[Hokage] Kneel down!call grandpa
Chapter 1
【let's break up! 】
Today is Christmas, there is light snow on the street, it is already very late, but here is the commercial street where people are still coming and going.
"Let's break up." The man saw that the woman on the opposite side did not respond, and repeated what he had just said.
The woman in the red coat trembled slightly, then said with a forced smile, "What did you say just now? It was too noisy and I didn't hear it."
The man turned his head and said the words of breaking up again, but the woman didn't move, the man turned his head and the severe pain made him unable to move.Slowly lowering his head, a kitchen knife was stuck in his abdomen, and his white suit was stained red with blood.
"Since... Yejun doesn't want to be with me, then go to hell, don't worry about Yejun, Lihua will come to accompany you right away."
【badend: Bloody Christmas】
Seeing the last cg pop up on the computer screen, Ye Ye leaned back in his chair.Tiredly, he raised the black-rimmed glasses on his face and exhaled from his mouth, and then said something that didn't match his delicate face: "Oh! One night, the ending is finally achieved. What the hell is this?" ! There are five endings, one is he and the other is be! All women stab men! This production team is poisonous."
Glancing out the window, the sky had turned pale, Ye Ye got up and rubbed his face, put on his coat and went downstairs to have breakfast.In the empty room, Ye Ye's computer that was originally shut down suddenly turned on by itself... However, Ye Ye, who didn't know it, was still eating breakfast at the breakfast stall downstairs.
"Xiaoye, is it still the same today?" The slightly fat breakfast shop auntie looked at Ye Ye with a smile.But Ye Ye nodded very coldly and said nothing.
It's not that he is very cold, but that he has no energy to reply.Ye Ye yelled again, blinking with two lifeless fish eyes.
"Xiao Ye, are you staying up late again? Although you are young, you still have to take care of your body! Staying up all night is not good for your health...@%&*"
Ye Ye didn't hear what was said later, he fell asleep, very dead.
Ye Yepiao looked at his "self" lying on the table in the air, and a subtle feeling filled his heart.The aunt at the breakfast shop patted him in a panic, then murmured something, but Ye Ye couldn't hear him.
"Damn it! What's going on, why is there him!!!?"
【...That's your body~】
Ye Ye was startled by the sudden sound in his mind, and then he began to look for the source of the sound.
[Don't look for it~ You can't find me. 】The voice rang again, "Meet you for the first time, I am system 000"
"Boss?" Ye Ye's mouth twitched
【Yo~Young man understands it very well~】
"Each, each other. You say you are a system? The kind of system I think?" Ye Ye watched his body being lifted up by his aunt and husband, carried it out and immediately chased after him.Then I saw that they obviously lifted their bodies towards their own residence and then stopped.
That voice is very pleasant [That's right ~ it's the one you think, my full name is [beep——] system ~]
"Hey! You've been blocked! Your full name has been blocked! What kind of name is that! Huh!" Ye Ye finally broke out.
[Young man~ Calm down~ It doesn't matter what my full name is...] 000's tone gradually became serious [Young man now has a contract in front of you, do you want to sign it~] After finishing speaking, a white flower The paper floated down.
"..." Ye Ye looked at the paper and said nothing
【How about it?The benefits are not bad”]
"..." Ye Ye crumpled the paper into a ball silently. If 000 had a body, he would definitely paste the paper on its face!
"You gave me a blank piece of paper!" Of course, 000 has no entity, so the thrown paper hit the wall with a perfect arc
【well? ! ] 000 seemed a little surprised [Only the impure can't see it, could it be... you young man"]
"Get out! Get out now!" Ye Ye was so angry that he couldn't speak.
【you sure?If you don’t sign this contract, you will be obliterated by the world, and then you will be a real vegetable~]
Ye Ye remembered that his body, which was still breathing slightly, fell silent.He didn't understand that eating breakfast would endanger his life so much?No one wants to die, including Ye Ye. No matter how unsatisfactory life is, he still wants to live. The world is so big that he hasn't seen enough.
[As long as you sign the contract (_)~] 000 seems to know what he is thinking
"..." Ye Ye compromised, "I will sign."
It wasn't until the last moment of time travel that Ye Ye realized that he didn't seem to know the content of the contract.
【Don't worry~ I won't cheat you】
"Your sister!" These were Ye Ye's last words
What does it feel like to travel through?Anyway, it's not as comfortable as traveling, Ye Ye felt like he was being rubbed around like a glutinous rice ball, and then forced into some kind of container.The container was still very crowded, and Ye Ye felt like he was holding back.He almost passed out from being suffocated.Then too many memories that didn't belong to him were squeezed into his mind.
Name: Shang Shanye (Ye Ye)
Sex: Male
Age: seven years old
Title: None
Comprehensive attributes: Physical Strength -5, Combat Strength -5, Affinity -5, Spiritual Power -5
Status: dying
In the world: Naruto
"[wft?! This attribute is not a 5 slag of war!! This is a negative [-] slag!!! And what the hell is dying?!!!]" Ye Ye complained frantically in his heart
【oops!You better not open your eyes] the voice of 000 sounded in my mind again
"Why?" Ye Ye opened his eyes at the same time as he said that, and what caught his eyes was a large amount of blood, a broken corpse, and the head of a strange woman who had left his body.
Ye Ye was stunned. As a good young man in the 21st century, he had never seen such a bloody scene. He wanted to vomit but couldn't vomit at all.There was severe pain in his limbs, and he realized that he was being pinned to the wall by four sharp objects.He wanted to scream but no sound came out of his throat at all.
[I told you not to open your eyes, why are you so disobedient? 】
"[Your sister! What the hell is this, I'm going to die! I'm really going to die!!!]" Ye Ye lowered his head and scolded 000 in his heart, dying
【calm down!You can't die, Nuo~ Look, your rescuer is here. 】
Ye Ye couldn't lift his head at all, he could barely see his legs.That leg is moving, it's alive!Ye Ye wanted to move, but if he moved, it would involve the pain of his wound, and he felt like calling his mother.
"Are you late..." It was a man's voice, "Is the only child still alive..."
"How... so cruel... it's too much" This is a woman's voice.
"I told you not to come here! Minako, you are still pregnant!" The man's voice was a little angry
"Uchiha Tajima! I'm not that kind of weak woman. This place is nothing compared to those on the battlefield." The woman also raised her voice.
"[Can you guys save me first!!! I really can't hold it anymore!!!]" Ye Ye, who was still hanging on the wall beside him, was really about to belch, he raised his head reluctantly, his eyes were all Indistinctly, he uttered a few words intermittently, "Save...save...me..." Then he rolled his eyes and passed out.
☆、Chapter 2
Ye Ye felt that he seemed to be dreaming, but it didn't seem like he was dreaming.
He looked at his transparent hand for a long time until a strange voice came from his ear.
"あなたのなまえ名前做善业"
Ye Ye raised his head in a daze, and saw a man with black hair and another woman with white hair.The appearance of the two can be called handsome men and beautiful women.
"あなたはしかし私はう Uchiha たなかむすこ气子だ"
The man spoke again, and Ye Ye realized that the other party was speaking Japanese. Fortunately, he understood Japanese. After a while, Ye Ye realized that the man's name was Uchiha Tajima, and the baby's name was Uchiha Ye.
etc!Uchiha industry? !Isn't this the unlucky guy he's become? !After reacting, Ye Ye rushed up immediately, but the person in front of him disappeared, and then the surroundings were completely dark.
When the darkness disappeared, the scene changed into a Japanese-style room, and the characters also changed into two similarly dressed men. The round fans behind the clothes showed their identities.
"Come back, Tanaka, the tribe will accept you again. You know that there are too many people out there who want to kill you. No matter how powerful you are, you can't defeat a hundred with one enemy." A slightly taller man called Tanaka said the man.
"I have the protection of the Uchiha clan, but what about Youli? What about her? Can the family accommodate her? Brother Tajima, let go. You also have a lover. You should understand my feelings. Besides, brother, you also know my eyes..." Tanaka held Tajima's hand back with a serious expression.
Ye Ye, who was watching the drama on the side, twitched the corners of his mouth, he was acting in that Korean drama!Then the world turned dark again.This time Ye Ye was very calm. He waited for a while and the world became bright again.
after?After that he became restless.The man named Tanaka protected the woman and the white-haired child behind him against wave after wave of attacks.The white bathrobe on his body has been stained blood red.Many people around them should be ninjas.In just a split second, a ninja in a yellow ninja uniform rushed towards Tanaka with a sword.Ye Ye screamed nervously but it was useless.Tanaka barely avoided the deadly part, but his hand couldn't keep it.The entire arm was cut off and flew out, landing right at Ye Ye's feet.
Naturally, the other ninjas would not miss this opportunity and rushed forward.Tanaka must die.The white-haired woman behind him rushed out and thrust Kunai onto the woman countless times.In a flash of cold light, the woman's head fell to the ground.
There was silence all around for a moment, and then the child's miserable cry and the man's roar "Yu Li!!!" Black flames ignited all around with the man's roar.
It was burned clean together with the surrounding ninjas.Ye Ye felt that he smelled burnt.
The fire burned for a long time, and Tanaka and the group of ninjas seemed to be burned to ashes. It was strange that the bodies of the white-haired child and the woman were not burned to ashes.
Only white-haired children remained in the huge house.The child slowly crawled to his mother's side and hugged her mother's head. His red pupils had long lost his sanity, and he mechanically murmured "Mom, Dad"
Ye Ye on the side looked very uncomfortable.What is this Nima?He approached the child, wanted to touch the child's head but his hand went through.
"Tsk! They are all dead. Should it be said that it is Uchiha... 50 high-level ninjas were all wiped out by him."
"Hmph! It's enough to kill him. Huh? There is still a fish that slipped through the net."
Ye Ye looked up and saw two men with particularly wretched looks. He looked at the child with malicious intentions and immediately became vigilant, but he couldn't do anything.
"Huh?! Isn't this the little bastard?" The yellow-haired ninja kicked the child, who was kicked to the corner and spit out a mouthful of blood, but the child crawled back as if he couldn't feel the pain, still calling mom and dad
"What~ I'm already crazy." Huang Mao waved his hand, then grabbed the head of the woman on the ground and played with it in his hands, "Do you want this, kid?"
The boy stared at the yellow hair and spit out a few words indistinctly, "Give me back...Give me back!!!!"
"Eh... this is?!!!!" Huang Mao was stunned
Ye Ye hurried over to look at the boy, a lot of blood gushed out of the boy's eyes, and a small hook jade gradually appeared in the originally red pupil.
I wipe! !Blood eye? !Ye Ye was stunned.Only then did I realize that Shang Shanye's father was also called Uchiha.But are the side effects of Yigouyu so great?
"What? It's just a jade hook. How about digging it out?" Huang Mao threw away the woman's head and picked up the boy.The boy struggled frantically.
"Tsk! Hurry up and kill that brat and leave." The red hair behind urged with a face full of disbelief.
"Ah! I got it." Huangmao picked up the child and then threw out four Kunai boys, who were pinned to the wall alive.
Nima! ! !It's you! ! !No wonder the young master was on the wall when he woke up! ! !Ye Ye wanted to strangle that yellow hair right now.
"Cut! It's meaningless to die. Let's go." Huang Mao left, and then Red Mao also left.This time there was no one alive in the house.
Everything around is dissipating until it disappears, leaving nothing but darkness.
[Completion of Shang Shanye's plot]
[Completion of Uchiha Tanaka's plot]
The mechanized voice of the system rang in his head and then fell silent.Ye Ye was quiet for a while and then cursed, "Damn! 000, get out of here! Immediately! Get out of here!!!"
[Oops~ Why is the host so irritable? Look at how well I helped you make up your identity] 000's playful voice sounded.
"What kind of bullshit status is this mother. You have been abused like this! What do you want to do?! Ah? He has all the plots of bitter Korean dramas!"
[But Shang Shanye is the person who fits you best in this world! 】
"Fit with a ball! What else is there to fit except that the name is full of karma! Mustache!!! Let me go back! I would rather be in a vegetable state now"
[This can't be done!You can't go back until you clear the game. 】
"How to clear the game?" Ye Ye calmed down a little
【() You finally calmed down a bit, um, listen up!The game is divided into love avg mode and adventure rpg mode...]
"I choose the love avg mode." Ye Ye directly interrupted the system
【QAQ, why don't you let others finish talking~】
"you say"
[Love mode means that you can pass the level by conquering one (or countless?) people in Naruto, and adventure mode means that you have to become a Sage of the Six Paths~]
"Love mode!" Still without hesitation
[Really don't consider the adventure mode? 】
"Think about it. I'm the best at galgame."
【……All right!The love mode is on, I wish you a happy]
After 000's words fell, Ye Ye lost consciousness.Then I opened my eyes again and saw the wooden ceiling.
Pain, all over the body, especially the eyes!special!Don't!pain!Reluctantly stood up and moved to the door and saw the door was pulled open.Outside the door was a boy with arrogant short hair and Ye Ye's familiar face.
[Discover characters that can be attacked!Analyzing characters... The analysis is complete!Name: Uchiha Madara Age: 5 years old, Attributes: physical strength 5, combat power 5, affinity -5, mental power [-], status: can be captured, recommended by the system, in the world: Naruto]
[Task 1: Get close to Uchiha Madara, current favorability: -10]
Ye Ye looked at the displeased kid on the opposite side in a daze, and then fell down straight again.He felt his eyes hurt more.
"[000 make a negotiation to change the adventure mode]"
[Impossible~ This is the host's own choice.Aren't you good at galgame? 】
"[It's true that I'm good at galgames! But this is blgames!]"
【fine!Same, you can (_)]
"【Wori!】"
Madara is very upset, I have been unhappy since I woke up in the morning!why?His parents brought back a bloody white-haired kid yesterday.Then ignore him all day.Obviously yesterday was his birthday.Although few people would care about birthdays in the war-torn era, Little Madara still hopes that his parents would say happy birthday to him.
Blame this guy!Madara looked at the white hair that fell to the ground with contempt, and was even more upset
"[One useless wood]" Madara thought unhappily
[Madara's favorability is deducted by five, current favorability: -15]
"[Fuck! This is really unplayable!!]" This is the thought of Ye Ye, who was innocently angered
☆、Chapter 3
Well, the scene where Madara looked at Ye Ye and Ye Ye lay on the ground and looked at the ceiling didn't last long because someone else came.
It was a beautiful woman with a big belly. The woman's long black hair was scattered behind her. She seemed a little surprised that Ye Ye woke up and was still lying on the ground.Then she frowned and reprimanded, "What are you doing, Madara! Go help your brother!"
Madara stood there motionless, with an expression of unwillingness on his face, Ye Ye noticed that the child's eye sockets were already a little red.
"[It's not good, it's super bad]" Ye Ye has no doubt that if Madara really comes to help him, then the favorability will definitely be reversed!Something had to be said to save it!
Just when Ye Ye was about to speak, the system sounded [Task triggered!melancholy boy]
[The host is asked to act as a melancholy teenager for a month, and the language restriction can be opened!Mission success reward: 50 ways to throw shuriken, mission failure penalty: Uchiha Madara’s favorability will be deducted by [-]]
"[... Nima's Dogecoin system]" Ye Ye saw that the young man finally stepped forward to help him.He jumped up with a shudder and slapped Madara's hand away.
"..." The room was silent for a moment.Ye Ye looked at his hand and wished he could chop it off.
He couldn't say anything so he moved to relieve the awkward atmosphere.Turn around and go back to the bed, pull up the quilt, half-sit on the bed, then turn your head slightly at a 45° angle, and the whole person presents a strong "I'm very sad, don't disturb me" breath.
"Huh!" Madara turned his head and ran away Ye Ye was relieved, at least he didn't receive the reminder of the deduction of favorability.
"You can rest for a few more days, don't worry too much... Madara, he didn't mean that child just now." The woman didn't come in at last, she shook her head and left.
Only Ye Ye was left in the room.Originally expressionless, he suddenly made all kinds of exaggerated and strange expressions, but he just didn't make any sound.
"[I wipe! It hurts! I'm going to die! Daddy and me are hurting to death!]" Ye Ye wailed in his heart
[Come on host (???_??)? This kind of injury is nothing! 】
"[You're not a balls, why are you trying to get a hole in your limbs!]"
[Host your limb damage, this system has already repaired it for you (^V^)]
"【Then why am I still in pain?!!】"
[Phantom limb hurts! 】
Regardless of whether Ye Ye had phantom limb pain or not, he had been lying in bed for a month anyway.Can't talk for a month and he's about to grow mushrooms!Only Minako, the previous woman, came to visit him this month.Chatting with Minako is of course Minako talking to him unilaterally, he just keeps the 45° angle of the new house and forgets the ceiling melancholy.
Today is the last day of the month and in a few hours he will be able to talk!Then, during the last hours of his wait to speak, Minako came.She held a dark blue dress in her hand.Ye Ye looked at her puzzled, Minako put down her clothes and said softly, "Ye-chan, change your clothes, I'll take you to see your father."
ha? !Father?His father should be dead?When Ye Ye was in awe, Minako had already stepped forward to take off his pajamas.
Seeing the woman's exquisite face, Ye Ye blushed, then held the woman's hand and shook his head desperately.However, the woman didn't seem to understand what he meant.So Ye Ye was stripped naked and then put on another piece of clothing.Then the originally messy white mid-length hair was also tied into a bundle.
"Okay, come with me." Minako stretched out her hand to hold Ye Ye's little hand, and Ye Ye was taken aback by the warm palm.
"What's wrong?" Minako looked down at Ye Ye, and found that the little boy was crying again, and the tears were spilling out without money.
Ye Ye raised his hand and touched his wet face, why is he crying?Shouldn't it?He is not such a hypocritical person... Could it be Shang Shanye's instinctive reaction?Seeing the worried Minako who couldn't speak, Ye Yexiang could only shake his head.Minako slowly knelt down and hugged him.
"It's all right, it's all right now. This is your future home, don't be afraid anymore."
He moved his hands non-stop and hugged Minako back, Ye Ye just cried harder.
All right!It's not Ye Ye's style to hold a woman and cry like this, so after Minako wiped the snot and tears off his face with the paper, he showed Minako a smile that he thought was perfect, but Minako took it as a wry smile.
Following Minako to the hall, Ye Ye felt a pressure as soon as he entered the hall.His phantom limb seems to be hurting again...
"Karma! Lift your head up!" The man's voice reached his ears.Ye Ye raised his head.There were five or six people sitting in the hall.Ye Ye, the man sitting in the middle, looked familiar.
"Very good! You don't need to bow your head to anyone! Because from now on you are Uchiha Kara! You are my son of Uchiha Tajima!" The man nodded in satisfaction.
Ye Ye is stupid, what do you mean he is the son of Uchiha Tajima? ? ! ! !Who is Uchiha Tajima!It's Uchiha Madara's father!Who is Madara Uchiha?It's Naruto's boss.What does it mean to be Uchiha Tajima's son? !It's the brother who is the boss! ! !This is a good thing! ! !No wonder!Madara said that all his brothers died on the battlefield! !When everyone is dead, talk about when to clear the game!
【Relax, there are 1000 ways in this system to keep you from dying (???_??)?】
"..." Oh Ye Ye!No, now he is called Uchiha industry, and he is completely silent.
Someone stood up from the side, "Patriarch, what are you talking about! This kid..."
"Shut up! I don't need you to doubt my decision." Tajima glared at the man. "Okay, you go and rest! The injury is almost healed, so let's start training with Madara tomorrow."
Ye didn't know how he got back to the room.When he opened the door of the room, he saw the arrogant short hair. He slammed the door shut with a "snap".
He seemed to have seen Uchiha Madara just now?He must have opened the door the wrong way!
He opened the door in the right way, of course, because this time the door was opened from the inside.The boy who was a little shorter than him stood at the door with the expression that he still owed him money, "What are you doing? Come in if you want to come in, and get out if you don't want to come in."
"[Why are you here!!!]" Ye Ye stared at Madara with crimson pupils.
Madara clearly understood the meaning in his eyes, "This is my room! Before I was afraid to disturb you, I stayed with my brother for a few days. Now that you are well, I will be back."
"[Fuck! He explained to me so patiently!]" Ye felt a little flattered.
"Hey! Are you going to come in?!" The boy's patience was almost at an end.
Ye Ye sneaked in and saw two quilts neatly thrown into the room.Ye Ye glanced at Madara who was getting into the bed, "【This kid isn't that bad~】"
【Ding!Melancholy boy mission completed!Obtained item: One Thousand Throwing Methods of Shuriken]
He can talk, but no one to accompany him to talk, Karma is very lonely.He was going to sleep and then he found a very embarrassing thing... He couldn't take off this clothes.So he could only look at Madara who was about to go to sleep, struggling in his heart.
Madara turned around when he saw him, then got up again and looked back with a displeased face, "What are you doing?!!!"
Alright, let's go all out, Karma grabbed Madara's hand, "Help me...clothes...if I can't...come"
"【I don't speak for a month! I can't even talk!】"
"..." Madara was silent, and then asked, are you an idiot?look at him
"Please..." Ye blinked his eyes
Finally, Madara compromised, "Turn around and raise your hand."
Madara is really a good boy, at least for now.After helping him take off his clothes, he folded them smoothly.
Ye huddled under the blanket and looked at Madara's back, knowing that Madara turned his head again, "You...what the hell! What are you doing?!!"
Really angry!Ye hurriedly added, "Thank you... and... good night."
"..." Madara's anger seemed to be quenched. "Sleep!" He turned around and remained silent.
[Uchiha Madara favorability plus five, current favorability: -10]
“[yes!]”
☆、Chapter 4
"Hey! Wake up!"
"[Who, so early...was up on Ball's bed]" Ye opened his eyes in a daze and saw a blurry figure, he couldn't see clearly, so forget it and stop watching.
"Uchiha! Karma! Get out of here!"
"Wow!" Ye felt a chill all over and let out a soft cry, and then looked impatiently at the person who lifted his quilt and was about to yell at him.He saw Uchiha Madara's face, and then swallowed those cursed sentences alive.
"Hmph! Idiot..." Ban threw down the quilt angrily and turned to leave, but Ye grabbed his sleeve.
Ye maintained a forced smile and said, "Clothes...no."
"It really is an idiot," Madara said even more.
Well, Ye is not someone who has such a good temper that someone can still smile at someone who calls him an idiot twice.To be honest, he hasn't been happy since he met Uchiha Madara.Can he bear being looked down upon by a brat the whole time? !
The answer is that he can bear it!After all, those who eat others and live in others must be subdued.So the old man who was 185 in his previous life had to resort to the last resort—to act cute!Ye blinked his red eyes, pouted his mouth and said, "Just... once, don't need it next time."
"..." Madara was silent, and then picked up the clothes beside him, "Turn around, don't let me see your face, I'm afraid of having nightmares."
"Clatter!" Ye seemed to hear the sound of his young boy's heart breaking.
Of course, Madara doesn't care about the glass heart of business, he immediately put on the clothes on the other party quickly, then picked up the belt and tied it, then looked up and saw that annoying guy turning his head to look at him.That guy's eyelashes are white too...
"Am I handsome?" Ye looked at Madara staring at him and raised the corners of his mouth
"Huh?" Madara looked at Baimao opposite and tilted his head.
"As expected, I'm so handsome, you're dumbfounded." Ye touched Madara's head smoothly.Hmm... so prickly~ I don't feel comfortable touching it
Madara slapped Ye's hand away, cursed an idiot and ran away.
He just blushed!It's blushing!Ye looked at the child who ran away and imagined what that child would look like when he grew up, and trembled in horror.He was just molesting the boss with his life!
Well, what can he do after molesting, at least he didn't receive the news of diminishing favorability.
"Yeah, you're slow"
Ye looked sad at the man with his hands on his hips and his edgy hairstyle.Of course, the man would not give him a sad time and handed him a bag of things directly.Karma opened it and saw that it was a pack of kunai and shurikens, and the gleaming edges meant that they were all sharpened.
"Go, throw two for me." Tajima pointed to the target in front of them
"[Are you sure?]" Ye looked up at him, but of course Tajima didn't look at him.
Well, a dead horse is a living horse doctor!Karma took out a Kunai and threw it out!Perfect!Perfect miss.Tajima looked at the boy in front of him and frowned, "You won't?"
Ye felt guilty, he didn't know if the original owner of this body would know it, but he really couldn't, so he honestly replied, "No...no"
"Can you speak?" Tajima was a little surprised
Hello? ! !He is neither a fool nor a mute, so he can't speak!
"It's ok, before... Uncle..." Ye felt that he still needed to explain but was interrupted by Tajima
"Father! From the moment your father entrusted you to me, you are my son!" Tajima
"Father...Father" Ye was startled by the tone of the other party's dean reprimanding the students
"Hmm! Very good." Tajima nodded in satisfaction, "wait here" and then turned and left.
Since "father" told him to wait, he could only wait.Looking at the bitter and unemployed on the ground, he started to be in a daze.
Father... This is what he didn't have in his previous life, and of course his mother was included.No!It should be said that it was there but lost.
Just when Ye thought Tajima had forgotten him, Tajima finally came back.He was holding a small hand.The owner of that little hand was naturally his target.
"[Laughing so happily...]" Karma thought so, and then Madara saw him, and the smile on his face disappeared instantly.
"Madara will teach Kunai how to throw and basic knowledge!"
"Why?! Father! He..."
"He is your brother, Madara don't reject him so much, he has the same blood as yours."
"I see……"
He heard it! ! !Hear it clearly!Is there such a thing as not waiting to see him! !Where did he offend that kid?Ye is a little depressed, can he really attack this kid and go back?
"Hey! Idiot!" Madara stood on a high place with her hands on her waist and looked down at him.
"I'm your brother, is it really okay for you to call me an idiot all the time?" Ye sighed as he watched Tajima walk away
"Who wants a brother like you! He can't even wear clothes!" Madara turned her head arrogantly
"That's just..." Ye suddenly ran out of words
"Just what? Just because you're an idiot?"
"Ah!!! It's up to you! Do you want to teach me or not!" Ye gave up!He can't say no to this poisonous tongue!
"Teach! Why don't you teach? What if you threw such rubbish in front of my father but my face!" Madara jumped down from a high place and looked at Karma
"[Nimma, I really want to hit him with a brick]" Ye thought unhappily
[Okay, first deduct 000 favorability before talking ╮(╯▽╰)╭] The voice of [-] suddenly sounded
"【Your sister!】"
I have to say that Uchiha Madara is a good teacher, at least he can throw the shuriken to the target now.Ye looked at his blistered hands with distress...but it didn't hurt like that.
"Young masters, it's time to eat," the servant came up
"Understood, you step back." Madara waved his hand to let the servants back down, then stood up and prepared to leave
"What about me?" Ye stopped what he was doing.
Madara turned her head and glanced at him, "If you can't even hit the bull's-eye, what are you eating?"
"!!! But I don't even have breakfast..." He was indeed hungry.
"Are you starving to death?" Madara asked again.
"..." Well, I was completely suppressed, "Hungry...don't...die"
"So go ahead, or you won't have dinner," Ban Tou left without turning around.
So go ahead, or you won't have dinner," Ban Tou left without turning around.
Karma was stunned not because Madara wouldn't let him eat but...
[Uchiha Madara favorability plus five current favorability]
"[Fuck! Where is Uchiha Madara's G-spot!]"
Anyway, there is nothing to eat for lunch. Although there is nothing to eat, that guy Uchiha Madara ate the beancurd sushi in front of him, and Karma felt the malice from the world.
☆、Chapter 5
I'm hungry!Hungry vision is blurred, how could it be possible to throw the target.Uchiha Ye has already begun to give up on himself, anyway, he is also 27 years old (in his previous life), he was so oppressed by a five-year-old child!
"Fuguo da!" (unlucky)
"Hey! What are you yelling at, throw it away" Uchiha Madara picked up the last piece of bean curd sushi and ate it, ignoring the different-dimensional radio waves from Baimao on the opposite side.
If the bull's-eye is Uchiha Madara's face, he must be accurate in every shot!
[Sigh~ host, are you stupid! ] 000 finally couldn't see it anymore.
"【I wipe! You still say I'm stupid?!】"
[Your IQ is not as good as that of the five-year-old kid next door! 】
"[000 You come out and I will kill you!]"
[I'll just bb and I won't come out!Host, don't you have a skill book? ! 】
Yes!Doesn't he have a book? !etc!Why not remind him sooner! !
【Whether the host is equipped with (?????)】
"[Put it up!]"
[Successfully equipped Kunai's 1000 throwing methods. The character status of the year: physical strength 10, combat power 10, affinity 0, spiritual power 10 (congratulations for leaving the five slags of war)]
Ye is too lazy to complain about the bad affinity. How cruel is he? He has no affinity at all. "[Can the system see the status of the target of the attack]"
【certainly!Target Uchiha Madara, character status: physical strength 5, combat power 5, affinity -5, mental power 10 (you have to understand that he is still a five-year-old child)]
"[Mouth Hu
Today is Christmas, there is light snow on the street, it is already very late, but here is the commercial street where people are still coming and going.
"Let's break up." The man saw that the woman on the opposite side did not respond, and repeated what he had just said.
The woman in the red coat trembled slightly, then said with a forced smile, "What did you say just now? It was too noisy and I didn't hear it."
The man turned his head and said the words of breaking up again, but the woman didn't move, the man turned his head and the severe pain made him unable to move.Slowly lowering his head, a kitchen knife was stuck in his abdomen, and his white suit was stained red with blood.
"Since... Yejun doesn't want to be with me, then go to hell, don't worry about Yejun, Lihua will come to accompany you right away."
【badend: Bloody Christmas】
Seeing the last cg pop up on the computer screen, Ye Ye leaned back in his chair.Tiredly, he raised the black-rimmed glasses on his face and exhaled from his mouth, and then said something that didn't match his delicate face: "Oh! One night, the ending is finally achieved. What the hell is this?" ! There are five endings, one is he and the other is be! All women stab men! This production team is poisonous."
Glancing out the window, the sky had turned pale, Ye Ye got up and rubbed his face, put on his coat and went downstairs to have breakfast.In the empty room, Ye Ye's computer that was originally shut down suddenly turned on by itself... However, Ye Ye, who didn't know it, was still eating breakfast at the breakfast stall downstairs.
"Xiaoye, is it still the same today?" The slightly fat breakfast shop auntie looked at Ye Ye with a smile.But Ye Ye nodded very coldly and said nothing.
It's not that he is very cold, but that he has no energy to reply.Ye Ye yelled again, blinking with two lifeless fish eyes.
"Xiao Ye, are you staying up late again? Although you are young, you still have to take care of your body! Staying up all night is not good for your health...@%&*"
Ye Ye didn't hear what was said later, he fell asleep, very dead.
Ye Yepiao looked at his "self" lying on the table in the air, and a subtle feeling filled his heart.The aunt at the breakfast shop patted him in a panic, then murmured something, but Ye Ye couldn't hear him.
"Damn it! What's going on, why is there him!!!?"
【...That's your body~】
Ye Ye was startled by the sudden sound in his mind, and then he began to look for the source of the sound.
[Don't look for it~ You can't find me. 】The voice rang again, "Meet you for the first time, I am system 000"
"Boss?" Ye Ye's mouth twitched
【Yo~Young man understands it very well~】
"Each, each other. You say you are a system? The kind of system I think?" Ye Ye watched his body being lifted up by his aunt and husband, carried it out and immediately chased after him.Then I saw that they obviously lifted their bodies towards their own residence and then stopped.
That voice is very pleasant [That's right ~ it's the one you think, my full name is [beep——] system ~]
"Hey! You've been blocked! Your full name has been blocked! What kind of name is that! Huh!" Ye Ye finally broke out.
[Young man~ Calm down~ It doesn't matter what my full name is...] 000's tone gradually became serious [Young man now has a contract in front of you, do you want to sign it~] After finishing speaking, a white flower The paper floated down.
"..." Ye Ye looked at the paper and said nothing
【How about it?The benefits are not bad”]
"..." Ye Ye crumpled the paper into a ball silently. If 000 had a body, he would definitely paste the paper on its face!
"You gave me a blank piece of paper!" Of course, 000 has no entity, so the thrown paper hit the wall with a perfect arc
【well? ! ] 000 seemed a little surprised [Only the impure can't see it, could it be... you young man"]
"Get out! Get out now!" Ye Ye was so angry that he couldn't speak.
【you sure?If you don’t sign this contract, you will be obliterated by the world, and then you will be a real vegetable~]
Ye Ye remembered that his body, which was still breathing slightly, fell silent.He didn't understand that eating breakfast would endanger his life so much?No one wants to die, including Ye Ye. No matter how unsatisfactory life is, he still wants to live. The world is so big that he hasn't seen enough.
[As long as you sign the contract (_)~] 000 seems to know what he is thinking
"..." Ye Ye compromised, "I will sign."
It wasn't until the last moment of time travel that Ye Ye realized that he didn't seem to know the content of the contract.
【Don't worry~ I won't cheat you】
"Your sister!" These were Ye Ye's last words
What does it feel like to travel through?Anyway, it's not as comfortable as traveling, Ye Ye felt like he was being rubbed around like a glutinous rice ball, and then forced into some kind of container.The container was still very crowded, and Ye Ye felt like he was holding back.He almost passed out from being suffocated.Then too many memories that didn't belong to him were squeezed into his mind.
Name: Shang Shanye (Ye Ye)
Sex: Male
Age: seven years old
Title: None
Comprehensive attributes: Physical Strength -5, Combat Strength -5, Affinity -5, Spiritual Power -5
Status: dying
In the world: Naruto
"[wft?! This attribute is not a 5 slag of war!! This is a negative [-] slag!!! And what the hell is dying?!!!]" Ye Ye complained frantically in his heart
【oops!You better not open your eyes] the voice of 000 sounded in my mind again
"Why?" Ye Ye opened his eyes at the same time as he said that, and what caught his eyes was a large amount of blood, a broken corpse, and the head of a strange woman who had left his body.
Ye Ye was stunned. As a good young man in the 21st century, he had never seen such a bloody scene. He wanted to vomit but couldn't vomit at all.There was severe pain in his limbs, and he realized that he was being pinned to the wall by four sharp objects.He wanted to scream but no sound came out of his throat at all.
[I told you not to open your eyes, why are you so disobedient? 】
"[Your sister! What the hell is this, I'm going to die! I'm really going to die!!!]" Ye Ye lowered his head and scolded 000 in his heart, dying
【calm down!You can't die, Nuo~ Look, your rescuer is here. 】
Ye Ye couldn't lift his head at all, he could barely see his legs.That leg is moving, it's alive!Ye Ye wanted to move, but if he moved, it would involve the pain of his wound, and he felt like calling his mother.
"Are you late..." It was a man's voice, "Is the only child still alive..."
"How... so cruel... it's too much" This is a woman's voice.
"I told you not to come here! Minako, you are still pregnant!" The man's voice was a little angry
"Uchiha Tajima! I'm not that kind of weak woman. This place is nothing compared to those on the battlefield." The woman also raised her voice.
"[Can you guys save me first!!! I really can't hold it anymore!!!]" Ye Ye, who was still hanging on the wall beside him, was really about to belch, he raised his head reluctantly, his eyes were all Indistinctly, he uttered a few words intermittently, "Save...save...me..." Then he rolled his eyes and passed out.
☆、Chapter 2
Ye Ye felt that he seemed to be dreaming, but it didn't seem like he was dreaming.
He looked at his transparent hand for a long time until a strange voice came from his ear.
"あなたのなまえ名前做善业"
Ye Ye raised his head in a daze, and saw a man with black hair and another woman with white hair.The appearance of the two can be called handsome men and beautiful women.
"あなたはしかし私はう Uchiha たなかむすこ气子だ"
The man spoke again, and Ye Ye realized that the other party was speaking Japanese. Fortunately, he understood Japanese. After a while, Ye Ye realized that the man's name was Uchiha Tajima, and the baby's name was Uchiha Ye.
etc!Uchiha industry? !Isn't this the unlucky guy he's become? !After reacting, Ye Ye rushed up immediately, but the person in front of him disappeared, and then the surroundings were completely dark.
When the darkness disappeared, the scene changed into a Japanese-style room, and the characters also changed into two similarly dressed men. The round fans behind the clothes showed their identities.
"Come back, Tanaka, the tribe will accept you again. You know that there are too many people out there who want to kill you. No matter how powerful you are, you can't defeat a hundred with one enemy." A slightly taller man called Tanaka said the man.
"I have the protection of the Uchiha clan, but what about Youli? What about her? Can the family accommodate her? Brother Tajima, let go. You also have a lover. You should understand my feelings. Besides, brother, you also know my eyes..." Tanaka held Tajima's hand back with a serious expression.
Ye Ye, who was watching the drama on the side, twitched the corners of his mouth, he was acting in that Korean drama!Then the world turned dark again.This time Ye Ye was very calm. He waited for a while and the world became bright again.
after?After that he became restless.The man named Tanaka protected the woman and the white-haired child behind him against wave after wave of attacks.The white bathrobe on his body has been stained blood red.Many people around them should be ninjas.In just a split second, a ninja in a yellow ninja uniform rushed towards Tanaka with a sword.Ye Ye screamed nervously but it was useless.Tanaka barely avoided the deadly part, but his hand couldn't keep it.The entire arm was cut off and flew out, landing right at Ye Ye's feet.
Naturally, the other ninjas would not miss this opportunity and rushed forward.Tanaka must die.The white-haired woman behind him rushed out and thrust Kunai onto the woman countless times.In a flash of cold light, the woman's head fell to the ground.
There was silence all around for a moment, and then the child's miserable cry and the man's roar "Yu Li!!!" Black flames ignited all around with the man's roar.
It was burned clean together with the surrounding ninjas.Ye Ye felt that he smelled burnt.
The fire burned for a long time, and Tanaka and the group of ninjas seemed to be burned to ashes. It was strange that the bodies of the white-haired child and the woman were not burned to ashes.
Only white-haired children remained in the huge house.The child slowly crawled to his mother's side and hugged her mother's head. His red pupils had long lost his sanity, and he mechanically murmured "Mom, Dad"
Ye Ye on the side looked very uncomfortable.What is this Nima?He approached the child, wanted to touch the child's head but his hand went through.
"Tsk! They are all dead. Should it be said that it is Uchiha... 50 high-level ninjas were all wiped out by him."
"Hmph! It's enough to kill him. Huh? There is still a fish that slipped through the net."
Ye Ye looked up and saw two men with particularly wretched looks. He looked at the child with malicious intentions and immediately became vigilant, but he couldn't do anything.
"Huh?! Isn't this the little bastard?" The yellow-haired ninja kicked the child, who was kicked to the corner and spit out a mouthful of blood, but the child crawled back as if he couldn't feel the pain, still calling mom and dad
"What~ I'm already crazy." Huang Mao waved his hand, then grabbed the head of the woman on the ground and played with it in his hands, "Do you want this, kid?"
The boy stared at the yellow hair and spit out a few words indistinctly, "Give me back...Give me back!!!!"
"Eh... this is?!!!!" Huang Mao was stunned
Ye Ye hurried over to look at the boy, a lot of blood gushed out of the boy's eyes, and a small hook jade gradually appeared in the originally red pupil.
I wipe! !Blood eye? !Ye Ye was stunned.Only then did I realize that Shang Shanye's father was also called Uchiha.But are the side effects of Yigouyu so great?
"What? It's just a jade hook. How about digging it out?" Huang Mao threw away the woman's head and picked up the boy.The boy struggled frantically.
"Tsk! Hurry up and kill that brat and leave." The red hair behind urged with a face full of disbelief.
"Ah! I got it." Huangmao picked up the child and then threw out four Kunai boys, who were pinned to the wall alive.
Nima! ! !It's you! ! !No wonder the young master was on the wall when he woke up! ! !Ye Ye wanted to strangle that yellow hair right now.
"Cut! It's meaningless to die. Let's go." Huang Mao left, and then Red Mao also left.This time there was no one alive in the house.
Everything around is dissipating until it disappears, leaving nothing but darkness.
[Completion of Shang Shanye's plot]
[Completion of Uchiha Tanaka's plot]
The mechanized voice of the system rang in his head and then fell silent.Ye Ye was quiet for a while and then cursed, "Damn! 000, get out of here! Immediately! Get out of here!!!"
[Oops~ Why is the host so irritable? Look at how well I helped you make up your identity] 000's playful voice sounded.
"What kind of bullshit status is this mother. You have been abused like this! What do you want to do?! Ah? He has all the plots of bitter Korean dramas!"
[But Shang Shanye is the person who fits you best in this world! 】
"Fit with a ball! What else is there to fit except that the name is full of karma! Mustache!!! Let me go back! I would rather be in a vegetable state now"
[This can't be done!You can't go back until you clear the game. 】
"How to clear the game?" Ye Ye calmed down a little
【() You finally calmed down a bit, um, listen up!The game is divided into love avg mode and adventure rpg mode...]
"I choose the love avg mode." Ye Ye directly interrupted the system
【QAQ, why don't you let others finish talking~】
"you say"
[Love mode means that you can pass the level by conquering one (or countless?) people in Naruto, and adventure mode means that you have to become a Sage of the Six Paths~]
"Love mode!" Still without hesitation
[Really don't consider the adventure mode? 】
"Think about it. I'm the best at galgame."
【……All right!The love mode is on, I wish you a happy]
After 000's words fell, Ye Ye lost consciousness.Then I opened my eyes again and saw the wooden ceiling.
Pain, all over the body, especially the eyes!special!Don't!pain!Reluctantly stood up and moved to the door and saw the door was pulled open.Outside the door was a boy with arrogant short hair and Ye Ye's familiar face.
[Discover characters that can be attacked!Analyzing characters... The analysis is complete!Name: Uchiha Madara Age: 5 years old, Attributes: physical strength 5, combat power 5, affinity -5, mental power [-], status: can be captured, recommended by the system, in the world: Naruto]
[Task 1: Get close to Uchiha Madara, current favorability: -10]
Ye Ye looked at the displeased kid on the opposite side in a daze, and then fell down straight again.He felt his eyes hurt more.
"[000 make a negotiation to change the adventure mode]"
[Impossible~ This is the host's own choice.Aren't you good at galgame? 】
"[It's true that I'm good at galgames! But this is blgames!]"
【fine!Same, you can (_)]
"【Wori!】"
Madara is very upset, I have been unhappy since I woke up in the morning!why?His parents brought back a bloody white-haired kid yesterday.Then ignore him all day.Obviously yesterday was his birthday.Although few people would care about birthdays in the war-torn era, Little Madara still hopes that his parents would say happy birthday to him.
Blame this guy!Madara looked at the white hair that fell to the ground with contempt, and was even more upset
"[One useless wood]" Madara thought unhappily
[Madara's favorability is deducted by five, current favorability: -15]
"[Fuck! This is really unplayable!!]" This is the thought of Ye Ye, who was innocently angered
☆、Chapter 3
Well, the scene where Madara looked at Ye Ye and Ye Ye lay on the ground and looked at the ceiling didn't last long because someone else came.
It was a beautiful woman with a big belly. The woman's long black hair was scattered behind her. She seemed a little surprised that Ye Ye woke up and was still lying on the ground.Then she frowned and reprimanded, "What are you doing, Madara! Go help your brother!"
Madara stood there motionless, with an expression of unwillingness on his face, Ye Ye noticed that the child's eye sockets were already a little red.
"[It's not good, it's super bad]" Ye Ye has no doubt that if Madara really comes to help him, then the favorability will definitely be reversed!Something had to be said to save it!
Just when Ye Ye was about to speak, the system sounded [Task triggered!melancholy boy]
[The host is asked to act as a melancholy teenager for a month, and the language restriction can be opened!Mission success reward: 50 ways to throw shuriken, mission failure penalty: Uchiha Madara’s favorability will be deducted by [-]]
"[... Nima's Dogecoin system]" Ye Ye saw that the young man finally stepped forward to help him.He jumped up with a shudder and slapped Madara's hand away.
"..." The room was silent for a moment.Ye Ye looked at his hand and wished he could chop it off.
He couldn't say anything so he moved to relieve the awkward atmosphere.Turn around and go back to the bed, pull up the quilt, half-sit on the bed, then turn your head slightly at a 45° angle, and the whole person presents a strong "I'm very sad, don't disturb me" breath.
"Huh!" Madara turned his head and ran away Ye Ye was relieved, at least he didn't receive the reminder of the deduction of favorability.
"You can rest for a few more days, don't worry too much... Madara, he didn't mean that child just now." The woman didn't come in at last, she shook her head and left.
Only Ye Ye was left in the room.Originally expressionless, he suddenly made all kinds of exaggerated and strange expressions, but he just didn't make any sound.
"[I wipe! It hurts! I'm going to die! Daddy and me are hurting to death!]" Ye Ye wailed in his heart
[Come on host (???_??)? This kind of injury is nothing! 】
"[You're not a balls, why are you trying to get a hole in your limbs!]"
[Host your limb damage, this system has already repaired it for you (^V^)]
"【Then why am I still in pain?!!】"
[Phantom limb hurts! 】
Regardless of whether Ye Ye had phantom limb pain or not, he had been lying in bed for a month anyway.Can't talk for a month and he's about to grow mushrooms!Only Minako, the previous woman, came to visit him this month.Chatting with Minako is of course Minako talking to him unilaterally, he just keeps the 45° angle of the new house and forgets the ceiling melancholy.
Today is the last day of the month and in a few hours he will be able to talk!Then, during the last hours of his wait to speak, Minako came.She held a dark blue dress in her hand.Ye Ye looked at her puzzled, Minako put down her clothes and said softly, "Ye-chan, change your clothes, I'll take you to see your father."
ha? !Father?His father should be dead?When Ye Ye was in awe, Minako had already stepped forward to take off his pajamas.
Seeing the woman's exquisite face, Ye Ye blushed, then held the woman's hand and shook his head desperately.However, the woman didn't seem to understand what he meant.So Ye Ye was stripped naked and then put on another piece of clothing.Then the originally messy white mid-length hair was also tied into a bundle.
"Okay, come with me." Minako stretched out her hand to hold Ye Ye's little hand, and Ye Ye was taken aback by the warm palm.
"What's wrong?" Minako looked down at Ye Ye, and found that the little boy was crying again, and the tears were spilling out without money.
Ye Ye raised his hand and touched his wet face, why is he crying?Shouldn't it?He is not such a hypocritical person... Could it be Shang Shanye's instinctive reaction?Seeing the worried Minako who couldn't speak, Ye Yexiang could only shake his head.Minako slowly knelt down and hugged him.
"It's all right, it's all right now. This is your future home, don't be afraid anymore."
He moved his hands non-stop and hugged Minako back, Ye Ye just cried harder.
All right!It's not Ye Ye's style to hold a woman and cry like this, so after Minako wiped the snot and tears off his face with the paper, he showed Minako a smile that he thought was perfect, but Minako took it as a wry smile.
Following Minako to the hall, Ye Ye felt a pressure as soon as he entered the hall.His phantom limb seems to be hurting again...
"Karma! Lift your head up!" The man's voice reached his ears.Ye Ye raised his head.There were five or six people sitting in the hall.Ye Ye, the man sitting in the middle, looked familiar.
"Very good! You don't need to bow your head to anyone! Because from now on you are Uchiha Kara! You are my son of Uchiha Tajima!" The man nodded in satisfaction.
Ye Ye is stupid, what do you mean he is the son of Uchiha Tajima? ? ! ! !Who is Uchiha Tajima!It's Uchiha Madara's father!Who is Madara Uchiha?It's Naruto's boss.What does it mean to be Uchiha Tajima's son? !It's the brother who is the boss! ! !This is a good thing! ! !No wonder!Madara said that all his brothers died on the battlefield! !When everyone is dead, talk about when to clear the game!
【Relax, there are 1000 ways in this system to keep you from dying (???_??)?】
"..." Oh Ye Ye!No, now he is called Uchiha industry, and he is completely silent.
Someone stood up from the side, "Patriarch, what are you talking about! This kid..."
"Shut up! I don't need you to doubt my decision." Tajima glared at the man. "Okay, you go and rest! The injury is almost healed, so let's start training with Madara tomorrow."
Ye didn't know how he got back to the room.When he opened the door of the room, he saw the arrogant short hair. He slammed the door shut with a "snap".
He seemed to have seen Uchiha Madara just now?He must have opened the door the wrong way!
He opened the door in the right way, of course, because this time the door was opened from the inside.The boy who was a little shorter than him stood at the door with the expression that he still owed him money, "What are you doing? Come in if you want to come in, and get out if you don't want to come in."
"[Why are you here!!!]" Ye Ye stared at Madara with crimson pupils.
Madara clearly understood the meaning in his eyes, "This is my room! Before I was afraid to disturb you, I stayed with my brother for a few days. Now that you are well, I will be back."
"[Fuck! He explained to me so patiently!]" Ye felt a little flattered.
"Hey! Are you going to come in?!" The boy's patience was almost at an end.
Ye Ye sneaked in and saw two quilts neatly thrown into the room.Ye Ye glanced at Madara who was getting into the bed, "【This kid isn't that bad~】"
【Ding!Melancholy boy mission completed!Obtained item: One Thousand Throwing Methods of Shuriken]
He can talk, but no one to accompany him to talk, Karma is very lonely.He was going to sleep and then he found a very embarrassing thing... He couldn't take off this clothes.So he could only look at Madara who was about to go to sleep, struggling in his heart.
Madara turned around when he saw him, then got up again and looked back with a displeased face, "What are you doing?!!!"
Alright, let's go all out, Karma grabbed Madara's hand, "Help me...clothes...if I can't...come"
"【I don't speak for a month! I can't even talk!】"
"..." Madara was silent, and then asked, are you an idiot?look at him
"Please..." Ye blinked his eyes
Finally, Madara compromised, "Turn around and raise your hand."
Madara is really a good boy, at least for now.After helping him take off his clothes, he folded them smoothly.
Ye huddled under the blanket and looked at Madara's back, knowing that Madara turned his head again, "You...what the hell! What are you doing?!!"
Really angry!Ye hurriedly added, "Thank you... and... good night."
"..." Madara's anger seemed to be quenched. "Sleep!" He turned around and remained silent.
[Uchiha Madara favorability plus five, current favorability: -10]
“[yes!]”
☆、Chapter 4
"Hey! Wake up!"
"[Who, so early...was up on Ball's bed]" Ye opened his eyes in a daze and saw a blurry figure, he couldn't see clearly, so forget it and stop watching.
"Uchiha! Karma! Get out of here!"
"Wow!" Ye felt a chill all over and let out a soft cry, and then looked impatiently at the person who lifted his quilt and was about to yell at him.He saw Uchiha Madara's face, and then swallowed those cursed sentences alive.
"Hmph! Idiot..." Ban threw down the quilt angrily and turned to leave, but Ye grabbed his sleeve.
Ye maintained a forced smile and said, "Clothes...no."
"It really is an idiot," Madara said even more.
Well, Ye is not someone who has such a good temper that someone can still smile at someone who calls him an idiot twice.To be honest, he hasn't been happy since he met Uchiha Madara.Can he bear being looked down upon by a brat the whole time? !
The answer is that he can bear it!After all, those who eat others and live in others must be subdued.So the old man who was 185 in his previous life had to resort to the last resort—to act cute!Ye blinked his red eyes, pouted his mouth and said, "Just... once, don't need it next time."
"..." Madara was silent, and then picked up the clothes beside him, "Turn around, don't let me see your face, I'm afraid of having nightmares."
"Clatter!" Ye seemed to hear the sound of his young boy's heart breaking.
Of course, Madara doesn't care about the glass heart of business, he immediately put on the clothes on the other party quickly, then picked up the belt and tied it, then looked up and saw that annoying guy turning his head to look at him.That guy's eyelashes are white too...
"Am I handsome?" Ye looked at Madara staring at him and raised the corners of his mouth
"Huh?" Madara looked at Baimao opposite and tilted his head.
"As expected, I'm so handsome, you're dumbfounded." Ye touched Madara's head smoothly.Hmm... so prickly~ I don't feel comfortable touching it
Madara slapped Ye's hand away, cursed an idiot and ran away.
He just blushed!It's blushing!Ye looked at the child who ran away and imagined what that child would look like when he grew up, and trembled in horror.He was just molesting the boss with his life!
Well, what can he do after molesting, at least he didn't receive the news of diminishing favorability.
"Yeah, you're slow"
Ye looked sad at the man with his hands on his hips and his edgy hairstyle.Of course, the man would not give him a sad time and handed him a bag of things directly.Karma opened it and saw that it was a pack of kunai and shurikens, and the gleaming edges meant that they were all sharpened.
"Go, throw two for me." Tajima pointed to the target in front of them
"[Are you sure?]" Ye looked up at him, but of course Tajima didn't look at him.
Well, a dead horse is a living horse doctor!Karma took out a Kunai and threw it out!Perfect!Perfect miss.Tajima looked at the boy in front of him and frowned, "You won't?"
Ye felt guilty, he didn't know if the original owner of this body would know it, but he really couldn't, so he honestly replied, "No...no"
"Can you speak?" Tajima was a little surprised
Hello? ! !He is neither a fool nor a mute, so he can't speak!
"It's ok, before... Uncle..." Ye felt that he still needed to explain but was interrupted by Tajima
"Father! From the moment your father entrusted you to me, you are my son!" Tajima
"Father...Father" Ye was startled by the tone of the other party's dean reprimanding the students
"Hmm! Very good." Tajima nodded in satisfaction, "wait here" and then turned and left.
Since "father" told him to wait, he could only wait.Looking at the bitter and unemployed on the ground, he started to be in a daze.
Father... This is what he didn't have in his previous life, and of course his mother was included.No!It should be said that it was there but lost.
Just when Ye thought Tajima had forgotten him, Tajima finally came back.He was holding a small hand.The owner of that little hand was naturally his target.
"[Laughing so happily...]" Karma thought so, and then Madara saw him, and the smile on his face disappeared instantly.
"Madara will teach Kunai how to throw and basic knowledge!"
"Why?! Father! He..."
"He is your brother, Madara don't reject him so much, he has the same blood as yours."
"I see……"
He heard it! ! !Hear it clearly!Is there such a thing as not waiting to see him! !Where did he offend that kid?Ye is a little depressed, can he really attack this kid and go back?
"Hey! Idiot!" Madara stood on a high place with her hands on her waist and looked down at him.
"I'm your brother, is it really okay for you to call me an idiot all the time?" Ye sighed as he watched Tajima walk away
"Who wants a brother like you! He can't even wear clothes!" Madara turned her head arrogantly
"That's just..." Ye suddenly ran out of words
"Just what? Just because you're an idiot?"
"Ah!!! It's up to you! Do you want to teach me or not!" Ye gave up!He can't say no to this poisonous tongue!
"Teach! Why don't you teach? What if you threw such rubbish in front of my father but my face!" Madara jumped down from a high place and looked at Karma
"[Nimma, I really want to hit him with a brick]" Ye thought unhappily
[Okay, first deduct 000 favorability before talking ╮(╯▽╰)╭] The voice of [-] suddenly sounded
"【Your sister!】"
I have to say that Uchiha Madara is a good teacher, at least he can throw the shuriken to the target now.Ye looked at his blistered hands with distress...but it didn't hurt like that.
"Young masters, it's time to eat," the servant came up
"Understood, you step back." Madara waved his hand to let the servants back down, then stood up and prepared to leave
"What about me?" Ye stopped what he was doing.
Madara turned her head and glanced at him, "If you can't even hit the bull's-eye, what are you eating?"
"!!! But I don't even have breakfast..." He was indeed hungry.
"Are you starving to death?" Madara asked again.
"..." Well, I was completely suppressed, "Hungry...don't...die"
"So go ahead, or you won't have dinner," Ban Tou left without turning around.
So go ahead, or you won't have dinner," Ban Tou left without turning around.
Karma was stunned not because Madara wouldn't let him eat but...
[Uchiha Madara favorability plus five current favorability]
"[Fuck! Where is Uchiha Madara's G-spot!]"
Anyway, there is nothing to eat for lunch. Although there is nothing to eat, that guy Uchiha Madara ate the beancurd sushi in front of him, and Karma felt the malice from the world.
☆、Chapter 5
I'm hungry!Hungry vision is blurred, how could it be possible to throw the target.Uchiha Ye has already begun to give up on himself, anyway, he is also 27 years old (in his previous life), he was so oppressed by a five-year-old child!
"Fuguo da!" (unlucky)
"Hey! What are you yelling at, throw it away" Uchiha Madara picked up the last piece of bean curd sushi and ate it, ignoring the different-dimensional radio waves from Baimao on the opposite side.
If the bull's-eye is Uchiha Madara's face, he must be accurate in every shot!
[Sigh~ host, are you stupid! ] 000 finally couldn't see it anymore.
"【I wipe! You still say I'm stupid?!】"
[Your IQ is not as good as that of the five-year-old kid next door! 】
"[000 You come out and I will kill you!]"
[I'll just bb and I won't come out!Host, don't you have a skill book? ! 】
Yes!Doesn't he have a book? !etc!Why not remind him sooner! !
【Whether the host is equipped with (?????)】
"[Put it up!]"
[Successfully equipped Kunai's 1000 throwing methods. The character status of the year: physical strength 10, combat power 10, affinity 0, spiritual power 10 (congratulations for leaving the five slags of war)]
Ye is too lazy to complain about the bad affinity. How cruel is he? He has no affinity at all. "[Can the system see the status of the target of the attack]"
【certainly!Target Uchiha Madara, character status: physical strength 5, combat power 5, affinity -5, mental power 10 (you have to understand that he is still a five-year-old child)]
"[Mouth Hu
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