Get off the vulgar, smelly monk!

One day 300 years ago, Su Yue finally made up her mind to tie Bai Suxin back to her mansion and become a "Master of the Village", so she carefully arranged the wedding hall, lit red candles, hung red silk, and pasted red doors and windows. Happy words, only the bride and groom are missing.

After she tricked Bai Suxin into going home, she tied her up, happily changed into a wedding dress, and wanted to get married.Bai Suxin pretended to agree, saying that he would also change into the wedding clothes himself, and tricked Suyue into untying him.Unexpectedly, he ran away as soon as the rope was loosened.

Su Yue did not catch up, and was angry for several days because of this, and decided to knock the bridal chamber unconscious next time.

After more than half a month after Bai Suxin escaped from marriage, he went back to look for Suyue again.At that time, the wedding hall had already been withdrawn, so he said that he would hold a beautiful wedding banquet for Su Yue in the future, and invite all relatives and friends.With clever words and tricks, Bai Suxin took advantage of Su Yue and lived with her as husband and wife for two days, but after a few days they disappeared, leaving only an emerald pendant, which was never found again.

Su Yue looked for him all over the world, and she searched for him for 300 years, and hated him for 300 years.

Bai Suxin knocked on his forehead, the self that appeared suddenly must be a fake.After he "run away from marriage" at that time, he was ordered to retreat by his master mysteriously. He stayed in the grotto for more than 200 years without anyone knowing.At that time, Su Yue must have searched the entire division and looked for people elsewhere, so after 100 years after he left the customs, Su Yue must not be able to find anyone.

By accident, it was only now that we met.It is estimated that Master knew about this calamity a long time ago, so he secretly let him go to retreat... But 200 years is too long, and the clues have faded.

Su Yue cried while talking, and when she finished speaking, her eyes were also swollen from crying.

In this story, the fake Bai Suxin is just like the foreign visitor that day, appearing suddenly and disappearing suddenly, almost without a trace.Where does this start?

Bai Suxin stroked the sobbing man's back: "Are there any more details about that person? It's too general to check..."

Su Yue endured the pain and thought about it carefully.

That person's appearance must have been tampered with and has no reference value; his stature is about the same as Bai Suxin, otherwise she would not have mistaken him; his voice must be fake...

"...that person has an ink-colored birthmark the size of a fingernail on his chest and heart. We can't just let him take off his clothes, right?"

"Uh... indeed."

Bai Suxin and Suyue began to discuss how to find someone, while Moga was still reminiscing about the story just now.He finds it very strange, if that person is interested in sex, why did he keep the pendant, and, when Su Yue found Bai Suxin to force the marriage, why didn't Su Yue take out the jadeite as a token.

"Miss Suyue, I have a question." Moga said, "You said that person left a piece of jade when he left, why didn't you take it out yesterday?"

Su Yue's expression was gloomy: "That piece of emerald fell into the sea when I was looking for someone in the South China Sea, and I can't find it."

Bai Suxin became excited: "You mean emerald...is it finger-thin, about an inch and a half long, with a snake carved on it, which is a whistle?"

Su Yue: "How do you know? You still say that person is not you!"

Bai Suxin explained: "My whistle is a magic weapon given to me by my father. It cannot be activated without the blood of the snake, but it was stolen by a powerful thief more than 300 years ago. No wonder I haven't found it after searching for many years. It turns out It fell into the sea. Maybe, that thief is the one we are looking for."

"If not?"

"That's a clue anyway, isn't it? My whistle will be automatically closed if outsiders try to use it. At the same time, it can also record the person's breath and draw his outline."

Su Yue regained her breath and stopped sobbing: "Then...how do I get the whistle back?"

Bai Suxin is worried. He is very good at swimming, but it is impossible to fish for a whistle the size of a knuckle in the sea. Besides, 200 years have passed, who might pick it up?

Moga glanced at Bai Suxin, and asked, "Has that magic weapon ever recognized its owner?"

"Acknowledge the master... No... That whistle is just for recruiting some small spirits or low-ranking gods. It's not as good as myself, so I just use it as a pendant."

Moga was a little shocked, it was the first time he met someone who wouldn't allow him to recognize the owner of his magic weapon, it really deserves to be Bai Suxin!No wonder there is no rush to lose 300 years.

Su Yue blinked her crying eyes dryly: "Then how can I find it... Find a needle in a haystack!"

Bai Suxin also scratched his head anxiously: "It would be great if we could call in some shrimp soldiers and crab generals at this time."

However, the magic weapon that can summon these is lying in the sea.

Moga pondered for a moment, but found that there was nothing he could do, and finally said: "Why don't you go ask Guanyin of the South China Sea."

Bai Suxin's eyebrows twitched, and he said with a half-smile: "I beg Guanyin, get the whistle? Brother Moga, you think so beautifully..."

Su Yue also found it inconceivable that such a lofty Bodhisattva would be willing to find them a piece of emerald?

"Amitabha, Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva is so merciful and merciful, I won't mind."

Bai Suxin was still a little hesitant, for someone as powerful as Guanshiyin Bodhisattva, it would be a bad idea to come and find a whistle for them...

Thinking of Avalokitesvara, he thought of his senior sister Bai Suzhen.

yes!Bai Suzhen!

Bai Suxin slammed the table hard, startling the two of them.

Su Yue: "What's the wind?"

Moga glanced at the man, did not speak, and waited for someone to speak.

"I remembered! Do you still remember that my senior sister Bai Suzhen flooded Jinshan? She was pregnant at that time, and she was afraid that her magic power would suddenly fail and the river would flood the people's homes, so she borrowed my whistle and sent a sneak attack early. A group of shrimp soldiers and crabs will stay in the world, if the water is out of control, they will come to save people, otherwise more people will die at that time."

Su Yue: "So there is such a thing..."

Moga: "You mean to say that Jade Whistle has confessed to Bai Suzhen?"

"Well, Senior Sister also has a thin Teng Snake bloodline. After recognizing the master, the number of demons that can be commanded by the whistle can be doubled."

Moga has a headache.How can this guy even give away the magic weapon casually to recognize the owner?If you meet some people with ulterior motives, can you even deceive them?

Su Yue jumped up: "Then what are you waiting for, please come down to the mortal world!"

"No need to invite," Moga drank the tea in the cup, "it's already here."

Bai Suxin and Suyue: "Huh?"

As if to confirm Mo Jia's words, a ray of white light entered the yard, and Bai Suzhen descended from the sky in a white gauze dress, with an elegant fairy appearance.

Bai Suxin and Suyue immediately ran out excitedly, calling out to Senior Sister together.

Bai Suzhen smiled and agreed.

Moga walked out of the room slowly, his eyes wandered over the pair of black and white senior sisters and brothers, and he couldn't help sighing in his heart-the difference between clouds and mud is heaven and earth!

Bai Suzhen has a gentle temperament, every frown and smile is like a heavenly man; Bai Suxin is a hooligan when he smiles, and a beggar when he cries, if one day this person smiles virtuously to him, he will definitely lock him into Leifeng Pagoda without hesitation.

Bai Suxin took Moga's hand and pulled it in front of the senior sister: "Senior sister, this is Moga, a monk from Jinshan Temple."

Bai Suzhen was secretly surprised in her heart, but she still saluted kindly: "Zen Master."

Since the two are safe and sound, she has nothing to worry about, it's just their own fate.

Moga returned the salute: "Amitabha."

After a brief exchange of pleasantries, Bai Suzhen got straight to the point: "Master Guanyin sent me to help you when he heard that the two of you were in trouble. I've heard about the little junior sister. Hey...everyone has their own fate, so I can't say anything .”

Su Yue shook her head: "I just want to find the culprit first, let's talk about other things... Even people like Senior Brother can 'convert to Buddhism', I should have my own practice..."

Bai Suxin was quite sad at first, but when Suyue said it, why didn't he feel right?What is "someone like Brother Lian"?What is "taking refuge in Buddhism"?

Bai Suzhen touched her junior brother's forehead, said with a smile: "You are the most troublesome, it's good to cultivate your heart, but you have to endure and don't break the precept."

Bai Suxin touched his nose in embarrassment, felt that Moga was looking at him, so he turned his head to look at him, and the goosebumps suddenly spread to the top of his head, he wondered if he was blind or had some serious eye disease—he saw Moga The banter in Jia's eyes!A monk with six unclean senses!

Bai Suzhen didn't seem to notice the strange condition on her junior brother, raised a dharma cloud, and said to the three of them: "Come up, I'll take you to the South China Sea."

The author has something to say:

Yoshi, the white lady is here

Don't worry, this is silly and sweet, Su Yue won't be miserable

The stupid author was forced to death by nudity