[Comprehensive Yingmei] Really nothing happened

Jormungandr recently discovered a strange thing.

The wave of creatures coming to trouble her was too annoying for the snake.

Although they were here to "make trouble", the total didn't add up to much trouble for her: first, she had nothing to do; Yes, it's like making dumplings.

(Author: Just like the little soldiers in the glory of the king-even the fort is not ←_←.)

This kind of incident has happened many times, but Ye Mengjiad doesn't have much "impatient" emotion - an ant passed by you and wanted to come up to bite you, but you accidentally trampled it to death, you At most, it is just a glance. In this case, how much can you think about the ants?

However, the number of times increased, and Yemengard couldn't help but become a little curious about their motives for attacking him, so he survived another attack—oh, well, it just reduced the concentration of toxins he released, Let the opponent die not so fast.

then……

"Collector?" Ye Mengjiad looked suspicious, "I probably haven't met that guy before. How could..."

"Cough, cough... He thinks that you are a very interesting and unique guy who is very interesting to collect, so he launched a reward..." The poor unlucky guy panted and explained the reason.

As for preferring death to submission?It doesn't exist, and finding a way to make this creature open its mouth to say everything will never be the distress of the Old One.

The key now is the rhetoric of the collectors and the ensuing troubles that can be imagined.

"...[beep——][beep——][beep——]..." Yemengjia couldn't help muttering a few words in a low voice, "Nothing called a collector is a good product."

……

Why did Jormungandr say that?

Because the word "collector" reminded her of another existence similar to it.

Collector Mr.Once O5-4 of the SCP Foundation, the product of Dr.Wondertainment's calculation of the Foundation.

Logically speaking, the other party is just a merchant who sells supernatural (only for humans) toys, and there should be no intersection with Yermungad, whose body has been hibernating in Greenland.

But—Mr. Collector's eating is a bit too ugly.

Among Dr.Wondertainment's settings for Mr. Collector, the most important point is the desire to occupy everything and have everything.

So, after O5-4 became Mr. Collector, before his O5 clearance was revoked, several orders were sent out on instinct.And one of them was related to SCP-722—although it was stopped in the end, it still made the former 722 suffer a little.

And the collectors here are, uh... more or less the same.

Although Yermungandr has never had any interaction with collectors before, the latter has lived in this universe for so long, and has a unique vision and experience. Through some clues, he discovered the uniqueness of Yermungandr.

One of the things that collectors and Mr. Collectors have in common is their hobby of “collecting”.

Ye Mengjiad became the object that the former wanted to keep as a collection.

However, it is not difficult to solve this matter.

——To cut grass and roots, Ye Mengjiade only needs to run in front of the collector and say (wei) convince (xie) that the other party cancels the bounty offered to her.

And then Yemengard did exactly that.

——Anyway, she is strong enough, and she is not short of time. Even if the collector is an immortal body, I am afraid that he cannot stand being brutally raped all the time.

What's more, the situation——is still an irreversible unilateral crush XD

……

After solving a small problem, Ye Mengjiade left in a good mood.

Well, to be honest, Yemengard's hatred for collectors is not as much as she thought.She herself has little emotion, and the guy who came in response to the collector's bounty really didn't have a big impact on her.

Hmm... She reacted so violently at that time, and it was more out of the idea that "damn me, I am not an object that can be thrown around regardless of my own ideas", so she chose to use that method to solve it.

……

When Jormungandr entered the Nine Realms again, she heard that Odin and Frigga gave birth to a boy named Thor. At the same time, Odin retrieved a frost giant after the last battle against Jotunheim The offspring, named Loki.

Wait... The Aesir and the Frost Giants are sworn enemies, right?

As far as Jormungandr knew, Odin was not an indecisive god-king who would be so merciful to the son of his enemy.

If it was replaced by the Odin who fought in the entire Nine Realms that Hela followed before, it is very likely that he would directly kill the grass and roots.

Then, there are two possibilities.

The first one is that Odin raised Loki and even let him grow up with his son, in order to let the former return to Asgard, so that when Loki grows up in the future, he will of course find a way to support Loki to become Jotun Ruler of Helm, thereby expanding his dominion.

Although it seems reasonable, but... with Odin's usual style, he is not like someone who can come up with and implement such a plan of "catching big fish with a long line".This kind of plan is very different from his habit of using immediate results.

The second is... Odin really did not know why he changed his gender.

—Uh, like he's old.

↑No, it is really possible if you think about it carefully.

Jormungandr has long been unable to remember the various situations of human beings; she once heard Nyarlathotep (Nyarlathotep) jokingly say that human beings, and certain races similar to them, If they are lucky enough to enter old age, they will basically be much less cruel than when they were young.

Odin is said to be the "King of God" and he calls himself the Asa "God" race, but not only is his appearance not much different from that of humans, but his lifespan is also the same as that of humans. ".

So, it's normal for him to have old age, menopause(???) etc like humans.

……

Later, recalling the matter of the collector again, Ye Mengjiad had a strange question in his mind.

That is——for this universe, what is she?

She was not a creature born in this universe. In fact, she was also very confused about why she came here, and she couldn't figure out the reason.

(Author: Ahem, actually... well, this is the fault.)

For the entire universe, each creature has its own meaning of existence - even this, they may not know anything about it.

Whether it is a god who can create countless races, an observer who secretly monitors everything, or even a monster full of desire to destroy the universe...their birth must have a mission that comes with it.

But Jormungandr...she "shouldn't have existed".

Logically speaking, for a life like her, those who have mastered the true meaning of the universe, should have sensed it early and made corresponding countermeasures immediately.

But they completely ignored her existence...

This is abnormal, very abnormal.

So, why?

The cognitive power that can blind these existences cannot be underestimated even if it is as powerful as her.

Jormungandr decided to find out why.