My old lady penetrates into a danmei stallion and acts as a scumbag

The protagonist's expression stiffened.

Protagonist: "...I think I may have auditory hallucinations, can you say it again?"

Brother Demon Cult: "Don't repeat yourself, you've been in this young master's bed before."

…………

Protagonist: "Hey! Those robbers, don't go away!! Come back, I can help you pack this young man in Tsing Yi, really!"

The few gangsters who robbed were all bloody, and they ran faster than mice when they heard the brick maniac calling them behind their backs.

Young Master Tsing Yi sneered: "This is?"

The little brother of the Demon Sect introduced affectionately: "This, the leader of the martial arts alliance, you can call him a hero. It is said that he was raped by our son. Rape, I have seen this, and I testify."

The main character: "..."

There are a lot of slots and a lot of information.

Question: As a rapist, what should I do now to make the scene less embarrassing?

answer:…………

Answer the fart, anyway, the protagonist himself has no idea.

The protagonist: "Aren't you abandoned by me? How did you become forced love?"

Young Master Tsing Yi: "...Didn't I want to ask you?"

Stockholm can't be messed with.

The current situation is very embarrassing, this is an extremely grand Shura field.

The hero, the little brother of the Demon Cult, and the young man in Tsing Yi, each of them is his predecessor.

The protagonist feels that he is very nervous.

Because he felt that it was impossible for the three exes to fight each other.

It is very possible to band together to beat yourself.

By the way, shouldn't the ex be in a relationship where you want to talk about it?What do you all mean by bitterness and deep hatred! ?

Can your ex be more professional? !It turned out that the devil's son had to be so awesome to sleep with so many pillow feuds.

...Maybe it was caused by the big jb male dog waist.Maybe it's because the relationship between bed and bed is not harmonious, that's why the hero never forgets his tools for committing crimes.

It's fucking reasonable, it must be like this!

Take a look, as long as they have slept, they basically want to die by themselves?Those who haven't slept want to sleep with them by themselves.

Thinking about it this way, I feel that Wang Ye's father is really a good person.

Besides being too enthusiastic.

When the protagonist is running the train with his mind full, the young man in Tsing Yi and the hero nod to each other very gracefully.

This one nod of the two victims is almost embarrassing.

At this embarrassing stall, a potbellied businessman in his thirties came over, "This young man..."

"Snapped!!"

The protagonist slapped someone on the forehead with a brick, successfully preventing today's 830th strike-up.

The potbellied businessman probably had a lot of blood because he was fat, and it directly splashed the protagonist's face.

The protagonist sat down calmly, the bright red blood rolled down his cheeks, the protagonist said gracefully, "You two, please rest assured, I have really, really, truly abandoned evil and followed good."

Young Master Tsing Yi: "Heh, do you think I will believe it?"

The little brother of the Devil's Cult praised him while knocking on the melon seeds: "It must not be believed."

The protagonist: "How can you believe that I am really a good man?"

Hero: "Leave the tool for the crime and believe it."

The protagonist: "Okay!... Do you think I will say that?! Impossible! Do you think I want this crime tool?! Look at those hungry eyes next to you, look!"

The male creatures in the entire inn are all looking at the protagonist with their eyes shining.

Hero: "If you don't want to keep it, cut it off."

Protagonist: "Bah!"

Daxia: "That means you don't want to be a good person."

Ah, logic is irritating!Facial paralysis is so flat!

Director, can we date him!I think I might give it a try! !

The protagonist: "Do you know how miserable I am?! Do you understand that men in the world want me to sleep with their sorrows? Do you understand?!"

The little brother of the Demon Cult spat out the melon seeds: "I don't understand."

The protagonist: "Shut up if you don't understand!"

The protagonist is very angry.I feel that the world is distorted, that the world is dirty and I am alone! !

At this time, the owner of the inn came out and dragged his son away, and asked him to change a piece of clothes before coming out.Then greet everyone to eat and drink well.

The innkeeper was very polite, and gently asked the protagonist what he likes to eat, whether he wants onions, ginger and garlic, and whether he likes coriander.

Over sixty years old, kind-hearted, as gentle as his old father.But the protagonist who still asks has goosebumps all over his body, and the red brick in his hand is about to move.

After the innkeeper finished asking, he looked at the protagonist with a particularly distressed look, and said, "Look at this child, he looks so evil, it's a pity. Eat more good food before being ruined, ah."

Protagonist: "...Huh?"

The innkeeper shook out a portrait, the painting is very freehand and romantic, at that level, you can recognize that the nose is a nose, and the eyes are eyes.

The innkeeper said: "The prince's mansion is arresting you, 10 taels of gold..."

The demon brother's eyes lit up, and he grabbed the protagonist's arm: "I'm going to report it now!"

The protagonist: "Don't make a fuss! ——Old man, how do you know that this is mine?"

Old man: "Exactly the same!"

The protagonist: "... Hurry up, who has a mirror, a mirror!!"

The protagonist rummaged through it all, and finally took out the sword of the hero and used it as a mirror.It's been eleven chapters, and it's the first time I saw my own face, yes, it's quite a monster.

The protagonist is relieved.He took the sword back and returned it to the hero, ignoring the hero's black face.After confirming his appearance, the protagonist sat down very calmly.

The protagonist: "Hero, tell me what to do. I think the prince will be here soon."

Hero: "Really..."

The protagonist picked up the brick: "If you say that the person who understands current affairs is a hero, I will shoot you."

Hero: "Actually, the plan is to get you caught by the prince."

The protagonist: "... what?!"

Brother Demon Cult: "I testify, it is like this."

Protagonist: "...Have you considered my feelings?"

Daxia: "Why should you consider your feelings?"