you little goblin

With a bang sound, early in the morning, Ying Xiaobai was startled by the loud noise outside the door, hurriedly threw the quilt out of bed, and ran out of his room before he could wear his clothes, but the destination was not where the sound came from, but He rushed into their father's room.

"Father, did you hear that?"

Ying Zijue propped his head on the bed, his black hair was hanging loosely, he was wearing a thin underwear, his strong chest was faintly visible under the white fabric, it seemed that there was still a feeling of emotion in the room that had not completely dissipated. The smell of yu.

"Why can't you hear such a big commotion?" Ying Zijue glanced at Ying Xiaobai, stood up and waved to him, and Ying Xiaobai walked over with his clothes in his arms.

"Then why doesn't father go out and have a look?" Ying Xiaobai wanted to put on the clothes himself, but Ying Zijue snatched them away and put them on for him himself, "After listening for so many days, I'm used to it."

Ying Zijue had just finished speaking when the thud sounded outside again.The father and son paused for a moment, and finally shook their heads in unison.

Ying Zijue tied Ying Xiaobai's belt, then got out of bed to tidy herself up, and led Ying Xiaobai out of the house.

Bai Nuo was practicing playing the waist drum outside the house, when he saw a father and son standing at the door, staring at him helplessly.

Faced with Ying Zijue's calm and breezy appearance, Bai Nuo's teeth were itchy. He knew that today was a big day, but he still wanted to be with himself last night... so what's the matter, he did it three times. I woke up early in the morning with a sore back and a sore butt, not to mention, he actually led the little one and stared at him with that expression, is it so embarrassing, I am doing it for the well-being of the whole family.

"Ahem, Nuonuo, are you sure you want to wear such a suit?" Ying Zijue clenched his fist slightly, coughed near his mouth, and asked tentatively, although the temptation was a bit obvious.

Bai Nuo took a look at his attire. He was wearing a short shirt and trousers with green leaves and red flowers, and a drum was tied around his waist with a yellow belt. No matter how he looked at it, he looked harmonious, "What's the problem?"

Ying Zijue led Ying Xiaobai down and took another look at Bai Nuo's attire. Ying Zijue dared to say that if Bai Nuo hadn't been supported by this face, such a red and green padded jacket with big flowers would not be ugly. Even death can make people laugh to death.

"The problem is no, it's just for the sake of my husband. Is it a bit too eye-catching?" Not wanting to discourage the enthusiasm of a certain demon king, Ying Zijue tried his best to choose words from the side to communicate with Bai Nuo.

Bai Nuo looked down at his attire, then looked at Ying Zijue again, "There are so many people who elected the village chief, how can others remember me if I don't dress like this."

As soon as these words were finished, before Ying Zijue could speak, Ying Xiaobai muttered first and said: "I'm dressed as a fox, I will definitely remember it."

"Ying Xiaobai!"

Ying Xiaobai shrank behind Ying Zijue, he really didn't want to go out with his father dressed like this.

"Nuo Nuo, actually, I think, um... you can dress more plainly." Seeing Bai Nuo's expression of wanting to go crazy, Ying Zijue hurriedly smiled to comfort her, but her heart was the same as her son's.

"Today is the election of the village chief. Other people's clothes may look different. We have to be innovative, otherwise we will definitely be rejected." Bai Nuo stared at the father and son with hatred. I missed it because I almost became a husband-watching stone. This time, I must not miss it, and I must choose it.

"Daddy, you can perform other things, including singing and dancing." Ying Xiaobai came out from behind Ying Zijue with a cat face, and suggested very earnestly.

"That also requires your father to be able to dance."

"Can't dance, but daddy has a good voice and can sing." In response to Xiaobai's persistent suggestion, when he thinks that his dad will wear this stage to play the waist drum in front of everyone, and it is very likely that he will wear the waist drum If a hole is broken, he feels that it should be saved in advance.

However, as soon as he said this, Ying Zijue and Bai Nuo looked at him at the same time, both puzzled.Bai Nuo asked directly: "When did your father and I have a good voice, why didn't I know?"

Ying Zijue looked at Ying Xiaobai and expressed his agreement with this statement. Could it be that in those days when he was not around, Nuonuo fell in love with each other and could watch the moon sing?

Facing the incomprehensible eyes of the two adults above, Ying Xiaobai looked at his father Ying Zijue with puzzled eyes, "Father is always listening, don't you feel that at night, the child was beaten by daddy several times?" When I woke up with the aha' sound, I felt that Daddy's voice was really good, sometimes it was high-pitched like a nighthawk, and sometimes it was soft like an oriole, oh, last night Daddy called it many times."

"Ying Xiaobai!!" Bai Nuofei kicked his son directly, but Ying Zijue suppressed a smile.Seeing Bai Nuo chasing Ying Xiaobai to beat him, he grabbed the man's belt into his arms and said with a smile: "Xiaobai is right, I didn't realize it every night after listening to it."

"Ying Zijue, one day I will..."

Seeing Bai Nuo's face turning blue and then white, Ying Zijue jokingly asked, "What should I do?"

"It's going to be on top of you!" Bai Nuo gritted his teeth, but he heard his son hiding in the distance say abruptly, "That picture is not harmonious."

"Ying Xiaobai!" Bai Nuo roared again, Ying Zijue hurriedly patted him on the head, glanced back at Ying Xiaobai, Ying Xiaobai immediately shut up knowingly.

"It's because my husband forgot to insulate the sound. Next time, just apply an enchantment, and Nuonuo doesn't have to worry about it."

Bai Nuo glared angrily at the father and son, a pair of round peach blossom eyes; Ying Zijue waved Ying Xiaobai into the room, put his arms around Bai Nuo and said: "There is no one around, Nuo Nuo shows his tail to you!" May I touch it?"

Bai Nuo's head is full of black lines, when will this animal plot end, "Don't you think the picture of a red and green floral dress with nine white fox tails is very scary?"

"Anyway, it's already scary if it's not like that, so I'm not afraid to make it more scary." After finishing speaking, Ying Zijue patted Bai Nuo's buttocks, and the nine snow-white fox tails unfolded in front of him in the shape of a lotus flower. before.Ying Zijue hugged Bai Nuo, watching them swaying gently in the breeze.

Bai Nuo raised his head and looked up at the sky speechlessly, this is the disadvantage of having the essence of his husband in his body, even his favorite tail has begun to obey his orders, this is truly being eaten up and wiped out.

Ying Zijue gently tugged one by one, until he heard the sound of footsteps outside, the tails were collectively retracted.

"Zijue, Bai Nuo, the election meeting is about to begin, hurry up and gather."

"Come right away!" Bai Nuo pushed Ying Zijue away, turned around and was about to run, but after taking a step, he turned around immediately, made a tactic and hit the room, and brought out Ying Xiaobai who was pretending to be asleep .

"Bring your son and cheer me up." Throwing Ying Xiaobai to Ying Zijue, Bai Nuo almost pinched Ying Zijue's ear and ordered.

"Yes, ma'am."

Ying Zijue nodded with a smile, and pulled Ying Xiaobai to follow Bai Nuo's footsteps.

"Father, why do you think Daddy insists on running for this village head election?" Ying Xiaobai asked disapprovingly when he saw Bai Nuo walking forward with arrogance and arrogance.

Ying Zijue also looked at Bai Nuo's back, with a slight smile on his lips, "Because he is Bai Nuo."

There are already ten candidates standing on the big stage at the head of the village, and the family members and spectators are all sitting on wooden benches under the stage.Looking at the bright red banner on the stage, Ying Xiaobai couldn't help but twitched the corners of his mouth, and then looked at the people on the stage, feeling like he wanted to hide his face and run away.

"Father, look..." Ying Xiaobai turned his head, and before he finished speaking, he saw that Ying Zijue had half covered his face.Ying Xiaobai immediately took advantage of the situation and suggested: "Father, why don't we go home with Dad, go back to Qingqiu to stay for a while, and come back after the discussion is over?"

After Ying Xiaobai's suggestion, he looked at the stage again. Except for Bai Nuo, the other nine people were all dressed in plain clothes, no different from usual. In this comparison, Bai Nuo, the flower fox, standing on top was particularly abrupt. And the most terrible thing, Bai Nuo happened to be standing in the middle of those ten people, such a comparison made it even more abrupt.

"Zijue, your wife has put in a lot of effort, look at this dress, it's so beautiful."

"Xiaobai, where did your father buy this material? It must have been custom-made by the theater troupe, right?"

There was a lot of joking behind them, and the father and son didn't know what to do.

"Everyone, stop arguing. Now, the three-year village chief election competition in Huanxiang Village has officially started. The first contestant, Wang Er, is invited to play."

On the stage, the old village chief made a high-pitched voice, and the jokes from the audience stopped.Only then did Ying Zijue and Ying Xiaobai look up together, and at the same time rejoiced that the first one to appear was not Bai Nuo.

Bai Nuo looked at the hulking Wang Er, and thought that if he was elected, the first rule he would make would be that all men's figures must be like Ying Zijue's!Fat people lose weight, thin people gain weight, must!

"The first round, a physical talent show!" The old village head smiled kindly, and with a wave of his hand, a few handymen brought up a large wooden frame.

The wooden frame was filled with soil. Immediately afterwards, the king picked up a big hoe in his hands, and showed a complacent look to the audience. He yelled, and picked up the hoe with his fat round arms. Dig towards that big hole.

Everyone stared at it, and according to the strength of the man's lower arm, he had to hoe a big hole in the ground. However, to his surprise, when the big man lifted the hoe, the wooden frame was not damaged at all, and the man dug it out. The soil just reached the bottom of the wooden frame, and the bottom of the wooden frame was smooth, and the soil on the hoe was not sprinkled.

Many people watching this scene were taken aback, even Bai Nuo's eyes widened, he saw that Ying Zijue had dug the ground countless times, and he had never done it so well, he was really smart.

The audience paused for a moment, and suddenly remembered the thunderous applause; the old village head was also overjoyed, and hurriedly said: "The physical fitness is over, next is the talent show, quiet and quiet, please enjoy."

Bai Nuo saw that Wang Er threw away his hoe, straightened his crop clothes, stood in the middle of the stage, and took out a folding fan like a literati, and after fanning two, he faced the moon, oh no, it's the sun, affectionate Read aloud: "August sweats a lot, September sweats less, and October sweats, leaving only the muscles to sweat."

"Pfft!" Ying Xiaobai almost fell off his seat, "Father, I think Daddy's waist drum is quite good in comparison."

Ying Zijue frowned, and said to Xiaobai with a look of unbearable: "But the waist drum is your father's physical competition."

Ying Xiaobai "..."

"Okay, that's great, this is a true portrayal of us peasants, hello Wang Er." The audience cheered, and Wang Er was also very happy, bowed and retreated.Bai Nuo watched, wrinkled his face, and looked at Ying Zijue in the audience, Ying Zijue hurriedly said in a secret voice: "Nuo Nuo, but do you want to think of a song for your husband?"

"No, I'm ready." Bai Nuo also replied in a secret voice, then stopped answering Zijue and continued to look at his opponents.

The people who will play next will open the eyes of Lord Demon King. These human beings have not noticed it at ordinary times, but now they realize that digging the ground and growing vegetables are first-class, and it is like a discussion. The physical competition is all about digging the ground. , and can dig up the mud without leaving a handful, and the poems read are more literary than the other.

For example: "The sun is shining in front of the bed, it is suspected that the sickle is shaking, raise your head to look at the sun, and lower your head to hold the sickle."

Another example: "Dig and dig, the wood hangs upside down, the knife head hides the ground, the first lift of the mud pit is one, and the second lift of the mud pit is a pair."

Bai Nuo was lamenting the wisdom of these villagers, when he heard the old village chief read his name, he straightened his waist drum and stepped forward.

"It's here." Ying Xiaobai didn't realize that after seeing so many eye-catching performances, he started to look forward to his father's performance, and Ying Zijue also looked at Bai Nuo with a face of trust.

Putting on a good posture, he waved his hand, the sound of the waist drum, Bai Nuo started beating happily, at first it sounded a bit boring, but after listening to it, the long and long sound of the waist drum moved all the villagers under the stage, It can be seen that Bai Nuo hasn't practiced this waist drum for nothing these few days, and he plays it with great taste.

"Father, did you expect this to happen and didn't stop Daddy?" Ying Xiaobai asked Ying Zijue, looking at the person who suddenly jumped up with Bai Nuo.

"Father just thought your father's clothes were too flowery, but he didn't stop him from performing this. Although your father is a little confused, he is not stupid. He knows what it means to mingle with the public."

Ying Xiaobai was still a little puzzled when he saw Bai Nuo, who was drumming happily with the villagers above him, "Since when did Daddy like dealing with people so much?"

Ying Zijue looked at the happy Bai Nuo on the stage, and said softly, "Because we all cherish the life we ​​have now."

The sound of the waist drum stopped, everyone's faces were full of joy, and so was Bai Nuo, who was very satisfied. He felt that this skill was good. When he went back to Qingqiu to see his mother next time, he could teach it to the demons. jump.

"Now, invite Bai Nuo to perform a talent show." The old village chief yelled, Bai Nuo immediately came back to his senses, then looked at Ying Zijue in the audience, and strode forward to Taichung with a smile on his face.

Everyone held their breath and all looked at Bai Nuo.Bai Nuo smiled at everyone, smiled at the old village chief, and finally smiled deeply at Ying Zijue and Ying Xiaobai.That smile made Ying Zijue and Ying Xiaobai get goose bumps at the same time.

"I have a beautiful wish. When I grow up, I can sow village chiefs. One seed is enough, and many village chiefs will be born. One will be given to Taohua Village, one will be given to Plum Blossom Village, one will be given to the next-door village, and one will be given to the village next door. Leave it to Huanxiang Village, la la la plant the village head, and la la la send the village head off. At that time, the land will be all over the village head, and the villagers will be able to live a safe and worry-free life. This human world will become warm and caring. Thanks everyone, I'm done."

There was a moment of silence in the audience, the corners of Ying Xiaobai's mouth never stopped twitching, but Ying Zijue was relatively calm, just looking dotingly at Bai Nuo on the stage.

After the silence, everyone choked up. Ying Xiaobai saw that these people were moved to tears by Daddy's speech!

"Father, when did our village become like this..."

"The village head has the type of villagers." Ying Zijue said, Ying Xiaobai was still in a daze, and saw that the village head had already started yelling at Bai Nuo before saying that the voting had started. , the little demon king Bai became the next village head of Huanxiang Village!

On the way back, Ying Xiaobai couldn't figure out how this was possible, ignored the two fathers behind him, and walked ahead alone talking to himself.

Ying Zijue looked at the back of Ying Xiaobai whose three views had been refreshed, shook his head with a smile, and then asked Bai Nuo: "Did you have fun?"

"Of course." Bai Nuo replied proudly, "I just inquired about their preferences. Besides, the village head relies on brains, not digging the ground to grow vegetables. Although it is important, but you will , the two of us have to control the same."

Ying Zijue gave him a helpless look, and Bai Nuo hurriedly said, "Don't worry, I'm the village chief who is better than anyone else. With me around, whoever dares to bully them, our village will definitely prosper."

"Then what do you want to be after becoming the village chief?"

"Being a county magistrate, there are too many bad officials in the human world. I have to take care of it. Yu Qifeng can't do it alone."

"Okay, but there are more?"

"Being a general, the human world will change its dynasty every few hundred years. I want to see if we can change it with our abilities, or come to save the country."

"I think I can do it, but you, it's okay to escort food and grass."

"Cut..." Bai Nuo pursed his lips and smiled, and walked home hand in hand with Ying Zijue, "Thigh, you really won't go back to the Heavenly Palace. If you stay with me, you won't get eternal life. No matter how long it is, there is an end."

"That's not very good, we can reincarnate together, maybe we can actually order a doll kiss or something, you have my essence, I have your inner alchemy, and we will only be with each other from life to life. "

"Besides..." Ying Zijue didn't finish his sentence, but just glanced at Ying Xiaobai.

"And what?"

"It's nothing, Thor's duty, maybe someone will voluntarily perform it in the future?"

"Apart from you, who else has such ability?" Bai Nuo asked, Ying Zijue smiled and said no, everything in the world has a beginning and an end, and every existence has its own value.

"Go home, let's draw up a list, and you will have to invite a lot of people when you officially take office."

Bai Nuo was led away by Ying Zijue, and said: "There are quite a few, I have released all the information, so it would be a shame if I can't be selected, Xiao Jin, mother, Daoist Taixu, demons, and Yun Yi .”

"When they come, they will definitely give you a gift to congratulate you on taking office, so I will give it to you first for my husband, lest they steal the limelight." After saying that, Ying Zijue took out a bright green jade from his bosom. Light stuff comes out.

"Hey?" Bai Nuo cheered.

"I tried my best, but I couldn't make him recover all his spiritual power, but it's okay to accompany you to copy the house rules."

Bai Nuo took it and held it tightly in his palm.Ying Zijue took it from him, cast a spell on it and put a red string on it, and then tied it around Bai Nuo's waist with his own hands, "Let's go."

"Well, thigh, do you think I can be a good village head?"

"Yes, I think everyone's IQ is the same as yours."

"That's good, but why do I feel that what you said doesn't sound like a compliment to me?"

"No, it's because my husband is quarrelling."

"Obviously not, no, someday I will go to school with Xiaobai to learn about human culture."

"Forget it, my husband will teach you."

"Why?"

"Because, my husband is worried that you will pass me off in anger."

"Ying Zijue!!!"

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