Caring for brother

As an old employee who has worked beside Xu Shengyao for nearly five years, Secretary Yu thinks he knows the leader quite well.Xu Shengyao is wise, diligent, courageous, and visionary. He has reached the top by relying on his family background, but Secretary Yu believes that with his talent, he can create brilliance even if he starts from scratch.

But compared with Xu Shengyao, his younger brother is the most typical type of rich N generation in everyone's stereotypes.Secretary Yu had no contact with Ye Fan before, so he subconsciously felt that the younger brother who made Xu Shengyao leave work and fly over to visit him every month was definitely a little angel that made people worry.It wasn't until I got in touch with him that I realized that the other party was really "worrying" - being able to toss myself into the ICU was enough to worry about.

—But how can someone be so good-looking even when he is sickly?

Since his younger brother returned to China, Xu Shengyao has returned home on time for five days in the last month. You must know that in the last quarter of each year, Xu Shengyao almost lives in the hotel next to the company, but now for his younger brother, regardless of the evening peak traffic jam, he must Get home early for dinner.

Why "early"?

"Diao Diao is still recovering, eating too late is not conducive to his recovery."

"Oh."

Secretary Yu was brought home by Xu Shengyao for dinner again this day.Xu Shengyao has many secretaries, and Yu Zhile is the one he values ​​most, otherwise he would not always bring him by his side.Speaking of being a secretary, Yu Zhile didn't just deal with clerical work. Xu Shengyao intended to train him, and in two years' time he would be transferred to the business department to give him some real power.

Today's progress was fast, and it was not ten o'clock when the two finished their work in the study.When Xu Shengyao went downstairs, Ye Fan was watching the movie "Grand Thief" on the big projector in the living room. This set of discs was ordered by Ye Fan to watch. The star of this TV series is the mixed-race male star An Ruifeng cultivated by Xingui Entertainment. .

Unlike his elder brother Andrew's blue pupils, An Ruifeng's eyes are dark gray, which makes him have a wider range of dramas in Panda Kingdom than his elder brother. Many martial arts dramas and Republic of China dramas can play the leading role. Just make up a few for him National origin will do.

Xu Shengyao can't remember how many years he has had no time or mood to watch a movie. In his memory, only when Diaoyu would call him "scratch" with a childish voice, the two of them once nestled on the sofa and watched it together. Tang mouse and Mickey duck.

Seeing Ye Fan nestled in the sofa, he was concentrating on watching, and he sat down on the other side of the sofa with a heartbeat. Secretary Yu hurriedly found a single sofa and sat down as an accompanying guest.Xu Shengyao looked at the flying eaves and walls on the screen, and listened to the sound of fishing and eating popcorn in his ears. After thinking about it, he called the servants and asked them to use a bowl of fresh sweet corn kernels that had been peeled into individual grains. He dropped the popcorn in Diao Diao's arms.

Ye Fan stared: "What are you doing for me?"

Xu Shengyao said: "Corn is a coarse grain, eating more is good for your health."

"It's not that eating more coarse grains will make you thicker." Ye Fan was full of reluctance, feeling that his brother was too lenient.

Xu Shengyao frowned and criticized where he learned such nonsense.

Ye Fan fell silent, Xu Shengyao saw his aggrieved appearance, and wondered if he was talking too seriously.

When Diao Diao was [-] or [-] years old, I don’t know which “friend” in society learned to swear. Once this kind of oral habit is developed, it is difficult to correct. Xu Shengyao once said that he had no effect many times.But after returning to China this time, Diao Diao worked hard to correct himself, and now he only hears him swearing when playing games.Compared with the kind of mouth obsession that doesn't look like a good child, it's really not a problem to occasionally bring out one or two dirty jokes.

But asking Xu Shengyao to apologize is really challenging the majesty of his Patriarch.He is an elder brother, he can treat Diao Diao in every possible way, but he can never take back what he said.

The two continued to watch the TV series quietly, and the atmosphere was very awkward for a while.

It was Secretary Yu who had good eyesight. In order to alleviate the stiffness between the two of them, he jumped out to open up the topic: "The plot of this movie is really good. I just watched it for a while and I was fascinated. Later, I will ask Lao Wang for a set. Go home and take a look."

Xu Shengyao heard that Secretary Yu was looking for a way for himself, so he answered: "This is An Ruifeng's first film from a TV series to a movie. Although it is a purely commercial film that can't win an award, it wins because of its high box office and good reputation. "

Secretary Yu praised: "The script is wonderful."

"The special effects are good."

"The leading actor is good at acting."

In fact, Xu Shengyao didn't pay attention to watching the TV series at all. After boasting for a while, there was nothing to say. When he raised his eyes, the scene of the male lead fighting with An Ruifeng appeared on the screen. This actor is very capable at first glance."

Ye Fan on the side heard this, and the corn in his arms couldn't care less about being picky, and said very happily: "Xu Shengyao, this is my male god Brother Li, you said before that he is a third-rate actor in a third-rate company, but he is actually an absolute Powerful faction." He spared no effort to lobby, "Really, you must invest in "The Lung Man", this movie will be a big hit."

Xu Shengyao: "...Let's discuss it later."

Secretary Yu, who thinks he is especially good at figuring out the thoughts of leaders and especially flattering, made a mistake this time, and led the topic to the direction the boss least wants to talk about. Xu Shengyao glanced at him indifferently, without any expression, but Secretary Yu was scared to death All clamped.

In order to escape from the predicament, Secretary Yu hurriedly left the sofa, saying "Do you two want to drink water?" while fleeing towards the open kitchen. In fact, there are servants everywhere in this room, so there is no need for him to do it himself.

Xu’s drinking water is not bottled water, but a water purifier installed on the water pipe. You only need to press the button, and the clear water will flow out from the long and thin faucet. It is very convenient, but I don’t know where it is today. Something went wrong, the water from the faucet was not flowing smoothly, and only half a cup dripped out.It is such a simple thing that cannot be more simple, but it has another meaning in Ye Fan's eyes.

Ye Fan has been wandering outside alone for many years, and he has been in contact with a mix of mermaids and dragons. Under his influence, he is particularly good at thinking things in three ways.He is the typical type of person who can be associated with "sexual intercourse" from "white arms". This kind of person was called dirty-minded in the old days, but now it is called a big-brained person.

Ye Fan heard the sound of him receiving the water, turned his head and stared at him for a while, then suddenly asked him: "I just remembered seeing you receiving the water, Secretary Yu, have you gone to the urology department? It's been a month, you You haven’t gone yet, have you? Don’t want to fight one day, then you won’t even have to sell regret medicine.”

Secretary Yu's hands trembled, and most of the water was spilled, embarrassing enough that veins popped out.He is busy with work and often forgets to drink water, and the heating in the company is very hot, which has made him a little angry recently. His urine is yellow and white, and he still feels pain in his lower part when he urinates. When he goes to the toilet, he must control the flow of water. spread out.There was nothing serious about this matter, he didn't take it to heart, and occasionally gnawed a bitter gourd to defeat his anger.How could he have thought that his little male problem would be taken into consideration by Ye Fan. The last time Ye Fan said it was just the two of them, and he left it behind after listening to it. The servants in the room said that this face is really embarrassing.

Ye Fan wanted to continue to persuade, but Xu Shengyao stopped him: "Ye Fan, you are not young, I don't want to see this embarrassing prank again."

"Ah?" Ye Fan was inexplicably scolded, "I'm good..."

"Apologize to Zhile." Xu Shengyao didn't listen to any explanation, "I don't know if Zhile has any health problems, but this kind of topic is not suitable for discussing in public. If you really care about his body, you can use more appropriate Ways to remind him and help him.”

"How else should I help him? When he really dies, I will help him when he urinates?" Ye Fan felt that he was being treated like a donkey for his kindness, "I only reminded him because he is your secretary. Otherwise, why should I care about the size of other people's traffic?"

The two brothers broke up because of this kind of thing, and neither of them was in the mood to continue watching TV.As the fuse of the incident, Secretary Yu is really the most innocent person in history.

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Yu Zhile went back to the guest room, took a warm and hot bath and lay comfortably on the bed.Obviously there was a meeting early the next morning, but he couldn't sleep at all tonight, and his mind was always thinking about the "curse" that the young master had placed on him.He tossed and tossed on the bed until two o'clock in the morning like baking a pie, and when he closed his eyes, there was a horrible scene of chicken flying eggs.It was obviously just the simplest problem of getting angry, but it seemed to Ye Fan that he had some terminal illness.Seeing that the hour hand of the luminous watch on the wall moved by one frame, Yu Zhile, who was exhausted and excited, sat up resignedly, turned on the bedside lamp, untied the string on the pajama pants, and took out his brother's left hand look right.

Although the peeing speed is a bit slow, no matter where he looks at it, it is a good chicken.

And under the good chicken, there is a pair of good eggs that can't see any flaws on the outside.

No, not right.

In the middle of the night, Yu Zhile, who had been sluggish, was startled awake by his own discovery—the two eggs had completely different textures, one was in a normal loose state, but the other was very hard to the touch, as if it had just been dipped in cold water The same tightly huddled, and the other side presents a very sharp contrast.What worried him most was that when he pressed the hard egg a little harder, it was accompanied by a strong stinging sensation, which was very similar to the feeling when he peed too fast.

... Otherwise, take a day off to go to the hospital?

inappropriate.Recently Xu's real estate has made a big move. It plans to acquire a harbor forest in a small country. It is expected to rely on the half-moon-shaped harbor to build a super five-star luxury resort to attract tourists from all over the world.Because the amount of this business is huge and it is a cross-border investment, all the senior executives of the Xu Group have been worrying about it recently.The scenery of this harbor is beautiful, and the cost performance far exceeds those over-developed islands. Xu is not the only one with a vision, and three other multinational developers are bound to win this harbor.The small country to which the harbor belongs does not want to offend anyone, so it simply turned into an internal bidding, and the four groups proposed bidding.Xu Shengyao puts most of his energy into this project every day. As his secretary, Yu Zhile is so busy that he can't even take an hour off, let alone a day.

Forget it, don't scare yourself, maybe he forgot to put the left egg in his underwear after taking a shower, and the egg became hard because of the cold.

As for why it hurts when you pee?

Get angry, get angry.Just drink plenty of hot water.