do you see the horns on my head

"Old Tie, you're very fast this time." Sanye Huang flattered enthusiastically: "It's not a lot for an evil spirit of mother and child who died with a child in their belly to match a murderous unjust dead ghost." It will be done in seconds. I see, if you continue to behave like this, you can become a civil servant and eat the royal salary."

"Not interested." Ao Ze replied lukewarmly.

"I know you are capable, but the society now is different from before liberation. I think I was very majestic back then, who wouldn't respectfully call me Huang Daxian? Even the Northeast King Zhang Laopi My little wife is sick, so I have to sacrifice to me and send roast chicken. Now? Why don't I just get a bad driver who is not in the establishment? Then I have to run fast, you don't know the goddaughter of my third aunt's cousin One family, all their skins were stripped to make mink coats, that miserable..."

As soon as Mr. Huang made a move, Lao Huang had always been endless, but today he suddenly stopped talking, and then sucked his nose vigorously.

"Oh, what's so old-fashioned?" Sanye Huang salivated and said, "It seems to be... the smell of roast chicken." Now he can't drive the car well, and puts his nose deep in the back seat After taking a sip, he said: "This smell comes from Batian! Batian, whoever is with you, don't hide your roast chicken if you have it!"

Heinrich: "..."

The smell of grilled chicken is obviously the smell of him being scorched by the fire, okay?Besides, who is the relationship between him and his grandson?

"You weasel, stop thinking about other people's chickens, and be careful to be warned by the Exorcist Office." Ao Ze's voice rang leisurely beside Heinrich.

"Don't tell me, the nature of our weasels is to steal chickens, and their removal of demons is racial discrimination." Huang Sanye sucked his teeth and made a sharp turn: "Now the contract workers and civil servants of the demon race and some advanced elements of the human race I am writing a joint letter, requesting the Office of Demon Elimination to change its name. What kind of people are we who are still exterminating demons in this era? By the way, Ao Ze, do you want to sign the letter too? name?"

"I don't get involved in these matters." Ao Ze replied flatly.

"That's right, you've always been alone." Huang Sanye smiled embarrassingly, and he didn't know how to drive the car. Soon they drove from Fuyang Mountain to the urban area. stopped before.

This ancient building occupies a large area and is extremely magnificent.The stone pillars carved in the shape of lotus flowers are covered with complicated wooden beams, and the intricate colorful carvings of auspicious beasts stepping on the gray roof ridge.Beside the black wooden double gate, there are two majestic big stone lions, a male and a female. Their eyes are burning, and there is a lion cub rolling and playing with a ball at the foot of the female lion.Heinrich looked over curiously, only feeling dazzled, because the little stone lion who was playing seemed to wink at him.

There is a metal sign on the wall next to the black wooden gate, with the words "National key cultural relics protection unit, Buddhist, Taoist culture and folk belief research center" written in red letters.

"Come on, I'll send you here." Third Master Huang turned his head to Heinrich again and said, "Little brother, please ask for blessings."

"What do you mean?" Ao Ze raised his eyelids, looked at Mr. Huang and asked.

"Do you really think my nose is bad? I'm a canine!" Mr. Huang said proudly, pointing at Heinrich and said, "Is he not human?"

"Why are you swearing at people? You are not human." Heinrich retorted softly with a blushing face.And Ao Ze's gaze sharpened.

"Batian, don't worry, the two of us are on the same side." Huang Sanye comforted Heinrich, and then said to Ao Ze: "You are a human being, and you are still a genius who suddenly appeared without a teacher. The old Niubi was worried about you. Now, you got involved with a foreign monster and took him to hunt ghosts, so you have to give an explanation."

"Heh." Ao Ze laughed after hearing this, and said, "I'll give it to him if he wants to explain it. As for whether he's satisfied or not, I won't take care of it." .

"All right, all right, I'm talking for nothing." Mr. Huang spread his hands helplessly, and got back into his car in a hurry: "I'm going to score, see you next time when I go on a mission!"

"Wait, here you are." Ao Ze called to stop Mr. Huang, and took out a yellow paper bag from his body and handed it to him.Huang Sanye took it over and smelled it, his voice was both surprised and happy: "Isn't this the gold-returning pill that those bull-noseds in the medicine department insisted on refusing to give us the monster clan!?"

"I just practiced it a few days ago, so I count the tips for the few rides in your car." After Ao Ze finished speaking, he ignored Mr. Huang who was sniffing left and right while holding the yellow paper bag, and walked straight in with Heinrich. up.

Heinrich saw that Ao Ze knocked three times on the left side of the thick black wooden door, drew an S with his right hand, and then made a strange gesture. The door opened without wind. The two had just walked in when the door Closed automatically.

As soon as he entered, Heinrich felt a sense of comfort throughout his body, and he couldn't explain why. If he asked Ao Ze, he would know that it was just a small magic circle.

The courtyard of this house is very large, and there are some potted plants with strange shapes.The entire yard is divided into the front, east, west and back yards, and Ao Ze led Heinrich straight into the small western-style building in the west yard.

The lobby of the western-style building is not spacious, but there is a wall of small wooden cabinets against the wall, from the floor to the ceiling, which looks like a traditional Chinese medicine cabinet.An aunt wearing a cheap flowered dress like that at the night market is sitting behind a computer on a wooden counter, concentrating on playing Lianliankan on her mobile phone.She was a little fatter, and the swimming rings on her stomach were stacked one after another. It looked like a person who had been doing clerical work for a long time and didn't exercise often.

Ao Ze pressed his index finger on a metal plate on one side of the counter, and heard a "beep", and a small cabinet on the wall popped open.

When the aunt heard the voice, she reluctantly put the mobile phone away, glanced at the cabinet, and said, "Ao Ze, I should give one of the ghosts of the son and mother, and please hand over the spirit jade bottle."

Ao Ze took out the small jade bottle from his pocket, and said to his aunt: "Something happened, this ghost's soul is broken."

The aunt raised her head in surprise, and glanced at Ao Ze and Heinrich. Only then did Heinrich realize that the aunt's eyes were a bit strange. The eyeballs were so big that they looked like some kind of animal, and looked a little penetrating.

"I want to record this." Two vine-like tentacles suddenly stretched out from Auntie's body, took Ao Ze's bottle and put it in the small wooden cabinet, while the two vines in front of her tapped on the keyboard with.

"..." Heinrich swallowed, this aunt really is not human!

After the handover is completed, you can leave.But when the two were about to leave, the phone on the counter rang.

The aunt put down the game she just started playing a little irritably, picked up the phone, and within a few seconds raised her head and said to Ao Ze and Heinrich: "Ji Danchen, the leader of the third operation team, is looking for you, you go quickly." The meaning is to get out, don't disturb the old lady playing games.

"Okay, thank you." Ao Ze showed no surprise, nodded, and took Heinrich out.

This night was too fantastic for Heinrich. First, the taxi driver suddenly turned into a ghost when he was taking a taxi, and then Ao Ze started to catch ghosts. , and finally came to a big old house full of weirdness, it was just...

too!make!people!prosper!Fen!up!

As expected of Huaxia, just like the novel, there are so many mysterious and unpredictable things.

"Ao Ze, can you explain to me what happened tonight and where is this place?" The two walked to the atrium, and Heinrich finally couldn't help asking.

"We are now in the branch of the Huaxia Monster Elimination Bureau, the S City Demon Elimination Office." To Heinrich's surprise, Ao Ze began to answer his questions without hesitation.

The ghost they caught tonight was Yao Yao who complained to the host in the taxi.Ten days ago, she was disheartened after being slapped by her boyfriend, so she called the phone that changed her life.It was this broadcast connection that made her decide to leave the scumbag, kill the child, and start a new life.Who knew that this show was overheard by the scumbag driving a taxi, so he rushed back angrily, blocking Yao Yao who was packing her luggage and wanted to leave quickly at home.

Without saying a word, the driver immediately beat his pregnant girlfriend, beating her to the ground, her nose was bruised and her face was swollen, and the corners of her mouth were bleeding.After kicking Yao Yao hard in the stomach, he left his girlfriend who couldn't get up anymore, and went to the kitchen to find water.

Maybe it was the mother's nature, or maybe it was the outburst of resentment accumulated for too long, this woman who just made up her mind to take away the child actually endured the excruciating pain, struggled to get up from the ground, grabbed the side and prepared to use it The packaged yellow wide tape strangled the man's neck fiercely when he was not paying attention.

The tape was wrapped round and round, and the room was full of women laughing wildly. By the time she regained her senses, her ten fingernails had been dug deeply into the palm of her hand, and the composite wood floor was soaked in the blood oozing from her lower body. , and the driver has already cooled down.

Knowing that her life was hopeless, Yao Yao committed suicide by slashing her wrist with a kitchen knife, because she was bleeding profusely from the lower part of her body, and died soon after.

Yao Yao died twice, with deep grievances, her soul could not be freed, and the time of death was in the child's time. At the time of the day when the yin is the most serious, she naturally turned into a mother-in-law evil spirit, and even imprisoned and tortured the driver's soul. , let the driver kill for her.And the office of eliminating demons is to deal with these evil ghosts full of resentment and evil spirits who do evil.

The establishment of the Demon Elimination Office can be traced back to the early years of the Republic of China.It was a great era of old and new, and social changes. Taoism, Buddhism and some other folk sects also sought to unite with the common people in the world, and established an organization called the Association of Subduing Demons and Evil.

But at that time, the situation was turbulent, wars continued, floods and droughts occurred frequently in various places, countless people died, and supernatural events followed one after another.Each faction is overwhelmed with self-care, let alone running this nationwide organization, and the Association of Subduing Demons and Fighting Evil was once reduced to empty talk. After 1949, these feudal superstitions all became something to be overthrown, and it was naturally impossible for the Association of Subduing Demons and Fighting Evil to exist.

Until 1978, the spring breeze of reform and opening-up blew all over the country, and naturally it also blew towards these sects that were about to lose their roots. In 1985, the Association of Subduing Demons and Fighting Evil was re-established. In 1990, it was officially incorporated into the National Department of Supernatural Phenomena and renamed the Bureau of Eliminating Demons.Since then, the Monster Elimination Bureau has gained the support of the state's financial resources and power, and full-fledged members have also enjoyed the establishment and treatment of civil servants.

Of course, just like any enterprise has contract workers, the Demon Elimination Office also has "retail clients" who are hired to handle sporadic supernatural events, and they usually charge according to the number and quality of processing.And Ao Ze is just such a contract worker.

But he is also a contract worker who has attracted the attention of the director of the S City Demon Elimination Office and the action team.

"Sounds amazing." Heinrich listened to Ao Ze's science popularization, his eyes were like lit stars, scratched his hair, and asked a little embarrassedly: "That...you have seen my original form too , Tell me, is it possible for me to come here and work too?" Then, by the way, I learned a little bit or two of the mysterious Maoshan Taoism to go back, and finally overcome the catastrophe and became immortal.Hey hey.

At this time, Ao Ze and Heinrich had already walked to the four-story building in the east courtyard where the trees were dancing.Ao Ze turned his head to look at Heinrich, bent his lips, and said, "If you are really a 'dragon', even if you don't know anything, you can still join the working group."

There are some creatures in the world, relying on their own powerful genes, they can surpass others by practicing hard for ten or a hundred years without doing anything.Just like ants can never compete with humans, humans, ghosts, and even ordinary monsters are weak and pitiful in front of these powerful creatures.