Get off the vulgar, smelly monk!

One person and one snake ate and slept together for five or six days. After ensuring that the wound on Bai Suxin's neck would not open again, Moga removed the gauze and allowed the little black snake to "swallow in one bite".

Every morning for breakfast, Moga would dry out a bowl of porridge and two steamed buns for others. After he finished eating, the little black snake would consciously open his mouth wide, take a bite of a steamed bun, and then let him pour the porridge into his mouth.

After the little black snake is full, it will hang on his shoulder and pretend to be a rope.

The advantage of raising a snake with strong gastric juice corrosion ability is that it can dump the food in like a garbage when feeding.It's simple and easy, and you don't have to worry about it choking to death.

Ever since Bai Suxin turned into a little snake and hung on Moga, she has been able to sleep in late every day, even all day long, and there are people serving meals, bathing and sleeping. She lives happily and feels that she must be fat again.

On the other hand, Moga, the little black snake can't talk to disturb him, and hangs around like pickles every day, which makes him feel too quiet.Except that he needs to feed the snake for three meals a day, Bai Suxin doesn't seem to exist at other times. If it wasn't for the tip of the little black snake's tail that would occasionally hit him, he would have the illusion that this thing has left.

He pulled the little black snake off his body and put it on the table: "Master is looking for me, please be obedient."

Bai Suxin sputtered, drilled and drilled, got into Moga's clothes, rubbed for a long time, and finally a delicate snake's head protruded from the skirt of the man's clothes.

Apparently it meant not to wait.

Moga was helpless, although it would be impolite to bring a "pet" to see the master, but after thinking about it carefully, Bai Suxin can be regarded as half of his apprentice... so let's bring it.

After more than two months, Bai Suxin finally saw the fat monk again, and the fat monk obviously recognized him at the first sight, and nodded to him with a smile.

So the white little black snake stuck out its tongue in response.

The fat monk looked at Moga with a smile and said, "Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva sent you a drop of nectar?"

The little black snake looked up at Moga's chin.When did this happen, why didn't he know?

Moga: "The trip to the South China Sea almost caused the heart demon to take away my mind, and the Bodhisattva helped me suppress it. When Bai Suxin recovers from his injuries, the disciple plans to retreat for a few more years."

Listening to the report of his situation by the senior disciple whom he placed high hopes on, the fat monk seemed to have understood everything, with a consistent smile on his face, keeping his composure.

Instead, Bai Suxin was shocked.

Has the inner demon become so powerful?Breaking a sex ring plus a killing ring wouldn't plant such a terrible seed, would it?There must still be something wrong!

The little black snake spat out the letter and retracted into Moga's clothes.

"It's really time for you to retreat for a while, but before that, there is something you need to do." The fat monk stroked the prayer beads and said, "This morning, a person claimed to be the housekeeper of Gusu Baifu, and he wanted to invite you down the mountain for a while. Come on. People are already waiting at the gate of the temple, so go quickly."

"Yes."

Moga went back to the meditation room and took the golden bowl and staff. When he arrived at the gate of the temple, a person looked over expectantly. He was indeed the housekeeper of Baifu.

The little black snake swam out of his arms and hung on his shoulder, its head rubbed against his face affectionately.

The housekeeper took a step back in fear of the snake, and then leaned forward tremblingly: "Zhan Master Moga, that evil spirit has found it again! We have invited several Taoist priests, but we can't drive it away. It's even better than before!"

Moga's expression froze, and he summoned a Dharma cloud: "Come up."

The butler secretly looked at the little black snake taking a nap with its tongue out, and finally stood next to Moga on Fayun.The little black snake glanced at him, but finally did nothing.

Bai Suxin really wanted to scare this timid mortal, but right now in the sky, if a mortal accidentally falls, it would be a heavy responsibility, so he put away his thoughts.

He is in a good mood now. When he arrives in Gusu, he will be able to see Liu Xi again. Although he can't play with Liu Xi and the others in his current appearance, it's good to have a look from a distance.

When Fayun landed, the little black snake had already slipped into Moga's lapel and fell asleep again.

The butler hurriedly brought Moga into the White Mansion.As soon as he entered the door, the tin ring on the Zen staff suddenly rang, and then fell silent immediately.

The butler's face turned pale.

Different from the bustle that Bai Suxin saw during the Chinese New Year, white lanterns were hung in front of the Bai Mansion at this time, and it was desolate. People passing by all walked away from each other, fearing that they would get caught in something.

These days, many servants have died in the mansion, and Mrs. Bai has also been killed. The remaining people, except the master's family, are unable to leave. The loyal servants are unwilling to leave, and most of them have fled separately.

Now nobody sweeps the yard, wipes the tables and chairs, and the originally magnificent house has become like a haunted house.

Moga's Zen stick trembled, and he wrote incantations on the three pillars in front of the mourning hall. Suddenly, he felt light in his arms, and the little black snake climbed onto the beam at some point, raised its head and let out a "hiss" towards the mourning hall. Voice.

Moga scanned the mourning hall vigilantly, but found nothing.

There is nothing else in the mourning hall except for the vigilante and a coffin.

In fact, Bai Suxin didn't find anything, just out of animal instinct, he felt that there was a threat there, but it disappeared in a flash.So he swam back to hang on Magga again, but no longer dozed off.

Moga patted the little black snake's head, and said to the steward: "There is plenty of yang during the day, and it is hard to find the evil spirits. The poor monk will move after dark. Please tell everyone, don't go out after dark, no matter what you hear. Can't come out."

The butler agreed, arranged a guest room for Mo Jia, and went to guard the door himself.

It was still early in the day, and Moga went around the White Mansion, but found nothing unusual, so he made a few talismans in the four directions, east, west, north, south, and then took the little black snake out of the White Mansion.

The little black snake looked up at the talisman on the porch pillar, and felt that Moga was more like a deceitful Taoist priest than a monk at the moment.

Moga walked into a restaurant with Bai Suxin and found a corner to sit down.

The waiter in the shop was not afraid of the little black snake with the triangle head at all, and came forward to say hello: "What does this master want to eat?"

Moga poured a bowl of water for the little black snake, and ordered three dishes under the enthusiastic eyes of the waiter.

"Excuse me, white-cut chicken, braised pork, fried cabbage, and two bowls of rice."

"Wait, wait a moment..." The shop waiter left with a stiff body and a face full of shock.

When Bai Suxin got agitated, the whole snake head slipped into the bowl, and was caught by Mojia before he drowned.

The pitch-black snake's head was lifted up to look at Moga, and the eyes as black as the snake's head were sizing up the monk ordering meat dishes in front of him.Since then, Moga has become very strange...

How considerate enough to give him meat!God!Let Moga continue to be so strange!

Three dishes, two meat and one vegetarian, were brought to the table. Xiaoer looked at the man and the snake who were staring at each other, and tied his tongue: "Please, please...use it slowly..." Then he stepped aside and looked at the monk. Not really eating meat.

Many diners who didn't know the truth also came to see it.

Because the white chopped chicken was cold, Bai Suxin opened his bloody mouth the moment Xiao Er backed away, waiting for Mo Jia to feed him.

Moga picked up the plate, picked the green onion off the snow-white chicken, and slowly poured the meat into the little black snake's mouth.

The trajectory of the food wriggling in the snake's body was clearly visible, and the waiter watching from the side swallowed unconsciously, and the faces of many onlookers were filled with horror.

After feeding the chicken, Moga changed to a pair of clean chopsticks and started to eat his vegetarian food, while the little black snake was placed on the table, looking affectionately at the steaming braised pork with dark eyes.

When Moga fed the little black snake again, and watched the bloody pig gulp down the big bowl of braised pork and white rice, the jaws of the onlookers dropped in shock.

Satisfied, the little black snake wrapped itself around Moga's waist, with its head resting on its shoulders. Just about to take a nap, its small eyes saw the figure in front of it, and suddenly raised its head excitedly, and the tip of its tail swayed and slapped on Moga's clothes.

It's Liuxi!

Moga also found Liuxi, feeling a little helpless.

He suddenly felt that Bai Suxin's behavior at this time was a bit like a dog seeing its owner. If Liu Xi didn't know that he was a snake, he might have posted it by now.

Apparently Liu Xi also saw Moga, smiled and they walked over there.

"Master, what a coincidence."

Magga returned the salute.

"It's been more than two months since Su wrote a letter to leave with you last time, he didn't cause any trouble, right?" Liu Xi looked at the little black snake who raised his head to look at him, and didn't ask any more questions.

Moga pressed the upright snake head back to his shoulder: "He is very obedient, although he is not very diligent, he can barely abide by the Buddhist precepts."

Bai Suxin was a little annoyed that his sight was covered by a big hand, so he could only slap the opponent a few times with the tip of his tail, seeing that the person didn't want to let go, he spit out the letter to sweep the palm of his hand.

Mojia's palms were itchy, and he pressed the snake's head harder.

Seeing this, Liu Xi covered her face and smiled: "It's good that I'm obedient, I still have something to do, so I'm going back to the troupe first. Farewell."

Hearing the sound of Liuxi leaving, the little black snake became anxious, wishing to bite Moga.

Only then did Moga let go of the hand that was holding the snake's head, and Bai Suxin turned his head to see that Liu Xi was still there.He raised his head and "hissed" at Moga angrily.

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