss the script with the director today, and Xiang Yicheng was called by his agent to hold a press conference. Neither of them will be back today.Jian Yuan typed half of the farewell text message on her mobile phone, but after thinking about it, she still didn't send it.Some farewells are better left unsaid, so that he will not leave too many traces for these two people.

"After all, I'm not from this world... After becoming friends, things will be difficult."

Jian Yuan bought vegetables from the supermarket and put them in the refrigerator, cleaned the room again, and put back the things he took from Xia Qingming by the way.After completing these matters, Jian Yuan went to the aunt at the breakfast shop downstairs to fulfill the conditions he had raised before.

"If someone asks me if I have been here, just say that you have never seen me. I may not come to you to buy breakfast in the future, thank you for the free breakfast for so many days." Jian Yuan put the breakfast owed before On the counter, say.

"Ah... Could it be that someone is chasing the debt?" Obasan looked suspicious.

"No, I obviously have an upright face that won't owe anyone money. Auntie, how can you think so?"

Obasan put the warm soybean milk in front of Jian Yuan, and asked with a serious face: "That means playing with other people's feelings, and dare not take responsibility, so you ask me to do so?"

"I look like I'm playing with someone else's feelings