meow winner

Erbai was stunned by Bart's "cat hair".He tilted his head and looked at Bart very puzzled, thinking to himself what does this mean?What happened to cat hair?Didn't I wash my hair many times with the body wash you gave me as you wanted?Absolutely no lice!

"I don't have lice, really!" Erbai looked at Bart sincerely and said, "If you don't believe me, you can check."

"It's not because of lice." Bart was helpless, and then he was stunned for a moment: "What did you say? Check?"

"Yeah!" Erbai nodded: "There really isn't one! If there is one, I'll eat it. Is that okay?"

"You're..." Bart was stunned for a while, then he said uncertainly, "Seduce me?"

"=0=" Erbai's mouth opened into an "o" shape, and he looked at Bart speechlessly.What does His Majesty think?Where did I have the intention to seduce him?Where did he see that he had seduced him?ah? "Where did I seduce you?!"

"Didn't you say you can check?" Bart looked Erbai up and down.

"Check?" Erbai was stunned.Yes!Checking or something, isn't it just going through his cat's fur all over, isn't that like... "Uh, that, I didn't mean that."

Erbai Wangtian, how should I explain it to him?I really don't know whether to say that His Majesty the king is too simple, or too...cough!

"I don't look like you, Your Majesty. If I want to seduce you, I don't have the ability to seduce you." Erbai blinked: "The two of us stand together and say that I seduce you. No one will believe it!"

"It's not because of lice." Bart felt that the topic seemed to be getting more and more off topic: "I'm talking about cat hair."

"What's wrong with the cat's hair?" Erbai was puzzled, couldn't he just say something all at once?

"It will shed hair." Bart looked at Erbai and said seriously.

Erbai was stunned.

After a while, Erbai suddenly burst out laughing, covering his stomach so much that he almost rolled on the ground, pointing at Bart while laughing, "Ahahahahaha, hair loss! Your Majesty, how could you be afraid of hair loss? !"

Erbai's laughter was so loud that even Jason, who was guarding outside the garden, heard it.

"What's wrong with these two people? What did they say and laugh like this?" Jessan tilted his head.Bart wouldn't be interested in the cat, would he?He is most afraid of all kinds of small animals losing hair.If a cat hair sticks to his clothes, he will probably go crazy.Otherwise, the last time he had dinner with Erbai, he wouldn't have run away as soon as he saw Erbai turned into a cat.

Could it be that the more two people feel that it is absolutely impossible to get together, the more likely sparks will spark?Jason rubbed his chin. If that's the case, it would be really interesting!

"Is it really that funny?" Bart looked at the laughing Erbai speechlessly.I just love to be clean, is there something wrong with that?

"What's so scary about cat hair?" Erbai finally laughed enough, rubbed his stomach and said, "It's not like you can't get it off?"

Bart looked at him speechlessly, with disgust on his face.The cat hair is glued on, can the clothes still be worn?Why is this cat so disgusting?Fortunately, every time I asked Jessan to give him body lotion for him to take a bath.

Received Bart's contemptuous look, Erbai was very hurt.

I am cute and clean!He licks his fur clean every time!Well, people without hair will never understand the happiness of eating and licking their fur!

However, not understanding does not mean that you can laugh at yourself!Erbai was very angry, so he said to Bart without thinking, "Maomao is fine, mine is very clean and smooth, if you don't believe me, look at it!"

Bart was taken aback, and just about to stop him... a white light flashed in front of him, and a fur ball struggled out of his clothes, and said to Bart, "Meow!"

Bart's face suddenly darkened.

This damned cat dared to turn into a cat against its own orders!

Bart decided to punish the cat well!He must be reminded, lest he commit another crime in the future!

……

Erbai looked at the plate of radishes in front of him speechlessly, which was exactly the same as the one in front of Er Mao.

There is also a plate of apples and watermelon next to it... Anyway, they are all vegetarian, and none of them are meat.As for his favorite fish... he didn't even see a fishbone!

"What's going on here?" Erbai looked at his rabbit servant speechlessly: "Why are they all vegetarian? Where's my fish?"

"Master, the kitchen gave this today." The rabbit said innocently.

"They actually let a cat eat carrots like a rabbit?" Ermao opened his mouth wide: "Is the chef's brain broken?"

"Shh!" The rabbit covered his master's mouth: "Hush!"

After speaking, he ran over to close the window and drew the curtains, and then ran back to Erbai's side, acting furtively.

"Ermao, what are you doing?" Erbai was puzzled, do you need to do this in your own room?Is there something shameful?

"When I saw that they were all vegetarian dishes, I already asked the servants in the kitchen." Ermao sighed: "They said that this is what His Majesty meant."

"Ah?" Er Mao couldn't believe his ears. What does this have to do with the king?

"They said that His Majesty ordered you to eat vegetarian food for a month." Er Mao looked at his master sympathetically.

"..." Erbai couldn't turn his head around for a while, and after a long time, he stood up abruptly: "Why? Why do you want me to be vegetarian for a month?"

"I don't know, Master." Er Mao looked at him innocently: "Why don't you ask yourself?"

"I'm going now!" Erbai rolled up his arms and sleeves.

As soon as he went out, he ran into Billy who was full and ready to go for a walk to digest his food.

Billy watched Erbai walk over aggressively, and asked the servant beside him a little puzzled: "What's the matter with that stupid cat? Look at that stinky face, who messed with him again?"

"Master, you don't know." The servant suppressed a smile and whispered in Billy's ear: "That stupid cat, I don't know how to offend His Majesty. His Majesty punished him not to eat meat or fish for a month, but to be a vegetarian." .”

"Oh? Is there such a thing?" Billy raised his eyebrows: "Is it after the last walk with His Majesty?"

"Yeah, I don't know how he made His Majesty unhappy." The servant said gloatingly.

"I just said, how could Your Majesty be so blind and fall in love with a stupid cat?" Billy smiled and shook his head: "Did you see the expression on his face when he walked out just now? I guess he will get into trouble soon. "

"Oh, master, let's take care of him. The bigger the break-in, the better!" The servant smiled and helped Billy walk to the garden.

……

"Your Majesty doesn't have time right now." Jiessan smiled and looked at Erbai who was running over angrily to look for him.

Of course, it was impossible for Erbai to rush directly to Bart, even if he rushed over, the guards would not let him in.So he had to go to Jason first, trying to find Bart through Jason.Or, ask Jason to bring himself a message or something.

"No time?" Erbai said with disbelief on his face, "Then when will he have time? I can wait!"

"Your Majesty said, if you ask, just say he doesn't have time." Jessan smiled and sold Bart out.

In fact, Bart's original words are this: "If the cat comes to me, tell him I don't have time."

Anyway, the meaning is the same, Jason touched his chin.

"...He must have done it on purpose!" Erbai twitched the corner of his mouth, "I just want to know why he wants me to be a vegetarian for a month? Why?"

"I don't know." Jessan looked at the sky: "Anyway, he just told me to tell the kitchen to let you eat vegetarian food for a month. I don't know why, he didn't tell me."

Erbai narrowed his eyes and looked at Jason.

He couldn't believe that Bart wouldn't tell him why!Since Jason won't find it for him, then he'll go to Bart's door to stay!Even if you can't see it, stay still!Let a cat eat vegetarian food for a month!He might as well crush himself to death!

"There is one thing, I don't know if you noticed it?" Seeing Erbai turn around aggressively, Jiesang spoke behind him.

"What?" Erbai stopped and looked back at Jason in confusion.

"You are not afraid of Your Majesty at all." Jason seemed quite happy.

"Uh..." Erbai looked at Jiesang in confusion, "Why are you afraid of him?"

"He's the king." Jessan walked over and patted him on the shoulder: "Don't tell me you're going to be a vegetarian for a month, even if you're not allowed to eat anything for a month, you still have to listen. Isn't it?"

Erbai was stunned.

Jessan smiled, said, "Good luck," and walked away.

"Master, what the manager said makes sense." Er Mao came over and said, "Let's not go, shall we?"

"En..." Erbai crossed his arms and thought, if he doesn't go, he won't be able to swallow his breath!Why let him eat vegetarian food for a month!But what Jessan said was true, Bart was the king.Even if he wanted to kill himself, he would...

"Master, my life is important." Er Mao continued to persuade his master.

"But, there is no fish to eat, cats live..." Erbai was still struggling.

"Master, His Majesty just doesn't let the kitchen cook fish for you. But he didn't say that you can't catch fish yourself!" Er Mao had an idea: "There are a lot of fish in the pond in the garden."

"Really?" Erbai's eyes lit up.

"Yeah, I've seen it. There are also people who go to feed those fish, and they are so fat!" Ermao looked around: "After dark, we can catch fish to eat. You can grill them! "

"It seems like a good idea." Erbai laughed "hehe" twice, and walked back: "Okay, let's go back first. I need to recharge my energy, so I can catch fish at night!"

"Okay, okay!" Er Mao hurriedly followed: "Master, don't worry, I will go find seasonings for you to ensure that the grilled fish is delicious."

Billy, who came back from his walk, looked at Erbai, who was still very angry when he went out just now, and now he came back with a beaming face.Very surprised.

Did the cat really go to the king?Did the king really withdraw his order not to let him eat fish for a month?

"Keep an eye on that guy." Seeing Erbai enter the room, Billy whispered to the servant behind him, "If there's anything going on, come and tell me right away."

"Yes, Master!"