Ximenqing loves Wusong [Water Margin]

"Fuck you!" Wu Song blushed, and punched Shi Qian in the face with his fist.

Shi Qian was beaten next to each other, and his mouth was still not idle: "Two beat one, what kind of hero?

Wu Song, you have the ability to fight alone with me,? If you can catch me within a hundred steps, I will give up... Ah yo,? It hurts!

Forget it, forget it,? Fifty steps are enough,? Lao Tzu's lightness kung fu is the best in the world!You can hold me... Ah, why are you still hitting me?

That's all... just fight for thirty steps, is it okay to fight for thirty steps?Wu Song, why don't you take a break? Let's have a good chat, shall we?

Ah,? My nose...can you stop slapping me in the face? "

I hugged my shoulders and watched Shi Qian being beaten. I really couldn't figure out what a lonely soul lived under this hozen-like appearance.

Stealing the roof of the car in the middle of the night, trying to spy on what the two big men are doing.

After being beaten like this, I still have to fight for the right to fight alone.

Are you sure he didn't sneak out of some mental institution?

Watching Wu Song punch left and right, he rammed Shi Qian into the mud and couldn't get it out.

I stepped forward and grabbed him and said: "Forget it, this guy is full,? Hitting him is what he likes, so let him go."

Shi Qian immediately yelled: "Why let me go? If you have the ability, you can have a good discussion with me!"

Wu Song retracted the foot that was stepping on him, and threatened: "Stay away from us!"

Shi Qian refused to accept, broke free from the mud, jumped in front of us and shouted loudly: "Don't go! Continue to fight. Wu Song confronts me alone,? If you can hold Shi Qian within a hundred rounds, I will admit defeat!"

Wu Song frowned and asked him, "Are you addicted to beating?"

I said, "You have Stockholm syndrome, don't you?"

Shi Qian jumped up and down with his bruised nose and swollen head and yelled: "You two let me go just like that, did you mean to look down on me Shi Qian? Tell you, if you don't compete with me alone today, I will definitely not agree. "

Wu Song and I exchanged glances.

I said, "It seems that this guy is really sick."

Wu Song said, "Yes."

The two of us dodged our bodies and walked around Shiqian.

Shi Qian shouted loudly behind us like an abandoned orphan; "Wu Song, Ximen Qing, I won't take you who bully people like this! If you are a man, don't leave.

Everyone will fight me alone for a round, if they can hold my time, I will admit defeat!I will never pester you again.Alas, I said don't go, you guys, Wu Song, you and I will be serious and do a few tricks!

Don't want a hundred rounds, don't want fifty rounds, just thirty rounds.Oh, forget it, just ten rounds, and I will play with you for ten rounds! "

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I'm really too lazy to care about him, and I have to go to the lake to find the roof of the car.

The big bright moon hung in the sky, reflecting a pool full of broken silver, and the roof of the car was floating on the water.

Wu Song jumped into the water as soon as he took off his clothes.

I said anxiously: "Oh, it's so cold, why don't you just jump down? Wait until I ask the guys to fish out the roof. Come up for me quickly, and be careful not to catch a cold later."

After a while, he emerged from the water and exclaimed, "Ximen Qing, the water is not cold, it's actually warm."

"Who are you kidding? There are hot springs in this poor place?"

"If you don't believe me, touch it. I passed by here before and didn't know that the lake is hot. You also come down for a swim."

I dubiously touched the water, and immediately got annoyed: "Wu Song, you're playing tricks on me again, the water is so warm...ahh!"

As soon as the voice fell, the man grabbed my arm and dragged me down.

I didn't know how to swim, and I almost died when I was shocked by the cold water. I was so anxious that I wrapped around him and shouted: "Wu Er, are you sick? You are about to die of cold!"

He took me to swim to the center of the lake: "Cold water for a splash, and cure your sissy disease!"

My teeth were chattering from the cold, and my feet couldn't reach the bottom. I was afraid, but I didn't want to be bullied by him in vain. His face, he suddenly dived into the water, no more movement?

I was looking around looking for him when I suddenly felt a hand touch my belt, grabbing Lao Tzu's clothes and pulling it down.

I hurriedly said, "Wu Er, what are you doing?"

I struggled repeatedly, but in the end I didn't have any water skills. I let him take off my clothes three times and twice, and threw them on the shore wetly: "How can I teach you how to float when I wear such thick clothes? Take them all off! "

"Teach me how to float, why are you picking up my underwear? You... you rascal!"

He was taken aback: "Huh, really? I only blame your underwear for being too slippery. I just... Hehe, wearing those things is also in the way, and it's convenient to take them off."

He suddenly leaned over, bent my waist from behind, and pressed his warm skin tightly against me.

I was startled: "Wu Song, you, what are you doing?"

He fiddled with my arm and said, "I'll teach you how to swim. An old man can't even swim. If one day you fall into the river again and I happen to be away, who will rescue you?"

My teeth are chattering and I can't even speak fluently: "I, say, you, you want to teach me to swim, can you change the time? The water is too cold, right?"

"It won't be cold after a while, come and come, wave your hands like this, kick your legs like this. Yes, hold your breath, turn around, move your legs and feet, you are as stupid as a piece of wood!"

After all, the official is a person who has practiced martial arts, with good physical fitness and well-developed motor nerves. After teaching him to swim for a while, he can control his body to move forward or backward by dancing his hands and feet. Such a movement? It's really not cold anymore.

I was pleasantly surprised: "Oh, really, I also feel that the water has become hot right now."

He smiled at me triumphantly: "Is it fun? You still refuse to come down?"

There was a full moon in the sky, his eyes were full of stars, and suddenly he felt bad, I slapped his face with water abruptly, turned around and swam.

He chased after him: "Hey, boy, you dare to challenge the master just after learning the game? Let me catch you and hold you under the water!"

He chased me over and over again and splashed me with water, I didn't show weakness, I also splashed over, and the two men made a fuss in the water.

Suddenly a whistle was heard from the shore.

Shi Qian waved the clothes of the two of us towards this direction, and shouted loudly: "Wu Song, you and Shi Qian are fighting alone, and these clothes will be returned to you!"

Wu Song and I were stunned at the same time.

I said, "Why is this guy still playing dead?"

Without saying a word, Wu Song stretched his neck and swam towards the bank.

When Shi Qian saw him coming, he turned around and jumped up a tree with our clothes and shoes in his arms, and challenged him with his clothes.

Wu Er jumped ashore with bare feet, climbed on the branches and chased after Shi Qian.

He only heard a sound of "chucking", and his poor-quality underwear was caught by a tree branch, and immediately rotted into pieces, revealing most of his buttocks.

I looked up at his miserable appearance, and laughed so hard at that moment, I couldn't hold my breath, and almost drowned in the water and choked.

Wu Song held the shredded rag to block himself with one hand, and pointed at Shi Qian with the other and cursed: "You hozen, are you still playing tricks? If I catch you, you will definitely be beaten to death!"

Shi Qian jumped back and forth on the tree, dancing our clothes, and continued to yell with the temperament of nine yuan and nine free shipping: "Catch me if you have the ability! If you catch me, I will return your clothes!"

Not a hundred rounds, not fifty rounds, not even thirty rounds, just ten rounds!You just need to play ten rounds with me seriously! "

Wu Song stood on the tree with his butt naked, making Shi Qian, a psychopath, completely speechless with anger.

Shi Qian hugged the clothes in his arms, stretched his neck and said seriously: "Wu Song! Come on, fight with me, and fight seriously! One on one!"

My bastard was completely driven crazy by him. With a sudden roar, he snapped off the tree pole thick as an egg, grabbed it and stabbed at Shi Qian: "Die you!"

Shi Qian flew out flat like a billiard ball being kicked off the table, accompanied by a sharp scream and gradually flew away, and he didn't know where he finally landed.

Wu Song stood naked on the tree like this, his chest heaving up and down, panting like a cow, holding the rag to cover his key parts, he turned around and cursed: "Unlucky!"

At this time, I climbed onto the roof of the car, covering my stomach and laughing, and I gradually stopped my voice after seeing him.

I don't know how to describe the beauty of a man.

At this time, he just walked over angrily, with no hair on his body, except for the moonlight on his back, his buttocks were bare, but his body was covered with stars.

He mingled with the green mountains, and he fused with the pool full of broken silver.

A person with a heavy sex like me just looked at him so obsessively, but he didn't have any evil thoughts, he just kept sighing, how could there be such a perfect body in this world.

Broad shoulders, narrow waist, straight and powerful long legs, perfect sexy buttocks.

Bones, muscles, hair, limbs, all reveal the original male bodybuilding.

He looked at it inadvertently, and his expression was also startled.

I just remembered that at this time the high officials were also naked and had nothing on.Hurry up and cover the key place with a big leaf, and raise your face to pretend to be looking at the moon.

A breeze blew the surface of the lake and floated me and the roof of the car under me towards him.

The closer he was, the clearer he became in my eyes.

His body, his eyebrows, his hair, every minute and every detail penetrates into the eyes, deep into the mind, every inch and every inch...

The roof of the car leaned against the shore, and two bare-bottomed men stood stupidly, each holding their key parts.

He said: "I blame you, why didn't I tell me to beat Shi Qian to death just now, and teach him to steal our clothes again."

I said: "I blame you, you beat him up, and even our clothes. When we two big men came out, we were well-dressed, but when we came back, we were naked. Call me down." How can people explain it when they see it?"

He glanced behind me: "Isn't there a car roof? Don't you just block it and go back?"

He took the lead, and after I cut off, the two men lifted the roof of the car to block the front, and walked quietly to the camping place.