Hehe, the whole world is forcing me to be a stand-in BE version

【207】

I stared at Qiao Lihong dumbfounded.

he……

What did he just say?

Eat, eat, be jealous?

he he he...

Is he jealous of me? !

i i i...

Oh shit!

How could I know such a thing! ! !

Qiao Lihong stared at me with murderous eyes: "When you and Yan Zhedong were flirting with each other in front of my eyes, do you know how much willpower it took me to not blow you two to pieces with a bomb!"

He squeezed his fist and smashed the car window heavily, and roared: "This is the second time! The second time!!!"

He got more and more angry, and finally raised his voice an octave, causing the driver to peek at us in the rearview mirror in surprise.It's hard to imagine that President Qiao, who would not change his face even if the stock market crashed, lost control of his emotions in front of me.

"And what's going on with your clothes?! Where are the sleeves?! Where are the sleeves?"

In his rage, he dragged me over, I didn't dare to resist at all, let him grab my clothes severely.

"Why only one sleeve and the other? And the buttons! Where are the buttons?! Look at yourself..."

He shook off my clothes vigorously: "What the hell did you do after get off work?! Why did you go to the bar? Why didn't you answer my phone?! Why didn't you just tell me what happened?! Why did you get drunk and hug someone else? group……"

He thumped the car seat again: "Xu Yan! Are you deliberately testing my self-control?!"

I shrank my head subconsciously.

I always feel that I can see the raging flames from Joe's crazy eyes. Looking at his posture, I really wish to burn me into ashes, and when the wind blows my bones and ashes.

"Xu Yan, I'm not a saint! Don't force me! Don't force me, do you understand?! Don't force me!!!"

Mr. Qiao lashed out at me murderously, then turned his face away angrily, his chest heaved violently, obviously he was very angry.

【208】

Taking the initiative to die is probably talking about people like me.

He knew that he might still be angry, but the silence in the car was so embarrassing, it made people feel uncomfortable and uncomfortable.

So, I said a word, trying to break the heavy depression on my shoulders.

"Then, then you can't restrict my freedom to make friends."

It’s okay not to say it, but the more you say it, the worse it gets.

"Hehe, freedom? Marry me and you still want freedom."

Qiao Lihong turned his head abruptly, the expression on his face was as sarcastic as he wanted.

"That's good, I don't know if you want the freedom to make friends, or personal freedom?"

"It doesn't matter if you don't choose." He raised the corners of his mouth sinisterly, "I don't mind helping you make a decision."

I:"……"

QAQ please stop laughing... It's really scary.

【209】

I had a fling with him in the car.

Why things turned out like this, I have no idea.

In the last second, the two were still at war with each other, their nostrils fluttered in anger, their eyes were red, like bullfights irritated by a matador's red cloth, they slammed into each other at a speed that could destroy the planet.

In the next second, the tearing war turned into a love action movie.

My body has been tuned and taught by him to be extra sensitive, just a little bit of teasing, and a single spark can quickly start a prairie fire.

He took off my trousers and I straddled his lap, pulling his clothes up from bottom to top.

After a long time, after the car shook, I shifted my position, and I let the cold shower shower in the bathroom, and then I woke up suddenly.

Hey, what's going on?

By the way, weren't we still arguing just now?

【210】

"I didn't stop you from talking. If you want to quarrel, you can continue to quarrel. My dear, you can do whatever you want. Oh, by the way, the lubricant is used up a bit quickly, this time I will temporarily use shower gel Instead, it has been developed in the car before, it should not be uncomfortable, if you feel uncomfortable, please tell me earlier."

"If you interrupt me, I will forget, where did I quarrel before..."

I bit my lower lip and snorted, and his movements became lighter.

But after a while, I rubbed my toes on his back impatiently, this guy's skin is really well maintained.

He looked up and looked at me with some forbearance.I raised my eyebrows: "Hey, can you move faster? I've already done it once, and it's over if I go straight to it. After so long foreplay, when can I go to bed?"

"I'm afraid you'll get hurt and it's wrong... alright." He patted my butt, I blushed and gave him a look, and kicked him on the chest by the way.

He shook his head resignedly, grabbed my foot, lowered his head and kissed my ankle, and pulled me up.

"Huh? Do you want to change your posture again?" I pretended not to stand up, squatted in the bathtub and looked up at him, "Can't you do it in the bathtub? I'm so tired, my feet are weak."

"No." He looked down at me very seriously, "What if I fell asleep halfway through the last time? How can you be so lazy?"

"You're so annoying. Or go to bed, and go to bed when you're done."

"What about cleaning up after that?"

"Isn't there you?!" My eyes widened, "Don't you still want to leave it at the end of the day? What about the quality of the bed!"

"I cleaned it up the day before yesterday after you fell asleep, but, look," he stretched his neck, showing me the scar from his right neck to his lower cheek, "you scratched it." He looked at me pitifully, "It's been two days and it still hasn't disappeared."

He actually dared to sue me wronged, and it was still my complaint.The little daughter-in-law's tone and the little daughter-in-law's expression...

I was taken aback for a moment, my face flushed slightly.Then he reacted and became angry instantly.He slapped the surface of the water vigorously: "What cuteness are you selling?! As the lower limit of the CEO of the group, can you still have some morals, are you willing to betray your appearance?"

After thinking about it again, I became angry again: "Also, wasn't I discussing the separation before, don't divert my attention from me! Let me tell you, if I continue to live with you, I will suffer from kidney deficiency! Don't you If you want me to divorce, you must at least separate from me!"

He forcibly pulled me out of the bathtub with brute force: "The Buddha once said: Emptiness is form, form. That is. Is. Empty. Empty. Since it is empty no matter what, why not follow the instinct of the body?"

"You're paralyzed, the Buddha never said such a shameless... Uh!" I let him push forward vigorously, and he was slammed against the wall in front of him.

The cold tiles stimulated goosebumps on my chest, "No...don't..." I tried hard to turn around and change positions, but my smooth back was pressed against his hot chest.I am now almost in a double world of ice and fire, the front is freezing to death, the back is burning to death, no matter what I choose, I will die, I was so angry that I clenched my teeth tightly to prevent any shameful voice from leaking out of my teeth.

(... Countless river crabs crawled past...)

【211】

After that, we didn't separate immediately, we overlapped each other in the most intimate way, and leaned against the wall to regain calm, his heartbeat was so fast that I couldn't help complaining: "It's so noisy."

"Huh?" He tilted his head in confusion, his hair was wet and stuck to his face, his body was emitting heat, his eyes were as clean as a sunny day after rain, it reminded me of the handsome young man who just finished playing basketball at school, and couldn't help She blushed again.

"Bastard! You're getting up soon... You're dead." I shyly pushed him.

He seemed astonished as if he had discovered a new world: "Why are you blushing again?"

I was a little embarrassed, and my eyes were lowered to avoid his probing gaze: "Shut up."

"My lovely Xiaoyan," he kissed me heavily on the cheek, "you have fallen in love with me, right?"

I was startled, blinked my eyes, and then the other side of the face was kissed: "Quickly admit it. You are neither straight nor curvy, you just fell in love with me."

How can there be such a shameless person in this world!I was so angry that my eyes turned red instantly, and I turned my head to stare at him angrily: "Don't talk nonsense! You big bastard!"

He was not angry either, and smiled and said with his eyes bent: "If I am a big bastard, then you are the big bastard's wife."

I was angry and scolded him: "Shameless!"

"Then you are a shameless wife."

"abnormal!"

"Then you are a perverted wife."

I was crazy: "Ahhhhhhh! I'm so mad! I'm not your wife, get out of here."

He stroked my hair lovingly.

"Hurry up and give me your heart, so that I can quickly give you my heart."

"What are you talking about?! I didn't get Stockholm." I pushed him away.

In an instant, his expression became ugly.

He lowered his head and turned on the water valve. I couldn't see his expression, and I wondered if he was angry.

But when he looked up again, it was that calm and calm face again.

He took the shower in his hand, stretched out his hand to test the temperature under the water, then turned the water temperature down a bit, and motioned for me to come over.

I yawned, glared at him lazily, lay on top of him, and handed over my body to him drowsily.

As he stuck his fingers in, he cleaned me up gently.I yawned again and again and my eyes were about to close. I slipped into the water a few times and was fished out by him again.

After more times, I became impatient, and when he came to disturb me again, I would slap him across the face: "It's so annoying! You still don't let people sleep."

It took all the typing to wake up, and I quickly opened my eyes, but it was too late.There was a crisp "pa", and Qiao Lihong had a red slap mark on his face.

"Ah, that, hehe, don't be angry if you're sleepy and you have a lot..." I laughed and tried to slip away while rubbing oil on the soles of my feet, but it was very sad that he was caught again.

I put my hands on the top of my head reflexively: "Hey, hey! A gentleman doesn't move his hands..."

However, after waiting for a few seconds, the expected fist did not arrive. I raised my head in confusion, and unexpectedly met a helpless face.

"Again, it's the other way around. This is already the third time. It's a gentleman who uses his words but not his hands. Why do you always not tell the difference between your hands and your words?"

He stretched out his hand and flicked my forehead, looking at me with gentle eyes, with half of his face still resting on the red five fingers I just left.

"Did you know what condition is Stockholm Syndrome?"

"What?" I looked at him confused.

He picked up the nozzle and continued the previous work, and at the same time, said in a soft tone like telling a fairy tale: "There are four conditions in total, one, the victim's life is seriously threatened; two, the victim is in complete despair; three, The information that the victim can get can only be what the perpetrator is willing to let them know, and the information that the perpetrator does not want them to know is blocked; Fourth, the perpetrator occasionally gives small favors to the victim."

Because his voice was so gentle, I listened carefully at first, but gradually I felt something was wrong.

"Stop, stop!" I sat up straight and stared at him in disbelief.

"Sorry, did it hurt you?" He stopped and looked at me apologetically.

"No, I'm not talking about your movements, I mean..." I wiped the water off my face, "Fuck! What the hell are you doing? Why are you teaching me again for no reason. Can't this kind of topic be reserved for bed time, the hypnotic effect will definitely be second to none."

He opened my legs and lowered his head to continue cleaning: "Stockholm Syndrome, the name first came from the city of Stockholm, Sweden in 1973. At that time, two robbers went to the bank to rob and detained the banker for nearly a week. In the end, they were subdued by the police. But what surprised people was that none of the hostages were willing to testify against the robbers, and some even fell in love with them, chasing them to the prison, saying that they would not marry."

Me: "Hey, don't ignore me."

"I'm not ignoring you, I'm just defending myself against your previous allegations."

"What accusation? What did I say to you?" I had absolutely no clue.

He raised his head and said blankly: "'What nonsense?! I didn't commit a crime in Stockholm.'"

I:"……"

【212】

It took me a long time to remember: "Why are you so fucked up. I forgot what I said casually. Is it necessary for you to remember it so clearly?"

"Every word you said, I remember very clearly." He was silent for a while, and then sighed softly.

He stared at the empty wall, read the live news without any ups and downs, and said without any emotion on his face: "'Mr. Qiao, do you know that when I went to the bar today, I was accosted by several men Oh, this is really an interesting thing that has never happened before. Mr. Qiao, can you tell me why I am a straight man, so many men think that I am a little zero? And after being rejected by me, they still scold me all over You deliberately seduce them with a smell of fox smell. Hehe, Mr. Qiao, don’t you like to say that I’m funny the most? Do you have any interesting insights into this interesting thing that happened to me?’”

At the beginning, I was still confused and didn't know what kind of inexplicable stuff this person was talking about.

But later, the more I heard it, the more familiar it became, and I suddenly woke up, realizing what he was repeating.

The expression on his face immediately exploded.

One piece of red and one piece of green are as ugly as they want.

【213】

Oh shit!When I was doing experiments with me, I received a call from Qiao Lihong at the door of the bar, and scolded him ventingly.

At that time, this scumbag hung up the phone directly. I thought this matter would be left alone, but I didn't expect this guy to be so vengeful, and he was so bored all the way, waiting here for me.

The face on my side is in the dyeing workshop, and the recitation on his side is still going on word for word.

"'Do you want to know how many people touched my ass tonight, by the way, I have also been stuffed with a lot of business cards, from lawyers to gym trainers, it seems that I can develop a personality in the future It’s a hobby to collect all professions. Oh, yes, there are still people who are willing to pay to buy me. It’s a huge sum of money, five figures in full, which is more profitable than my last month’s shift. You said I want Why don't you go open a room with him?'"

He finished reciting blankly, and then stared straight at me.

My face was bloody, and I stared at him in embarrassment and annoyance: "Okay, okay, I know you have a superb memory, you are amazing, okay?"

He shook his head: "Xiaoyan, you are restless."

"But don't you forget,"

He pointed at me: "You are not a hostage."

The finger turned 180 degrees, pointing at himself.

"I'm not a kidnapper either."

"If you suffer from the Stockholm syndrome, the specific manifestations are 'the victim completely loses the ability to judge right and wrong, good and evil, completely loses the desire to protect his own rights and interests, often hates the rescuer to the bone, and is grateful to the perpetrator instead.' I don't need to say more about these , you also understand that it does not fit our situation."

"As for the four necessary conditions..." He raised a finger, "You are still alive and well, and your body has not suffered any irreversible damage, so the first condition is not true." Add one more finger up, " As for the second condition, it is even more nonsense. I asked myself that I have never said a word of cruelty to you. I have always sought truth from facts and put the objective conditions in front of you. You are the one who decides which path ABCD should choose. Myself. As for the third point..."

"My dear wife." He leaned over and kissed my forehead lightly, "I hope you can be honest with me in the future, and don't hide anything on your mind. Do you know that you can't hide things , if you have troubles in your heart, it will be reflected on your face immediately, which makes me very uncomfortable."

He put his arms around my shoulders and kissed my cheek again, "I want to spend my whole life with you and be happy every day, so..."

He rested his forehead on mine, eye to eye with mine, staring straight into my pupils.

"Promise me, okay?"

【214】

I stared at him dumbfounded, making him very confused by this kiss.

He looked at me expectantly.

That look...

My heart is not made of stone, and my head became hot, so I couldn't bear to let him down.

"……it is good?"

My answer is somewhat uncertain.

He didn't let me go, he still stared into my eyes, obviously dissatisfied with the question mark in my answer.

I made him feel a little nervous, so I got hot again and removed the question mark.

"it is good."

This time he finally smiled with satisfaction.

I looked at him stupidly.

Suddenly, I felt that his smile was particularly beautiful.

The teeth are white, the eyes are crooked, and my heart is beating wildly.

"From then on, no matter where you go to meet anyone, you must tell me in advance. Go home on time after work. If you have an appointment with other people, especially to places like bars, I will accompany you as much as I can. If not, Don't stay out alone for too long, you must go home before nine o'clock. Once the time is over, the bodyguards will automatically set off to find you. Don't make me worry about you anymore, okay?" He rubbed my hair.

I nodded reflexively, and after I clicked, I felt...

Huh?

Is there something wrong?

Aren't these treaties exactly what I'm arguing with him tonight?

How could I have agreed in a daze.

He carried me out of the water, playing with my ears with his tongue like a spirit snake, his breathing rhythm was suddenly disrupted by him, and I fell limply into his arms: "Why are you here again..." My chest was tight Ups and downs, "No, huh... Didn't you just do it once... Mmm!"

This bastard who ran amok with the strength of his arms actually set me on fire while carrying me upstairs.

The sensitive tailbone area was played by him, I bit my lower lip impatiently, and buried my head in the socket of his neck: "Is your dick... um! Don't...you, your...ha... ha……"

He threw me on the bed impatiently, and was about to fight again with a gun in his hand, which made my face turn black all of a sudden.

"I'm not coming! Damn, don't touch me!" Climbing out of the bed with both hands and feet, they yelled in panic, "Does your dick grow on the top of your head?"

"How can you blame me? You seduced me first." He pointed aggrievedly at his little brother who stood up, "You panted so seductively on purpose, if I didn't respond, would I still be your man?"

"You actually sued the villain first! I seduced you..." I picked up the book on the table and hit him fiercely: "Damn it! Fuck your seduction!"

He raised his hand to block the book, and I took the opportunity to rush out of the room, and immediately locked the door after entering the next room, got under the covers and refused to come out again.

He knocked on the door outside for a long time, and then it was quiet again.

I listened to his leaving footsteps with trepidation, and when I couldn't hear any more sounds, I let out a heavy breath.

Damn, how did you have such an exciting night?One thing after another, I was so tired that I didn't even have time to catch my breath.

Trapped in the soft bedding, my consciousness was drowsy and I soon fell asleep.

I vaguely heard the sound of the door opening, a gleam of light penetrated the darkness, someone came to my bed, picked me up, and then I couldn't hold on and fell asleep completely.

【215】

Waking up in Qiao Lihong's bed the next day, I couldn't help covering my face in regret.

I really am a fool.

He actually forgot that this was Qiao Lihong's home.

He has keys to every room, and locking the doors is completely useless to him.

【216】

The other side of the bed was already empty, obviously Qiao Lihong got up earlier than me.

I don't want to get up, I sleep in the bed and go back to the cage, but my consciousness has gradually awakened, so I rolled on the bed a little irritatedly, and I got up after ten minutes, and I had no choice but to brush my teeth and wash my face.

Shared breakfast with Qiao Lihong, took his car downstairs to the company, he kissed my forehead, I loosened my tie impatiently, and prepared to get off with my briefcase.

Everything seems to be the same as usual.

Only one thing.

"Go home early after get off work, don't forget the nine o'clock curfew, I will send bodyguards to find you after the time."

I was startled, and turned around: "What?"

The car window was raised, hiding Qiao Lihong's expression.

The car drove into the busy road, and within a moment, it disappeared from my field of vision.

I stood dumbfounded downstairs in the company with a dazed look on my face.

Etc., etc!What the hell is a nine o'clock curfew? !