[Comprehensive Yingmei] Really nothing happened

Ye Mengjiad didn't know that she had attracted the attention of the top management of the foundation, because she now had a new task to do.

SCP-1867, a sea slug claiming to be "Lord Theodore Thomas Blackwood, 8th Viscount of Westminister (Sir Theodore Thomas Blackwood, Eighth Viscount of Westminster)".He once told many of his past adventure experiences, although many of them contradict the known reality of this world, they still have certain reference value.

Recently, the Foundation discovered his name in a magazine article, many of which match the details he mentioned about his early life.Not only that, but some of the characteristics of the monster mentioned in this article are very similar to SCP-939.It can even be said that those monsters are SCP-939.

The SCP Foundation's research on 939 is not thorough enough, and in this case, a little more information would be helpful.What's more, regardless of various major historical events, many stories told by 1867 are quite interesting and practical.

As one of the researchers who participated in the 939-A6 experiment, one of the researchers with the best mental state at present, Jormungand was assigned to ask SCP-1867 about the situation of that article.

"Take it easy," Dr. ████ told her before leading her into the room where 1867's current aquarium is housed. "This task is simple—SCP-1867 talks a lot. , and never minded revealing his past adventures—as long as it didn't take the conversation away."

I'm not nervous at all - or I've never been "nervous" at all.Yemengard muttered something in his heart, but there was a slight expression of gratitude on his face: "Thank you for your suggestion, doctor."

……

Jormungandr walked into the room and sat down.She looked down at the colorful sea slug slightly: "Good morning, SCP-1867."

SCP-1867 replied in a hearty Cockney accent: "Hi, young lady, nice to meet you for the first time! Don't call me that, just call me 'Theodore'."

Yemengard said kindly: "Hi, Theodore. I'm ███. I have some questions to ask you today."

1867 replied briskly: "Of course, it is the duty of every gentleman (author: literally) to help a lady like you!"

Ye Mengjiade glanced at his notebook: "First... do you know Jordan Di Marche (Jordan Di Marche)?"

The sea slug shook its head, and Yermungard thought it was because the other party turned his head to recall the past: "Ah, I remember him! Lord Blackwood will never forget his companion! I was at the place where Darwin was speaking and That upright French citizen, a loyal supporter of the theory of evolution, would have known him, if Mr. Darwin's carriage hadn't had a problem that day..."

"Okay, Theodore." Yemengard had to interrupt his eloquence.She sort of understood why the doctor told her, "Don't let him drag the topic away." In these few short sentences, many details revealed by 1867 fit perfectly with the content of the article—although the There was no such incident in the historical facts, "So... you went to Renard's Hollow to investigate the strange things that happened there?"

SCP-1867 elongated its body and replaced it with a human being. This action should be "trying to raise its head and look at a person who is much taller than itself".His voice became low, "Wait... boy, I'm sure that the people in those villages have passed away long ago, and only the three of us know about it - I haven't said it - the truth of the matter is too amazing And my faithful steward Mr. Deeds won't say it without my permission, and Mr. Dimarsh is a..."

Yemengard interrupted again: "We saw these contents in an article in a magazine, and the author of the article is Jordan Dimarsh."

Even for the Great Old Ones, it's hard to read the expression on a sea slug's face, but 1867's epiphany comes through in his voice: "That's right! Being a gentleman , I shouldn't speak ill of people behind their backs, but the French..."

"..." Ye Mengjiad found that in less than 5 minutes, the topic had been dragged away several times, and she was a little impressed by this skill.I'm afraid it is Nyarlathotep (Nyarlathotep) sitting here, and trying to induce him to say what he wants to know is not an easy task.she thought.

Thinking about it, Yemengard still reluctantly (???) interrupted 1867's long speech again and asked about the monster mentioned in the article.

……

"So, can I have a look at that article? I'm curious if he didn't describe the truth enough." After the questioning came to an end, 1867 asked.

You're worried about him ruining your glorious (seriously? You're a sea slug) image.Ye Mengjiade slandered, and politely refused: "Sorry, I don't have this permission." That article also requires level-1867 permission in the foundation to read, and [-] has never been allowed to read books so far , this requirement is simply impossible.

……

Sir Theodore Thomas Blackwood thought the girl who came to question him today was not bad.

(Hey! Where are you thinking?)

Her manner of questioning was quite correct-though she interrupted him a few times in the middle, but...it is nothing to a good gentleman to forgive a lady for a small incivility;

Also, she's never asked the "You know you're a sea slug, right?"

As for the tragedy she asked about...he was sure that such a nightmare would never happen again.

……

"How does it feel?" Dr. ████ cheerfully asked after submitting the record, "Isn't it safer than other research tasks?"

This is true. Listening to a sea slug chatter is more safe than going head-on with an invincible lizard who hates carbon-based life forms.

"Indeed." Ye Mengjia nodded, "But I'm not good at socializing, and this kind of task makes me feel very difficult to deal with. If possible, please don't assign this kind of task that requires communication skills to me in the future. "

Dr. ████ showed regret: "Okay, I made a note."

……

To be honest, this mission has brought Yemengard quite a lot.

She knew more about SCP-939 than the Foundation, and now she got first-hand information directly from two bystanders, and these information also allowed her to confirm her previous conjecture.

SCP-939 wants to merge with humans - like DeepOne.