tiger out high meow

Sushi is a lion, a lion dedicated to vegetarianism. == At the same time, he is also the boss of this zoo, because he is huge even though he is a vegetarian, and even the breeder wants to give him three points. The other small animals in the zoo look at him with awe and envy. , jumped up the rockery, posed a 'Lion King' pose, let the wind blow his beard.He was like an old man, with a hint of sadness in his eyes, and he sighed earnestly: "How do you understand the pressure of being a leader?"

Coaxing the little animals for a moment, the admiration and awe in their eyes became stronger, and they all made a bow to the tall lion.

Sushi is full of faces: This king is cheating.

This zoo is different from ordinary zoos. All the animals here are kept together, and then trees are planted around to simulate a forest.Visitors can watch the life and habits of these animals outside the enclosure, so that people can have a deeper understanding of these animals.

Although these animals live together, they have never killed each other, and they live in peace as if they were spiritual.Once, the senior executives of the zoo walked with a big belly and bumped, with the Mediterranean Sea on top of his head, holding a toothpick in his mouth with a greasy face, and pointedly said: "Why don't they fight?"

The head of the garden bowed three times step by step, and said in embarrassment after hearing this: "This... I will guard them, but I can't control them..."

The senior executive threw the toothpick angrily, stomped his feet, his stomach trembled several times, and said, "I don't care! I want to watch them fight! You can figure it out!"

At that time, the leader Lion Sushi was courting his Hu Jiao Niang, but Hu Jiao Niang didn't even give him a look.Hu Jiaoniang came to this zoo two years ago, her beauty is like the top-quality tuna on the sushi, making people mouth watering, he shyly thinks when Hu Jiaoniang will be attached to his 'sushi' like tuna , Just thinking about it makes me a little excited~

——This is the original words of Sushi, tuna is the only meat dish he eats.

The breeder didn't come to deliver food to them on time that day, and the sushi was so hungry that it was deflated, lying listlessly on the ground, playing games with the flying butterflies, waving its round and plump paws.At this time, a rabbit ran over and told him about the conversation between the senior management and the principal today.

Sushi is very angry!He slapped his paw on the ground, stirring up thick dust: "It's unreasonable! Fighting and killing all day long! I'm tired of living that kind of life! Besides, are we that barbaric? We've all entered the age of civilization Okay!! Tell me a little bit about the reasoning and name of the text! Your quality is so poor, no wonder you can’t be rated as a civilized city! Crackling crackling crackling..."

"..." The rabbit was puzzled.

"Oh, after talking so much, I'm already hungry, but now I'm still a little thirsty." Sushi yawned, his mouth opened wide, bigger than the rabbit's body, as if he could swallow the rabbit in one gulp.

The rabbit had just heard the lion say that he was hungry, so he stepped back cautiously, but now seeing him open his mouth so wide, he was so frightened that he ran away desperately.When the lion closed his mouth with tears in his eyes, the rabbit was already ten miles away.

"Why are you standing so far away! You are small and talk like an ant, or did you develop a mobile phone for animals??"

rabbit:"……"

Ant:"……"

In the evening, before the breeder came to deliver the food, the lion led all the animals to the northwest direction, and said in a serious manner: "Everyone listen to me: this morning the rabbit told me about the unscrupulous director and the despicable high-level people. The thing, I believe everyone already knows, cut off our food, in order to let us kill each other. But! We are so easy to compromise people... um... animals!!"

"No compromise! No compromise! No compromise!" There were neat cheers from below.

Although this 'tidy' cheers are in the ears of the director and senior management: "＠%#￥&......"

It's like a magic voice.

Sushi said solemnly: "Please follow me, come on, open your mouth wide and take a deep breath..."

After doing it several times in a row, the rabbit couldn't help asking: "Boss, what are we doing?"

Sushi had a deep expression on his face: "Is it so obvious that you can't see it?"

Rabbit: "... what?"

"We are drinking northwest wind. How about it? Is it good? It's the first time to drink it. I'm so full..."

With a sound of "pa--", there was a plum blossom paw print on Sushi's face.

Hu Jiaoniang walked leisurely beside it.

Sushi was surprised that something was wrong, so he hurried over to please him, and fondly touched the mark left by Hu Jiaoniang on his face, and said with a smile: "Jiaoniang~ listen to my explanation..."

"Hahahahahaha~~~~" The executive patted his stomach and let out a laugh that pierced through the sky, several birds were startled flying: "That tiger is so brave, it actually hit that lion!"

The head of the garden nodded and bowed, and said with an apologetic smile: "This lion is always friendly."

"It's alright, alright, the babies are very happy today, let them eat." The executive turned and left with a smile, while the bodyguards wearing sunglasses and wearing black suits hurried over to escort them.

And the head of the garden has not yet reacted to the excitement of the pig-like high-level man claiming to be a baby...

Feelings, are you a baby pig...

The lion finally ate the tuna sushi, but this time he just ate the white rice. The tuna was in his mouth and he was reluctant to eat it, so he ran to find Hu Jiaoniang.

I saw that Hu Jiaoniang was eating a large plate of raw meat, her mouth was covered with blood, and even her originally white teeth were dyed bright red, she looked very ferocious.Sushi was startled, and then heard a broken sound in his heart, and almost dropped his beloved tuna on the ground.

Hu Jiaoniang looked at him coldly, deliberately biting the bone in her mouth with a 'click' sound, Sushi's heart skipped a beat when he heard the sound.But sushi hypnotized himself in a blink of an eye: real males don't care about the way females eat!And eating a lot, biting the bones, shows that this female tiger is very healthy! !Perfect for a companion!In the future they can have a big litter! ! !

Sushi carefully put the tuna into Hu Jiaoniang's plate, and said like offering a treasure: "Jiaoniang, this is tuna, it's delicious, try it quickly."

Hu Jiaoniang didn't even look at it, and said coldly: "It's all drool, take it away."

Sushi didn't mind Hu Jiaoniang's sarcasm at all, instead, he leaned close to him and rubbed his face against Hu Jiaoniang's ear: "It's my own people who still care about so much~ Isn't it just a little saliva, I'm helping you Disinfection. Besides, the meat of this tuna is delicious, and humans love to eat it. If you eat it once, the taste will definitely be remembered for a lifetime!"

Hu Jiaoniang was a little moved by what he said, and Sushi could see it, and even encouraged her while the iron was hot, and Hu Jiaoniang finally "reluctantly" put it in her mouth.

Sushi looked at her expectantly, his eyes were like a girl looking at her senior who had a crush on her for a long time, not to mention exaggerating.

Hu Jiaoniang completely ignored his starry eyes, and said expressionlessly for a long time: "It's so unpalatable."

The sushi turned into petrification in an instant, and the heartbroken glass couldn't be picked up all over the place. This kind of 'heart' hurting emotion has not been adjusted, and Hu Jiaoniang said in a cold voice: "Also, this is salmon. "

Sushi thinks his 'shisheng' is full of malice...

There is a rumor going around on this day: the zoo is going to have a new member.This new member was caught by the staff of the zoo who went up the mountain to set a trap. It took a lot of effort. It is said that it is still a species that is about to become extinct.

Sushi was not interested in this, rubbed his face with his paws, basked in the sun, and fell asleep.