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Chapter 42
A small hut was built next to the main house, and pots and pans and some chili corn hanging on the eaves could be vaguely seen. It should be the legendary kitchen.Xia Qingyu and Ye Yizhou walked over together. The kitchen was not as dusty as imagined, and the pots and bowls were basically ready for use. The decayed appearance of the yard and the main house was probably deliberately created by the program team to make things difficult for others.
Although the kitchen does not need to be cleaned, it also faces problems.Cooking is divided into two pots, and the pots are placed on a stove made of sand and soil, which is not very common in modern rural areas. How to use firewood to start a fire is a big problem.Looking around, there is a pile of bundled wood in the corner, the diameter is thicker than the thigh of an adult man by visual inspection, and it cannot be used as firewood without splitting.
"I remember you took over the social and local dramas before your debut." The actor preemptively struck.
"Well, you are also in that drama." The corner of Tianhou's mouth pulled a sneering smile, "And you are proficient in all eighteen martial arts, perfectly replacing the image of a bad guy who makes a living by chopping firewood and exchanging food with villagers. I can't help being a useless village woman."
In fact, the real situation about that play is that the two newcomers competed at the same time for supporting roles in a social and local drama with lines.Although it is only a small role, Xia Qingyu, who is obviously not good at physical fitness, has put in unmatched efforts by ordinary people, learning to carry water and chop firewood in a decent way, but in the end, Ye Yizhou, who can only pose, won the role with his gender advantage From now on, Ye Yizhou no longer has human rights with Xia Qingyu.
As for the dark history of Ye Yingdi's lifelong companionship, what everyone knows is not that Ye Yizhou won Xia Qingyu, but that the role played by the actor because he couldn't lift his hands and shoulders could not be picked, and was finally chopped down to only a back, and became a character who didn't even have a name. There is no villager A.
"But your proficiency is obviously higher than mine." Ye Yizhou wiped the cold sweat from his forehead, listening to Xia Qingyu's obvious sarcasm, he always felt that the black history would be liquidated again.
"It's true that you got the final reward." Xia Qingyu looked at Ye Yizhou, who was in a cold sweat, with a sweet smile, and pointed to the pile of firewood in the corner, "Even if it is divided by gender, it probably doesn't matter if men do some physical work." question."
In desperation, he picked a few logs that looked easy to bully, walked to the stone pier in the yard and sat down, Ye Yizhou, who could only complain in his heart, was very unconvinced.It is said that women are narrow-minded, and she didn't think about it. If it wasn't because she missed that role, how could Xia Qingyu be picked up by Qiao Munian who happened to pass by the audition scene? The TV newcomer who hasn't watched it a few times has transformed into the queen heroine of director Qiao Da.
Unlike himself, Ye Yizhou sighed silently when he played the character who originally had lines into a passerby.Resigned to his fate, he picked up a small piece of wood and suddenly found that there was no axe.
After walking around the yard for a long time, not to mention an axe, I didn't even find a sharp tool.It's not that I don't want to chop wood, it's fate, and Ye Yizhou, who was overjoyed, returned to the kitchen and reported to Xia Qingyu with regret on his face, that a good woman can't cook without rice.
"The fire is ready and you tell me that there is no firewood?" Xia Qingyu used the tongs to send dry straw into the stove, maintaining a fire that was only short of firewood for cooking.
Blowing forcefully into the stove, I found the tongs and pushed away the warm and incompletely burned firewood remaining in the stove to let the air in, and sent the straw lit with a lighter in batches, and the flame gradually burned the remaining wood in the stove. Infect.
Everything was as familiar as if it had been rehearsed. After a few years, Xia Qingyu did not forget the skills she had practiced back then.Ye Yizhou next to him was also taken aback by the uninterrupted movement, and a trace of admiration was sprouting in his heart.
"How do I know, I haven't found an ax after searching all over." Ye Yizhou's grievances were mixed, and he turned to ask the photographer who had been following him, "Could it be that we have to make an ax ourselves?"
Looking at the time displayed on the camera, 12:30 is the time the working group agreed to eat.The photographer kindly gave the first reminder of the scene, pointed to the small note that should have been pasted on the firewood pile but was taken to the horizon by Ye Yizhou, and mouthed to the two people in the kitchen, "I'm going to eat .”
The photographer who was in charge of taking pictures of Xia Qingyu also smiled back apologetically. The two photographers put away their tools and walked out of the yard with their shoulders crossed.
"Why do they have food? Didn't they say that the fans at the foot of the mountain caused trouble and blocked the road, let's wait for the program crew to drive up to pick them up after filming tomorrow." What's going on, Ye Yizhou looked at Xia Qingyu in a daze.Why should a cameraman as a staff member have food to eat, but a dignified host himself has to starve with the guests.
"Guess." Xia Qingyu gave the interrogator a really silly and naive expression.
What the hell is the program group? It's a scam gang headed by Xia Lanshan, okay?As for why the photographer suddenly left with an excuse, it is probably to let the artists get rid of the shackles of the camera and liberate their nature more naturally?
"Can I swear when the camera is gone?" Ye Yizhou felt like he had made a mistake.After acting all his life, he was actually deceived by an extra with no acting skills.
When the crowd first gathered in the yard, a staff member with scars all over his face appeared out of breath, saying that fans from various houses down the mountain were fighting, and for everyone's safety, it would be better to stay on the mountain until the program group's emergency treatment is over.Thanks to myself, I also comforted the liar with the exaggerated injury on his face. Now that I think about it, that guy obviously arrived earlier than everyone else. Otherwise, why did he come out from the back of the yard instead of appearing from the mountain road? Ye Yizhou felt that he was really too young too simple.
So it sounds good that I came to be a temporary host, but in fact, I was tricked by Xia Lanshan to participate in this broken show where the hairy kid walked around. Seeing the smile on Xia Qingyu's face that already knew everything, Ye Yizhou felt resentful. Do you dare to be simpler and simpler, less routine and more sincere.
"When you come to my house, you have to follow my rules. Big stars, mobilize your pitifully few brain cells, and only when you complete the task can you have food. Otherwise, you will starve for a few days and let the fans see your incompetence." No Paying attention to his partner who fell into self-pity and self-pity, Xia Qingyu picked up the note on the ground where Ye Yizhou had stepped on a few footprints, and said silently, "The forest ranger stays."
"What task did you complete?" Ye Yizhou took the note to see what happened, but found that besides Xia Qingyu's words on the note, there was only a row of extremely arrogant hahahaha, no matter how you looked at it, it was Shi Fei's. authentic.
"Go and see what they find." Xia Qingyu secretly snatched the note back and stuffed it into his pocket, thinking that he would ask Shi Feiha to listen to him when he went back. Except for the hidden camera, he actually concealed so much content.
Everyone who discovered the problem gathered under the willow tree, and Huo Yanchuan, who was supposed to pick vegetables, also returned to the yard, holding a small note in his hand.
"Don't think about sneaking around halfway. I just went to see it. The mountain road was sealed off with scaffolding, the electric grid was hung on it, and the cable car was stopped. I really have to wait for them to pick it up." As soon as I approached, I heard Huo Yanchuan With a loud voice, "The only good thing is that this is not a haunted house, it looks like the house of the forest ranger on the mountain."
"Playing so big, they are not afraid of revenge." Lan Jingling is probably the person who has the most capital to take revenge, "I found this in the mattress when I was making the bed, and I knew that the program team would not be so kind and let us spend two days in peace." Day off."
The note that Lan Jingling brought was similar to the one in Xia Qingyu's hand, except that the word Ha in the last row was changed to Ga, and I don't know whose evil intention it was.
"My side is similar. I wanted to pick vegetables and found that the vegetable field was surrounded by electric grids. There was a wooden entrance but it was locked. Fortunately, I wandered around wisely and found something wrong. Otherwise, I would not die if I stepped down. Half disabled." Huo Yanchuan touched his chest with lingering fear.
"There are mattresses but no quilts, there are vegetable fields but they can't get in, and the well water shaft that is the only water source is also locked. What are you missing?" Fu Cenli summed it up calmly.
"You can make a fire, but there is no firewood, and the ax can't be found." Ye Yizhou quickly stated his position, "Don't look at me, I don't know anything, and I have nothing to eat after going to dinner with the photographer."
"Axe?" Huo Yanchuan frowned, "I saw one next to the vegetable field just now, thought it was useless, so I threw the other into it."
It was really cheap, and everyone nodded helplessly.
"What's the mission?" Xia Qingyu returned to the point.
The contents of the three pieces of paper that the three people got were almost the same, except for the different modal particle Ha Ga Hum, they couldn't see the point at all.Gather the three pieces of paper together, and there seems to be a pattern of some kind of animal drawn on the back, but one piece is missing, the most critical head is missing, and it can only be judged that it is an animal walking on four legs.
"Is there anything else we haven't been to? I just went to the chicken pen and bullpen, so there's nothing wrong with it." Huo Yanchuan rubbed his head and thought.
"You know how to escape from the ground, and you have been to so many places in less than half an hour." Lan Jingling complained about everyone's doubts.
"I just want to see where is the best place to be lazy." Huo Yanchuan said innocently, "If the vegetable field is locked, you will definitely ask me to do other things, so I just want to go somewhere to squat for a while and show my face later."
"The pigsty is the best for you." Lan Jingling was annoyed, and it was no one to talk about being lazy in such a serious way.
"I went to see it too, and there wasn't even food in it, the pigs were so hungry they were squawking." Huo Yanchuan touched the tip of his nose in embarrassment.
"So..." Suddenly a flash of inspiration flashed, Xia Qingyu and Lan Jingling spoke at the same time.
Looking at each other, Xia Qingyu turned her head in disgust, why does this guy always have such a good fit with her.
"If hum is an onomatopoeia, does it refer to the pigsty, and the mission is inside the pigsty?" Lan Jingling didn't mind, and continued, "Or, the mission is to feed the pigs?"
"Then Ga means ducks, or digging out duck eggs, so what is ha?" Ye Yizhou agreed.
"Don't think about it, the pigsty, the cowshed, the stables and the chicken and duck coops are all locked. We must find the keys first." Huo Yanchuan added.
"The key..." Fu Cenli frowned and recalled, always feeling that something flashed his eyes when he came, "What is that thing on the tree?"
Everyone looked up in the direction of Fu Cenli's finger, and a small metal swayed from side to side brightly in the sunlight.No wonder I always feel that the willow tree is taller than ordinary people. It is clearly a big pagoda tree with willow sticks inserted to confuse the public. In fact, it is to cover up the keys hanging on the tree branch.
"Who can climb a tree?" A big problem in the world is in front of everyone.
"Cat?" This is probably the purpose of the program group's request to bring pets. Xia Qingyu guessed that anyway, neither of her two dogs have this skill under normal circumstances.As for special circumstances, the Gousheng who was chased all over the street by the berserk Ricun would choose to climb a tree in a hurry when he was desperate.
"My cat can only look in the mirror." Huo Yanchuan declared first, "Master Fu's cat must have special skills."
"Shakespeare prefers to read books." Fu Cenli cleverly used the name stalk and declined the challenge.
"Ding Dong is a model cat, not suitable for sports." Lan Jingling smiled sweetly, and turned to Tong Yan, who had been silent from the beginning and tried to reduce the sense of existence, implying, "The cat written by Tong should not only copy others skills, there will always be something out of the ordinary.”
"Lazy..." Tong Yan pursed his lips, "Should be able to climb trees."
As he said that, Tong Yan walked towards Lanlan, squatted on the ground and smoothed his fur. He didn't know what he murmured. He hugged the cat and put it under the tree, and patted the trunk to encourage Lanlan to climb up.
Although the kitchen does not need to be cleaned, it also faces problems.Cooking is divided into two pots, and the pots are placed on a stove made of sand and soil, which is not very common in modern rural areas. How to use firewood to start a fire is a big problem.Looking around, there is a pile of bundled wood in the corner, the diameter is thicker than the thigh of an adult man by visual inspection, and it cannot be used as firewood without splitting.
"I remember you took over the social and local dramas before your debut." The actor preemptively struck.
"Well, you are also in that drama." The corner of Tianhou's mouth pulled a sneering smile, "And you are proficient in all eighteen martial arts, perfectly replacing the image of a bad guy who makes a living by chopping firewood and exchanging food with villagers. I can't help being a useless village woman."
In fact, the real situation about that play is that the two newcomers competed at the same time for supporting roles in a social and local drama with lines.Although it is only a small role, Xia Qingyu, who is obviously not good at physical fitness, has put in unmatched efforts by ordinary people, learning to carry water and chop firewood in a decent way, but in the end, Ye Yizhou, who can only pose, won the role with his gender advantage From now on, Ye Yizhou no longer has human rights with Xia Qingyu.
As for the dark history of Ye Yingdi's lifelong companionship, what everyone knows is not that Ye Yizhou won Xia Qingyu, but that the role played by the actor because he couldn't lift his hands and shoulders could not be picked, and was finally chopped down to only a back, and became a character who didn't even have a name. There is no villager A.
"But your proficiency is obviously higher than mine." Ye Yizhou wiped the cold sweat from his forehead, listening to Xia Qingyu's obvious sarcasm, he always felt that the black history would be liquidated again.
"It's true that you got the final reward." Xia Qingyu looked at Ye Yizhou, who was in a cold sweat, with a sweet smile, and pointed to the pile of firewood in the corner, "Even if it is divided by gender, it probably doesn't matter if men do some physical work." question."
In desperation, he picked a few logs that looked easy to bully, walked to the stone pier in the yard and sat down, Ye Yizhou, who could only complain in his heart, was very unconvinced.It is said that women are narrow-minded, and she didn't think about it. If it wasn't because she missed that role, how could Xia Qingyu be picked up by Qiao Munian who happened to pass by the audition scene? The TV newcomer who hasn't watched it a few times has transformed into the queen heroine of director Qiao Da.
Unlike himself, Ye Yizhou sighed silently when he played the character who originally had lines into a passerby.Resigned to his fate, he picked up a small piece of wood and suddenly found that there was no axe.
After walking around the yard for a long time, not to mention an axe, I didn't even find a sharp tool.It's not that I don't want to chop wood, it's fate, and Ye Yizhou, who was overjoyed, returned to the kitchen and reported to Xia Qingyu with regret on his face, that a good woman can't cook without rice.
"The fire is ready and you tell me that there is no firewood?" Xia Qingyu used the tongs to send dry straw into the stove, maintaining a fire that was only short of firewood for cooking.
Blowing forcefully into the stove, I found the tongs and pushed away the warm and incompletely burned firewood remaining in the stove to let the air in, and sent the straw lit with a lighter in batches, and the flame gradually burned the remaining wood in the stove. Infect.
Everything was as familiar as if it had been rehearsed. After a few years, Xia Qingyu did not forget the skills she had practiced back then.Ye Yizhou next to him was also taken aback by the uninterrupted movement, and a trace of admiration was sprouting in his heart.
"How do I know, I haven't found an ax after searching all over." Ye Yizhou's grievances were mixed, and he turned to ask the photographer who had been following him, "Could it be that we have to make an ax ourselves?"
Looking at the time displayed on the camera, 12:30 is the time the working group agreed to eat.The photographer kindly gave the first reminder of the scene, pointed to the small note that should have been pasted on the firewood pile but was taken to the horizon by Ye Yizhou, and mouthed to the two people in the kitchen, "I'm going to eat .”
The photographer who was in charge of taking pictures of Xia Qingyu also smiled back apologetically. The two photographers put away their tools and walked out of the yard with their shoulders crossed.
"Why do they have food? Didn't they say that the fans at the foot of the mountain caused trouble and blocked the road, let's wait for the program crew to drive up to pick them up after filming tomorrow." What's going on, Ye Yizhou looked at Xia Qingyu in a daze.Why should a cameraman as a staff member have food to eat, but a dignified host himself has to starve with the guests.
"Guess." Xia Qingyu gave the interrogator a really silly and naive expression.
What the hell is the program group? It's a scam gang headed by Xia Lanshan, okay?As for why the photographer suddenly left with an excuse, it is probably to let the artists get rid of the shackles of the camera and liberate their nature more naturally?
"Can I swear when the camera is gone?" Ye Yizhou felt like he had made a mistake.After acting all his life, he was actually deceived by an extra with no acting skills.
When the crowd first gathered in the yard, a staff member with scars all over his face appeared out of breath, saying that fans from various houses down the mountain were fighting, and for everyone's safety, it would be better to stay on the mountain until the program group's emergency treatment is over.Thanks to myself, I also comforted the liar with the exaggerated injury on his face. Now that I think about it, that guy obviously arrived earlier than everyone else. Otherwise, why did he come out from the back of the yard instead of appearing from the mountain road? Ye Yizhou felt that he was really too young too simple.
So it sounds good that I came to be a temporary host, but in fact, I was tricked by Xia Lanshan to participate in this broken show where the hairy kid walked around. Seeing the smile on Xia Qingyu's face that already knew everything, Ye Yizhou felt resentful. Do you dare to be simpler and simpler, less routine and more sincere.
"When you come to my house, you have to follow my rules. Big stars, mobilize your pitifully few brain cells, and only when you complete the task can you have food. Otherwise, you will starve for a few days and let the fans see your incompetence." No Paying attention to his partner who fell into self-pity and self-pity, Xia Qingyu picked up the note on the ground where Ye Yizhou had stepped on a few footprints, and said silently, "The forest ranger stays."
"What task did you complete?" Ye Yizhou took the note to see what happened, but found that besides Xia Qingyu's words on the note, there was only a row of extremely arrogant hahahaha, no matter how you looked at it, it was Shi Fei's. authentic.
"Go and see what they find." Xia Qingyu secretly snatched the note back and stuffed it into his pocket, thinking that he would ask Shi Feiha to listen to him when he went back. Except for the hidden camera, he actually concealed so much content.
Everyone who discovered the problem gathered under the willow tree, and Huo Yanchuan, who was supposed to pick vegetables, also returned to the yard, holding a small note in his hand.
"Don't think about sneaking around halfway. I just went to see it. The mountain road was sealed off with scaffolding, the electric grid was hung on it, and the cable car was stopped. I really have to wait for them to pick it up." As soon as I approached, I heard Huo Yanchuan With a loud voice, "The only good thing is that this is not a haunted house, it looks like the house of the forest ranger on the mountain."
"Playing so big, they are not afraid of revenge." Lan Jingling is probably the person who has the most capital to take revenge, "I found this in the mattress when I was making the bed, and I knew that the program team would not be so kind and let us spend two days in peace." Day off."
The note that Lan Jingling brought was similar to the one in Xia Qingyu's hand, except that the word Ha in the last row was changed to Ga, and I don't know whose evil intention it was.
"My side is similar. I wanted to pick vegetables and found that the vegetable field was surrounded by electric grids. There was a wooden entrance but it was locked. Fortunately, I wandered around wisely and found something wrong. Otherwise, I would not die if I stepped down. Half disabled." Huo Yanchuan touched his chest with lingering fear.
"There are mattresses but no quilts, there are vegetable fields but they can't get in, and the well water shaft that is the only water source is also locked. What are you missing?" Fu Cenli summed it up calmly.
"You can make a fire, but there is no firewood, and the ax can't be found." Ye Yizhou quickly stated his position, "Don't look at me, I don't know anything, and I have nothing to eat after going to dinner with the photographer."
"Axe?" Huo Yanchuan frowned, "I saw one next to the vegetable field just now, thought it was useless, so I threw the other into it."
It was really cheap, and everyone nodded helplessly.
"What's the mission?" Xia Qingyu returned to the point.
The contents of the three pieces of paper that the three people got were almost the same, except for the different modal particle Ha Ga Hum, they couldn't see the point at all.Gather the three pieces of paper together, and there seems to be a pattern of some kind of animal drawn on the back, but one piece is missing, the most critical head is missing, and it can only be judged that it is an animal walking on four legs.
"Is there anything else we haven't been to? I just went to the chicken pen and bullpen, so there's nothing wrong with it." Huo Yanchuan rubbed his head and thought.
"You know how to escape from the ground, and you have been to so many places in less than half an hour." Lan Jingling complained about everyone's doubts.
"I just want to see where is the best place to be lazy." Huo Yanchuan said innocently, "If the vegetable field is locked, you will definitely ask me to do other things, so I just want to go somewhere to squat for a while and show my face later."
"The pigsty is the best for you." Lan Jingling was annoyed, and it was no one to talk about being lazy in such a serious way.
"I went to see it too, and there wasn't even food in it, the pigs were so hungry they were squawking." Huo Yanchuan touched the tip of his nose in embarrassment.
"So..." Suddenly a flash of inspiration flashed, Xia Qingyu and Lan Jingling spoke at the same time.
Looking at each other, Xia Qingyu turned her head in disgust, why does this guy always have such a good fit with her.
"If hum is an onomatopoeia, does it refer to the pigsty, and the mission is inside the pigsty?" Lan Jingling didn't mind, and continued, "Or, the mission is to feed the pigs?"
"Then Ga means ducks, or digging out duck eggs, so what is ha?" Ye Yizhou agreed.
"Don't think about it, the pigsty, the cowshed, the stables and the chicken and duck coops are all locked. We must find the keys first." Huo Yanchuan added.
"The key..." Fu Cenli frowned and recalled, always feeling that something flashed his eyes when he came, "What is that thing on the tree?"
Everyone looked up in the direction of Fu Cenli's finger, and a small metal swayed from side to side brightly in the sunlight.No wonder I always feel that the willow tree is taller than ordinary people. It is clearly a big pagoda tree with willow sticks inserted to confuse the public. In fact, it is to cover up the keys hanging on the tree branch.
"Who can climb a tree?" A big problem in the world is in front of everyone.
"Cat?" This is probably the purpose of the program group's request to bring pets. Xia Qingyu guessed that anyway, neither of her two dogs have this skill under normal circumstances.As for special circumstances, the Gousheng who was chased all over the street by the berserk Ricun would choose to climb a tree in a hurry when he was desperate.
"My cat can only look in the mirror." Huo Yanchuan declared first, "Master Fu's cat must have special skills."
"Shakespeare prefers to read books." Fu Cenli cleverly used the name stalk and declined the challenge.
"Ding Dong is a model cat, not suitable for sports." Lan Jingling smiled sweetly, and turned to Tong Yan, who had been silent from the beginning and tried to reduce the sense of existence, implying, "The cat written by Tong should not only copy others skills, there will always be something out of the ordinary.”
"Lazy..." Tong Yan pursed his lips, "Should be able to climb trees."
As he said that, Tong Yan walked towards Lanlan, squatted on the ground and smoothed his fur. He didn't know what he murmured. He hugged the cat and put it under the tree, and patted the trunk to encourage Lanlan to climb up.
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