do you see the horns on my head

Heinrich is a country dragon living in a small town in Central Europe.

He has a tall and handsome figure, brilliant golden curly hair, long eyelashes, and pale green eyes like Alpine lakes.If you ignore his brilliant silly white and sweet smile, Heinrich is undoubtedly a noble boy who came out of the oil painting.

So much so that when his aunt watched Heinrich foolishly eating mustard hot dogs and squinted her eyes in satisfaction, she would sigh and say, "As far as your appearance is concerned, it is the most suitable for the von Dahen family. The pedigree is not bad, and it is not worse than Master Lucas. It's a pity that your temperament is hundreds of treasure caves away from others."

Heinrich was always immune to such complaints about his aunt.Both of his parents died since he was a child. Although he has the blood of the von Dahen family, his branch declined 800 years ago.Heinrich was brought up by his uncle and aunt since he was a child. Compared with the large fiefdoms and countless jewels of the nobles, he loves the small vibrant vegetable garden of his uncle and aunt and the wild flowers that can be picked all the time in the village.

What's more, because he lost his parents as soon as he broke his shell, Heinrich couldn't use the magic that the fire dragon clan was born with, and his wings were not fully developed. The height of the flight is also the same.In any case, it is impossible for him to cause any big waves in the dragon clan.

The change came on that stormy night.

That day Heinrich hid in the attic as usual, digging his feet while surfing the Internet on his uncle's outdated desktop computer.At this time, a flash of lightning flashed across the skylight, and there was a thunder on the ground!He attained Taoism and became a fairy.

Ah bah, it was the male protagonist in the Huaxia online novel he was reading who succeeded in crossing the tribulation and became a god.

Yes, from that day on, Heinrich embarked on the road of no return for Chinese online novels.

After sleeping and forgetting to eat and read all the online novels translated into English, Heinrich had to learn Chinese by himself, and in the process of learning, he got involved in various martial arts novels, costume TV dramas, China on the tip of his tongue, and I was repairing cultural relics in the Forbidden City... In the end, he gave himself a crazy and cool name—Long Batian.

His explanation is that the dragon symbolizes his race; the tyrant symbolizes his unyielding arrogance and fighting spirit in the process of learning Chinese; and the sky symbolizes his wish to use his own wings to roam the blue sky one day.

Heinrich was happy with the name.Finally, after three years of self-learning Chinese, Heinrich decided to go to China to experience the profound and wonderful culture in person, and test his Chinese level by the way.As for living expenses, he has already contacted an educational institution called Baiyun Foreign Languages, and he can make a living by teaching English.

My aunt was very sad when she heard the news, and even made pork knuckle and fried pork chops for Heinrich for three consecutive nights, but in the end, she couldn't make Heinrich change her mind.Uncle was very appreciative of Heinrich going out for a break, after all, a young dragon would always stay in the countryside and there would be no way out. They are ordinary dragons, if they want to get ahead, they have to go abroad for gilding and wander around.

So Heinrich took the travel expenses given to him by his uncle and aunt and boarded Longsheng's first long-distance plane. As a result, the bumpkin Heinrich was dumbfounded as soon as he got out of the customs in S City. The dome of the airport in S City is so high, the area is so large, and the flow of people is so high that Long Heinrich in the countryside has never seen it in his life.

Just when Heinrich was dizzy, he was lucky enough to see a cardboard with the domineering "Dragon Batian" written on it, and a young lady sent by Baiyun Foreign Language Institute was waiting for him at the pick-up area.

"I'm here, I'm here! I'm Long Batian!" Heinrich dragged his suitcase excitedly and ran towards the young lady, attracting the attention of many people around him. After all, such a handsome foreign guy who stands out from the crowd It is rare to see the scene of running wildly while shouting the strange name.

"You keep staring at me for everything," Heinrich paid attention to the eyes of passers-by, a little nervous and a little excited: "It must be because my name is very domineering!"

"Hello, my name is Heinrich! The Chinese name is Long Batian." Heinrich extended his hand and shook the young lady friendly. The young lady blushed suspiciously and said shyly: " Welcome to Huaxia! I am your person in charge, and my English name is Apple."

Pressing the question in his heart about someone named "Apple", Heinrich dragged his suitcase and followed Miss Apple. The two of them left the airport, changed cars twice, and finally arrived at the entrance of Longwei Alley. .

Longwei Lane is full of life. The floor is paved with blue bricks covered with thick phlegm and black stains. On both sides are crowded peasant buildings. Almost all of the first floor is used as shops.

Heinrich and Apple walked through the steaming steam of the fresh meat ravioli shop, waded through the sewage flowing under the live fish shop, avoided the dripping clothes on the bamboo poles picked out of the window, and ignored the barber shop Mr. Tony and the massage shop who were attracting customers. Sister Linda called, and finally found the two-story bungalow in a secluded corner at the end of the alley—No. 38 Longwei Alley.

"Batian, let me advise you, you'd better live in another place..." Apple said tremblingly.

"Apple, why is that?" Heinrich asked puzzled.

Looking at this precarious small building, and the pile of paper talismans, incense, candles, paper money and treasures in the gloomy shop next to the gate, Apple didn't know how to explain to this good-looking foreign little brother, she felt that the house was exuding eerie Even the hot summer of 30 degrees made her shiver uncontrollably.

"I think this doll looks very distinctive. Hey, look, it's still wearing ancient costumes!" Heinrich approached and pointed to a paper figurine with a maid bun and two spots of plateau red on his face. .

Apple swallowed, she finally understood why Heinrich was able to find a house at 300 yuan in this first-tier city, which was considered to be in the center of the city.Standing behind Heinrich, she reluctantly explained: "That is a paper man, something we burn for the dead..." In case Heinrich would not understand, she said it again in a foreign language: "You You know, fordeadperson."

"Ah, I get it, cool! It's okay, you don't have to be afraid." After Heinrich reacted, he comforted Apple in turn.He has been immersed in Chinese culture for three years, and he knows a little about this kind of shop that sells magical instruments, so he is not afraid at all.

"Is it here so soon?" In the dark room, a thin figure sat at the table.

The candle lamp cast a layer of shadow on his sharp-edged jaw, the man's long and narrow phoenix eyes were slightly closed, and the three fingers of his left hand were slightly pinched, and he already knew it in his heart.He coughed slightly, put the brush dipped in cinnabar in his hand on the purple bamboo pen stand, stood up from the small wooden chair, and walked slowly towards the door of the store.

"You are Heinrich?" A slightly pale man suddenly appeared in front of Heinrich, leaning against the door and looking down at him.

Due to malnutrition when the shell was first hatched, Heinrich's height was only 178, but the man in front of him was half a head taller than him, which was rare among Chinese people.Not to mention that this person has an extremely gentle and handsome face. Although he is wearing a simple shirt, he looks like a character floating out of a fairy tale. Heinrich couldn't help being stunned.

Seeing that Heinrich didn't answer, the man frowned slightly, Heinrich came back to his senses, and hurriedly saluted with his fists in his hands: "Hello, hello, nice to meet you! My name is Heinrich, my The Chinese name is Long Batian."

"Are you still living in the Qing Dynasty?" The man complained, but stretched out his hand and shook him slightly.Heinrich's hand was extremely hot, but Oze's was extremely cold.The moment his hands touched, he felt a slight movement in his heart, like a willow branch gently stirring the water surface, but waves appeared round and round.

Because Heinrich's real body appeared in front of his eyes - a large lizard with a pair of small wings.

This is normal for a person of Taoism, but this is the first reaction this stubborn body has given him since he woke up.

Did it really come true that the prophecy of his close friend many years ago that "there will be a guest coming from the West during the [-] Movement, and life will come when encountering fire", this little demon from the country is his turning point in a thousand years?

"Boss, are you okay?" Seeing that Ao Ze was holding his hand and wondering what he was thinking, Heinrich tilted his head and asked strangely.

Ao Ze coughed lightly, regained his calm face, and said naturally: "I am the landlord here and the owner of this shop, Ao Ze. Your room is inside, and I will guide you in later."

"Wow, what kind of shit luck did I have today, to meet two handsome guys in a row?" Although Apple was a little scared, he still committed a nympho when Ao Ze came out.Compared to a blond and blue-eyed European milk dog like Heinrich, she prefers this handsome guy who looks full of classicism and is even more beautiful than Ouyang Mingri in "Snow Goddess Dragon".

But the two of them stand together with a matching face... Apple looked at the two tall and short figures, and fell into a fantasy.

"Then Apple, thank you for helping me today, we'll see you in two days!" Heinrich turned his head and said, seeing Apple in a daze, he stretched out his hand and shook Apple's eyes twice.

"Ah...ah? Okay, then take care of yourself, if you have any questions, call the number I just gave you." Apple finally came to his senses.Although there were two handsome men in front of her, Apple felt a little guilty about this small building exuding cold air, so she gave Heinrich a few words and rubbed her arms and left.

"Do you want me to carry this suitcase for you?" Seeing Apple leave, Ao Ze asked Heinrich instead.

"No, no, no, I have great strength!"

The landlord looked like he was not in good health, and he was very strong, so Heinrich naturally didn't want to trouble him.In order to prove his words, Heinrich raised his hand and easily carried his two 30kg boxes on his shoulders, and showed a bright smile at Ao Ze.

"..." This kid must be a fool.

Seeing this situation, Ao Ze didn't force it. He just opened the iron gate next to the store, and while leading the way, he said: "I originally told you not to be afraid, but now it seems that there is no need. Although the house looks dilapidated from the outside, It’s a bit more, but the furniture inside is all there is.”

"What do you mean?" Heinrich walked carefully up the narrow stairs to prevent the luggage on his shoulder from scraping against the wall, and asked embarrassingly, "Are you talking about tongue twisters? I don't seem to understand. "

At this time, the two of them had reached the door on the second floor.Ao Ze glanced at the foolish Heinrich and said, "Don't you smell anything unusual in my room?"

Ordinary monsters would be afraid of the cinnabar potion, and the little monsters in this country should be no exception.

Heinrich took a sharp breath when he heard the words, but only smelled a nice cold fragrance in the air.He walked along the fragrance, and finally got close to Ao Ze's neck. After taking a deep breath, he raised his light green glazed eyes to look at Ao Ze, and exclaimed, "Your perfume smells really good, very Chinese." The smell smells like incense in the house. Could it be the dragon birthday incense that is often written in novels?"

... Ao Ze's slender fingers picked the mosquito bag on his neck that Heinrich's nose had just touched, and said expressionlessly: "The name of this perfume is sixgod, and the Chinese name is Liushen. There are many mosquitoes in the room. I spray every day."

"It's called Liushen, so it must be an excellent brand. Can you tell me where to buy them?" Heinrich scratched his hair in embarrassment, and looked at Ao Ze sincerely.Ao Ze's movements were sluggish, looking into Heinrich's sincere eyes, he sighed after a while and said, "This perfume is not expensive. I have an unopened bottle, I'll give it to you later."

Ao Ze used the key to open the iron door that had been in disrepair for a long time, and the interior layout was actually quite warm.He pointed to a double bed in the room and said, "Your bed, this is the closet, and there is a private bathroom there. If you have any problems with water, electricity and gas, come to me on the first floor."

"Okay, thank you." Heinrich smiled with his eyes bent, and politely sent Oze away.After seeing the iron door finally closed, he took off his shoes and happily jumped on the bed, stretching to his heart's content.He has long hands and long legs. He curled up on the plane for more than ten hours during this journey, and he almost shrank from a fire dragon to a small chicken.

Taking out his outdated Nokia mobile phone, Heinrich reported to his uncle and aunt that he was safe, and then lay on the window thinking about his future life: "First of all, you must learn Chinese well. If you can earn a good income as an English teacher, save money Buy a cheap Xiaomi mobile phone, and then travel around China, I want to see the Great Wall, Laoshan, Wudang Mountain..." Thinking about it, Heinrich gradually fell asleep.

When he woke up again, the sky was already a little dark, and a tantalizing scent came in from the gap in the iron door, filling the room. Heinrich's stomach let out an untimely growl, and he rubbed the messy Blonde, put on shoes and walk to the first floor.

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