My cat master and I travel through daily life
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Angel, is it a birdman who is not fully mature?
Da Mao was instantly excited.
The birds sometimes swooped down and sometimes circled in the sky, driving away the herbivores on the ground.
Obviously their body and wings are much worse than the animals on the ground, but those herbivores just ran away in fear.
Even nearby predators watch from a distance.
Driven by the birdman, a large open space was vacated on the grassland.
The two birdmen fell down and were instantly submerged in the grass.
But it was soon discovered that a large piece of green grass had fallen, and its mowing efficiency was many times higher than that of Lou Chunfeng.
As the grass fell around the birdman, Da Mao also saw the tool they used, which was a long and thin blade like a rope. The two of them held one end, and then they bent down and moved forward quickly. The blade did not touch the grass. The exception was cut off in an instant.
Da Mao blinked, and thought about the feasibility of disguising his little brother as a birdman, so that Lou Chunfeng would not have to worry about being unable to take a bath, brush his teeth, change clothes, his underwear was about to be torn, his shoes were going to leak, his nails grew long, and he couldn't shave, etc. wait.
To say that humans are trouble.
The birdmen put away their blades after cutting a swath of grass.
Da Mao swore that the blade was rolled up like a ball of wool and stuffed into their waist bags.
Then they took out long ropes and bundled and connected the grass like strings.
In the end, the two of them flew away with a bunch of long grass.
During this period, none of the predators dared to approach, and the nearby predators all showed signs of fear and alertness.
So this kind of bird is the creature at the top of the food chain in this place?
Looking at a large piece of empty grass, let alone it looks like a crop circle.
Da Mao stretched his waist and hurried back to report to Lou Chunfeng.
Lou Chunfeng was puzzled: "Birdman?"
This was completely beyond his expectations.After coming here for so many days, he certainly thought about whether there are primitive people here, and if there are, they are in the form of humanoid animals, or they can transform.In this place where there is no TV, no WiFi, and it is not uncommon to watch drama cats, I can only let my mind leap and do less entertainment.
I didn't expect that there were primitive people here, and what I didn't expect was that the other party was actually a birdman with wings.
Through Da Mao's description, he infers that these primitive science and technology may not be low, but they are not too high.The sharp blade like a ball of thread represents a certain level of scientific production.
This is good news for Lou Chunfeng, the difference in technology is not that big, and it will be easier to disguise.It can be said that he was born without wings, was abandoned by his parents in the forest, grew up with cats, and never went out of the forest.
Well, if this is the case, you have to be a little dumb. It is impossible for a person who does not know outside information to show shrewdness and calmness. He must show surprise, shock, or unacceptable emotions about the unexpected things in the forest.
Also add some pleasing character designs, showing moderate admiration for the wings of the birdman...
Unknowingly, Lou Chunfeng created a role for himself.
In Da Maoyan's eyes, he just stood still and kept his eyes straight, his eyes didn't meet at all, and his expression changed every now and then.
Hehe, it's time to get into the drama again.
So he is simply an unqualified shit shovel officer.Which shit shoveler will suddenly froze and lose his mind when the cat owner combs its fur, and sometimes it will play with it like a snake.
Especially in bitter dramas, listening to him reciting horrible and nasty lines, Da Mao is always lifeless.
Forget it, this shit shoveler is hopeless.
Da Mao took two bites of the fruit.
This fruit tastes very fragrant, and it is not too big, it is as big as a melon.It is the fruit it likes to eat most in this forest.
After eating one, the shit-shoveling officer hasn't played yet, and another one, after eating, the shit-shoveling officer not only didn't play, but started acting there by himself.
Considering the language barrier, Lou Chunfeng simply set himself as unable to speak, so he acted in pantomime.In his script, he wanted to meet the birdman who came to mow the grass, and the birdman brought him into the kingdom of the birdman. In this magical world, he not only had a godfather, a godmother, but also a lover. The contrast is cute.But he was looked down upon by other birdmen——
Da Mao: "..."
I often have the urge to scratch the shit shoveler to death, and I don't think it's my fault at all.
Impatiently, Da Mao went down and caught a prey, and the blood that was intentionally gnawed came up, and he threw it beside Lou Chunfeng.
When Lou Chunfeng came out with a character, he was taken aback by this bloody thing that must be mosaiced.
Lou Chunfeng was just about to reprimand him when he found Da Mao squinting at him.
He smiled embarrassingly: "Then what, isn't this rather boring, I went in accidentally."
Da Mao mocked: "Hehe."
Lou Chunfeng performed the grooming method, and it took a long meal to coax the cat owner back.
For Lou Chunfeng, brushing his teeth, taking a shower, shaving his beard and changing clothes are all secondary, the most important thing is that he is expected to eat cooked food.
After eating all kinds of fruits for almost a month, the birds are about to fade out of their mouths.
Da Mao has only dared to drink blood from the prey he fed to him many times. At first, it was to replenish water, and later it was to replenish the needs of the body.
Lou Chunfeng became more courageous, squatting at the edge of the forest every day with high spirits, and even built a simple nest on a tree at the edge.
In other words, the forest and Da Mao created a safe life for him, which made him more and more courageous.Moreover, man's adaptability is astonishing. At first he was afraid of ferocious beasts, and seeing the scenes of those predators hunting was so frightening that he had nightmares.But after a few days, he regarded these as human beings and nature.
Da Mao still maintains this vigilance, not even daring to go far when hunting, always looking at his little brother, afraid that he will get excited and run to take a photo with the beasts.
And the beasts around him have noticed him.
Whenever the wind blows from the forest, the smell it brings will make the beasts smell it a few times.Humans are very complex creatures, some of them are weak and some are strong, and their minds are very good, that is because of this, without a hard appearance, and without attacking claws and teeth, they become the masters of the earth, wisdom A living thing is one that cannot be identified by smell alone.
The ferocious beasts didn't know this, they judged from the smell that this new smell was also a weak creature not worth guarding against.
Therefore, although Lou Chunfeng is at the edge of the forest, he is still safe.
☆、Chapter 5
After many days, the smell belonging to the two birdmen has long since dissipated.Lou Chunfeng still waited persistently. After all, the grassland has a good view and his mood can be broadened.
In fact, Lou Chunfeng also wanted to provoke those beasts a little, of course, this was his little idea when he was bored.
It's a good thing Da Mao didn't know, so if you know about it, beat this guy up first, don't go crazy if you are too confident, okay?
In their longing and anticipation, Birdman appeared from behind them.
At that time, Da Mao and Lou Chunfeng were bickering and entertaining.
Lou Chunfeng said meanly: "Big Mao, tell me which one of them do you like?"
This "they" refers to grassland predators with large height differences.
Da Mao counterattacked calmly: "It's better to say that you have taken a fancy to them, seeing that your eyes are glued to them every day."
"Oh, Da Mao is jealous. I'm just observing their habits, weaknesses, and which parts are delicious!"
"Hehe, only a stupid dog will be jealous."
A gust of wind drifted through the forest, bringing Da Mao a familiar smell.
Da Mao paused and looked behind him.
Lou Chunfeng still didn't realize it: "Oh, I don't admit it, I know how many poops you are going to pull if you want to wag your tail."
The big hairy Baba patted his legs and meowed.
As soon as Lou Chunfeng turned around, the first thing he saw were two pairs of large wings, one pair of white and one pair of yellow wings. The wide wings might be two meters long.
It was only later that I noticed the human figure in the middle of the wings. It looked a bit like a half-breed, but it was a little different.The main reason is that these two people are tall and strong, more than two meters tall by visual inspection, wearing a kind of tights-like clothes, and one of them is a woman with eight-pack abs.
Lou Chunfeng squeezed out a stiff and friendly smile: "..."
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
Da Mao read from the body language of the two birdmen that they were not malicious.
Looking at my stiff little brother, I sighed, I still have to rely on me at critical moments!
A 5-year-old cat is equivalent to a 36-year-old human cat. For Lou Chunfeng, who is only 28 years old, in terms of age, there is nothing wrong with being a big brother!
Brother Big Mao walked forward slowly, squatted down, raised a front paw, and said hello in a soft voice: "Meow~~~"
However, the goose, this cute trick that has tried all kinds of things has been crushed in front of the bird man.The two birdmen just glanced at it, looking at it as if looking at a very weak little creature, completely unappreciated!
Da Mao: "..." How is that possible!How could it fail!Even if you don't come to hold my claws, you can't be calm at all!Could it be that I did not do well?No no no how possible!Relying on my cuteness skills, I once successfully asked the chef to secretly cook less-salt braised fish in a 4-star hotel.Why is this-
The female birdman spoke: "¥#%#...@&&¥**"
It's finally time for Lou Chunfeng to perform!
He shook his head and spread his hands in a daze, and awkwardly pulled at his clothes, which had been torn many times because of climbing trees every day, and then showed his admiration for the two pairs of wings.
The two birdmen looked at each other.
The male birdman came over and looked around Lou Chunfeng, while the female birdman expressed her comfort in a gentle voice.
Then the male birdman pointed to his back, and then to Lou Chunfeng's back.
Lou Chunfeng understood in seconds, took off his shirt, and turned his back.
There's nothing embarrassing about it at all, he didn't act in anything when he was doing group performances, not to mention half-naked, he had everything—oh, that time he was playing a corpse that was killed and thrown into the water, props for the protagonist to solve the case, the camera and so on Everything is fleeting.
The two birdmen looked at his back carefully, and the female birdman even touched it with her hand.
Then the two began to discuss again.
Lou Chunfeng took the opportunity to put on his clothes, and found that his silly big hair was still squatting and half-raised his paws. The whole cat was so shocked that it almost laughed out loud.Hurry up to pick up the cat and kiss it on the forehead: "Good boy, I don't blame you."
Da Mao calm down, don't blame me, it is impossible for normal human beings to be immune to cuteness!There are only two possibilities for being immune, abnormal and not human!These two wings are really human!
It instantly revived with full blood, and began to stare vigilantly at the two whispering birdmen again.
In fact, people don't whisper. To Da Mao, everything he doesn't understand is whispering.
After the two birdmen discussed for a long time, the male birdman gestured to the main pet, pointing to the sky, the ground, and the grass, but the main pet definitely didn't understand.
The two birdmen muttered for a while, and gestured again, this time Lou Chunfeng understood and told them to stay here and not move.
The female birdman took out a lump of fabric from the bag at her waist and handed it to him.
The fabric is very slippery and comfortable to touch, and it seems to be quite elastic and extremely thin.When unfolded, it was as big as a curtain.
The female birdman made a gesture of wearing a cape.
Lou Chunfeng understood in seconds that he was required to put it on and cover it up.
The two birdmen once again asked them not to leave in sign language.
Lou Chunfeng nodded.
After the birdman left.Da Mao said: "The wings are so big, they must be very fat." This is still remembering the enmity it made unilaterally just now.
Lou Chunfeng comforted: "Big Mao, don't you want to eat braised fish? Follow them and there will be a source of fire, and you can cook braised fish if you have a source of fire. Haven't you eaten enough raw meat?"
Da Mao thought about it, he had to wrong himself for the braised fish.
Lou Chunfeng took a large piece of fabric and studied it, and with the help of the grass rope he had braided into three strands, he wrapped the curtains into a super long Scottish dress.Too bad the fabric wasn't checked, and there were no stockings and matching shoes.
Don't say this silky feeling is really comfortable~
——He has already taken off all the casual clothes he was wearing before, including the beggar's clothes, and even the little underwear, because the Scottish skirt does not wear underwear!
Well, in fact, it was because the clothes were worn for too long and there was too little rain, he himself felt sick.
He waited a while holding the cat in his arms after tidying up.
Four birdmen grabbed a large piece of cloth, and a large pile of heavy objects flew over their heads and landed on the grass at the edge of the forest.
Lou Chunfeng looked at the piece of fabric, and then at his own. The color and style were all the same. After a long time, he was wearing something like a picnic cloth.
The two birdmen from before waved at him.
After Lou Chunfeng passed by, he signaled him to sit on the picnic cloth.
After walking into the building, Chunfeng discovered that the picnic cloth was full of fruits in the forest.Most of them were eaten by him recently.
The other two birdmen showed curiosity and sympathy.
Thinking about it, not having wings might be like a disability to Birdman.
The four pairs of wings were afraid of fighting, and Lou Chunfeng had to squint his eyes due to the strong wind, and Da Mao's short hair was blown into chaos.
As the four birdmen took off, Lou Chunfeng and Da Mao staggered around in a pile of fruits.When it stabilizes, you will see a large blue sky and white clouds, and there is no obstruction in your field of vision.
This feeling is definitely more exciting than flying by plane.
Da Mao tried his best to open his cat's eyes wide: "Meow~~~~" I actually went to heaven!
Lou Chunfeng also tried to open his eyes wide: "Finally we are going to get rid of the savage life!"
However, as the four birdmen accelerated, the two people in Picnic Bree had to lie down in the pile of fruits.
Nima's speed is too fast, the wind is too strong, and it's so chilly, thanks to the summer, if it's winter, they won't be frozen into ice sculptures.
Da Mao carefully climbed to Lou Chunfeng's back, spread out his body to keep him warm.
Big Mao is much bigger than before, and when spread out, it can almost cover Lou Chunfeng's entire back, which is more comfortable and heart-warming than a thermal vest.
Compared with them, the clothes of the four birdmen looked extremely thin, but in the strong wind and high altitude, they did not show a trace of cold, and the frequency of the flapping of the wings of the four was not different once, and they chatted while flying.Each of them carried a corner of the picnic cloth, and carrying such a heavy pile of fruits plus Lou Chunfeng's weight, they did not change hands during the whole process, which means that the weight may be insignificant to them.
Lou Chunfeng recalled that scientists used to study angels, assuming that when humans grow wings, the sternum must protrude by one meter to drive the wings to fly.
These four bird people clearly defy science.
—but it could be a higher science, too.
In fact, Lou Chunfeng was worried and terrified in his heart. He suddenly traveled through time, and after a month of savage life, a birdman with wings appeared.If someone with a sensitive mind would definitely not follow Birdman today, they might observe more before making tentative contact.
Not so Lou Chunfeng, he likes to gamble sometimes.This gamble is not a money gamble.For example, this time he estimated his force value and the force value of the bird man, and the closeness of the two species, and then he bet that the bird man would not harm him.
In fact, it can be regarded as a broken pot. Since ancient times, no one has died, and everyone will die sooner or later.Anyway, I am alone and have nothing to worry about.
Oh, and his cat owner.
It seems that I bet a bit too much, sweat!
He was betting big, he considered Birdman's emotions, but he didn't consider the situation at high altitude.
They fly higher and higher.
Usually safer air sports are below 3000 meters, and corresponding equipment should be equipped above that, such as oxygen masks and the like.The human body's ability to withstand atmospheric pressure is within 5000 meters.
Because the air in the sky will become thinner and thinner, the cold will intensify and other negative factors will affect it.
Lou Chunfeng didn't know whether he was at 4000 meters or 5000 meters. He felt that it was difficult to breathe, his body was constantly numb in the cold, and even the warmth of his back could not warm him, and his thinking began to become chaotic.
Am I fucking dying?
Da Mao's condition is much better than Lou Chunfeng's. After adapting to the strong wind and cold, he still wants to feel the surrounding scenery.Never been so close to the sky~~
For Lou Chunfeng, time travel is a very bad thing. When he has already guaranteed ratings, his career is still on the rise, and his future is bright, he suddenly travels to this place where no shit. understand.
But it’s not necessarily a bad thing for Da Mao. If you don’t go through its life trajectory, you will probably always be a restless cat, complaining about your own shit-shoveling officer for being irresponsible in your lifetime, and posting on Weibo when you are very old. Leave a few words of blessing, and then find a place where no one is there to die silently.
And after crossing, it can talk. This ability is simply a gift for it. There are no other people around. Understand what you want to express.
Secondly, it has grown up and its body is more powerful.It has a hunch that it will continue to grow.
Traveling brought it a new life, and life in the forest can be lived very well by instinct.
But the poop shoveler was very distressed, so he kept these joys silently in his heart.
☆、Chapter 6
The birds above their heads occasionally cast a glance at them. When Lou Chunfeng raised his head, their eyes were not very obvious, but after Lou Chunfeng fell down, their eyes were unscrupulous.
The white and yellow-winged birdmen I wanted to see at first were okay, but the gazes of the two later birdmen made Da Mao very uncomfortable.
It has seen similar eyes before, it is a man in a suit and leather shoes holding a high-end mobile phone, with the word elite written all over his body, looking at the old man who is limping and pushing a tricycle to collect broken things.
Pity and disgust, as if looking at a low-end animal.
In fact, this kind of emotion is not unfamiliar. The law of the jungle in the animal world will be more aggressive, and the human social system is more complicated, and it also expresses more implicitly.
When Da Mao was doing nothing and his mind entered a deeper level of thinking, he found that Lou Chunfeng was not in the right state, he had not moved for a long time, and his body temperature continued to drop.
Da Mao tentatively called a few times, but the shit shovel officer didn't respond.
Da Mao immediately uttered a loud cry for help, which attracted four birdmen.
Da Mao patted Lou Chunfeng's back, then jumped to the side to arch Lou Chunfeng's face, screaming a few times to see the bird man.
This kind of obvious physical behavior, even if the language is not clear, quickly let the name of the bird understand that there is something wrong with Lou Chunfeng.
They confer briefly and begin their descent.
It took a while to land because of the high altitude.
Finally they landed on the summit of a peak.
The wind here is fierce, and the two birdmen's backs are facing the wind, with their wings half-opened, instantly blocking most of the cold wind.
They turned Lou Chunfeng over and found that Lou Chunfeng had fallen into a coma, his face was pale and his lips were purple.
Da Mao whispered anxiously beside him. At this time, he regretted that he only knew how to browse Weibo and watch movies on the Internet. If he learned some medical knowledge, he would not be helpless.
The birds checked Lou Chunfeng's heartbeat, respiration, and body temperature, and after discussing again, they stuffed something like a pill into Lou Chunfeng's mouth.
Lou Chunfeng's complexion gradually improved, and his body temperature also rose a little.
The birds set off again. This time they simply connected a frame with the fruit and the rope in their pockets. Lou Chunfeng lay in this frame, and covered it with a few picnic cloths.Close the cloth pocket and fasten it.
Flying Birds again The people changed their flying methods, from a casual and semi-upright flight like an outing, to now they are flying horizontally with their whole body, and their speed is twice as fast as before.
Da Mao lay on Lou Chunfeng's body to keep him warm, fearing that his chest would be affected by his breathing, so he lay on his stomach.
Alas, the place with abs is not very comfortable, don’t worry about shit shoveling, if something happens to you, what will you do if you let me, a widowed cat, do.
Soon they landed again.
Soon other birdmen flew over, some came to pick up the fruit, and some came to pick up people.
Da Mao lay on Lou Chunfeng's belly and followed the birds all the way into their hospital.
Most of the buildings here are made of stone or wood.
Da Mao was not in the mood to collect information. He watched the birds check Lou Chunfeng, then changed into clothes and put them into a transparent instrument that looked like a crystal coffin.
In the instrument, Lou Chunfeng's expression gradually became more comfortable, his face was normal, even a little rosy, as if he was having a sweet dream.
Da Mao heaved a sigh of relief, lying on top of the instrument, where he could see Lou Chunfeng's face when he lowered his head.
The ward they were in was simply decorated.
The stone house is very spacious, with a high roof, and most of the places are arc-shaped without edges and corners.
The house looks somewhat oval.
This is probably because the wings on the back of the birdman are relatively large.
For example, this crystal coffin-like instrument can accommodate Birdman and his wings effortlessly.Lou Chunfeng lying in it looked thin and small.
In fact, from Da Mao's perspective, they are all giants, one is a big giant and the other is a small giant.
Birdman has a very good attitude towards Lou Chunfeng. Although he looked down on the weak, he was sent to the hospital for treatment as soon as possible. The doctors here did not show any discrimination. This is probably the same as human society, bound by morality and law. self.
But the doctors in the room were very interested in Lou Chunfeng's smooth back.
On the instrument in front of the doctor, there is a small figure of Lou Chunfeng made of light with a sense of science and technology, just like the multi-dimensional imaging in a science fiction blockbuster.
The villain continued to rotate slowly, turning red for a while, losing all skin for a while, and turning into a skeleton again for a while.
Da Mao suppressed his itchy paws and patiently waited for Lou Chunfeng to wake up.
It would be disrespectful if an ordinary cat would have rushed over to scratch him.
Well, the average cat will probably only rush up to catch villains, and the shrunken version of the poop-shoveling officer is simply a super luxurious toy~~
The first thing Lou Chunfeng saw when he woke up was a large white fluffy belly.Da Mao is black all over, except for the belly.The fur here is also the softest and densest. Unfortunately, Da Mao doesn't like being touched on his belly. It's okay to touch his belly twice, but if he touches it more than five times in a row, he will turn his face and scratch people.
I followed the belly to see the cat's head, and found that the cat's head was tilted to one side. Followed the cat's head and saw my own miniature figure.Just like the prop models used in medical school.
He shivered violently, and hurriedly looked at his lower body, but fortunately, the appearance was intact.
It was only then that I found myself in a container similar to a crystal coffin, and after a little panic, I found out that it was a healing instrument.Moreover, it was very comfortable to lie down, and the soft cushion underneath gave him the urge to not want to get up after sleeping in the tree house for a month.
Seeing that he was awake, the doctor went over to inquire.
After knowing the language barrier, he turned around and called.
Let’s just call it a phone. A necklace hanging around the neck is only a few centimeters in size. When it is unfolded, it forms a triangular plane frame. The center lights up to form a screen with text appearing on it.
The doctor found that he could see this side, so he deliberately turned around halfway, so that the light screen was facing away from him, and the back of the light screen was blank.
Lou Chunfeng had no choice but to turn his head and saw Da Mao's white belly.He touched Da Mao's belly through the transparent cover of the instrument.
Da Mao looked at his movements and thought, should I cooperate with him in purring?
Two seconds later, it purred. The excrement shoveler just woke up, so let him be happy for a while.
Soon two other birdmen came in, dressed slightly differently, one with red wings and one with light blue wings.
They held a helmet-shaped thing in their hands, especially like the instruments that Frankenstein put on the heads of experimental subjects for human experiments.
They came to the crystal coffin, smiled friendly, and then the light blue-winged birdman put his helmet on his head, pointed to his mouth, then pointed to his ears, and then talked to Red Wing, who nodded to show he listened Understand.
Lou Chunfeng also nodded to express his understanding. It is estimated that this is probably a translator.
Lou Chunfeng patted the lid of the crystal coffin, expressing that he wanted to come out.
The light blue-winged birdman shook his head, and then acted out that he had difficulty breathing and fainted.
Put the helmet in through one end of the crystal coffin, and Lou Chunfeng put it on awkwardly. The thing covered all the eyes, and the vision was completely dark. After waiting for a few seconds, I wondered, if the thing didn't respond, do I still need to switch it?
The field of vision brightened again.
He found himself in a strange place, a blank room with soft light on the walls, and nothing else, not even a chair.
Just as Lou Chunfeng thought about it, a chair suddenly appeared in his vision.There are not only chairs, but also tables, tea tables, and sofas——
It's all about his home.
Lou Chunfeng was full of doubts with fear, and fear with excitement. His brain was running at high speed, cabinets, wall wallpapers, TV series, refrigerators, fitness equipment, cat litter boxes, cat litters, kitchens——
He put aside these simple things, he imagined a dragon, a long dragon with 3D texture gold——
Uh, it looks so fake, is this the limit of my imagination?
No, soon the skin scales on the dragon gradually become real and plump. Human imagination may have an end, but they can be replaced. I have never seen the scales of a dragon. When I have seen the scales of an arowana, they are enlarged and thickened. Work out some details, that's right, to be full of texture, I want to imagine a real dragon——
A red light lights up on the helmet.
Da Mao saw the two birdmen beside him rolling their eyes in unison.
The red-winged birdman took out the helmet through one end of the crystal coffin.
Da Mao saw Lou Chunfeng, fell asleep again, and was still smiling.
Could it be that this thing that looks like a motorcycle helmet is a dream machine?
The two birdmen frowned and discussed for a while, then looked at Da Mao.
Da Mao: "..." Look at me, even if I can speak, I can't speak your language.
The light blue-winged birdman adjusted his helmet, watching it shrink several sizes.
Birdman gestured to his head with the helmet, and then slowly approached with the helmet up, for fear of scaring Da Mao away.
Who is Da Mao? There is an unreliable actor who is a shit shoveler. How can such a small battle scare him!
Tilting his head, he took the initiative to put on the helmet.
After five seconds, it exploded, and it saw the shit-shoveling officer with cat ears and cat tail dancing pole dancing!
Is this a sweet dream?
No, this is not beautiful, is it?
Da Mao is full of thoughts, the scene in the house is constantly changing, the shit shoveler disappeared, and the familiar cat nest, tall room, and the super-large, luxurious and shiny art chandelier that he has always wanted to jump on have appeared.Ooooh, is this a dream come true helmet?Can it be achieved without a magic lamp?
Suddenly, the empty room became blank again, and a voice came to mind:
"Hello, don't be nervous. Your companion has consumed too much energy just now and is sleeping now. Can you understand me?"
Da Mao: "...Yes."
It turns out that this is not a dream, is this a translation machine?
Da Mao said he was not very happy.
The voice said: "Don't be afraid, little guy, this is a small convenience of holographic technology. You feel that I am talking. In fact, we are communicating in consciousness, and we have not really formed a language. This is a means of transformation... It is troublesome to explain , would you like to tell me what happened to you and your companion?"
Da Mao was a little excited, he liked the word "companion".Although its family status is that of the master, its social status is that of a pet.The word companion puts it on the same level as Lou Chunfeng.
☆、Chapter 7
Da Mao thought for a while and said: "We are in the forest, we have nothing to eat, so I will hunt for him, and he will make a tree house."
The voice said: "Can you be more specific? For example, when did you arrive in the forest, what happened before, if it is convenient, can you tell me how your companion lost his wings? I know it is a bit difficult, but believe me, we are for him Well, only by knowing everything can we find a solution."
Da Mao: "You mean he is still ill? I think his face is quite ruddy."
"No, he was in a coma before because he was not used to high altitudes. I guess it has something to do with the loss of his wings. You may not know that his genes are mutating. First of all, his genes for wings are completely gone, and the other genes are also there. Constantly changing, and I think he must have changed in appearance during this time. It is impossible to judge whether this change is good or bad."
Da Mao doesn't understand this topic involving genes at all. Even if it becomes a sperm, it is only five years old. Leaving aside the year of underage, the knowledge that even a human being can touch and remember after four years of adulthood is limited.
It knows that people have genes.
Da Mao pondered for a while: "He has grown taller recently."
"Is this the only change?"
Da Mao tried hard to think back, it seemed that besides growing tall, Lou Chunfeng was still that irresponsible, stupid shit shoveler who couldn't hunt.Why do you say idiot, because in its eyes, those who can't hunt and can only eat dead are idiots, and only those who are capable can eat alive.Although it also knows that this is the difference in the way of life between humans and animals, but occasionally it can't help but secretly despise it in its heart.
Da Mao said, "That's all."
"Okay, let's wait for him to wake up and ask him himself."
The helmet was taken off, and the miraculous scene disappeared in an instant. Da Mao was slightly stunned. When he came back to his senses, he found that the two birdmen were very close, and they seemed to be checking the data on the crystal coffin instrument.
Emmmmmmmm…
Da Mao restrained, restrained, restrained again, still could not restrain it, it extended its evil claws to the nearest wing——
The red-winged birdman looked at the furry claws protruding from his wings: "..."
Da Mao retracted his paws in shame, it was really just a conditioned reflex, a conditioned reflex.
After Lou Chunfeng woke up, he put on the helmet to communicate for the second time. The red-winged birdman first cut off the representational function in the space, preventing Lou Chunfeng from consuming mental power.
Birdman is very curious about what happened to Lou Chunfeng, and at the same time deeply sympathizes with him for losing his wings.
At this time, Lou Chunfeng's ability to perform on the spot will be tested.
He first told how he grew up on the ground with his partner Da Mao, and was born without wings, so he didn't know their language.He expresses slowly and seldom speaks, this is because the more he speaks, the easier it is to mix up the truth and the false.It's like dealing with the media. Don't fight back head-on unless you are strong enough to counter the media.
Lou Chunfeng said that these things do not stand up to scrutiny. For example, he was still wearing his own clothes when he first put on Birdman.
But here is the difference in Birdman's world.
The two birdmen gave Lou Chunfeng a simple science popularization. The star field they live in is called Lansui. This pronunciation is of course a transliteration by Lou Chunfeng. They are Lansui people with wings.The planet they are currently on is Kedu Star, a subsidiary star of Lan Sui's main star.
300 years ago, the Lansui star field experienced an almost extinct interstellar war, and all the planets in the star field were destroyed to varying degrees.
This war was extremely tragic. The two Lansui people mentioned the extent of the tragedy, emphasizing the importance that Lansui attaches to population. Lansui people have a long development, and they are just an egg after birth.The incubation time is generally within one year. If the conditions are insufficient, the eggs will enter a dormant state of self-protection, and will not hatch until the conditions are sufficient.
They speculated that Lou Chunfeng was an unhatched egg in the war that did not hatch until a few years or decades ago.
In the more than 300 years after the war, they have successively received and found thousands of unhatched or hatched war orphans.One of the reasons is also that during the war, the Lanzui will put eggs or young in hidden places to hide.Furthermore, the damage to Star Kedu was not the worst.
However, due to some radiation weapons in the war, many cubs and eggs have undergone different mutations.
Although Lou Chunfeng's mutation has never occurred before, it can be inferred that it is a kind of radiation mutation.
Even Lou Chunfeng himself almost believed this.
He silently wiped away the sweat in his heart, so that he would have a normal account.
When Lou Chunfeng was happy that he had finally escaped from the life of a savage and was about to see Lan Sui, a magical world living in the sky, the two Lan Sui people regretfully told him that there was no cure for his mutation because there was no precedent for it.With Lou Chunfeng's current body, he couldn't survive in Lansui's city.
Then the doctor who had been acting dumb came over and said a lot of professional terms. Lou Chunfeng listened in a cloud, and he summed it up in one sentence: For various reasons, if he wants to stay here, he can only lie in the crystal coffin, otherwise They will soon fall into a hypoxic coma and die in severe cases.
This is actually conceivable. Before he fell into a coma on the way here, he guessed that the altitude had exceeded the limit that the human body could bear.It is impossible for him to live at such a height.
But it was so easy to get rid of the savage, and Que wanted to go back to be a savage.
This gap is too unacceptable.
The two birdmen left first with their helmets on, giving Lou Chunfeng a quiet time.
Looking at the primitive and rough ceiling in the ward, Lou Chunfeng didn't know how to relieve the depression in his heart.
Da Mao didn't know what happened, but of course he could see Lou Chunfeng's sadness.
It sees the doctor, has been brushing its own necklace, showing a weird smile from time to time.
Afraid of reaching the end of the crystal coffin, it opened the entrance and sneaked in quietly.
The crystal coffin is still very spacious for Lou Chunfeng, and there is still a lot of room for getting into a big hair.
Da Mao got into Lou Chunfeng's arms and whispered: "I will be with you, do you want to kiss? I can let you kiss my paw pad."
In Da Mao's cognition, companionship is the best it can give.
"want."
Lou Chunfeng hugged Da Mao, kissed its paw pads, and then kissed its head.
No matter what happens, he still has another life to accompany him, and it's not like he hasn't experienced the time when he only ate one meal a day.What's more, since he already has a household registration, even if he reaches the ground, the birdman will always give him something to live on.To have a few sets of clothes for him to change and wash is already much better than before.
After a while, two Lan Sui people came over again.
Lou Chunfeng accepted the choice of returning to the ground.
The Red Wing said: "The area where you found you happened to be the Yuetu Forest. The fruits of the trees in the forest, including small animals, all contain a special toxin. This toxin is fatal to other animals and plants, but to Lan Sui's Cubs have nutrients that promote development. We helped you apply for a position—Yuetu Forest Ranger.”
Lou Chunfeng broke out in a cold sweat when he heard this, no wonder all those oversized animals went into the forest.Fortunately, this toxin didn't work on him either. Da Mao and him suddenly grew taller, maybe it was the effect of this nutrient.
Red Wing continued: "There will be pickers who will bring you supplies every month, and you can use your monthly salary to ask the pickers to help you buy them."
Lou Chunfeng asked: "Then what do I need to do?"
Red Wing was silent for a while: "Actually, there were no forest rangers before.
Da Mao was instantly excited.
The birds sometimes swooped down and sometimes circled in the sky, driving away the herbivores on the ground.
Obviously their body and wings are much worse than the animals on the ground, but those herbivores just ran away in fear.
Even nearby predators watch from a distance.
Driven by the birdman, a large open space was vacated on the grassland.
The two birdmen fell down and were instantly submerged in the grass.
But it was soon discovered that a large piece of green grass had fallen, and its mowing efficiency was many times higher than that of Lou Chunfeng.
As the grass fell around the birdman, Da Mao also saw the tool they used, which was a long and thin blade like a rope. The two of them held one end, and then they bent down and moved forward quickly. The blade did not touch the grass. The exception was cut off in an instant.
Da Mao blinked, and thought about the feasibility of disguising his little brother as a birdman, so that Lou Chunfeng would not have to worry about being unable to take a bath, brush his teeth, change clothes, his underwear was about to be torn, his shoes were going to leak, his nails grew long, and he couldn't shave, etc. wait.
To say that humans are trouble.
The birdmen put away their blades after cutting a swath of grass.
Da Mao swore that the blade was rolled up like a ball of wool and stuffed into their waist bags.
Then they took out long ropes and bundled and connected the grass like strings.
In the end, the two of them flew away with a bunch of long grass.
During this period, none of the predators dared to approach, and the nearby predators all showed signs of fear and alertness.
So this kind of bird is the creature at the top of the food chain in this place?
Looking at a large piece of empty grass, let alone it looks like a crop circle.
Da Mao stretched his waist and hurried back to report to Lou Chunfeng.
Lou Chunfeng was puzzled: "Birdman?"
This was completely beyond his expectations.After coming here for so many days, he certainly thought about whether there are primitive people here, and if there are, they are in the form of humanoid animals, or they can transform.In this place where there is no TV, no WiFi, and it is not uncommon to watch drama cats, I can only let my mind leap and do less entertainment.
I didn't expect that there were primitive people here, and what I didn't expect was that the other party was actually a birdman with wings.
Through Da Mao's description, he infers that these primitive science and technology may not be low, but they are not too high.The sharp blade like a ball of thread represents a certain level of scientific production.
This is good news for Lou Chunfeng, the difference in technology is not that big, and it will be easier to disguise.It can be said that he was born without wings, was abandoned by his parents in the forest, grew up with cats, and never went out of the forest.
Well, if this is the case, you have to be a little dumb. It is impossible for a person who does not know outside information to show shrewdness and calmness. He must show surprise, shock, or unacceptable emotions about the unexpected things in the forest.
Also add some pleasing character designs, showing moderate admiration for the wings of the birdman...
Unknowingly, Lou Chunfeng created a role for himself.
In Da Maoyan's eyes, he just stood still and kept his eyes straight, his eyes didn't meet at all, and his expression changed every now and then.
Hehe, it's time to get into the drama again.
So he is simply an unqualified shit shovel officer.Which shit shoveler will suddenly froze and lose his mind when the cat owner combs its fur, and sometimes it will play with it like a snake.
Especially in bitter dramas, listening to him reciting horrible and nasty lines, Da Mao is always lifeless.
Forget it, this shit shoveler is hopeless.
Da Mao took two bites of the fruit.
This fruit tastes very fragrant, and it is not too big, it is as big as a melon.It is the fruit it likes to eat most in this forest.
After eating one, the shit-shoveling officer hasn't played yet, and another one, after eating, the shit-shoveling officer not only didn't play, but started acting there by himself.
Considering the language barrier, Lou Chunfeng simply set himself as unable to speak, so he acted in pantomime.In his script, he wanted to meet the birdman who came to mow the grass, and the birdman brought him into the kingdom of the birdman. In this magical world, he not only had a godfather, a godmother, but also a lover. The contrast is cute.But he was looked down upon by other birdmen——
Da Mao: "..."
I often have the urge to scratch the shit shoveler to death, and I don't think it's my fault at all.
Impatiently, Da Mao went down and caught a prey, and the blood that was intentionally gnawed came up, and he threw it beside Lou Chunfeng.
When Lou Chunfeng came out with a character, he was taken aback by this bloody thing that must be mosaiced.
Lou Chunfeng was just about to reprimand him when he found Da Mao squinting at him.
He smiled embarrassingly: "Then what, isn't this rather boring, I went in accidentally."
Da Mao mocked: "Hehe."
Lou Chunfeng performed the grooming method, and it took a long meal to coax the cat owner back.
For Lou Chunfeng, brushing his teeth, taking a shower, shaving his beard and changing clothes are all secondary, the most important thing is that he is expected to eat cooked food.
After eating all kinds of fruits for almost a month, the birds are about to fade out of their mouths.
Da Mao has only dared to drink blood from the prey he fed to him many times. At first, it was to replenish water, and later it was to replenish the needs of the body.
Lou Chunfeng became more courageous, squatting at the edge of the forest every day with high spirits, and even built a simple nest on a tree at the edge.
In other words, the forest and Da Mao created a safe life for him, which made him more and more courageous.Moreover, man's adaptability is astonishing. At first he was afraid of ferocious beasts, and seeing the scenes of those predators hunting was so frightening that he had nightmares.But after a few days, he regarded these as human beings and nature.
Da Mao still maintains this vigilance, not even daring to go far when hunting, always looking at his little brother, afraid that he will get excited and run to take a photo with the beasts.
And the beasts around him have noticed him.
Whenever the wind blows from the forest, the smell it brings will make the beasts smell it a few times.Humans are very complex creatures, some of them are weak and some are strong, and their minds are very good, that is because of this, without a hard appearance, and without attacking claws and teeth, they become the masters of the earth, wisdom A living thing is one that cannot be identified by smell alone.
The ferocious beasts didn't know this, they judged from the smell that this new smell was also a weak creature not worth guarding against.
Therefore, although Lou Chunfeng is at the edge of the forest, he is still safe.
☆、Chapter 5
After many days, the smell belonging to the two birdmen has long since dissipated.Lou Chunfeng still waited persistently. After all, the grassland has a good view and his mood can be broadened.
In fact, Lou Chunfeng also wanted to provoke those beasts a little, of course, this was his little idea when he was bored.
It's a good thing Da Mao didn't know, so if you know about it, beat this guy up first, don't go crazy if you are too confident, okay?
In their longing and anticipation, Birdman appeared from behind them.
At that time, Da Mao and Lou Chunfeng were bickering and entertaining.
Lou Chunfeng said meanly: "Big Mao, tell me which one of them do you like?"
This "they" refers to grassland predators with large height differences.
Da Mao counterattacked calmly: "It's better to say that you have taken a fancy to them, seeing that your eyes are glued to them every day."
"Oh, Da Mao is jealous. I'm just observing their habits, weaknesses, and which parts are delicious!"
"Hehe, only a stupid dog will be jealous."
A gust of wind drifted through the forest, bringing Da Mao a familiar smell.
Da Mao paused and looked behind him.
Lou Chunfeng still didn't realize it: "Oh, I don't admit it, I know how many poops you are going to pull if you want to wag your tail."
The big hairy Baba patted his legs and meowed.
As soon as Lou Chunfeng turned around, the first thing he saw were two pairs of large wings, one pair of white and one pair of yellow wings. The wide wings might be two meters long.
It was only later that I noticed the human figure in the middle of the wings. It looked a bit like a half-breed, but it was a little different.The main reason is that these two people are tall and strong, more than two meters tall by visual inspection, wearing a kind of tights-like clothes, and one of them is a woman with eight-pack abs.
Lou Chunfeng squeezed out a stiff and friendly smile: "..."
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
Da Mao read from the body language of the two birdmen that they were not malicious.
Looking at my stiff little brother, I sighed, I still have to rely on me at critical moments!
A 5-year-old cat is equivalent to a 36-year-old human cat. For Lou Chunfeng, who is only 28 years old, in terms of age, there is nothing wrong with being a big brother!
Brother Big Mao walked forward slowly, squatted down, raised a front paw, and said hello in a soft voice: "Meow~~~"
However, the goose, this cute trick that has tried all kinds of things has been crushed in front of the bird man.The two birdmen just glanced at it, looking at it as if looking at a very weak little creature, completely unappreciated!
Da Mao: "..." How is that possible!How could it fail!Even if you don't come to hold my claws, you can't be calm at all!Could it be that I did not do well?No no no how possible!Relying on my cuteness skills, I once successfully asked the chef to secretly cook less-salt braised fish in a 4-star hotel.Why is this-
The female birdman spoke: "¥#%#...@&&¥**"
It's finally time for Lou Chunfeng to perform!
He shook his head and spread his hands in a daze, and awkwardly pulled at his clothes, which had been torn many times because of climbing trees every day, and then showed his admiration for the two pairs of wings.
The two birdmen looked at each other.
The male birdman came over and looked around Lou Chunfeng, while the female birdman expressed her comfort in a gentle voice.
Then the male birdman pointed to his back, and then to Lou Chunfeng's back.
Lou Chunfeng understood in seconds, took off his shirt, and turned his back.
There's nothing embarrassing about it at all, he didn't act in anything when he was doing group performances, not to mention half-naked, he had everything—oh, that time he was playing a corpse that was killed and thrown into the water, props for the protagonist to solve the case, the camera and so on Everything is fleeting.
The two birdmen looked at his back carefully, and the female birdman even touched it with her hand.
Then the two began to discuss again.
Lou Chunfeng took the opportunity to put on his clothes, and found that his silly big hair was still squatting and half-raised his paws. The whole cat was so shocked that it almost laughed out loud.Hurry up to pick up the cat and kiss it on the forehead: "Good boy, I don't blame you."
Da Mao calm down, don't blame me, it is impossible for normal human beings to be immune to cuteness!There are only two possibilities for being immune, abnormal and not human!These two wings are really human!
It instantly revived with full blood, and began to stare vigilantly at the two whispering birdmen again.
In fact, people don't whisper. To Da Mao, everything he doesn't understand is whispering.
After the two birdmen discussed for a long time, the male birdman gestured to the main pet, pointing to the sky, the ground, and the grass, but the main pet definitely didn't understand.
The two birdmen muttered for a while, and gestured again, this time Lou Chunfeng understood and told them to stay here and not move.
The female birdman took out a lump of fabric from the bag at her waist and handed it to him.
The fabric is very slippery and comfortable to touch, and it seems to be quite elastic and extremely thin.When unfolded, it was as big as a curtain.
The female birdman made a gesture of wearing a cape.
Lou Chunfeng understood in seconds that he was required to put it on and cover it up.
The two birdmen once again asked them not to leave in sign language.
Lou Chunfeng nodded.
After the birdman left.Da Mao said: "The wings are so big, they must be very fat." This is still remembering the enmity it made unilaterally just now.
Lou Chunfeng comforted: "Big Mao, don't you want to eat braised fish? Follow them and there will be a source of fire, and you can cook braised fish if you have a source of fire. Haven't you eaten enough raw meat?"
Da Mao thought about it, he had to wrong himself for the braised fish.
Lou Chunfeng took a large piece of fabric and studied it, and with the help of the grass rope he had braided into three strands, he wrapped the curtains into a super long Scottish dress.Too bad the fabric wasn't checked, and there were no stockings and matching shoes.
Don't say this silky feeling is really comfortable~
——He has already taken off all the casual clothes he was wearing before, including the beggar's clothes, and even the little underwear, because the Scottish skirt does not wear underwear!
Well, in fact, it was because the clothes were worn for too long and there was too little rain, he himself felt sick.
He waited a while holding the cat in his arms after tidying up.
Four birdmen grabbed a large piece of cloth, and a large pile of heavy objects flew over their heads and landed on the grass at the edge of the forest.
Lou Chunfeng looked at the piece of fabric, and then at his own. The color and style were all the same. After a long time, he was wearing something like a picnic cloth.
The two birdmen from before waved at him.
After Lou Chunfeng passed by, he signaled him to sit on the picnic cloth.
After walking into the building, Chunfeng discovered that the picnic cloth was full of fruits in the forest.Most of them were eaten by him recently.
The other two birdmen showed curiosity and sympathy.
Thinking about it, not having wings might be like a disability to Birdman.
The four pairs of wings were afraid of fighting, and Lou Chunfeng had to squint his eyes due to the strong wind, and Da Mao's short hair was blown into chaos.
As the four birdmen took off, Lou Chunfeng and Da Mao staggered around in a pile of fruits.When it stabilizes, you will see a large blue sky and white clouds, and there is no obstruction in your field of vision.
This feeling is definitely more exciting than flying by plane.
Da Mao tried his best to open his cat's eyes wide: "Meow~~~~" I actually went to heaven!
Lou Chunfeng also tried to open his eyes wide: "Finally we are going to get rid of the savage life!"
However, as the four birdmen accelerated, the two people in Picnic Bree had to lie down in the pile of fruits.
Nima's speed is too fast, the wind is too strong, and it's so chilly, thanks to the summer, if it's winter, they won't be frozen into ice sculptures.
Da Mao carefully climbed to Lou Chunfeng's back, spread out his body to keep him warm.
Big Mao is much bigger than before, and when spread out, it can almost cover Lou Chunfeng's entire back, which is more comfortable and heart-warming than a thermal vest.
Compared with them, the clothes of the four birdmen looked extremely thin, but in the strong wind and high altitude, they did not show a trace of cold, and the frequency of the flapping of the wings of the four was not different once, and they chatted while flying.Each of them carried a corner of the picnic cloth, and carrying such a heavy pile of fruits plus Lou Chunfeng's weight, they did not change hands during the whole process, which means that the weight may be insignificant to them.
Lou Chunfeng recalled that scientists used to study angels, assuming that when humans grow wings, the sternum must protrude by one meter to drive the wings to fly.
These four bird people clearly defy science.
—but it could be a higher science, too.
In fact, Lou Chunfeng was worried and terrified in his heart. He suddenly traveled through time, and after a month of savage life, a birdman with wings appeared.If someone with a sensitive mind would definitely not follow Birdman today, they might observe more before making tentative contact.
Not so Lou Chunfeng, he likes to gamble sometimes.This gamble is not a money gamble.For example, this time he estimated his force value and the force value of the bird man, and the closeness of the two species, and then he bet that the bird man would not harm him.
In fact, it can be regarded as a broken pot. Since ancient times, no one has died, and everyone will die sooner or later.Anyway, I am alone and have nothing to worry about.
Oh, and his cat owner.
It seems that I bet a bit too much, sweat!
He was betting big, he considered Birdman's emotions, but he didn't consider the situation at high altitude.
They fly higher and higher.
Usually safer air sports are below 3000 meters, and corresponding equipment should be equipped above that, such as oxygen masks and the like.The human body's ability to withstand atmospheric pressure is within 5000 meters.
Because the air in the sky will become thinner and thinner, the cold will intensify and other negative factors will affect it.
Lou Chunfeng didn't know whether he was at 4000 meters or 5000 meters. He felt that it was difficult to breathe, his body was constantly numb in the cold, and even the warmth of his back could not warm him, and his thinking began to become chaotic.
Am I fucking dying?
Da Mao's condition is much better than Lou Chunfeng's. After adapting to the strong wind and cold, he still wants to feel the surrounding scenery.Never been so close to the sky~~
For Lou Chunfeng, time travel is a very bad thing. When he has already guaranteed ratings, his career is still on the rise, and his future is bright, he suddenly travels to this place where no shit. understand.
But it’s not necessarily a bad thing for Da Mao. If you don’t go through its life trajectory, you will probably always be a restless cat, complaining about your own shit-shoveling officer for being irresponsible in your lifetime, and posting on Weibo when you are very old. Leave a few words of blessing, and then find a place where no one is there to die silently.
And after crossing, it can talk. This ability is simply a gift for it. There are no other people around. Understand what you want to express.
Secondly, it has grown up and its body is more powerful.It has a hunch that it will continue to grow.
Traveling brought it a new life, and life in the forest can be lived very well by instinct.
But the poop shoveler was very distressed, so he kept these joys silently in his heart.
☆、Chapter 6
The birds above their heads occasionally cast a glance at them. When Lou Chunfeng raised his head, their eyes were not very obvious, but after Lou Chunfeng fell down, their eyes were unscrupulous.
The white and yellow-winged birdmen I wanted to see at first were okay, but the gazes of the two later birdmen made Da Mao very uncomfortable.
It has seen similar eyes before, it is a man in a suit and leather shoes holding a high-end mobile phone, with the word elite written all over his body, looking at the old man who is limping and pushing a tricycle to collect broken things.
Pity and disgust, as if looking at a low-end animal.
In fact, this kind of emotion is not unfamiliar. The law of the jungle in the animal world will be more aggressive, and the human social system is more complicated, and it also expresses more implicitly.
When Da Mao was doing nothing and his mind entered a deeper level of thinking, he found that Lou Chunfeng was not in the right state, he had not moved for a long time, and his body temperature continued to drop.
Da Mao tentatively called a few times, but the shit shovel officer didn't respond.
Da Mao immediately uttered a loud cry for help, which attracted four birdmen.
Da Mao patted Lou Chunfeng's back, then jumped to the side to arch Lou Chunfeng's face, screaming a few times to see the bird man.
This kind of obvious physical behavior, even if the language is not clear, quickly let the name of the bird understand that there is something wrong with Lou Chunfeng.
They confer briefly and begin their descent.
It took a while to land because of the high altitude.
Finally they landed on the summit of a peak.
The wind here is fierce, and the two birdmen's backs are facing the wind, with their wings half-opened, instantly blocking most of the cold wind.
They turned Lou Chunfeng over and found that Lou Chunfeng had fallen into a coma, his face was pale and his lips were purple.
Da Mao whispered anxiously beside him. At this time, he regretted that he only knew how to browse Weibo and watch movies on the Internet. If he learned some medical knowledge, he would not be helpless.
The birds checked Lou Chunfeng's heartbeat, respiration, and body temperature, and after discussing again, they stuffed something like a pill into Lou Chunfeng's mouth.
Lou Chunfeng's complexion gradually improved, and his body temperature also rose a little.
The birds set off again. This time they simply connected a frame with the fruit and the rope in their pockets. Lou Chunfeng lay in this frame, and covered it with a few picnic cloths.Close the cloth pocket and fasten it.
Flying Birds again The people changed their flying methods, from a casual and semi-upright flight like an outing, to now they are flying horizontally with their whole body, and their speed is twice as fast as before.
Da Mao lay on Lou Chunfeng's body to keep him warm, fearing that his chest would be affected by his breathing, so he lay on his stomach.
Alas, the place with abs is not very comfortable, don’t worry about shit shoveling, if something happens to you, what will you do if you let me, a widowed cat, do.
Soon they landed again.
Soon other birdmen flew over, some came to pick up the fruit, and some came to pick up people.
Da Mao lay on Lou Chunfeng's belly and followed the birds all the way into their hospital.
Most of the buildings here are made of stone or wood.
Da Mao was not in the mood to collect information. He watched the birds check Lou Chunfeng, then changed into clothes and put them into a transparent instrument that looked like a crystal coffin.
In the instrument, Lou Chunfeng's expression gradually became more comfortable, his face was normal, even a little rosy, as if he was having a sweet dream.
Da Mao heaved a sigh of relief, lying on top of the instrument, where he could see Lou Chunfeng's face when he lowered his head.
The ward they were in was simply decorated.
The stone house is very spacious, with a high roof, and most of the places are arc-shaped without edges and corners.
The house looks somewhat oval.
This is probably because the wings on the back of the birdman are relatively large.
For example, this crystal coffin-like instrument can accommodate Birdman and his wings effortlessly.Lou Chunfeng lying in it looked thin and small.
In fact, from Da Mao's perspective, they are all giants, one is a big giant and the other is a small giant.
Birdman has a very good attitude towards Lou Chunfeng. Although he looked down on the weak, he was sent to the hospital for treatment as soon as possible. The doctors here did not show any discrimination. This is probably the same as human society, bound by morality and law. self.
But the doctors in the room were very interested in Lou Chunfeng's smooth back.
On the instrument in front of the doctor, there is a small figure of Lou Chunfeng made of light with a sense of science and technology, just like the multi-dimensional imaging in a science fiction blockbuster.
The villain continued to rotate slowly, turning red for a while, losing all skin for a while, and turning into a skeleton again for a while.
Da Mao suppressed his itchy paws and patiently waited for Lou Chunfeng to wake up.
It would be disrespectful if an ordinary cat would have rushed over to scratch him.
Well, the average cat will probably only rush up to catch villains, and the shrunken version of the poop-shoveling officer is simply a super luxurious toy~~
The first thing Lou Chunfeng saw when he woke up was a large white fluffy belly.Da Mao is black all over, except for the belly.The fur here is also the softest and densest. Unfortunately, Da Mao doesn't like being touched on his belly. It's okay to touch his belly twice, but if he touches it more than five times in a row, he will turn his face and scratch people.
I followed the belly to see the cat's head, and found that the cat's head was tilted to one side. Followed the cat's head and saw my own miniature figure.Just like the prop models used in medical school.
He shivered violently, and hurriedly looked at his lower body, but fortunately, the appearance was intact.
It was only then that I found myself in a container similar to a crystal coffin, and after a little panic, I found out that it was a healing instrument.Moreover, it was very comfortable to lie down, and the soft cushion underneath gave him the urge to not want to get up after sleeping in the tree house for a month.
Seeing that he was awake, the doctor went over to inquire.
After knowing the language barrier, he turned around and called.
Let’s just call it a phone. A necklace hanging around the neck is only a few centimeters in size. When it is unfolded, it forms a triangular plane frame. The center lights up to form a screen with text appearing on it.
The doctor found that he could see this side, so he deliberately turned around halfway, so that the light screen was facing away from him, and the back of the light screen was blank.
Lou Chunfeng had no choice but to turn his head and saw Da Mao's white belly.He touched Da Mao's belly through the transparent cover of the instrument.
Da Mao looked at his movements and thought, should I cooperate with him in purring?
Two seconds later, it purred. The excrement shoveler just woke up, so let him be happy for a while.
Soon two other birdmen came in, dressed slightly differently, one with red wings and one with light blue wings.
They held a helmet-shaped thing in their hands, especially like the instruments that Frankenstein put on the heads of experimental subjects for human experiments.
They came to the crystal coffin, smiled friendly, and then the light blue-winged birdman put his helmet on his head, pointed to his mouth, then pointed to his ears, and then talked to Red Wing, who nodded to show he listened Understand.
Lou Chunfeng also nodded to express his understanding. It is estimated that this is probably a translator.
Lou Chunfeng patted the lid of the crystal coffin, expressing that he wanted to come out.
The light blue-winged birdman shook his head, and then acted out that he had difficulty breathing and fainted.
Put the helmet in through one end of the crystal coffin, and Lou Chunfeng put it on awkwardly. The thing covered all the eyes, and the vision was completely dark. After waiting for a few seconds, I wondered, if the thing didn't respond, do I still need to switch it?
The field of vision brightened again.
He found himself in a strange place, a blank room with soft light on the walls, and nothing else, not even a chair.
Just as Lou Chunfeng thought about it, a chair suddenly appeared in his vision.There are not only chairs, but also tables, tea tables, and sofas——
It's all about his home.
Lou Chunfeng was full of doubts with fear, and fear with excitement. His brain was running at high speed, cabinets, wall wallpapers, TV series, refrigerators, fitness equipment, cat litter boxes, cat litters, kitchens——
He put aside these simple things, he imagined a dragon, a long dragon with 3D texture gold——
Uh, it looks so fake, is this the limit of my imagination?
No, soon the skin scales on the dragon gradually become real and plump. Human imagination may have an end, but they can be replaced. I have never seen the scales of a dragon. When I have seen the scales of an arowana, they are enlarged and thickened. Work out some details, that's right, to be full of texture, I want to imagine a real dragon——
A red light lights up on the helmet.
Da Mao saw the two birdmen beside him rolling their eyes in unison.
The red-winged birdman took out the helmet through one end of the crystal coffin.
Da Mao saw Lou Chunfeng, fell asleep again, and was still smiling.
Could it be that this thing that looks like a motorcycle helmet is a dream machine?
The two birdmen frowned and discussed for a while, then looked at Da Mao.
Da Mao: "..." Look at me, even if I can speak, I can't speak your language.
The light blue-winged birdman adjusted his helmet, watching it shrink several sizes.
Birdman gestured to his head with the helmet, and then slowly approached with the helmet up, for fear of scaring Da Mao away.
Who is Da Mao? There is an unreliable actor who is a shit shoveler. How can such a small battle scare him!
Tilting his head, he took the initiative to put on the helmet.
After five seconds, it exploded, and it saw the shit-shoveling officer with cat ears and cat tail dancing pole dancing!
Is this a sweet dream?
No, this is not beautiful, is it?
Da Mao is full of thoughts, the scene in the house is constantly changing, the shit shoveler disappeared, and the familiar cat nest, tall room, and the super-large, luxurious and shiny art chandelier that he has always wanted to jump on have appeared.Ooooh, is this a dream come true helmet?Can it be achieved without a magic lamp?
Suddenly, the empty room became blank again, and a voice came to mind:
"Hello, don't be nervous. Your companion has consumed too much energy just now and is sleeping now. Can you understand me?"
Da Mao: "...Yes."
It turns out that this is not a dream, is this a translation machine?
Da Mao said he was not very happy.
The voice said: "Don't be afraid, little guy, this is a small convenience of holographic technology. You feel that I am talking. In fact, we are communicating in consciousness, and we have not really formed a language. This is a means of transformation... It is troublesome to explain , would you like to tell me what happened to you and your companion?"
Da Mao was a little excited, he liked the word "companion".Although its family status is that of the master, its social status is that of a pet.The word companion puts it on the same level as Lou Chunfeng.
☆、Chapter 7
Da Mao thought for a while and said: "We are in the forest, we have nothing to eat, so I will hunt for him, and he will make a tree house."
The voice said: "Can you be more specific? For example, when did you arrive in the forest, what happened before, if it is convenient, can you tell me how your companion lost his wings? I know it is a bit difficult, but believe me, we are for him Well, only by knowing everything can we find a solution."
Da Mao: "You mean he is still ill? I think his face is quite ruddy."
"No, he was in a coma before because he was not used to high altitudes. I guess it has something to do with the loss of his wings. You may not know that his genes are mutating. First of all, his genes for wings are completely gone, and the other genes are also there. Constantly changing, and I think he must have changed in appearance during this time. It is impossible to judge whether this change is good or bad."
Da Mao doesn't understand this topic involving genes at all. Even if it becomes a sperm, it is only five years old. Leaving aside the year of underage, the knowledge that even a human being can touch and remember after four years of adulthood is limited.
It knows that people have genes.
Da Mao pondered for a while: "He has grown taller recently."
"Is this the only change?"
Da Mao tried hard to think back, it seemed that besides growing tall, Lou Chunfeng was still that irresponsible, stupid shit shoveler who couldn't hunt.Why do you say idiot, because in its eyes, those who can't hunt and can only eat dead are idiots, and only those who are capable can eat alive.Although it also knows that this is the difference in the way of life between humans and animals, but occasionally it can't help but secretly despise it in its heart.
Da Mao said, "That's all."
"Okay, let's wait for him to wake up and ask him himself."
The helmet was taken off, and the miraculous scene disappeared in an instant. Da Mao was slightly stunned. When he came back to his senses, he found that the two birdmen were very close, and they seemed to be checking the data on the crystal coffin instrument.
Emmmmmmmm…
Da Mao restrained, restrained, restrained again, still could not restrain it, it extended its evil claws to the nearest wing——
The red-winged birdman looked at the furry claws protruding from his wings: "..."
Da Mao retracted his paws in shame, it was really just a conditioned reflex, a conditioned reflex.
After Lou Chunfeng woke up, he put on the helmet to communicate for the second time. The red-winged birdman first cut off the representational function in the space, preventing Lou Chunfeng from consuming mental power.
Birdman is very curious about what happened to Lou Chunfeng, and at the same time deeply sympathizes with him for losing his wings.
At this time, Lou Chunfeng's ability to perform on the spot will be tested.
He first told how he grew up on the ground with his partner Da Mao, and was born without wings, so he didn't know their language.He expresses slowly and seldom speaks, this is because the more he speaks, the easier it is to mix up the truth and the false.It's like dealing with the media. Don't fight back head-on unless you are strong enough to counter the media.
Lou Chunfeng said that these things do not stand up to scrutiny. For example, he was still wearing his own clothes when he first put on Birdman.
But here is the difference in Birdman's world.
The two birdmen gave Lou Chunfeng a simple science popularization. The star field they live in is called Lansui. This pronunciation is of course a transliteration by Lou Chunfeng. They are Lansui people with wings.The planet they are currently on is Kedu Star, a subsidiary star of Lan Sui's main star.
300 years ago, the Lansui star field experienced an almost extinct interstellar war, and all the planets in the star field were destroyed to varying degrees.
This war was extremely tragic. The two Lansui people mentioned the extent of the tragedy, emphasizing the importance that Lansui attaches to population. Lansui people have a long development, and they are just an egg after birth.The incubation time is generally within one year. If the conditions are insufficient, the eggs will enter a dormant state of self-protection, and will not hatch until the conditions are sufficient.
They speculated that Lou Chunfeng was an unhatched egg in the war that did not hatch until a few years or decades ago.
In the more than 300 years after the war, they have successively received and found thousands of unhatched or hatched war orphans.One of the reasons is also that during the war, the Lanzui will put eggs or young in hidden places to hide.Furthermore, the damage to Star Kedu was not the worst.
However, due to some radiation weapons in the war, many cubs and eggs have undergone different mutations.
Although Lou Chunfeng's mutation has never occurred before, it can be inferred that it is a kind of radiation mutation.
Even Lou Chunfeng himself almost believed this.
He silently wiped away the sweat in his heart, so that he would have a normal account.
When Lou Chunfeng was happy that he had finally escaped from the life of a savage and was about to see Lan Sui, a magical world living in the sky, the two Lan Sui people regretfully told him that there was no cure for his mutation because there was no precedent for it.With Lou Chunfeng's current body, he couldn't survive in Lansui's city.
Then the doctor who had been acting dumb came over and said a lot of professional terms. Lou Chunfeng listened in a cloud, and he summed it up in one sentence: For various reasons, if he wants to stay here, he can only lie in the crystal coffin, otherwise They will soon fall into a hypoxic coma and die in severe cases.
This is actually conceivable. Before he fell into a coma on the way here, he guessed that the altitude had exceeded the limit that the human body could bear.It is impossible for him to live at such a height.
But it was so easy to get rid of the savage, and Que wanted to go back to be a savage.
This gap is too unacceptable.
The two birdmen left first with their helmets on, giving Lou Chunfeng a quiet time.
Looking at the primitive and rough ceiling in the ward, Lou Chunfeng didn't know how to relieve the depression in his heart.
Da Mao didn't know what happened, but of course he could see Lou Chunfeng's sadness.
It sees the doctor, has been brushing its own necklace, showing a weird smile from time to time.
Afraid of reaching the end of the crystal coffin, it opened the entrance and sneaked in quietly.
The crystal coffin is still very spacious for Lou Chunfeng, and there is still a lot of room for getting into a big hair.
Da Mao got into Lou Chunfeng's arms and whispered: "I will be with you, do you want to kiss? I can let you kiss my paw pad."
In Da Mao's cognition, companionship is the best it can give.
"want."
Lou Chunfeng hugged Da Mao, kissed its paw pads, and then kissed its head.
No matter what happens, he still has another life to accompany him, and it's not like he hasn't experienced the time when he only ate one meal a day.What's more, since he already has a household registration, even if he reaches the ground, the birdman will always give him something to live on.To have a few sets of clothes for him to change and wash is already much better than before.
After a while, two Lan Sui people came over again.
Lou Chunfeng accepted the choice of returning to the ground.
The Red Wing said: "The area where you found you happened to be the Yuetu Forest. The fruits of the trees in the forest, including small animals, all contain a special toxin. This toxin is fatal to other animals and plants, but to Lan Sui's Cubs have nutrients that promote development. We helped you apply for a position—Yuetu Forest Ranger.”
Lou Chunfeng broke out in a cold sweat when he heard this, no wonder all those oversized animals went into the forest.Fortunately, this toxin didn't work on him either. Da Mao and him suddenly grew taller, maybe it was the effect of this nutrient.
Red Wing continued: "There will be pickers who will bring you supplies every month, and you can use your monthly salary to ask the pickers to help you buy them."
Lou Chunfeng asked: "Then what do I need to do?"
Red Wing was silent for a while: "Actually, there were no forest rangers before.
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