tiger out high meow

The South China tiger still melts a small part of its inner alchemy into water every day for meow to drink. The effect can not only prolong the life of animals, but also make them immortal and transform into human form after drinking a certain amount.How many arduous processes are saved in the middle, just imagine, who would be willing to share the inner alchemy that he has cultivated through untold hardships with others?

For Miaomiao, the South China Tiger is an invisible cheat and does not require money, but some Miaomiao are so ignorant of good and evil, even if they don’t understand the South China Tiger’s love and don’t understand the South China Tiger’s good intentions, every time they drink this’ When people are full of power, Miaomiao wants to escape. It's not that it doesn't want power, but it always makes it feel very sleepy after drinking it.

But Miaomiao is just a meow after all, how could it beat the tall and big South China tiger? It was clamped under the armpit fiercely by the South China tiger, and quickly poured the inner alchemy water into its mouth, and Miaomiao struggled with all four claws. Meow meow yelled, but he was still no match for his papa's Kong Wuzhi after all.

After drinking the inner alchemy water, Miaomiao broke away from the confinement of her papa, stood on the floor, arched her body, and yelled at the South China tiger: "The mud is waiting for the nest! When the nest grows up, the nest will never be let go." Too muddy!!"

Facing Miaomiao's 'intimidation', South China Tiger showed on the surface a fatherly expression of "I'm so scared, don't do this~ I'm doing it for your own good, why don't you understand?" He picked out his ears, blew on the cracks between his nails, and looked indifferent.

As an ancient mythical beast, the South China tiger has inherited some of the 'bad habits' of human beings after it transformed into a human being, that is - cheap hands.

And it's kind of cheap.おChopsticks Talk Forum

For this 'bad habit', the South China Tiger is still heartbroken, covering his face and pretending to be deep, expressing that he does not want to speak.

South China Tiger has been crazy about online shopping for a while, and started to buy, buy, buy, and couldn't stop!I bought everything that was useful and useless, and even bought a tiger skin cushion in a panic. It was frantic, but it was later identified by the South China Tiger as a "master", otherwise the taste would not be so good.

Later, the South China Tiger was also addicted to a series of social tools such as Koukou WeChat and Weibo, especially WeChat, and liked to read some "poisonous chicken soup", such as "Men Watch Silence, Women Watch Tears", and "Don't Turn" Chinese! ", what "The circle of friends is going crazy!Do you have friends with cats?Turn for them! ! ".

The South China Tiger sneered at the contents, which completely violated the logic of a normal person.So South China Tiger complained about these articles from head to toe to the extreme, but still clicked forward.

South China Tiger: "..." Damn it!Who can tell me how to delete it! ! (╯°Д°)╯︵┴┴

Weibo South China Tiger is still a very serious tiger spirit. His Weibo user name is 'Huyisen'. He specializes in popularizing pet knowledge on the Internet and reposting public service advertisements about protecting the environment and animals. The cute photos of Miao Miao are posted on the blog, and the Internet is booming, and the number of fans is also increasing day by day. The girls shouted on his Weibo: "So cute!! So cute!! Dark The eyes seem to be emitting the light of 'I want dried fish'!!"

Of course, there are also some passers-by who are more negative: "Hmph! You are so kind to a pet! I don't know if you are so filial to your parents in real life! Have you thought about everything for your parents so well!"

The South China tiger really made a big mistake, immediately put on a dozen vests and killed the other party without leaving any armor. This kind of moral kidnapping is the most annoying! !How people live and what they do is none of your business!I'm in your way!Besides, when I respected my parents, I didn’t even know if there was your ancestor! !There are also some loyal fans of Miaomiao who are even more powerful, and they tear each other up without any rudeness, so that they never dare to come up again.

For this result, the South China Tiger is quite satisfied.

Miao Miao drank the 'energy water' and became a little sleepy, laying on the floor basking in the sun and yawning again and again, no, the South China Tiger's 'hands-on-hand' disease has fallen again.When Miaomiao opened her mouth to yawn again, she finally couldn't bear it anymore and put her finger into Miaomiao's mouth.

In the end, Miaomiao spat out his papa's hand with a look of disgust, and shouted: "What smell! It smells so bad!"

South China Tiger: "..."

The South China tiger's glass heart was shattered by this sentence, and it put it on the tip of its nose to smell it, but it didn't smell anything. The South China tiger thought that its big size today should be washing Get it... No, I don't have a tuba today, so how can I have a taste? ? ?

Young birthday! !His stepson dislikes his elderly father at a young age? ? ?

The South China tiger seemed to be on the hook, and ran to the kitchen to get a small dried fish without giving up. When Miaomiao yawned again, he stuffed it into its mouth suddenly, and quickly Take it out and hide it behind your back.

Miaomiao is like a "junkie" who smells the smoke, and immediately opens his eyes, his eyes are piercing, and he stands upright without any sleepiness, his dark round eyes are all shooting at the South China tiger' Wo Wen It's time to go to the taste nest of jerky fish~'

South China Tiger: "..." Who said just now that he wants to look good to me when he grows up? ?Is it really okay to wag your tail like this and ask your grown-up opponent to be cute? ?

"Then what do you think my hands smell like?" South China Tiger asked.

Miaomiao thought that his papa was testing it, tilted his head and thought about it, and said seriously in the tone of "I think the nest is an idiot, I'm smart": "The taste of small dried fish, papa."

……

The weather is getting hotter and hotter. Although the rainy weather continues, the wet days have passed, and it is already the end of April in the lunar calendar in a blink of an eye. In this kind of weather, just taking a few more breaths of air will make you sweat profusely.Sitting in the office, the South China tiger doesn't want to come out, and it's okay to transform into a beast at home. He just doesn't understand why the human body is so afraid of heat.

Occasionally there will be a few days when it rains—it seems that there is more rain this year, even if it is not necessarily cooler, but the heat on the ground evaporates into the air, this time it is not only hot, but also stuffy No way.

This kind of weather makes people feel bad, meow is even more outrageous, it is almost impossible to wake up, 24 hours a day, 20 hours of sleep, even when waking up, it is lazy and has no energy.The South China tiger thought it was sick at first, but when it was checked, it turned out that it was overthinking. This stupid cat was really just lazy.

This day the South China tiger came home and found that Miaomiao didn't greet him at the door as usual - it was not so much a greeting as a 'check' if he brought back any delicious food, once he found that he didn't bring anything When the delicious food comes back, it will immediately turn around and leave, leaving the back of its butt facing the South China tiger.

But I didn't see Miao Ying today, which is a bit strange. Windows have been installed on the balcony, and the door of the room is also closed, so the possibility of Miao Miao going out is ruled out.The South China Tiger closed the door and continued to look left and right. There was indeed no sign of Meow in the living room.

So he walked into the kitchen, it was okay if he didn't leave, but it would be a disaster if he left. He saw that the lower layer of the refrigerator—that is, the fresh-keeping layer—had been opened, and the orange light was on. You can feel the cool air from so far away. ; Then look down, and you can see Miao Miao lying on her back with her big belly turned upside down, sleeping deeply...

South China Tiger: "..."

This cat! ! !Even if you don't have to pay the electricity bill, you don't have to toss like this! ! !No how did you open this refrigerator door! !Have you become refined too? How come I don’t know? Hey! ! !