you are different from the picture

Gu Yile is a person who is sometimes sensitive and delicate, and sometimes dull.

The latter is mainly reflected in new fields. For example, on the fifth day when he was with Liang, he discovered that it was not a coincidence that he met Liang every morning, but someone deliberately did it.

"I wake up at seven and you are there, and I wake up at ten and you are also there." Gu Yile said to the phone, "Don't you need to sleep?"

Liang Dong: "Yes."

Gu Yile: ...

Look at the child who is sleepy, all delirious.

What to do, I can only continue to persuade: "Don't, you won't grow taller if you don't sleep."

"22 years old, theoretically it won't grow any longer." Liang Dong thought for a while and added, "I'm 1.8 meters seven."

Gu Yile, who is 1.7 meters five, was offended, and silently took back the pain just now, thinking that you would be trapped to death and forget it.

On the way to school, Gu Yile couldn't sit still, so she opened WeChat and sent a voice message: "Are there so many papers to be written? Can you call the teacher to apply for a later date?"

Liang Dong said, "There are no papers."

"Then you are still not asleep?"

"Well, read a book."

"Shall I send you the song from last time?"

"No, I'm sleepy after listening."

"It's just for you to use as a lullaby."

"When you want to sleep, you will naturally fall asleep."

Gu Yile didn't know what to do. He held the phone all the way to the piano room. Coincidentally, the phone vibrated as soon as he sat down.

Liang: [Are you in the classroom yet? 】

Today should be happy: [Just arrived [breathing like a cow.gif]]

Liang: [Okay, I'm asleep. 】

……

It dawned on me.

The corners of her lips turned up uncontrollably, and Gu Yile muttered while flipping through the music score: "You want to send me to school, why don't you take such a sharp turn?"

In fact, when it comes to falling in love alone, the novice apprentice Gu Yile discovered through observation that everyone adopts different methods.

Lu Xiaodi has recently taken a fancy to a boy who learns guzheng from the folk music department, and feels that he plays the zither with a kind of domineering arrogance.She was originally a beauty, and she was more particular about her dress these days. She went to the piano room building for "ward rounds" from time to time in the middle of rehearsals, hoping to run into each other at the next corner.

When asked why he bothered to confess his love so directly, Lu Xiaodi said: "That would be too embarrassing. I have to wait for him to find my beauty and come after me."

Chief Jiang over there is different, chasing and fighting fiercely, with various tricks.When rehearsing the quartet today, seeing Peng Zhou come in with a bouquet of flowers, Gu Yile was dumbfounded.

He pulled him into a corner: "Jiang Yu gave you these flowers?"

Peng Zhou was very happy: "Well, smell it, does it smell good?"

"Sweet your head." Gu Yile's goosebumps were caused by her friend's girlish coquettishness, "Aren't you a straight man?"

"Yes, my steel pipe is straight."

"Then you still accept flowers from him?"

"This is a lily, which represents friendship." Peng Zhou leaned over to smell it by himself, his face full of intoxication. "He said he would not force me. If you can't be a lover, it's good to be a buddy."

Gu Yile raised his forehead: "How can I have a buddy like you who is easy to deceive."

During the break in the afternoon, Peng Zhou was sent off to buy water, and Lu Xiaodi didn't miss any chance to go out to patrol the building, and there were only two people left in the piano room.

Gu Yile cut straight to the point and patted the phone in front of Jiang Yu: "Is this you?"

On the screen are the most popular recent posts on the same-sex dating forums that he often visits. From falling in love with a straight man and deliberately spilling water on the straight man, he has now talked about the straight man's self-defense, and the host has no choice but to retreat , Said that he would like to be good brothers with him.

Jiang Yu leaned over to take a look, still calm, at least he didn't look panicked about being caught: "Yes, I posted this, I just updated it to the strategy of delaying the attack."

"A plan to delay the attack?" Gu Yile rolled his eyes, "I think it's a homophobic trick every day, right?"

"I can't help you if you want to think so." Jiang Yu smiled indifferently, "I just want to chase him."

"He's straight."

"He's in the closet and doesn't know it."

"I see that your tone of voice is not too crooked."

"If I don't bend, can I feel that you are bending?"

"You are so smart, he is not your opponent, why not change to a challenge."

"It's okay, I like helping the poor, I'll let him in bed."

"But I don't think you are sincere to him."

"How about I cut out my heart and show you?"

As he said that, Jiang Yu made a gesture to take off his clothes, and Gu Yile was so frightened that he jumped three meters away, thinking that the senior sister was right, this person is really weird, so stay away from him.

Fearing that this chief with abnormal brain circuits would do something amazing, Gu Yile huddled in the corner and went to the forum with his mobile phone.

today should be happy: a lot of things happened around me recently

Dong: What's the matter?

Today should be happy: I have a straight boyfriend who was entangled by a gay, and the post that gay posted on our forum was also dug up by me

dong: In terms of relationships, just give advice as a friend, and it's best not to interfere.

today Yihappy: Hmm, I'm just a little worried, the difficulty factor of straight bending is too high, if it hurts both sides...

Dong: This is beyond your control.

today should be happy: oh, yes

Dong: What else happened?

today should be happy: I formed a quartet with my friends and will perform at the Christmas Eve concert

Dong: Great.

Today should be happy: But I was assigned to pull Zhongti [/ mourning]

Dong: Is it not good to mention it?

Today should be happy: There is a saying in our department, if you are worried about your violin being stolen, put it in the viola box

Dong: ...

today should be happy: hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha this is the legendary tat

Dong: Is the piano your own?

today Yihappy: Well, I have been a regular candidate for the middle school since middle school tat

Dong: How about giving Zhongti a name like the electric mention before.

today should be happy: good idea!When I think about it, I come to you to design together!

Dong: Yes.

After a while, Gu Yile finally couldn't hold back and shared the good news.

today should be happy: and that... I'm in love[/扎花]

Dong: Congratulations.

Dong: Is it a blind date?

today should be happy: yes!

Dong: Didn’t you say there are eight generation gaps between you and him?

todayyihappy: Hahaha, do you still remember this... now the generation gap is eliminated by me, only eight hours of time difference

dong: Working in a different place is hard work.

todayyihappy: It’s okay, A Dong will accompany me when I’m bored, I won’t abandon you just because I’m in love!

Today should be happy: [Link: Zero の Happy Garden (12.19 update 18p)]

Today Yihappy: Come, come, let's lick fresh hunks together! [/awsl]

Liang Dong in the distance was in a good mood just now because of Gu Yile's frankness, so he clicked on the link and fell silent.

He had never found the word "macho" so glaring, so he typed with a wooden face: Is it that good-looking?

When I sent it, I felt that the tone was not like ordinary netizens, so I deleted it.

Change the input: Do you like this?

The intention of snooping is too obvious, delete it again.

Final entry: Does your boyfriend mind?

After repeated deliberation, I feel that there is no problem, and click send.

Gu Yile should still hang on the forum to read the post, and replied in seconds: I don't mind, he is not so narrow-minded[/haha]

Liang Dong hesitated to speak, his mood was complicated. Looking at the row [/licking the screen] that Gu Yile brushed in the comments of the post, the top of his head even faintly glowed green.

Gu Yile didn't know what he was about to face. While watching the macho man, he pulled Adong to comment, from the shape of the head and face, to the width of the shoulders and clothing, to the waist and hips and x-length ability, to the stability of the quadriceps and the lower body, Even the neck can say one, two, three.

Today Yihappy: Ah Dong, look, is the male model in the fourth-to-last update, the neck particularly thick?

Dong: It’s okay.

today should be happy: My mother said that a man with a thick neck has great strength. I don’t know if it’s true

Dong: Not necessarily.

todayyihappy: Oh, don't pretend to be reserved in front of me, it's all 0, I can't guess what you think? [/wink]

The surface of the hole: ...

Dong Xin: You really can't guess.

Gu Sepi Yile wore a vest that he thought no one knew about, and was flying around on the Internet. Chatting with his boyfriend at night, he turned back into a dignified and conservative woman from a good family.

The rehearsal ended late today, and the bus was already out of service when we broke up.

Peng Zhou and Jiang Yu lived in the school, and went back to the dormitory arm in arm.Gu Yile gave up the taxi that came first to Lu Xiaodi, and waited tremblingly at the school gate for about ten minutes before the next one came. Press the green key to answer.

Then he looked for earphones everywhere, and finally took them out of his trouser pocket to put them on. Seeing the pictures on the phone screen moving, Gu Yile's heart skipped a beat, and he pressed the hang-up button with lightning speed.

Her heart was beating wildly because of the stimulation, and after calming down for a while, Gu Yile picked up the phone again and pressed the voice button: "Why...is it a video?"

Liang also replied: "I pressed the wrong button, sorry."

Gu Yile patted his chest, thinking that luckily the car was pitch black and he couldn't see anything.

"It's okay, it's a good thing I hung up and pressed it fast enough." He said, not forgetting to give the person opposite him a reassurance, "Don't worry, I didn't even see your nose and eyes clearly."

Liang seemed to be taken aback by the accident, and after a moment of silence, he asked, "Is the rehearsal over?"

"Yeah, I'm on the bus home." Gu Yile said, "If it weren't for Peng Zhou and Jiang Yu, those two psychopaths who insisted on competing who could run faster, and took me as the referee, maybe I could catch the bus .”

"Jiang Yu?"

"Ah, I forgot to introduce. Jiang Yu is the violinist of the main theme of our quartet. He is chasing Peng Zhou recently... He is my buddy who told you before, so he is closer to us."

"Ah."

Seventy-seven and 49 senses told Gu Yile that Liang was a little depressed today.

He didn't know the reason, but he was embarrassed to ask directly, so he used his expertise to mobilize the atmosphere: "The two of them are stupid. It's winter, and who has more abdominal muscles when they take off their cotton jackets. Guess what? The two of them held their breath for a long time. Add it up and get four yuan."

Liang said "hmm" again, and then asked without thinking: "Want to see it?"

"Ah?" Gu Yile didn't react, "Abs? Think about it... Speaking of this, I remembered that there was once a moderator's signature on a certain dating site that read 'Here? Look at the abs?' Hahaha .”

"Looking at what?" Liang asked.

Gu Yile thought he didn't hear clearly, so he repeated: "Are you here? Look at your abs?"

Not long after the voice fell, the phone vibrated, and a picture was sent from the opposite side.

Looking at the thumbnail, Gu Yile:?

Click to see the big picture, Gu Yile:! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

Liang sent a selfie.

To be precise, it is a faceless selfie in front of the mirror. The white shirt is rolled up to the chest, revealing the flat and firm abdomen of the male. breath.

With a sigh of relief, Gu Yile put the phone upside down on his lap at a faster speed than pressing the hang up button just now, and rows of dazzling Chinese characters flew through his mind like a barrage of bullets——

Heaven, earth, is this the legendary knowing blow? !

Although I have seen many selfies like this in the forum, but...

Liang's action looks very unprofessional, it's the first time to shoot, but...

This figure is too fucking good, isn't it the engineering nerd who promised to kill chickens for nothing?

The edge of the waistband is the mermaid line, right? ?

So manly, so hot, so strong...

It's a pity that I can't touch it, so I can only find a place where there is no one and take a closer look...

Really, he sent it just like that in public, isn't he afraid of being caught by passers-by...

and many more.

Gu Yile grasped the point - if someone else looked at it, wouldn't I lose a lot of money?

I couldn't hold back the word "fuck me", Gu Yile's scalp tightened when he thought of the risk he almost faced just now.

He turned the phone back, blocked the photo with his left hand, and pressed the voice button with his right hand: "You, you really sent your own?"

Liang on the opposite side didn't seem to expect him to ask such a question, his voice was low and gloomy: "Who else do you want to see?"