Don't cue, the small dining table is open

When there are guests coming, the mother deer, as the hostess, must entertain.

Mother Lu put down the fruits, peanuts and melon seeds, and poured water over, and while she was putting down, she gave Lu Yuanye a sneaky look.

This stinky son, why didn't you tell me sooner that you have a guest coming!

Don't you give her some time to make mental preparations!

But Mother Lu still behaved very enthusiastically, just like when Lu Yuanye took his classmates home when he was in primary school.

At that time, Lu Yuanye's classmates were all frightened.

He never dared to go to Lu Yuanye's house again.

"Mom, you're welcome. Treat Brother-in-law Jiang the way you entertain him. By the way, his name is Bai Jiao." Lu Yuanye introduced to his parents, "This is my father and mother, please be more reserved. .”

Lu Yuanye's words were a hint of Bai Jiao's true identity, and it was also a foreshadowing, but Father Lu and Mother Lu didn't understand at all.

This is also expected by Lu Yuanye.

The second half of Lu Yuanye's sentence is to remind Bai Jiao not to call his father-in-law and mother-in-law directly!

This kind of statement makes those who should understand understand it, and those who should not understand it do not misunderstand.

Win-win!

Lu Yuanye became narcissistic, he is such a clever little ghost!

How did you come up with such a good idea!

Lu Tian hasn't come back yet, Father Lu and Lu Yuanye chatted together, while Mother Lu went out to buy drinks, she didn't eat at night, she cooked a lot of dishes, everyone would be full after eating vegetables.

"You called before to say you want to raise pigs, have you raised them now?" Papa Deer asked.

"I bought it on Taobao. It's a Landrace pig." Lu Yuanye replied.

Father Deer:? ? ?

WTF?

"Did you really buy it?" Could it be his donkey's?

"I really bought it. Didn't I mention the variety just now? Could it be fake?"

Father Lu doesn’t understand Changbai and not Changbai, and he doesn’t raise pigs, so if he wants to eat pork, he can go to a pork shop or a supermarket to buy it.

If you want to eat more fat meat, you want to eat more lean meat, you can choose by yourself.

How do you know what Changbai is not Changbai?

"Are you sure you've thought it through?" Papa Lu asked, "I tell you, if you want to go back on your word, your parents won't help you out!"

They don't want to raise pigs!

They are so old, they are already receiving pensions, it's time to enjoy life, they don't raise pigs.

Lu Yuanye said: "Just put your heart in your stomach! I won't dump it to you. Besides, if you don't want to keep pigs, can't you just kill them and eat them?"

Papa deer think about it...

It seems to be the truth!

Pigs are livestock, unlike melons, fruits and vegetables, which have a so-called maturity period, and you can eat them whenever you want.

Raising the pigs before killing them means that the pigs can have more meat.

Piglets are not inedible either.

Father deer has never eaten roast suckling pig!

Maybe I can try it by taking this opportunity.

Thinking about it this way, Father Lu suddenly became a little bit looking forward to it.

Lu Yuanye: ...

I don't understand what his father's journey is in his heart.

……

After about half an hour, Lu Tian finally arrived with his family behind him.

As soon as Lu Tian stopped the car, Lu Bai unfastened his seat belt, opened the car door and jumped out, anxious to find his parents.

What about my big dad?

There is such a big mother!

"Father!" Lu Bai yelled and entered the door, and then...

Gagged by Lu Yuanye.

Absolutely don't show your secrets on Lu Bai's side!

"I brought back some food. My sister can't move it all by herself. I'll help." Lu Yuanye gave Bai Jiao a look.

Bai Jiao understood, stood up and went to help.

Lu Yuanye, who went out, did not move things as he said.

He came to educate Lu Bai.

"Little Lu, let me tell you, don't you know that you can't call your mother later?" Lu Yuanye said.

Lu Bai pulled Lu Yuanye's hand off, really!

Dad, why are you talking when you gag me!

"Why?" Lu Bai is not the kind of blindly obedient child, before asking him to do something, he has to explain why!

Why not let him call mother!

That's his mother!

"Think about it, little deer, mom just came back recently, have grandpa and grandma never seen mom?"

Lu Bai thought about it, and it was true.

Mom has been back for two weeks, but last Saturday and Sunday, they didn't go back to grandparents' house, so now is the first time grandparents see mom.

"Grandpa and grandma still don't know that this is Xiaolu's mother. We have to give them a surprise after the meal, so we can't say it in advance, you know?"

Lu Bai is a child who wants to know why he does what he does, and is also a child who is easy to deceive.

Lu Yuanye's nonsense reason actually succeeded in persuading him?

Lu Bai circled around and said it's okay, surprise, he understands, he also likes surprise the most!

The fact that Lu Tian is back means that dinner can be served.

Mother Lu knew the time when Lu Tian came back, so she also stepped on the spot to cook. When Lu Tian came back, the food was not cold.

She fried a lot of dishes, basically all of them were meat dishes, and there were only a few vegetarian dishes. She cooked and chopped everything she brought, and washed the grapes that she brought to Father Deer and Mother Deer, adding two cold dishes.

When Mother Lu bought Sprite and came back, Lu Yuanye threw a few grapes into Lubai's drink cup, and the purple grapes instantly raised Sprite's appearance to a higher level.

But it's only limited to looks.

taste...

Sprite is still Sprite, grapes are still grapes, and there is no special spark from the collision.

But kids love fancy things.

Jiang Mo raised his Sprite, "Uncle, I want it too."

Your mother is right next to you, why don't you shout?

Lu Tian also threw a few grapes in for a little vinegar.

"thanks Mom!"

The two children were holding Sprite cups and cherishing them.

The adults started chatting.

Bai Jiao is considered a guest, and when chatting, he can't leave the guest aside and have a happy chat, so Father Lu and Mother Lu will try their best to take care of Bai Jiao's mood.

Ask him where his home is for a while, and ask Bai Jiao's job for a while.

Bai Jiao is the mountain god of Xiaoqingshan, so of course Xiaoqingshan is his home.

"People from the mountains." Father Lu nodded and made up his mind.

Lu Yuanye immediately helped explain, "Bai Jiao's ancestral home is from Xiaoqingshan, and their family has actually moved away a long time ago." This is to fill in the setting of Bai Jiao's disappearance for six years.

"Then what do you do?" Mother Lu liked Bai Jiao inexplicably.

Xiaonian looks good, has a good education, and has a good family background. If there is an unmarried daughter, Mother Lu will definitely take action.

Fat water does not flow into the field of outsiders!

Too bad she didn't.

I'm coming!

jobs!

"Bai Jiao is his own boss and works in the catering industry." Lu Yuanye answered first again.

Father Lu was surprised, "We asked about Bai Jiao, why did you answer? Are you Bai Jiao?"

The meal was almost finished, and Lu Yuanye started to arrange for the confession. First, drive away the two children, Xiaolu and Xiaohei.

They were full anyway.

"Xiao Lu, you and Xiao Hei are full, then go to the living room to watch TV."

After the two children left, Lu Yuanye closed the door. This posture...

Why is Father Deer so inexplicably familiar?

It seems that there was such a time six years ago.

Yes!He remembered!

Lu Yuanye, the unfilial son, also behaved like this when he confessed to having a child out of wedlock!

"Dad, I want to say something, and my sister already knows about it."

Lu Tian who was cueed for no reason:? ? ?

I'm going to you!

I'm here to help you, are you selling me like this? !

Brother?

Whoever wants this kind of brother will take it away, she will give it away for free!

"Bai Jiao is actually not my friend, he is... I always attack!" Lu Yuanye said cruelly.

Lu Tian was as quiet as a chicken, at the moment she didn't dare to interrupt, but she silently gave Lu Yuanye a thumbs up in her heart, brother, you are really good!

admire!

Mother deer and father deer don't understand the technical term of Lao Gong, they thought it was her husband!

Hearing this, my eyes went dark on the spot, and I was a little dizzy.

It's not wrong that they gave birth to a son!

That's right!

How come more than twenty years have passed, and instead of marrying them a daughter-in-law, they married themselves out!

Mother deer recalled her thoughts in a trance, the fat water finally flowed into her field!

"It's actually like this! I met Bai Jiao six years ago, and then we became friends. Later, he gave birth to Xiaolu, but Dad, you also know that normal men don't have sons. Bai Jiao's physique is a bit special. "

"I hurt my body after giving birth to a deer, and I have been taking care of my body outside for six years. I only found out about it recently."

Lu Yuanye has already worked hard, he has exhausted his acting skills all his life!

Feeling very good about myself.

I even thought I could be an actor!

Lu Tian has already been lied to by fooling at this moment, very touched!

"Dad, why don't you promise them both, sexuality is innate."

Then he was kicked out by Lu's father, Jiang was still hot, "I believe you ghost! Lu Tian, ​​shut up!"

"Lu Yuanye, I won't expose you, do you think I'm stupid?"

Lu Yuanye and Lu Tian transform into quails.

"Your mother found out when you brought Lu Bai to you!" Father Lu's words made Lu Yuanye shudder.

No way!

He remembered that when he found out about this, he immediately took Xiaolu to the school and took care of his son by himself!

In such a short period of time, his mother should not be able to find out.

Mo Fang Mo Fang, his father is cheating him!

"Xiaolu's own mother, she shouldn't be human!" Dad Lu uttered shocking words.

Lu Yuanye: ...

Lu Tian said something fair, "Dad, why are you scolding people?"

"When your mother was helping the deer change diapers, she saw a tail on the deer's butt." The tail was so short that mother deer didn't dare to say anything when she found out, so she told father deer about it.

The two of them pondered over the deer's tail for a long time, but they couldn't figure out what kind of tail it was.

They once suspected that Lu Bai might not be their own, but after testing Lu Yuanye's reaction, they knew that Lu Yuanye must know about it, so they kept it from them!

Coupled with the paternity test produced by Lu Yuanye, this must be their grandson!

Just treat the deer as a mixed race.

The mixed race baby looks good!

Jiang Mo couldn't match Lu Bai's looks at all.

The more Mother Lu liked it, the more she regretted that the original temptation scared Lu Yuanye away. She wanted to show off with her grandson all over the village.

It's not that her queen mother-in-law is selling melons and boasting.

Her grandson is really the pinnacle of beauty in the village!

The stars on TV are not as good-looking as him!

Mother Lu is a seasoned TV drama fan. The White Snake and Xu Xian are not for nothing. Humans and fairies cannot be together casually.

Maybe Xiaolu's own mother was locked up somewhere because she was with her son?

They are ordinary people, rich people can't deal with them, let alone goblins?

So they didn't urge the deer to go on a blind date in the wilderness, after all, love hurts!

result……

Things are not what they thought at all!

It was not a female elf who gave birth to Xiaolu, but a male elf!

This is...

Mother deer didn't know what to say anymore.

Originally, they had planned that if Xiaolu's mother came back, even if she was not a human being, they would still be able to accept her daughter-in-law, but in this situation...

How to accept it?

Mother deer wants to calm down now.

"Just explain it directly, what kind of fairy Bai Jiao is!" This question has troubled Mother Lu and Father Lu for a long time!

That fluffy short tail.

Is it because of the disability, or because of the breed?