Ximenqing loves Wusong [Water Margin]

My seafood uncle's face was red and swollen, as if the swimming crab was half-cooked.

My nephew Maruko is swollen again, and looks more appetizing.

My hemp pole guy and his son have to be supported when they walk with a limp, but they still swear and don't lose their courage.

My lovely old aunt did not give in to a man, even beat and scolded, and the fight made her voice hoarse.

After washing off the dung soup and hot sweat, everyone entered the house cursing, each with a generous attitude.

I clasped my hands together and said with a sincere face: "Thanks to the help of relatives for today's matter, otherwise, why don't I, Ximen Qing, be bullied to death by that kid from Wuhan University?"

Uncle Seafood patted his chest and said: "Dare to bully you? That's because they are blind. Qing! Don't be afraid,? We are here,? I will definitely kill them once I see them, and fight with each other when I see them."

The old aunt and the others also quickly expressed their opinion, saying that they would stay and protect me well, and they would definitely not teach anyone who bullied our Ximen family casually.

This guy is so heroic and courageous, it's really touching to death.

I sighed, and said cowardly: "I'm not afraid of him being a Wuhan University? What I'm afraid of is his brother Wu Er, who can kill tigers. If I know that his brother has suffered in front of my door , You said that he... oh, it's difficult."

As soon as the words fell, everyone's confidence shrank.

My old aunt put up her courage and snorted coldly, "So what if he has a brother? Don't we have a family? He can kill a tiger, but I don't believe he dares to kill me?"

I said: "Don't you believe me, old man, he really dares! You haven't seen that guy before, he is just a no-brainer, last time he drank a little wine, he almost threw a martial artist to death in the courtroom.

The magistrate offended him, and he hit him with a punch.Anyway, I don't dare to provoke this kind of person. Isn't this just worrying? "

Hearing this, the shoulders of the people all over the table suddenly became shorter, and they exchanged glances with each other, but didn't speak any more.

I smiled again: "But having said that, we are still a family after all, I knew that you would protect me no matter what happened.

In the future, when Wu Er comes to the door, we will fight back according to today's posture.

Even if we couldn't win, we didn't lose the battle. Even if we were beaten to death by him one by one, we still have to be punished. Everyone in the world knows that our Ximen family is like-minded and united! "

Seafood took a deep breath, and suddenly slapped his head: "Ah, Qing, why did I suddenly think of something.

I went out to celebrate the New Year alone, so I'm afraid it would be inappropriate to leave my wife at home alone.I'll go home and have a look first, you guys eat slowly first. "

I stepped forward and pulled him: "Don't, seafood... No, no, I said this uncle is still a cousin, you have to guard here for me. In case Wu Qianhu comes to divide the family property, in case Wuhan University Come to make trouble at home, you have to make up for me, we should guard and fight."

While I was pulling seafood, the person next to me wiped his mouth and stood up and slipped away, saying: "Qing, we just remembered that it's almost Chinese New Year, and there are a lot of things at home, how can we be happy?" Wasting time here with you? Let's go home and work first, and come to see you when we are free in a few days!"

As soon as he finished speaking, he dragged the child and ran out the door with his luggage on his back.

I made a gesture to stop them: "Hey, family members, don't leave in such a hurry. I'm afraid of being left alone. I'm afraid that Wu Qianhu will divide my family business. I'm afraid that Wu Er will come to retaliate. I'm afraid that Wuhan University will find someone to beat me. You But come back and help me! I beg you!"

The more I shouted, the faster they ran.

I hugged the pillar and stretched out Erkang's hand: "No, don't leave me alone, please!"

Uncle Seafood and Sixi Wanzi ran to the door and seemed to feel embarrassed again, turned around and came back and took my hand and said, "Qing, we figured it out, it's really not easy for you.

We can't help you with other major matters, but Wuhan University hurts you and bullies you so much, we will make him pay the price, you just need to rest assured. "

Before I understood what he meant, the two of them had already turned around and disappeared into the vast night.

In an instant, the yard was full of clear eyes, which made people feel a little uncomfortable.

I said to Dai'an: "Now we can call all our family members out, clean the yard well, and live a peaceful life from tomorrow!"

**

Laba is said to be the birthday of Buddha.

Early in the morning, a few women dressed up in fancy dresses insisted on going to the temple to see the master.

I said, "Can those bald donkeys be as good-looking as me? Why don't you just watch me at home?"

A few of them chirped and said: "It's not a bald donkey, but an eminent monk. It is said that a master Fu came from the Fahua Temple in Kyoto. He can know the past and present, the future and the past, and can calculate the marriage of ten generations. Believe in him. There are many people there."

I said: "Bullshit! The bald donkey is just bragging about it, but he can know the fate of the ten generations? Why doesn't he look at himself first? An old bachelor with a bald donkey came to our Qinghe County to cheat money. Go crazy."

Li Ping'er wants to coax the children at home, she just said that there are too many people and she will not go, the remaining two women came to tease me together: "Let's go, high officials, let's go and see together. Many people have gone to see it , you just accompany us to watch a fun."

In the end, they couldn't hold back them, so they asked Dai'an to set up the car, and took our two precious women up the mountain together.

There is a Baiquan Temple on the mountain, and the incense is very prosperous on weekdays, but today it is even more crowded.

From a long distance away, I saw someone set up a platform in front of the temple. The eminent monk was sitting cross-legged on the platform in a fiery red cassock, with incense burning in front of him, and there were many believers kneeling on the ground.

The people outside are also surrounded by three floors inside and three floors outside.

I took the women with me for a long time and couldn't get in. The two of them complained that I was late and didn't even see the face of the eminent monk clearly.

I really don't understand the brain circuits of these women, how can they be so easy to deceive?

But since they're here, they can't disappoint them.

I lowered my body: "Come on, sit on each shoulder, and I will lift you up to watch for a while, and you can watch for a while."

Li Jiaoer and Meng Yulou were overjoyed, they jumped on my shoulders.

I tried my best to ask her to stand up.

Li Jiaoer said: "Wow, you really are an eminent monk, look at this immortal."

I was nearly half-dead under the pressure, and said back: "The fairy wind is a Taoist, so you can say that it is an Arhat descending to earth."

Meng Yulou said: "Luo Han has not yet obtained his immortal spirit. You can see that his eyebrows are so long that they hang down to his cheeks, and his beard is also gray. One look shows that he has practiced for many years."

I said, "My eyebrows are stained too. What's so great about having a long beard? Don't you think the magistrate's beard is also short? I haven't seen him practice cultivation."

The three of them were bickering, when they suddenly heard Li Jiaoer gasp and said, "Why is she here too?"

Meng Yulou followed her line of sight, but also looked contemptuous, and said: "A woman like her, even if she has seen the real body of a Bodhisattva, she will go to the eighteenth level of hell. It is useless to stand so close."

I casually asked, "Who are you talking about?"

Li Jiaoer said: "Who else could it be? That Pan Jinlian who drove her sister away in anger, look at her devout face! Kneeling so close.

Looking at the old monk with longing eyes, did she really think that after listening to the eminent monk's words, she would be able to wash away all her sins?I bother!She thinks well, just wait to go to hell! "

Meng Yulou also said: "Hmph, is it possible that she is also here to seek marriage for the tenth life? Let's go to her Qingqiu dream! This kind of woman should only be matched with the dirty and scumbags of Wuhan University. They will be together in this life, and they will be together in the next life." And curse them together."

I don't know what's going on, but when I heard them scolding Pan Jinlian like that, I felt a little uncomfortable, and said, "It's almost there? I'm tired, why don't you two come down first?"

Li Jiaoer suddenly chirped: "It's over, it's over, the eminent monk is over, they're all starting to donate incense money, let's donate too!"

Meng Yulou was also in a hurry: "Oh, no, that bitch Pan Jinlian can run faster than anyone else, and she donated too. Why don't we know who she's begging to be with? Go, Jie Let her go, I must not teach her to succeed!"

The two women jumped off my shoulders without saying a word, almost dodging me.

I shouted from behind: "Hey, you two run slowly, why are you so anxious about donating money? The old monk is willing to ask for it even later!"

Where would those two women listen to me, they disappeared into the crowd in a blink of an eye.

I watched the money box in front of that old bald donkey almost overflowing, and I shook my wrist and sighed: "Sure enough, women's money is the best scam in the world, and the business of this old bald donkey is more profitable than my crude medicine shop." Woolen cloth?"

Suddenly I heard a chuckle from behind: "Hi, sir, long time no see, sir."

Looking back, it was An Jiu, and I also saluted: "It's brother An Jiu, long time no see, you also come to see the eminent monk?"

An Jiu rubbed his shoulders and said: "Like the high officials, I also came with my wife. Just now I saw the scene where you supported the two ladies on your shoulders, but it taught me how angry my wife is, and also taught me to support you like that." Look at her, now she also ran to donate money."

Speaking of women, both of us laughed.

I asked, "Well... the Chinese New Year is coming soon, have there been any personnel changes in our yamen?"

An Jiudao: "Nothing has changed. A few days ago, I heard something vaguely said by the grandfather, saying that the leader of Wudu sent a letter of resignation, saying that he didn't want to do it anymore."

I frowned: "Ah, he quit? What did the grandfather say?"

"My grandfather said that even if I quit, I have to arrange the work here first. I have sent a message to teach Wudu to come back. I'm afraid he will arrive in two days."

I murmured: "Ah, it will be here in two days, um...it will be in two days."

An Jiu suddenly said: "Hey, what's going on up front? Who are the two ladies of the high official's family getting into trouble with again?"