meow winner

When Bart said "catch 1000 mice a month", Er Bai was so shocked that he almost sat down on the ground.

1000? ? ?Erbai started counting with his fingers, 30 days in a month, 30 in 1000 days, one day... um... how many per day?Ahhh, can you invent a calculator for him to use! ! !

No no no!What he should be most worried about now is not how many mice he has to catch in a day, but that he can't catch mice at all!He's just a half-baked cat that crossed over halfway!

Moreover, as a modern person, creatures like rats were terrifying in his eyes!Let himself use his snow-white claws to grab those things... Erbai couldn't help shivering.In fact, he himself wondered why he was dressed as a cat and inherited the cat's nature of eating fish, but he didn't inherit the ability to catch mice?Could it be that the original owner of my body was a lazy cat?Can only eat but not work?

Bart and Jason looked at the rich expression changes on Erbai's face, and they both wanted to laugh.

"Your Majesty." Jessan said, "Are you going to let him go outside to catch mice? If it's just here, I'm afraid...there really aren't that many mice to catch."

1000?He thinks this is a place where they raise mice?

Erbai immediately gave Jason a grateful look.The beauty manager is really a good person!Not only is he good-looking, but he also has a good heart, what a good man!If I were a woman, I would probably fall in love with him!

Bart glanced at Jason, but said nothing.

"The only place where there are mice here is probably the kitchen area, and..." Jessan coughed: "And there are definitely not 1000 of them! If there were so many mice, the food would have been lost."

Erbai's expression was obviously relieved, but Bart's expression was "Really? What a pity."

Seeing Bart's expression like this, Erbai wanted to flick his tail proudly - but now he is in human form, without a tail.No matter what, he still didn't dare to be too embarrassing in front of the king, lest that guy come up with some other way to punish himself.

But then again, why does this guy like to mess with himself so much?Erbai was very depressed, and he didn't see him punishing others?What is the name of that wizard?Didn't you have dinner with him?Why didn't he fuck that guy?

"Since there are not so many mice, then..." Bart said, Erbai looked at him eagerly, hoping that he would say: "There are not so many mice, then forget it!"

"You said just now that there are mice in the kitchen?" But Bart changed the subject and looked at Jason who was standing aside.

"Yes, Your Majesty." Jessan blinked, silently praying for the unlucky cat.

"Then let him catch mice in the kitchen." Bart picked up his pen again and started to deal with his business: "One month's time limit, catch all the mice in the kitchen, and don't keep a single one."

Erbai opened his mouth wide.

He can't catch mice at all! ! !

……

No matter how unwilling Erbai was, as a king, Bart could not defy his words.Thus, the unlucky Erbai encountered the biggest crisis of his life since he crossed over.

"Is there no rat poison? Is there a mousetrap or something?" Erbai lay on the sofa, listlessly asked the rabbit who was busy preparing for his master.

"Yes, master!" Ermao nodded, "but the mice are so smart that they won't even eat them."

"What about the mousetrap?" Erbai continued to sigh.

"There are those too, but they can't catch a few of them. Oh, by the way, the master manager ordered people to put away those traps, saying that he was afraid that you might accidentally get caught while catching mice."

"..." Erbai couldn't help but twitched the corner of his mouth.Jiesang really understood himself, knowing that he was not that material at all!

"Master, the manager has brought you a new bath liquid." Er Mao shook the bottle in his hand: "He said, His Majesty said that if you catch a mouse, you must wash it with this when you come back. "

"Then what if you can't catch it?" Erbai was powerless, he was speechless about Bart's constant delivery of shampoo... no, it was body wash.

"My lord said, Your Majesty said that if you haven't caught all the rats in the kitchen after a month, it means that the nature of cats is to deceive people...then you are not allowed to eat fish for a year." Er Maobian relayed Jie At Sang's words, Bian looked at his master sympathetically.Then keep busy.

After busying for a while, Erbai didn't hear his answer.Ermao just wanted to turn his head to have a look, when he heard the sound of "thud, thud" from behind him, the rabbit was startled, and when he turned his head abruptly, he saw that his master had turned into a cat at some point and was rubbing the sofa with the sofa. paw.

Even with a furry face, Ermao could still see the resentment on his master's face.

Ermao: "..."

Master, don't grab it. If you scratch the sofa and break it, are you sure you have the money to pay for this rich sofa?

……

The next day, Erbai stayed in the shape of a hairball throughout the day, sleeping on a bench in the garden, basking in the sun.Because Bart said to follow the cat's nature, Erbai no longer has to steal fish to eat, but can eat fish openly.This incident still made Erbai feel very happy.

Of course, the premise is to ignore the matter of going to the kitchen to catch mice at night...

Thinking of this, Erbai turned over depressed.

"Master, this new fish sauce is pretty good, would you like to try it?" Er Mao took a spoon, carefully scooped out a spoonful of caviar from a small bowl on the side, and brought it to Erbai's Mao Mao's mouth.

"Meow?" Erbai opened one eye, and looked at the spoon in the rabbit's hand with disgust.Stupid rabbit!With such a big spoon, there is only so much in my mouth, it will dirty the fur around my mouth!Don't know how to change to a smaller spoon?

Thinking of the heroic energy of his own rabbit when eating carrots, Erbai was very helpless, and was about to transform back into a human form and tell the rabbit to get him a smaller spoon, when he suddenly heard a familiar voice.

"What does it smell like? It smells so bad!"

A woman's sharp voice came from behind, making Erbai's eyelids twitch uncontrollably.Except for that one woman, all the rest here are men.Therefore, Erbai knew who it was without looking back.In fact, he didn't want to look back at all.

"It's you stupid cat again!" But there are some things that you can't just hide from if you want to.Sellin covered his nose with one hand, and pointed at the hairball lying on the chair with the other: "Hurry up and throw away that smelly thing to me! It's so fishy!"

The servant following her hurried forward, trying to take the caviar away from Er Mao's hand.

"Wait!" Seeing this, Erbai hurriedly jumped off the ground and turned into a human form: "That doesn't seem to be yours, does it? What right do you have to throw it away? I still want to eat it!"

"It's wrong for you to eat such an unpleasant food in the garden!" Serin stared at the bowl of caviar with a look of disgust: "Don't order it yet!!!"

The blood servant who came with her was also a woman, with a sarcastic face, which matched her master's annoying personality very well.When the female vampire heard what Serin said, she reached out to take the bowl from Er Mao's hand.

Erbai stood directly in front of Ermao, blocking the woman's hand: "What? You guys are too bullying, right? Who stipulated that this is not allowed to be eaten in the garden? Do you want to throw it away? Okay! Do you want to eat it first?" Go ask His Majesty for instructions?"

"Then what's the matter!" Serin glared at Erbai: "Don't think that seeing His Majesty twice is enough! Let me tell you, I'm not afraid of you!"

"What do I want you to be afraid of me?" Erbai looked at the sky.What is in this woman's head?Why do you feel like you can't communicate with her at all? "Also, my name is Erbai, Erbai!"

"What's your name!" Serin gave Erbai a very disgusted look: "I tell you, His Majesty won't like a guy like you. You are only worthy of catching mice in the kitchen. Guess? Will His Majesty let you eat the mouse you catch?"

After finishing speaking, the flower branches of laughter trembled.

Erbai looked at her like an idiot... "I don't mind if I invite you to taste the taste of rat blood."

"You!!!" Serin was stunned for a moment, and then realized that Erbai was talking about her blood-sucking nature.Pointing at Erbai's nose with her bright red nails, she said, "How dare you insult the blood race!?"

"I didn't mean to insult the blood race." Erbai smiled: "I am purely kind, Miss Serling is not willing to accept it, how can you frame me?"

"I framed you???" Sailin raised his eyebrows and said with an angry face.

"Then what, I have to go back to catch up on sleep, and I have to work at night." Erbai decided not to waste time with this stupid woman: "Miss Serin, if there is nothing else, please let me go, I want Go back to your room and rest."

Serin frowned, what do you mean, you stupid cat dare to ask me to make way for you?

Erbai reluctantly took the bowl from Ermao's hand: "The weather is nice today, shall we walk back while eating?"

After speaking, he picked up a spoon and took a bite.

Sellin immediately covered his nose and backed away a few steps.

Ermao followed behind his master, lowered his head and tried his best to hold back a smile.The owner of the house is really bad!Why is he a white cat?The rabbit now thinks that its owner should be a black cat!Even the belly is black!

Gal, who just passed by here, stood behind the tree and witnessed everything just now.He was already desperate for his younger sister's IQ.I just hope that this stupid woman won't piss off Bart and hurt the whole family.

Or, before she did something more stupid, he had to find a way to send her away first.