Waking up with a baby

"King, lord."

Zhuang Jianxian trembled, and hurriedly knelt down, but his eyes were cast straight outside. As a result, his gang of cronies, when nothing happened, kept saying that they would go up the mountain of swords and go down into the sea of ​​fire, and were willing to put a knife in both sides of Mr. Zhuang. One is faster than the other.Zhuang Jianxian had no choice but to wink at the young servant, signaling him to sneak back to the Zhuang mansion to report when he was unaware.

After all, offending King Cong Jia, even if he is the prime minister's son, he might not be able to get any favors.

"I seem to have heard it just now. You asked if Qingqing is really a princess." Xue Bai raised his eyelids, the corners of his eyes and brows were so cold that they almost froze, "If he is not my princess, could it be your aunt?"

Zhuang Jianxian lowered his head and said loudly: "Forgive me, my lord. It's because the lower officials have eyes that don't recognize Mount Tai, and they couldn't recognize the princess, so there was a slight collision."

"Slight collision?" Xue Bai approached with a blank face, a white shirt like snow, and a tall and straight figure like a crane.He said thoughtfully: "Zhuang Jianxian, I originally thought that you just had two redundant hands, but now it seems that not only the hands, but also the pair of tricks are redundant."

Zhuang Jianxian faltered for a long time, "Your official..."

While speaking, his sleeves rolled up, revealing welts one after another.Xue Bai stared at his arm, and said with a half-smile: "I heard that Mr. Zhuang was sick in bed, and he was injured for a long time. Now, after a while, Mr. Zhuang has recovered, and he even wants to take a concubine."

"Master Zhuang thinks he has to give Mingshan an explanation first."

A month ago, Zhuang Jianxian took the oiran of Zuichunlou on a trip, and by chance, Xue Jianluo, the princess of Mingshan, who had made a marriage contract with him, caught him. , whipping Zhuang Jianxian to the point of weeping and losing face.

At this moment Xue Bai mentioned Xue Jianluo again, which naturally made Zhuang Jianxian startled, and then he was terrified, he hurriedly explained: "My lord, it's just a misunderstanding, really it's just a misunderstanding."

"Misunderstanding?" Xue Bai lowered his eyes, "I came to this silver building, but I saw you holding Qingqing in your arms, intending to do something wrong to him. Could it be that this king has misread it?"

"...The lower officials dare not."

Zhuang Jianxian opened his mouth, and a guard came over, and whispered in Xue Bai's ear, explaining the whole story to him, and then looked at Zhuang Jianxian coldly, making Zhuang Jianxian hold back his sophistry, Xue Bai Slowly opened the mouth and said: "What I hate in my life is not that others don't respect me enough, but that some people dare to make clear ideas."

He paused for a while, looked at Zhuang Jianxian coldly, and said lightly: "In my king's opinion, since these two hands have touched him, I might as well chop them off."

"My lord."

Zhuang Jianxian raised his head cautiously. He was always lucky. After all, his father was the prime minister of the court. No matter how stupid he was, Xue Bai would give them some hard life. Besides, he must be punished, but he decided not to The punishment was too heavy, even if Xue Bai wanted to chop off his hand, it was just to scare himself.

Thinking in this way, Zhuang Jianxian forced himself to calm down and begged for mercy: "This official is just fascinated by ghosts for a while, and, moreover, this official doesn't know that she is your princess. If I knew, I would have the courage to do so .”

"Is it because you don't know the concubine?" Xue Bai's expression didn't soften, "So, if the people you set your eyes on today are only ordinary people, you'd just take them back to your house?"

"I don't dare!" Zhuang Jianxian didn't expect Xue Bai to be so difficult, "I just..."

This time he was really at a loss, and he couldn't find words to quibble, so Zhuang Jianxian had no choice but to bite the bullet and say, "Your Majesty was lucky enough to meet the young noble concubine. The princess mistakenly thought that the official was a disciple, and the official pulled him away in a moment of urgency, and the prince rushed over at this time, and the official then knew that he was the concubine, no wonder the two people are so similar in life."

"Really." Xue Bai said in a flat tone: "It's a pity that this king's concubine has no similarities with the young noble concubine."

"You lied." Youqing couldn't help poking his head out to refute Zhuang Jianxian, he said with a puffy face, "I'm not like my elder sister."

In the past, Shen Qihe joked with him all the time, saying that Youqing was picked up in the snow, otherwise, how could he have such a dull brain, and besides, his face is beautiful when he is cleared, and he is not good at other places. Branch, at that time Shen Qihe said it seriously, which made Xiaoqing believe it was true, he compared it secretly, got into bed secretly and cried for a few days.

In the end, it was naturally Youqing who cried pitifully. After Xiaozhi asked clearly, Shen Qihe was beaten several times by Master You and Mrs. Zhao.

He was exposed on the spot, cold sweat broke out on Zhuang Jianxian's forehead, he secretly glanced aside, seeing that his servant was gone, he felt relieved again, and made up his mind to wait until his father came over.Zhuang Jianxian insisted: "Perhaps the prince is used to seeing it, so he doesn't feel it."

Youqing suddenly realized: "In that case, you insisted that you hit it off with me and wanted me to please you, but you were actually thinking about my sister."

He tilted his head and concluded, "You want to get sister's idea!"

Letting Youqing mess up like this, Zhuang Jianxian's behavior has become Xiao Xiang's harem concubine, which is a certain death penalty.He was about to regret it when he saw this, but after thinking about it, even he himself was almost led into the ditch by Youqing. Zhuang Jianxian could only regret that he was getting more and more black, so he hurriedly argued to Xue Bai: "I don't want to be an official." No such intention, my lord, I really just thought that the princess was very kind, so I struck up a few words."

"You are Xiao Xiang's concubine, I don't care about you."

Xue Bai's tone was light, Zhuang Jianxian thought that he was hindering Prime Minister Zhuang, and he didn't want to pursue him, so he couldn't help showing a happy face, but he didn't expect that after a while, Xue Bai said again: "I just want to chop off the hand you touched Qingqing. .”

"Come on."

The guards filed in after hearing the order, they held Zhuang Jianxian down, and one pulled out the scabbard.The cold light on the long sword flashed past, Zhuang Jianxian finally knew the fear at this moment, his face turned pale, he tried his best to take a few steps back, praying in his heart that Prime Minister Zhuang would come sooner and save himself.Zhuang Jianxian timidly begged for mercy: "My lord, my lord, please forgive me, you can't..."

"What can't this king do?"

Xue Bai gave the guard a look, the long sword was raised suddenly, Zhuang Jianxian's cold sweat dripped from his forehead to his chin, he swallowed a mouthful of saliva in shock, and said anxiously: "My father is the current prime minister, You can't do this to me! You can't cut off my hand!"

"If Prime Minister Zhuang was here, he would definitely not cover up a villain like you."

Xue Bai was unmoved, but gently covered Youqing's widened eyes, lowered his head and said to him, "Don't look."

Zhuang Jianxian struggled to withdraw his hand, but the guard pressed it very tightly. At this moment, Zhuang Jianxian no longer had the confidence that Xue Bai didn't dare to treat him. After all, Xue Bai's expression was so cold that there was no warmth in it, and the eyes he looked at him were also so cold Just like the essence, you really have to compare yourself with yourself.

Zhuang Jianxian's tone trembled, "My lord, I was fooled by the lard for a while, so you should spare me this time, my lord—"

When the long sword fell, Zhuang Jianxian let out a cry of surprise, and grabbed his hand abruptly, escaping the blow.

He collapsed to the ground, tears streaming down his face, his back soaked in cold sweat, and his clothes clinging to his body, it was like falling into a cold cellar in the scorching summer.Zhuang Jianxian stared at his intact hand, and said in embarrassment: "...the lord, please spare me!"

Xue Bai said in a steady voice, "I don't want your life, but your hand."

The guard held Zhuang Jianxian down again, and he withdrew his hands in horror, but he was held tightly. Seeing that Xue Bai remained unmoved, Zhuang Jianxian had no choice but to beg for mercy from Youqing: "Prince, concubine, I am obsessed, you Forgive me this time, if I commit another crime in the future, I will be struck by lightning."

Raising the long sword high, Zhuang Jianxian cried out, "Princess—"

"What's the matter?"

The sweaty boy led Prime Minister Zhuang to the Yinlou. He didn't know that Prime Minister Zhuang was in the nearby restaurant, so he went back to the prime minister's mansion first, and then went back to search for people. Naturally it took a lot of time.

The servant had already explained the whole story clearly to Prime Minister Zhuang, and Prime Minister Zhuang looked at the faceless Zhuang Jianxian, who was lying on the ground crying and crying, frowned slightly, but still pretended to be puzzled and said: "Jianxian, why are you will be here?"

After his words fell, Zhuang Jianxian rolled over like a carp, broke free from the restraint of the guards, sat up from the ground, "Father!"

Prime Minister Zhuang ignored him, and only looked at Xue Bai to ask him.

Not long after, he seemed to suddenly realize it, and said respectfully: "Jianxian has always been a little ignorant of the heights of heaven and earth, and I don't know how he offended the prince this time. It is easy to hurt people with swords, and it is easy to hurt harmony. If it is not a big mistake , if I don’t let Weichen take it back and trigger it personally, it will save the prince a lot.”

"Qingqing." Xue Bai didn't answer, he let go of his hand covering Youqing's eyes, looked at Youqing's black pupils, and said in a steady voice: "Tell Mr. Zhuang how Mr. Zhuang treated you just now. fault."

Youqing is the best at suing, and even learned it without a teacher to add fuel and vinegar, he said dissatisfiedly: "You are not young."

"He was planning on my sister." Youqing blinked, and said to Prime Minister Zhuang, "I gave him my gold beads and gold leaves, but he still didn't allow me to leave, and then pinched my face!"

Prime Minister Zhuang smiled, "Princess, maybe it's just a misunderstanding."

"You are in the same group." You Qing said unhappily: "It's not a misunderstanding at all, he has been lying. I said that I am a princess, but he himself didn't believe it, and he even laughed at me and asked me to Be his little aunt."

Youqing said in a low voice: "Your family can't even get 50 taels of silver, and you still have to come out to cheat, so I don't want to go to your house to be your little aunt."

Prime Minister Zhuang couldn't hold back anymore, "This..."

"It is a trivial matter in Zhuang Xiang's eyes for the son to do something to this king's concubine?" Xue Bai glanced at Zhuang Prime Minister and said lightly: "If Zhuang quite really thinks that this matter is not worth mentioning, then Zhuang How should you care about the young master yearning for the noble concubine?"

Zhuang Jianxian said, "Father, I don't have one."

"No?" Xue Bai didn't have any expression on his face, "Mr. Zhuang, I ask you, have you ever said that my concubine and noble concubine are similar in birth, so Mr. Zhuang felt that he was clean and kind, so he came here to ask him strike up a conversation."

Zhuang Jianxian was startled and nodded.

Xue Bai glanced at the jade carvings selected by Youqing, "Master Zhuang, did you ever say that you and Qingqing hit it off, so you bought these jade carvings to please him?"

Zhuang Jianxian secretly thought it was bad, and answered bravely: "...Yes."

Xue Bai's tone turned cold, "Mr. Zhuang, please say it again, you have never longed for the imperial concubine."

Zhuang Jianxian's face was pale, "I..."

"Concubine Simu?"

Prime Minister Zhuang narrowed his eyes, he is a fine person, and he knew that Xue Bai was asking him to choose one of the two, if he refused to hand over Zhuang Jianxian to him, then let the current emperor decide.The words were all spoken by Zhuang Jianxian himself. Prime Minister Zhuang thought for a moment, then slowly shook his head and said, "I see, this Zhuzi—"

He walked to Zhuang Jianxian's side, and kicked Zhuang Jianxian's body, "Is it something you can imagine about the princess and the noble concubine?"

"You bastard!"

Zhuang Jianxian was unprepared for a moment, so Prime Minister Zhuang kicked him to the ground, and he said in disbelief, "Father!"

Xue Bai didn't even raise his eyelids, he calmly said to Prime Minister Zhuang: "This king intends to cut off the hand he touched Qingqing, what's your opinion, Prime Minister Zhuang?"

"This ineffective thing should indeed teach him a lesson." Prime Minister Zhuang's face was sullen, and he seemed to have no objection, but he mentioned Xue Jianluo intentionally or unintentionally, "After all, Princess Mingshan has a marriage contract with him, and I am afraid that Mingshan County When the Lord learns about this, he will feel dissatisfied with the prince."

"The prince cut off his hands because of his lust, which will naturally disgrace Princess Mingshan." Prime Minister Zhuang paused, and finally explained his purpose, "This beast will naturally be punished, but Princess Mingshan is so innocent, the prince Why don't you let Princess Mingshan have a marriage contract with this beast and let him off this time."

Xue Bai's expression remained unchanged, "Because he has a marriage contract with Mingshan, this king cannot let him go."

"Prime Minister Zhuang reminded me." Xue Bai looked at Prime Minister Zhuang with a smile that was not a smile, and said slowly, "Mingshan wanted to cancel the engagement with Mr. Zhuang five times, but the queen mother suppressed her. If Mingshan knew that her fiancé was so bold, My thoughts are all on her aunt, I don't know how I will feel."

Prime Minister Zhuang frowned and didn't speak immediately. Seeing that the situation was not good, Zhuang Jianxian screamed: "Father, save me, I can't have my hands cut off, Daddy!"

Prime Minister Zhuang gave him a complicated look, feeling a bit unbearable, but he still closed his eyes and said, "My lord is right, give him a memory."

Whether it is Zhuang Jianxian who misses the imperial concubine, or his divorce with Princess Mingshan, each case is harmful to the Zhuang family and has no benefit.

Zhuang Jianxian stayed where he was when he heard the words, and the guards took the opportunity to push him to the ground. The sword came out of its sheath, and the sharp blade slashed across. Zhuang Jianxian's left fingers were cut off together with the bones. He immediately rolled on the ground in pain, crying bitterly. .

"Dad, dad!"

Zhuang Jianxian tremblingly raised his left hand, only to see a bloody mess, he cried, "My left hand!"

Prime Minister Zhuang didn't move, but he knew in his heart that Xue Bai still showed some kindness this time. After all, he only cut off Zhuang Jianxian's left finger, neither chopped off the whole hand nor moved his right hand.Prime Minister Zhuang glanced at Zhuang Jianxian, who was dripping with cold sweat on the ground, sighed silently, and then scolded coldly: "You bastard, you have to suffer on your own terms!"

Then he said to Xue Bai respectfully, "Your Majesty, please teach this useless thing a lesson."

Xue Bai nodded slightly, held You Qing's hand, and walked out of the silver building slowly.

Youqing couldn't help but glance at Xue Bai, and then at Xue Bai, peeking at him many times, of course he was caught.Xue Bai lowered his eyes and asked him, "What's wrong?"

"You were so fierce just now." You Qing's face was a little red, so he could only look around and talk to him, but after thinking about it for a while, You Qing still said hesitantly: "You said you want to teach me how to listen."

Just talking about this, Youqing suddenly remembered the jade pendant that the shopkeeper of the Yinlou forced to give him. With an idea, Youqing took it out of his small purse. He opened his black eyes and said softly: "Send for you."

Youqing showed Xue Bai the hibiscus jade hairpin she bought for Zhao Shi, "This is the jade hairpin I bought for mother, this, this jade pendant..."

Youqing was a little guilty, after all, this jade pendant was carved out of leftover materials, but he still tried his best to open his eyes and say nonsense: "I bought it for you specially!"

Xue Bai's eyebrows twitched, a little surprised, a faint smile flashed in his deep black pupils, he accepted the green jade pendant without asking any more questions.

Youqing glanced at Xue Bai several times, still feeling guilty, so she simply threw off Xue Bai's hand, ran back to the silver building, and threatened the shopkeeper fiercely: "You must not tell others, you sent me off just now. The jade pendant is carved out of scrap!"

After finishing speaking, Youqing added with a sense of crisis: "You can't say that you gave it away, or I will let my husband beat you!"

After scaring the shopkeeper, You Qing returned to Xue Bai's side contentedly, and said innocently: "I bought you a jade pendant, you have to teach me how to listen to it."

"Wherever I point, you just hit the ear!"

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