Wu Xie is still there, still innocent
Chapter 13
What would a normal person think if he heard a heartfelt loyalty from someone he had just met?I think it should be, this girl must be a liar.
But fortunately, Poker-Face is not a normal person, although this does not mean that he believes my words.
I wiped my face so that I don't have to smile so stiffly, "Brother." At the beginning of the sentence, I just called "Brother", so I don't know what to say anymore. I still don't know anything about many things, and I have encountered too many things, which are far from being clear in a few sentences.
I roughly sorted out my thoughts, "Brother, the leader of the biggest tomb robbery in history, is it you? I don't know how much you have forgotten and how much you have remembered. If I say it, I am also planning People in the middle, do you believe it?"
Unexpectedly, Poker-Face nodded, but didn't say anything more, I couldn't help but smile bitterly, "Brother, at least you have to let me know that for you now, for yourself and the things around you How much do you understand?"
Poker Bottle hesitated for a moment, obviously hesitant, and then said, "The only thing I can think of is the name."
"You lied to me," I denied without hesitation, "Perhaps you came to Lu Palace simply because you were sent by Chen Pi Asi, but what exactly did you take from King Lu Shang?"
Poker bottle didn't answer, and there was no embarrassment in his eyes, as if he wasn't the one who lied just now, I smiled, okay, it's right not to say anything, after all, we don't know each other well.
I leaned against the wall a little bit, and didn't care whether the toilet was dirty or not, "I am a descendant of the old nine gates, I should guard the bronze gate, these are the agreements reached with your Zhang family, Maybe it's because everyone doesn't fulfill this agreement, so you don't think Lao Jiumen can be trusted? Brother, the Zhang family's enemy has always been the Wang family."
Poker-Face lowered his head slightly, I couldn't see his expression clearly, but he said to himself, "The most innocent person in the struggle between the Wang family and the Zhang family is not Lao Jiumen. Annihilation? I must avenge the enigmatic blood feud of three generations."
At this moment, Poker-Face spoke in a cold voice with a trace of murderous intent, "Wu Sanxing said that you are the only one among the old nine sects who stay out of the matter." After a pause, he added, "Who the hell are you?"
At the same time, I was trapped between the Poker Bottle and the wall, unable to move. When the Poker Bottle in front of me was really murderous, it was terrifying.
But I laughed. Sure enough, the third uncle had a relationship with Poker Ping, and the only reason why the only intersection on the surface was buying black gold ancient knives and clipping lamas, maybe it was also to hide "it".
, "I'm Wu Xie." I looked at Poker Bottle in front of me, and suddenly felt very sad. Wouldn't it be difficult to be trusted if I stopped being naive and ignorant?Compared with the wild beasts that are gradually showing their sharpness, is the rabbit more reassuring?Is that the current Wu Xie who can't be cared about?
"Brother, don't be so fierce. I said it. It's useless to be fierce. I don't want to do this." I put my hand on the arm that blocked my way with the oil bottle, and I couldn't push it away, so I gave up. It's okay to be bumped by the wall like this, since no one saw it anyway.
"I'm really Wu Xie, but you haven't thought about it. Maybe I'm looking for something without telling my third uncle? The me that my third uncle talks about may not be the real me. If all I know is directly I got it from my grandpa, do you believe it?" I paused, thinking that in our one-on-one conversation my focus had been on believing it or not.
"Brother, what grandpa has known in this life, maybe even third uncle doesn't know." Poker bottle relaxed a little, at least I didn't let me be in the embarrassing state of being wall-donged anymore, "grandpa said, along the way of the year The archaeological team will find out what I want to know after checking the line. If you want to go to Xisha next time, I will go with you."
Poker-Face was no longer aggressive this time, turned around and walked out, I was relieved immediately, my feet went limp, after all, my body is mortal, and I can't afford to be so aggressive with Mr. Poker.
I waited for a long time before I lifted my foot and walked out. Poker-Face was standing at the door. I looked around at the people around me, and suddenly I had an illusion. Why do I feel that there are more people now?The toilet was still very noisy, mixed with all kinds of smells, Poker Face stood there, but it seemed that there was an enchantment around him, separating him from the surrounding world.
I took a few steps forward to keep up with Poker Finger, but my legs were still a little weak, and I almost fell on Poker Finger. The surrounding noise became louder, and I obviously heard some words that should be harmonized. I looked around , I suddenly saw a big uncle, so familiar, if my memory is to be believed, when Poker-Face and I entered the cubicle, this uncle was in the toilet, right?Are you still there?
Is the Wang family just working hard and staring at Poker Bottle 24 hours a day?There is an uncle watching over the toilet?I suddenly felt a little cold, but I couldn't do anything. The current me is still kept in the dark in the eyes of everyone.
But it turns out that sometimes I really think too much. As soon as I walked out of the toilet, I saw a girl flushing into the toilet and said, "Dad, did you take pictures of those two?"
As smart as I am, I understand everything. I have seen many creatures like rotten girls.
After a few steps to catch up with Poker Ping, he couldn't help but still laughed, "Brother, where are we going next?" This kind of down-to-earth feeling has not been seen for a long time.
Pokerfing's home is very simple, an ordinary two-bedroom and one living room, it's not clean like a place where people live, maybe it's because he's not at home often?I put down my bag very naturally and then went to the bathroom. I was afraid that Pokerfoil would run away and I didn't even dare to go to the toilet. My bladder was about to explode. Maybe it's because I really want to go to the bathroom.Being stared at all the way by me, he didn't have a chance to go to the toilet.
When I came out, I saw Poker Ping sitting on the sofa with his eyes closed, resting his mind, so I went to the kitchen to find ingredients to cook. I didn't have a good meal all the way, and I was almost starving to death.It's a pity that Poker Ping's house doesn't have anything.
So he said very bluntly, "Brother, let's go shopping, there is nothing at home."
Poker-Face opened his eyes and looked at me, his eyes were very strange, I was wondering if Poker-Face was wondering how could there be such a brazen person in the world.
I laughed so shamelessly, Pokery should also live a normal life, instead of living in a bucket every day, eating compressed biscuits, or eating something casually on the street to cope.I even wondered if I was the first person to cook for Poker Bottle.After that, I'll contract Pokerfing's food. After all, I think, I will never be able to separate him from him in this life.
Well, brother for life.
☆、Dragon Boat Festival Congratulatory Message "Don't Eat Me, OK"
"Don't Eat Me, Okay" Text: Qingxi
The snow-covered Changbai Mountain is still stunningly beautiful, but a chubby fat man is still so conspicuous. He is pulling a cart with a square gift box on it, panting for breath.He was still muttering, "These days, being a courier is so tiring."
The fat man got up early in the morning and wanted to go to Hangzhou to spend the Dragon Boat Festival with Wu Xie, but when he opened the door, he saw such a box with a letter on it, written in Wu Xie's handwriting.
"Fatty, you must take this box to Changbai Mountain today and give it to my little brother, otherwise my life may be in danger, and I must not open it! Please be a courier, and then you can go to Hangzhou. in the fridge."
Although the fat man is always unreliable, he will not make fun of Wu Xie's life. Although he really wants to know what happened, he asked the leader of the solution, but the leader of the solution only said, do as Wu Xie said.
So there was the opening scene.
When the fat man brought the gift box to the bronze door, he only had the strength to breathe, and wondered if it was a pile of explosives, Wu Xie wanted to blow up the bronze door directly.Sighing, the younger brother will be able to come out this year, it's not a few days away, what the hell is the package delivered in such a hurry, is it food and clothing?It's also a matter of life, with Wu Xie's ability, how can there be something that threatens his life, the more I think about it, the more I feel that I have been tricked.But it's all here...
After resting for a while, the fat man looked at the huge bronze door in front of him, and was a little dumbfounded. Wu Xie only said to give the package to the little brother, but there was no way to open the door.
After thinking about it, the fat man stepped forward and knocked on the door very politely.
"Anyone? Your package has arrived!"
Originally, it was just a short-circuited roar in the head. Unexpectedly, accompanied by the muffled sound of creaking like hell, the bronze door really opened slowly.
Expressionless, a familiar face with slightly longer hair poked out.Looking at the fat man, he pointed to the box and said calmly, "This one?"
The fat man nodded in a daze, "Yeah."
So Zhang Qiling picked up the square box, "Thank you."
The fat man smiled very honestly, "No thanks, just give it a five-star review."
Zhang Qiling nodded and closed the door.
Close the door... close the door... the door...
"Damn it!" The fat man yelled after he realized it, "I'm not a courier, fat man! Brother, come out!"
However, no matter how much the fat man yelled this time, the door didn't move at all. It seemed that it was just his hallucination, but there was indeed missing a big box that he took all his life to bring up.
Zhang Qiling walked in with the box in his arms, and there was a particularly shiny big bed that was especially obvious in the dark. Zhang Qiling threw the box on the bed, stared at it for a while, and then began to unpack the box, unpacking layer by layer, Zhang Qiling It was obvious that there was a smell of food.It seems to be rice dumplings.
Although there was still no expression on his face, the movement of his subordinates to disassemble was obviously accelerated.Zhang Qiling pursed his lips, maybe it was a box of zongzi, the kind that could be eaten.
However, when they were all disassembled, Zhang Qiling was rarely dumbfounded. Inside the wooden box, there was a person curled up, a person whose whole body exuded the smell of rice dumplings like food,
As if feeling a little cold, the man shrank even tighter, Zhang Qiling pushed back the hair that blocked the man's face, and couldn't help being surprised, "Wu Xie?"
The curled up person opened his eyes, his eyes were filled with pure confusion, Zhang Qiling helped him up, only then did he realize that there were many small zongzi under the person's body.
After Wu Xie sat up, she blinked her eyes, her long eyelashes blinked, and she looked very pretty, "Don't eat me, okay?"
Zhang Qiling felt overwhelmed for the first time, and when he answered, it made people feel that his IQ was off the line, "Well, I don't eat."
Wu Xie smiled, like a child, "You are so kind."
Wu Xie's behavior was too abnormal, Zhang Qiling asked in a rare initiative, "Wu Xie, what's wrong with you?"
Wu Xie's eyes were full of confusion, "Wu Xie? Will you give me a name?"
"..." Wu Xie lost his memory, Zhang Qiling judged like this, and then silently added in his heart, maybe it's not just memory loss, looking at it like this, it's almost like being insane...
At this time, Wu Xie heard a grumbling sound in his stomach, and he was a little hungry. He glanced around him, and Wu Xie saw many cute little rice dumplings around him, so he took a rice dumpling, peeled it off and ate it. , squinting his eyes contentedly, seeing Zhang Qiling still looking at him, thinking to himself, is this person hungry too?
So he kindly took a zongzi and handed it over, "Do you want to eat it?"
Zhang Qiling took the zongzi, and ate it with Wu Xie in a rather complicated mood.
After eating for a while, Zhang Qiling put down the zongzi in his hand, and tried again unwillingly, "Wu Xie?"
Wu Xie put down the zongzi in his hand, and looked at Zhang Qiling nervously, "Isn't it delicious?" Zhang Qiling didn't know how to answer, Wu Xie's eye circles began to turn red, "Don't you like it?"
"..." The one who answered him was still silent, and then Wu Xie burst into tears as if he couldn't bear it any longer.
Zhang Qiling looked at Wu Xie with this inner expression. ▼_▼
Zhang Qiling thought, Wu Xie seemed to have degenerated intellect, and his current mind might be just like a child's, but Zhang Qiling didn't dislike it, as long as Wu Xie was still there, it didn't matter if he didn't have an IQ, let alone just degenerated.But, the point is, Uncle Men has never coaxed children!
How to coax the crying Wu Xie in front of him!
Zhang Qiling got a headache from crying, but he just said, "Don't cry."
Wu Xie cried to himself.
Zhang Qiling emphasized, "Don't cry."
Wu Xie continued to cry.
Zhang Qiling suddenly felt that the feeling when Wu Xie talked to him and didn't answer was the same as how he feels now.Special date for the dog's mood.
"Don't cry!" This sound was especially loud, and it is said that speaking loudly expresses emphasis.
Then Wu Xie didn't dare to cry anymore, but his expression was particularly aggrieved, and the look of pursing his mouth, no matter how he looked at it, he looked extremely aggrieved.
Sitting next to Wu Xie, Zhang Qiling stretched out his hand to touch Wu Xie's hair stiffly. It is said that this is called Shun Mao.
Wu Xie sobbed softly, and slowly recovered from Pokerfing's stiff strokes, then handed the half-pulled zongzi that he had gnawed in his hand to Zhang Qiling's mouth, "You eat."
Zhang Qiling was afraid that Wu Xie would cry again, so with a paralyzed face, he opened his mouth and let Wu Xie paste his mouth full of zongzi.
Still delicious.
Seeing Zhang Qiling eating what he was feeding, Wu Xie smiled, his eyes were curved and beautiful.
Zhang Qiling felt dizzy for a moment, so he let it go, as if Wu Xie, who was addicted to feeding, kept stuffing zongzi into his mouth.
Zhang Qiling put Wu Xie in his arms, and Wu Xie lowered his head to peel the rice dumplings. The two of you finished eating the rice dumplings in the box one by one. After eating, Zhang Qiling recovered from the shock and hugged Wu Xie. Come out and put it on the jade bed, and then go to pack the box and a bed of zongzi leaves.
However, they found a piece of paper at the bottom of the box, and the characters on it were in familiar thin gold script.
"Brother, when you read this letter, I don't know what I have become. But it must be by your side. In the end, there is a price for entering the Bronze Gate, and the price is random. Wang Zanghai's The price is that the children and grandchildren will not be freed. The price of King Wannu is to become that kind of monster. You have seen the price of Aunt Wen Jin and the others. It is the ageless appearance and guarding the bronze door, when it is my turn, I don't know what the price is, so I refuse the deal."
Seeing this, even the corners of his mouth twitched, even though his face was paralyzed, he didn't know whether to praise Wu Xie for his wit or regret whether Wu Xie didn't care if he saw him or not...
"But brother, don't get me wrong. It's not that I don't care about you. It's just that if I become a monster, it's meaningless to see you. But, in the end, do you think you can still refuse after I propose? My The heart is broken, so, brother, there is no more, I don’t know what I will become, but since it’s a deal, I must be by your side. If I become a monster, you can kill me , I don't want to live in that way. Although I really want to live, with you."
After reading it, Zhang Qiling put away the paper, and looked at Wu Xie who was curled up and sleeping on a pile of messy zongzi leaves, and couldn't help but mutter to himself, "Is this... a monster?"
Zhang Qiling threw the zongzi leaves one by one into the box, carefully pulled out the zongzi leaves from under the sleeping Wu Xie, put the box on the ground, and climbed onto the bed by himself, looking at the sleeping Wu Xie. Xie couldn't help but frowned.
So, Wu Xie became like this because of the ultimate?
Wu Xie shuddered again, Zhang Qiling finally realized, um, Wu Xie was naked.Um?Is Wu Xie naked? !
When you don't realize it, you don't think it's a big deal, but once you realize it, it's a crime to look anywhere.Zhang Qiling took off his coat and put it on Wu Xie, the hoodie that has remained unchanged for thousands of years. It is a must-have artifact to put on Wu Xie. Wu Xie, who was curled up, felt a little more comfortable and stretched his body.
Zhang Qiling pursed his lips, took a deep breath, and lay down with a very tangled and complicated mood, let's get some sleep first.
When Zhang Qiling woke up again, it was because of a headache.When he opened his eyes, he saw Wu Xie sitting beside him, with his hoodie covering his legs, and those two hands were grabbing his hair.
Tsk, no wonder my head hurts so much.
"Wu Xie, let go."
"Don't let go!" Very willful.
Zhang Qiling ignored Wu Xie's protest, and pulled his hands off his head. Seeing this, Wu Xie thought that this cold and handsome man was angry again, and when he curled his mouth, he pretended to cry, Zhang Qiling felt anxious Then, he covered Wu Xie's mouth with one paw, "Don't cry."
Wu Xie nodded in horror.
So Zhang Qiling put down the hand covering Wu Xie's mouth, but as soon as he put it down, Wu Xie burst into tears with a "wow".
Bear kid... Zhang Qiling closed his eyes and calmed himself down, "Didn't you say you won't cry?"
Wu Xie choked up while crying, "Have you ever seen a child who can stop crying without crying?"
"..."
Zhang Qiling once again reached out his hand to Shun Mao, who wanted to repeat the old trick, but Wu Xie opened it, "You, you won't let me touch your hair... I, I won't let you, you touch me..."
I was crying so sad that I stumbled when I spoke.
Only then did Zhang Qiling understand why he was crying, but does that count as touching?That obviously used the strength to pull the weeds to pull out the hair.
Wu Xie cried so hard that he was a little hypoxic, his head was dizzy, Zhang Qiling was also tired from listening, and felt that his ears were filled with crying stereo + empty ears in an infinite loop.
So he directly grabbed Wu Xie and pushed him into his arms, acting like a domineering president Fan Er.
Wu Xie's already dizzy head slammed into Zhang Qiling's chest, so he became even more dizzy and stopped crying. He opened his eyes wide open desperately, why did he feel that everything in front of him was shaking?
Zhang Qiling felt relieved that it worked, and suddenly wanted to go out of the bronze gate and go down the mountain to buy a copy of "Heart Sutra on Parenting Children" or something.
After a long time, there was no movement in his arms, Zhang Qiling glanced sideways, Wu Xie's face was red, and he stared at himself with his eyes open, his eyes were still very clear, his expression was innocent, special... cute!
Taking a deep breath again, Zhang Qiling didn't say anything, but no matter how he looked at it, he looked like he was going to be hurt internally.
Pushing Wu Xie out of his arms, Zhang Qiling felt that they needed to keep a distance temporarily, especially since Wu Xie was not wearing anything.
But just after pushing it out, Wu Xie moved forward again, Zhang Qiling pushed it out again, and Wu Xie moved forward again. After several rounds of tug-of-war, Zhang Qiling was a little afraid that Wu Xie would cry again, so he carefully observed Wu Xie's expression After such an observation, I found that Wu Xie seemed to be addicted to playing, and he laughed very happily.
There was a bitter face of sighing in his heart, but on the surface he still had the iceberg face of a male god, "Wu Xie, sit down."
Wu Xie shook her head stubbornly, "No, I'm cold."
Reluctantly, Zhang Qiling took the hoodie off Wu Xie's lap and wanted to put it on for Wu Xie, but Wu Xie was naked!After taking it away, the important part faced Zhang Qiling frankly.
Zhang Qiling blinked inadvertently, and put the clothes on Wu Xie calmly, and Wu Xie obediently stretched out his arms to let Zhang Qiling put on the clothes for him.
Zhang Qiling was satisfied, so he hooked the corners of his lips like a reward, rewarding you with a smile.
But the next moment, I couldn't hold back anymore.
Wu Xie stretched out his hand, grabbed Zhang Qiling's big warm hand, and then put it on the important part of Zhang Qiling that Zhang Qiling dared not look directly at... the important part!
Zhang Qiling's eyes suddenly showed some inexplicable emotion, and his voice was a little hoarse, "What are you doing?"
Wu Xie's eyes were innocent, "Cold, warm."
Zhang Qiling closed his eyes, took another deep breath, you are cold, I am still hot when you are cold!But even if the naive Wu Xie became naive, his ability to kill has not deteriorated.
He pressed Zhang Qiling's hand with one hand to prevent him from leaving, or he would get chilly, but with the other hand, he reached out to touch Zhang Qiling's cock, which was bulging. Wu Xie said in surprise, "Your Why is it so warm!"
Zhang Qiling felt that if he could bear it, he really wouldn't be a man. "You can warm up too."
Then he leaned over and covered Wu Xie's lips.
Soft and waxy, Zhang Qiling was addicted to this kind of touch, couldn't help biting it, Wu Xie exclaimed in pain, "It hurts!" Tasting the sweetness in his mouth, Zhang Qiling opened his eyes wide in surprise.It's not bloody, it's solid, so I won't bite off a piece of meat!Leaving Wu Xie's lips, he was surprised to find that Wu Xie really had a piece of flesh wiped off by him, but it didn't bleed.
I couldn't help stroking Wu Xie's lips gently with my hand, and it was recovering at a speed visible to the naked eye. After a while, the bitten off piece was intact again.
With tears in Wu Xie's eyes, she sniffled, "Didn't you promise me not to eat me?"
Zhang Qiling savored the sweet taste in his mouth, it was obviously red bean stuffed rice dumplings, but that's not the point. "Wu Xie, are you Zongzi?" Wu Xie nodded cheerfully, "Yes!"
Zhang Qiling looked at Wu Xie with a confused face, and realized that in the end, it was not just to force Wu Xie's IQ offline for more than 20 years, but to turn Wu Xie into a zongzi.
Since ancient times, monsters and elves are bred by heaven and earth, and animals and plants can be found everywhere. However, Zhang Qiling never imagined that that kind of boiled zongzi can also become essence, let alone that Wu Xie, who he has always protected well, would actually Become a zongzi essence.
Σ(°△°|||)︴
I checked Wu Xie's breath, it was hot and alive, and then I squeezed Wu Xie's arm, it was fleshy, not the kind of zongzi made by a dead person after a long time.
This somewhat made Zhang Qiling heave a sigh of relief.
But Wu Xie didn't understand what Zhang Qiling was doing, so he licked his lips that had just been bitten, "You really don't know how to eat me, do you? It's wrong to lie to people!"
Zhang Qiling nodded, really not.It's too scary, it's a bit too heavy to chew off your mouth anytime after a kiss.
But Wu Xie persisted, "Didn't you say that mine can also be warmed?" With another "snap", he pressed Zhang Qiling's paw to his lower body.
Zhang Qiling pulled out his hand without changing his face, and when Wu Xie curled his mouth and made a gesture to cry, he took off his pants, and then gave them to Wu Xie, "It will be warm when you put them on."
Wu Xiemeng's eyes blinked, "Yeah!"
Zhang Qiling glanced at the darkness in the distance, and thought, it's time for him to have a good talk about life with Ultimate.
After Wu Xie put on his trousers and nestled next to Zhang Qiling, he began to be interested in the bed under him. It was shiny and glowing, very beautiful.Looking at Wu Xie's excited look, Zhang Qiling couldn't help softening his eyes. Although he was given a headache by a series of messy things, he was really happy to see Wu Xie.
Wu Xie had had enough of looking at the bed under him, and suddenly looked up at Zhang Qiling, his eyes were very focused, Zhang Qiling felt chills when he saw it, so don't cry anymore.
"what happened?"
Wu Xie smashed his mouth, and said to Zhang Qiling a little embarrassedly, "This bed is so beautiful, shall we take it home?"
"..." Even though he has become smaller, he is still such a small profiteer.
Wu Xie looked at Zhang Qiling with expectant eyes, Zhang Qiling turned his head, "This is the ultimate..."
Wu Xie was disappointed when she heard this, "But I really like it."
Zhang Qiling touched Wu Xie's head and nodded, "We will take it with us when we leave."
The hesitation of the previous second is all an illusion.Especially without morals.
Wu Xie played for a while, his stomach started to growl again, and he pursed his mouth, "I'm hungry."
Zhang Qiling looked around, there was nothing, but there seemed to be mushrooms near the bronze door, right? "Do you eat mushrooms?" Wu Xie shook his head, "No, I can only eat zongzi."
Zhang Qiling is helpless, he himself is a zongzi now... he can't let Wu Xie bite him, can he?
Wu Xie sniffled, "I can smell the aroma of zongzi!"
Zhang Qiling moved his head to Wu Xie's neck, took a deep breath, nodded, and said, "It does smell like zongzi."
Wu Xie was very happy immediately, "I want to eat."
Zhang Qiling sighed, stood up, and pulled Wu Xie, "I think it's urgent to find the ultimate."
How big is the space behind the bronze door?No one knows, including Zhang Qiling who has been here for ten years.But he knows where the end lies.
Wu Xie trusted Zhang Qiling with all his heart, and he followed Zhang Qiling when he pulled him away.
I don't know how long we walked, Wu Xie was sobbing, "I'm so hungry..."
Zhang Qiling patted Wu Xie reassuringly.
Where is the ultimate?It's actually everywhere. [Is it really good to deal with such a photo? 】
When the voice that sent Buddha from all over the world echoed in the space, Wu Xie was already hungry and began to suck his fingers.
"Why are you willing to restore Wu Xie?"
"Why do you think I'll recover?"
Zhang Qiling pondered for a while, "The Zhang family has guarded the ultimate for generations, so many years, it is equivalent to symbiosis."
It was rare to say such a long sentence, and the threat in the words was strong.
"What if I want you to guard with him?"
Zhang Qiling glanced at Wu Xie who was a bit confused, "He is not from the Zhang family."
"Then you turn him into the Zhang family."
When Zhang Qiling brought Wu Xie back to the jade bed again, Wu Xie couldn't keep his eyes open, "Hungry."
Zhang Qiling calmly asked Wu Xie to lie on the bed and rest for a while, thinking of the final words.Wu Xie can only eat zongzi, and other foods are no different to him now.
In the end, Wu Xie has been restored, but just like the best medicine, it takes time to exert its effect. Wu Xie can return to a normal person after seven days, or in other words, he is not considered a normal person.
In exchange, Wu Xie has a certain sense of longevity, and he and Zhang Qiling will take on the responsibility of guarding the Bronze Gate.
However, an opportunity is needed, and that is to become the Zhang family.
How can a person surnamed Wu become the Zhang family?
Zhang Qiling is not stupid, there is only one answer, that is to let Wu Xie marry him, and if he marries the Zhang family, isn't that the Zhang family?
A rare blush appeared on Zhang Qiling's calm face.All kinds of rampages in his heart, Wu Xie wants to marry me, marry me, marry me...
"Wu Xie, wake up."
Wu Xie on the bed was very unhappy to be woken up, "I won't wake up."
Zhang Qiling forcibly pulled Wu Xie up, and then carried it on his back, "I'll take you to eat zongzi." Hearing this, Wu Xie woke up instantly, and the child's way of getting excited was very simple, dancing with hands and feet.
It's just that he is now on Zhang Qiling's back. If his body is also a child, it would be no problem to perform acrobatics and somersaults on Zhang Qiling's back. But now Wu Xie is a 1.8-meter-one Chinese paper. As a result, the two of them flipped over together.
However, Zhang Qiling considered that Wu Xie is a zongzi now, so what if he fell like this and turned into a zongzi?So it became a mat to bear the impact of Wu Xie's fall.
Tsk, not light.
When she sat up, Wu Xie's eye circles were red.
Competent baby daddy [crossed out] Zhang Qiling, the old Gong, was very nervous, "Wu Xie?"
Wu Xie shook his head, weakly, "I'm hungry..."
Zhang Qiling rubbed Wu Xie's head, "Let's go out now." Wu Xie was very well-behaved, "Yeah." But the bored uncle who looked weak couldn't help frowning.When she put Wu Xie on her back again and was about to leave, Wu Xie suddenly grabbed Zhang Qiling's clothes.
"Ok?"
Wu Xie reminded Zhang Qiling unwillingly, "The bed..."
"..."
Wu Xie added stubbornly, "You promised me, you will take it away!"
Zhang Qiling couldn't help rubbing the center of his brows, but you are talking about how I resisted another bed when I carried you on my back!It's still jade, so heavy!
In the end, Zhang Qiling had never said so many words so carefully in his whole life, and explained all kinds of explanations. Finally, he finally convinced Wu Xie that they would come back to get it. This bed has been marked with Wu Xie's exclusive logo, and it will never be lost.Even the guy named Ultimate will not infringe on their private property...【Ultimate: Σ(°△°|||)︴This is obviously mine! 】
After going out, the biggest difficulty is actually how to go down the mountain safely. Now Wu Xie is wearing Zhang Qiling's clothes and trousers. Zhang Qiling only has underwear and a racerback vest. Such equipment will freeze to death when going out. Even if he doesn't freeze to death, he probably just If someone sees him, he will be locked up in the prison. The reason is that it is indecent.In particular, Changbai Mountain is still a scenic spot.
However, when the bronze door opened, even Zhang Qiling, who had seen strong winds and waves, was shocked.
As soon as the door is opened, you can see the sky full of lights, one tent after another, and a bunch of people besieging the human-faced bird. The scene is very lively.
Holy crap, why are there so many people? When did Bronze Gate become a scenic spot? !
The appearance of Zhang Qiling and Wu Xie caused everyone's eyes to drift over, and they were immediately terrified.Although there were many people, the whole scene was silent for a while.
Until a familiar figure emerged from the crowd, it was a fat man, Xie Yuhua and a blind man.
The fat man's expression seemed to be seeing the end, "Brother? The work you just finished?"
Zhang Qiling pursed his lips, and looked at the fat man lightly.Hurry up, the humans of Yuzui, bring your clothes over here, it's so cold outside.
Xie Yuhua was more serious, she took a piece of clothing and threw it to Zhang Qiling, Zhang Qiling took it over and looked at it, and was not grateful.It's a pink costume.
The fat man complained, "Why does Master Hua bring a costume with him when he goes out? Could it be that he is always ready for a show? It's like a little girl always brings her aunt's towel when she goes out."
The blind man clicked his tongue, "Then why does the fat man always carry a fat body when he goes out?"
Fatty: "..." Will you die if you don't mention your body...
But the blind man still muttered softly, "Hua'er, why did you give the mute the costume I customized for you? I haven't seen you wear it yet..."
Zhang Qiling didn't pay attention to the group of chatterers, and didn't pay attention to the fat man's initial chat. Anyway, they got off topic while chatting, and the Chinese teacher was a bit of a failure.
When Zhang Qiling and Wu Xie reappeared in front of everyone, the faces of Fatty and Xie Yuhua were obviously disappointed.Because Zhang Qiling put back on his own clothes, that costume was put on by Wu Xie.
But then it was replaced by worry.
Wu Xie's apparently childish inappropriate age made Xie Yuhua blurt out and ask Zhang Qiling if he made Wu Xie stupid.
Zhang Qiling didn't answer coldly, but said, "Get out of here immediately, Wu Xie can't hold on anymore."
The Bronze Gate did not become a scenic spot, because after seeing Zhang Qiling, the fat man remembered the weight of the delivery, and felt like the weight of innocence, so he contacted and understood that Yuhua brought so many people to kill him. The worst plan is Blast the door.
Poker-Face nodded, and in a sense, he understood why he was so forthright in the end when he finally agreed to release him in advance.
After going down the mountain, the first thing I did was to buy all the zongzi around, and then feed Wu Xie.Wu Xie was obviously very happy, and even after he refused to touch anyone except Zhang Qiling at first, Xie Yuhua, who bought him rice dumplings, reluctantly allowed him to pull his hand.
Although Zhang Qiling was not happy.
Later, when Xie Yuhua and Blind Man returned to Beijing, it wasn't that they didn't worry about Wu Xie, but they still had more things to do, and Wu Xie, with Zhang Qiling by his side, would definitely be fine.
When he arrived in Hangzhou, there were still five days before Wu Xie's recovery time as mentioned by the finale.
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But fortunately, Poker-Face is not a normal person, although this does not mean that he believes my words.
I wiped my face so that I don't have to smile so stiffly, "Brother." At the beginning of the sentence, I just called "Brother", so I don't know what to say anymore. I still don't know anything about many things, and I have encountered too many things, which are far from being clear in a few sentences.
I roughly sorted out my thoughts, "Brother, the leader of the biggest tomb robbery in history, is it you? I don't know how much you have forgotten and how much you have remembered. If I say it, I am also planning People in the middle, do you believe it?"
Unexpectedly, Poker-Face nodded, but didn't say anything more, I couldn't help but smile bitterly, "Brother, at least you have to let me know that for you now, for yourself and the things around you How much do you understand?"
Poker Bottle hesitated for a moment, obviously hesitant, and then said, "The only thing I can think of is the name."
"You lied to me," I denied without hesitation, "Perhaps you came to Lu Palace simply because you were sent by Chen Pi Asi, but what exactly did you take from King Lu Shang?"
Poker bottle didn't answer, and there was no embarrassment in his eyes, as if he wasn't the one who lied just now, I smiled, okay, it's right not to say anything, after all, we don't know each other well.
I leaned against the wall a little bit, and didn't care whether the toilet was dirty or not, "I am a descendant of the old nine gates, I should guard the bronze gate, these are the agreements reached with your Zhang family, Maybe it's because everyone doesn't fulfill this agreement, so you don't think Lao Jiumen can be trusted? Brother, the Zhang family's enemy has always been the Wang family."
Poker-Face lowered his head slightly, I couldn't see his expression clearly, but he said to himself, "The most innocent person in the struggle between the Wang family and the Zhang family is not Lao Jiumen. Annihilation? I must avenge the enigmatic blood feud of three generations."
At this moment, Poker-Face spoke in a cold voice with a trace of murderous intent, "Wu Sanxing said that you are the only one among the old nine sects who stay out of the matter." After a pause, he added, "Who the hell are you?"
At the same time, I was trapped between the Poker Bottle and the wall, unable to move. When the Poker Bottle in front of me was really murderous, it was terrifying.
But I laughed. Sure enough, the third uncle had a relationship with Poker Ping, and the only reason why the only intersection on the surface was buying black gold ancient knives and clipping lamas, maybe it was also to hide "it".
, "I'm Wu Xie." I looked at Poker Bottle in front of me, and suddenly felt very sad. Wouldn't it be difficult to be trusted if I stopped being naive and ignorant?Compared with the wild beasts that are gradually showing their sharpness, is the rabbit more reassuring?Is that the current Wu Xie who can't be cared about?
"Brother, don't be so fierce. I said it. It's useless to be fierce. I don't want to do this." I put my hand on the arm that blocked my way with the oil bottle, and I couldn't push it away, so I gave up. It's okay to be bumped by the wall like this, since no one saw it anyway.
"I'm really Wu Xie, but you haven't thought about it. Maybe I'm looking for something without telling my third uncle? The me that my third uncle talks about may not be the real me. If all I know is directly I got it from my grandpa, do you believe it?" I paused, thinking that in our one-on-one conversation my focus had been on believing it or not.
"Brother, what grandpa has known in this life, maybe even third uncle doesn't know." Poker bottle relaxed a little, at least I didn't let me be in the embarrassing state of being wall-donged anymore, "grandpa said, along the way of the year The archaeological team will find out what I want to know after checking the line. If you want to go to Xisha next time, I will go with you."
Poker-Face was no longer aggressive this time, turned around and walked out, I was relieved immediately, my feet went limp, after all, my body is mortal, and I can't afford to be so aggressive with Mr. Poker.
I waited for a long time before I lifted my foot and walked out. Poker-Face was standing at the door. I looked around at the people around me, and suddenly I had an illusion. Why do I feel that there are more people now?The toilet was still very noisy, mixed with all kinds of smells, Poker Face stood there, but it seemed that there was an enchantment around him, separating him from the surrounding world.
I took a few steps forward to keep up with Poker Finger, but my legs were still a little weak, and I almost fell on Poker Finger. The surrounding noise became louder, and I obviously heard some words that should be harmonized. I looked around , I suddenly saw a big uncle, so familiar, if my memory is to be believed, when Poker-Face and I entered the cubicle, this uncle was in the toilet, right?Are you still there?
Is the Wang family just working hard and staring at Poker Bottle 24 hours a day?There is an uncle watching over the toilet?I suddenly felt a little cold, but I couldn't do anything. The current me is still kept in the dark in the eyes of everyone.
But it turns out that sometimes I really think too much. As soon as I walked out of the toilet, I saw a girl flushing into the toilet and said, "Dad, did you take pictures of those two?"
As smart as I am, I understand everything. I have seen many creatures like rotten girls.
After a few steps to catch up with Poker Ping, he couldn't help but still laughed, "Brother, where are we going next?" This kind of down-to-earth feeling has not been seen for a long time.
Pokerfing's home is very simple, an ordinary two-bedroom and one living room, it's not clean like a place where people live, maybe it's because he's not at home often?I put down my bag very naturally and then went to the bathroom. I was afraid that Pokerfoil would run away and I didn't even dare to go to the toilet. My bladder was about to explode. Maybe it's because I really want to go to the bathroom.Being stared at all the way by me, he didn't have a chance to go to the toilet.
When I came out, I saw Poker Ping sitting on the sofa with his eyes closed, resting his mind, so I went to the kitchen to find ingredients to cook. I didn't have a good meal all the way, and I was almost starving to death.It's a pity that Poker Ping's house doesn't have anything.
So he said very bluntly, "Brother, let's go shopping, there is nothing at home."
Poker-Face opened his eyes and looked at me, his eyes were very strange, I was wondering if Poker-Face was wondering how could there be such a brazen person in the world.
I laughed so shamelessly, Pokery should also live a normal life, instead of living in a bucket every day, eating compressed biscuits, or eating something casually on the street to cope.I even wondered if I was the first person to cook for Poker Bottle.After that, I'll contract Pokerfing's food. After all, I think, I will never be able to separate him from him in this life.
Well, brother for life.
☆、Dragon Boat Festival Congratulatory Message "Don't Eat Me, OK"
"Don't Eat Me, Okay" Text: Qingxi
The snow-covered Changbai Mountain is still stunningly beautiful, but a chubby fat man is still so conspicuous. He is pulling a cart with a square gift box on it, panting for breath.He was still muttering, "These days, being a courier is so tiring."
The fat man got up early in the morning and wanted to go to Hangzhou to spend the Dragon Boat Festival with Wu Xie, but when he opened the door, he saw such a box with a letter on it, written in Wu Xie's handwriting.
"Fatty, you must take this box to Changbai Mountain today and give it to my little brother, otherwise my life may be in danger, and I must not open it! Please be a courier, and then you can go to Hangzhou. in the fridge."
Although the fat man is always unreliable, he will not make fun of Wu Xie's life. Although he really wants to know what happened, he asked the leader of the solution, but the leader of the solution only said, do as Wu Xie said.
So there was the opening scene.
When the fat man brought the gift box to the bronze door, he only had the strength to breathe, and wondered if it was a pile of explosives, Wu Xie wanted to blow up the bronze door directly.Sighing, the younger brother will be able to come out this year, it's not a few days away, what the hell is the package delivered in such a hurry, is it food and clothing?It's also a matter of life, with Wu Xie's ability, how can there be something that threatens his life, the more I think about it, the more I feel that I have been tricked.But it's all here...
After resting for a while, the fat man looked at the huge bronze door in front of him, and was a little dumbfounded. Wu Xie only said to give the package to the little brother, but there was no way to open the door.
After thinking about it, the fat man stepped forward and knocked on the door very politely.
"Anyone? Your package has arrived!"
Originally, it was just a short-circuited roar in the head. Unexpectedly, accompanied by the muffled sound of creaking like hell, the bronze door really opened slowly.
Expressionless, a familiar face with slightly longer hair poked out.Looking at the fat man, he pointed to the box and said calmly, "This one?"
The fat man nodded in a daze, "Yeah."
So Zhang Qiling picked up the square box, "Thank you."
The fat man smiled very honestly, "No thanks, just give it a five-star review."
Zhang Qiling nodded and closed the door.
Close the door... close the door... the door...
"Damn it!" The fat man yelled after he realized it, "I'm not a courier, fat man! Brother, come out!"
However, no matter how much the fat man yelled this time, the door didn't move at all. It seemed that it was just his hallucination, but there was indeed missing a big box that he took all his life to bring up.
Zhang Qiling walked in with the box in his arms, and there was a particularly shiny big bed that was especially obvious in the dark. Zhang Qiling threw the box on the bed, stared at it for a while, and then began to unpack the box, unpacking layer by layer, Zhang Qiling It was obvious that there was a smell of food.It seems to be rice dumplings.
Although there was still no expression on his face, the movement of his subordinates to disassemble was obviously accelerated.Zhang Qiling pursed his lips, maybe it was a box of zongzi, the kind that could be eaten.
However, when they were all disassembled, Zhang Qiling was rarely dumbfounded. Inside the wooden box, there was a person curled up, a person whose whole body exuded the smell of rice dumplings like food,
As if feeling a little cold, the man shrank even tighter, Zhang Qiling pushed back the hair that blocked the man's face, and couldn't help being surprised, "Wu Xie?"
The curled up person opened his eyes, his eyes were filled with pure confusion, Zhang Qiling helped him up, only then did he realize that there were many small zongzi under the person's body.
After Wu Xie sat up, she blinked her eyes, her long eyelashes blinked, and she looked very pretty, "Don't eat me, okay?"
Zhang Qiling felt overwhelmed for the first time, and when he answered, it made people feel that his IQ was off the line, "Well, I don't eat."
Wu Xie smiled, like a child, "You are so kind."
Wu Xie's behavior was too abnormal, Zhang Qiling asked in a rare initiative, "Wu Xie, what's wrong with you?"
Wu Xie's eyes were full of confusion, "Wu Xie? Will you give me a name?"
"..." Wu Xie lost his memory, Zhang Qiling judged like this, and then silently added in his heart, maybe it's not just memory loss, looking at it like this, it's almost like being insane...
At this time, Wu Xie heard a grumbling sound in his stomach, and he was a little hungry. He glanced around him, and Wu Xie saw many cute little rice dumplings around him, so he took a rice dumpling, peeled it off and ate it. , squinting his eyes contentedly, seeing Zhang Qiling still looking at him, thinking to himself, is this person hungry too?
So he kindly took a zongzi and handed it over, "Do you want to eat it?"
Zhang Qiling took the zongzi, and ate it with Wu Xie in a rather complicated mood.
After eating for a while, Zhang Qiling put down the zongzi in his hand, and tried again unwillingly, "Wu Xie?"
Wu Xie put down the zongzi in his hand, and looked at Zhang Qiling nervously, "Isn't it delicious?" Zhang Qiling didn't know how to answer, Wu Xie's eye circles began to turn red, "Don't you like it?"
"..." The one who answered him was still silent, and then Wu Xie burst into tears as if he couldn't bear it any longer.
Zhang Qiling looked at Wu Xie with this inner expression. ▼_▼
Zhang Qiling thought, Wu Xie seemed to have degenerated intellect, and his current mind might be just like a child's, but Zhang Qiling didn't dislike it, as long as Wu Xie was still there, it didn't matter if he didn't have an IQ, let alone just degenerated.But, the point is, Uncle Men has never coaxed children!
How to coax the crying Wu Xie in front of him!
Zhang Qiling got a headache from crying, but he just said, "Don't cry."
Wu Xie cried to himself.
Zhang Qiling emphasized, "Don't cry."
Wu Xie continued to cry.
Zhang Qiling suddenly felt that the feeling when Wu Xie talked to him and didn't answer was the same as how he feels now.Special date for the dog's mood.
"Don't cry!" This sound was especially loud, and it is said that speaking loudly expresses emphasis.
Then Wu Xie didn't dare to cry anymore, but his expression was particularly aggrieved, and the look of pursing his mouth, no matter how he looked at it, he looked extremely aggrieved.
Sitting next to Wu Xie, Zhang Qiling stretched out his hand to touch Wu Xie's hair stiffly. It is said that this is called Shun Mao.
Wu Xie sobbed softly, and slowly recovered from Pokerfing's stiff strokes, then handed the half-pulled zongzi that he had gnawed in his hand to Zhang Qiling's mouth, "You eat."
Zhang Qiling was afraid that Wu Xie would cry again, so with a paralyzed face, he opened his mouth and let Wu Xie paste his mouth full of zongzi.
Still delicious.
Seeing Zhang Qiling eating what he was feeding, Wu Xie smiled, his eyes were curved and beautiful.
Zhang Qiling felt dizzy for a moment, so he let it go, as if Wu Xie, who was addicted to feeding, kept stuffing zongzi into his mouth.
Zhang Qiling put Wu Xie in his arms, and Wu Xie lowered his head to peel the rice dumplings. The two of you finished eating the rice dumplings in the box one by one. After eating, Zhang Qiling recovered from the shock and hugged Wu Xie. Come out and put it on the jade bed, and then go to pack the box and a bed of zongzi leaves.
However, they found a piece of paper at the bottom of the box, and the characters on it were in familiar thin gold script.
"Brother, when you read this letter, I don't know what I have become. But it must be by your side. In the end, there is a price for entering the Bronze Gate, and the price is random. Wang Zanghai's The price is that the children and grandchildren will not be freed. The price of King Wannu is to become that kind of monster. You have seen the price of Aunt Wen Jin and the others. It is the ageless appearance and guarding the bronze door, when it is my turn, I don't know what the price is, so I refuse the deal."
Seeing this, even the corners of his mouth twitched, even though his face was paralyzed, he didn't know whether to praise Wu Xie for his wit or regret whether Wu Xie didn't care if he saw him or not...
"But brother, don't get me wrong. It's not that I don't care about you. It's just that if I become a monster, it's meaningless to see you. But, in the end, do you think you can still refuse after I propose? My The heart is broken, so, brother, there is no more, I don’t know what I will become, but since it’s a deal, I must be by your side. If I become a monster, you can kill me , I don't want to live in that way. Although I really want to live, with you."
After reading it, Zhang Qiling put away the paper, and looked at Wu Xie who was curled up and sleeping on a pile of messy zongzi leaves, and couldn't help but mutter to himself, "Is this... a monster?"
Zhang Qiling threw the zongzi leaves one by one into the box, carefully pulled out the zongzi leaves from under the sleeping Wu Xie, put the box on the ground, and climbed onto the bed by himself, looking at the sleeping Wu Xie. Xie couldn't help but frowned.
So, Wu Xie became like this because of the ultimate?
Wu Xie shuddered again, Zhang Qiling finally realized, um, Wu Xie was naked.Um?Is Wu Xie naked? !
When you don't realize it, you don't think it's a big deal, but once you realize it, it's a crime to look anywhere.Zhang Qiling took off his coat and put it on Wu Xie, the hoodie that has remained unchanged for thousands of years. It is a must-have artifact to put on Wu Xie. Wu Xie, who was curled up, felt a little more comfortable and stretched his body.
Zhang Qiling pursed his lips, took a deep breath, and lay down with a very tangled and complicated mood, let's get some sleep first.
When Zhang Qiling woke up again, it was because of a headache.When he opened his eyes, he saw Wu Xie sitting beside him, with his hoodie covering his legs, and those two hands were grabbing his hair.
Tsk, no wonder my head hurts so much.
"Wu Xie, let go."
"Don't let go!" Very willful.
Zhang Qiling ignored Wu Xie's protest, and pulled his hands off his head. Seeing this, Wu Xie thought that this cold and handsome man was angry again, and when he curled his mouth, he pretended to cry, Zhang Qiling felt anxious Then, he covered Wu Xie's mouth with one paw, "Don't cry."
Wu Xie nodded in horror.
So Zhang Qiling put down the hand covering Wu Xie's mouth, but as soon as he put it down, Wu Xie burst into tears with a "wow".
Bear kid... Zhang Qiling closed his eyes and calmed himself down, "Didn't you say you won't cry?"
Wu Xie choked up while crying, "Have you ever seen a child who can stop crying without crying?"
"..."
Zhang Qiling once again reached out his hand to Shun Mao, who wanted to repeat the old trick, but Wu Xie opened it, "You, you won't let me touch your hair... I, I won't let you, you touch me..."
I was crying so sad that I stumbled when I spoke.
Only then did Zhang Qiling understand why he was crying, but does that count as touching?That obviously used the strength to pull the weeds to pull out the hair.
Wu Xie cried so hard that he was a little hypoxic, his head was dizzy, Zhang Qiling was also tired from listening, and felt that his ears were filled with crying stereo + empty ears in an infinite loop.
So he directly grabbed Wu Xie and pushed him into his arms, acting like a domineering president Fan Er.
Wu Xie's already dizzy head slammed into Zhang Qiling's chest, so he became even more dizzy and stopped crying. He opened his eyes wide open desperately, why did he feel that everything in front of him was shaking?
Zhang Qiling felt relieved that it worked, and suddenly wanted to go out of the bronze gate and go down the mountain to buy a copy of "Heart Sutra on Parenting Children" or something.
After a long time, there was no movement in his arms, Zhang Qiling glanced sideways, Wu Xie's face was red, and he stared at himself with his eyes open, his eyes were still very clear, his expression was innocent, special... cute!
Taking a deep breath again, Zhang Qiling didn't say anything, but no matter how he looked at it, he looked like he was going to be hurt internally.
Pushing Wu Xie out of his arms, Zhang Qiling felt that they needed to keep a distance temporarily, especially since Wu Xie was not wearing anything.
But just after pushing it out, Wu Xie moved forward again, Zhang Qiling pushed it out again, and Wu Xie moved forward again. After several rounds of tug-of-war, Zhang Qiling was a little afraid that Wu Xie would cry again, so he carefully observed Wu Xie's expression After such an observation, I found that Wu Xie seemed to be addicted to playing, and he laughed very happily.
There was a bitter face of sighing in his heart, but on the surface he still had the iceberg face of a male god, "Wu Xie, sit down."
Wu Xie shook her head stubbornly, "No, I'm cold."
Reluctantly, Zhang Qiling took the hoodie off Wu Xie's lap and wanted to put it on for Wu Xie, but Wu Xie was naked!After taking it away, the important part faced Zhang Qiling frankly.
Zhang Qiling blinked inadvertently, and put the clothes on Wu Xie calmly, and Wu Xie obediently stretched out his arms to let Zhang Qiling put on the clothes for him.
Zhang Qiling was satisfied, so he hooked the corners of his lips like a reward, rewarding you with a smile.
But the next moment, I couldn't hold back anymore.
Wu Xie stretched out his hand, grabbed Zhang Qiling's big warm hand, and then put it on the important part of Zhang Qiling that Zhang Qiling dared not look directly at... the important part!
Zhang Qiling's eyes suddenly showed some inexplicable emotion, and his voice was a little hoarse, "What are you doing?"
Wu Xie's eyes were innocent, "Cold, warm."
Zhang Qiling closed his eyes, took another deep breath, you are cold, I am still hot when you are cold!But even if the naive Wu Xie became naive, his ability to kill has not deteriorated.
He pressed Zhang Qiling's hand with one hand to prevent him from leaving, or he would get chilly, but with the other hand, he reached out to touch Zhang Qiling's cock, which was bulging. Wu Xie said in surprise, "Your Why is it so warm!"
Zhang Qiling felt that if he could bear it, he really wouldn't be a man. "You can warm up too."
Then he leaned over and covered Wu Xie's lips.
Soft and waxy, Zhang Qiling was addicted to this kind of touch, couldn't help biting it, Wu Xie exclaimed in pain, "It hurts!" Tasting the sweetness in his mouth, Zhang Qiling opened his eyes wide in surprise.It's not bloody, it's solid, so I won't bite off a piece of meat!Leaving Wu Xie's lips, he was surprised to find that Wu Xie really had a piece of flesh wiped off by him, but it didn't bleed.
I couldn't help stroking Wu Xie's lips gently with my hand, and it was recovering at a speed visible to the naked eye. After a while, the bitten off piece was intact again.
With tears in Wu Xie's eyes, she sniffled, "Didn't you promise me not to eat me?"
Zhang Qiling savored the sweet taste in his mouth, it was obviously red bean stuffed rice dumplings, but that's not the point. "Wu Xie, are you Zongzi?" Wu Xie nodded cheerfully, "Yes!"
Zhang Qiling looked at Wu Xie with a confused face, and realized that in the end, it was not just to force Wu Xie's IQ offline for more than 20 years, but to turn Wu Xie into a zongzi.
Since ancient times, monsters and elves are bred by heaven and earth, and animals and plants can be found everywhere. However, Zhang Qiling never imagined that that kind of boiled zongzi can also become essence, let alone that Wu Xie, who he has always protected well, would actually Become a zongzi essence.
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I checked Wu Xie's breath, it was hot and alive, and then I squeezed Wu Xie's arm, it was fleshy, not the kind of zongzi made by a dead person after a long time.
This somewhat made Zhang Qiling heave a sigh of relief.
But Wu Xie didn't understand what Zhang Qiling was doing, so he licked his lips that had just been bitten, "You really don't know how to eat me, do you? It's wrong to lie to people!"
Zhang Qiling nodded, really not.It's too scary, it's a bit too heavy to chew off your mouth anytime after a kiss.
But Wu Xie persisted, "Didn't you say that mine can also be warmed?" With another "snap", he pressed Zhang Qiling's paw to his lower body.
Zhang Qiling pulled out his hand without changing his face, and when Wu Xie curled his mouth and made a gesture to cry, he took off his pants, and then gave them to Wu Xie, "It will be warm when you put them on."
Wu Xiemeng's eyes blinked, "Yeah!"
Zhang Qiling glanced at the darkness in the distance, and thought, it's time for him to have a good talk about life with Ultimate.
After Wu Xie put on his trousers and nestled next to Zhang Qiling, he began to be interested in the bed under him. It was shiny and glowing, very beautiful.Looking at Wu Xie's excited look, Zhang Qiling couldn't help softening his eyes. Although he was given a headache by a series of messy things, he was really happy to see Wu Xie.
Wu Xie had had enough of looking at the bed under him, and suddenly looked up at Zhang Qiling, his eyes were very focused, Zhang Qiling felt chills when he saw it, so don't cry anymore.
"what happened?"
Wu Xie smashed his mouth, and said to Zhang Qiling a little embarrassedly, "This bed is so beautiful, shall we take it home?"
"..." Even though he has become smaller, he is still such a small profiteer.
Wu Xie looked at Zhang Qiling with expectant eyes, Zhang Qiling turned his head, "This is the ultimate..."
Wu Xie was disappointed when she heard this, "But I really like it."
Zhang Qiling touched Wu Xie's head and nodded, "We will take it with us when we leave."
The hesitation of the previous second is all an illusion.Especially without morals.
Wu Xie played for a while, his stomach started to growl again, and he pursed his mouth, "I'm hungry."
Zhang Qiling looked around, there was nothing, but there seemed to be mushrooms near the bronze door, right? "Do you eat mushrooms?" Wu Xie shook his head, "No, I can only eat zongzi."
Zhang Qiling is helpless, he himself is a zongzi now... he can't let Wu Xie bite him, can he?
Wu Xie sniffled, "I can smell the aroma of zongzi!"
Zhang Qiling moved his head to Wu Xie's neck, took a deep breath, nodded, and said, "It does smell like zongzi."
Wu Xie was very happy immediately, "I want to eat."
Zhang Qiling sighed, stood up, and pulled Wu Xie, "I think it's urgent to find the ultimate."
How big is the space behind the bronze door?No one knows, including Zhang Qiling who has been here for ten years.But he knows where the end lies.
Wu Xie trusted Zhang Qiling with all his heart, and he followed Zhang Qiling when he pulled him away.
I don't know how long we walked, Wu Xie was sobbing, "I'm so hungry..."
Zhang Qiling patted Wu Xie reassuringly.
Where is the ultimate?It's actually everywhere. [Is it really good to deal with such a photo? 】
When the voice that sent Buddha from all over the world echoed in the space, Wu Xie was already hungry and began to suck his fingers.
"Why are you willing to restore Wu Xie?"
"Why do you think I'll recover?"
Zhang Qiling pondered for a while, "The Zhang family has guarded the ultimate for generations, so many years, it is equivalent to symbiosis."
It was rare to say such a long sentence, and the threat in the words was strong.
"What if I want you to guard with him?"
Zhang Qiling glanced at Wu Xie who was a bit confused, "He is not from the Zhang family."
"Then you turn him into the Zhang family."
When Zhang Qiling brought Wu Xie back to the jade bed again, Wu Xie couldn't keep his eyes open, "Hungry."
Zhang Qiling calmly asked Wu Xie to lie on the bed and rest for a while, thinking of the final words.Wu Xie can only eat zongzi, and other foods are no different to him now.
In the end, Wu Xie has been restored, but just like the best medicine, it takes time to exert its effect. Wu Xie can return to a normal person after seven days, or in other words, he is not considered a normal person.
In exchange, Wu Xie has a certain sense of longevity, and he and Zhang Qiling will take on the responsibility of guarding the Bronze Gate.
However, an opportunity is needed, and that is to become the Zhang family.
How can a person surnamed Wu become the Zhang family?
Zhang Qiling is not stupid, there is only one answer, that is to let Wu Xie marry him, and if he marries the Zhang family, isn't that the Zhang family?
A rare blush appeared on Zhang Qiling's calm face.All kinds of rampages in his heart, Wu Xie wants to marry me, marry me, marry me...
"Wu Xie, wake up."
Wu Xie on the bed was very unhappy to be woken up, "I won't wake up."
Zhang Qiling forcibly pulled Wu Xie up, and then carried it on his back, "I'll take you to eat zongzi." Hearing this, Wu Xie woke up instantly, and the child's way of getting excited was very simple, dancing with hands and feet.
It's just that he is now on Zhang Qiling's back. If his body is also a child, it would be no problem to perform acrobatics and somersaults on Zhang Qiling's back. But now Wu Xie is a 1.8-meter-one Chinese paper. As a result, the two of them flipped over together.
However, Zhang Qiling considered that Wu Xie is a zongzi now, so what if he fell like this and turned into a zongzi?So it became a mat to bear the impact of Wu Xie's fall.
Tsk, not light.
When she sat up, Wu Xie's eye circles were red.
Competent baby daddy [crossed out] Zhang Qiling, the old Gong, was very nervous, "Wu Xie?"
Wu Xie shook his head, weakly, "I'm hungry..."
Zhang Qiling rubbed Wu Xie's head, "Let's go out now." Wu Xie was very well-behaved, "Yeah." But the bored uncle who looked weak couldn't help frowning.When she put Wu Xie on her back again and was about to leave, Wu Xie suddenly grabbed Zhang Qiling's clothes.
"Ok?"
Wu Xie reminded Zhang Qiling unwillingly, "The bed..."
"..."
Wu Xie added stubbornly, "You promised me, you will take it away!"
Zhang Qiling couldn't help rubbing the center of his brows, but you are talking about how I resisted another bed when I carried you on my back!It's still jade, so heavy!
In the end, Zhang Qiling had never said so many words so carefully in his whole life, and explained all kinds of explanations. Finally, he finally convinced Wu Xie that they would come back to get it. This bed has been marked with Wu Xie's exclusive logo, and it will never be lost.Even the guy named Ultimate will not infringe on their private property...【Ultimate: Σ(°△°|||)︴This is obviously mine! 】
After going out, the biggest difficulty is actually how to go down the mountain safely. Now Wu Xie is wearing Zhang Qiling's clothes and trousers. Zhang Qiling only has underwear and a racerback vest. Such equipment will freeze to death when going out. Even if he doesn't freeze to death, he probably just If someone sees him, he will be locked up in the prison. The reason is that it is indecent.In particular, Changbai Mountain is still a scenic spot.
However, when the bronze door opened, even Zhang Qiling, who had seen strong winds and waves, was shocked.
As soon as the door is opened, you can see the sky full of lights, one tent after another, and a bunch of people besieging the human-faced bird. The scene is very lively.
Holy crap, why are there so many people? When did Bronze Gate become a scenic spot? !
The appearance of Zhang Qiling and Wu Xie caused everyone's eyes to drift over, and they were immediately terrified.Although there were many people, the whole scene was silent for a while.
Until a familiar figure emerged from the crowd, it was a fat man, Xie Yuhua and a blind man.
The fat man's expression seemed to be seeing the end, "Brother? The work you just finished?"
Zhang Qiling pursed his lips, and looked at the fat man lightly.Hurry up, the humans of Yuzui, bring your clothes over here, it's so cold outside.
Xie Yuhua was more serious, she took a piece of clothing and threw it to Zhang Qiling, Zhang Qiling took it over and looked at it, and was not grateful.It's a pink costume.
The fat man complained, "Why does Master Hua bring a costume with him when he goes out? Could it be that he is always ready for a show? It's like a little girl always brings her aunt's towel when she goes out."
The blind man clicked his tongue, "Then why does the fat man always carry a fat body when he goes out?"
Fatty: "..." Will you die if you don't mention your body...
But the blind man still muttered softly, "Hua'er, why did you give the mute the costume I customized for you? I haven't seen you wear it yet..."
Zhang Qiling didn't pay attention to the group of chatterers, and didn't pay attention to the fat man's initial chat. Anyway, they got off topic while chatting, and the Chinese teacher was a bit of a failure.
When Zhang Qiling and Wu Xie reappeared in front of everyone, the faces of Fatty and Xie Yuhua were obviously disappointed.Because Zhang Qiling put back on his own clothes, that costume was put on by Wu Xie.
But then it was replaced by worry.
Wu Xie's apparently childish inappropriate age made Xie Yuhua blurt out and ask Zhang Qiling if he made Wu Xie stupid.
Zhang Qiling didn't answer coldly, but said, "Get out of here immediately, Wu Xie can't hold on anymore."
The Bronze Gate did not become a scenic spot, because after seeing Zhang Qiling, the fat man remembered the weight of the delivery, and felt like the weight of innocence, so he contacted and understood that Yuhua brought so many people to kill him. The worst plan is Blast the door.
Poker-Face nodded, and in a sense, he understood why he was so forthright in the end when he finally agreed to release him in advance.
After going down the mountain, the first thing I did was to buy all the zongzi around, and then feed Wu Xie.Wu Xie was obviously very happy, and even after he refused to touch anyone except Zhang Qiling at first, Xie Yuhua, who bought him rice dumplings, reluctantly allowed him to pull his hand.
Although Zhang Qiling was not happy.
Later, when Xie Yuhua and Blind Man returned to Beijing, it wasn't that they didn't worry about Wu Xie, but they still had more things to do, and Wu Xie, with Zhang Qiling by his side, would definitely be fine.
When he arrived in Hangzhou, there were still five days before Wu Xie's recovery time as mentioned by the finale.
Wu
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