takeaway spoof

Small snowflakes floated on the street, which turned into liquid as soon as they hit the ground, and the whole street was wet and cold.Zhang Ya took off his work clothes, put on his own down jacket, and was about to go home.

"Would you like to go to the game city?" A colleague patted Zhang Ya on the shoulder.

"This month's salary has been used to buy new clothes for my daughter-in-law, so how can I have money to play!" Zhang Ya zipped up his coat, and pushed open the door of the restaurant.

"Oh, big brother, don't show your affection here every day. I just broke up, and I feel uncomfortable! No, you have to play two games with me today!"

"Hey, why are you..."

Zhang Ya was dragged to a nearby game hall by his colleagues. After exchanging the game currency, the colleagues found a machine and sat down.Zhang Ya didn't understand, the free mobile games that don't cost money are so fun, why come here to waste money!He felt distressed when he saw the pink grandpa Mao that his colleague took out in exchange for game coins.Colleagues encouraged him to play together, but Zhang Ya just sat and looked at him bored, saying that he was unwilling to spend money, after all, he had to raise a wife now.

The colleague is completely addicted to the game machine, but the game machine just repeats the operation of swallowing the game currency, and the unlucky colleague has not won a game for a long time. He got up and turned around in the game city, hearing the sound of different game consoles swallowing game coins, he felt distressed.

In front of a row of claw machines, two female students and a young couple are trying to catch dolls.Zhang Ya has only heard that this kind of machine has been specially tuned, and you will not be caught easily, but a little zombie doll inside a machine has attracted his attention. He thinks those dolls are ugly and cute. of.

So a few days later, Shen Rong was busy in the kitchen wearing the long-sleeved striped T-shirt that Zhang Ya bought for him, and he was also wearing a red striped turban of the same style on his head.

"Daughter-in-law! I'm back!" Accompanied by the sound of the door opening, Zhang Ya appeared at the door with a happy face.

"Oh", Shen Rong was still complaining about why Zhang Ya's taste had suddenly become so bad, these red stripes made him not want to talk to Zhang Ya at all.

"Daughter-in-law, look at the gift I gave you!" Zhang Ya mysteriously took out a little doll from the innermost part of the closet, and he held the little doll in front of Shen Rong. The little zombie doll that arrived, "Does it look like you!"

Shen Rong looked at the ugly little zombie doll, the doll's body and head were exactly the same red stripes of Shen Rong's style.

"Go and cook yourself!" Shen Rong tore off the striped turban on his head, revealing a large piece of blue-black scalp like the little zombie doll, and he threw the kerchief on Zhang Ya's face, angrily Wrapped in a quilt.

"Daughter-in-law, I was wrong!"

"Crack!" A red striped T-shirt was thrown on Zhang Ya's face again.

"This doll is not ugly at all!" Zhang Ya knelt beside the bed, "I caught it and gave it to you because I thought it was so cute! Really!"

"Humph!"

The snowflakes outside the window are still floating, and the warm yellow street lamps cast a layer of warm light on it.