[Transformers] I have a Decepticon at home

"Bumblebee...you...you didn't make a girlfriend while I was away!"

Bumblebee froze for a moment, and quickly waved his hand in denial: "Of course not!"

I was relieved to hear him say that himself, and what he said was true. How could he have a girlfriend? With someone as good as me in front of him, how could he choose someone else? ! !

"Ah, that's right! Bumblebee gives you this!" Thinking of the wood carving he made in the bag, he took it out to him, "This is a gift for you! I don't know if you like it or not!" Mysteriously said to him, I am still looking forward to it!

The bumblebee passed the wooden box, fiddled with it, and took out a wood carving that was exactly the same as him (of course, please ignore the problem that the eyes are not the same size).

"I asked an aunt I knew in Haiti to do this wood carving, but she died from the earthquake before the eye was finished, and the eye was filled by his son, who was very young and couldn't do it well. That's great, but it's his heart, so please don't mind."

Bumblebee was full of surprises playing with the same wood carving as him, couldn't put it down, his eyes were slit into a smile: "I like it very much, Mona."

Hey, get a little excited!If he hadn't paused when he said this, I would have thought Bumblebee had confessed to me!

Volcano stared intently at the "little wasp" in the hands of the bumble bee, turned around and stretched out his hand to me: "Mona, where is mine?"

Xindao: Sure enough, it's a good thing I was prepared!Ryan, thank you so much!

I took out the "freshly baked" work and handed it to him.

Huohan took it with both hands, looked at the gift devoutly, and slowly opened it...

Because it was too high, I couldn't see exactly what Ryan carved, but the volcano looked at it after unpacking, and his whole face was black, and then threw it to the iron sheet behind him. He was still bad, and asked me with a bad temper: "Who did this?"

"Uh, this..." I scratched my head, should I be telling the truth?Not too good, but looking at them, they don't seem very happy!I don't know what Ryan has carved, I can't even catch a glimpse! "Why, don't you like it?"

Tie Pi snorted, turned his head, and said angrily, "Of course! No one would like it, tell me who did it?"

"Yes... yes... that aunt did it too." After thinking about it, let's say it this way.

Tinhide said dissatisfiedly, "It can't be her! Tell the truth!"

Eh?How could he know that she didn't do it! "Why are you so sure? But, what exactly is carved! I haven't even seen it!"

Standing on tiptoe to see clearly, the volcano pushed me down: "You haven't seen it, forget it, you'd better not see it...Mona, tell the truth, who did it?" Yes. We won’t blame you!” Volcano has a much better temper than Ironhide, and he told me patiently and gently.

"Okay then, to be honest, don't be angry!" Huoshan shook his head, and I explained, "Actually, I forgot to bring it for you. After what happened in Haiti, I was so busy that I forgot. The one of the bumblebee was dug out from the ruins! I didn’t want to come here until I got on the plane, so I asked Ryan to make a temporary one for you, and that’s how it happened. But in the end he finished the carving and didn’t let me see it. I don't know what he got, but let me see it!"

With an expression of "I knew it was like this", Tiepi exchanged a glance with Huohan, he smashed the wood carving on the bumblebee's head, and dragged the bumblebee to the inner room together with Huohan. I was confused, this is what's the situation?

Optimus Prime was still on the sidelines, he didn't know whether he was cheering or persuading the fight, and said without any sincerity: "Comrades, harmony! Harmony! We are good brothers who fought side by side and lived and died together!"

What kind of woodcarving made them both so angry?I stepped forward to pick up the wooden sculpture thrown on the ground, and took a closer look!

Omg!

I couldn't help laughing, and after thinking about it again, my face turned red, what the hell is this!

At first glance, it’s okay, the volcano and the iron sheet are quite similar in both spirit and rhyme, even better than Jacques’ mother’s!But take a closer look, why is there an extra "bed" under them! ! !If it is a wooden base, it should be like the one of the bumblebee, under the feet, not under the two of them! ! !

No wonder they were both so angry!This Ryan is really naughty!Although he used to train in secret before, he still knows the gossip in the base quite well!I'll just say it!I always feel that the volcano and the iron sheet are different, so I am not the only one who thinks so!

But why would Volcano and Ironhide set fire to the innocent Bumblebee?Must be jealous that the wood carvings of the bumblebees are better than their normal, better looking than theirs!Um!That's it!

Bumblebee finally escaped from the "little black room" after being slapped hard by the two of them.After that, Optimus Prime led the others to continue training, leaving the rest room to me and Bumblebee.

Long time no see, very excited!At first I was shy and speechless, but it was Bumblebee who took the initiative to talk to me and then slowly returned to normal.Back to my normal state, I told him a lot about what happened in Haiti, such as my work and new friends I met, so I have to talk about Ryan and Jacques.He was a little abnormal when he heard Ryan's name. I asked him suspiciously, did he know this person?He said that he had heard that he was a team member who was secretly trained.

This makes me wonder!I have no impression of people who have heard of Bumblebee!

Speaking of Jacques, I couldn't help thinking about the earthquake, and I recounted it carefully to him from beginning to end. I was relatively calm at the time of the earthquake, but after thinking about it every night when I went to bed, I was so scared that I was about to die. up!Even now, I still have lingering fears, especially the rescue of Jacques' mother. If it wasn't for Ryan's cleverness, I would really be separated from them forever!

"Mona, don't be afraid, I will still protect you next time in such a situation!" Seeing me rubbing my arms tremblingly, Bumblebee said so.

"Also?" His use of the word caught my attention.

"Uh, what I mean is that if there is an earthquake in the future, I will protect you as I did before!" Bumblebee explained in a panic.

"Oh~~So that's it! Bumblebee, you are so kind to me!" Dazzled by the joy of these words, he didn't care about his strange reaction at all.

The good times are always too short, we chatted until it was dark before we knew it, the captain master asked me to go to dinner, reluctantly parted from Bumblebee temporarily, because I had so much to say to him, I wanted to tell him share.

At dinner time, the team leader teased me: "Mona, you are so impatient! When you came back and saw me, you greeted me, and spent the rest of the time making out with Bumblebee!"

She thumped his arm in embarrassment: "Master, you are really out of shape! What kind of words are you talking about! What kind of intimacy is there! It's just a friendly exchange!"

"It's still a friendly exchange! Mona, your literary literacy has improved a lot after you go back! It seems that Haiti is really a good place, and the rest of you can sign up tonight! Next time you go in turns!"

"Yeah!"

"I'll pack my bags and go!"

"Add me too!"

The captain and the master responded all the time, and they all followed me to run on me!

I waved my fist angrily: "Don't make a fuss! Be careful that my fist doesn't have eyes!"

"Ah! I'm so scared! But I'm not afraid of you, but I'm afraid that the hornet will come out and beat me!"

"That's right! There are also volcanoes!"

"Ha ha ha ha--"

Amidst the laughter, Granger snorted coldly, "Then what is Ryan?"

"Ryan?"

"Who is Ryan?"

Everyone is very unfamiliar with this name, but what they want to know more is what is the relationship between me and him.

Granger didn't satisfy their curiosity, and continued on his own: "Didn't you still have a hot fight with him until the return trip!"

Um? ! ! !

"What nonsense are you talking about! Ryan and I are innocent!" I slapped the table and stood up to refute him.

He just glanced at me lightly and continued to eat, which made me even angrier!

Others gossip about who Ryan is, and their voices become louder and louder. The captain master coughed a few times, but it didn't work, and then he yelled again before he was quiet.

"Okay, you don't need to know who Ryan is, it's not what you should know; eat well! Mona is tired after such a trip and don't let her take a good rest! Ask Granger who went with you if you have anything to do ! Granger, are you okay?" The captain master comforted me, forget it, I don't care about him.

Granger nodded and said yes, took a few mouthfuls of food and left; the gossips who wanted to know the truth followed him.

He took a sip of soup feeling quite uncomfortable: "Master Captain, have you seen Ryan? I was too hasty to take care of him just now, and I didn't even ask him for his contact information. Do you know his contact information?" The way? If I don’t know, I’ll ask someone else!”

The captain looked a little embarrassed, and said, "Don't ask others. In fact, Ryan's identity is very special. The only ones who know his true identity are me and... well, a few people, so don't mention this to the outside world."

"Well, well..." Now that he has said so, let's forget it, but I still have some questions to ask him besides this.The captain master sensed my thoughts: "If you have any questions, just ask."

"Hmm... Master... Have you ever been liked by someone?"

"Of course there is! Your teacher's wife!" The master was very happy when he mentioned the teacher's wife, his face was full of happiness, oh, and his little daughter!

"I'm not talking about her! I'm talking about other people. For example, you don't like her, but she likes you!"

"That's the one who has a crush on me! It must be there! I think I was a school girl back then! Everyone loves me! No matter if it's a senior or a junior, all kneel under my pants! This is what I have to say about you Wow, Master! Don’t think that I chased her, but she stalked me, and I reluctantly agreed since she was so persistent! If it weren’t for... Oh! Don’t go! I haven’t finished yet! "

Shaking the mobile phone in his hand: "Master, stop talking big! I recorded what you said just now!"

"Hey, hey, hey! Don't do this! If your wife finds out, I won't be alive! Hey, Mona! Don't go—"

The author has something to say: Hahahahaha, the author is very happy to have someone talk to me~~~~

Another tip: Granger knows that Ryan is Bumblebee, and the details will be explained in the episode (not released)