Don't cue, the small dining table is open

Before entering the small courtyard, Lu Yuanye steamed the rice first. This time, he prepared enough for four adults. If he steamed a little more, he could have Xiaolu's breakfast tomorrow morning, and the rest would be fried rice for lunch.

Shrimp fried rice needs shrimp, carrots, corn, green beans, and ham, but there is no ham at home, and Lu Yuanye doesn't like green beans, so he plans to get rid of these two.

Fried rice is a common people's delicacy, no matter how it is cooked, it will be delicious.

The fish noodle soup needs some celery as a garnish.

So this time Lu Yuanye's goals for entering the courtyard were prawns, celery, carrots, and corn.

I haven't seen it for two days, and many ingredients in the small courtyard are ripe.

Lu Yuanye was not in a hurry to work either. The grapes on the shelf produced bunches of dark purple fruits, which Lu Yuanye could pick up with his hands. He broke off a bunch and took one and put it in his mouth.

The moment the peel broke open, honey-sweet juice flowed out.

Lu Yuanye ate one after another, and within a short while, he ate a bunch of grapes. He was still not satisfied after eating a bunch, and wanted to pick another bunch. It was sent in front of him by the vine.

It's a fantastic picture.

Generally, it will only appear in TV dramas, and it is still the kind of children's story channel.

"Where have you been these two days?" the white elf who appeared in front of Lu Yuanye asked.

When most people see him, their eyes will definitely be attracted by the pair of big horns on his head, but Lu Yuanye is not, he is attracted by his face.

The moment Lu Yuanye saw the face, he remembered some memories he had forgotten, and he couldn't even pretend to be a fool.

When the memory came back, Lu Yuanye knew his name, Bai Jiao, as he had said before.

The very beginning of things...

Let's start with their customs here.According to legend, there is a mountain god on the Xiaoqing Mountain here. In order to thank the mountain god for its protection, people at the foot of the mountain hold a mountain god sacrifice every year.

The mountain god sacrifice requires someone to play the role of the mountain god's bride.

For some reason, Lu Yuanye reversed the bride, worshiped the mountain god, and got married. At that time, he didn't care about it, and then went back to school.

Later, Lu Yuanye participated in a fellowship, and the place of the fellowship was at a bar, but a very common sexual attraction happened, and Lu Yuanye had sex with Bai Jiao who came to see him.

Officially became Mrs. Mountain God.

After sex, the two of them talked for a month, and Bai Jiao told him almost everything he needed to know.

But then I don’t know if Lu Yuanye was too fierce, he sucked Bai Jiao dry that night, Bai Jiao’s body became weak, and later told Lu Yuanye that he was going to sleep for a while, why did he also tell Lu Yuanye With a sound.

But as Bai Jiao fell into a deep sleep, the memories related to Lu Yuanye became blurred.

In his vague memory, the mountain god sacrifice or something has long been thrown to the corner. He just had a very ordinary affair in a bar, and then got a cub. He forgot all about Yue's first love!

But even though he forgot everything, Lu Yuanye subconsciously ate and drank well, took good care of the cub in his belly, and waited for Bai Jiao to come back.

The real owner of this magical small courtyard is Bai Jiao, and because Lu Yuanye is the wife of the mountain god, he also has the right to use it.

Bai Jiao's original form is a white deer, and a white deer is auspicious. It is actually quite normal for a deer with a white deer cub to win the lottery in the field.

Just two days ago, the white deer that Lu Yuanye saw was also Bai Jiao.

Bai Jiao planned to give Lu Yuanye a surprise. On Friday, he turned into a human and waited in the yard, but...

Lu Yuanye turned around and went back to his hometown, and Bai Jiao just waited for two days, but he was sad.

Regarding this, Lu Yuanye coughed and had to explain himself, "What, I didn't think of you." Yes!

It's not his fault!

Who told him to lose his memory at that moment?

Bai Jiao leaned close to Lu Yuanye, hugged him, put his chest against his chest, and said affectionately: "I miss you so much."

"I miss you too." With these words, Lu Yuanye was not guilty at all.

He also missed the affair in the bar all these years.

Wasn't it Bai Jiao who had an affair in the bar? In other words, he, Lu Yuanye, was missing Bai Jiao!

"Can this horn of yours be put away?" Lu Yuanye pinched Bai Jiao's horn, a little worried. The white hair and eyebrows could be explained as albinism, but this horn is hard to explain.

Being pinched by the tip of the antlers, Bai Jiao's whole body trembled, a little unbearable.

"can."

As if by magic, the big horn turned into fluorescent light and disappeared. Lu Yuanye touched Bai Jiao's head, but there was no trace at all, which was quite miraculous.

"Let's go, your son has grown up so much that he has never seen you before, go and let your son meet." Lu Yuanye led Bai Jiao to Lu Bai.

One big and one small are the same as those printed in a mold.

Appearing in a frame at the same time, people who don't know think that this is a special effect made by someone, so that a person's childhood and adulthood meet.

When Lu Bai saw Bai Jiao for the first time, he felt very close. He wanted to ask him many questions, but...

The deer field does not allow.

Lu Yuanye is very fierce, how can he still have time to talk before finishing his homework?

When Lu Bai finished his homework, Lu Yuanye drove Lu Bai to bed again, "You have to go to school tomorrow, what do you want to do if you don't sleep now!"

If Lu Bai dares to be angry but dare not speak out, his father will talk nonsense!

Isn't it the first time he saw his mother and wanted to get close to her and talk more!

All right, don't let him talk, then it's okay to sleep with mother.

Lu Bai made his own request, "Dad, can I sleep with Mom tonight?"

Lu Yuanye said cruelly, "No, Mom wants to sleep with Dad."

Lu Bai rubbed his eyes, a layer of water appeared immediately, he looked at Bai Jiao pitifully: "Mom..."

Bai Jiao looked at the big one, and then at the small one, completely at a loss as to what to do, he was really in a dilemma.

"Ma'am..." Bai Jiao called out pitifully.

"It's time for you to learn to be independent, Xiaolu." Lu Yuanye held Bai Jiao with one arm and put one hand on his hip, looking down at Lu Bai with a condescending expression, "Tell me, Xiaolu, are you still a three-year-old child who needs your parents to sleep with you?" !"

Bullying children, Lu Yuanye is so shameless and proud of it!

With this level of knowledge in the first grade of elementary school, Lu Bai immediately wanted to refute with Lu Yuanye's logic, but the loophole was immediately plugged.

Lu Yuanye added: "Little Lu, you know that father and mother sleep together, and this has nothing to do with adults or children!"

Lu Bai: "Oh!"

This can be said to be very hard, but...

It didn't work at all.

Lu Bai was driven back, and fell asleep bitterly, the child fell asleep, and then...

It's adult time hehehe!

you know~

……

The next morning, Lu Bai sat up from the bed in a daze, as if he had a dream about his mother coming back.

According to the usual habit, Lu Bai prepared breakfast for himself, and after he was full, he suddenly woke up!

its not right!

Xiaolu is not dreaming!

Mom really came back last night!

Lu Bai was carrying his schoolbag, jingling and trying to break into his father's room, but...

The door, which is usually not locked at all, is locked very tightly today.

Lu Bai didn't think much, and knocked on the door loudly, "Dad, Dad! Let me in, let me in! Did mom come back last night!"

A brat would spoil the atmosphere, Lu Yuanye clicked his tongue, put on his pants and went to open the door for Lu Bai.

He was also very stingy and only opened a slit for him.

Lu Bai originally planned to get in as soon as the door was opened, but the crack was too small, and Lu Bai couldn't get in at all!

Lu Bai looked up at his father, "Dad, is mother in there?"

"It's time for you to go to school." Lu Yuanye's body blocked the gap tightly, but he refused to let Lu Bai pass.

What's the matter with this dad?

Are you so ignorant?

Why didn't I find it before?

Lu Bai tried to reason with Lu Yuanye, "Dad, I want Mom to send me to school."

Lu Yuanye was unreasonable, "The school is right next door, so there's no need to send it off."

Lubai looks at Lu Yuanye, Lu Yuanye looks at Lubai, since Dad, you are no longer a man, don't blame me, Xiaolu, for being rude!

Lu Bai tightened his schoolbag, opened his legs slightly, and wanted to lean back without even saying a word!

"Ang..."

Halfway through howling, he was grabbed by Lu Yuanye. Lu Bai tried his best to push his butt on the ground, but he couldn't.

The door was released by Lu Yuanye, revealing Bai Jiao behind him.

Bai Jiao is now wearing Lu Yuanye's clothes, with his long hair hooked behind his ears, looking at the father and son who are about to start a war, he smiles slightly: "I'll send Xiao Lu to school."

"Oye!" Lu Bai cheered, this is Xiao Lu's victory!

But he missed one point.

His house is right next to the school, and it doesn't take a minute to go from the door of the house to the school gate...

"Study hard~" Lu Yuanye waved at Lu Bai.

Lu Bai: ...

I always feel that my father seems to be doing it on purpose.

Bai Jiao imitated Lu Yuanye's appearance, and waved to Lu Bai, "Little Lu should study hard."

After all, deer white is still inherited to the deer field.

This lecherous personality is exactly the same!

The same thing, Lu Yuanye said it on purpose, and Bai Jiao said it...

Lu Bai had a cute face: "Goodbye, Mom."

Well, this son can be given up, Bai Jiao, let's go back and work hard for a second child.

just kidding.

The little one is full, and the big one can't make him hungry.

I exhausted a lot of energy last night, so of course I should eat better in the morning.

To be honest, Lu Yuanye was the one at the bottom last night. After being worked all night, it is reasonable to say that he should have a sore back.

This is a qualified delicate and small subject.

But what's going on?

Not only does his waist not hurt, his back doesn't hurt, he can even run 800 meters with Lu Bai on his shoulders?

So talented?

Lu Yuanye was lost in thought.

Bai Jiao, who is obedient and waiting for food, has deep merits and fame.