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Daqi Chaotang newly established a press conference.

Among them, the section of "Adults' World of Flowers" is the most popular.

For the nationals, the most attractive thing is the unrivaled love between the rising star Liu Ran and Liu Changli and General Shi Yu Shi Man Ting.

The mournful wail, the compassion is moving, and the world is shocked and the ghosts and gods are weeping.

then:

In order to further understand the daily life of Master Liu Ran and General Shi Yu, our reporter conducted an in-depth interview with Master Liu.

Xiaoqian: Master Liu, I heard that you were the one who chased after the general first, what was your mood at that time?

Xiaoran: Well~~~ Exciting.

Xiaoqian: So what is it that you have the courage to confess?

Xiaoran: Well~~~ Love for three generations.

Xiaoqian: Then, my lord, have you thought about what to do after being rejected by the general?

Xiaoran: Uh~~~ Absolutely impossible.

Xiaoqian: Please state the reason.

Xiaoran (smiling triumphantly): To tie a man's heart, you must first tie his stomach.

Xiaoqian: (dog food caught off guard) Then, sir, please describe the general in one sentence.

Xiaoran (positive color): Good.

Xiaoqian: Can I have a little more?

Xiaoran (thinking hard): Suitable for living.

Xiaoqian (temptation step by step): Specifically?

Xiaoran (compromise): Good looks, good health, good figure.

(Audience's heart: you put on the bed first and then say 'live well'!)

Cough cough... don't talk about this kind of thing again!

At the same time, our reporter also interviewed General Shi Yu as a reference.

(Audience: People like the general should ask more questions!!!)

Xiaoyan: General, when was the first time you kissed an adult?

General: When injured.

Xiaoyan: How do you feel?

General: Sweet.

(Audience starts to get goosebumps.)

Xiaoyan: General, when was the first time you slept with an adult?

General: Forget it.

(The audience clapped the table: forgot???!!!)

General: I've slept in too many times.

Sleeping...too...too many...times...? !

Xiaoyan: How do you feel?

General (serious face): Sweet.

(Audience: Ahem...we want to be more explosive!)

(To satisfy you) Xiaoyan: What do you most want to do with adults?Is it possible for adults to overthrow it?How to determine the location arrangement after the overthrow?What pose do you want the most... ehhhhh, General!!!

The general raised his sword with a cold light.

(Oh my god...it's frozen...)

The above is the report of our reporter.

(Audience: Didn’t ask anything, you can go bankrupt!!!)

The author has something to say:

The three-day school sports meeting starts tomorrow, and I was temporarily arrested tonight as a coolie, crying,

Had to update a small theater, maybe some water...

But Qianyan is really hardworking! ! !

Love you guys, love you!