Get off the vulgar, smelly monk!

After Moga's "threat", Bai Suxin seldom stayed in bed, and once in a while, he would get up before the other party chanted the mantra, and never missed the morning class.

He lived through the cold January and February when the spring breeze was like scissors, and in March, when Moga thought he could live in peace, he finally couldn't hold back.

I didn't know the taste of meat for two months, and I had to get up every day if I didn't get enough sleep. Bai Suxin felt that he was about to fade out of the snake.

Early this morning, he got up with the sound of bells and drums as usual, and had morning classes, fast food, and cleaning the back mountain, and Moga didn't care much about him.

After spring, the grass and trees sprout, and the back hills are full of greenery.Bai Suxin held the broom and swept the dust in front of the door, thinking: Sweep the floor, sweep the floor, sweep the heart... If you keep sweeping this heart, you will almost be bald!It's time to let the lard shine.

So he swept the ground, watered the vegetables, and cleaned the house. Seeing that Moga was not there, he left a letter and sneaked out from the back mountain.

Just go out to relax and never violate the precepts.Come back before sunset, it will be all right.

He just went down the mountain.

Only two months after I was born, did I know the beauty of the world.

When Bai Suxin was walking on the road, even when he saw people arguing, he thought it was cute, much cuter than the wooden face of a monastery!There is also the aroma of meat and the aroma of wine. When I sit in the tavern, I feel refreshed and refreshed.

"Boss, here's the jar of wine, the more mellow the better, and another plate of braised pork, hurry up."

"okay!"

When the meat and wine were served on the table, Bai Suxin was almost moved to tears when he saw the oily, shiny and brightly colored braised pork.

The wine and meat passed through the intestines, but the Buddha kept it in his heart.One bite of meat, one bite of wine, so happy.

When he finished eating the meat and had enough wine, he dazedly realized that he was an "ascetic monk" and had no money to pay the bill.The waiter probably saw that he was dressed expensively, so he was not in a hurry to press for the debt.

I have to find a way to get away!

As he was resting his forehead and thinking, someone patted his shoulder lightly.He looked up and saw someone he didn't recognize.

"Young master, drinking alone?"

Now that he was drunk, he saw that the other party was dressed gorgeously and he was a young man, so he fell in love with him, hugged the man's arm and said: "Brother, I forgot to bring the money..."

The man smiled and patted his hand: "Good boy, brother will help you pay the bill, how about you go home with brother?"

"it is good……"

Bai Suxin went back to the mansion with the young master named Jin Yuyang drunkenly, walking crookedly along the way, almost leaning on the other person's body.

He also said to Jin Yuyang with a smile: "You are really a good person, much better than that big wooden stake, as good as Liuxi!"

Jin Yuyang put his arms around his waist and helped him into the room, and took the opportunity to pinch his fair and tender face with his other hand, and said with a smile: "Really? Then would you like to stay here with me and do something interesting?"

Bai Suxin nodded, then quickly shook his head vigorously: "No, no, if I don't go back, what will Moga do?"

"Maga? The Moga of Jinshan Temple?"

"Yeah... that's him. Let me tell you, he's so funny. He has a bad temper, but he can't do it. He said it's his practice. I saw this and teased him hard." Bai Suxin Sitting at the table with weak legs and hands, he put his face in his hands and smirked, "He's so angry that his face is blue, so he can't hit me hahaha!"

Jin Yuyang also sat down, and originally wanted to take advantage of the young master's drunkenness to do business, but now that he and Moga seem to have a relationship, it's hard to start.It's not too late to figure out what the relationship is.

He held Bai Suxin's hand and gently rubbed it: "What's the relationship between you and Moga?"

"Hey, he's my master...not...we...are friends? I don't know, anyway...it's not good or bad. I'm very happy when I'm with him, but he doesn't seem to be happy ...It seems that I get angry more often, and it's all because of me..." Bai Suxin began to talk to himself, "Hey, tell me, why does he always have a straight face? I owe him It's like money... Why doesn't he keep a straight face when he talks to the fat monk? If he hates me so much, why does he have to circle me... Every day he takes the trouble to urge me to get up, chant scriptures, and eat... Said it was his Cultivation...Bullshit practice! I almost became a stone, and I didn't show any expression for a whole day... I managed to make him angry, and he was still holding it in, so boring... I don't know if holding it in will burn my heart! Sooner or later I will die of anger he!"

As he spoke, he pissed himself off.

Jin Yuyang was dumbfounded.He originally thought that Zen Master Moga was an incomparable expert, a figure like the flower of Gaoling, but now he accidentally heard another side of him that is unknown to everyone.It sounds like the relationship between the two is unusual.Interesting things can't be done, but it's good to hear great gossip.

He patted the back of Bai Suxin's hand and said: "So, he has been in charge of you all day, so why did you come down the mountain alone today?" He was still drunk.

Bai Suxin pouted Fan Youguang's small mouth, and said dissatisfiedly: "Who can stand being a vegetarian every day! You have to chant sutras when you get up, you have to chant sutras when you eat, you have to chant sutras when you go to bed, and you have nothing to do when you are idle, so you can only chant sutras! I'm not a real monk! I Just sneak down for a day...don't tell him."

Jin Yuyang laughed, this young master is quite cute.

"Then why did he leave you on the mountain to live like a monk?"

"Huh! I owe him!" Bai Suxin pouted even higher, "Who told me to kiss him! In the end, I was oppressed by someone who raped me..."

Jin Yuyang knew that his expression must be very exciting, and felt that he had heard something extraordinary.

"Why... why did you kiss him?"

"Look at how funny he is like a little old man! Whoever told him to bully me, I will take revenge! I ran away after kissing me, but I was still arrested two months later... God must hate me It's going so smoothly, you want to trip me..."

The well-known Chan Master Moga was actually kissed!The reason is because it is fun!This young man is really courageous, even Moga dared to kiss him.

Bai Suxin, as a courageous client, has already fallen asleep lying on the table.When he was drunk, he talked too much, and Rory fell asleep after pouring out the beans.

Jin Yuyang heard enough gossip, put him on the bed and covered him with a quilt, and went out to drink flower wine with endless aftertaste.

And the other party involved in the gossip is looking for Bai Suxin everywhere.

"Can you see Bai Suxin?"

"No."

"Did you see Bai Suxin?"

"I saw him in the back mountain in the morning, so I don't know where he is now."

……

"Speaking of which, I didn't see him in the dining hall at noon. Isn't he always late for dinner?"

"I remember seeing him coming back from the back mountain in the morning, staying in the meditation room for a while, and then coming out again, looking around, not knowing what he was doing."

Moga didn't see Bai Suxin going to the Zhaitang at noon, so he knew something was wrong, this guy must be in trouble.

After being depressed for two months, it was time to explode.I'm afraid it's gone down the mountain by now.

Sure enough, when he returned to the meditation room, he saw a letter on the table, which read: Go down the mountain to relax, return at sunset, Bai Su letter.

Moga shook his head and informed the fat monk that he had also gone down the mountain.

Bai Suxin has no demonic aura on him, and Moga is nowhere to be found, so he can only inquire one by one tirelessly.

"Excuse me, benefactor, I have seen a little young master, so tall, white and clean, wearing a black brocade."

"I seem to have seen... saw him enter that tavern at noon."

Tavern?

Moga's eyelids twitched.This guy really came down the mountain to steal meat.

Bite the bullet and enter the tavern, after some inquiries, I learned that Bai Suxin was taken away by the second son of the Jin family.

Moga went to the Jin residence with a cold face, but learned that the second son Jin Yuyang had gone out to drink.

The servant served tea and snacks respectfully: "Master Zen, sit down first, and I will send someone to invite the second young master."

"kindness."

In a short while, Jin Yuyang rushed over, and in the early spring, he was sweating all over.

"Why did the Zen master come to my house in time? It's a shame to greet me, it's rude."

Moga looked indifferent, and took a sip of tea: "Amitabha, the poor monk is here to find someone."

Jin Yuyang understood: "It's that young master, right? He got drunk in the tavern, so I brought him back, and he's falling asleep in the guest room right now."

"Drunk?" Moga's face became even uglier, "Did he do something messy?"

For example, the original form or something...

Jin Yuyang pulled the corners of his mouth stiffly...does talking nonsense count?

"Eh... I didn't do anything, the child usually fell asleep after messing around."

"Please ask the benefactor to take the poor monk there."

"Okay...please follow me."

Jin Yuyang took Moga to meet Bai Suxin, and after bringing him there, he slipped away knowingly.

Bai Suxin was sleepy and staring, when he saw Moga, he thought it was still the young master, turned over and hugged Moga's thigh.

"Brother, I'm hungry...I want to eat meat..."

Moga couldn't help but sneered: "Brother? You really can climb up the pole when you meet anyone."

Bai Suxin suddenly felt the cold wind blowing up his spine, so he felt something was wrong.He sat up straight and rubbed his eyes, and immediately sobered up when he saw who was coming.

"Master, Master!"

This black air is lingering, even worse than before.

Why did the practice of two months become more serious?

Moga waved his hand, and in the blink of an eye, the barrier had been laid, and Bai Suxin was so frightened that he fell out of bed.

This is definitely the beginning of unilateral slaughter!If you don't run at this time, when will you wait?

Bai Suxin walked around behind the bed in two wars, and said flatteringly, "Master and apprentice know that they are wrong, and they dare not dare in the future! Calm down!"

"Since you recognize me as your master, come obediently and be punished."

Moga didn't bring a Zen stick this time, so he couldn't nail people's tails, so he could only intimidate them with his eyes.

Bai Suxin: "No... I'm afraid you'll hit me... If you don't like me calling someone else's brother, then I'll call you brother, okay?"

Moga narrowed his eyes, like a leopard ready to go.Although the surrounding black air surged violently, it no longer intensified.

Bai Suxin saw that the reaction was not too strong, so he cautiously called out: "Brother Moga?"

"To shut up."

Although the words were harsh, he did not act at all, which meant that he could still accept them, so he shouted again: "Brother Moga...Brother, I know I was wrong, please calm down, I will go back with you when you calm down, OK?"

"Then come here."

"...you promise first that you won't hit me."

"Okay, I won't hit you."

After finishing speaking, the black energy on Moga's body subsided spontaneously.

Bai Suxin secretly sighed in amazement, and slowly leaned over, taking advantage of the fact that the alcohol had not completely faded, he raised his hand to touch Moga's face: "It faded?"

Moga smiled slightly, and suddenly bit her head and bit Bai Suxin's hand.

"Ahhh! Why are you still biting?" Bai Suxin twitched his hand a few times and didn't pull back, but the skin was worn out, "Let go...it's about to bleed! You, you... let go, it hurts..."

Only when the smell of blood came from his mouth, Moga let go, took out the veil unhurriedly to wipe off the blood from the corner of his mouth, and then bandaged Bai Suxin's wound.

"Will you go down the mountain privately in the future?"

"Don't dare..." Bai Suxin gritted his teeth, "I will definitely bring Brother Moga with me in the future!"

"Seniority is messed up."

"what?"

Moga withdrew the barrier and said, "Didn't you say that I am your master?"

Seeing that the person calmed down, Bai Suxin forgot the pain when his scar healed, so of course he had to call him disgusting, anyway Moga couldn't do anything to him.

"I think Brother Moga's name is more friendly."

Moga was noncommittal, it was the default.

"Okay, come back with me and be punished."

"Oh... You drank my blood again this time... You bit it yourself, don't blame me. You are a dog and you still bite people!"

"..."

"You broke the precept too, and you have to be punished."

Jin Yuyang watched as the young master followed Moga and opened his mouth all the time, but Moga turned a deaf ear to it.In the end, his gaze fell on Bai Suxin's hand wrapped with a veil.

"What happened to his hand?"

The author has something to say:

I really want Moga to bully Xiaobai into crying

But don't be too anxious, you will kill the stupid author