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Two weeks later, almost everyone in the company knew that there was a fat man chasing a few meters, because there was no creativity in chasing, and it seemed that the fat man’s romantic cells were soaked in food, so during that time we often had fat people. Delivered: fruits, nuts, stewed, pastries, and even shrimp dumplings.

It must be said that there must be a basis for our unanimous belief that the fat man lacked a heart.During the first meal with Fatty, this buddy introduced himself the most from the beginning to the end, and didn’t even take the initiative to leave a phone call. Just when we thought it was a simple thank-you feast, Jimmy said, the next day After work, he ran into Fatty downstairs again, and this time he invited him to dinner, but Jimmy politely refused, and then he began to receive all kinds of snacks and afternoon tea every day; most importantly, every time Fatty delivered something, he sent it to the front desk Just leave, never entangled, dedicated like a delivery guy.

After another two weeks, Jimmy finally gained a pound from eating snacks, so he told the front desk that next time the fat man came to deliver something, remember to leave a call.

The atmosphere 9 years ago was not the same as it is now. The blatant chasing behavior like Fatty was still on the "hot topic list" in our company for a period of time. At that time, there were all kinds of things, and of course most of them were not pleasant; however, For Jimmy, as long as the boss doesn't fire him for this, he doesn't care about other people's gossip.Recalling this, I really have to admire our god boss again. Later, according to a colleague broke the news, another colleague mentioned a few meters sideways in front of the boss, meaning that there are such people in the company, and the well-known influence of doing so is not good. Well, the boss smiled back at him, "I run a company, and I can only care about the things on the employees' desks. As for the things on the employees' beds, I really don't have to worry about them."

Jimmy got Fatty's call, and after eating snacks for a week, he took the initiative to contact him once. Later, I told Jimmy that during that time, I especially thought he was a vain and contrived slut; Apart from being married, a group of single men and women who are physically and mentally hungry, especially the front desk girl who represents the company's appearance, are not chased so often. He is a dead motherfucker, and there are people who deliver food and drinks every day, rain or shine At that time, Jimi was as happy as a willow branch in the spring, and said, "I just like to see people envious and jealous, that's cool, it's like having an orgasm ten times or eight times", and finished. I also intentionally groaned and moaned twice, so I cooperatively gave him two middle fingers.

I didn’t have the chance to go to Jimmy’s first meal with Fatty. Later, Jimmy told me that the brother was very hardworking. The suit, leather shoes, white shirt, and tie were really well-dressed to attend; After having a meal, he made his words clear and left, but when he received curious looks from the people around him, he committed another mistake. He couldn't help but flirt with the fat man for two hours, and only in the last 10 minutes did he talk to the fat man. Make it clear that I don't like his type, but I can be a friend.

A long time later, Jimmy forced me to change my name from "fat man" to "Hu Fei". It was also at that time, when I recalled the details of Hu Fei's relationship with Jimmy, I realized why Jimmy was moved.Hu Fei is fat. At first glance, people don't want to take a second look, because most men are visual animals. If they are good-looking, they should take two more glances. Generally, they are just passing by. But Hu Fei's appearance and figure are really It's just a cloud of smoke in the eyes of men; but even so, in my impression, he is really a gentleman, considerate and personable man; Jimmy's first rejection, Hu Fei felt that it was expected and reasonable, Because in his eyes, when he saw Jimi for the second time, he felt that the other party perfectly moved his heart (this is from Hu Fei. When I heard this sentence, I felt that Hu Fei was really blind. The most important thing is that this is not The most blind); therefore, he was very calm about Jimmy's rejection, of course, this did not affect his continued pursuit, but, in order to "relieve" Jimmy's pressure, his snacks changed from daily to one or three Five, or two four six.

As I said, Jimmy is a guy who doesn’t like to owe favors to others, so two weeks after the fat man’s snacks appeared, Jimi asked him out for dinner for the second time, and the result was this meal. Jimi was depressed for a long time, Almost cut off the back edge with Hu Fei.

Let’s talk about this meal first. Jimmy didn’t spend two hours scratching his head and making a pose like the previous time. Instead, he rejected the other party straight to the point for the second time after meeting; Hu Fei seemed very embarrassed at the time, and was anxious to "clarify" his own intention,

"I'm bringing you some snacks. I really don't mean anything else. I just... just want to say, didn't you say it last time? We can be friends, so I just want to say... It's okay for a friend to send you some food." Ah, besides... I didn't send it every day (Jimi told me later, he rolled his eyes in his heart at that time, it didn't come every day, one three five, two four six), just... I happened to see it, so I gave it to you Share it, yes, share it with your friends, I also know, with conditions like mine... I just want to say, a girl like you must be chased by many people... I am... a friend! It's just a friend ..."

Jimmy didn't finish listening to him, and when he heard the word "girl", he frowned in disbelief and interrupted him.

"What did you say to me just now?"

"Ah? Which what?...Oh, I said...I don't mean anything else, just friends, I hope you..."

"It's not this sentence, I asked, you said just now, a girl like me?"

"Huh? Ah... I mean, that is to say, you are good-looking, you are also a good person, and you are excellent, I..."

Jimmy interrupted the other party again, and asked again,

"You say I'm a girl?"

Hu Fei was also stunned at this moment. He didn't know how to answer this sentence, and he didn't know where the problem was. He could only nod with a stupid face, and then Jimmy sneered suddenly, and helplessly moved towards the dining chair. Leaning up, he turned his head to look at Hu Fei's silly face, couldn't help laughing again, and cursed in a low voice, "I lost it".

Hu Fei knew that Jimmy was angry, but he didn't know where the source of the anger was. He raised his breath a few times and wanted to say something, but finally saw Jimmy pulling out a cigarette and lighting one with indifference, so he could only act stupidly. Sitting on the opposite side worriedly, without saying a word, after that, Jimmy hummed and laughed, turned to look at him, shook his head, and said,

"You like breastless girls like me?"

While talking, he stretched out his hand and patted his thin chest twice. Hu Fei's face blushed because of the excitement of this action, and he hurriedly explained,

"I'm not...not...I just think, you are fine, it has nothing to do with these"

Jimmy looked at the other party's enthusiasm, and the evil thoughts in his mind came out one after another, and finally he called the waiter to finish the bill, and said to Hu Fei,

"Go, I'll take you somewhere"

At that time, it was already the beginning of the lights, and the whole street was a little unreal against the red and green flashing lights. Hu Fei followed Jimmy, one by one, entered a hotel, and watched Jimmy open a room. Hu Fei hesitated to speak several times, But after all, the whole person who was still blushing felt a little drugged; entering the room, Jimmy threw the key card on the table, took the bathrobe, turned around and walked to the bathroom, just as he closed the door, he opened it again. Stretching out his head, smiling in various ways,

"Wait, don't leave!"

Hu Fei felt that he should go. He felt that it was inappropriate. He liked this girl, but he hadn't thought of this level. However, his feet seemed to be imprisoned by the sound of water in the bathroom, and he could only stand expectantly and restlessly. At the door, he didn't take half a step until Jimmy came out of the bathroom.You can't deny that men are all "lustful", and they are sexually sexual. After the clavicle and a pair of peach blossom eyes were wetted by water, they were full of indescribable amorous feelings; Hu Fei heard his heavy breathing, so he lowered his head in embarrassment; The base of the ear, retreated step by step to the side of the bed, and said,

"I'll ask again, you always thought I was a girl?"

Hu Fei looked up blankly, and after meeting those eyes, he felt that the person in front of him became more and more coquettish.

"Hey handsome guy, see clearly!"

When Jimmy opened the nightgown fiercely to Hu Fei, the other party's breathing was obviously stagnant. I guessed that Hu Fei must not be able to react for a while to deal with the confusing information of the carcass in front of him. For example, his girl Woolen cloth?Time and air condensed between the two, as if it had been a long time?Hu Fei's face turned pale, and he took a few steps back in horror. When he hit the door, his legs limp and sat on the ground. Then, with the last instinct of survival, he grabbed the doorknob, opened the door, and turned around. Running, Jimmy said, at that time he saw a big lump of flesh running towards the stairs; then he laughed, very unreasonably, and finally tears came out of the laugh, but he still couldn't hold it back.

Although I later learned that all of Hu Fei's reactions hurt Jimmy, I still couldn't help laughing whenever I talked about it; how blind this fat man must be to eat three meals with Jimmy After the meal, you can still firmly think that the other party is a "girl"!Later, a friend who loves to pretend to be a psychology student gave us a professional term, saying that Hu Fei is called "perceptual selectivity" or "selective perception"?