Hehe, the whole world is forcing me to be a stand-in BE version

【1】

I am straight.

But because of the malice from the world, I was forced to bend.

The process was tragic.

Because the person who broke me was my fiancée and her brother.

【2】

Showdown time is my wedding night.

The location is the Presidential Suite.

The narrator is my fiancée—oh, I’m sorry for the slip of the tongue, since she has already had a cup of wine, her status will naturally be promoted from "Xu Yan's first fiancée in his life" to "Xu Yan's first fiancée in his life." first wife".

As soon as I sent the bridal chamber troublemaker away with my front feet, my wife put her arms around the soft and cute girl's waist with her back feet. Then, under my blank gaze, she raised her chin proudly and mocked my ignorance and ignorance with her nostrils.

"Don't be wishful thinking, I'm just pretending to marry you to deal with my parents. The person who really fell in love with you, toad, toad, is my brother, so you should be grateful. Hmph! My brother's good Chinese cabbage is actually taken away by you." What a waste of money you're a pig. I'm a lesbian, by the way, and I'm not interested in men."

The above are her exact words, and I swear to the organization that I have not added any embellishments.

I stared dumbfounded at the tender girl with a flushed face in her arms, turned my head to look at her brother who was expressionless, and looked down at the marriage certificate that was freshly out of the oven less than a day ago.

I:"……"

WTF? ? ? ! ! !

【3】

By the way, I would like to add that the identity of the soft and cute girl in her arms is my sister-in-law.

The kind that got a certificate with her brother and gave birth to a baby.

Please freely imagine my bewildered face at that time.

【4】

I almost forgot to mention one more important thing.

The cross-cup wine I drank before was mixed with a [beep——] drug similar to RUSH.

It's the kind of medicine that is given when someone wants to rape [beep——]someone.

Old drivers know it all.

Want to know whose masterpiece it is?

You don't need to shout "Conan" in unison, because my wife can't wait to confess.

And also with a happy face.

So, not only did I meet LES who cheated on my marriage, she even tied a bow on me and packaged it for her brother.

What a hehe.

【5】

The content of the night in the bridal chamber, because it was too painful, I don't want to recall it.

In a word: I was fucked.

【6】

His technique is too bad.

Afterwards, I lay in the hospital for more than half a month.

【7】

Well, although I don’t want to recall, the ward is only that big, and I have nothing to do when I’m idle all day, so let’s chat casually to pass the time.

First, let’s talk about the question that everyone is most curious about at present-how did the whole unlucky thing happen?

Come on, everyone, come and do the "Review of the last episode" with me:

A day ago, in front of all my relatives, friends and company employees, I knelt down and put the ring on my wife (Qiao Tingting)'s right index finger, said "I do" with tears in my eyes, and sincerely vowed to take care of her and protect her for the rest of my life , not to let her suffer any harm.

There was a lot of applause from the audience, and countless eyes focused on the faces of the newlyweds. Everyone shouted a hundred years of marriage and a long life together. I put my arms around her shoulders and kept giggling, thinking that I had arrived at a happy new paradise.

A month ago, under her arrangement, I met her elder brother (Qiao Lihong) for the first time.

Because it was the first time I met my parents, in order to show my respect for her relatives, I borrowed an expensive five-figure suit from my best friend, and gritted my teeth and chose the highest price washing, cutting and blowing by Mr. Wang at the entrance of the village. From head to toe, I looked brand new rushed to the restaurant.

Unexpectedly, I met her brother at the door ahead of time. I was just about to express my enthusiasm for this legendary cover character who has dominated the financial magazines all the year round, but the other party seemed to be hit by a ghost in broad daylight. I was so frightened that his face turned pale. Fall down the stairs.

I wanted to help him, but my fiancée held my arm tightly to stop me from moving.Not only that, she also stood at the top of the steps triumphantly, announcing my relationship with her arrogantly, while looking down at President Qiao who was in a mess.

Two months ago, I woke up dizzy from a strange hotel room, the air smelled of alcohol, and she was lying beside me with her shoulders half exposed.

I was at a loss and asked her what was going on, she covered her face with her hands and cried like rain, and said with a broken face that she was dead.

Empty wine bottles rolled all over the carpet, I found the cover in the messy clothes - already used, and her exposed skin had lots of fresh hickeys, and considering I was the only male in the room... …

All the evidence seems to point to a man's worst nightmare.

I sat in the porch and smoked cigarettes all night, and then I broke up with my girlfriend at dawn and went in and got down on my knees to propose to her.

I met her for the first time three months ago.

At that time, she was blocked by some bad guys in the bar I often go to (the night bar), and I happened to be chatting with the bartender at the bar and saw her, so I drank a glass of brandy and rolled up my sleeves to save the beauty.

Mei was saved, but not a hero.

Not only did she throw an overweight designer handbag at me, but she also hit me in the face with high-heeled shoes of "a dog meddling with a mouse".

I had to back away from the dark booth area in embarrassment, so that the bright light could clearly illuminate it.

She stared at my face in a daze for at least 3 minutes, then changed her attitude 180 degrees, took the initiative to come over, insisted that I was her savior, and she would treat guests to dinner no matter what, and forced me to leave my mobile phone number , and took the initiative to contact many times.

【8】

The above is the whole process of my wife and I getting acquainted.

Before the incident, I felt that she and I were predestined lovers in previous lives.

Afterwards, I sent me three words back with a smile on my face:

"Are you blind?"

【9】

After talking about my acquaintance with Qiao Tingting, next, I will talk to you about the best elder brother of this best female scum——Qiao Lihong.

Cough cough, you know, he is the bastard who [beep——] to me and then [beep——].

First answer the questions you are most concerned about:

——Is Qiao Lihong handsome?

From a man's point of view, there's nothing to say about her brother's appearance.

A mature man who is about to turn thirty, with broad shoulders and narrow waist, tall and tall, with a steady and elegant demeanor.

The elitism on him is very strong, coupled with his long-term obsession with power, he has an aura of calmness and prestige—although this "advantage" of his has added a lot to my getting along with him. troubles and obstacles.

It doesn't matter if I say I have low self-esteem or prejudice, but I always feel that he doesn't treat me with an equal attitude.Especially during the time when we first met, I always felt that I was being looked down upon by him.

However, it's understandable, isn't it? After all, he is the most popular heir of the new generation of the Qiao Group.

Maybe he didn't put on such a high posture on purpose, he just got used to the feeling of not being protected from the cold at a high place, but from my point of view, being treated as a tiny ant is not always a pleasant thing .

Of course, there is another possibility.

That is, all of the above are my unilateral illusions.

But... who knows.

【10】

Oh, by the way, there is one more thing that must be added: this person has a super strange problem, that is, he often keeps silent while talking, staring at me for no reason.

But leaving aside this little flaw, on the whole, my impression of him is still very good, even before I met the real person, I already had a good impression of him.

But it turns out that as long as I meet the family surnamed Qiao, my eyes will not be easy.

I thought Qiao Tingting was a good woman worth entrusting for life, but she turned around and sold me out.

I thought Qiao Lihong was a trustworthy brother-in-law, but he turned around and pushed me down, which made me pass out and go to the hospital sideways with a cleavage.

Look, this is my wife, this is my wife and his brother.

Anyway, I have already lived up to any expectations of the rest of the Qiao family.

I must have owed his family a lot of money in my previous life.

【11】

The hospital was so boring. I tossed and turned and pressed the TV remote control almost to death, but still only an hour passed.Seeing that there is still a long time before it gets dark, and I have no mobile phone or computer, so I have no choice but to let my mind go and continue to recall.

But after much deliberation, it seems that there is no other topic.

So, let us finally talk about the so-called bridal chamber.

Hey... I really don't want to say it.

This night is definitely my dark history!

Everything was messed up, and my performance was very different from what I usually do.

If someone invents a memory blocker in the future, the first thing I will forget forever will definitely be this night!

My performance was terrible, and he wasn't much better.

It is generally said that the first experience is the most memorable.

ask me to say.

Pooh!

I gave it to him for the first time later. Although it was drugged, it was all up to that point. As a man, I didn't have anything to quarrel with.Since it is said that our second child grows on the head, then we don't need to think with our brains.

Don't ask for a cool heart, you should at least make me feel good physically.

As a result, he didn't!

I have never shed so many tears in bed in my life.

Don't think about it.

It was completely physical tears from the pain!

I ended up completely passed out from the pain of being fucked by him.

Day, you can't even imagine how bad his technique is!

My mother suspects that this guy has never been on a real battlefield with a gun.

Lubricant is on the bedside table, bro.

Such a common brand, you don’t know it, right?

I have always been a fucking man and I know it.

【12】

If possible, I really don't want to recall these contents.

You guys have no idea how nasty it was

——This stupefied young man doesn't know how to get in!

Of course, from my point of view, it is absolutely impossible for me to tell him.In fact, he didn't know better so I wouldn't have to suffer.I made up my mind to ignore him.You guys want to force me, hey, didn’t you just give me some super evil medicine? Hmph, labor and capital are full of patience, if you can’t bear it, it’s over, anyway, just vent it out.

But what's annoying is that he keeps teasing me.

And it's still the kind that just fan the flames and doesn't take responsibility for extinguishing them.

I turned my face away to ignore him, but I couldn't bear his hands walking on me.Every time you touch a place, it makes you feel like you have been picked up by a feather. As soon as the itchy feeling comes up, he will immediately change another place.I have touched everything, but everything is on the verge of triggering, if there is nothing, it makes you feel it or not.

Do you know what the worst thing is?

If you want to touch you, touch it well, if you don't touch you, don't touch it.

Can you stop being like an annoying mosquito, flying here and there, making a noise in your ears, but you just can't hit him.

The damn hard thing is still going in the place I can't say, trying again and again, failing again and again.Top, top, top of your lungs!I was so angry that I was going to explode.

I made up my mind not to talk to him, my eyes were red, and I gritted my teeth desperately to suppress my instinct.As a result, the corners of my eyes inadvertently glanced at his face, and I exhaled all the breath I was desperately holding, and my reason also flowed away quickly, and I didn't even have time to stop it.

Fuck!

This guy actually took medicine too.

His face was flushed, his movements were urgent, his chest was panting rapidly, and his whole body showed an abnormal state of anxiety.No wonder he looks like a teenage stunned young man, anxious, reckless, and stupid.

Do you think there is a more annoying situation than now?

He is bent, eating aphrodisiac and has strength but lacks theoretical knowledge.

I have always been fed up with theoretical knowledge but no energy.

What do you propose?

My eyes glanced down quickly, then at my own, and I let out a deep sigh.

God, earth, I can't believe I'm going to do something like this, I'm sure I'll regret it afterwards.

【13】

When he was in love, I was taken aback suddenly, and he blurted out two words: "Xiao Xia".

I:"……"

you motherfucker!

Who is Xiaoxia? !

The labor and capital industry does not change the name and the seat does not change the surname, and Xu Jia's clank hero "Xu Yan" Uncle Xu refers to mere meres.

You call "Xiao Xia" in the face of your uncle Xu, what is the meaning? !

You feel that life is too happy, so you deliberately find fault and want to fight, don't you? !