Ximenqing loves Wusong [Water Margin]

I said: "I don't need to worry about this matter. I have women to worry about it for me. Thank you, Second Master Wu."

He packed up the car and turned to leave, I quickly followed with my heart racing: "Erlang, is your sister-in-law settled?"

He hummed: "It's settled, I borrowed a room in the city, and the host takes care of the meals? It only costs two hundred Wen a month."

"Your monthly salary is only three hundred wen? You gave it all to her. What do you eat and drink?"

He said in a muffled voice, "You still have some money that you borrowed from me last time."

I stepped forward and grabbed his shoulders, and said in a low voice, "Erlang, can you do me a favor?"

He looked back at me: "Huh?"

"Specifically, I'm asking your sister-in-law to do me a favor."

After I finished speaking, I thought he would slap me back, but he didn't. He lowered his head and thought for a while and said, "That's fine, I'll talk to her."

I thanked him and hummed a little song when I came back.

Yueniang said: "It's been a long time since the high officials are so happy."

I said, "It's fine, it's fine."

She asked again: "Chen Jingji, what do you think we should do?"

I said: "It's easy, easy, tell me where he lives, and I will see him tomorrow?"

Yueniang thought for a while and said: "Alright, although it is not proper for Lao Taishan to visit his son-in-law, he has also come to the house twice, so go as you go, I will prepare some gifts for you."

The next day I didn't go out until noon, and with a few snacks in my hand, I first went to the yamen to look for Wu Song and asked him to take me to Jinlian.

Wu Song saw my face flushed, and said in a sour tone, "Going to see my sister-in-law makes you look so beautiful?"

I gritted my teeth and smiled: "It's not beautiful to see a beauty, what kind of person is beautiful?"

Wu Song looked away from the car and didn't speak, so I stopped teasing him and hummed with my legs crossed. My legs are long, and his legs are not short. The car is not spacious, and the four legs can always touch each other. Wearing thin underwear, he could feel that even his calves were tight.

As for being so nervous?Isn't his sister-in-law an outsider?

Jin Lian's house lives in a remote place, if he hadn't brought it with me, it would have been really hard for me to find it, maybe because I looked weird, he explained: "I don't want those rascals to trouble her, so I have to recite the place."

I nodded and said, "Oh."

Calling the owner to open the door, the two of us walked upstairs on tiptoe. When we got outside the window, I deliberately stopped and opened the window to listen, then walked over and kicked the door, and said loudly: "Da Lang Brother, I’m here to buy your cooking cakes!”

The two white figures on the head of the bed were embracing each other and gnawing vigorously. When the man heard the movement and looked back, he was so frightened, "Mom!" He hurriedly got under the bed, but the woman calmed down and started to move lazily. Put on clothes.

I sighed leisurely at the big white butt exposed outside the bed leg: "Chen Jingji, Chen Jingji, it's not appropriate to worship Lao Taishan with his ass?"

Chen Jingji knew that he couldn't hide this time, so he turned around and hugged my leg: "Master Ximen, I was wrong, I was really wrong, you must never tell my father about this."

Jin Lian put all her clothes on neatly, and poured me a cup of tea on the ground. Then Wu Er entered the door, seeing Chen Jingji's bear-like face with a disgusted expression.

I said, "This is the end of the matter, we can only call off the engagement."

Chen Jingji cried with snot and tears, pointed at Fan Jinlian and said: "It's her, it's this prostitute, she seduced me on purpose, Master Ximen? I'm really deceived by lard! Please forgive me for this." Once, if I can't marry my eldest sister, I'm afraid my father will peel me off."

Fan Jinlian sneered: "My old lady, I have seduced too many people, why did you fall for it? Isn't it because you are floating in your bones? You still want to be a son-in-law for a high official's family? Make it your dream!"

Chen Jingji lowered his head, his face was as purple as a pig's liver.

I said: "I won't gossip anymore, Jing Ji, you can go back tomorrow, the marriage between you and my friend is over, and I will return the betrothal gift that your family sent you."

Chen Jingji hesitated: "Your official, I'm afraid..."

"What are you afraid of? Are you afraid that your father will beat you?"

That bastard looked like a female mosquito: "He will definitely hit me. I am afraid that I will go back with those dowry gifts. If I encounter a robber on the way, I will lose my life. Otherwise, you will send me back, my lord." ?”

Even Wu Song's expression looked like he couldn't help but slap this coward to death.

But after thinking about it, I agreed.

Seeing that I answered him, Chen Jingji almost hugged my leg and called his ancestors. He cried for a while before going back.

Wu Song drank tea with me and asked, "Do you really want to send this product back to Beijing? It's not a smooth journey."

"I'm not really afraid that this bastard will die on the road, but I'm afraid that he will turn black and white in front of his father, not saying that he is a prostitute, but saying that I, a senior official in Ximen, deliberately made things difficult for him to regret the marriage."

I also felt that it was wrong to say the word "secret prostitution", but Fan Jinlian smiled indifferently and went out.

It's not easy for me to sit too much, so I said goodbye and went downstairs.

He heard Fan Jinlian whispering to Wu Song behind him: "The high official treats us well, this journey is dangerous, why don't you go with him? There are many people on the way to take care of you."

Wu Song said, "Well, let me think about it again."

The joy that had just risen in my heart was suppressed by these two words, and I treated them well?Are they already two?

"Didn't you expect Wu Song to have no intentions about Fan Jinlian?"

The system suddenly popped up a sentence, I was startled by him, and said angrily: "Which ear of yours heard me?"

The system sneered: "You asked him to tell Jin Lian about this, and he agreed without even knocking. If you really like that woman, how could you answer so simply?"

Although these words are reasonable, I still feel uncomfortable when I listen to Wu Er and Jin Lian talking, why should they treat them well?I obviously just want to treat Wu Song well!

Forcibly gave up the idea, went home and told Yueniang about the matter, and by the way told Pengpeng that the marriage had been blown up, and reassured her.

Pengpeng was so happy that he jumped all over the room and called me her real father.

Except for Yueniang, the other women seemed to be relieved. I guess they have already seen that Chen Jingji has been pretending, but none of them dared to say it outright. After all, wives and concubines are not the same.

At night I stayed with Yue Niang, she teased me again, I grabbed her hand and said, "I have to go on my way tomorrow, don't make trouble."

The thirst value on the top of her head stopped, and she sighed softly.

I said, "I'm sorry Yue Niang, actually I..."

She smiled, and turned her back to me: "Don't say anything to a senior official, I understand it."

"Yueniang, it's really not that I don't like you, it's me...it's because I didn't know my self-respect when I was young and took too much of that kind of medicine, but now I'm not good enough."

She turned to look at me: "Really?"

"It's too bad."

Her resentment subsided a little: "When you come back, ask the doctor in the cabinet to take care of you. If I can't live without that, I really want to give you another son."

"..."

"Even if I don't give birth, I'll ask my younger sisters to give birth to you. The elder sister will marry sooner or later. Our Ximen family must have no males."

"..."

What a shameful word?

In the early morning of the next day, she woke up early to prepare breakfast for me, packed my luggage, asked the servants to serve me well along the way, and sent me out of the house with the whole family.

After picking up Chen Jingji and walking with him, I realized that this guy can't even ride a horse, except for a car, he can only sit in a sedan chair.

I really want to smash him to death with melon seeds, and all my energy is grown on women. I really can't make it.

When he got out of the city gate, he saw a man standing far away on a horse, dressed in tight black clothes and trousers, he was eye-catchingly handsome.

My heart felt hot, and then I thought again, he didn't come to see me off after hearing what his sister-in-law said, did he?His blood turned into cold water, and he clasped his fists at him: "Wudu's head is early."

He said, "It's getting late, let's go."

I said: "Oh?"

He said, "I'll take you to the capital."

Unable to hide his surprise, he coughed dryly, "Isn't that necessary? I'm a senior official, and I'm also a person who often goes out."

He has already led the way: "It is better to be cautious now than in the past."

I followed behind him, tensing my twitching muscles, fearing that I might not be able to hold back the joy on my face.

Chen Jingji stuck his head out of the carriage: "Master Ximen, is this your friend? He looks like Kong Wu."

I looked at him with a sneer: "He is not my friend, but the one you are sleeping with is his sister-in-law."

Chen Jingji retracted the bastard's head back into the car, and remained silent.

At dusk, after walking fifty or sixty miles, I finally understood why Chen Jingji didn't ride a horse anymore, damn it, it hurts my ass!

When I got off the horse, I was in a mess, my legs became rings, and I couldn't walk together.

Chen Jingji leaned over and smiled cheaply: "Master Ximen, why is it in such a shape?"

I kicked him on the body: "I'm a big guy, you can't compare."

Chen Jingji covered his mouth and ran away laughing all the way.

I said I wanted two upper rooms, but the proprietress said, "I'm sorry, sir, but there are only two upper rooms. Mr. Chen took one of them, and there is only one other."

I looked back at Wu Song, and Wu Song said, "They're all men, let's squeeze."

I happily asked for a room.

Wu Song went down to feed the horses, I closed the door and began to undress, Xiaoer had already prepared hot water, a big basin full, took off my clothes and sat in it for a dip, my fatigue was relieved by half immediately.

The door opened, but it was Wu Song who walked in, looked at me and didn't speak, just locked the door tightly, and started to undress after changing hands.

I froze in fright: "What are you doing?"

He has already stripped himself naked and walked over: "Let's have a bubble, I'm too tired."

A big black mass was facing my face.

I covered my eyes and screamed: "Why is Wudutou so careless?"

With a sound of "哗啦", the water level instantly flooded his neck, the man had already sat in, sighed comfortably and said: "You rich people are very particular, and when I am tired from practicing martial arts on weekdays, I will go to the river ditch with my subordinates Soaking in the bath, a man with bare buttocks in the ditch, who will take a second look at whom?"

I slipped my eyes out from between my fingers to look at him, and saw the man sitting opposite me, with black hair scattered on his solid shoulders, he sat straighter than me, showing the shameful two spots on his chest, and his complexion was bronze , Muscular shape, I really want to die now.