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Book Title: I'm the only one who can't defeat a big-headed ghost
Author: Miao Shan
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What should I do if I accidentally become Dongfang Invincible?
The important thing is that he has become the undefeated Dongfang who just came out of the palace!
The most important thing is that I don't know martial arts yet. As a good-for-nothing, what if I live in peace and contentment before the well-known plot happens, waiting to be killed by the protagonist in the end?
Or rise up to counterattack and turn over the serfs to sing?
Will the plot be changed, and will the protagonist survive to the end?
Your mother forced you to go on a blind date with a man, what should you do?Another novel of mine, if you like it, you can read it
Content tags: classic classics, soul transformation, special liking, near water towers
Search keywords: Protagonist: Xu Yang, Eleven┃Supporting role: Yang Lianting┃Others:
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☆, start
Gorgeous room, deep in the heavy curtains, a big bed carved with dragons and phoenixes~ a beautiful person is lying on the upper half.
The beauty is dressed in red. Although the clothes look simple, you can still see the fine workmanship. The collar is not covered tightly, showing little
Xu Rou~smooth skin, long black hair that has not been erected is scattered on the shoulders, making people want to touch it unconsciously.
The slightly frowning eyebrows, and the lightly biting handkerchief on the lips, let people see the entanglement deep in the beauty's heart at a glance.
Follow everyone's gaze.
Wherever the eyes went, there was a dagger with a cold light. The fingers holding the dagger were white and smooth, and the blade of the dagger was facing the
It was under his own private parts held by his other hand.
This person is Dongfang Invincible.
Just in this room, an hour ago, it was still singing and dancing at night, and it was extremely confusing.
Half an hour ago, Dongfang Bubai kicked out all the concubines, and since then, he has been lying on the bed like this~.
Can't lose, I can't lose.I have bowed my knees in front of Ren Woxing for so many years, and now, I am really not reconciled.East
Fang Bubai thought.
And Ren Woxing, who has devoted himself to practicing kung fu for so many years, and has a star-absorbing Dafa to protect his body, is not an opponent at all.
Heaven has an excellent opportunity, let me practice the exercises to the important point, he knows me from the dark, and the needle just flicks lightly on my fingertips
It can kill him.But it couldn't be ejected no matter what, but missed the killing intent.was seriously injured.
At that time, the zhenqi in my body was out of control, and it was running around. I wanted to hold back and eject the silver needle, but I didn't expect it to be broken because of my qi.
It was a mess, Ren Woxing found out, and Ren Woxing slapped him on the pretext of being drunk, if he didn't fight back at that time, he just took the slap
, find out a reason, Tang Tuo, I'm afraid that Ren Woxing will kill himself directly, although he came back alive now, let's see if Ren Woxing is right
The way I doubt it, I'm afraid it will be more difficult to find opportunities in the future.
Not reconciled, I am not reconciled.
Dongfang Bubai closed his eyes and recalled the first sentence in the Sunflower Book "If you want to practice this skill, you must first go to the palace."
Could it be that it really must be like this? The joy I got when I got this cheat book made me not take this sentence back at all.
However, the speed at which martial arts progressed made him even more dizzy.
From practicing martial arts on coarse cloth at the beginning, to embroidering dragons and phoenixes on the whole frame of red silk, when he entered the
Fascinated, he reached out to touch the cool embroidery, and only when he stopped getting close to his wives and concubines did he really realize something was wrong.
However, the weird situation did not stop because of this, my skin began to become more delicate, and the pores on my body became more and more delicate.
The hair is getting smaller, and the hair on the face can't be seen, let alone the beard. Dongfang Bubai is already twenty-seven this year, and the condition of the skin is not good.
Just like a girl in her [-]s.
However, if it was just a change in the body, it would not cause Dongfang Bubai to worry so much. The most important thing is the backlash of skill, backlash
The time is getting longer and longer, the power is getting bigger and bigger, and it has reached a situation where I can't suppress it.
No, I am not willing to fail like this.
Back then, I gave up my name and called myself Dongfang Bubai not because I wanted to be some kind of deputy leader!
Could it be that the only way now is to follow the cheat book.
From the palace?
To win, the Sun Moon God Sect, the entire martial arts world, and this world.immediately!It's mine!
Dongfang Bubai stared at the thing in his hand, but his eyes hesitated, which was the basic dignity of a man.
Perhaps, perhaps, there is a way to allow myself to continue practicing martial arts while retaining my dignity as a man.
That's right, if there is a method, it is that method.
That method was learned by Dongfang Bubai in a Nanfeng Pavilion before.
That was two years ago. At that time, a local dignitary who wanted to climb up the Sun Moon Sect invited Dongfang Bubai to have fun, and there were many scenes
Yinggeyanyanwu, crisp breasts and beautiful legs, several people under Dongfang Bubai's blood have been spurted by the teasing.
But Dongfang is not interested in the charming man around him, and the complicated background of that person also makes Dongfang Bubai not want to get too involved with this person.
even.
The man saw that Dongfang was not in a good mood, so he specially prepared a special service, the singing and dancing receded, the red flowers were not gone, and green leaves were added, and came up
There are a few teenagers, they are seated beside each other, and they continue to seduce people with words.
Then, there was a show. It was a very handsome boy, probably in his teens, who was tied to a chair that looked like a chair.
He lifted it up to the front, and when he came up, he seemed to have been given medicine, his face was flushed, his mouth was stuffed with something, and
It's not stuffed, it just hinders the tongue, but it doesn't affect his appearance or expression.
For a whole hour afterwards, Dongfang Bubai sat on the side, watching the showman display all kinds of superb skills on that young man.
technology, threw that young man from heaven to hell time and time again, and ascended to heaven again. At the end of the show, the man
The blade cut off the two things on the boy's lower body, and he was still explaining the function of this method while the boy was crying in pain.
People are not men, they can't have children but they don't want to be like real eunuchs, and they still have a little dignity.
Dongfang Bubai drank the last glass of wine in that person's boastful words, turned around and walked back to his side, but locked everyone in the
Outside the door, beside the bucket of Gong, he vomited in the dark.
By the way, there is such a method, you can save the last bit of face, but you actually fell into the situation where you have to fight with Nanfeng Pavilion
Is it the same as a prostitute who makes people fuck at will?
Oh, it's ridiculous.
Maybe I'm just a joke, even if I don't do what I'm doing now, I'm still a joke, right?
But, but, if I can reach the peak, will anyone dare to laugh at me?
No, not anymore.
After a long time, Dongfang Bubai's eyes froze,
With his backhand, he sealed the eighteen acupoints all over his body, followed by two flashes of cold light, and cut off two spherical objects from his vital parts
, except for the blood on the blade, there was no blood spurting from the wound.
Dongfang Bubai spat out the handkerchief in his mouth, put the two things in his hand into a beautiful box, reached for the wound medicine,
Out of the corner of his eye, he saw a black shadow falling from the beam on the left.
Dongfang Bubai was taken aback for a moment, then he raised his palm and wanted to exert strength, but he forgot that he had just sealed his acupoint~dao, his internal breath was blocked,
This kind of force stirred up the zhenqi in the body, and it actually broke through the acupoints that I had just sealed. The luck was suppressed but the zhenqi
Fighting back, the zhenqi has nowhere to go and hits the heart directly.
The poor generation of heroes went crazy like this, and died on their own bed~, when they died, they couldn't close their eyes, staring straight at
Looking at the person who just got off the beam.
☆, do more crimes
It hurts, it hurts, it hurts between his legs, Xu Yang stared at the bright red top of the bed, unable to react for a while.
My whole body hurts like hell, the most painful place is in the middle, it feels like an important part is missing, I put all my strength
His hand touched the most painful place below. The real touch made Xu Yang think that he felt wrong, but after touching that thing, his hand
The wet~slippery feeling on the top clearly tells myself that you are injured below.
What the hell did I do.The pistol went off, it’s not good to drive anywhere, you drive here.
Xu Yang, a young JC who manages a warehouse in a certain urban-rural junction, for this job, Xu's father and Xu's mother are really flowers.
A lot of money and thought. Compared with other staff who go to the police every day, managing the warehouse does not have so much money to earn, but every day
Xu Yang is also very satisfied with the nine-to-five life, besides, the biggest benefit of managing the warehouse is safety, Xu Yang just waits to stay.
In the past few years, I was transferred to a clerical position in the entrusted relationship due to my mixed qualifications.
The work is dull and boring. For a typical otaku like Xu Yang, the greatest joy every day is to go back to the dormitory or take a rotation break.
When I go home, I watch TV shows and play video games.
Xu Yang himself doesn’t pick genres, he can watch any kind of TV series. Recently, Hunan Satellite TV is broadcasting the new “Swordsman”
Xu Yang had watched Li Yapeng's version of "Swordsman" before when he was in school. At that time, his favorite was the bald Yilin Xiao
Junior sister, so when Xu Yang saw Chen Qiaoen playing Dongfang Bubai, he didn't feel much. When he saw Dongfang Bubai turned into a woman, he also felt
Why didn't he spit any saliva, but when he saw little junior sister Yilin with thick black hair, he spit a big mouthful
noodle.He was so angry that he adjusted the channel with the remote control for a full 5 minutes and then had to switch back to continue watching.
The day of the accident happened to be the day when Dongfang Bubai forced Yilin and Linghu Chong to get married. Xu Yang answered a phone call and threw
He put down the remote control and ran downstairs in a hurry, opened the warehouse, and was about to send guns to the police team members, who knew that it would appear at this time
Unexpectedly, two desperate men who came from nowhere rushed into the police station with knives and axes to grab the gun.
Fortunately, other people reacted quickly. A police officer threw him down and kicked him on the ground when he went up.
Another police officer was holding a newly loaded pistol and was about to help. When he raised his hand and was about to aim, he felt the pistol in his hand touch
With a bang, it rang.The last sound Xu Yang heard was also the gunshot.
What the hell did I do.
Xu Yang looked at the big bed with carved beams and painted pillars on his head, and suddenly felt that something was wrong, he was clearly in the bureau,
How could it be here? Also, the shot just now seemed to be. . . . . .
Xu Yang closed his eyes and thought about it carefully. He heard the sound of the gun going off, turned his head to look in the direction of the sound, and then
I saw something seemed to be flying towards my eyes, and then, that's it.
Xu Yang suddenly panted heavily, and directly covered his forehead with one hand, remembering that the shot just now should have
It was on the forehead, a headshot would definitely kill him.
Then why am I here.
Xu Yang looked at the top of the bed in front of him.
Could it be time travel?
Xu Yang suddenly had such an idea.It's very possible, it wasn't played in a TV series, and when it's time to die, it travels back to ancient times
, lived again, so I made money?Aren't the male protagonists who travel through time generally very good.
However, before Xu Yang's brain hole could be developed, he was interrupted by the pain in his body.
What is this? It hurts so much!
Xu Yang supported the bed and tried to sit up, looked between his crotch, the things that should be staying there were all right there,
It's just that the bright red side under him told Xu Yang clearly, "I'm about to die, come and save me!"
Xu Yang carefully lifted the thing up, and after a closer look, he discovered the real reason for the bleeding.
Fuck, blah, blah, trough! ! !What about the next two important things?
At first Xu Yang thought it was an accidental bump, but now it seems that this is not the case at all, the wound is so neat,
It looks like it was cut with a knife!
Wait, knife! ! !
Xu Yang turned his gaze, looked at the bloody dagger beside him, and immediately calmed down.slowly turned his gaze to the side
The small box next to it, take a closer look!
Fuck~ The trough was just cut!Those two things are still inside!
Xu Yang was instantly stopped thinking by the scene in front of Lei's brain.
what's the situation!what's the situation!what's the situation!
Masochistic!
Just thinking about it, Xu Yang touched the dagger with his casually swinging left hand. Involuntarily, Xu Yang saw the dagger.
Holding the dagger was like looking for a demon, and the left hand uncontrollably copied the knife directly to the right hand, wanting to wipe it on the neck.
"Deputy Hierarch."
The sudden sound frightened Xu Yang almost throwing the knife out. Looking in the direction of the sound, he saw that the person who made the sound was wearing a knife.
Dressed in black clothes, she was kneeling beside a pillar about five or six meters to the left of the bed.
Xu Yang directly threw the dagger in his hand, stared at the man in black for more than a minute, but the man did not move at all.
, kept his head down, kneeling on the ground, neither talking nor getting up.
Although the man didn't stare at Xu Yang directly, Xu Yang could already feel that the man's gaze, this should be martial arts
The power of it.
Xu Yang raised his body backwards, squinted his eyes against the pillar beside the bed, and tried hard to consider the current situation.
What did that person call me just now?Ah, Deputy Hierarch, so the status of this body is quite high, Deputy Hierarch, listen
The position is a spare tire, and I don't know whose spare tire it is.
Could it be masochism? When it comes to masochism, why do I feel pain all over my body and return my mother's self? Is there something wrong in my heart?
Wait, judging from the wound and bleeding, it should be that the knife has just been performed not long ago.
So what is the relationship between the man in black and the owner of this body?
Doing such a private~secret thing and leaving someone in the house, it should be a confidant, right?Or these two people are a couple, why does that person always
Kneeling, is it role-playing?My god, I'm going home.
Thinking of this, Xu Yang shrank back and wanted to stay away from that person.
As soon as I exercised, the wound was pulled, and the severe pain finally drew Xu Yang's attention between his legs again, and his body wet~
The wet and sticky touch made Xu Yang's heart skip a beat. Xu Yang suddenly understood that masochism, role-playing, and all of these are not important.
Yes, if I don't stop the bleeding quickly, I will lose too much blood and die if this continues.
"come over."
Xu Yang opened his eyes and looked at all kinds of bottles and cans on the couch. After much deliberation, he decided to take a risk and ask that person to help him.
Bandaged himself.Judging from the person's attitude from the outside, Xu Yang felt that these two people should be a master-servant show, and it would be safer not to call each other by name.
Sure enough, when the kneeling man heard this, he immediately got up and walked to Xu Yang's side with his waist bowed.I knelt down in front of the couch again and didn't move.
.
Xu Yang stared at the man's dark head, and the words "loyal dog" flashed in his mind.
Loyal dogs are good, but you fucking have to hit and move!
Forcibly suppressing the roar in his heart, Xu Yang struggled in his heart for a while, and finally decided on the method, using his right hand to
He knocked on the tray full of bottles and jars and said, "I'm tired."Leaning on the couch with eyes closed, waiting anxiously
The other party reacted, and sure enough, the man began to treat the injuries on his body after a while.
Feeling the pain under his body and the cold touch of the juice of the medicine, Xu Yang's consciousness began to become unclear, maybe it was
Because this body is overwhelmed, it may also be because Xu Yang's soul is not strong enough to support him.
I no longer know.
When Xu Yang woke up, he repeated back and forth, closed his eyes and opened them three times, and finally accepted that he had crossed over, and
And it has become a public fact.
At this time Xu Yang was still lying on the couch, wearing the same clothes as before, and covered with a quilt.
It was already bright, and the sun was shining through the white window paper, and the inside of the room was also very bright. Xu Yang looked around.
I found that the man in black from yesterday was still kneeling in front of the bed with his head down, unable to see his face.But Xu Yang didn't think that at all
Either he fell asleep, or he didn't pay attention to himself, because Xu Yang's senses clearly told him that someone was staring at him.
Xu Yang struggled to sit up, leaned against the pillar beside the bed, tried not to pay attention to the man's gaze, and closed his eyes
.
He carefully sorted out the information that came here.Summarize these points.
[-]. It is estimated that if there is no Seven Stars and Time Tunnel shown on TV, I will not be able to go home.
However, even if he went back to the hole that was punched in his head at that time, he would have to die again.
[-]. This body is the deputy leader of a certain religion. Judging from the clothes and the decoration of this house, he is a rich man.
[-]. As the deputy leader, there is no one to care about it in broad daylight, and there is no maid to wake up at the door to serve and groom
Yes, it can be seen that either he was made by connections, or his status in the church is not high, maybe he is under house arrest or something.
[-]. The person in front of me must belong to the loyal dog family, and has a close relationship with this body, and his position may be a bodyguard
What, but the private relationship may be a lover, and the possibility of sex is more likely.
The information is clarified, but the information is not the most important!
The most important thing now is that Xu Yang has to make a decision: either hit him head-on to death now, or live as a father-in-law first.
Xu Yang struggled for more than ten minutes, and was finally conquered by the stomach of this body. Whether he is dead or alive will be discussed after I finish eating.
"Uh..." Xu Yang said "Get me some breakfast." After seeing the kneeling person below, Xu Yang said,
It was abruptly held back.
What did rich people say when they were eating in ancient times?
☆, steamed buns for boiled eggs
What did rich people say when they were eating in ancient times?
Xu Yang's mind is now full of TV dramas. The common "little two, serve wine." and similar words when going to a restaurant to eat.
At first glance, it looks like someone with a special kitchen, what should I say for dinner! ! !
Xu Yang went through more than a dozen sentences in his mind, and finally decided to use two words.
"Chuan Shan." After Xu Yang said this, he kept staring at that person, seeing that person seemed to hesitate a bit, and finally
Still bowed his head and said "yes." Finally put his heart in his stomach.
After the man answered, he stood up with a bowed body, turned his back to the door, and retreated towards the door.The speed of that person's retreat is not slow, the eyes
Watching that person getting closer and closer to the door.
Xu Yang's brain, which usually lacks strings, suddenly turned quickly: First of all, the deputy leader should not be very popular.
It doesn't matter whether you can "pass on" the way you look at it. The important thing is that you are not familiar with it when you first come here.
What if a group of people come, and I don’t know anyone?
Do people still have their own interests? Thinking of this, Xu Yang immediately blurted out two words.
"Wait."
The man had already retreated to the door, but he still stopped and clasped his fists, waiting for orders.
Xu Yang held back for a long time and finally said, "One person is enough, go back quickly."
The man replied, "This subordinate understands." He opened the door and walked out.
Leaving Xu Yang alone in the room, Xu Yang patted his beating heart and heaved a sigh of relief.leaning against the bed
.
Waiting and waiting, Xu Yang's heartless nature broke out again, and he began to observe the room carefully. The room looked like a TV
The bedroom in the play is different, not like a serious bedroom, but like a hall with high beams and nothing much in the room.
The rest of the furnishings are neat and tidy, but there are not even decorative porcelains in the room. Instead, there are many bright red silk hangings.
satin, a row of screens are placed on the left and right sides close to the wall, making the whole room nondescript, it seems that the whole room is
The room is like, like the lobby of Shang Dynasty in TV dramas.
Xu Yang looked through the room, but found nothing new, lay on the bed for a while, and suddenly wanted to look again
This part of the body was cut by a knife.
Xu Yang hasn't had any girlfriends so far, so such a big injury to an important part, for him now
He said that he never considered the possible serious consequences.
So curiosity overwhelmed pain and shame.Xu Yang decided to see what his place looks like now!
Thinking about it this way, Xu Yang pulled the quilt open, pulled off the belt a few times, pulled the pants open, and saw that it was wrapped around the third leg.
After Xu Yang carefully peeled off the gauze, he didn't see a piece of bright red as he imagined, only the flat cut
The mouth is not convex or concave, and there is only one third leg left. Xu Yang poked and poked it for a long time, but he didn't see why.
, I have to be honest. I just picked up the opened places and covered them one by one. Halfway through the cover, I suddenly realized that there was something wrong. Xu Yang
After watching for a long time, I suddenly realized.
Yes.My hands are not quite right.
Ordinarily, the title of "Deputy Leader" can only be given to a person who knows martial arts, but my own hands, although they are called
It's not as smooth as fat, but no matter how you look at it, you don't want to have hands that a martial arts practitioner would have. There is not even a little scar or callus on the hands.
, the hands are white and tender as if there are no pores, but there are some tiny calluses on the fingertips, which clearly looks like a woman
Hands.
Sure enough, I was right in guessing, either he is an underappreciated deputy leader of the doormat, and he is still an M if he is not good at martial arts, or he is
It's a metamorphosis of relying on the ~ position of the relationship, not having any skills, and declaring ~ obscenity all day long.
Neither situation is good!
Xu Yang wants to cry but has no tears.
Xu Yang was lying on the couch, looking at the various embroidery and hanging ornaments on the top of the bed, he felt that he was almost lifeless.
Often sighed, ready to sit up and do something.
Unexpectedly, he tilted his head and almost peed out of fear.
Because that person just came back at some unknown time, kneeling on one knee beside the bed with a food plate in his hand.
It is estimated that this body has a relatively strong ability to withstand stress. If it were me, I might be so scared to death.Xu Yang stared at that person
After looking at it for a long time, I didn't see why, so I had to turn my eyes to the food plate in the man's hand.
A wooden plate with red lacquer and flowers, and two small bowls that are not deep are firmly seated inside. The color of the bowls looks very beautiful.
ordinary.
However, looking at the contents in the bowl, Xu Yang felt that his self-cultivation of more than ten years had been eaten by dogs at this moment.
I'm so tired.
At any rate, call me Vice-Master.When you go out for a trip, bring me some boiled eggs and add a steamed bun and come back.
His grandma doesn't even have some meat or even a bowl of soup, how can this make people eat!Eat one and show me!Don't think you got a good one
It can be delicious when served on a plate.
The steamed buns served on emerald plates are also noodles.Impossible to taste the meat.
Furious, Xu Yang stretched out his hand, wanting to hit everything on the ground.
However, after Xu Yang waved his hand, the wooden plate with painted flowers and the food on the wooden plate did not move at all.
I couldn't stop the car with too much force and rushed forward.
Fortunately, the bed was big enough, so Xu Yang didn't fall directly on the ground.Just lying on the edge of the bed, with one hand still under the bed.and he
His head was facing the plate containing steamed buns and eggs.
The moment he fell on the bed~, Xu Yang realized what he had just done.
For a moment neither of them spoke.
At this moment, Xu Yang was very afraid, afraid that his performance would be different from before, and people would see through his identity.
Xu Yang's brain was spinning rapidly, thinking to himself, how would the ancient people treat a person like himself with a ghost like himself?
I seem to remember watching TV dramas where things were either burned to death or drowned. Thinking about it, I feel panicked.
Xu Yang's stiff cheeks couldn't hide his excited heart. If he escaped this catastrophe, he would definitely not be so careless and chaotic.
Losing his temper, thinking so Xu Yang slowly retracted his hands outside the bed, but his body didn't move, he was still lying on the side of the bed wanting to see that
people's reactions.
But that person didn't speak or move all the time, just kept holding the plate.
Xu Yang looked at him, and for some reason suddenly became more courageous. It's not a problem for him to be so timid all the time.
.
It's better to figure out all the taboos between two people at once, or live in fear all day long.Stretch your head
It is also a knife, shrinking the head is also a knife, early death and early rebirth.
Looking at the person below, Xu Yang thought that the person he had dressed up should be a useless M, and he was like the following ""
"Faithful Dog" must have some kind of relationship,
Either the two people like this tune from the beginning, or there is another person who likes this body,
Yet this person enjoys the triangle relationship with the owner of this body.
Then fall in love, kill each other and abuse each other. Anyway, TV dramas are usually played like this.
Maybe so.That being the case, let me try to see where the two of them have reached.
Xu Yang carefully knocked on the edge of the bed, waiting for the man's movement, and sure enough, after waiting for a while, the man moved forward,
Put the wooden tray in your hand next to the bed.
Xu Yang didn't move.
The man didn't move either.
After waiting for a while, the man finally made another move. First, he took off the black glove on his hand. I don't know what the glove was.
What kind of material is it made of? It looks like leather, but it is much thinner than leather.
Xu Yang just sat there and watched him fold the gloves, put them in his arms, picked up a towel on the wooden tray, wiped his hands carefully, and waited.
Wait, towels!
Just now I was so angry that I didn't see the towels on the plate!I must have fainted from hunger for this to happen.
Xu Yang thought about it, but he didn't look away.
Watching the man pick up the egg gracefully, he only gently squeezed the shell of the egg and a piece of it was broken, holding the bottom of the egg with one hand
With the other hand, he easily peeled off the whole egg skin.After peeling the whole egg, put it back in the bowl, and then pick up another egg
One continues the above action.Until both eggs lie slippery in the bowl.That talent pushed the wooden plate forward and retracted it.
The hand turned into a wooden figure again.
Xu Yang stared at him for a long time, but he never got a reply.
It’s fine if you let me eat eggs, anyway, you can also give me a pair of chopsticks, otherwise how can I eat, pick up the bowl and pour eggs directly into my mouth
What.
Xu Yang murmured in his heart, but he had to slowly reach out to the egg.
Anyway, eggs are better than steamed buns, well, take it slow so that you don't see too much hunger, and the price will drop too much.
Just when Xu Yang's hand reached the top of the egg and was about to grab it steadily, Xu Yang's hand was caught first~
.
The person who grabbed him was naturally the person kneeling by the bed. That person grabbed Xu Yang's hand, but without using any force, he picked up another towel on the wooden tray.
Carefully wipe Xu Yang's hands clean.After wiping, he let go and continued to pretend to be his wooden man.
Xu Yang pretended to be calm and continued to pick up the egg and put it in his mouth, but his mind was overwhelmed.
Lying ~ trough, lying ~ trough, lying ~ trough directly helping to wipe your hands! ! !
This absolutely proves that there is adultery~love!I help wipe my hands when I eat, and maybe I help wipe my body when I take a bath!
If the one from the palace doesn't carry him behind his back, then maybe he instigated it!Those who instigated the palace and so on came out, so maybe there are still
What kind of messy new tricks, the loyal dog with a black belly is the scariest thing, okay?
Xu Yang looked at the man kneeling below, but his heart felt hairy one after another. The boiled egg he was chewing in his mouth was unconsciously
Choked in the throat.Xu Yang stared at his eyes and clenched his fists. He swallowed the egg with great effort, and just wanted to ask for it.
Water suddenly reacted to something.
The loyal dog with a black belly didn’t bring water to prove anything, he did it on purpose, otherwise he even took two towels to wipe his hands, why?
Will forget to bring water.
Xu Yang is not a child who has never seen the world. Xu Yang basically takes all kinds of murder and sex files in the warehouse.
Read it as a novel.
Xu Yang has read hundreds if not thousands of cases like this, and he has only seen beatings, handcuffs, and swearing.
I haven't heard anyone say that people can eat steamed buns with boiled eggs and not drink water!
I have to say, you ancient people really knew how to play.
☆、People have three urgencies
Xu Yang stared at the mantou for a long time, and finally chose the former from death of thirst and death of thirst plus starvation, and resolutely decided to put
Eat the buns.
Don't even mention it, the steamed buns made by the ancients are really fucking terrible - unpalatable! ! !The steamed buns are hard and don’t know what to add inside
What, a sour taste, I can't stand it.With the mentality of early death and early birth, Xu Yang ate the whole steamed bun in two or three bites.
Head stuffed into mouth.
While leaning against the bed, chewing hard with puffed cheeks, recalling the painful experience of his youth.
When was the last time you ate steamed buns like this? By the way!It was my sophomore year, when my classmates were hospitalized, and as a class leader
Xu Yang from the department helped the students pay for the medical expenses.
As a result, the painful experience of only having 20 yuan to spend a week is still vivid in my mind. Now, what kind of evil did I do?
Dai also gnawed steamed buns like this.It's almost like dying.
I don't know how long it took, anyway, Xu Yang's cheeks were sore from chewing, so he drool and swallowed the steamed bun.
Lie on the bed~ I don't want to move anymore.
From the corner of his eye, he saw that the person hadn't moved yet. Xu Yang thought about it, and then pushed the wooden tray to the side of the bed.
took away.Watching the man walk out of the room, Xu Yang finally fell asleep again.
When Xu Yang's consciousness gradually recovered, he saw two salty pig's hands, untied his clothes, and took off his pants by the way.
son.Before Xu Yang yelled hooligans, he saw the owner of those hands, yes, that loyal dog with a black belly.
Can't move, now it is confirmed that the two people must have an affair, if they are consensual, if I refuse now, I will definitely be punished
I have exposed it, if there is still a hint of resistance, I will not refuse now, and I will not take the initiative, and that person probably won't care.
Even if the two of you are already glued together, if I don't take the initiative now, it can be regarded as I am tired now.
I have taken a risk once, and now I can't stop putting my life on the line.
Having said that, I am so thirsty and want to drink. . . . . .water.
Xu Yang swallowed the little saliva in his mouth, and looked at the loyal dog who was busy with his belly.Think carefully about how to match up
It was more appropriate, but Xu Yang's brain, which had just begun to function, was interrupted by the severe pain under his body.
"Fuck, let go!" Xu Yang swore that this sentence must be the most civilized sentence he has ever said in his life.
next yes.
As expected, Zhonggou Heihei stopped his hands, seemed a little puzzled, tilted his head, and slightly turned his face towards Xu Yang.At this time Xu Yangcai
It was found that the person had a mask on his face, the mask was similar to the skin color of the person's face, and he had been far away from it before.
Pay attention, it seems that he should have been carrying it all the time.
The mask should look soft, but it’s not as exaggerated as the ones on TV, disguises, etc., and it’s close
You can clearly see the difference, it feels like wearing silk~socks on the head, hiding the entire facial features.only show the eyes
, nostrils, mouth, etc.
It seemed that Xu Yang's gaze was too direct, and the man slightly turned his face outward.Only then did Xu Yang come back to his senses.
Xu Yang started to do it slowly, looking at the place where the loyal dog started, it seemed that there was a little bleeding, but it should not be infected.
But why didn't it hurt when I cut it yesterday, but now it starts to hurt.His eyes glanced at the wound medicine beside him, the difference is estimated to be
Here it is.
Xu Yang moved his position slightly to make sure he was leaning against the side of the bed, and then pushed the medicines forward, and the man really
I continued to move, and with the application of one drug after another, the pain just now reappeared.
That's it, Xu Yang snatched the bottle of medicine and studied it by himself, but he couldn't see the reason at all.
I had no choice but to put the medicine bottle back obediently.
Fortunately, except for this medicine, other medicines will not have a strong sting.
Xu Yang stared at the moving hands and fell asleep again.
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