Cannon Fodder Promotion Manual [Quick Transmigration]

In order to celebrate that Xie Mei, who has a worrying IQ, successfully passed the midterm exam, the four of them plan to go to the water park on the weekend.

...That's right, four people.

Chu Zhou was very puzzled why two light bulbs suddenly appeared on a good two-person world date, but he never knew how to refuse Xie Mei's request, so he had no choice but to go with him.

That night, Xie Mei was so excited that she couldn't sleep like a child about to go on a spring outing, and she kept thinking about what kind of swimming trunks she should wear tomorrow.

"Hmm... the one with the strawberry pattern looks really good, but the watermelon one next to it is also very cute, which one should I choose?"

Xie Mei looked really troubled seriously.

Chu Zhou was very tired watching from the sidelines, not knowing why the once evil and wild young master was possessed by an unknown creature, and walked towards the path of a girl without returning.

In the end, he had no choice but to throw Xie Mei a pair of black swimming trunks that were almost the same style as his own, and then forcibly rolled Xie Mei into a ball with a quilt and threw him on the bed to sleep with the lights off.

Xie Mei was still on the sidelines, fearing that the world would not be chaotic, and leaned close to Chu Zhou's ear to try to tease him, using his nirvana trick, smiled charmingly, and said, "Actually, you just want to wear couple's style with me, so I'm too embarrassed to say it, it's so cute , I will not laugh at you."

...In a sense, Chu Zhou couldn't refute his words.

The next day, the four of them set off happily.

Bai Sheng and Zhou Yao didn't prepare swimming trunks in advance, so when they went to buy them, Xie Mei and Chu Zhou went to the locker room first.

When they arrived in the locker room, Xie Mei was stunned.

The locker room is not a separate cubicle, and everyone can see each other frankly in seconds.

It’s not a good thing if they are all men, and it can save space if there are no partitions... The designers probably think so, but obviously not everyone’s thoughts are so open-minded.

Chu Zhou was changing his clothes when he suddenly felt a scorching gaze that was hard to ignore. Looking back, he found that Xie Mei was looking at him, so he asked, "Master, what's wrong?"

"It's okay." Hearing this, Xie Mei hurriedly looked away.

Xie Mei has the habit of sleeping naked. Even though Chu Zhou didn't pay special attention, he could still imagine Xie Mei's figure with his eyes closed, so the scene of Xie Mei changing clothes didn't shock him much.

But if Chu Zhou is not shocked, it doesn't mean that Xie Mei can also follow his heart.

Xie Mei has never seen Chu Zhou naked.

No matter whether he is in the real world or this world, Chu Zhou always buttons his shirt to the top, and it is also tightly wrapped when he sleeps.

Except for the first world, let alone the collarbone, Xie Mei had never even seen Chu Zhou's arm.

Therefore, seeing Chu Zhou changing clothes in front of him all of a sudden, the impact was really not ordinary.

Chu Zhou has a standard body with wide shoulders and narrow hips. Although he doesn't have any muscles to speak of, fortunately, there is no fat to spoil his beauty.

Generally speaking, he is a very ordinary otaku physique, except for those two straight long legs that Xie Mei can't forget after just a glance.

Chu Zhou quickly realized what Xie Mei was thinking, and followed his thoughts back to some things, and turned his head away in horror.

God, he and Xie Mei have been sleeping together for so long, and the other party doesn't even know what he is.

Just when Xie Mei thought that Chu Zhou would blush with embarrassment, Chu Zhou turned his head again, smiled, leaned in front of Xie Mei, and said, "Why, is the young master interested in my body?"

When Chu Zhou said this, he was actually a little flustered. He was afraid that Xie Mei would change his mind if he exposed his true nature, but he was really aggrieved and kept talking.

He's obviously an idiot who has thanked his eyebrows for a long time, and now they are finally together, but he still pretends to be sexually indifferent due to image problems.

And Xie Mei is really too graceful, she just chats with Chu Zhou under the quilt every day, and it’s fine if they don’t do anything disharmonious, the two of them have never kissed until now...

"Okay, you dare to tease me?" Xie Mei reacted and was swayed by the other party, and quickly stretched Mo Xiao towards the itchy flesh on the other party's waist.

Chu Zhou was dumbfounded by his actions, he was so itchy and numb that he almost couldn't stand still, so he leaned on the bench next to him, and Xie Mei didn't pay attention, and also fell down.

For a moment, the two were so close that they could feel each other's breath.

Coincidentally, Zhou Yao and Bai Sheng, who were going to buy swimming trunks, walked in.

Zhou Yao glanced at them, sighed, and said, "Hey, the world is getting worse."

Bai Sheng next to him followed suit, sighing, "Hey, the locker room incident. avi."

...It's so annoying, it's usually you who are showing affection, why do you make it look like I'm throwing dog food!

The water park is quite large. The first thing that catches the eye is a big ship, and then there are simulations such as shells and conch, and stretches of water.

While discussing what to play first, Bai Sheng said, "A real man really wants to play on the slide."

Although Chu Zhou didn't know the necessary connection between the slide and men, Xie Mei looked eager to try, so he had to let them go.

The slide is around the outermost edge of the ship, and it looks like seven or eight circles. The length is very impressive, but the diameter is less than one meter. I really don't know if it can bear the weight of an adult.

The interior of the big ship is a spiral wooden staircase, which will make a creaking sound when you step on it, which is a bit scary at first.

Bai Sheng forgot for a second that he could lift his eyebrows with one hand and go up to the third floor without blushing or panting. Xiao Niao shrank into Zhou Yao's arms and said, "I'm so afraid to hold me tight."

...and was unceremoniously slapped away by the other party.

Chu Zhou, who wanted to do this very much but couldn't because of his image, silently gave Zhou Yao a thumbs up.

Finally reached the top, a staff member stood there, saw someone coming up, and asked them if they wanted to play on the slide.

"Master..." Chu Zhou glanced at the notices next to him, and grabbed Xie Mei, who was about to say yes, as if hesitating to speak.

Xie Mei was a little strange, and followed his gaze.

Then saw...

"It is forbidden to use more than [-] kilograms."

"...What do you mean! Do I look like that kind of person!" Xie Mei roared almost angrily.

Chu Zhou didn't speak, but the expression on his face was capitalized "I think it's very similar".

Bai Sheng said mercilessly: "Hahahahaha, just watch us play, Master Fatty."

"Please come here and weigh yourself." The staff in charge of security said.

"I misunderstood you! Do you think you are such a person! I am so skinny and need to be weighed?!"

Innocent staff brother: ...

However, it turned out that Xie Mei belonged to the type of bully who yelled after the exam and failed the exam and got the best grades when the papers were handed out. Anyway, he stood on the weighing scale and took a look——

That's 72 kilograms.

Calculated according to his height, it is indeed within the normal range.

Xie Mei suddenly frowned, "Look, look, I'll just say, how can I be so fat."

There was a subtle pity in Chu Zhou's heart, and he had a straight man thought that if you got fat, I would be the only one.

"Yes yes yes." Bai Sheng replied perfunctorily.

Weighed one by one, and began to struggle with another problem.

The slides can only accommodate one person at a time, so come in order.

But after taking a look into the bottomless and somewhat dark tunnel, the two who had just shouted about being a real man lost their minds.

"Who goes first?"

Xie Mei: "Why am I a little panicked, Bai Sheng, come first."

Bai Sheng: "Hey, weren't you very embarrassing just now, you come first."

Zhou Yao smiled and said nothing, but he obviously didn't want to be a test subject.

Only Chu Zhou was left.

Chu Zhousheng took a step forward without love, and the sadness of living among a group of giant babies even overshadowed the not so obvious fear.

But in the middle of the journey, Xie Mei grabbed his arm, Xie Mei said: "I'll come first! See how I treat you!"

"Yeah." Chu Zhou replied blankly, it was not obvious where the touching point of this kind of hero saving the beauty was.

Then Chu Zhou saw Xie Mei lay down on the slide with the determination to die, and slid down with gritted teeth.

Then there was the voice of thanking eyebrows that could be heard from far away.

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh——"

"...I almost don't know the word day." Zhou Yao said with a numb face.

"It's okay, I don't mind you calling my name when you go down." Bai Sheng said, "Well, how many children are you going to give me..."

Zhou Yao manually silenced him before he finished speaking.

Chu Zhou was a little worried about Xie Mei's situation, so he didn't argue with the dog food duo about the order, and sat on the slide after Xie Mei went down.

... There is a feeling of martyrdom.

Lying down on his back, the water sent Chu Zhou sliding down.

The tunnel was very dark, and occasionally a ray of light leaked out, which made people feel a little dazzling.

The slide went straight down at first, then slowly went up, and the speed also dropped. The feeling of going up and down made Chu Zhou a little dizzy, and even had hallucinations for a while.

He watched the scenery on both sides move back quickly, and he even vaguely felt that he was looking back on his life.

Countless people gathered around him.They left one after another, and in the end, only myself was left.

Everything is fleeting, and he will be alone all his life.

When he finally reached the exit, the dazzling light hit his face, and a lot of water splashed, forcing Chu Zhou to close his eyes.

As soon as he opened his eyes, what greeted Chu Zhou was Xie Mei's hug.

"Are you scared? It's all right." Xie Mei comforted in his ear.

Chu Zhou gave a rare smile, "...Young master doesn't seem to have the right to say that about me."

He was not alone, and Xie Mei accompanied him through this road.