My old lady penetrates into a danmei stallion and acts as a scumbag

Oh how miserable.

The protagonist decided to burn incense sticks to the former demon master after escaping from here. One or two in this harem is not a thing.

I really want to know that there are so many people in this man's harem, is there any one who really loves him.

The protagonist is nestled in the emperor's arms: "I really lost my memory, you can trust me. I will guarantee you with the integrity of the hero and the little brother of the Demon Cult. If I still remember the seven-star parchment, let them Enter the palace to be your maid."

The emperor: "I understand the truth, and I just want to know the whereabouts of the treasure. Husband, you are going to die, is it appropriate not to leave something for the widow?"

...What a horrible face.What about the dignity of the king of your country? !

The hero at the side finally said: "He stayed."

Protagonist: "Yes, those brilliant, happy, and good times that are not suitable for children have been left behind. Your Majesty can slowly recall them."

The hero shook out a sheepskin from his hand: "He left this for you."

The main character: "..."

Seven-star sheepskin scroll!

What the hell, what on earth did you two go? How did the thief of the snow lotus find out about this stuff.

The emperor's expression changed, and he pushed the protagonist in his arms away: "I can let the two of you go, and the seven-star parchment will stay with him."

"He" refers to the protagonist.

Protagonist: "...I have a question."

Hero: "Shut up."

The protagonist: "Heh. Do you just shut up if you tell me to?"

Hero: "I won't save you."

Protagonist: "...Are you planning to save me?"

Forgive me for my clumsy eyes.

Is it going to rain red?

The hero feels that although the current protagonist is still the same monster, but his features are hideous.It's not worth saving him by yourself.

He put away the parchment and was ready to go out.

Protagonist: "...Gah?? Where are you going?"

Hero: "Swept away the guards and went home."

…………

Did you see that high martial arts is so capricious.How is this tone different from having a hot pot and then going home?

The protagonist: "I was wrong, I was really wrong, I beg you, don't leave me!! Huh."

The little brother of the Demon Sect sighed beside him: "Why did you go so early?" Then they prepared to step up to catch up with the heroes, and the two left together.

Depend on!

These two people! !

The protagonist was about to scold, but found that the emperor had already chased him out.

This was of course, because he couldn't just watch the hero take the seven-star parchment away.

The emperor went out and became friends with the hero, and the two of them came and went.

The little brother from the Demon Cult came in and felt that the outside world was too dangerous for him as a nanny.

The little brother of the Demon Cult calmly closed the palace door.

The protagonist: "...what are you doing?"

Brother Demon Cult: "They will fight first. If the hero wins, we will go together. If the emperor wins, I will arrest you and threaten the emperor."

…………

The protagonist: "Little brother, do you remember that we are allies?"

Brother Demon Cult: "Remember. That's why the heroes won, let's go together."

roll! !I'm fighting with you! !

The protagonist took off his boots and smashed them over.

Outside, the hero and the emperor fought back and forth in a bloody storm, while inside, the protagonist and the little brother were jumping around and pinching back and forth.

The Devil's Cult saw that the protagonist was going to hang up immediately, and quickly changed the subject: "My lord just wanted to ask something, I am willing to answer your questions."

…………

The protagonist just wants to ask, the emperor already has a seven-star parchment, why is he chasing after him to find out where the treasure is.

In fact, this thing is like this, the seven-star sheepskin scroll is divided into seven pieces, and after they are put together, they are divided into sides AB, side A is the treasure map, and side B is the martial arts cheat book.

If you want to enter the treasure land and get the treasure, you need the martial arts on the seven-star parchment to open the cave door, and the two complement each other.And Young Master Demon Sect is the only one who has practiced the above martial arts, and he is also the only one who has seen seven seven-star sheepskin rolled into one.

Simply put, only he has seen the treasure map, and only he has practiced the cheats.

After all, the main character.

While the protagonist was sighing, suddenly the door was knocked open again by something.

The protagonist and the demon brother turned their heads and saw that it was the emperor.

The emperor lowered his head and spat out a mouthful of blood, and raised his evil, charming and domineering face, with all kinds of resentment and resentment hanging from the corners of his bloody mouth.

...My old lady just said, a dead house is a dead house, and the same is true in your house in the palace, how could you be so good at fighting.

The protagonist especially wanted to go over and make trouble, but it was too much to think about it, and he was easily taken hostage, so he didn't move.

The hero came in from outside the house at this time, and the protagonist was stunned to see the evil charm and madness from this decent and beautiful face.

Hero: "Give that emperor some medicine, and we'll give him the antidote after we get out safely."

66666.

……… To make matters worse, you are still very good, and you lost.

The little brother of the Demon Sect happily jumped over and put the **** into the emperor's mouth: "Crying for the sky and wiping tears pills, you can't die. But without the antidote, you will cry every day, all the time."

Protagonist: "...is he so merciful?"

Brother Demon Sect: "My lord, imagine the king of a country weeping on one side."

——All Aiqing flat body humming.

——A group of idiots! !waste! !Beep! !

——Drag this bastard out to me and cut him off! !oh oh oh...

…………

puff.

Protagonist: "You won."

After the little brother of the Devil's Cult smashed a meth, the three of them struggled again, and finally left the palace safely.

After leaving the palace, he ran into the princess who was waiting outside the palace, still holding a folding fan.Anxiously: "Where is Xuelian?"

The main character: "..."

The protagonist is feeling sad and is about to start crying.

Who knew that the hero would conjure up a few yellow, dead leaves from behind like a magic trick.

Protagonist: ………

The hero divided the handful of dead leaves into two, gave half to the princess, and the other half...

The other half is put away.

Protagonist: "That... is that..."

Hero: "Is there something wrong?"

Protagonist: "...Don't you guys share it equally?"

Hero: "I didn't finish my half."

Protagonist: "...Then I..."

Hero: "Throw it away and I won't give it to you."

…………

you can't do this to me...

The protagonist: "Look, you and I are having a good time together. A couple of one night and one hundred days of kindness is like the depths of the sea. To spoil you is a physical effort. There is hard work without credit..."

Hero: "..."

Protagonist: "...Well, it's useless to show you misery, just tell me what you think of me."

Hero: "Please."

The protagonist sobbed a bit: "Please! Huh."

Hero: "Please, I won't give it to you."

……WTF!