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The life of a foodie does not explain: "I just went to the bathroom and why did I see you again!!! Don't go!!! I haven't hugged yet!"
The idiot Gong: "...I didn't hug either."
Crowd: ...
I really want to laugh, what should I do?
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☆, The daily life of idiot Gong and cute shou 2.0
[Occasions where idiots attack and cutesy accept] 2.0
Duan Mengshou said that there were too many homework to finish, and he was so cute, so the idiot Gong speculated that Duan Mengshou should be a high school student, or a junior high school student. Anyway, it is absolutely impossible for him to be a college dog like himself.
This kind of speculation has no scientific basis at all, so Chihan Gong decided to ask around.
Team up to fight monsters...
The idiot Gong fights monsters in the front, and Du Mengshou meditates in the back.
The idiot Gong: "Mengmeng, are you there?"
In fact, Du Mengshou was on the phone doing homework.
The idiot questioned him twice and no one responded, and he almost knew that Du Mengshou was doing other things and was concentrating on fighting monsters.
After a while, team news began to flash.
Dai Mengshou: "I was doing my homework just now, but I didn't see it. I'm sorry."
What a well-educated kid.
Idiot Gong: "So much homework, is Mengmeng a high school student?"
Duan Mengshou thought for a while: "No, it's a college student."
The idiot Gong was a little unsteady: "I'm also a college student, so I don't have so much homework, do I?"
Duan Mengshou typed: "But I have a double degree and I have two assignments 〒▽〒"
The moron Gong fell off the stool.
Learn, learn, learn... Xueba? !
Next, I don’t need to be guided by the idiot Gong at all, and I will tell you everything: "Finance and history are so tiring, one article and one science, there is no intersection in the middle, you have to learn everything, and you can't stop at all."
Idiot Gong: ...
Dai Mengshou: "And there is a lot of homework, and I have to do projects and write papers. I am very tired every day 〒▽〒"
The idiot Gong didn't feel anything anymore.
After talking for a long time, Du Mengshou realized that the other person seemed to have not spoken for a long time: "Are you still there?"
Idiot Gong: "...to be or not_(:з)∠)_"
Dai Mengshou: "But I met a lot of interesting people and a lot of interesting things."
Idiot Gong made a comparison, the self who is a master, and the cute Shou who is a double-cultivator, choose a dog leash.
Duan Mengshou: "Last week, a master's senior came to give us a lecture. He talked about a lot of interesting things he encountered when he went to archaeology, as well as the unearthed cultural relics. It was dirty at first, but it was really clean after cleaning. Everything looks good!"
Idiot Gong: "..."
Duan Mengshou: "The senior also said, don't believe the messy and scary ghosts in the tomb robbery novels. When you really enter the field of archaeology, the ghosts are not scary. I didn’t have the time to take a shower while staying underground, and I don’t know if I encountered rice dumplings when I left the tomb, but I’m almost a rice dumpling anyway. Hahahahaha, actually, I really want to do archaeology.”
Before the ellipsis of Chi Han Gong was typed out, he was suddenly startled.
Isn't this what I said last week when I helped the tutor lead the class?
Duan Mengshou: "The senior also told a lot of interesting things about archaeology, and taught us how to identify the authenticity of cultural relics. It feels more interesting than the professor's lecture."
The idiot Gong had already confirmed that Dai Mengshou was a student in that day's substitute class, so he tentatively asked, "Then do you think the senior is handsome?"
Duan Meng didn't speak for a while: "... handsome."
Idiot Gong: "Then next time he still gives you lessons, are you happy?"
Dai Mengshou: "Happy."
Idiot Gong: "If he still gives you lessons next time, do you want to take the initiative to talk to him?"
Dai Mengshou: "No."
The idiot Gong received a knowing blow: "Why?"
Duan Mengshou: "Because the senior is very busy, last time I saw him run away immediately after class."
Idiot Gong: "..."
I was in a hurry to grab a meal.
The idiot Gong tried to persuade: "Then what if he's not busy next time?"
Duan Mengshou thought for a while: "Then ask him a question."
The idiot Gong: "Ask what?"
Duan Mengshou: "How to take the postgraduate entrance examination."
Idiot Gong: "...do you want to be a graduate student in the history department?"
The idiot brainstormed and made up the white and tender buns that turned into small carbon balls because of archaeology, which is tolerable or unbearable!
Dai Mengshou: "I think it's quite interesting."
The idiot Gong resisted not saying a word, and was going to wait until the next shift to answer Dai Mengshou's questions systematically.
The moron Gong: "Then you must remember to talk to him next time."
Dai Mengshou was a little puzzled why, but agreed anyway.
The idiot Gong was so satisfied, he was immersed in the joy of seeing Dai Mengshou all day long.
In the dream, I dreamed that there was a white and tender little bun chasing after me and calling "Senior" in a childish voice.
On the second day, the idiot Gong sent his tutor home with a shameless face, and ran to replace him himself.
In this day's class, the idiot Gong talked about more cute and popular archaeological anecdotes.
When the last class was over, the idiot Gong stood on the podium, lingering, his eyes scanning the students below like X-rays.
——Which one is the little bun?
When the classroom was almost gone, Chihan Gong was still struggling.
Idiot Gong: Why hasn't anyone come to talk to me yet? !
Want to smash the blackboard.
Waiting and waiting, the idiot Gong who waited completely lost his temper, and the classroom finally became blank.The idiot Gong held the broken glass heart and walked slowly outside the classroom.
In the game at night, we must strongly condemn Damengshou's irresponsible and irresponsible behavior!I'm so hungry QAQ
Duan Mengshou stood at the door of the classroom, saw the idiot attacking, stepped forward: "That..."
The moron Gong looked up sluggishly.
Idiot Gong:! ! !
The white and tender bag is smashed!
Dai Mengshou: "Senior, hello, I want to ask..."
The idiot's eyes brightened: "Are you hungry?"
Dai Mengshou nodded sincerely: "Hungry."
The idiot softened his heart and lost his breath: "How long have you been waiting for me?"
Duan Mengshou: "I'll come out and wait for you after class."
That said, I waited 20 minutes.
Silly boy, if you don't know anything, just ask on the podium? !
The idiot Gong: "Then let's go eat first."
Du Mengshou: "Oh, wow."
At this time, the cute and cute shou in the game have reached a high degree of unity with the cute and cute shou in front of them.
Duanmeng is innocent and tender, but after the conversation, idiot Gong said that creatures with high IQs inevitably have flaws in EQ.However!It's no big deal!People can crush everyone with their IQ!
The idiot Gong is heartbroken for his own IQ.
The moron Gong: "What's your name?"
Duan Mengshou is honest: "Dai Mengshou."
Idiot Gong: "Hi, I'm Idiot Gong."
Damengshou let out a "huh" and said, "A person I met in the game is also called Chihan Gong."
The idiot attacked his heart: Hahahahaha, that's me.
He even pretended to be surprised: "Really?!"
Dai Mengshou nodded: "At first he killed me."
Idiot Gong: ...
How long is this going to hold grudges?That time it was an accidental injury!accidental injury! !
Dai Mengshou continued: "But then he dragged me into a gang, not a bad guy."
The idiot Gong was worried about Du Mengshou's three views: "Isn't it a bad person to pull you into a gang?"
Du Mengshou: "No. He also took me to fight monsters and made me equipment, just like a big brother."
The idiot was satisfied with the book, and finally felt relieved for a moment.
The moron Gong: "What did you want to ask me just now?"
Dai Mengshou: "Oh, I want to be a graduate student in this department, can I go to archaeology?"
The idiot Gong: "...Impossible."
It was easy for Dai Mengshou to accept: "Oh."
The moron Gong: "Why don't you ask?"
Dameng Shou Gengzhi: "Probably because I don't want me to come out and become a zongzi. It's so pitiful to be eaten."
Idiot Gong: ...
There seems to be nothing wrong, but there seems to be something wrong!
In the evening, Dameng is subject to online games to share with you the seniors I met today.
Yangyang Yangyang: "That senior of yours isn't really the boss..."
Yueyue Yueyue: "I remembered what you said. The boss disappeared for half a month before. When he came back and asked him what was going on, he said that he had gone to archaeology."
Fengyue Boundless: "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!! Newcomer hello! I checked the chat history, Mengmeng, you are so cute!"
Cool breeze is lucky: "Daughter-in-law, cough cough, pay attention to the impact"
Riding a tortoise and racing a rabbit: "I smell gossip, where's the boss?"
Playing is not loneliness but youth: "I testify, the boss said that he is a master of the History Department of S University, and he digs graves with his tutor every day."
Playing online games is not about loneliness: "Shocking gossip!"
Dai Mengshou frowned and read their chat records several times, and then became angry: "Liar!!!!!!"
the masses:……
It's over, what should I do if Mengmeng blows up? QQ
Boss, we won't blame you.
When the idiot went online, he saw a huge row of "liars" full of grievances and anger.
Hurrying through the chat records, the idiot Gong's heart was icy cold.
Damn it, pig mate.
Chat in private and stay cute.
Idiot Gong: "Little Baozi, listen to me. You told me about the senior yesterday, so I made sure that we two are alumni. We had a good chat after seeing you today, didn't we?"
Du Mengshou: "But you lied to me!!"
The idiot Gong: "I didn't. I didn't say it because I wasn't sure if you were the cutie in the game."
Duan Mengshou: "But I told you today that I also met a moron Gong in an online game!"
Idiot Gong: ...
Forget that Baoshuang is a high-IQ Baoshuang.
Duan Mengshou: "You have nothing to say! Liar!!"
Idiot Gong: "Think about it, I was also shocked when I found out your identity. You need to give me some time to react. I originally planned to tell you in the game tonight, but people from the gang I said it before."
Actually not.
Chihan Gong really enjoys this kind of double-faced setting to inquire about each other's information.
If it wasn't for the pig teammates, he would still be able to persevere.
Du Mengshou: "Really?"
But the idiot Gong still swore: "Really!"
The idiot Gong: "Little Baozi, don't hate me, okay?"
Duan Mengshou thought for a while: "Yeah."
The idiot Gong: "Shall I take you to fight monsters?"
Dai Mengshou: "But I still have to do my homework..."
The idiot Gong: "Then you can still meditate as before, I will fight monsters, and you will do your homework."
Du Mengshou: "Alright then."
So this matter was resolved in a down-to-earth manner.
The gang members vaguely felt that they had caused a catastrophe, and they were as quiet as chickens these days.
However, one day, when idiots were attacking monsters, while Duanmengshou was meditating and doing his homework, a group of people with the words "Decisive Battle of the World" on their heads suddenly rushed in, and started hacking at others without saying a word.
The idiot Gong chatted privately with Duan Mengshou and asked him to use the teleportation talisman to return to the main city, but Duan Mengshou didn't see it.
Outnumbered, the idiotic man was tragically killed after a bitter battle, and the lost equipment was not very valuable.
In the game, after death, the character has 1 minute to stay in place.
Then Chihan Gong saw Duanmengshou suddenly stand up and slash at a group of opponents with his scythe, which was still a beginner.
It was hard work, but the damage value was still only "1".
Not long after, Dai Mengshou also fell down.
A penniless character loses nothing at all.
The moron Gong was summoned to see Granny Meng, but he kept thinking about how Damengshou was shielded by his side by a cloth.
Even if it's only for a second, it still makes the idiot's heart surge.
The idiot Gong in front of the screen couldn't help covering his beating heart, which was a bit uncomfortable.
Back to the gang.
Idiot Gong: "The [Decisive Battle in the World] gang started a massacre in the Valley of the Evil, and Duan Mengshou and I were both killed."
Du Meng was wronged: "Why did I get killed again TAT"
The moron Gong comforted him: "Don't be afraid, we'll take their lair away."
Du Mengshou was worried: "Will you drop your equipment?"
When the moron attacked, his heart softened: "No, we're going to kill them, it's because they lost their equipment."
Dai Mengshou: "But you dropped it just now, I wanted to pick it up but was picked up by someone else, but I remember that person's name, '壊☆鈊'."
The idiot Gong thinks that he must be the happiest person in the whole world, so is Du Mengshou caring about him!It feels like flying!
At this time, the masses who were blinded by love finally stepped forward.
Yangyang Yangyang: "Boss, have you lost your equipment?"
Yueyue Yueyue: "Damn it! How dare you kill Mengmeng! I skinned them!"
Idiot Gong: "The sixty-level acceleration wrist guard will be lost if it is dropped, and it can be replaced with the eighty-level one."
Riding a tortoise and racing a rabbit: "Kill, kill, kill! I haven't killed for a long time, my hands are itchy"
With the approval of all the staff, Chihan Gong made an appointment with everyone to prepare for the massacre.
However, the next night, Tucheng's grand form, Duan Mengshou, was not lucky enough to see him, but he knew that his gang had won, because Chihan Gong sent him a text message that night.
Duan Mengshou is now playing online games, and has developed the habit of finding idiots to attack as soon as he goes online.
This launch is no exception.
Followed the coordinates displayed by Chihangong to the Valley of the Evil, and happened to see him standing face to face with another character.
The other person is a girl with a very familiar name, that is, the one who picked up the idiot attack equipment.
Stay cute:! ! ! !
Hate.
Someone in the gang is talking.
Listening to the wind under the moon: "I seemed to see the boss in the Valley of the Evil just now, but he didn't bring Mengmeng with him, and was with a girl"
The base loves each other: "I saw it too! It seems to be the wife of the slut gang leader, the one with a non-mainstream name, who makes a fool when talking to people, disgusting"
Yangyang Yangyang: "No way!! I saw that Mengmeng is online!"
Duan Mengshou: "That... 壊☆Isn't it the wife of the leader of [Decisive Battle in the World]?"
Yueyue Yueyue Yueyue popularized science: "That's right, it's the one your cousin hooked up with."
Du Mengshou was a little disappointed: "Oh."
Fengyue Boundless: "Mengmeng, you seem unhappy?"
Dai Mengshou: "Yes. I feel uncomfortable seeing the idiot Gong with girls. Am I sick?"
the masses:! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
This, this, this! !Is this shit out of love? !
Dai Mengshou: "It seems that this is not good, and I am not alone in the idiot attack."
the masses:! ! ! ! ! !
Fuck, where are you, boss? ! !
Then the friend information of Chihangong exploded, and all kinds of urging him to check the chat history of the gang.
It just gave the idiot Gong a chance to get out.
Ignoring the endless chatter of the woman on the opposite side, the idiot attacked a teleportation axis and disappeared without any precaution.
However, I saw gang news.
Idiot Gong:! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
The idiot Gong: "Nebu Si is sick!"
The handicap caused by excitement...
the masses:……
Boss, don't get excited!
Du Mengshou: "Huh?"
Idiot Gong: "You are not sick, you care too much about me."
Du Mengshou scratched his head: "Really? But I won't be unhappy seeing my cousin talking to girls."
The idiot was happy in his heart: "Because your feelings for my cousin are different from those for me."
Du Mengshou: "What is that?"
The idiot Gong tried to tempt: "Think about it, do you want to see me as soon as you play the game?"
Stay Mengshou: "Yeah"
Idiot Gong: "Do you want to share all the interesting things with me?"
Dai Mengshou: "It seems to be"
Idiot Gong: "Does that make me feel uncomfortable seeing me alone with other people?"
Du Mengshou: "...um."
The idiot's heart was like honey: "Mengmeng, don't you know? You fell in love with me."
Daimeng was stunned for a long time: "...What about you?"
The idiot Gong almost jumped up happily: "Of course I like you, I like you very much."
People who already knew it: We knew it would happen!
Return me cute!
Down with the boss!
The author has something to say: update your character quickly before entering the examination room
save character save character save character
Why am I nervous? Why am I nervous? There's nothing to be nervous about! ! ! ! ! !
I'm not nervous! ! ! ! ! !
Ashley!
In order to save character, I will do the second update today!after the exam
patriarch bless
☆, The daily life of idiot Gong and cute shou 3.0
[Occasions where idiots attack and cutesy accept] 3.0
The idiot Gong explained that the wife of the non-mainstream leader came to him for equipment.That night, Tucheng killed all the [Decisive Battle in the World] gang, and harvested a lot of top-level equipment, one of which belonged to the gang leader's wife.So the wife of the non-mainstream guild leader found the idiot Gong alone, and wanted to buy the equipment back at a price.
And the idiot Gong also figured out one thing.
The equipment that the wife of the non-mainstream leader struggled with was picked off by those shameless sluts from Du Mengshou. It was not intended to be given to them at first, and it is even more impossible to give it to them now.
The idiot made a deal and returned the equipment to the original owner.
Finally, the cute boy who is no longer a little commoner is happy to follow the idiot Gong to fight monsters.
Probably the two finally established a relationship, or they were happy to get new equipment. Today, when they were fighting monsters, they were so cute that they didn't do their homework.
——Anyway, when he runs behind Chi Han Gong, Chi Han Gong will protect him.
The moron Gong also let him fool around.
So the gang members who passed by were all in a bad mood, and they dared to go to fight monsters only after returning with a pair of titanium alloy dog eyes.
Gang Channel:
Yangyangyangyang: "Mengmeng, is the boss treating you well?"
Dai Mengshou: "Okay. He is attending class with me today."
Du Mengshou blushed a little.
In today's professional class, the idiot Gong tried his best to make the tutor abdicate, but it's a pity that the professor didn't like that.
There was no other way, the idiot Gong could only follow the instructor's ass to listen in the class.
——By the way, I accidentally sat next to Dai Mengshou.
It was the first time for Daimengshou to feel the feeling of being able to hear what the teacher said in class, but not listening to anything.
After the class, he complained to the idiot Gong: "You still don't want to come to the class."
The idiot Gong was injured: "Why?"
Dai Meng was even more wronged: "You sit next to me, I can't listen to the class."
Idiot Gong: ...
How about a little fun.
The two of them ate together, and the idiot Gong molested Xiao Baozi.
The idiot Gong: "Little Baozi, do you like me?"
Du Mengshou: "Well, I like it."
The idiot Gong: "Then give me a kiss."
Duan Mengshou put down his lunch, and seriously smacked the moron Gong's face.
The idiot twisted the other side of his face: "Here, he wants it too."
Dai Mengshou then put down his lunch again, and smacked another mouthful on the other side of his face.
Then he muttered in his mouth: "Oh, how come you are so grown up like a child."
He also shook his head cooperatively, pretending to be old-fashioned.
Idiot Gong: ...
Whether it is tolerable or unbearable, the idiot Gong couldn't bear it, stretched out his hand to hold the face of Du Mengshou, and gave a mouthful.
Then smash it and smash it with your mouth: "Fish-flavored shredded pork is delicious."
Du Mengshou's face instantly flushed red.
Memories are over.
There is peace in the gang.
Yueyue Yueyue: "Mengmeng, don't you consider abandoning the boss and elope with us?"
The idiot Gong: "Yangyang Yangyang, don't you care about the CP? Carefully kick you out."
Yangyang Yangyang: "Honey, why didn't you hold back to say it? We only dare to think about it!"
The idiot exploded: "Don't even think about it! The bag is mine!"
Du Mengshou smiled and watched them making a fuss.
Riding a tortoise and racing a rabbit: "Another cabbage was hit by a pig."
Du Mengshou quickly explained: "I'm not a pig."
the masses:……
Mengmeng, we say you are a cabbage.
Do you want honey: "Mengmeng, what we mean is that the boss is a pig and you are a cabbage."
Dai Mengshou was a little unhappy: "Idiot Gong is not a pig, and I am not a cabbage."
the masses:……
cute! !How can you be so cute!
The idiot Gong smiled idiotically: "Don't pay attention to them, baby, I'll take you to brush the dungeon."
Dameng Shou obediently followed: "Oh, okay."
When the dungeon was finished, the idiot Gong sent an invitation.
Duan Mengshou didn't even look at it to make sure, and in a blink of an eye, he was sitting on the same mount as the idiot Gong.
The moron Gong hugged him from behind: "May I take you to see the scenery?"
Du Meng Shou obediently: "Okay."
Luanniao carries two people flying over the mountains and rivers in the game world, bypassing the mountain peaks, passing through the verdant jungle, crossing the boundless sea, and flying to the majestic green peak.
The idiot Gong hugged Du Meng and accepted it.
The idiot Gong: "Does it look good?"
Du Mengshou: "Well, it looks good."
Idiot Gong: "From now on, shall we look forward to it every year?"
Duan Mengshou thought for a while: "What if the game is gone?"
The moron Gong also thought about it, and replied: "Then we will cross real mountains and rivers, and I will take you to see the most beautiful scenery in the world."
Du Mengshou smiled: "Well, yes. Let's pull the hook."
Idiot Gong: "We will hook up when we meet tomorrow."
Duanmengshou didn't say anything, and then the characters in the game quietly nestled in the arms of the moron Gong.
Luo Xia and Lone Frog fly together, the autumn water is always the same.
People who rely on each other will never be alone on the way forward.
The idiot Gong secretly pressed the screenshot button.
The mobile phone is roaring unwillingly next to the computer.
After answering the phone, the breathless voice of Duanmengshou said, "Can you come down for a while?"
The idiot's attack is so difficult to compare: "Huh?"
Dai Mengshou: "I'm downstairs in your dormitory, can you come down?"
The idiot Gong glanced at the person who was still snuggling up on the screen, then looked at the page where the phone was talking, and Sa Yazi ran downstairs.
So it became two panting people.
Du Mengshou's face may be a little flushed due to exercise.
Just as the idiot Gong was about to say something, Du Mengshou stretched out his right little finger.
Dai Mengshou: "I thought about it, I probably won't be able to wait until tomorrow."
The idiot Gong Muran felt a burning sensation in his eye sockets, and the little finger of his right hand was also entangled with the fingers of Du Mengshou, as if the two main lines of fate were entangled, and in the end no one could do without the other.
Dai Mengshou smiled happily: "The hook counts, and it must not be changed for 100 years."
The moron Gong looked at him: "It won't change for 200 years."
Duan Meng Shou wanted to withdraw his hand, but was pulled hard by the idiot Gong, and his whole body crashed into the arms of the idiot Gong.
Then he was gnawed by the moron.
Du Mengshou blushes: ...
The idiot Gong also blushed: ...
The two finally cuddled by the small lake and whispered.
The idiot Gong was puzzled: "I used to despise this lake, why do you think it is so beautiful today?"
Dai Mengshou laughed so hard that he couldn't straighten up: "Because the people watching with you are different."
The idiot Gong then scratched Dameng Shou's itchy flesh, and Duan Mengshou couldn't stand up even more from laughing, yelling for the idiot Gong to stop.
The moron Gong: "Give me a kiss, I'll think about it."
Dumbeng Shou smiled and gasped, and imprinted a mouthful on the lips of the idiot Gong, and then he was never let go.
Being hugged and kissed by the idiot Gong, gnawed and gnawed.
Idiot Gong: "Baby"
Dai Mengshou's eyes were moist: "Huh?"
The idiot Gong: "If I say something, you can say it after me, okay?"
Duan Mengshou thought that the idiot Gong wanted to play a game with him, so he nodded with a smile.
The idiot Gong: "I love you."
Dai Mengshou nodded: "You love me."
Idiot Gong: ...
Little Baozi failed his studies.
Daimeng was attacked by itching and couldn't straighten up again.
The idiot Gong: "Quickly say it!"
Du Mengshou pretended to be stupid: "What did you say?"
The idiot attacked the black face: "Say what I just said to you!"
Du Mengshou blinked and pretended to be stupid: "You love me."
Idiot Gong: ...
This time, no matter how Damengshou yelled to stop the idiot attack, he didn't stop, until Dumengshou laughed so hard that tears came out, begging for mercy: "I love you, I love you, I love you."
The idiot Gong was not satisfied at all: "I forced you to say it, it's not sincere at all, it's too perfunctory!"
Dai Mengshou held the idiot Gong's face seriously with both hands, and kissed him on the lips: "I love you."
Another kiss: "I love you."
Another kiss: "I love you."
Then kissed: "I love you."
As if kissing is not enough, I still kissed: "I love you."
Wanting to kiss again, the idiot Gong hugged his waist, and gave a deep kiss: "I know."
Dai Mengshou then became smiling again and turned into a red bun.
The gang was peaceful, everyone molested and teased Mengmeng, and then attacked the gang leader, and fought gang wars by the way.
Duan Mengshou asked one day why he and the [Decisive Battle in the World] gang were hostile gangs, and the enthusiastic little friend explained.
Little friend: "Mengmeng, our gang is called [Tianxia], and their gang is called [Decisive Battle Tianxia]. This is obviously a mismatch!"
Stay cute: ...
I thought it was a high-end class conflict such as grabbing a territory, grabbing a boss, but it turned out to be the reason of such a primary school student.
But obviously, none of that matters.
The important thing is to happily fall in love with the idiot Gong, and to live a small life that belongs to two people by the way.
Day and night, accompany each year.
The author has something to say: the exam is over_(:з」∠)_ the exam is like shit_(:з」∠)_
It's the end of the semester after the sixth grade exam, so there is no update before the holiday on July [-] [Kneel down
In order not to fail a course, I can only contribute my youth!
How to update after the holiday on July [-]st...
Let's talk about it after the holiday
Minna see you next time~
☆, the daily life of honest attack and evildoer shou 1.0
[Occasions where the honest attack and the evildoer suffer] 1.0
Honest Gong is the chief masseur of a beauty salon, he works diligently day and night, and gets a lot of bonuses.Because he is simple and honest, and has many repeat customers, he is now doing well in this industry, and he can afford a house and drive a car.
On this day, a girl in smart clothes and famous brands stood in front of the counter, exuding a cold aura all over her body, and said without a trace of emotion: "Give me the best masseuse in your store."
I've been sitting too much in the office recently, and my back hurts so much.
The little girl at the front desk was obedient, and she was a little silly when she was scared.
It happened to be the cleanest time of the day, and the masseurs gathered together to talk about the mountain. After witnessing this scene, they shook their heads violently under the mournful gaze of the girl at the front desk.
So honest Gong who went to the toilet and missed the plot was brutally pushed out.
Honest Gong pushed the trolley to the room, knocked on the door politely: "Ms. Song, hello. I am your masseur."
The door was pulled open from the inside with a "swish", and the elite girl looked vigilant: "Male?"
Honestly choked for a moment: "...a man."
The elite girl pretended to close the door: "Give me another girl."
Honest Gong: "Uh...they are all busy."
Thinking about the eager eyes of a bunch of people looking at him, it was so hard to be honest that he lied.
The elite girl frowned: "You guys...couldn't..."
Honest Gong has seen too many female clients who are against his gender, and immediately understood the hidden meaning in the elite girl's words.
Honest Gong: "Our clubhouse is a very formal beauty salon, there is no such thing as x service, Miss Song, please rest assured."
The elite girl still didn't believe it: "Then what if you take advantage of me? Change me to a girl!"
Honestly blushing, he had no choice but to say frankly: "Don't worry, I... like men, and I won't take advantage of you."
I always feel that ever since I started this line of work, I have been constantly having to confess my sexuality to female clients.
This is so... embarrassing.
The elite girl's eyes widened in surprise: "Gay?"
Honest Gong blushed and nodded.
The elite girl glanced up and down.
His appearance is considered handsome, his hair is neat, his clothes are decent and clean, and he looks different from a straight man, exuding imperceptible male hormones.
The elite girl squinted her eyes and opened the door: "Come in."
So during the massage, the elite girl chatted with Honest Gong while lying on her stomach.
How old is this year, do you have a boyfriend, what type do you like...
After honestly revealing his sexuality in all directions, the women among the returning customers will always introduce objects to him from time to time.To be honest, Honest Gong really dislikes this kind of behavior of pulling out the man, but the customer is God, and he can't say too much, so he can only accept the business card with a smile every time, but he will never make a call on it.
Honest attacking people are honest, and there is no element of dishonesty in thinking.Although he is gay, he was also a child who grew up in a loving family environment with his parents. In his heart, he always felt that the other half should be the one he loved with all his heart.
Because of this, when I heard this question from an elite girl, I could almost guess it seven or eight points honestly. Although I didn't want to answer it, I had to answer it.
We can only bite the bullet and continue talking.
The elite girl's eyes lit up after listening.
Very good, it's time for that little brat at home to find a boyfriend.
Maybe because he sensed that Honest Gong didn't want to talk more, the massaging elite girls were completely quiet in the second half.
After all the back care was done and honest Gong packed up his things, he found that the elite girl had already fallen asleep.
The facial contours of the sleeping elite girl looked much softer, and she smacked her mouth from time to time, not at all as scary as those ghosts and elves at the front desk said.Apart from the capable attire and grooming, he actually looks like he is in his 20s, with fresh and gentle facial features.Such a person who took off his glasses and exposed his facial features couldn't be more aggressive.
Honest Gong smiled, opened the door and walked out of the room.
Too bad it's not a boy...
The evildoer shou was startled as soon as he took off his shoes and was about to enter the living room when he got home.
He often works overtime for ten days and a half months, and his sister, who he doesn't see once, sits cross-legged on the sofa in casual clothes and watches TV without image.
Monster Shou: "Are you back?"
The elite girl nodded, and the sound of chewing potato chips was endless. When she was thirsty, she took a bucket of Coke from her side and poured it into her mouth.
The evildoer shou went to the kitchen to drink water, then walked into the living room: "Did you sleep in the company today?"
The elite girl didn't look sideways: "I resigned."
Monster Shou: "..."
The elite girl gave him a strange look: "Why don't you ask me why I resigned?"
The evildoer picked up a piece of potato chips and stuffed it into his mouth: "I don't want to know."
The elite girl pursed her lips and hugged the potato chips away: "Damn Tsundere."
Monster Shou: "... Who are you talking about?!"
Elite girl: "Whoever asks me, I say who!"
The evildoer got up and wanted to hit someone, but the elite girl provoked: "Do you dare to try it? Believe it or not, my mother made you paralyzed?"
The evildoer was languished.
The elite girl chewed potato chips and watched TV again.
The evildoer endured it: "Why did you resign?"
The elite girl was speechless: "Don't you want to know? You also said that you are not a tsundere."
Monster Shou: "..."
Oh shit!Don't people always narrate automatically at the beginning and end!Why don't you play your cards according to the routine and call me tsundere!
Elite girl: "The boss is too unscrupulous and always oppresses us, Xiao Xiami, I can't stand it and resign."
The evildoer nodded: "That's right, I don't have to worry about your food and drink at home. I go to work for others all day and night and don't go home to suffer. I don't know if your mind is full of shit."
Elite girl: "..."
Monster Shou: "Then you still go out to find a job?"
Elite girl: "I should go serve my dad as a little secretary and bring tea and water. After all, I'm still comfortable in my own home."
The evildoer is taken for granted.
Elite girl: "Oh, yes, I went to a beauty parlor for a massage this afternoon. The technique is really good. You can try it in a few days and order masseur No. 27."
Monster Shou: "Oh."
A few days later, the monster Shou, who was greedy for pleasure, came to the beauty salon, stood in front of the counter and said coquettishly, "Masseur No. 27."
Then he saw Honest Gong in the room.
Monster Shou: "..."
Water?male? !
Fuck!My sister asked a man to give her a massage and said he was good at it? !
What's the situation?
As soon as Honest Gong entered, he saw a handsome and elegant man waiting for him in the room.
Most of the clubs are consumed by women, and few boys come in and out. Even if they go in and out, most of them come to wait for their girlfriends.Seeing a man here for nursing today, one can imagine how excited the front desk is.But people call for the number 27... The girls look at the man and sigh.
Honest Gong: "Hello, Mr. Song.
The life of a foodie does not explain: "I just went to the bathroom and why did I see you again!!! Don't go!!! I haven't hugged yet!"
The idiot Gong: "...I didn't hug either."
Crowd: ...
I really want to laugh, what should I do?
The author has something to say: I will update la la la la! ! !
Today's update is so sincere, let's give some character at level [-] tomorrow! ! !Kneel down!
Goodnight everybody
☆, The daily life of idiot Gong and cute shou 2.0
[Occasions where idiots attack and cutesy accept] 2.0
Duan Mengshou said that there were too many homework to finish, and he was so cute, so the idiot Gong speculated that Duan Mengshou should be a high school student, or a junior high school student. Anyway, it is absolutely impossible for him to be a college dog like himself.
This kind of speculation has no scientific basis at all, so Chihan Gong decided to ask around.
Team up to fight monsters...
The idiot Gong fights monsters in the front, and Du Mengshou meditates in the back.
The idiot Gong: "Mengmeng, are you there?"
In fact, Du Mengshou was on the phone doing homework.
The idiot questioned him twice and no one responded, and he almost knew that Du Mengshou was doing other things and was concentrating on fighting monsters.
After a while, team news began to flash.
Dai Mengshou: "I was doing my homework just now, but I didn't see it. I'm sorry."
What a well-educated kid.
Idiot Gong: "So much homework, is Mengmeng a high school student?"
Duan Mengshou thought for a while: "No, it's a college student."
The idiot Gong was a little unsteady: "I'm also a college student, so I don't have so much homework, do I?"
Duan Mengshou typed: "But I have a double degree and I have two assignments 〒▽〒"
The moron Gong fell off the stool.
Learn, learn, learn... Xueba? !
Next, I don’t need to be guided by the idiot Gong at all, and I will tell you everything: "Finance and history are so tiring, one article and one science, there is no intersection in the middle, you have to learn everything, and you can't stop at all."
Idiot Gong: ...
Dai Mengshou: "And there is a lot of homework, and I have to do projects and write papers. I am very tired every day 〒▽〒"
The idiot Gong didn't feel anything anymore.
After talking for a long time, Du Mengshou realized that the other person seemed to have not spoken for a long time: "Are you still there?"
Idiot Gong: "...to be or not_(:з)∠)_"
Dai Mengshou: "But I met a lot of interesting people and a lot of interesting things."
Idiot Gong made a comparison, the self who is a master, and the cute Shou who is a double-cultivator, choose a dog leash.
Duan Mengshou: "Last week, a master's senior came to give us a lecture. He talked about a lot of interesting things he encountered when he went to archaeology, as well as the unearthed cultural relics. It was dirty at first, but it was really clean after cleaning. Everything looks good!"
Idiot Gong: "..."
Duan Mengshou: "The senior also said, don't believe the messy and scary ghosts in the tomb robbery novels. When you really enter the field of archaeology, the ghosts are not scary. I didn’t have the time to take a shower while staying underground, and I don’t know if I encountered rice dumplings when I left the tomb, but I’m almost a rice dumpling anyway. Hahahahaha, actually, I really want to do archaeology.”
Before the ellipsis of Chi Han Gong was typed out, he was suddenly startled.
Isn't this what I said last week when I helped the tutor lead the class?
Duan Mengshou: "The senior also told a lot of interesting things about archaeology, and taught us how to identify the authenticity of cultural relics. It feels more interesting than the professor's lecture."
The idiot Gong had already confirmed that Dai Mengshou was a student in that day's substitute class, so he tentatively asked, "Then do you think the senior is handsome?"
Duan Meng didn't speak for a while: "... handsome."
Idiot Gong: "Then next time he still gives you lessons, are you happy?"
Dai Mengshou: "Happy."
Idiot Gong: "If he still gives you lessons next time, do you want to take the initiative to talk to him?"
Dai Mengshou: "No."
The idiot Gong received a knowing blow: "Why?"
Duan Mengshou: "Because the senior is very busy, last time I saw him run away immediately after class."
Idiot Gong: "..."
I was in a hurry to grab a meal.
The idiot Gong tried to persuade: "Then what if he's not busy next time?"
Duan Mengshou thought for a while: "Then ask him a question."
The idiot Gong: "Ask what?"
Duan Mengshou: "How to take the postgraduate entrance examination."
Idiot Gong: "...do you want to be a graduate student in the history department?"
The idiot brainstormed and made up the white and tender buns that turned into small carbon balls because of archaeology, which is tolerable or unbearable!
Dai Mengshou: "I think it's quite interesting."
The idiot Gong resisted not saying a word, and was going to wait until the next shift to answer Dai Mengshou's questions systematically.
The moron Gong: "Then you must remember to talk to him next time."
Dai Mengshou was a little puzzled why, but agreed anyway.
The idiot Gong was so satisfied, he was immersed in the joy of seeing Dai Mengshou all day long.
In the dream, I dreamed that there was a white and tender little bun chasing after me and calling "Senior" in a childish voice.
On the second day, the idiot Gong sent his tutor home with a shameless face, and ran to replace him himself.
In this day's class, the idiot Gong talked about more cute and popular archaeological anecdotes.
When the last class was over, the idiot Gong stood on the podium, lingering, his eyes scanning the students below like X-rays.
——Which one is the little bun?
When the classroom was almost gone, Chihan Gong was still struggling.
Idiot Gong: Why hasn't anyone come to talk to me yet? !
Want to smash the blackboard.
Waiting and waiting, the idiot Gong who waited completely lost his temper, and the classroom finally became blank.The idiot Gong held the broken glass heart and walked slowly outside the classroom.
In the game at night, we must strongly condemn Damengshou's irresponsible and irresponsible behavior!I'm so hungry QAQ
Duan Mengshou stood at the door of the classroom, saw the idiot attacking, stepped forward: "That..."
The moron Gong looked up sluggishly.
Idiot Gong:! ! !
The white and tender bag is smashed!
Dai Mengshou: "Senior, hello, I want to ask..."
The idiot's eyes brightened: "Are you hungry?"
Dai Mengshou nodded sincerely: "Hungry."
The idiot softened his heart and lost his breath: "How long have you been waiting for me?"
Duan Mengshou: "I'll come out and wait for you after class."
That said, I waited 20 minutes.
Silly boy, if you don't know anything, just ask on the podium? !
The idiot Gong: "Then let's go eat first."
Du Mengshou: "Oh, wow."
At this time, the cute and cute shou in the game have reached a high degree of unity with the cute and cute shou in front of them.
Duanmeng is innocent and tender, but after the conversation, idiot Gong said that creatures with high IQs inevitably have flaws in EQ.However!It's no big deal!People can crush everyone with their IQ!
The idiot Gong is heartbroken for his own IQ.
The moron Gong: "What's your name?"
Duan Mengshou is honest: "Dai Mengshou."
Idiot Gong: "Hi, I'm Idiot Gong."
Damengshou let out a "huh" and said, "A person I met in the game is also called Chihan Gong."
The idiot attacked his heart: Hahahahaha, that's me.
He even pretended to be surprised: "Really?!"
Dai Mengshou nodded: "At first he killed me."
Idiot Gong: ...
How long is this going to hold grudges?That time it was an accidental injury!accidental injury! !
Dai Mengshou continued: "But then he dragged me into a gang, not a bad guy."
The idiot Gong was worried about Du Mengshou's three views: "Isn't it a bad person to pull you into a gang?"
Du Mengshou: "No. He also took me to fight monsters and made me equipment, just like a big brother."
The idiot was satisfied with the book, and finally felt relieved for a moment.
The moron Gong: "What did you want to ask me just now?"
Dai Mengshou: "Oh, I want to be a graduate student in this department, can I go to archaeology?"
The idiot Gong: "...Impossible."
It was easy for Dai Mengshou to accept: "Oh."
The moron Gong: "Why don't you ask?"
Dameng Shou Gengzhi: "Probably because I don't want me to come out and become a zongzi. It's so pitiful to be eaten."
Idiot Gong: ...
There seems to be nothing wrong, but there seems to be something wrong!
In the evening, Dameng is subject to online games to share with you the seniors I met today.
Yangyang Yangyang: "That senior of yours isn't really the boss..."
Yueyue Yueyue: "I remembered what you said. The boss disappeared for half a month before. When he came back and asked him what was going on, he said that he had gone to archaeology."
Fengyue Boundless: "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!! Newcomer hello! I checked the chat history, Mengmeng, you are so cute!"
Cool breeze is lucky: "Daughter-in-law, cough cough, pay attention to the impact"
Riding a tortoise and racing a rabbit: "I smell gossip, where's the boss?"
Playing is not loneliness but youth: "I testify, the boss said that he is a master of the History Department of S University, and he digs graves with his tutor every day."
Playing online games is not about loneliness: "Shocking gossip!"
Dai Mengshou frowned and read their chat records several times, and then became angry: "Liar!!!!!!"
the masses:……
It's over, what should I do if Mengmeng blows up? QQ
Boss, we won't blame you.
When the idiot went online, he saw a huge row of "liars" full of grievances and anger.
Hurrying through the chat records, the idiot Gong's heart was icy cold.
Damn it, pig mate.
Chat in private and stay cute.
Idiot Gong: "Little Baozi, listen to me. You told me about the senior yesterday, so I made sure that we two are alumni. We had a good chat after seeing you today, didn't we?"
Du Mengshou: "But you lied to me!!"
The idiot Gong: "I didn't. I didn't say it because I wasn't sure if you were the cutie in the game."
Duan Mengshou: "But I told you today that I also met a moron Gong in an online game!"
Idiot Gong: ...
Forget that Baoshuang is a high-IQ Baoshuang.
Duan Mengshou: "You have nothing to say! Liar!!"
Idiot Gong: "Think about it, I was also shocked when I found out your identity. You need to give me some time to react. I originally planned to tell you in the game tonight, but people from the gang I said it before."
Actually not.
Chihan Gong really enjoys this kind of double-faced setting to inquire about each other's information.
If it wasn't for the pig teammates, he would still be able to persevere.
Du Mengshou: "Really?"
But the idiot Gong still swore: "Really!"
The idiot Gong: "Little Baozi, don't hate me, okay?"
Duan Mengshou thought for a while: "Yeah."
The idiot Gong: "Shall I take you to fight monsters?"
Dai Mengshou: "But I still have to do my homework..."
The idiot Gong: "Then you can still meditate as before, I will fight monsters, and you will do your homework."
Du Mengshou: "Alright then."
So this matter was resolved in a down-to-earth manner.
The gang members vaguely felt that they had caused a catastrophe, and they were as quiet as chickens these days.
However, one day, when idiots were attacking monsters, while Duanmengshou was meditating and doing his homework, a group of people with the words "Decisive Battle of the World" on their heads suddenly rushed in, and started hacking at others without saying a word.
The idiot Gong chatted privately with Duan Mengshou and asked him to use the teleportation talisman to return to the main city, but Duan Mengshou didn't see it.
Outnumbered, the idiotic man was tragically killed after a bitter battle, and the lost equipment was not very valuable.
In the game, after death, the character has 1 minute to stay in place.
Then Chihan Gong saw Duanmengshou suddenly stand up and slash at a group of opponents with his scythe, which was still a beginner.
It was hard work, but the damage value was still only "1".
Not long after, Dai Mengshou also fell down.
A penniless character loses nothing at all.
The moron Gong was summoned to see Granny Meng, but he kept thinking about how Damengshou was shielded by his side by a cloth.
Even if it's only for a second, it still makes the idiot's heart surge.
The idiot Gong in front of the screen couldn't help covering his beating heart, which was a bit uncomfortable.
Back to the gang.
Idiot Gong: "The [Decisive Battle in the World] gang started a massacre in the Valley of the Evil, and Duan Mengshou and I were both killed."
Du Meng was wronged: "Why did I get killed again TAT"
The moron Gong comforted him: "Don't be afraid, we'll take their lair away."
Du Mengshou was worried: "Will you drop your equipment?"
When the moron attacked, his heart softened: "No, we're going to kill them, it's because they lost their equipment."
Dai Mengshou: "But you dropped it just now, I wanted to pick it up but was picked up by someone else, but I remember that person's name, '壊☆鈊'."
The idiot Gong thinks that he must be the happiest person in the whole world, so is Du Mengshou caring about him!It feels like flying!
At this time, the masses who were blinded by love finally stepped forward.
Yangyang Yangyang: "Boss, have you lost your equipment?"
Yueyue Yueyue: "Damn it! How dare you kill Mengmeng! I skinned them!"
Idiot Gong: "The sixty-level acceleration wrist guard will be lost if it is dropped, and it can be replaced with the eighty-level one."
Riding a tortoise and racing a rabbit: "Kill, kill, kill! I haven't killed for a long time, my hands are itchy"
With the approval of all the staff, Chihan Gong made an appointment with everyone to prepare for the massacre.
However, the next night, Tucheng's grand form, Duan Mengshou, was not lucky enough to see him, but he knew that his gang had won, because Chihan Gong sent him a text message that night.
Duan Mengshou is now playing online games, and has developed the habit of finding idiots to attack as soon as he goes online.
This launch is no exception.
Followed the coordinates displayed by Chihangong to the Valley of the Evil, and happened to see him standing face to face with another character.
The other person is a girl with a very familiar name, that is, the one who picked up the idiot attack equipment.
Stay cute:! ! ! !
Hate.
Someone in the gang is talking.
Listening to the wind under the moon: "I seemed to see the boss in the Valley of the Evil just now, but he didn't bring Mengmeng with him, and was with a girl"
The base loves each other: "I saw it too! It seems to be the wife of the slut gang leader, the one with a non-mainstream name, who makes a fool when talking to people, disgusting"
Yangyang Yangyang: "No way!! I saw that Mengmeng is online!"
Duan Mengshou: "That... 壊☆Isn't it the wife of the leader of [Decisive Battle in the World]?"
Yueyue Yueyue Yueyue popularized science: "That's right, it's the one your cousin hooked up with."
Du Mengshou was a little disappointed: "Oh."
Fengyue Boundless: "Mengmeng, you seem unhappy?"
Dai Mengshou: "Yes. I feel uncomfortable seeing the idiot Gong with girls. Am I sick?"
the masses:! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
This, this, this! !Is this shit out of love? !
Dai Mengshou: "It seems that this is not good, and I am not alone in the idiot attack."
the masses:! ! ! ! ! !
Fuck, where are you, boss? ! !
Then the friend information of Chihangong exploded, and all kinds of urging him to check the chat history of the gang.
It just gave the idiot Gong a chance to get out.
Ignoring the endless chatter of the woman on the opposite side, the idiot attacked a teleportation axis and disappeared without any precaution.
However, I saw gang news.
Idiot Gong:! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
The idiot Gong: "Nebu Si is sick!"
The handicap caused by excitement...
the masses:……
Boss, don't get excited!
Du Mengshou: "Huh?"
Idiot Gong: "You are not sick, you care too much about me."
Du Mengshou scratched his head: "Really? But I won't be unhappy seeing my cousin talking to girls."
The idiot was happy in his heart: "Because your feelings for my cousin are different from those for me."
Du Mengshou: "What is that?"
The idiot Gong tried to tempt: "Think about it, do you want to see me as soon as you play the game?"
Stay Mengshou: "Yeah"
Idiot Gong: "Do you want to share all the interesting things with me?"
Dai Mengshou: "It seems to be"
Idiot Gong: "Does that make me feel uncomfortable seeing me alone with other people?"
Du Mengshou: "...um."
The idiot's heart was like honey: "Mengmeng, don't you know? You fell in love with me."
Daimeng was stunned for a long time: "...What about you?"
The idiot Gong almost jumped up happily: "Of course I like you, I like you very much."
People who already knew it: We knew it would happen!
Return me cute!
Down with the boss!
The author has something to say: update your character quickly before entering the examination room
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Why am I nervous? Why am I nervous? There's nothing to be nervous about! ! ! ! ! !
I'm not nervous! ! ! ! ! !
Ashley!
In order to save character, I will do the second update today!after the exam
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☆, The daily life of idiot Gong and cute shou 3.0
[Occasions where idiots attack and cutesy accept] 3.0
The idiot Gong explained that the wife of the non-mainstream leader came to him for equipment.That night, Tucheng killed all the [Decisive Battle in the World] gang, and harvested a lot of top-level equipment, one of which belonged to the gang leader's wife.So the wife of the non-mainstream guild leader found the idiot Gong alone, and wanted to buy the equipment back at a price.
And the idiot Gong also figured out one thing.
The equipment that the wife of the non-mainstream leader struggled with was picked off by those shameless sluts from Du Mengshou. It was not intended to be given to them at first, and it is even more impossible to give it to them now.
The idiot made a deal and returned the equipment to the original owner.
Finally, the cute boy who is no longer a little commoner is happy to follow the idiot Gong to fight monsters.
Probably the two finally established a relationship, or they were happy to get new equipment. Today, when they were fighting monsters, they were so cute that they didn't do their homework.
——Anyway, when he runs behind Chi Han Gong, Chi Han Gong will protect him.
The moron Gong also let him fool around.
So the gang members who passed by were all in a bad mood, and they dared to go to fight monsters only after returning with a pair of titanium alloy dog eyes.
Gang Channel:
Yangyangyangyang: "Mengmeng, is the boss treating you well?"
Dai Mengshou: "Okay. He is attending class with me today."
Du Mengshou blushed a little.
In today's professional class, the idiot Gong tried his best to make the tutor abdicate, but it's a pity that the professor didn't like that.
There was no other way, the idiot Gong could only follow the instructor's ass to listen in the class.
——By the way, I accidentally sat next to Dai Mengshou.
It was the first time for Daimengshou to feel the feeling of being able to hear what the teacher said in class, but not listening to anything.
After the class, he complained to the idiot Gong: "You still don't want to come to the class."
The idiot Gong was injured: "Why?"
Dai Meng was even more wronged: "You sit next to me, I can't listen to the class."
Idiot Gong: ...
How about a little fun.
The two of them ate together, and the idiot Gong molested Xiao Baozi.
The idiot Gong: "Little Baozi, do you like me?"
Du Mengshou: "Well, I like it."
The idiot Gong: "Then give me a kiss."
Duan Mengshou put down his lunch, and seriously smacked the moron Gong's face.
The idiot twisted the other side of his face: "Here, he wants it too."
Dai Mengshou then put down his lunch again, and smacked another mouthful on the other side of his face.
Then he muttered in his mouth: "Oh, how come you are so grown up like a child."
He also shook his head cooperatively, pretending to be old-fashioned.
Idiot Gong: ...
Whether it is tolerable or unbearable, the idiot Gong couldn't bear it, stretched out his hand to hold the face of Du Mengshou, and gave a mouthful.
Then smash it and smash it with your mouth: "Fish-flavored shredded pork is delicious."
Du Mengshou's face instantly flushed red.
Memories are over.
There is peace in the gang.
Yueyue Yueyue: "Mengmeng, don't you consider abandoning the boss and elope with us?"
The idiot Gong: "Yangyang Yangyang, don't you care about the CP? Carefully kick you out."
Yangyang Yangyang: "Honey, why didn't you hold back to say it? We only dare to think about it!"
The idiot exploded: "Don't even think about it! The bag is mine!"
Du Mengshou smiled and watched them making a fuss.
Riding a tortoise and racing a rabbit: "Another cabbage was hit by a pig."
Du Mengshou quickly explained: "I'm not a pig."
the masses:……
Mengmeng, we say you are a cabbage.
Do you want honey: "Mengmeng, what we mean is that the boss is a pig and you are a cabbage."
Dai Mengshou was a little unhappy: "Idiot Gong is not a pig, and I am not a cabbage."
the masses:……
cute! !How can you be so cute!
The idiot Gong smiled idiotically: "Don't pay attention to them, baby, I'll take you to brush the dungeon."
Dameng Shou obediently followed: "Oh, okay."
When the dungeon was finished, the idiot Gong sent an invitation.
Duan Mengshou didn't even look at it to make sure, and in a blink of an eye, he was sitting on the same mount as the idiot Gong.
The moron Gong hugged him from behind: "May I take you to see the scenery?"
Du Meng Shou obediently: "Okay."
Luanniao carries two people flying over the mountains and rivers in the game world, bypassing the mountain peaks, passing through the verdant jungle, crossing the boundless sea, and flying to the majestic green peak.
The idiot Gong hugged Du Meng and accepted it.
The idiot Gong: "Does it look good?"
Du Mengshou: "Well, it looks good."
Idiot Gong: "From now on, shall we look forward to it every year?"
Duan Mengshou thought for a while: "What if the game is gone?"
The moron Gong also thought about it, and replied: "Then we will cross real mountains and rivers, and I will take you to see the most beautiful scenery in the world."
Du Mengshou smiled: "Well, yes. Let's pull the hook."
Idiot Gong: "We will hook up when we meet tomorrow."
Duanmengshou didn't say anything, and then the characters in the game quietly nestled in the arms of the moron Gong.
Luo Xia and Lone Frog fly together, the autumn water is always the same.
People who rely on each other will never be alone on the way forward.
The idiot Gong secretly pressed the screenshot button.
The mobile phone is roaring unwillingly next to the computer.
After answering the phone, the breathless voice of Duanmengshou said, "Can you come down for a while?"
The idiot's attack is so difficult to compare: "Huh?"
Dai Mengshou: "I'm downstairs in your dormitory, can you come down?"
The idiot Gong glanced at the person who was still snuggling up on the screen, then looked at the page where the phone was talking, and Sa Yazi ran downstairs.
So it became two panting people.
Du Mengshou's face may be a little flushed due to exercise.
Just as the idiot Gong was about to say something, Du Mengshou stretched out his right little finger.
Dai Mengshou: "I thought about it, I probably won't be able to wait until tomorrow."
The idiot Gong Muran felt a burning sensation in his eye sockets, and the little finger of his right hand was also entangled with the fingers of Du Mengshou, as if the two main lines of fate were entangled, and in the end no one could do without the other.
Dai Mengshou smiled happily: "The hook counts, and it must not be changed for 100 years."
The moron Gong looked at him: "It won't change for 200 years."
Duan Meng Shou wanted to withdraw his hand, but was pulled hard by the idiot Gong, and his whole body crashed into the arms of the idiot Gong.
Then he was gnawed by the moron.
Du Mengshou blushes: ...
The idiot Gong also blushed: ...
The two finally cuddled by the small lake and whispered.
The idiot Gong was puzzled: "I used to despise this lake, why do you think it is so beautiful today?"
Dai Mengshou laughed so hard that he couldn't straighten up: "Because the people watching with you are different."
The idiot Gong then scratched Dameng Shou's itchy flesh, and Duan Mengshou couldn't stand up even more from laughing, yelling for the idiot Gong to stop.
The moron Gong: "Give me a kiss, I'll think about it."
Dumbeng Shou smiled and gasped, and imprinted a mouthful on the lips of the idiot Gong, and then he was never let go.
Being hugged and kissed by the idiot Gong, gnawed and gnawed.
Idiot Gong: "Baby"
Dai Mengshou's eyes were moist: "Huh?"
The idiot Gong: "If I say something, you can say it after me, okay?"
Duan Mengshou thought that the idiot Gong wanted to play a game with him, so he nodded with a smile.
The idiot Gong: "I love you."
Dai Mengshou nodded: "You love me."
Idiot Gong: ...
Little Baozi failed his studies.
Daimeng was attacked by itching and couldn't straighten up again.
The idiot Gong: "Quickly say it!"
Du Mengshou pretended to be stupid: "What did you say?"
The idiot attacked the black face: "Say what I just said to you!"
Du Mengshou blinked and pretended to be stupid: "You love me."
Idiot Gong: ...
This time, no matter how Damengshou yelled to stop the idiot attack, he didn't stop, until Dumengshou laughed so hard that tears came out, begging for mercy: "I love you, I love you, I love you."
The idiot Gong was not satisfied at all: "I forced you to say it, it's not sincere at all, it's too perfunctory!"
Dai Mengshou held the idiot Gong's face seriously with both hands, and kissed him on the lips: "I love you."
Another kiss: "I love you."
Another kiss: "I love you."
Then kissed: "I love you."
As if kissing is not enough, I still kissed: "I love you."
Wanting to kiss again, the idiot Gong hugged his waist, and gave a deep kiss: "I know."
Dai Mengshou then became smiling again and turned into a red bun.
The gang was peaceful, everyone molested and teased Mengmeng, and then attacked the gang leader, and fought gang wars by the way.
Duan Mengshou asked one day why he and the [Decisive Battle in the World] gang were hostile gangs, and the enthusiastic little friend explained.
Little friend: "Mengmeng, our gang is called [Tianxia], and their gang is called [Decisive Battle Tianxia]. This is obviously a mismatch!"
Stay cute: ...
I thought it was a high-end class conflict such as grabbing a territory, grabbing a boss, but it turned out to be the reason of such a primary school student.
But obviously, none of that matters.
The important thing is to happily fall in love with the idiot Gong, and to live a small life that belongs to two people by the way.
Day and night, accompany each year.
The author has something to say: the exam is over_(:з」∠)_ the exam is like shit_(:з」∠)_
It's the end of the semester after the sixth grade exam, so there is no update before the holiday on July [-] [Kneel down
In order not to fail a course, I can only contribute my youth!
How to update after the holiday on July [-]st...
Let's talk about it after the holiday
Minna see you next time~
☆, the daily life of honest attack and evildoer shou 1.0
[Occasions where the honest attack and the evildoer suffer] 1.0
Honest Gong is the chief masseur of a beauty salon, he works diligently day and night, and gets a lot of bonuses.Because he is simple and honest, and has many repeat customers, he is now doing well in this industry, and he can afford a house and drive a car.
On this day, a girl in smart clothes and famous brands stood in front of the counter, exuding a cold aura all over her body, and said without a trace of emotion: "Give me the best masseuse in your store."
I've been sitting too much in the office recently, and my back hurts so much.
The little girl at the front desk was obedient, and she was a little silly when she was scared.
It happened to be the cleanest time of the day, and the masseurs gathered together to talk about the mountain. After witnessing this scene, they shook their heads violently under the mournful gaze of the girl at the front desk.
So honest Gong who went to the toilet and missed the plot was brutally pushed out.
Honest Gong pushed the trolley to the room, knocked on the door politely: "Ms. Song, hello. I am your masseur."
The door was pulled open from the inside with a "swish", and the elite girl looked vigilant: "Male?"
Honestly choked for a moment: "...a man."
The elite girl pretended to close the door: "Give me another girl."
Honest Gong: "Uh...they are all busy."
Thinking about the eager eyes of a bunch of people looking at him, it was so hard to be honest that he lied.
The elite girl frowned: "You guys...couldn't..."
Honest Gong has seen too many female clients who are against his gender, and immediately understood the hidden meaning in the elite girl's words.
Honest Gong: "Our clubhouse is a very formal beauty salon, there is no such thing as x service, Miss Song, please rest assured."
The elite girl still didn't believe it: "Then what if you take advantage of me? Change me to a girl!"
Honestly blushing, he had no choice but to say frankly: "Don't worry, I... like men, and I won't take advantage of you."
I always feel that ever since I started this line of work, I have been constantly having to confess my sexuality to female clients.
This is so... embarrassing.
The elite girl's eyes widened in surprise: "Gay?"
Honest Gong blushed and nodded.
The elite girl glanced up and down.
His appearance is considered handsome, his hair is neat, his clothes are decent and clean, and he looks different from a straight man, exuding imperceptible male hormones.
The elite girl squinted her eyes and opened the door: "Come in."
So during the massage, the elite girl chatted with Honest Gong while lying on her stomach.
How old is this year, do you have a boyfriend, what type do you like...
After honestly revealing his sexuality in all directions, the women among the returning customers will always introduce objects to him from time to time.To be honest, Honest Gong really dislikes this kind of behavior of pulling out the man, but the customer is God, and he can't say too much, so he can only accept the business card with a smile every time, but he will never make a call on it.
Honest attacking people are honest, and there is no element of dishonesty in thinking.Although he is gay, he was also a child who grew up in a loving family environment with his parents. In his heart, he always felt that the other half should be the one he loved with all his heart.
Because of this, when I heard this question from an elite girl, I could almost guess it seven or eight points honestly. Although I didn't want to answer it, I had to answer it.
We can only bite the bullet and continue talking.
The elite girl's eyes lit up after listening.
Very good, it's time for that little brat at home to find a boyfriend.
Maybe because he sensed that Honest Gong didn't want to talk more, the massaging elite girls were completely quiet in the second half.
After all the back care was done and honest Gong packed up his things, he found that the elite girl had already fallen asleep.
The facial contours of the sleeping elite girl looked much softer, and she smacked her mouth from time to time, not at all as scary as those ghosts and elves at the front desk said.Apart from the capable attire and grooming, he actually looks like he is in his 20s, with fresh and gentle facial features.Such a person who took off his glasses and exposed his facial features couldn't be more aggressive.
Honest Gong smiled, opened the door and walked out of the room.
Too bad it's not a boy...
The evildoer shou was startled as soon as he took off his shoes and was about to enter the living room when he got home.
He often works overtime for ten days and a half months, and his sister, who he doesn't see once, sits cross-legged on the sofa in casual clothes and watches TV without image.
Monster Shou: "Are you back?"
The elite girl nodded, and the sound of chewing potato chips was endless. When she was thirsty, she took a bucket of Coke from her side and poured it into her mouth.
The evildoer shou went to the kitchen to drink water, then walked into the living room: "Did you sleep in the company today?"
The elite girl didn't look sideways: "I resigned."
Monster Shou: "..."
The elite girl gave him a strange look: "Why don't you ask me why I resigned?"
The evildoer picked up a piece of potato chips and stuffed it into his mouth: "I don't want to know."
The elite girl pursed her lips and hugged the potato chips away: "Damn Tsundere."
Monster Shou: "... Who are you talking about?!"
Elite girl: "Whoever asks me, I say who!"
The evildoer got up and wanted to hit someone, but the elite girl provoked: "Do you dare to try it? Believe it or not, my mother made you paralyzed?"
The evildoer was languished.
The elite girl chewed potato chips and watched TV again.
The evildoer endured it: "Why did you resign?"
The elite girl was speechless: "Don't you want to know? You also said that you are not a tsundere."
Monster Shou: "..."
Oh shit!Don't people always narrate automatically at the beginning and end!Why don't you play your cards according to the routine and call me tsundere!
Elite girl: "The boss is too unscrupulous and always oppresses us, Xiao Xiami, I can't stand it and resign."
The evildoer nodded: "That's right, I don't have to worry about your food and drink at home. I go to work for others all day and night and don't go home to suffer. I don't know if your mind is full of shit."
Elite girl: "..."
Monster Shou: "Then you still go out to find a job?"
Elite girl: "I should go serve my dad as a little secretary and bring tea and water. After all, I'm still comfortable in my own home."
The evildoer is taken for granted.
Elite girl: "Oh, yes, I went to a beauty parlor for a massage this afternoon. The technique is really good. You can try it in a few days and order masseur No. 27."
Monster Shou: "Oh."
A few days later, the monster Shou, who was greedy for pleasure, came to the beauty salon, stood in front of the counter and said coquettishly, "Masseur No. 27."
Then he saw Honest Gong in the room.
Monster Shou: "..."
Water?male? !
Fuck!My sister asked a man to give her a massage and said he was good at it? !
What's the situation?
As soon as Honest Gong entered, he saw a handsome and elegant man waiting for him in the room.
Most of the clubs are consumed by women, and few boys come in and out. Even if they go in and out, most of them come to wait for their girlfriends.Seeing a man here for nursing today, one can imagine how excited the front desk is.But people call for the number 27... The girls look at the man and sigh.
Honest Gong: "Hello, Mr. Song.
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