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Help: What happens when you wake up and find that your friends are full?

When An Heyi woke up, the jade plaque on the wall next to him was shining brightly. When he clicked on it, hundreds of messages about adding friends popped up, piled up in rows.What's even more frightening is that because of the settings, the jade card can only be passed with one key, but not rejected with one key.

Scroll down in the friend addition column, all of them are xxx disciples of xx peak, just looking at them makes people scared.

An Heyi didn't know what happened, and was afraid that there would be some weird news when he opened the jade tablet, so he hurriedly opened the chat box of Master Yuan He to ask for help.

"May I ask under what circumstances, many people suddenly appear overnight to add friends?"

The other side responded quickly.

Why Daochang: He Huanzong hung him out and publicly said that he is good at kung fu.

"..." An Heyi was taken aback, and opened the official website of Hehuanzong to take a look.

The official website of Hehuanzong still has the news of last year's recognized best sand sculpture in the cultivation world-the apprentice defected from the teacher's school and turned to a flower-picking thief, and the master mistakenly picked the master in the room late at night.There is also a line of big characters at the bottom, which has now been lost.

The word "Kung Fu" is written in golden font below the message, and No. 1 on the "Kung Fu" list is the master who mistakenly brought back the apprentice who betrayed the master.

Fortunately, I didn't see the top of the list change hands.

An Heyi breathed a sigh of relief in the misfortune, not for this reason.

"No, is there any other possibility?"

An Heyi was frowning, and Wen Xiuyuan was lying on the bed in the palace on the mountainside, his blue hair drooping obediently, his headrest was smooth and his wrists were smooth, and the corner of his mouth curled into a faint smile.On the other hand, Ruyu's white fingers kept clicking on the jade plaque.

Daoist Yuan He: According to my guess, you must be the only one in your sect who can see it.Although you are also acting ugly, you are the only venerable in your sect who has normal facial features, is not mutilated, and is not fierce.

An Heyi was surprised, "It makes sense."

Wen Xiuyuan laughed out loud, tears were hanging from the corners of his eyes, and they were wiped away by those slender fingers like green onions.

Daoist Yuan He: In my opinion, it must be that you are not ugly enough, little friend.

An Heyi thought about it carefully, and rummaged through the spirit ring to find the grimace masks left for him by his seniors.

Early this morning, a monk with a grimace suddenly appeared in the teleportation array in Wen Xiuyuan's dormitory, and he was so startled that he almost didn't take out his weapon.

ugly!too ugly!

Horribly ugly.

As soon as the ghost-faced monk appeared, he dropped a sentence, "Go to the foot of the mountain to chop bamboo today."After speaking, he turned around and disappeared.

Wen Xiuyuan sat on the bed in a daze, and after a long time, he realized that it was Master An Heyi.

Changed to chopping bamboo today?

Wen Xiuyuan took his time and waited until Haosheng tidied up before walking towards the teleportation array.

Today's bamboo forest is quiet and quiet, only the rustling sound of the wind blowing through the leaves. Wen Xiuyuan raised the hatchet and pretended to be chopping vigorously.The bamboo that used to be cut one at a time now has to be chopped seven or eight times before it is cut.

An Heyi was even more puzzled.

Obviously it wasn't like this yesterday, his apprentice was so evil.

As soon as the peeping water curtain was closed, Wen Xiuyuan swung his hand and stuck the hatchet on the ground, then took out a rocking chair from the spirit ring, and closed his eyes comfortably.

The first dew of the dawn, the breeze blows.

It's such a comfortable day when no one disturbs your sleep.

Here An Heyi flew to Yunwailou with his sword again.

Shi Mingda fell asleep with his book in his hand, while his disciple Qiao Xu was chopping bamboo peacefully. After observing for several days, he was sure that his disciple Qiao Xu couldn't develop any affection for him, so he relaxed.

When the weather was fine today, I took out a pot of fine wine and had a few drinks.

Hey, if you want to adore, you also adore Tanyu Junior Brother.

A dead fellow Taoist will not die a poor Taoist, and the old man will be safe.

Shi Mingda touched his stomach, feeling a little full.

When An Heyi arrived, Shi Mingda's eyes were half-closed, and he looked very sleepy, which made An Heyi feel ashamed when he came to disturb him.

"Oh, junior brother, why are you here today?" Shi Mingda took out another jug ​​of wine from the spirit ring, and filled An Heyi's glass.

"My apprentice is not quite right today." Master Tan Yu was still worried.

"What's the matter with him?" Shi Mingda put down his glass and burped in comfort.

"He chops bamboo very slowly, not as powerful as yesterday."

Shi Mingda's eyes were about to close, An Heyi felt distressed when he saw Senior Brother Shouyu's actions like this.In the past, he used to have a pot of tea at hand, but this time he drank it without looking at it.

"Bicc", An Heyi accidentally hiccupped too, realized his behavior, stood up and saluted suddenly, "Tan Yu is too rude."

Shi Mingda narrowed his eyes, waved his hands and said, "Don't worry about it. But..."

"But what?" An Heyi was alert, stood up straight, and heard a sentence from the opposite side.

"But...you seem to...be in the wrong direction."

After finishing speaking, Shi Mingda slammed his head on the table with a "boom".

"Brother?" An Heyi was also dizzy, seeing Shi Mingda collapsed, he reached out to help him.

Shi Mingda waved his hands, buried his head on the table, groped with his right hand on the table, found the wine glass, and lifted it up.

"Brother, if you have wine today, you will be drunk today, and you will be sad tomorrow. Drink!"

When Mingda raised his hand, he poured the wine down without even looking at whether there was a wine glass below. An Heyi couldn't bear to waste the fine wine that his senior had collected, so he had to catch it with a wine glass.But it's all in my wine glass, so I can't waste it, so I might as well drink it.

Wen Xiuyuan had a comfortable sleep in the bamboo forest, woke up and stretched, opened the jade card and looked for Qiao Xu's logo.

When he shared Tan Yu's logo yesterday, he also added Qiao Xu's logo by the way.

"Brother Qiao, your training today is chopping bamboo? May I ask how many bamboos you have chopped so far?"

Qiao Xu was diligently chopping the bamboo, and when he saw the jade tablet lit up, he opened it to see that it was Wen Xiuyuan's message.

Qiao Xu heard Master talking about Wen Xiuyuan yesterday, saying that he was so talented that he filled five tanks of water in a row.I came here today to ask, is this a provocation? !

The hatchet in Qiao Xu's hand slashed heavily, and it fell on the bamboo pole, causing the bamboo to fall to the ground.

"83, I don't know how much the younger brother cut?"

Wen Xiuyuan thought about it, but he didn't even bother to do the calculations, so he said directly, "Ninety percent."

"75 roots is also very powerful, let's continue to work hard, junior."

Wen Xiuyuan smiled and said nothing, and casually threw the jade plaque into his arms.The sound of the wind remained the same, Wen Xiuyuan raised his head and scanned around, "Ninety-five percent is 75, then just cut it to 74."

Wen Xiuyuan swung his saber forward, and wherever he went, the bamboo fell down.

After finishing the work, he went to the rocking chair again.

Before he lay down, his expression changed suddenly, and he quickly threw the rocking chair into the spirit ring, and picked up the hatchet that was thrown on the ground.

I saw a white-clothed fairy-like cultivator coming with a sword, standing on the ground, with a wave of the long sword, a piece of bamboo fell down instantly.

"Master?" Wen Xiuyuan couldn't see clearly.

An Heyi heard his apprentice's shout, and turned his head to look at him quietly, "You can't cut it."

"Ah?" The task has been sent out, and the chopping has been finished. Is it possible to find out that it is a golden bamboo now.

An Heyi's eyebrows slanted, and his words were fierce, "Don't chop!"

Wen Xiuyuan sniffed, as early as when An Heyi came over, he could smell a fresh fragrance, now seeing An Heyi like this, he finally came to his senses.

Dare to drink.

"Ha", Wen Xiuyuan was overjoyed.

His talent scares Xiaoyou to such a degree.

Wen Xiuyuan was in a good mood, and walked over slowly, but before reaching An Heyi's side, An Heyi fell back with a "slap" and fell on the grass.

"Hey? Little friend??" Wen Xiuyuan ran over, lifted his mask, and poked An Heyi's face with a jade flute in his hand, and saw that the master was breathing evenly, with a peaceful expression on his face, and muttered something in his mouth .

Wen Xiuyuan leaned over to listen carefully, and only heard four small words, "Apprentice...no."

"puff."

Wen Xiuyuan laughed out loud.

The author says:

①Master: As long as I strike first, no one can beat me.

Apprentice: So you cut the bamboo first?

Master: ...

Apprentice: Heh.

②The apprentice betrayed the teacher and turned to a flower-picking thief, and picked the master by mistake in the room late at night.

How did it feel to be interviewed?

A single word: cool!

③Qiao Xu: I'm just a humble beauty who doesn't have many roles and doesn't have green tea from others.Why?

Hehe: Because this is essentially a happy sand sculpture article.