Dragon's Professionalism

Ning was really angry.

Every time he thought the guy was as stupid as he could go, the next time he showed himself what "stupid" was to a whole new level.For any brave man with a normal mind who wants to slay a dragon, who would regard "smashing his eyes" as the fatal injury of a dragon?In the midst of the dragon's furious roar, shouldn't the dragon slayer continue to attack its deadly point, aiming at its blind spot where it can't see things on one side now?Why did this guy just give up like this?Still planning to throw yourself to death?

Everything was planned well. The princess watching the battle had returned to the dining room under the guidance of the pterosaur, waiting for a new table of breakfast; the messenger had already gone to the capitals of various countries, preparing to deliver messages to the bards.Illusion, blood plasma and even the "dragon corpse" are all ready, and he magnanimously intends to let himself be "killed" by the guards in the fight, so as to give his little rose the reputation of "dragon slayer": this is enough to make everyone A sheep full of deterrent tiger skin!

But who would have expected that when everything was ready, everything would go wrong with the protagonist?

The dragon almost wanted to sigh because of this, the guards didn't achieve their goal this time, and they will definitely show up here next time.What should it do next?From then on, seeing a guard has to close one eye?

This is definitely the most failed decision it has ever made in its life. It failed to achieve its goal and instead got itself into trouble.

...But no matter what, you can't really watch this guy fall to his death.

Before the young guard was about to turn into a steel plate mixed with meatloaf, the dragon was full of anger, but still raised its tail in time.With the smooth side of its tail, without a single spike, it slapped the armored guard horizontally just right, like a baseball player hitting an innocent baseball hard, it accurately knocked the guard away, and the latter was killed It was thrown high, drawing an arc in the sky, and finally fell into a pond with reeds in the depths of the forest amidst screams.

With a "wow", water splashed everywhere.

Young had already opened his eyes when he was knocked into the air, and now he was waving his limbs in the water in panic—his swimming skills were only slightly better than "can't swim".Normally, relying on the buoyancy of the water itself, he could barely keep from sinking to the bottom, but at this moment the situation was completely different.The heavy armor was a mixture of steel and leather, and it was astonishingly heavy after being soaked in water. He was finally sure that he would not fall to death at the feet of the dragon, but in contrast, he would definitely drown in the water. inside.

Ben in Survival!Driven by his power, he randomly grabbed the roots of a few reeds, but that did not help save his life: he was still sinking deeper and deeper into the bottom of the water bit by bit.The surface of the lake above his head was getting darker and darker, and the sky could hardly be seen; his ribs were hurting, and there were stars in front of his eyes... Before the last trace of oxygen was squeezed out of the guard's lungs, a sudden burst of light appeared in his heavy, numb head. I came up with a very strange idea:

——I don’t know if there are aquatic roses in this world?

Just when the guard was about to fall into desperation, the god of fate suddenly showed mercy to him.

In the dark lake, amidst a ray of sky light, a familiar figure passed through the water curtains and dived in front of him.

He raised his head and met those deep black eyes.

It was Ning, there was no doubt about it, he recognized the owner of these eyes almost immediately.But how could Ning appear here?Yang thought in a daze: Ah, it turns out that drowning can also cause hallucinations...

However, in the next second, "Illusion" reached out to him.

His waist was suddenly embraced by a living, powerful arm, and a cold and soft touch appeared on his lips. Yang looked at Ning, his eyes widened in astonishment, and the fresh air flowed from the two of them. His throat and windpipe poured from where his lips met.

The burning pain in Yang's lungs has been slightly relieved, but this is not enough, far from enough, the desire to survive!Desire urges him to want more, and books such as "illusion" are immediately saved!Can squeeze beyond cloud nine.Jan sucked eagerly!Sucking on the cold lips, trying to find more oxygen from it, Ning let him suck on his own lips carelessly, but always maintained a slow but steady rhythm when exhaling.He put his arms around his back, supported him to swim steadily above the water surface, and the moment he broke through the water, he left Yang's lips.

The latter hardly had time to regret his departure, he coughed loudly, spit out water, and breathed in the air almost greedily, Ning patted his back lightly, and continued to swim to the shore with him.The young guard, together with the armor, was limp in his arms, almost twice the weight of a normal person, but he carried it without showing any signs of fatigue, as if what he held in his arms was just a clump of light reeds.

"...you saved my life."

After gradually calming down, the guard was finally able to breathe more peacefully.He let go of Ning's arm, which he had been holding tightly all the time, and thanked him sincerely, but Ning didn't respond to him, and only lowered his head to untie the armor on his body.

"This armor of yours doesn't fit at all." Ning pulled the water-soaked breastplate off Yang's body, shook the algae on it, and then showed a slightly disgusted expression. A lively little fish was poured out.Yang stared at the fish wagging its tail on the grass for a few seconds, then put his hands on the ground and tried to stand up - Ning quickly stopped him, he pressed Yang's shoulders, and said unquestionably "You just stay here and have a good rest." Then he put down the breastplate in his hand, picked up the small fish on the ground, walked to the lake in a few steps, and threw it into the water casually.

The fish swam away quickly almost as soon as it entered the water. Yang sat on the grass and stretched his neck to look at the lake. After confirming the safety of the fish, he breathed a sigh of relief. Looking up at Ning who was walking back from the lake, she smiled shyly:

"Sorry to bother you. I just...just feel a little bit about its situation."

Ning nodded: "Understandable." Then he squatted down and began to remove the remaining armor for Yang.He bent slightly as he undid Jan's carapace and began to undo his skirt.The distance between the two was so close that his breath was hot on the guard's chest. When the guard lowered his head, he could even see the slightly red and swollen corners of his lips: that was just when he was breathing underwater. , was kissed out by the guards.

Yang felt a little uncomfortable. He shrank his legs and said in a low voice, "It's okay, I can untie it myself. You don't have to bother..."

"Since it's already troublesome, let's just trouble it to the end."

Ning said calmly, and he took off the skirt armor and leg armor one by one for Yang. When he turned around and put the removed leg armor next to the skirt armor, Yang suddenly noticed that there was a spot in the corner of Ning Bai's eyes. A very shallow, but reddish scratch.

"What's wrong with your eyes?" Yang asked curiously, trying to move his unarmored left leg away while he was asking.Ning glanced at him lightly, moved his leg back unquestionably, put it on his knee, and while disarming him, wrote lightly: "It's okay, it's just that when I was feeding the birds today, the last The canary I liked was pecked."

"That canary really doesn't know good from bad." Yang affirmed, with a bit of righteous indignation in his expression.

Ning stopped unarmoring, raised his head and glanced at him, agreeing sweetly: "Isn't it? That's really a little bastard who doesn't know what's good." He shook his head, with a little helplessness in his expression, Annoyed, but more pampered, the guard keenly noticed that there was even a faint smile on the corner of his lips.

A flame of jealousy briefly flitted through Jan's heart.

"Oh my god, what the hell was I thinking? It's just a canary!" After realizing his thoughts (throwing that nasty canary, cage and bird, out of the window), the guard Admonish yourself.To divert his attention from the corner of Ning's eye and the canary, he forced himself to look away from Ning's face and began admiring a half-blooming calendula in the meadow, but he soon In despair, he discovered that the golden color of calendula reminded him of a canary, and then the corners of Ning's lips, that smile, and that doting "little bastard"...

He is absolutely hopeless.The guard thought desperately.

Ning on the side had already started a small pile of flames somehow, and even washed the guard's helmet, knocked the two dents back to their original shape, and set it on the fire to cook soup.Mushrooms are rolled in the soup, and a little thyme found nearby is sprinkled. Although there is no salt and pepper seasoning, the mushroom soup alone is delicious enough, and the milky white soup is rolling, exuding an attractive aroma.Yang looked at the helmet that served as a soup pot, and swallowed quietly.

"I didn't expect you to cook." He said sincerely, and Ning smiled softly: "Many people didn't expect it."

The two drank the soup from the helmet separately, and Yang finally felt that his whole body was warmed up from the inside out after they drank the warm soup.He fell on the grass, sighed contentedly, then seemed to remember something, sat up suddenly, looked at Ning twice, seemed to want to say something, but hesitated.

Ning cleaned his helmet slowly, without raising his head, and said, "I want to ask how I found you?" Before the guard nodded, he replied directly, "From the sky."

"From the sky..." The guard choked in his mouth as soon as he spoke halfway through his question. He remembered the moment when he was slapped flying by the dragon, and the scream might have been heard in half the forest.Presumably from the ground, the shining parabola covered with armor is also very, unusually, particularly conspicuous.

"Ah, by the way, do you have a place to live now? Or somewhere to go?"

By the time Jan's ears were burning from shame, Ning had already drained the remaining water from his helmet.He buckled the helmet on the folded armor and asked casually.

The guard thought reflexively of the dragon and the princess in the dragon's lair, but when he spoke, Jan heard himself saying:

"Well, I don't have anywhere to go, and I don't have a house to live in..."

"That's it." After hearing the guard's answer, Ning was silent for a moment.Before the part of the guard who belonged to "justice and morality" jumped to protest his shameless lies, he heard Ning's melodious, soft voice.He raised his head, stared at him with those deep and charming black eyes, and suggested to him with a smile:

"Why don't you come with me to stay at home for a few days?"

The author has something to say: ps The process of crossing the air underwater and rescuing the drowning person is not reliable, and it is not recommended to practice it.