rambunctious lover

"Kunikida..."

Luanbu's green eyes narrowed slightly, and the name of his colleague overflowed from the cracks in his lips, like a faint sigh.

"You really want to be our enemy?"

Staring at Kunikida in disorder, seeing his lips pursed and his Adam's apple rolled three times, he was speechless.

The colleague's answer was obvious, and the boulder hanging high above Ranbu's heart finally fell.

boom—

Ranpo has never been a person who likes to talk nonsense, but this time he is willing to make an exception.

His gaze crossed the stubborn Kunikida and fixed on the female singer for a long time.

The woman hiding in the shadows has an overly pale face, but the sadness in her eyes is always vivid.

Luanbu retracted his gaze, and asked loudly:

"You are sure to be able to fight three against one."

"You" is a rather ambiguous appellation.

Kunikida had his own thoughts, he frowned in front of Tori, and said before the other party had time to answer:

"Mr. Ranpo, I don't mean to offend. But your physical strength is not dominant."

Words are sharp arrows that hurt people, piercing through the air and piercing the heart.

Even Yoshiyuki Tomioka, who is not very humane, understood the irony in this sentence.

The man secretly squeezed the Sun Wheel Knife in his hand, ready to rush forward to fight with his life at any time.

"Ha, ha ha ha ha."

At the critical moment, Edogawa Ranpo smiled inappropriately.

He spread his hands as if defeated, and praised:

"That makes sense, Kunikida."

Then, take a step back.

Akutagawa, who was staying by the side, gave him a suspicious look and filled his seat automatically, blocking any possibility of Tori escaping.

At least, that's what it looks like on the surface.

Akutagawa's shoes were crushed on the ground, and he whispered softly:

"Ability—Rashomon."

"! Supernatural ability - Do-it-yourself Yinke."

"Water Breathing..."

When the forces of the three parties were at war, Ranbu obeyed Akutagawa's teachings and escaped from the dangerous area early on.

With a smile on his lips, he watched the battle leisurely, and even wondered whether he should have a cup of milk tea to refresh himself.

Recently, the milk tea business in Japan is really booming, by the way.

Of course there is a reason for the famous detective to be so sure.

Because, just a second before the weapons of the three met, Tori, who had been watching the fire from the other side, suddenly made a move.

I saw her take advantage of Kunikida's unpreparedness and slam the opponent's fragile back of the neck!

Kunikida Doppo's tall body crashed to the ground, and the unbelievable expression froze on his face for eternity.

Oh, the innocent guy made a wrong payment for the second time.

Gee tut.

Luanbu paced forward slowly, and patted Akutagawa and Tomioka who were stunned.

He bowed to the singer:

"Miss Tori, since the guy who got in the way has fainted. Let's have a chat. First of all, could I trouble you to tell me your real name?"

"Naruto girl."

Naruto?The name is quite familiar.

Edogawa, who has a super brain, wandered through his memory for a while, and suddenly realized.

"Oh, you're the person who Wu Can often said 'tell Naruto, I'm going back and chop her up'? The workplace is really hard, right?"

Naruto: "..."

Tomioka & Akutagawa: "..."

Silence invaded the cramped space, and the scene was once awkward.

But the famous detective who caused this situation seemed to be clueless, he shrugged:

"So, when you first came to me as a bodyguard, did you want me to save you?"

Edogawa Ranpo thinks that his character is a little loose.

Even when the case is solved, jokes are mixed with serious reasoning.

Originally, the case was serious enough, if it was serious, it would be suffocating.

Naruo lovingly placed Kunikida who was unconscious, and walked out slowly.

With the sound of tapping high heels, that graceful figure reappeared in front of people.

Seeing this, Akutagawa hurriedly fished Ranbu behind him.

The detective chuckled a few times at this.

"Yes, but it was discovered by that adult later."

Ranpo nodded in understanding.

Gui Wu Tsuji is not miserable, although his IQ is not one-ten-thousandth of his IQ, he is the king of all ghosts, and he still has basic insight.

"Miss Naruto, I have a question."

When the emerald met the deep black, the famous detective took a deep breath:

"If we want to stop Wu Mi from mentally controlling humans all over the world, what can you do? Just kill you, right?"

[kill you directly].

Edogawa Ranpo casually said shocking things like talking about the weather.

He noticed Tomioka in front of him, his back muscles tightened, and he laughed jokingly.

Naruto also smiled, a little admiration climbed into her black eyes like ink.

"How did Mr. Ranpo know?"

The woman blinked playfully.

With this small movement, Ranpo has reason to suspect that Naruto is not asking this question for herself.

It was for the two ignorant men present.

He put his hands in his trouser pockets and raised his neck triumphantly.

他 说:

"It's very simple. You have left clues in your subconscious. The female corpses with their tongues cut out correspond to the nightingales with perfect singing voices. As the saying goes, 'gold always shines'. But what if gold doesn't want to shine?"

Tomioka turned his head, his deep eyes stained with doubt and anger.

"You mean... Kaairu's tongue is her...?"

Luanbu curled his lips and continued:

"What really caught my eye was the blood stains I found on the cloak at first. That...you hinted that I would fight, right? If it's useless to remove you from the reserve team in advance, I can only kill you directly and choose you guy."

Luanbu coughed pretentiously:

"Sorry, I meant 'myself'. But that's not me, it's just me in your consciousness."

Naruto brushed her smooth long black hair, covering half of her face, and raised her lips in a mysterious smile:

"Is it really?"

Hearing the words in a random step, I suddenly feel upset.

He thought to himself, this woman is not only a voice, but even a simple question can confuse people's hearts.

But why is Wu Mi so sure that he will not be affected?

Walking in a panic, he opened his mouth to retort:

"Of course, according to what the detective knows about that guy, he, he..."

The real ghost dancer Tsuji Wucan doesn't care about Ranpo's life and death, but when he decides to hide himself, he framed him for killing someone like a game.

Just like... two years ago.

Looking down at random steps, the hands hidden in the trouser pockets quietly clenched into fists.

"...Stop talking nonsense! Regardless of whether you have something to hide or not, it is a fact that you have hurt human beings. Die, female ghost!"

Yoshiyuki Tomioka's rage came without warning.

But, maybe he had planned to do this a long time ago, wasting time listening to Naruto's mental journey was his last kindness.

He raised the knife, and rushed out like an arrow leaving the string.

Random steps:

"Akutagawa, stop him!"

When Akutagawa heard this, Shi Shiran walked past Luanbu, raised his hand to help him put on his beret, who was half a head shorter than himself, and shouted while taking off from the wall:

"Rashomon!"

Countless black whips stretched from his back to the sky, instantly weaving an impenetrable barrier between Tomioka and Naruto.

"Edogawa Ranpo!"

Yoshiyuki Tomioka's roar was deafening.

Ranbu raised his eyebrows in surprise, Tomioka at this moment is like a stormy sea that has been brewing for a long time, and the calmness of the past is a cracked mask.

Jingle bells—jingle bells—

Just when the two sides were at odds with each other, someone's phone rang.

Ranpo glanced at Akutagawa, who shook his head.

"Hey, Giyuu, your phone is ringing."

Yoshiyuki Tomioka: "..."

Why is it that the famous detective is sure that it is Tomioka's cell phone that rings, not Naruko?

Because cute girls will not use the ringtones that come with the system!

Well, just kidding.It was just to distract Tomioka.

Ranpo signaled Akutagawa to hang out Tomioka with a whip and put the phone in his suit pocket.

pat—

The mobile phone that was still vibrating fell into his hand impartially.

Unsurprisingly, it's a classic flap style.

Then again, the Japanese enthusiasm for flip phones is really enduring, tsk.

Ranbu glanced at the display screen, raised his voice and said to Tomioka who was staring at him:

"It seems that your master is calling."

Tomioka was furious: "Give me back my phone!"

Luanbu narrowed his eyes with a hippie smile: "You can return it to you, you must promise to stop the war first."

Tomioka was unwilling: "...understood."

The detective hooked his lips contentedly, raised his hand, and the phone drew a beautiful parabola in the sky.

Seeing that he caught the phone in trepidation and put it to his ear:

"...Sorry for keeping you waiting, my lord."

Tomioka whispered for a while, then suddenly raised his head and met Shang Ranbu's ecstatic eyes.

He handed the phone forward:

"My lord wants to speak to you."

"With me……?"

Not too unexpected though.

Walking over in three random steps and two steps, Tomioka was about to pick up the phone when Tomioka covered the receiver and said every word seriously:

"Please pay attention to your attitude when talking to the lord."

"I know, I know."

Luan Bu solemnly agreed on the surface, but secretly laughed inwardly.

"Hi, I'm Edogawa Ranpo."

"Ahem, this is the first time I've met Ranpo-san. I'm Yoya Sanyashiki, the protagonist of the Demon Slayer Squad."

The chaotic nasal cavity let out a short chuckle:

"Meeting you for the first time?" He recalled the opening remark with great interest: "Didn't we meet at the bar [hidden] before, Mr. Ubayashiki."

There was silence for a few seconds on the other end of the receiver, with a hearty smile, but there were also a few suppressed coughs.

"Yes, Mr. Ranpo. I'm sorry I made a mistake."

It seems that the grown-up is not in good health.

Luanbu thought endlessly, his tone still respectful:

"Then may I ask, is there anything I can do for you today?"

Edogawa Ranpo—a genius in the reasoning world, using honorifics is a stumbling block visible to the naked eye.

"Hehe, although I only met Ranpo-san once, it feels like an old friend I've known for a long time. Let's just chat normally."

Ubuyashiki chuckled: "To be honest, I recently feel that simple killing is not a way to build a peaceful world. It just so happens that a friend of mine is developing a drug that turns ghosts back into humans..."

The lord paused for a moment, the light breath on the receiver was like his elusive thoughts.

Finally, he announced the idea he had planned for a long time:

"Mr. Ranpo thinks, would the kind Miss Tori be willing to help us with this?"

Ubayashiki deliberately emphasized the word "kindness", and Ranpo understood that this was to put the heavy responsibility of knowing people on his shoulders.

After all, having seen countless criminals, this is not a difficult task for a detective.

He casually glanced at Naruto, and pursed his lips:

"The kind-hearted Ms. Tori is of course willing to help others. But..." He changed the topic: "I am not responsible for convincing your stubborn subordinates."

The other party froze for a moment, then laughed loudly:

"It sounds like Giyuu is causing trouble to Ranpo. In fact, he is simple and enthusiastic."

"Ah."

So innocent that she doesn't even have a dating experience.

A few minutes later, Yoshiyuki Tomioka, who was expressionless, took Narumo with him and was about to leave.

"Wait, what should I say when Kunikida wakes up?"

Naruto's back stiffened, and she trembled slightly and turned around:

"Sorry." She looked down at her white knuckles: "It would be great if I could erase Mr. Kunikida's memory."

"Really?" Luanbu tilted his head, and said in the tone of someone who has experienced it, "I don't think he wants to lose this memory. He seems to like you quite a lot."

"……like?"

The woman murmured this word that haunted countless people, her eyes gradually dimmed.

"But Mr. Ranpo knows, my singing voice can..."

"So what, not everyone who listens to your song will rush out to protect you stupidly, right?"

"..."

Naruto didn't answer, she didn't know how to answer.

"Mr. Ranpo, I actually want to see the sun once in a while."

Leaving behind this nonsensical words, Naruto left immediately.

As if the warm summer wind came belatedly to this dark alley, the woman's pure white skirt danced lightly, and her slender figure seemed to be relentless.

But is it really so?

Luanbu witnessed a pool of water stains on the ground slowly evaporating in the air.

His eyes turned to Kunikida Doppo who was sleeping peacefully in the corner.

The world is a big place, and it's hard to be happy with each other.

Looking at it this way, the relationship experience of his colleague is not too rough.

Ranpo threw the unconscious Kunikida to Akutagawa, shook his hands and left.

He didn't want to deal with the sober rage of his colleagues.

Yes, Edogawa Ranpo is such a cunning guy.

He hailed a taxi, and at the gate of the community, he ran into Guiwu Tsuji Wuchan who had come out to throw garbage.

Today is the day to recycle combustibles.

Speaking of which, shells are also combustible, but should they be thrown in kitchen waste or combustible?

Ranbu, who lacks common sense in life, has never figured out this problem.

In life, there are so many clear boundaries.

He smiled and greeted him.

"Are you back?" Wu Mi asked softly.

"Hmm."

On the way home after the two threw out the trash, Luanbu kept looking up at the sky.

Through the thick clouds, it seems to be able to glimpse the afterglow of the setting sun.

With his hands behind his back, he hopped up and down like a rabbit, and said:

"Hey, Wu Mi. It seems that most of the days after I met you are cloudy!"

"Yeah." Ghost Mai Tsuji responded in a low voice: "Then, what do you want to say?"

There was a stone lying in front of him, and he stepped on it with his eyes closed.

"oops."

Of course the expected pain did not come, and he was pulled into his arms by Wu Mi.

"It's so big, can't you even look at the road?"

A fleeting cold light flashed before Luanbu's eyes, he smiled and pretended not to see it.

"Yes, it's not the first day you know me. Ah, I just wanted to say, in fact, I prefer sunny days."

"..."

The detective had been scrutinizing his lover so unobtrusively that he could not miss the anger that suddenly appeared and then disappeared in his eyes.

Again, he pretended not to see.

Gada—

There was a crisp sound when the key was inserted into the hole.

Luan Bu quickly passed Wu Mi, and ran barefoot into the entrance.

Gada—

The door closed behind him, locked.

Footsteps approached.

"How many times have I been told, don't go barefoot."

Ranbu's nose wrinkled, and he closed his eyes nervously.

Flutter—

The sharp knife cuts the flesh.

A sharper than expected pain came from the back, and the hot blood bloomed a flower on the floor.

Luanbu sensed that his strength was slowly flowing away like fine sand in an hourglass, and he fell into Wuyou's arms and looked up.

The plum red vertical pupils of this man are the eyes of demons that lead people to fall.

Wu Mi's hand lovingly caressed Ranbu's cheek, and leaned over to offer a kiss with icy lips.

He whispered into the detective's ear:

"Really? Do you like sunny days? But I like you better."

Hearing the confession, Edogawa Ranpo smiled weakly, and when he closed his eyes unwillingly, his vague memory was suddenly awakened.

Oh, he remembered.

In the world of killing intent, the real Wu Mi said a word after helping him kill the fake Luanbu.

他 说:

[You're jealous, right, Ranpo? ]

The author has something to say: Plot problem: Why is it useless for Ranpo to say that directly killing Naruto?

The plot line of "office romance, let's go up" is about to start.

cp is unswerving Wumi X random steps~

Well, in fact, I am a little stuck, I hope I can continue to update ww tomorrow

感谢在2020-06-2622:35:31~2020-06-2716:45:49期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel who cast the rocket launcher: 1 white ink;

Thanks to the little angel who threw the mine: 6 white ink;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!