you little goblin

"One, the husband's food needs to be controlled by the wife; two, the husband's clothes need to be washed by the wife; third, the husband's hair needs to be groomed by the wife; fourth, the husband's bed needs to be warmed by the wife; fifth, ah, what the hell is this. "

In broad daylight, Bai Nuo was sitting in the fenced yard, holding this book of family rules and reading aloud, but the more he read, the more he felt that this was really bullying, especially the fifth article, the family's wealth does not need to be managed by his wife!

The first ones need to be taken care of by his wife, why don't they need it here, and then there are many pages at the back, each page is densely written with rules, Bai Nuo really didn't even have the strength to twitch his mouth, I really think that the person who can write this thing is really a great talent, no, it should be a talent who dislikes his wife very much.

Excluding those few days, this is the first day after Bai Nuo and Ying Zijue got married. However, after only one day, Bai Nuo felt restless.

Now that the sun has risen, Ying Zijue in the early morning carried a scythe and went down to the field with Chang Baisheng in the next yard. Bai Nuo could see those who were busy in the field in the distance Farmers, but also laughing.

Bai Nuo couldn't figure out why a hoe digging a field should be happy.

Thinking about it, he sighed again from the bottom of his heart, now that he is all right, he can't find a way to recover his cultivation, do he really want to live like the one written in this book?

"Hey, lingering is really bad. If I hadn't left Qingqiu 300 years ago, I wouldn't have met him. If I hadn't met him, I wouldn't have trusted him. If I hadn't trusted him, I wouldn't have been caught by the God Realm. If you will be caught, you won’t be subjected to the death penalty of sky fire, and if you don’t receive the death penalty of sky fire, you won’t be what you are now.”

Thinking of the past, Bai Nuo rarely showed some sadness and hatred. Looking at the white and flawless clouds floating in the sky, he sneered, "Hey, I'm alive, do you know? You shouldn't know, if you know , I guess I have to die again, are you lying behind the clouds and patrolling around where there are monsters? Hmph, if you are not so ruthless, maybe I can tell you that the demon king Qiongshang may have been resurrected, but Now, it has nothing to do with me, in fact, I am looking forward to you gods and immortals being strangled by all the demon kings, hehe..."

Bai Nuo was smiling slyly, glanced at him, but saw a juicy young man standing in front of his courtyard at some point, and for an unknown how long, just looking at his expression, how should I put it, it was as if he saw a mentally ill man. generally.

"Who are you?" Bai Nuo straightened his body and asked in a bad tone. He squinted his eyes and looked him up and down, but he could probably guess who it was by looking at his figure.

"You are Mr. Bai, right? My name is Yu Xiaotong, and I live in the courtyard next to yours." The young man named Yu Xiaotong came in with a food basket. Looking at the cleanliness gives people a feeling of refreshment, but Bai Nuo can't appreciate this kind of cleanliness, he just doesn't hate looking at it.

"Oh." After rewarding a word, Bai Nuo continued to think about how to get Ying Zijue's blood, so that he could taste whether it would be effective. If this method didn't work, then he could only practice again and absorb people. As for the two methods of spirit, the former need not be considered at all. As for the latter, it is possible, but it is too ostentatious. If you are not careful, you will have to attract those people from the fairy sect.

"Are you still sad about your father's matter?" Seeing that Bai Nuo's face was getting more and more wrinkled, Yu Xiaotong asked with concern.

Bai Nuo glanced at him and didn't answer. Except for Ying Zijue, talking to any mortal would be a waste of saliva.

Being left in the air like this, neither entering nor retreating, Yu Xiaotong's embarrassing little face flushed, and finally he looked down at the food basket in his hand, and then smiled and said: "It's noon, your food is ready Well, when it’s done, we’ll send it to them together.”

Hearing this, Bai Nuo stared at Yu Xiaotong with a pair of peach blossom eyes like a gift, and after staring for a while, he asked in confusion, "What are you cooking for, and what are you giving?"

Surprised on the face of Yu Xiaotong, he glanced, and suddenly saw the book of "Yingjia Family Regulations" that Bai Nuo casually threw on the stone table, and then said clearly: "Mr. According to the rules, the husbands go to the fields to harvest, and we prepare the lunch and send it directly, so as to save them the trouble of running back and forth."

When Yu Xiaotong said this, Bai Nuo tilted his head, as if Ying Zijue had said to himself when Ying Zijue left this morning, 'The lunch for the two of us depends on you, there is a recipe on the stove, you can follow it , today, no matter how you get it, you have to get it out, otherwise...'

Otherwise, Ying Zijue didn't say anything, but when Bai Nuo recalled his expression now, he also felt that it was not a good expression, but, does it really have to be like this, must it be like this, do I have to behave like this, just to not Show flaws?

"No, I didn't do it." Bai Nuo turned his head suddenly, and shouted angrily, no matter how he looked at it, it looked like, uh, like he wasn't satisfied last night.

"It's okay, I happen to have a lot here, and it's enough for the big brother. Let's go together. You just got married and don't know the village well. I just happen to show you around."

Yu Xiaotong said very enthusiastically, and Bai Nuo nodded in agreement, not because he wanted to get familiar with the environment, but because he wanted to lock down a few targets. He sent so many spirits to the underworld, and brought back a few recovery cultivation bases, which is also considered a gift to me. Go, not too much.

Walking side by side with Yu Xiaotong on the country road, although Bai Nuo came here with a purpose, but the rural scenery does have a special flavor, the thick simplicity and the beautiful scenery of the countryside without any exaggeration, and the gazing The field ridges and the golden rice all add a beauty that cannot be seen elsewhere to this rural land. Standing on the muddy road in the countryside, even if a breeze blows with the local flavor, it will make you feel refreshed. .

"How did you get married here? I see that in this village, except for the two of us who are men and wives, the rest are still women." Bai Nuo asked this purely because he didn't expect that there would be a married couple in this place. Like myself, she was married as a man, could it be that this snake was also forced?

Just as Bai Nuo was thinking this way, he saw that Yu Xiaotong beside him had already narrowed his eyes with a smile, full of sweet energy, and the tired Bai Nuo couldn't wait to distance himself from him, so as not to be bored to death.

"I used to be from the village next door. Because my family was poor, my parents wanted to sell me to a small watchtower. I refused and escaped. Unexpectedly, I met a gangster on the road and almost killed me. It was Bai Sheng. Brother saved me, brought me back, and..."

"Then you made a promise with your body?" Bai Nuo continued with a dry smile.

"How do you know, brother Bo Sheng treats me very well, loves me very much, and I love him too, so..."

"So you guys agreed to become a tree together?" Bai Nuo shook his head, with an expression that I knew everything.

"Turn into a tree?"

"Lianlishu, don't you like to sing a few words when you have nothing to do, wishing to be a flounder in the sky and a Lianli tree in the ground?"

"It's Lovebird, Lian Lizhi."

"I don't know about Lian Lizhi, but I have seen Biz Wing. Are you sure you are willing to be Biz Wing, a guy with only one wing and one eye."

Yu Xiaotong was taken aback when he heard Bai Nuo say this, "Where did you meet, these are all legends."

"You don't have to worry about it, but it doesn't matter whether it's a tree, a branch or a bird, you're hopeless anyway, but why does your story sound so familiar to me?" Bai Nuo walked forward, feeling more and more aware as he walked. After walking a few steps, he suddenly turned his head and clapped his hands at Xiaotong, saying, "I've seen it in many story collections, but this is the best in many love stories, and it's simply unsatisfactory."

After hearing this, Yu Xiaotong stared fixedly at Bai Nuo, but didn't know how to react, so he just looked at Bai Nuo fixedly, but Bai Nuo continued to speak bluntly: "This story of yours should have a name, It's called the farmer and the snake, hehe..."

While chatting and laughing, the two had already walked to the ridge of the field, Bai Nuo looked ahead, and saw Ying Zijue was shirtless, with a sweat towel around his neck, busy in the field, surrounded by people in the same attire However, I don't know whether it's because I've been with Ying Zijue for a long time, or because I have prejudice against other mortals. Should they all be silly, why is this thigh so thick and pinched?

"Brother Baisheng~" Yu Xiaotong called out sweetly, and saw the head raised in the field, what should this man say, he looks very honest, a typical peasant and farmer's feeling, seeing Yu Xiaotong, As soon as the sickle was thrown, a big smile jumped up, as if he was about to throw his little tongue on the ground.

At first, Bai Nuo thought it was Yu Xiaotong who was exaggerating too much. As a result, after Yu Xiaotong called out, there were such calls in the countryside, such as, "Msanggong, let's eat, or, husband, let's eat." Come up quickly, the slave's family has brought the food' and so on and so on.

Bai Nuo twitched the corners of his mouth, and felt three black lines written on his forehead. When he raised his eyes again, he saw all the men got up from the field, only Ying Zijue was still standing below. At this time, uh, could it be I was wrong, why did I feel that Ying Zijue looked at me expectantly, what are you looking forward to?

The two of them just stared at each other, Bai Nuo didn't understand, this stinky thigh, if you want to come up, come up, if you don't come up, forget it, what is the meaning of staring at me like this?