you are different from the picture

The next day, Gu Yile and his friend Peng Zhou were both disgusted.

The former was because he reviewed the crooked voice he sent to his partner last night, and the latter was because he saw the newly painted nails of the band chief next door.

"Fuck, I can make such a girly voice?" Gu Yile felt dirty.

"Fuck, I left for a while and you got a girl's nails done?" Peng Zhou thought Jiang Yu was crazy.

Jiang Yu stretched out his hand and admired it: "How come, isn't this pretty good?" He said and winked at the only straight man present, "You don't like it?"

Peng Zhou glanced at it, then looked at it again, and gradually got used to it: "Your skin is fair, so it's not bad."

Gu Yile shook her head straight, took advantage of Peng Zhou to go out to buy breakfast for everyone, and said to Jiang Yu: "I saw you acting aggressively before, and thought... I didn't expect... Sigh."

"This is called a necessary sacrifice on the way of pursuit." Jiang Yu said while blowing his nails.

Lu Xiaodi was holding her mobile phone to supplement her knowledge of folk music, trying to find a common topic with the boy she likes. Hearing this, she also leaned over and asked Jiang Yu where she got her nails, and whether straight men would like them.

"That depends on whether the other party is really straight or pretending to be straight." Jiang Yu glanced at Gu Yile, "I heard that Consultant Tan from the piano department is in a relationship with a department flower from their department. Do you think he is really straight or pretending to be straight?"

Gu Yile didn't know and didn't care about Tan Qian's attributes.

Although he knew that this guy would eventually walk the path of a "normal person" who would get married and have children, Gu Yile was still relieved when he heard that he had found a girlfriend.

In this way, the bridge will return to the bridge and the road will return, and there will be no more intersections in the future.

Gu Yile, who was in a good mood, frantically harassed her boyfriend who was far away abroad, asking him what he was doing, and asking him if he had eaten, and even showed him Jiang Yu's fingernails, asking him what he thought of the color.

Liang: [Who? 】

Today should be happy: [a friend]

Liang: [Oh, so-so. 】

Today Yihappy: [What if I paint this color? 】

Liang: [It looks good. 】

Gu Yile secretly complained about his double standards, and smiled happily, thinking that he is not so straight.

Liang Dong studied in the library during the holidays, and spent some time chatting with Gu Yiletian.

Hearing that he was slightly short-sighted, Gu Yile guessed: [Did you hide under the covers and read when you were young, and your eyes were damaged? 】

Liang: [No.Make models in bed. 】

today should be happy: [Hahaha, there is no difference. When I was a child, I loved to read comics under the covers with a flashlight. My parents didn’t even know about it[精程微.gif]]

Liang: [I know. 】

Today should be happy: [? ?How did you know? 】

Liang: [guess. 】

Here again... Gu Yile pouted dissatisfiedly.

But that's not the point. Thinking of Liang's face and abs, it's hard for Gu Yile not to be curious about how he looks wearing glasses.

Today should be happy: [in?Look at the photos? 】

Liang: [What photo? 】

Gu Yile felt like a stinky hooligan molesting good women and men. Seeing that there was no one around, he cleared his throat and pressed the voice button: "That's, that's the one with the glasses."

One minute later, Liang sent a photo of the glasses.

Gu Yile: ...

There are really only glasses, placed on the beautifully textured beech wood table, a ray of precious sunlight shines through the window on the light golden temples, the picture is so peaceful and beautiful that one wants to play "Meditation".

Fortunately, there were two slender fingers resting on the lower edge of the frame, enough for Gu Yile to lick for a while.

As someone who has experienced it, he had to give a sincere suggestion: "Then what, Moments is for posting photos, not for growing grass. Posting three photos a day is not too much."

Liang honestly replied: [But your circle of friends doesn't have photos either. 】

During the sparring class in the afternoon, Gu Yile held his mobile phone and wondered which group to put Liang in.

In the column of friends and family, all the news can be seen, which means that the stinky photos you usually send can't be hidden. When you look back and compare the photos in Moments with the photos of the women's big guy, don't you know that he is deceiving?no.

In the column of teachers and ordinary students, you can only see some piano practice videos and music insights he posted, and you are short of tagging "pretentious" in the copywriting, no, no, no.

There is also the passerby column where Liang is now, most of them are business contacts, such as Yu Haoxuan's father, who belongs to outsiders, and Liang is now an insider, so he shouldn't stay here no matter what. no.

After thinking about it, Gu Yile created a separate group for Liang, and took the homophonic name "Liang Dong".

Gu Yile once again felt that he was called a genius, and went to the forum to share his joy with netizens: Adong Adong, a major new discovery!

Dong:?

Today Yihappy: My boyfriend's name is similar to yours!

Dong: ...

After the new group was created, Gu Yile non-stop posted a photo that was only visible to the group - a hand with a violin as the background saying "Yeah".

Liang liked it, and reciprocally posted a new photo in his circle of friends - a hand giving a thumbs up against the background of a book.

Gu Yile clicked to save, thinking that this wave was not a loss.

Just as he was having fun, the kid next to him who was playing the scale became unhappy, and flicked his bow: "I won't practice anymore, you will know how to play by yourself!"

Gu Yile yelled at the injustice: "I am a training partner, and I am only responsible for correcting your posture and pitch. If you don't make a sound, it means that you are doing well. You should be happy."

"Hmph." Yu Haoxuan puffed his cheeks, "Smiling so happily at the phone, there must be someone outside!"

Gu Yile: "... Who did you learn all this mess from?"

The day after tomorrow is Christmas Eve, the unqualified parents are not at home, and the children are wild.

Even coaxing and tricking the child to watch the piano practice, Gu Yile picked up the piano case and left. When he turned around at the door and saw Yu Haoxuan still following him, his eyes rolled: "Do you want to go out to play with the teacher?"

Yu Haoxuan is a big kid, and he knows that this elder brother surnamed Gu is just a sparring partner paid by his father to watch him play the piano, and he has never called him teacher.

But it's okay to take advantage of it.

He nodded obediently: "Take me out to play, and I will call you Mr. Gu from now on."

So in the afternoon, Peng Zhou called Gu Yile, and as soon as he connected, he heard cheerful nursery rhymes coming from the other end.

"What's the name of daddy's daddy ~ daddy's daddy is called grandpa~"

After staying for a few seconds, Peng Zhou asked, "Brother Le, do you have a son?"

Gu Yile rolled his eyes: "For such a big son, I developed it early enough."

Hearing that he was taking the piano boy from his employer's family to play in the children's playground, Peng Zhou called Brother Le a good person: "If poor Zhongti can get a little attention from Brother Le, he won't be spoiled by Jiang Yu." .”

Gu Yile: "What's wrong? Tell me clearly!"

In a few words, Peng Zhou told Jiang Yu how to play Gu Yile on the centerpiece of the piano room as a guitar, and then he thought it was not in tune and tuned it himself, so he broke one of the piano shafts.

"I'm going to be on stage the night after tomorrow." Although Qin is not worth much, Gu Yile was still a little worried, "Where can I find another handy Zhongdi now?"

"Don't worry about that. I've already bought a new piano shaft from the musical instrument store, but the size is not suitable. Jiang Yu is adjusting it..."

Gu Yile hurriedly stopped: "Tell him to put down my piano, and when I go back to fix it, don't turn around and break the piano board."

"Okay." Peng Zhou, who successfully passed the test, was as happy as a fool, "Then we will wait for you!"

On the way to send Yu Haoxuan back, Gu Yile held the child with one hand, and pressed the voice button with the other, and complained to Liang: "Peng Zhou, this guy, actually helped the person who broke my piano to talk, he is so ungrateful, he is so mad at me!" .”

Liang also sent a voice reply during his lunch break: "Dong Junzhe said the same thing about me."

After learning that Dong Junzhe was his classmate, and that he was the first to leave the group experiments several times in order to chat with him more, Gu Yile was a little embarrassed: "Ah... I have delayed your study."

"No, they can leave first after finishing the work. They are slow because they are not well prepared." Liang said.

Gu Yile felt the self-student looking down on all living beings, and touched his faintly hot face, thinking that it was this feeling of being favored.

While intoxicated, Yu Haoxuan tugged at his hand: "Mr. Gu, isn't your girlfriend in City S?"

Gu Yile didn't bother to correct that he was not a girlfriend but a boyfriend, and replied, "Yeah, he's studying abroad."

"Oh——" Yu Haoxuan licked the lollipop that Mr. Gu bought for him in his hand, "I see, you are dating online."

Today's children know a lot, Gu Yile, who was riding a shared bicycle, thought on the way home.

But he doesn't like the word "online dating" at all, it's like... It seems that there is no other connection between him and Liang other than the Internet.

What's more, online dating sounds unreliable, as if you have found a spiritual support in the virtual world, but in fact, no one cares about it in the real world.

I'm so good, Liang is so good, we are a strong alliance, don't be too reliable, okay?

The outstanding Gu Yile returned home and made a voice call to the outstanding object.

Liang Xu was doing some exercise, panting heavily: "Are you home? Okay... I just had lunch."

When asked what he was doing, he said he was climbing stairs.

call……

what……

Huha... Huha...

Gu Yile was alone in the room, wearing earphones, and every heavy or rapid gasp hit the eardrums unhindered, which made him feel anxious, and he was reluctant to take off the earphones or hang up temporarily.

"Eat, what are you eating?" He stammered.

"Sandwich." Liang panted back.

"Oh, is it delicious?"

"good."

Turning on the desk lamp, Gu Yile closed his eyes, and said silently in his heart: If I am guilty, please judge me by law, and don't let me be tortured because I can't see or feel it.

After a little less panting, Liang asked, "How did you get back? By bus or by taxi?"

Gu Yile's ears were still panting.

He replied confusedly: "Ride, ride a spinning bike."

"...a spinning bike?"

Gu Yile clutched her lively little heart: "Yes, it's dynamic...it's especially dynamic."

That night, Gu Yile got up at night, and came out with a roll of paper after solving the errands, and slept in his arms for half the night, with sexy "huha" sounds in his dreams.

After waking up, he opened the browser Baidu Encyclopedia, which said that online dating has hidden, deceptive, hypocritical, short-lived and other hazards. Gu Yile made a self-assessment and believed that short-lived is the most real.

After all, those friends who use their right hand to vent frequently all day long, according to rumors, don't live long.

"That what..."

During the voice call the next morning, Liang Dong noticed that Gu Yile started to hesitate again: "Take the elevator in the future, don't climb the stairs, how tired you are."

Liang Dong stopped on his way to the 24h gym.

"I work out," he said.

"Don't you go rock climbing every week?"

"Climbing is about decompression."

"The amount of exercise is amazing enough. Aren't you very busy studying? Why don't you sleep more if you have time?"

"But you don't like—"

Liang Dong didn't say the word "muscle man".

"I like your abs." Gu Yile didn't get it, but he was honest enough, "I'm still very envious, stop practicing, it puts me under a lot of pressure."

Liang Dong thought for a while, then turned around and started walking back.

"You don't need to be stressed," he said.

Gu Yile on the opposite side did not know what to think of, and sighed deeply.

Since depravity and decadence are also the hazards of online dating, in order to prevent this possibility, whenever the topic's mood goes down, Gu Yile will try to pull it back.

Following the topic just now, he asked, "Besides rock climbing and model building, do you have any other hobbies?"

Liang Dong climbed the stairs as if walking on flat ground, and said, "Yes."

"what?"

"Unpack things."

"Remove everything?"

"Ah."

"Can you pretend to go back?"

"can."

Gu Yile laughed: "I suddenly remembered that when I first added friends, I blocked you. Your mother said that you thought the phone was broken, so you wouldn't have taken it apart at that time, right?"

"Yeah." Liang Dong said, "It was almost demolished."

After a strange silence, Gu Yile asked dubiously: "Really?"

Liang Dong admitted, and said, "But it won't be demolished now."

"Come across something more interesting?"

"Ah."

But it is not a thing.

It was difficult for Liang Dong to be interested in the things around him since he was a child. He often wanted what his parents gave him.

No matter what kind of toy, no matter what skill, he is the one who plays the best and learns the fastest among the children around him, but he will not have any dependence or sustenance on the thing. When the next one comes, he is the only one who can never With nostalgia, he pulled away and left.

The psychiatrist said that this is a relatively special selection method. When he encounters people and things that really arouse his interest, even if he looks calm on the surface, he is actually accumulating impulsive energy inside.

Continue to accumulate exponentially, and then wait for a moment that does not know when it will come and explode without warning.

On the other side, Gu Yile kept asking questions, guessing basketball, swimming, and morning jogging one by one, and even mentioned studying and doing experiments.

"You don't like to socialize, do you? Because that Dong said that you don't fit in?" Gu Yile was anxious, "Don't listen to his nonsense, how good you are now, with meat and vegetables, healthy and healthy, foreign countries always like to do those things A smoky party, in case you get into any bad habits..."

Bad habits mainly refer to eating, drinking, whoring and gambling, among which the word "whoring" is the worst. Gu Yile is on guard from a distance, and doesn't want this online relationship that he doesn't want to admit to be an online relationship to lose to reality so quickly.

Under the bombardment of his voice, Liang finally opened his mouth and told the answer.

Just one word, Gu Yile didn't catch it, or didn't understand it.

"What...you say it again?"

Like a student who was called by the teacher, he became quiet all of a sudden, squatting on the chair with his hands and feet curled up, not daring to show his breath, lest he miss the reminder from his deskmate to send charcoal in a timely manner.

Perhaps this answer was just an answer to Liang, and his tone was casual, as if he was telling a simple fact that everyone knew.

"My only interest right now is you."