The world is very dissatisfied with me

Chapter No.16

"I remember the last time I saw you, you were wearing a white robe, why did you go to the bottom of the sea, and it turned black." Yu Lin stood in front of the bronze mirror, looking at the figure behind him in the mirror.

"Black, domineering!" The big devil kept flipping through the book in his hand without raising his eyes.

Yu Lin laughed dumbly, he found that compared with Chang Su, the big devil always spoke with a kind of black humor in it, but it is undeniable that such a big devil is more attractive.

"Everyone who is domineering wears black, so those who wear white are all unarmed people like us?" Yu Lin carefully looked at the blurred figure in the bronze mirror, outlining a handsome face that was indistinguishable between male and female. I silently spurned myself in my heart, little boy!He even slapped himself on the face, and as a result, the figure in the mirror looked at him with grievances and watery eyes.

"Why are you fanning yourself?" The big devil finally put down the book in his hand.

"Be sober, don't let yourself be seduced by the goblin in the mirror." As she said, she turned her head and raised an eyebrow at him.The implication is unabashed boastfulness.

"You look at me like this, do I have to be hard, what do you mean?"

"Shameless!"

"The instigator is you!"

"Damn it, your idea is the same as that of many straight men nowadays, thinking that wearing shorts on the street is just to get fucked, and you are talking about people like you." Yu Lin looked like a good young man with a straight root , Seriously teaching the backward and decadent feudal remnants.

"Straight male cancer? What do you mean?" The big devil became interested when he heard a new word.

Yu Lin rolled his eyes, turned around and sat next to the big demon king's lap, and said earnestly, "Cancer is not good for straight men, it's a disease, and if you get it, you won't be able to marry a wife."

"Can't marry a wife?"

"Yes, and, I found out that you have a bit of straight male cancer, early symptoms, you should treat it as soon as possible!"

"If you can't get married, grab one." The Great Demon King said it as a matter of course!

Yu Lin was at a loss for words, how could he use the thinking of a normal person to measure the Great Demon King?He is not a human, but Kunpeng, if he takes a fancy to it, it is like taking him away, grab it!

No, wait a minute, I seem to have snatched it.

"I seem to be you, who snatched it."

"Well, so I don't need to find a wife." The big devil said very seriously.

Yu Lin's heart skipped a beat, no, the plot didn't develop like this.He and the big devil, shouldn't there be a show, he was snatched, and he was willing in every possible way. The big devil took a small leather whip and whipped him from behind, and then began a period of bitter life like a small cabbage.

But the big demon king looks like this, I snatched you, you are my daughter-in-law, although you are reluctant in every possible way, but you can only admit it, I will treat you well, I live in the sea, you have to go to the sea, I There are fish to eat, and you also have fish to eat.

"Well, Great Demon King, your parents never taught you to chase girls."

"I have no parents."

Well, the Great Demon King has repeatedly emphasized the nobility of his bloodline.

"Let me tell you, it's not good for you to be like this. You have to like little girls, you know? Only girls can give you monkeys."

"I am a Kunpeng, why did I give birth to monkeys?"

"I'm just a metaphor, I can't give birth, you know?"

"Then I won't chase girls, I just snatch you."

"I'll teach you!" Yu Lin looked like he had experienced many battles. Although he had never chased a girl, he had chased a man, and even chased them all over the city.

"You're very experienced, eh?"

"That's it, I think back then, my young master, it was a blade of grass in the capital that couldn't be blown down by strong winds."

The Great Demon King smiled, his expression became dangerous, and he slowly got up and approached, "Let's listen."

As soon as he talked about the days when he was unrestrained and unrestrained and the weeds were overgrown, Yu Lin became energetic, "Let me tell you, the young master claimed that the golden gun never fell."

"Oh, so powerful, let me tell you about your achievements!" The big devil gradually approached him, stretched out one hand, and slowly approached.

Yu Lin didn't realize it, and said to himself, "Back when I was studying for MBA, I greeted a junior from elementary school. He was very arrogant, like a little wild leopard. I worked hard for a month, and I got it!"

"Oh, what else?"

"Also, my most difficult relationship was my first love. I chased him for seven years, from high school to college. I used all the tricks. He is an orphan. I play the role of father and mother at the same time. After seven years of chasing, I finally caught up."

While Yu Lin was still complacent, the big demon king's hand slowly reached into his clothes, pinching his vitals, smiling softly and harmlessly, "There is more, let's talk about it."

Yu Lin felt something was wrong, and laughed dryly, "No, that's all, can you take your hand off, you've got the rest of my life in your hands."

"Your, where is the junior with you?" The big devil gradually exerted force, and Yu Lin's heart tightened accordingly.

"We broke up. He just wanted me to help him with his project. He made an appointment with me for a month. After finishing the project, we broke up immediately." The strength disappeared.

"Then what about your first love of seven years?" Yu Lin's face turned pale when he was pinched again.

"It's broken too, he thinks I've cheated him. Let go."

The big devil stared at him fixedly, the strength in his hands remained undiminished, "You are very dishonest."

"I promise, I will be very honest in the future."

The Great Demon King smiled, satisfied with the answer, and happily gave away his hand, "It's up."

Yu Lin's little Yu Lin was pinched and held by the big devil, and he got up tremblingly. The big devil looked at him jokingly, "Want to help?"

"No need." Yu Lin looked at the hopeless little Yulin, Comrade Xiao Yulin, you have exposed your "bad roots".

As the night falls and the lights come on, this small seaside town is like a pearl covered by a light veil. At night, it shines brightly. There are bright pearls hanging on the door of every house, which is not like the flickering lights, which are always dazzling. light up.

"Thank you two sons for your kindness, for coming to Xie's dinner party." The dinner party was set in the backyard, which was not in the same yard as Yu Lin's residence.Member Xie saw the two coming over and smiled.

"Thank you, Yuanwai, for your invitation. My brothers are here for the first time. Thank you, Yuanwai, for your kindness. We cannot refuse." Yu Lin thought with a smile on his face.

"There will be a jewelry auction tonight, the two young masters must stay for a while longer."

"With such a wonderful program, we also opened our eyes."

"Okay, please sit down, gentlemen."

The dinner party is also very simple, with a variety of small games, which can not only mobilize everyone's enthusiasm, but also allow talented people to show off their demeanor.To be precise, this should be regarded as a poetry meeting, a typical meeting of friends through songs and spreading prosperity through poetry.

When he arrived at Yu Lin, he smiled and handed it over to the next one. He would memorize a lot of poems and songs, but none of them were written by himself. He couldn't do it for the first time, which is tantamount to plagiarism.

In the time-travel drama, the poems of the ancients or modern people are memorized at every turn, and they come out on top.As far as Li Bai's poems are concerned, when he even read them, he only dared to linger in his throat and did not read them aloud. As for the actions of those time travelers who recited Li Bai's poems in a large audience and won unanimous applause, he was very depressed. Lin disagrees.

When the wine was hot, there was a commotion outside. Member Xie sent someone out to check, and soon someone came to report, "My lord, there is a vision in the sky."

All the people in the room came out, and saw a large piece of glow at the end of the sea, where it connected to the sky, unlike the afterglow of the setting sun, there was still a golden glow in that glow.Like a moving cloud, it moves into the deep sea.

"We have to go." The Great Demon King glanced solemnly, turned slightly, and whispered in Yu Lin's ear.

"What's the matter, why do you want to leave suddenly?"

"That piece of light is from the sky."

Yu Lin was shocked, "So fast?"

"We have to go back to the sea, otherwise these people will suffer if there is a fight."

Yu Lin hurriedly said goodbye to Yuanwai Xie, "Member Xie, thank you for your hospitality. My brother and I are leaving, so I bid you farewell."

"Why do you have to leave at this time? It will be late at night in a while. It's too safe for you to stay overnight before leaving. It's too safe to drive at night."

"Thank you for your kindness, but my brother and I really have something important to do." Yu Lin was also a little anxious.

"My lord, listen to me. It's going to be night soon. It's really not safe to walk at night. I can't put you in danger. You may not know that when it's night here, the beasts in the mountains will come out. That's called The sound is really scary. You must not leave now."

The Great Demon King kept watching the movement in the sky, turned around to look at this side, and walked over.

"Thank you, Mr. Wai, take the opportunity to speak."

The three of them arrived at a slightly off-point place, "Young Master, you can persuade Young Master Yu, you really can't leave at night."

The Great Demon King smiled patiently, "Do you know what that cloud in the sky is?"

Member Xie was stunned, not understanding why he asked this suddenly.

"That's a heavenly soldier, coming towards me."

Member Xie was taken aback for a moment, then smiled, "Young Master, you don't have to joke with me like this, I..."

"Let's go." After saying this, the two people in front of them disappeared without a trace, leaving a black scale in place.

Member Xie couldn't believe it at all. He stood motionless for a long time, came back to his senses, picked up the scales on the ground, knelt down towards the sea with both hands, and kowtowed heavily, "Send off Immortal Changsu."