My old lady penetrates into a danmei stallion and acts as a scumbag

Protagonist: ………

Oh, yes, you were not called "Papa" in ancient times.

I was negligent.

The protagonist: "Father, don't be impulsive, Father!!"

Prince: "..."

The protagonist: "If you want me to fuck you, you can, but first let me know why you want to fuck you?"

Prince: "I hate it~ If you are like this, the king will beat your chest with fists~"

...The case has been solved, how did the ribs break yesterday.

Although this lord prince looks like a weak Liu Fufeng, in fact he is very likely to be a hidden sweeping monk.

The protagonist: "To be honest, I actually lost my memory. So now I need to understand the current situation... Also, father, can you stop rubbing your snow-white and round ass? Are you responsible if you feel it?!"

Prince: "I'm in charge~"

Protagonist: "I'm sorry, I was joking."

The prince is very generous, "It's okay, fuck. I will forgive you."

The protagonist wants to cry.

The father didn't listen to him at all.

Protagonist: "I said I have amnesia, do you understand if I am amnesia? Can the handsome guy not mention "fuck", I am so afraid of being locked when you are like this."

Prince: "Is it important to lose your memory?"

Protagonist: "Not important?"

Prince: "It's amnesia and not the sheep's tail."

.........It makes sense.

So the point is to fuck.

The protagonist tried to save himself: "Ah, the great prince of the East, have you ever heard the story of "One Thousand and One Nights" from the West? Let me tell you, a story every night~"

The prince has already started to adjust the position with the stick, and while winking like silk, he said: "Okay, let's talk while you're doing it?"

The main character: "..."

Protagonist: "Don't you think it's not exciting to just play like this when there are only two of us?"

"Ok?"

The prince really stopped.

The main character breathed a sigh of relief - he knew that all human beings are obscene.

The prince was probably too tired to maintain this posture, so he let go of the stick for the time being, and simply sat down on the belly of the protagonist.

The protagonist screamed "Ah!"

The prince looked puzzled, "What's the matter with you, Mr. Xiang?"

The protagonist didn't dare to tell the fact that his abdominal muscles were about to be flattened, but said with tears in his eyes, "I'm touched..."

Prince: "Don't be moved, my husband told me how you want to be stimulated?"

The main character wanted to send this person away as soon as possible so that he could escape, and relying on his own experience of reading many small yellow articles, he opened his mouth and said:

"You see, it's no fun for us to play just by ourselves. Hurry up and find some gadgets to add to the fun. Oh, by the way, it's better to go further and find two beauties in a bigger brothel. It's better to have fun alone than to have fun together." happy."

The prince nodded, "It makes sense."

Then he turned his head, "Come here, bring something in, and then invite the princess over."

... Ga?

princess?

I'm a god, princess? !

The protagonist stared dumbfounded at the opening of Zhu Hong's door, and the prince sat on his stomach without avoiding suspicion at all.The protagonist is walking the bird by himself.

Ah, probably this experience is unprecedented.Just ask which girl in the world can walk birds in public?

A row of maids came up with rows of various small props that violated the construction of ideological civilization.They were neatly placed next to the two of them.Especially caring, within reach.

Our protagonist is now bound tightly by the tortoise shell, and he can only turn his head to catch a glimpse...

Mom, I'm going to have the eye of a needle.

Ahhhhhhhh, evil feudal society, why are you more open than modern civilization in this kind of place! !

In modern times, anyone who writes pornography will be arrested and sentenced! !

What the hell society is a retrogression history, enlightened or you are enlightened!farewell!

The prince glanced at these tools very calmly, a red mole at the end of his eye was particularly obvious, and then he played with his hair indifferently, and the satin-like black hair spread out.

The protagonist, the bald girl, stared enviously at the volume of her hair for two seconds.

Good-looking people are treasures in the world, and licking dogs is the truth in the world! !Human nature is to lick dogs!

The prince blinked at the protagonist.

The protagonist feels that his soul has flown.

The lord picked a strange-shaped thing from the tools beside it, which was used for some unknown purpose, but it was definitely not a good thing.

The protagonist Hun'er is back.

The protagonist shuddered.

The protagonist: "...Handsome...Handsome guy, let's discuss it?"

The prince said softly, "Call me Dad~"

fall!Didn't you call him daddy in ancient times? !

The protagonist: "Dad!"

Prince: "Good~"

The protagonist burst into tears: "The sea of ​​bitterness is boundless, turn back to the shore, put down the butcher's knife and become a Buddha immediately. Chaos and ethics are wrong. I am just a weak and bully pig girl. You can't treat me like this. Huh."

The prince touched the face of the protagonist, "Then what does Xianggong want to do? This king is afraid of pain, but Xianggong doesn't want to bear it. Could it be that Xianggong wants to use this thing on the princess?"

... Are you so cruel to your wife? !not human!

Protagonist: "Okay."

I'm sorry, a princess I haven't met.My hard-working good sister, I can't help myself, it's not that I don't sympathize with you, it's that I can't protect myself.

I will always remember your great kindness, Amen.

At this time, someone outside reported that the princess had arrived.The prince said something to let him in.

The protagonist looked out with sympathetic eyes——

Then I saw a man 1.8 meters tall, with long legs and a slender waist, thin lips, eagle nose and red phoenix eyes. The fan was opened "swipe", and the hem of the robe was quite suave, and walked in across the threshold.

Protagonist: ………

My old lady believed your evil! !

Let me show you! !Are handsome guys really gay these days! ?Single sisters, wake up, being single is really not our fault!

The princess came in and glanced at the prince's sitting posture with the eyes of picking watermelons in the vegetable market. The protagonist's standard tortoise shell binding, open clothes, and a certain stick.

Princess: "So it was he who fucked you?"

The prince sighed: "I don't want to, but the cauldron can only be used in this way~"

Protagonist: "If we have something to say, let's talk about it later, can you close the door first!"

Of the three people present, I am the only one walking the bird, hey!Although a certain person's lower body is bare, his posture is very concealed!

The princess waved her hand outside, and the door was closed outside.

Then the room became a movie for the three of them.

But the other two were all calm and composed, and only the protagonist was left in embarrassment and was about to fly up from the spot.

Protagonist: "Hey, that..."

Princess Wang: "I have something to do later, I need to solve it quickly."

Prince: "Oh, then you help me hold this person down first, my husband seems to be afraid of pain."

main character:…………

Wait a minute? !

Brother, that's not what you said just now!

The princess put away her folding fan very naturally and came over.

Sister, that's your man!Do you want to be so obedient? !

The protagonist had a premonition that he was going to end, and immediately began to struggle frantically.

As a result, if you don't struggle, you don't know. When you struggle, you are startled.

The rope on his body was actually broken by himself!

In fact, if you think about it, this is a normal operation. After all, even if Gong in Danmei novels is handcuffed to the head of the bed, as long as he wants to change his position midway, the handcuffs can be torn off.In this way, the rope is nothing.

Do you know about the protagonist's halo?

The prince was overthrown by the protagonist on the spot. Fortunately, the princess who rushed over quickly supported the prince.

The prince was so angry that his face paled. He didn't expect that he could be lifted off when he was sitting on his waist.Immediately ordered the princess to say, "Go and restrain him!"

The princess came over immediately, and held down the protagonist with one move.

...So it turns out that the princess is also a master? !

The prince was so jolted just now, his little face turned pale.He was already in poor health, otherwise he wouldn't have coveted the protagonist's 24 sets of health care.

The prince sneered: "This king sees that you are toasting and don't eat fine wine!"

The protagonist: "...I have a question? Princess, with your skills, looks, and temperament, how can you be treated by a sick person?"

The princess said coldly: "I can't beat him."

…………ha? !

Oh yes.Come to think of it, this man broke two of his ribs with a small fist.

The protagonist: "Princess, why don't we form an alliance!"

Princess: "Impossible, I really love the prince."

Protagonist: "The two of us partnered to defeat him, I want to be free, and you are the prince's attack."

princess:"…………"

Protagonist: "Just verified, I have the aura of the protagonist, and I don't cheat anyone."

The princess let go of the protagonist: "It's a deal."