[Force Majeure] [Meng Rui X Xiaobai] Descended from the sky

The book that Xiaobai bought from the mall is a recently popular parenting guide "Teaching You to Be a Qualified Parent"

"First of all, it's been two days, and we seem to have a basic problem that hasn't been solved!" Mr. Wang's class has started, and the new cheap father Meng Rui silently raised his hand

"Ask!"

"Shut up and listen to me"

Teacher Wang glanced at him dissatisfied. Meng Rui and the little girl were sitting in a row, and at first glance they looked like a father and daughter, "Could it be real?"

"We don't even know her name!"

The little girl silently rolled her eyes in her heart. The two men still called her "bear child, stinky girl"...

"Xiaofu, my name is Xiaofu"

"Oh... so you have a name?"

Meng Rui tugged at the crooked braid that Xiaobai had tied for her, with a rippling smile on her face

Xiao Fu looked at his twisted braid, grunted like a little lion, grabbed the man's hand and bit it!

"Hey hey... the stinky girl bit me! Come on! Does anyone take care of me!!!"

Teacher Wang looked up to the sky and sighed helplessly, this pair of father and daughter were so eye-catching...

"Okay! The second question, you two sit down for me!"

"how old are you?"

"I don't know..." Xiaofu told the truth, she was born in the chaos, and she didn't know how many years she had lived. She thought about it carefully and replied, "I guess? About 1000 billion years old!"

"Next question..."

"Stinky girl must have a household registration book to go to school. The problem is that she is XX. How to get a booklet is a problem?"

Meng Rui was shocked, "Why do you even know this?"

"Just kidding, who is brother?" It's actually written in the parenting guide, prepare your child's household registration book when he enters school!

"Master, household registration book~"

He stretched out his leg and kicked Meng Rui's leg, but the other party held down his restless ankle, pursed his lips and handed him a blown kiss. Teacher Wang pursed his lips, and the tips of his ears turned red...

"If I knew it earlier, I would have obtained the certificate in France..."

"Don't make trouble," Teacher Wang reprimanded in a low voice, "Xiaofu is watching!"

The innocent and innocent over-age rotten girl Xiaofu said that she will show her affection through her household registration book, please continue, okay?

Naogui Nao, the matter of household registration is still to be done, the specific solution comes from a small advertisement found on the Internet by Mengrui

"Wang's □□! Certificates are complete! Safe and reliable! Ready to use!" Also attached an □□address

"I have two announcements tomorrow, and I'm probably going to be busy until very late. You seem to have an announcement too, right?"

Xiaobai weakly stretched out three fingers towards him, "I guess I'm going to die of exhaustion on the way."

"Then I'll see if I have time to make a trip tomorrow after catching up with the announcement! What's wrong?" Meng Rui suddenly realized that tomorrow the adults will have something to do, and there is only the stinky girl left at home!

"Although she is an adult in her body, her body is still a child. Is it safe to leave her at home alone?"

"Hey..." Xiaobai tilted his head and was stumped, "Why don't you hire a part-time worker?"

"Silly treasure, then tomorrow there will be rumors all over Beijing that we have a baby out of wedlock!"

"Can the two of us give birth?" Habitually biting his fingers, Meng Rui gave him a playful smile, "Why don't we give it a try?"

"It is said that practice is the only criterion for testing truth..."

The warm breath was right next to his ear, Xiaobai licked his dry lower lip, and gently knocked Meng Rui's body away, "If you use this sentence here, I will want to beat you to death!"

Meng Rui smiled, knowing that he was shy, so he didn't continue to ask, there are more important things to do now!

Before going to bed, the three members of the Meng family held a pajama meeting. In Meng Rui's words, "I bought everything! Why don't you wear it? Give it up?"

At his insistence, the three of them put on parent-child pajamas, made of white cotton, with a big Doraemon printed on it!

"Wouldn't it be better if I knew it earlier?"

"Can I refuse?" Xiaofu asked in tears

"No!" The two parents replied in unison.

"Hey... my parents..."

"Stop talking nonsense, I have something very important to tell you about tonight's meeting." The father of Meng's parent group looked serious, but the blue fat man with his butt pouting on him is too eye-catching, making it hard to be serious~

"Pfft..." Xiaobai laughed

"Be serious!"

"Oh..." He sat down obediently again, and continued to wait

Meng Rui said, "Let's record a statement!"

Everyone was shocked "What the hell?"

Meng Rui, who realized that he had spoken out loud, immediately explained, "I mean! Let's have a confession!"

"Still wrong?"

"We... let's... match the caliber!"

It was finally right, Meng Rui silently wiped a cold sweat in his heart, and the image of a tall parent was rescued

"Meng Xiaofu... is my cousin's daughter, sent to stay with me for a few days"

"Remember!" Meng Rui urged word by word, "Don't call me daddy, call me uncle!"

"Come on... be good... this is your little uncle Bai"

"Hello Uncle, Hello Uncle Xiaobai" Meng Xiaofu obediently bowed to the two uncles, acting like a good baby

"The stinky girl is so obedient!"

When going out the next day, Meng Rui repeatedly told him, "Don't open the door to strangers, don't run around, don't eat lollipops given by strangers, lunch has been ordered in advance, etc."

The level of verbosity is no less than that of a 70-year-old mother. Meng Xiaofu was picked up early in the morning to be baptized, and she kept shaking her head while yawning to show that she understood...

"Are you done?" she asked

Meng Rui: "It's over"

"Whispering old man..." She yawned again, her eyelids were drawn together by sleepiness

"Master, it's running out of time, Yuanyuan is still waiting downstairs!" Xiaobai reminded him that Meng Rui's role as father was very good, and in just two or three days, he became a decent man.

"Hey, right away"

Meng Rui stroked Meng Xiaofu's messy hair, and saw her eyes gradually deepened, "I went to work with your uncle Xiaobai, you have to be good..."

In the end, she was dragged away by Xiaobai step by step and turning her head three times. The moment the door closed, the little girl who had been dying a second ago became energetic. She snapped her fingers and said to herself, "It's too late." , you have to grow up quickly..."

Notifying the scene, Meng Rui was restless all day, and even the little assistant could clearly see that something was wrong with him.

"Master, what happened today? Master!"

He flamboyantly ignored the questions raised by the host a few times in the middle, but it was Xiaobai who saved the scene.

"Master? Master is fine! He ate too much yesterday and had diarrhea."

"pull…"

Meng Rui looked at him helplessly, Xiao Bai licked his teeth and smiled innocently at him.

One hand held Meng Rui's hand silently. The young master's fingertips were a little cold. He gently scratched Meng Rui's nails with his fingertips. Seriously, it was itchy... The body temperature of the two blended together. He clasped his fingers.

Xiaobai still had an announcement at night, Meng Rui rushed home alone, he had a bad feeling, this concern was so real that he forgot that he was just a temporary father

"Smelly girl!" Meng Rui opened the door, the house was not turned on, and the house looked deserted, just like when he usually came home

No one answered, and the uneasiness in his heart gradually spread, did the stinky girl leave?Was kidnapped?Fell asleep?

He went straight to the guest room, fumbled to turn on the bedside lamp, Meng Xiaofu lay motionless on the bed, not even covered by the quilt...

"This girl..." Meng Rui breathed a sigh of relief, and stretched out his hand to cover her with a quilt. His hand brushed Xiaofu's forehead inadvertently, and it was abnormally hot!

He hurriedly reached out to check the child's temperature, and he had a fever!

Xiaobai had just finished the announcement, it was already ten o'clock in the evening, he turned on his phone, and there were more than a dozen missed calls, all of them were young masters!

"Hi! Master"

"noob…"

"Xiaofu has a fever..."

"Send it to the hospital, I'll be right over!"

The child's illness cannot be delayed, but when he was sent to the emergency room, he encountered big trouble again!

"Sir, what is your relationship with the patient?"

"I'm her cousin"

"I'm sorry sir, according to the regulations, the emergency department needs to bring the children's household registration book for registration"

"Don't fix so many useless things for me! Hurry up and save people"

"Sir, this is the rule, please understand us"

"This child is really not abducted! Forget it! You count me as the child's father! Dear father! Can I show my ID? Hurry up! Big sister!"

The nurse still explained in a good-tempered manner, "Sir, this is the rule."

"Fuck his uncle's rules!" Meng Rui didn't even care about his hairstyle. He scratched his hair vigorously, and he was so anxious that he smelled of Northeast dirt, "What kind of broken hospital are you! You can't save people! What the hell is this broken rule! Believe it or not, I took all of you!"

This person is quite good-looking, why is he so tempered... It's hard to describe...

Xiaobai hurried to the hospital, Meng Rui was fighting with two nurses on duty at the nurse station, his eyes were almost red!

"What's wrong? Where's Xiaofu?"

"In the temporary ward, these two nurses didn't show up, so they stopped me from registering and asked me to go back and get the child's household registration book!"

When it came to the household registration book, both of them looked like they knew it earlier, Meng Rui had already offended the nurse, so Xiaobai patted him on the shoulder and said, "Look at me."

"Hello, I am the parent of the child..."

"Ahhh! Xiaobai Wang Bowen! He's alive!"

"Registration? Hang up!"

In the end, the registration was successful, all thanks to those nurse fans of Xiaobai, Meng Rui hugged Meng Xiaofu who was dizzy from fever, and a group of women behind him raised their mobile phones

The birth news of "Ruiwen CP" made these women as excited as chicken blood, how could they let go of this great opportunity!

"Father Cheap, I have to rely on me to save you this time."

"Hey...the phone is out of battery..."

"Me too…"

"Hate! Such a good opportunity..."

Meng Xiaofu "sneered..."

The smelly girl's fever subsided in the early morning of the next day, and the three of them returned home early in the morning. Meng Xiaofu ate four steamed buns, two deep-fried dough sticks and a large box of biscuits in good spirits!

After licking the last drop of milk in the glass, she hugged her bulging belly and hiccupped!

Xiaobai closed his eyes, drinking milk while sleeping, his face was almost buried in the cup!

"How can these two people be so cute?"

Meng Rui didn't sleep all night. He was originally upset, but the warm scene in the morning made him feel an indescribable sense of happiness...

"Strange...Meng Xiaofu seems to have grown taller"

After breakfast, Meng Xiaofu took the initiative to help clear the table. She stood up and Meng Rui was surprised to find that the child seemed to have grown a lot taller after just one night?The original long skirt ran to the knees!

"Where is where?"

Teacher Wang, who closed his eyes and rested his mind, suddenly regained his energy. There was no children's height measurement chart at home. The two of them searched for a long time and found a long ruler for drawing.

"Well, Meng Xiaofu is already 120 centimeters!"

Meng Rui thought for a while, "120, isn't that equivalent to the height of a 7-year-old child?"

Xiaobai smiled, "Master, don't you have a special sense of accomplishment?"

Meng Rui looked proud, "Of course, our two daughters are amazing! Of course they are different from others..."

Meng Xiaofu: "How is it different?"

Meng Rui thought for a while, "Grow fast, eat a lot!"

Meng Xiaofu: "I don't need to say the last sentence..."

As for the certificate, the parent group unanimously decided not to apply for it. "First of all, Meng Xiaofu's growth is not suitable for sending him to school. What if he scares the teachers and classmates?"

"Secondly..."

Meng Rui once secretly went to the address of that gangster. He was very lucky. As soon as he got there, he saw the boss of Wang's gangster was arrested by several policemen, handcuffed in bright little handcuffs. He hurriedly pretended to look at the scenery , before leaving, the boss is still howling

"I am contributing to boosting the country's economy!"

"I pay taxes honestly!"

"I am a law-abiding citizen!"

When talking about this, the two of them were bathing Meng Xiaofu, and Xiao Bai laughed so hard that he almost rolled in the bathtub.

Meng Rui rubbed shampoo to make bubbles, and piled Meng Xiaofu's hair on top of his head like poop. Recently, Meng Rui suffered a misfortune, and successfully got smeared all over his face!

"Meng Xiaofu!"

"What?"

"Yeah!"

The two of them started to play bubble battle, and Xiao Bai hurriedly covered his face with a towel, so as not to hurt the fish in the pond!

"Two Childish Ghosts"

He shook his head with a smile, and Meng Rui grabbed the towel without paying attention, and a white object slapped onto his frozen smiling face...

"Meng Rui! Meng Xiaofu!!!"