you are different from the picture

Gu Yile felt that the Mercury might be retrograde recently, and what happened to him were all troublesome things.

If you are upset, a little wine can lead to big things.

In the early morning, he sat up in shock in his dying illness, held his mobile phone and flipped through it, and even dared not breathe when he clicked on the few voice messages he had exchanged with Liang.

As if being strangled by the hand of fate, the more you turn down, the more ferocious your expression becomes.

First, he called himself "Lao Tzu" in front of a blind date whom he had never met.

Then he boasted that he had a great temperament without shame.

Then use provocative words to force the other party to talk.

In the end, they even acted like a baby to each other.

Fierce, masculine, sassy, ​​coquettish.

……

Due to his coercion, Liang yelled "Lele" seven times in total.

Listening to one by one, Gu Yile has already forgotten the happiness of yesterday, and just wants to suppress the instinctive impulse of the body.

The urge to push yesterday's self to the ground and beat him up.

There was class in the morning, and after breakfast without taste, Gu Yile floated to the kitchen like a ghost before going out.

Hearing the sound of footsteps, Guan Mengqing, who was washing the dishes, didn't raise her head: "Didn't I say I don't want your help?"

"Mom, how much did I drink yesterday?"

"Three or five cans, beer, how much can you drink with your broken alcohol capacity."

"Is the wine not expired?"

"Of course, your dad bought it specially to celebrate your overseas competition. When did our family store wine?"

"Mom, look at me."

Guan Mengqing turned her head and took a look: "Tsk, my son is so handsome when he's hungover."

Gu Yile shook his head inexplicably: "Mom, look at my face, is there a word?"

So Guan Mengqing took a closer look: "No."

"Look carefully." Gu Yile raised his finger on his forehead, "Here, there must be five words."

Knowing the son is Mo Ruo's mother, Guan Mengqing understands, and cooperates: "Oh, I saw it, 'Peerless Handsome Guy'."

However, this time the mother and son did not match up.

Gu Yile pointed to his forehead from left to right: "No, it's 'social death'."

When he arrived at school, even his best friend Peng Zhou had goosebumps when he heard his last reply last night, "Wow, you are so kind", and asked him if he was drinking too much and playing role-playing.

"It may be my second personality." Gu Yile said with a pale face, "It was hidden too deep before and I didn't find it."

"Tsk, it's still passively motivated." Peng Zhou laughed happily, stretching out his finger to move up the line, "Then what did he say, why did he withdraw it?"

Gu Yile pressed his head, closed his eyes and tried his best to recall, but still couldn't remember.

Anyway, I regretted it very much, regretted drinking in a bad mood, and regretted teaching Liang how to withdraw the message.

"Who knows." He smashed the can, "Maybe it was sent by mistake."

"It shouldn't be, didn't you reply 'you are so nice'?"

Combined with the context, Peng Zhou used his little brain: "I know, what he said must be 'Don't be afraid, brother will protect you!'"

This time it was Gu Yile's turn to shake the goosebumps: "He's not that kind of person."

"What kind is that?"

At this moment, the unshakable good morning message arrived every day.

Gu Yile stared at the "Hello" in the dialog box, and smiled on the surface: "The kind that makes people want to salute him."

Today's news, Gu Yile did not reply in time.

He was afraid of replying, so Liang chatted with him about the drunk car rollover incident in the early morning.

Although this is not the first time, Gu Yile still feels that this kind of scandal should not be brought up because of the psychology of avoiding the world and seeking stability, just like Xia Tian, ​​just let it pass quietly, and don't keep a little secret.

It was the history of string music class again, that guy Peng Zhou was chatting with someone with his mobile phone in his hand, his fingers were flying on the keyboard.

It's not that Gu Yile has no one to chat with, but he is afraid to chat with others for fear of being caught online.

He quit WeChat like a thief and went to the forum to have fun.

Last week, he posted a new violin in his personal space and asked how to engrave his name on the violin. At that time, several acquaintances came to leave comments, saying that the violin is good, and the name was obtained with great enthusiasm.

Gu Yile named the qin Se Se, the sound of the wind, and the turquoise color, both of which are fresh and beautiful images, and the word "se" is taken out to refer to an ancient stringed instrument. He is a student of string music, which happens to coincide.

Gu Yile felt that he was already called a genius.

That's why these flamboyant homosexuals on the forum insisted on linking this elegant name with ghs. Gu Yile slandered while scrolling through the comments, thinking: This world is indeed so rare that it's hard to find a good friend.

At this time, a distinctive comment caught his attention.

dong: It is recommended to use acrylic paint to write on the body of the piano, so as to avoid irreversible damage to the wood caused by the lettering.

Gu Yile has some impressions of this netizen. Hearing what he said, I think it makes sense. Although the material of the electric violin is not the focus of affecting the sound quality, it is a pity that the beautiful patterns are broken.

It was rare to meet someone who answered the question well, so Gu Yile asked: Acrylic paint?Can it be bought online?

A netizen named Dong replied online: Yes.

Gu Yile opened the online mall, browsed around, and then came back and asked: Is this difficult?I think I need to color it or something...

Dong: Not difficult.

Gu Yile tentatively asked: Can my friend teach me?

dong: I never learned painting.

Since he didn't directly refuse, it means that he is still willing.Gu Yile hurriedly flattered: That must be better than me!

The two switched from the comment area to the forum for private chat.

Today Yihappy: My friend, I feel very kind when I see your name!

The other side was silent for 2 minutes, as if thinking.

Dong: Really?

today should be happy: yes, my dad has a dong in his name[/haha]

The other end was silent again, and it took a long time to come back and say a dry word: Oh.

In the afternoon, Gu Yile practiced the piano in the smart piano room downstairs in the school dormitory.

The smart piano room is a newly added facility in the school to relieve the pressure of the piano room building. The space inside is sufficient and the sound insulation is good. It is very popular as the end of the term is approaching. Gu Yile asked the student who lives in the room to help him scan the QR code in advance to make an appointment before grabbing it. to a room.

However, he was not willing to spend money to turn on the air conditioner, and it was a bit cold during practice, so Gu Yile took a break to put down the piano and hopped around to keep warm, and picked up his mobile phone to play for a while.

The forum has the function of displaying online/offline. Gu Yile received a few data pictures sent by Dong, saw the little green under Dong's profile light up, and greeted enthusiastically: Hey, I caught you!

Dong: Yes.

The cold reply did not make Gu Yile flinch. He first expressed his gratitude, and then approached him: I see that your account has just been registered, are you here to make friends?

Dong: Yes.

Today should be happy: Looking for 1?

Dong: What 1?

today should be happy: that is 1

As a three-year-old user of this forum, Gu Yile, who came over, made a point: In this place, it’s ok to make ordinary friends, but it’s easy to find a partner.

Dong: why?

Today Yihappy: Are you really in the industry?

Dong: Yes.

Today should be happy: The predecessor of this forum is the well-known yuepao software, don't you know?

Dong: I know.

Gu Yile is relieved: Listen to my brother's persuasion, finding a partner here is less reliable than a blind date[/stick out tongue]

Dong: Where is blind date unreliable?

The appearance of new friends made Gu Yile temporarily break free from the depression of social death.

Thinking that the other party didn't know his last name through the network cable, Gu Yile said frankly: It's obviously not suitable, and he still has to be dragged

Dong: That dead straight man?

today should be happy: I guess it's a good idea... dead straight man is an adjective here, not derogatory

Dong: How do you know it’s not suitable if you haven’t tried it?

Seeing the other party talking more, Gu Yile also felt like complaining: Every time I chat with him, I feel like the elders are talking to me

dong: The ones introduced by my family should be about the same age.

today should be happy: yes, she is one year older than me, I don’t know what’s going on, she speaks like there are eight generation gaps between me

Dong: There are differences among individuals.

today should be happy: I understand this, but the pressure is really great

Dong: why?

today should be happy: I’m afraid that if the chat breaks down, even my friends won’t be able to make it

Dong: Do you want to be friends with him?

Today should be happy: Well, as the saying goes, multiple friends lead to multiple paths, and multiple husbands lead to multiple homes[/笑笑]

Gu Yile feels that the new friend seems to be unhappy, and the specific performance is that the reply afterward is getting slower and slower, and the number of words is getting smaller and smaller.

It's too difficult to make friends online, Gu Yile couldn't help but sigh, it's still reliable to have three-dimensional friends by his side.

After practicing the piano and leaving the school, I met Lu Xiaodi, a three-dimensional friend who was going shopping for a drink.

The cello was big and heavy, Gu Yile took the initiative to change the back of the piano with the senior sister, Lu Xiaodi easily slipped into the crowd, and came out a few minutes later with two cups of milk tea, one of which was handed to Gu Yile.

"I heard that you have finally figured it out and decided to sign up for the competition in the spring of next year." Lu Xiaodi blinked, "This cup of milk tea wishes you a good ranking and honor for our school's orchestral department!"

Gu Yile accepted it bluntly: "Borrowing my sister's auspicious words, if I don't get the ranking, I will immediately transfer to another department, and I will never embarrass our department!"

The two walked side by side and chatted for a while.

Lu Xiaodi asked: "Why aren't you with Peng Zhou today?"

"He said he had something to do at home this afternoon." Gu Yile said.

"No, I just saw him at the piano room building, with our regiment chief."

"The chief of your regiment...the one surnamed Jiang?"

"Yes, I have complained to you before, that guy usually ignores us and is very arrogant."

Gu Yile's deepest impression on this person is that when he visited the old piano last time, he picked up the most expensive one and played it casually. At that time, Peng Zhou seemed to say that it was given to him by Chairman Liu.

"Oh, him." Thinking of Qin Gu Yile made her sour, "So Peng Zhou knew him."

"Maybe we just met." Lu Xiaodi said indifferently, "It's okay, Jiang Yu has a weird temper, no one can stand him."

Because they were on the same road, they chatted about something else while waiting for the bus on the same platform.

"How are you and that blind date?" Lu Xiaodi asked, sipping milk tea.

Gu Yile almost choked on himself: "No, it's not that good."

"What's wrong with that?"

"Just last night..." Gu Yile sighed, "I showed my true self in all aspects in front of him, and he might be searching on Google right now: how to get rid of a difficult blind date."

Lu Xiaodi laughed and said, "I think you want to get rid of him?"

Gu Yile scratched his face: "It's not... I think it's good to be friends, but if you want to get together and fall in love, then you have to think about it."

"That's right." On this point, Lu Xiaodi can always reach an agreement with Gu Yile, "It's the most comfortable being alone, you can go wherever you want, and do whatever you want."

After taking a few breaths of free air, Lu Xiaodi said casually: "The one surnamed Tan has come to our school's piano department as a consultant, don't you know?"

Gu Yile's reaction was flat: "Yes, I know."

"As for me, senior, as someone who has experienced it, I can only give you two suggestions."

"Let me relax and forgive him?"

"of course not."

As the bus came far away, Lu Xiaodi took the piano case that Gu Yile was carrying, and brushed her waist-length hair chicly: "One, stay away from him; two, never forgive this kind of harmful garbage."

Gu Yile smiled and thought: That guy won't feel that he is wrong, so why forgive him?

Watching Lu Xiaodi get into the car, Gu Yile turned around and was about to leave when he heard a voice behind him.

"Also, listen to my sister's persuasion." While the car door was still open, Lu Xiaodi shouted outside, "I don't want to make it clear as soon as possible who I want to talk to, otherwise I will be regarded as a scumbag sooner or later!"

Gu Yile with his back to the bus: ...

Curious gazes poured in from all directions, Gu Yile sighed, thinking that sooner or later, I am now.

When Gu Yile returned home, seeing that the time was right, he picked up his mobile phone and went to WeChat, intending to listen to his senior sister, cut the mess quickly, and explain it clearly to others.

I typed a few lines back and forth and felt inappropriate.

"I drank too much last night, but that's not what I meant..."

——Don’t bring up the scandal again, no, no, start again.

"I'm not that interested in you, we're still friends..."

——Wait a minute, in case people don't have that kind of interest in me, wouldn't it be presumptuous to say that?

"Actually, I haven't played enough, I don't want to delay you..."

——Fuck, this is too scumbag, how can you ruin your reputation like this?

Of course you can't just say it outright, this blind date is under the supervision of the parents of both parties, if you tell the other party directly that you don't want to have a relationship, if Guan Mengqing hears it, there will be a bloodbath in the family.

In order to find a suitable reason, Gu Yile almost scratched his hair bald.

While pacing back and forth in the room, he caught a glimpse of the family portraits on the table out of the corner of his eye, and suddenly he had an idea.

So at 01:30 p.m. city time, Liang Dong, who is used to taking a shower before going out, came out of the washroom wearing a bathrobe, walked into the room and picked up his mobile phone. What he saw was this message——

Today should be happy: [Are you here, take a look at the selfie? 】

Liang Dong thought for a while and replied: 【I don't take selfies. 】

Today should be happy: [Then let’s take a picture now[/Show your teeth]]

With a bang, the water dripping from the tip of the hair hit the phone screen.

In fact, Gu Yile's motives are not difficult to guess, after all, death is the biggest obstacle to long-distance online dating.

After all, after communicating with Gu Yile through another identity, he realized that the other party didn't want to associate with him, or that he had a lot of concerns, and what he showed didn't arouse the other party's enough interest.

Thinking of the phrase "multiple husbands, multiple homes", the complexities in Liang Dong's eyes flashed, and then his slender fingers wiped away the water stains on the screen, and made the final confirmation: [Now? 】

At the same time as the message was sent, there was another click.

Liang Dong's bathrobe was untied after just taking a shower.

Looking along the prestige, along the open front of the clothes, there are more drops of water on the tight but not exaggerated muscles of the chest, slowly sliding down from the well-arranged abdominal muscle depressions, and sinking into the hidden waist of the trousers. In the mermaid line.

Today should be happy: [Right now!You show me, I will show you too[/shy]]

The author says:

Le cub, are you ready?