Chef's Knife

"I blindfolded him and killed him with my family's kitchen knife; I cut him a thousand times first, and cut more than 600 pieces of bone muscle into thin slices, and made the remaining scraps into meat sauce. His blood was made into tofu. I then disassembled his skeleton, threw a total of [-] bones into a large pot, and stewed it into a soup base with the secret recipe I developed all my life..."

Luo Sheng smiled and described the whole process in detail, so meticulous that he didn't let go of any detail in his mind.

In his memory, he saved Chu Yuanzhong's heart for the last, and licked the sticky blood on it.He swallowed it whole, unable to taste anything.Black smoke overflowed from the corners of his lips, and he covered his mouth desperately, but wisps of smoke still flew out from between his fingers.

He struggled to keep most of the black smoke in his body, and after absorbing the turbid air, he seemed to be seriously ill, his face was pale and his body was drenched in cold sweat.He lay powerlessly on the ground, not caring about his body that was repeatedly damaged to the limit.

This body will go through a catastrophe at the age of 30, which is the only entrance for him to ascend to the heaven.However, because of his attachment to Taotie, he has stayed in the human world for too long.Liu Yisheng's great-grandfather developed a drug for rejuvenation, which can restore the appearance and bones of a person to at least the appearance of a young person after a few months of suspended animation.Every day before the catastrophe comes, he takes medicine and falls into a peaceful sleep underground to avoid the call of the heavens, and successfully escapes several 30-year-olds.

This is the last time, he gave up the chance to leave the mortal world, and lured Tian Jie to the execution ground to prevent the execution.Forcibly falling that storm mixed with hail against the sky has almost exhausted the skills he has accumulated for more than a hundred years.

If you are too obsessed with something or someone, you will become possessed one day.

What he has done so far has ruined his nearly 200 years of penance.But all of that is completely meaningless compared to Taotie.

"Finally, I will bring him to this world feast for the world to share."

Luo Sheng ended this creepy narrative with a summary.

"After tasting my lover, you can feel satisfied."

Speaking of this moment, the expressions of the people in the field have changed from stunned to disgusted and even fearful.All the concubines and courtiers covered their faces and turned blue, and some of them could no longer listen and vomited.

"Hey, don't you want to eat that traitorous minister alive?" Luo Sheng looked at everyone's expressions, and said indifferently when he saw this wonderful farce directed and acted by himself, "Luo wronged himself and made everyone in the world, the people in the world should be grateful Luo is the one."

"I will fulfill your wicked wish at all costs." This is Luo Sheng's promise in Chu Yuanzhong's ear.

Did you see it?Are you satisfied? He turned his head to the side, and Chu Yuanzhong, who had turned into a soul, interlocked his fingers.

The smile on Luo Sheng's face didn't change at all. This should be a very happy day, because this is the funeral he held for him.Chu Yuan Zhongdan's almost transparent body floated lightly in the sky, Luo Sheng raised his head and looked at the beams and pillars of the main hall to meet him, as if they were the real masters of this feast.

look--

I officiated at your funeral in my brightest wedding dress.He lowered his eyes and stroked the dense patterns on the cuffs, meditating, and laughed softly, this is your favorite blood red.Don't worry, everything here will be dyed to your liking soon.

"Your Majesty! What's the matter with you? Your Majesty—"

Emperor Yong Le suddenly spat out a mouthful of black blood, and the pale concubines beside him held him back, screaming in shock.

"You...you are so brave! How dare you harm me..."

Emperor Yong Le pointed at Luo Sheng with difficulty, and at the same time several of his close officials all vomited blood.

"Reporting to Your Majesty, this is probably due to the impurities in the meat. Luo asked boldly, you should know what is going on in your heart, you don't want to dirty your hands to kill Jiang's descendants, just wish It would be better for Chu Ning to die silently in prison. He ordered someone to secretly inject a small amount of poison into his meals in order to consume him to death for years. Who would have thought that Chu Ning's life would be so hard that Hades would not accept it After five years, I still haven't died. After I killed him, the poison remained in every muscle of my body, and I couldn't even try the silver needle... Have you tasted the feeling of reaping the fruit now?"

Luo Sheng's gentle and harmless demeanor did not change when he spoke, but in the eyes of everyone present, he had become an out-and-out lunatic!

Bury him with you all!Ha ha!go to hell!Hahaha--

His excited hands trembled repeatedly, and his fingers touched his waist, but it was a pity that his knife could not be brought to the hall.

to die!to die!to die!to die!

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha--

You all die happily!Go to hell happily!

Luo Sheng smiled and watched the ugly people in the huge hall screaming, vomiting, running around in a panic, and hastily summoned the imperial doctor.He saw Chu Yuanzhong directly above the main hall, frowned and mouthed to him—an idiot, and was wrapped in a cloud of black mist.

"Come on! Take that lunatic down—"

In the chaos, the guards rushed towards the direction where Luo Sheng was standing with their knives in hand.

"Luo... Sheng! Zhenzao, ahem, I should... kill you! How could today be..."

Emperor Yong Le's seven orifices were already bleeding, he held back his breath and refused to close his eyes.

"Children are really rude to elders." Luo Sheng spread his hands and called Emperor Yong Le's name, sighed and said indifferently, "Even if your great-grandfather crawled out of the imperial tomb, you have to be honest. Call me Eldest Brother Huang; when your grandfather yelled at my uncle, your father hadn't been weaned yet... But your grandparents and grandchildren have been virtuous for generations, so people really don't like it."

The Chu Yuanzhong beast in the black mist turned into Taotie and opened its mouth wide, and the souls of those who died of poisonous hair were continuously inhaled into the belly, becoming the nourishment for Taotie to restore the evolutionary entity of the true soul.

——No matter when and where...my back will always be your shield, and my kitchen knife will always open the way for you.

As it was then, so it is today.

"Catch him! Shut the door! Never let that sinner run away—"

That's all the love an idiot can give you.

"No! He, he disappeared!"

The bright red coat fell, revealing the turquoise thin shirt underneath.Luo Sheng's body became transparent and blurred inch by inch, and only a long howl was heard, and the hall, which was originally full of mess, began to vibrate violently.

The green clothes turned into thousands of tiny scales, which clung to his body.I saw a dragon with green scales and a white belly rising from the sky; the head of a horse and the tail of a snake, with four claws and no horns, whistling like thunder, flashed past the astonished people and flew straight out of the hall.

This is what the little girl hiding in her brother's arms looked up at the sky in the hailstorm that day, what flashed through the clouds.

Accompanied by the roar of the dragon, the entire city of Chang'an trembled.Wherever he went, the earth shook and the mountains shook, and the sky fell apart.

"Sister! There is a dragon in the sky—"

The little boy shook the woman's arm and reminded in a childish voice.If you look carefully, you will find that the siblings have an antler on each side of their heads.

"Little fool, that's not a dragon. It's a jiao, or a young dragon." said Chen Pi, a girl with ram's horns who was packing her bags. True dragon."

"Hey... that looks amazing." The boy with antlers scratched his face, staring at the clouds without blinking.

"Hmph, that's a stupid dragon that has been dragging on for more than 100 years and refuses to transform into a dragon." The woman with antlers is Liang Jiang, she squinted her eyes and looked up at the sky, "Commonly known as a big idiot—"

People who are loved by idiots really don't know if it's a blessing or a curse.

……

Following the disappearance of God of Cooking, there is also the Baiwei Building, which is known as the best in the world, and those beautiful girls who look like mural fairies.It is said that the reason why Baiweilou's business has been thriving for more than a hundred years is because the location where the building is built is the belly of the dragon vein in the capital, where young dragons live in dormant growth holes, and the Fengshui is extremely prosperous.There has been a saying among the elders that there is a dragon hidden underground here, but they never thought that Boss Luo was that dragon.

"So it wasn't Fengshui that created Baiweilou, but Boss Luo created a place of Fengshui. Ahem, that Baiweilou rose from the ground and disappeared, but the place is still there... Guess where it is?"

Mr. Sun stopped to take a sip of tea, and he had sold enough, which whetted the appetite of everyone in the building.

"Just say wow, don't bother everyone!"

"That's right, sir, where is it?"

Seeing that the effect was achieved, Mr. Sun straightened his collar slowly, showing the storyteller's signature smile.

"I'm not going to hide it from you, that place - that's where our Ruyue Tea House is now!"

"Hey!" Everyone slapped their thighs after hearing this, only to realize that they had fallen for this trick.

"Mr. Sun, just make it up—" the older waiter teased out of the ordinary, "It's something that the big boss of our employer didn't even make up, and you made it so obvious. It's really a good thing, sir, The two legs of our buddy are not worth your old man's mouth!"

"Hahahahaha-"

"Mr. Sun, does your story make any sense? It's really about ghosts and ghosts..." The handsome man who made a joke was dressed in bright clothes and modern, patted his chest with one hand to pretend to be frightened, and recited a sentence in a tone Bai said, "Scare me too~~~"

I recognized this person as Boss Du, a well-known actor in Tianjin Wei's theater scene. He was known as Du Wuye.

"Fifth Master was joking. In this story, the characters in the dynasty and the era are all fabricated." Mr. Sun waved his hand solemnly, "But the so-called truth is also false and sometimes false is also true. Inaction has its place and there is nothing. This is true and false , it’s enough for you to listen to him for fun..."

After the guests left, I and a few other guys cleaned the fruit peels, melon seeds, peanut shells left by the guests, and suddenly heard a gentle voice when we walked past a table in the corner.

"Xiao Er, pay me some money for tea."

This person is wearing a turquoise wide-sleeved thin shirt, and his long hair is tied into a low ponytail by a headband of the same color. The retro atmosphere seems to have come to the present from a very distant era.When he raised his head, he revealed a plain face, with almond eyes and two small dimples at the corners of his lips, he looked like a gentle and polite young man.

"Guest officer...a total of fifteen liters." I stammered, not knowing why my tongue couldn't be straightened, maybe it was because I always felt something was wrong.

When the man in green took out the money, I noticed that there was a big black Tibetan mastiff-like dog lying on his side, which was half the height of a person just lying down.I don't know if my eyes are blurred or something, but for a moment, I feel that it is not a giant dog, but an ugly monster with long horns, black hair, and a big mouth.

Eh, then again.Aren't cats and dogs not allowed in our teahouse?

"No need to look for it." He handed me the money.

"Hey, sir, go slowly—"

I know it's impolite to stare at people all the time, but I can't control my curiosity to take a few extra glances.I think such a big Tibetan mastiff will definitely be noticed by the owner who smokes dry tobacco at the door when he arrives at the door.

Unexpectedly, when the man in green came to the door, the giant dog suddenly disappeared. Beside him was a slender, fair-skinned, long-haired and handsome man. Interlocking.Although the man had a pretty face, his expression was gloomy and he seemed very thoughtful.Behind the thin-framed Western lenses are a pair of narrow red phoenix eyes. He turned his head and looked around coolly, and gave me a very unkind look.

"What's the matter, is there anything else?" The man in green seemed to notice my gaze when he crossed the threshold, and asked back.

"No, no." Perhaps the things that happened before that were so weird that I lost my previous wit and tact for a while, and replied awkwardly, "You...you go well, come back when you are free."

The man in green smiled and nodded at me, with the big black Tibetan mastiff beside him.

"Hey! Ding Er, why are you in a daze?" After being knocked on the back of the head, he turned his head and saw a boy with a bamboo stick in his hand. He was the youngest son of the boss.He is about the same age as me, and often asks me to play with him in my spare time.

"No, it's nothing." I hesitated, pointed to the table where the man in green had sat and asked him, "The guest sitting there just now, did you see a very strange dog?"

"Ah? Dog? What kind of dog?" He looked puzzled, "Didn't my dad not let dogs into restaurants?"

I asked several other guys one after another, but none of them saw the strange giant dog.

"Okay, okay, don't worry about the dog—" He put his arm around my neck, pulled me away, and blew into my ear, "School is on holiday today, let's come to the house to play Is the game you didn't finish last time good?"

"...Master." I was itchy from his blowing, I didn't know what to say, "Last time..."

"Didn't it feel good last time? Don't you want to do it again?"

Well... I think, I answer honestly in my heart.

So I forgot all about the man in green and the dog, happily closed the door and rolled on the bed with the young master to play games...

(End of the article)

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