meow winner
Chapter 21 Who Is Stupid
If Erbai knew that Billy still held a grudge against him because of that incident in the garden, and was waiting for an opportunity to retaliate or something, he would be speechless.But this time, he didn't care about that wizard.
Erbai turned over under the warm sun, showing his soft fur belly.The plush hair is fluffy and soft after being exposed to the sun, and Erbai especially likes the smell of sunshine on it.Flicking his tail, Erbai narrowed his eyes contentedly.
You can sleep in the sun during the day, and eat grilled fish at night.My rabbit did not go to the kitchen for "special training" in vain. Recently, I have become good at grilling fish!Sure enough, as long as the rabbit works hard, it will still make progress.Seeing the "growth" of my servants is really comforting!
And it's not just my own rabbit that is growing, but I am also growing!
Over the past few days, under the guidance of Mermaid Xiaocha, Erbai has initially mastered the skills of catching fish.
"Your claws are a very good weapon!" Xiaocha told him, "It's much easier to use than human hands."
So, after Xiaocha's "training", Erbai integrated the advantages of a cat -- no, the cat's claw into it.Master a set of fishing methods that are most suitable for you.Shoot, catch, drop, all in one go!
Mom no longer has to worry that I can't catch fish to eat, meow haha!
"Master is amazing!" Erbai patted his master's "cat fart" while grilling fish on the shore.
"Meow~" Erbai flicked his tail triumphantly, don't praise me all the time, I'll be proud!After a moment of complacency, Erbai squinted his eyes and looked at the group of fat big fish. His claws were like lightning, and he slapped one fish unconscious in a blink of an eye, and then slapped the fish to Ermao's side with another claw.
After Ermao finished grilling the fish, Erbai did not return to his human form.Now he likes to keep the form of a cat, and let Ermao prepare the fish fillets and bring them to his mouth.
"Meow~" Erbai squinted his eyes, enjoying the sensation of fish meat stimulating his taste buds.
"Now that I know the owner, I will clean up all the fish scales." Er Mao continued to feed the cat with a smile.
At this moment, a scream suddenly came from the side.
"Meow!" Er Mao, who was feeding the cat, shook his hand in fright, and a piece of grilled fish stuck to Er Bai's face with a "snap".The snow-white cat's fur was full of the smell of grilled fish, and Erbai's face suddenly turned dark, but it was because of Mao Mao that he couldn't see it.
Who yelled here in the middle of the night to influence others to eat fish? !
Erbai turned his head angrily, then froze.
Behind, stood a woman... woman!
Here, most of the people Erbai sees, no matter what race they are, are men.Even the servants of the blood clan are men, and they have never seen a maid.Some time ago, he heard that a pair of vampire brothers and sisters had arrived here, but he had never seen the sister who lived in seclusion like a lady.
Come to think of it, it must be the one in front of me.
In terms of appearance alone, this long guy is still very good.She has long red hair, fair skin, big eyes and a small mouth.The small waist feels like it can be held with one hand!Further up... Two words popped up in Erbai's mind - murder weapon! ! !
"Where are your cat's eyes looking?" Serin looked at the fur ball on the ground with grilled fish seasoning stuck to it, feeling furious.That damned cat, what a pair of thief eyes! ! !
Erbai blinked, looked at the pair of hands with red nails pointing at him, raised his paws to wash his face, and changed back to human form.
He didn't like the feeling of always looking up at a person who looked down on him with disgust.
Serin is not short among women, but Erbai is a man.Although compared with Jessan and Bart, Erbai is definitely not tall.But compared to Serin... Erbai is still confident.
Even if you turn back into a human, you can't look down at that woman, at least you can look down.
"Ma'am..." Erbai coughed, "I know this garden has a nice view, but it's really not suitable for walking in the middle of the night. If you're not brave enough, you can bring a few guards with you."
Serin frowned and looked at Erbai who had turned into a human form in front of him, and came to the conclusion - there was nothing special at all!
Erbai's appearance was not outstanding.It can only be considered handsome, but it is definitely not ugly.However, Erbai's face is too ordinary for Serin who has been extremely confident in his beauty since he was a child and has seen many handsome men and beautiful women.
It's just such an ordinary face and ordinary looks, how did it attract Bart?Bart still eats with him?Ask him to go for a walk in the garden? !
Thinking of this, Serin couldn't help burning with anger!Just this stupid cat?Why is he?He deserves it too? !
Erbai looked at the other person's expression, it can be said that the kung fu in this moment is changing rapidly.But overall, it's just an expression.That is dislike!
"What time do I like to take a walk, you don't care!" Serin's voice raised an octave: "You are the one from the beast race, two, what is white?"
"Yes, what's the problem?" Erbai looked at the lady speechlessly.These people like to emphasize the "beast race" before speaking.What happened to the orcs?Why does it feel like saying "beast race" is a bit inferior to others?
Are these people thinking too much?Blood clan must be of noble birth?Didn't they say nothing when they didn't see Bart with the highest status?I didn't see him saying that people from the orc clan could not set foot on the territory of the blood clan!
Ermao on one side was also very dissatisfied with Serin's attitude at first, and was still thinking about helping his master get ahead.But this time, when he saw the malicious smile on Serin's face, the rabbit suddenly changed his mind, and hurriedly tugged at his master's sleeve.
"What's wrong?" Erbai was puzzled, what's wrong with this rabbit?There is no need to be afraid of this woman!Does she still want to drink cat's blood on the spot!
"Master, you forgot one thing!" Er Mao whispered into his master's ear.
"What's the matter?" Erbai looked at the rabbit puzzled.
"I remember..." Before the rabbit could answer, Serin spoke slowly.She smiled proudly: "Your Majesty seems to have said that you are not allowed to eat fish for a month, right?"
After finishing speaking, he pointed to the fish scale next to him.
"Well, that's not what I ate." Erbai Wangtian: "That's what Ermao ate!"
It is said that a rabbit came to the lake to steal fish in the middle of the night, master, are you guilty?Ermao on one side thought speechlessly.
"Really?" Serin sneered and looked at Erbai, who was talking nonsense, "The seasoning on your face hasn't been wiped off yet."
"Speaking of which..." Erbai took the towel handed over by the rabbit and wiped his face, "It's not because of your voice that I was scared, and the rabbit slapped the fish directly on my face. How can you blame me for that?" What? I am innocent."
"You really didn't eat fish?" Serin narrowed his eyes.
"Of course." Erbai didn't feel guilty at all when he lied.
"It's too easy to know if you've eaten or not." Serin looked at Erbai who didn't change his face, and sneered, "Just cut open your stomach and you'll know!"
Erbai and Ermao opened their mouths wide at the same time.
What type of situation is this?This guy who came to the garden in the middle of the night to act in a horror movie, right?Do you want to cut your stomach open?What kind of model is this one?Could this be the legendary "big breasts and no brains" woman?
In fact, Serin didn't really want to cut Erbai's stomach open and kill the cat under Bart's nose?She's not that stupid yet.She just wanted to scare this arrogant stupid cat so that he wouldn't dare to underestimate her.
But what he didn't expect was that Erbai's eyeballs rolled around, and after seriously considering the chances of escaping -- he made a decision that he thought was very wise, and that was to yell at the top of his voice, "Help!" , kill the cat!!!"
Although the other party is a woman, she is not an ordinary woman, she is a female vampire!In the past few days since he came to the blood race, Erbai has already made some simple attempts.For example, vampire nobles are generally relatively powerful.It is not clear how powerful Erbai is.Anyway, definitely not a cat and a rabbit can deal with it!Therefore, Erbai had no choice.
How can I say that this is the territory of the blood race, and this is where the king lives, so there should be guards patrolling... right?Although I haven't seen the patrolling guards when stealing fish these days, but... no matter what, they shouldn't just watch him die like this, right?
Serin didn't expect that Erbai would suddenly yell for help, and he was startled for a moment.Immediately after reacting, he frowned and said viciously, "What are you shouting about, stupid cat! Look, I won't tear you apart..."
After speaking, he reached out and grabbed Erbai's arm.
Erbai was dumbfounded. One, he didn't expect that this lady who looked elegant but actually had a bad personality would do it as soon as she said she wanted to.Two, he didn't expect this woman to move so fast!I didn't even see her movements clearly before I was caught.
"Master!!!" Er Mao became anxious when he saw that his master had been caught.I just wanted to rush over to save my master.
At this moment, suddenly a black image rushed over like a gust of wind.
Serin was startled, before she had time to see the appearance of the person who came, the person had already grabbed her hand and flung it away.
"Miss Selling."
When he heard this familiar voice, Erbai heaved a sigh of relief—he was saved!
"Lord Jassan." When he saw the person in front of him clearly, Serin changed his previous attitude and saluted very politely: "Why are you here?"
Why are you here?Erbai who was standing behind Jiesang narrowed his eyes, thanks to the woman's words!If Jessan didn't show up, he would definitely be miserable today.Even if he won't be disembowelled, he will probably be repaired by this crazy woman.She even had the face to ask Jason why he came here?
"Miss Serin, it doesn't seem right for you to do this?" Jason stood in front of Serin, still smiling.It's just that in Serin's opinion, that smile has a deep meaning.
"Lord Jassan, you also saw it. This cat disobeyed His Majesty's order. He sneaked into the garden in the middle of the night to steal fish..." Serin glared at Erbai who was behind Jassan.If the cat wasn't too timid, if she frightened him casually, he would yell for help and wouldn't disturb Jiesan.
"Miss Serin." Jessan shook his head at her, "I must remind you. Even if he disobeys His Majesty's order, only His Majesty can punish him. No matter what, this matter is not your business. "
Serin was startled before he realized it.
Oops!I seem to have done something stupid!
Erbai stood behind Jiesang, gloating at Serin.This woman always said that she was a stupid cat, but now she said, who is stupid?
But Er Mao looked at his master with a look of resentment.Master, don't forget, you really ate fish secretly!And not just once!This time, even the head steward knows about it, how can the king not know about it?Are you still in the mood to laugh at that woman as stupid?Think about what you should do first! ! !
Erbai turned over under the warm sun, showing his soft fur belly.The plush hair is fluffy and soft after being exposed to the sun, and Erbai especially likes the smell of sunshine on it.Flicking his tail, Erbai narrowed his eyes contentedly.
You can sleep in the sun during the day, and eat grilled fish at night.My rabbit did not go to the kitchen for "special training" in vain. Recently, I have become good at grilling fish!Sure enough, as long as the rabbit works hard, it will still make progress.Seeing the "growth" of my servants is really comforting!
And it's not just my own rabbit that is growing, but I am also growing!
Over the past few days, under the guidance of Mermaid Xiaocha, Erbai has initially mastered the skills of catching fish.
"Your claws are a very good weapon!" Xiaocha told him, "It's much easier to use than human hands."
So, after Xiaocha's "training", Erbai integrated the advantages of a cat -- no, the cat's claw into it.Master a set of fishing methods that are most suitable for you.Shoot, catch, drop, all in one go!
Mom no longer has to worry that I can't catch fish to eat, meow haha!
"Master is amazing!" Erbai patted his master's "cat fart" while grilling fish on the shore.
"Meow~" Erbai flicked his tail triumphantly, don't praise me all the time, I'll be proud!After a moment of complacency, Erbai squinted his eyes and looked at the group of fat big fish. His claws were like lightning, and he slapped one fish unconscious in a blink of an eye, and then slapped the fish to Ermao's side with another claw.
After Ermao finished grilling the fish, Erbai did not return to his human form.Now he likes to keep the form of a cat, and let Ermao prepare the fish fillets and bring them to his mouth.
"Meow~" Erbai squinted his eyes, enjoying the sensation of fish meat stimulating his taste buds.
"Now that I know the owner, I will clean up all the fish scales." Er Mao continued to feed the cat with a smile.
At this moment, a scream suddenly came from the side.
"Meow!" Er Mao, who was feeding the cat, shook his hand in fright, and a piece of grilled fish stuck to Er Bai's face with a "snap".The snow-white cat's fur was full of the smell of grilled fish, and Erbai's face suddenly turned dark, but it was because of Mao Mao that he couldn't see it.
Who yelled here in the middle of the night to influence others to eat fish? !
Erbai turned his head angrily, then froze.
Behind, stood a woman... woman!
Here, most of the people Erbai sees, no matter what race they are, are men.Even the servants of the blood clan are men, and they have never seen a maid.Some time ago, he heard that a pair of vampire brothers and sisters had arrived here, but he had never seen the sister who lived in seclusion like a lady.
Come to think of it, it must be the one in front of me.
In terms of appearance alone, this long guy is still very good.She has long red hair, fair skin, big eyes and a small mouth.The small waist feels like it can be held with one hand!Further up... Two words popped up in Erbai's mind - murder weapon! ! !
"Where are your cat's eyes looking?" Serin looked at the fur ball on the ground with grilled fish seasoning stuck to it, feeling furious.That damned cat, what a pair of thief eyes! ! !
Erbai blinked, looked at the pair of hands with red nails pointing at him, raised his paws to wash his face, and changed back to human form.
He didn't like the feeling of always looking up at a person who looked down on him with disgust.
Serin is not short among women, but Erbai is a man.Although compared with Jessan and Bart, Erbai is definitely not tall.But compared to Serin... Erbai is still confident.
Even if you turn back into a human, you can't look down at that woman, at least you can look down.
"Ma'am..." Erbai coughed, "I know this garden has a nice view, but it's really not suitable for walking in the middle of the night. If you're not brave enough, you can bring a few guards with you."
Serin frowned and looked at Erbai who had turned into a human form in front of him, and came to the conclusion - there was nothing special at all!
Erbai's appearance was not outstanding.It can only be considered handsome, but it is definitely not ugly.However, Erbai's face is too ordinary for Serin who has been extremely confident in his beauty since he was a child and has seen many handsome men and beautiful women.
It's just such an ordinary face and ordinary looks, how did it attract Bart?Bart still eats with him?Ask him to go for a walk in the garden? !
Thinking of this, Serin couldn't help burning with anger!Just this stupid cat?Why is he?He deserves it too? !
Erbai looked at the other person's expression, it can be said that the kung fu in this moment is changing rapidly.But overall, it's just an expression.That is dislike!
"What time do I like to take a walk, you don't care!" Serin's voice raised an octave: "You are the one from the beast race, two, what is white?"
"Yes, what's the problem?" Erbai looked at the lady speechlessly.These people like to emphasize the "beast race" before speaking.What happened to the orcs?Why does it feel like saying "beast race" is a bit inferior to others?
Are these people thinking too much?Blood clan must be of noble birth?Didn't they say nothing when they didn't see Bart with the highest status?I didn't see him saying that people from the orc clan could not set foot on the territory of the blood clan!
Ermao on one side was also very dissatisfied with Serin's attitude at first, and was still thinking about helping his master get ahead.But this time, when he saw the malicious smile on Serin's face, the rabbit suddenly changed his mind, and hurriedly tugged at his master's sleeve.
"What's wrong?" Erbai was puzzled, what's wrong with this rabbit?There is no need to be afraid of this woman!Does she still want to drink cat's blood on the spot!
"Master, you forgot one thing!" Er Mao whispered into his master's ear.
"What's the matter?" Erbai looked at the rabbit puzzled.
"I remember..." Before the rabbit could answer, Serin spoke slowly.She smiled proudly: "Your Majesty seems to have said that you are not allowed to eat fish for a month, right?"
After finishing speaking, he pointed to the fish scale next to him.
"Well, that's not what I ate." Erbai Wangtian: "That's what Ermao ate!"
It is said that a rabbit came to the lake to steal fish in the middle of the night, master, are you guilty?Ermao on one side thought speechlessly.
"Really?" Serin sneered and looked at Erbai, who was talking nonsense, "The seasoning on your face hasn't been wiped off yet."
"Speaking of which..." Erbai took the towel handed over by the rabbit and wiped his face, "It's not because of your voice that I was scared, and the rabbit slapped the fish directly on my face. How can you blame me for that?" What? I am innocent."
"You really didn't eat fish?" Serin narrowed his eyes.
"Of course." Erbai didn't feel guilty at all when he lied.
"It's too easy to know if you've eaten or not." Serin looked at Erbai who didn't change his face, and sneered, "Just cut open your stomach and you'll know!"
Erbai and Ermao opened their mouths wide at the same time.
What type of situation is this?This guy who came to the garden in the middle of the night to act in a horror movie, right?Do you want to cut your stomach open?What kind of model is this one?Could this be the legendary "big breasts and no brains" woman?
In fact, Serin didn't really want to cut Erbai's stomach open and kill the cat under Bart's nose?She's not that stupid yet.She just wanted to scare this arrogant stupid cat so that he wouldn't dare to underestimate her.
But what he didn't expect was that Erbai's eyeballs rolled around, and after seriously considering the chances of escaping -- he made a decision that he thought was very wise, and that was to yell at the top of his voice, "Help!" , kill the cat!!!"
Although the other party is a woman, she is not an ordinary woman, she is a female vampire!In the past few days since he came to the blood race, Erbai has already made some simple attempts.For example, vampire nobles are generally relatively powerful.It is not clear how powerful Erbai is.Anyway, definitely not a cat and a rabbit can deal with it!Therefore, Erbai had no choice.
How can I say that this is the territory of the blood race, and this is where the king lives, so there should be guards patrolling... right?Although I haven't seen the patrolling guards when stealing fish these days, but... no matter what, they shouldn't just watch him die like this, right?
Serin didn't expect that Erbai would suddenly yell for help, and he was startled for a moment.Immediately after reacting, he frowned and said viciously, "What are you shouting about, stupid cat! Look, I won't tear you apart..."
After speaking, he reached out and grabbed Erbai's arm.
Erbai was dumbfounded. One, he didn't expect that this lady who looked elegant but actually had a bad personality would do it as soon as she said she wanted to.Two, he didn't expect this woman to move so fast!I didn't even see her movements clearly before I was caught.
"Master!!!" Er Mao became anxious when he saw that his master had been caught.I just wanted to rush over to save my master.
At this moment, suddenly a black image rushed over like a gust of wind.
Serin was startled, before she had time to see the appearance of the person who came, the person had already grabbed her hand and flung it away.
"Miss Selling."
When he heard this familiar voice, Erbai heaved a sigh of relief—he was saved!
"Lord Jassan." When he saw the person in front of him clearly, Serin changed his previous attitude and saluted very politely: "Why are you here?"
Why are you here?Erbai who was standing behind Jiesang narrowed his eyes, thanks to the woman's words!If Jessan didn't show up, he would definitely be miserable today.Even if he won't be disembowelled, he will probably be repaired by this crazy woman.She even had the face to ask Jason why he came here?
"Miss Serin, it doesn't seem right for you to do this?" Jason stood in front of Serin, still smiling.It's just that in Serin's opinion, that smile has a deep meaning.
"Lord Jassan, you also saw it. This cat disobeyed His Majesty's order. He sneaked into the garden in the middle of the night to steal fish..." Serin glared at Erbai who was behind Jassan.If the cat wasn't too timid, if she frightened him casually, he would yell for help and wouldn't disturb Jiesan.
"Miss Serin." Jessan shook his head at her, "I must remind you. Even if he disobeys His Majesty's order, only His Majesty can punish him. No matter what, this matter is not your business. "
Serin was startled before he realized it.
Oops!I seem to have done something stupid!
Erbai stood behind Jiesang, gloating at Serin.This woman always said that she was a stupid cat, but now she said, who is stupid?
But Er Mao looked at his master with a look of resentment.Master, don't forget, you really ate fish secretly!And not just once!This time, even the head steward knows about it, how can the king not know about it?Are you still in the mood to laugh at that woman as stupid?Think about what you should do first! ! !
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