A female monk from the Eastern Tang Dynasty

Author: Ye Wushang

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Zai Jie: "What is this? There is also a pool of clear springs. Are there any fish in it?"

Liu Simin: "...this is the toilet"

Zai Jie: "What is the toilet? Is it for horses? But there are no horses here."

Liu Simin: "I am... where did you come from, a monster?"

Zai Jie: "The poor monk is from the Eastern Tang Dynasty, and his dharma name is Zai Jie."

Liu Simin rolled her eyes: "I'm also from the World of Ultimate Bliss in the Western Paradise, Fighting Victory Buddha!"

Content tags: ancient wear today business war Jianghu grievances travel through time and space

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Style of work: hilarious

The series it belongs to: Long Story: A Silent Smile

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☆, The female monk who was blown by the wind

In early summer, the red sun is in the sky, the reddish-brown mountains are shining under the scorching sun, the sandstone is shining brightly, the hot air flow is rolling up, and the fire is shining in the distance, and the earth is dry and cracked.His feet creaked and creaked on the dry and cracked ground.

A monk in a light gray cassock walked on the ground full of red light. The wind blowing in front of him was like a ball of fire falling on his body. His skin was burned red, and the shoes on his feet were worn out with smoke.

The monk licked his already chapped lips, and swallowed his saliva vigorously. His tongue was dry and there was no saliva at all, but the swallowing action made his throat sting.Block the red sun with your hand, look at the reddish-brown land everywhere, and a small fire from time to time, looking around, you can see red light everywhere.

Looking at this place where no grass grows and no birds are seen, the monk touched his bald head and begged with blurred eyes: "Please ask the Buddha to give the disciple a drink of nectar to quench his thirst."

I don't know if it was the Buddha who heard his voice, a strange wind blew past him, and he fainted out of consciousness.

It was raining lightly in the sky, and the green hills were filled with vitality. The monk who was blown here by the strange wind was lying on the stone to receive the baptism of heaven.At this time, he was like a dry sponge that was about to hang. When it encountered a heavy rain, he desperately replenished the water.

The monk opened his mouth, and the rain slowly replenished his lost moisture.When his voice got a little better, he slowly got up, looked at the green hills, and blinked his big eyes. Did the Buddha really hear my heart?A gust of wind brought me here?

Kneeling devoutly on the ground, clasped his hands together and said, "Thank you Buddha for your help." He bowed towards the sky.

Keeping the posture of kneeling for a long time, and did not get instructions from the Buddha, the monk stood up a little disappointed, patted his numb legs, and looked at this strange place, where is this?

"Liu Simin, you can't escape, just follow us obediently." An ugly hoarse voice came from afar.

Zai Jie frowned slightly, hearing the tone, he knew it was not a good thing, judged the location of the voice, luck flew over with lightness kung fu, this was the first time he used lightness kung fu after going down the mountain to practice.

When I came to the place where the sound came from, I saw four short-haired men in black suits, surrounded by a woman in a white top and black trousers. The woman was holding a wooden stick and dancing in a panic.

Zai Jie looked at some weird costumes with his head tilted, and frowned deeply thinking about which country this is, could it be a small country, otherwise how could he not have heard of such costumes.

"You'd better cooperate, otherwise if you get hurt, don't blame us for not being gentle." The ugly voice just now sounded again, pulling back Zai Jie who was in a daze.

"In broad daylight, you actually rob people's daughters by force, do you still have kings in your eyes?" A soft and magnetic voice sounded.

Several people looked up, and saw a monk wearing a light gray cassock, standing balanced on the leaves, pointing with one hand, and the other behind his back.

"Who are you?" It was still that ugly voice.

Zaijie: "The poor monk is just a passerby."

"You cross your way, why are you making trouble, go back to your temple."

"Presumptuous..." Zai Jiepiao got down and kicked the speaking man in black to hang on the tree, but he was not injured at all.

The other three people looked at each other, then nodded at each other and beat up Zai Jie, but they couldn't even get into Zai Jie's body, and they easily sent Sanshang to the three trees to hang him.

"Amitabha, the four benefactors are stubborn, so I can only punish you here." Zai Jie saluted the four of them and said calmly.

In other words, the four of you deserve it right, you brought it on yourself.

"Fuck, you smelly monk, put us down quickly, or I will make you die in an ugly way." The ugly voice rang in my ears again.

Zai Jie stared at him with sharp eyes, picked up a few stones impatiently and threw them at the four people's foreheads, and said, "It's really noisy."

Before the other three passed out, we felt wronged in our hearts, we didn't scold you, why did you knock us out!I really want to beat up the cheap boss, don't you know that we are all in abusive situation?You still don't know how to threaten him, don't you want to die?

Jae-jeong blinked, he just wanted to shut up the annoying people, he was used to doing it once and for all, so he knocked them all out.

"Excuse me, what country is this donor? Where is it?" Zai Jie asked with a big smile.

Liu Simin looked at this woman who rudely claimed to be a monk, and felt weird no matter how she looked at it. Thinking of what she said just now, she came to a conclusion in her mind that the person in front of her was a psychopath.

Looking at Liu Simin who has transformed so much, Zai Jie stretched out his hand to grasp her pulse, and said doubtfully: "It's strange, the benefactor is not poisoned, how could there be signs of poisoning."

Liu Simin shook off Zai Jie's hand, angrily said, "You're the one who was poisoned."

Zai Jie tilted his head, touched his body in a serious manner, raised a smile and said: "The poor monk is not poisoned, the benefactor is too worried." Then he scratched his bare head and said: "Please tell the benefactor what the prescription is here. How can I go back to Datang?"

Facing a pair of bright and clear eyes without any impurities, I deeply despise God, why let such an innocent person live in my own world.The person in front of me, after all, saved her, so let's take her away, Liu Simin thought silently.

"I can't tell for a while, let's leave here first." Liu Simin threw away the wooden stick in his hand, walked in front, turned his head and said.

"Uh..." Zai Jie followed behind blankly.

As for why no one paid attention to the way Zai Jie appeared, maybe a few people didn't react, or it might be that modern people are more receptive, so they didn't struggle with this issue.

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☆、How can the benefactor blame the poor monk

Looking at Liu Simin who was limping along, Zaijie ran in front of her, squatted on the ground and said: "Benefactor, your leg is injured, let me carry you, it will be faster."

Liu Simin looked at this woman who was about the same height as her, she was so thin that she had almost no flesh on her body, could she carry her on her back?Also, this person still has problems with his brain, so he won't throw himself down.

Liu Simin, who was still struggling, felt her body lighten up, and Zai Jie held her in his arms easily, and said: "Women are troublesome, think about a problem for so long."

Liu Simin really wanted to scold her, but she just froze for a few seconds and didn't think for a long time before being hugged by your princess.

"I'll go, you let me down." Liu Simin realized that Zai Jie was running fast with her in his arms, and she was so frightened that she hugged Zai Jie's neck, not daring to look at the ground.

Zai Jie let out an "uh", then stopped, and directly put Liu Simin on the ground.

Liu Simin, who hadn't reacted yet, had a close contact with the earth, and said with the corner of his mouth, "Can you take pity on the fragrance and cherish the jade." He stretched out his paws and rubbed the butt that was about to bloom.

Zai Jie, who still tilted his head, scratched his bald head and said, "Benefactor, you let the poor monk put it down, how can you blame the poor monk?" He stared at a pair of big innocent eyes and complained.

Liu Simin was frantic and wanted to beat the ground, but when she saw the broken stones all over the ground, she rolled her eyes speechlessly, didn't she look at the almanac when she went out today?I came to climb a mountain and met people who came to catch me for no reason, and the person who saved me was a psychopath. Today is God making a cold joke on me!

"Benefactor, it's getting dark, let's leave quickly!" Zai Jie knelt down on his body, planning to give Liu Simin a princess hug.

Afraid that she would suddenly throw herself on the ground again, Liu Simin said, "You should carry me on your back!"

Zai Jie turned around without paying attention, Liu Simin climbed onto her back, clasped her claws tightly on Jie's neck and said, "Let's go!"

"The benefactor will show the poor monk the way." Zai Jie said calmly.

"See a small road ahead? Go straight down that small road, turn left after going down, and go straight."

"Uh……"

Liu Simin felt that his body was about to fly. This man ran so fast that he reached halfway up the mountain in a short while. Fortunately, there were no other people on this path, otherwise it would really scare people.Looking at the scenery passing by quickly, Liu Simin swallowed, the speed could catch up with the speed of the express car.

When I first arrived at the bottom of the mountain, I met a lot of tourists, and when I saw her, everyone looked at her curiously, and asked blankly: "Is there a flower on my face?" After checking that there was nothing dirty on his hands, he turned to look at the person on his back.

Liu Simin signaled Zai Jie to put her down, but Zai Jie didn't drop her this time, and his movements were very light.

Liu Simin, who had just landed, limped to the side of the trash can and vomited. The bumps along the way made her stomach churn.

Zai Jie tilted his head aside, scratched his bare head and said, "Are you okay!"

You come to try it, you vomit until your stomach is almost vomited, how could it be okay, Liu Simin scorned Zai Jie fiercely in his heart, he didn't know how this man ran so fast, and when he came out, he was standing lightly. The one on the leaves is not filming, how could it be possible!

Only then did I realize that there were so many inconceivable things about this person in front of me.Seeing more and more people onlookers, Liu Simin wiped his mouth with a piece of paper and said, "Don't crowd around, we are filming! Please step aside." Zai Jie, who was in a daze, squeezed out from the crowd.

Only the onlookers showed the original appearance, otherwise how could there be a female monk floating down from above like a gust of wind with one on her back.

When the two walked away, the onlookers remembered that they wanted to ask for their autographs, but found that they had already disappeared, so they dispersed regretfully.

Zai Jie let Liu Simin drag her through the crowd. For her, Liu Simin's running pace was not as fast as her walking, and she followed her like a walk.

The parking lot quickly entered the two people's eyes. Liu Simin pulled Zai Jie to a yellow Porsche, opened the passenger door handle and pushed Zai Jie in, then buckled her seat belt before returning to the driver's cab to fasten the safety belt. Start the car with the belt.

This coherent movement made Zai Jie look at Liu Simin stupidly. She didn't understand what it was, and she was tied up by a rope by Saijin. If she didn't see that Liu Simin was also tied up next to her, she would definitely be lucky. Break the rope, then knock the person in front of him to the ground and ask: "I saved your life, and you still treat me like this!"

But looking at Liu Simin who also entered the iron cage, Zai Jie blinked, what is going on?

Liu Simin reversed the car quickly, stepped on the accelerator, and drifted out with a beautiful swing, keeping the speed at 120 yards.

Zai Jie gripped the car seat tightly in fright, she didn't expect that the iron cage could actually fly, and the speed was about the same as her own.After a while, seeing that nothing terrible had happened, she let go of her grip on the car seat, and stared out of the window curiously at the passing scenery.

Liu Simin squinted at the curious baby, and she observed carefully when the car started. From the nervousness at the beginning to the curiosity now, all of this is natural, not pretending.

I feel more and more that this is very mysterious. I have the same lightness kung fu as the masters in martial arts novels, and my strength is as strong as a cow. I easily threw several big men to hang on the tree, and I kept talking about a poor monk. And benefactor, is there a female monk in Shaolin Temple?

Liu Simin's mind was full of question marks, which also refreshed her new understanding of Shaolin Temple. Thanks to Taishan Beidou in martial arts novels, a little female monk has such advanced martial arts.

For Liu Simin to have such a big brain hole, it can be regarded as a wonderful flower, and her ability to accept is comparable to the curious baby next to her.

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☆, the strange female monk is very edible

Looking at the iron cage floating outside the window, Zai Jie was full of curiosity. He searched the books he had read before, trying to find out some news about this country. Too entangled. After all, I don’t read many books. The Buddha said: "There are all kinds of wonders in the world."

Blame all these strange things on the existence of new things, blinking and trying to put everything that happened in my mind, turning back and forth.

Liu Simin drove the car back to her villa. Her feet were injured and she drove the car for so long, so she reversed the car several times without backing it into the garage. Unbuckle the seat belt, open the door and look at the car worrying.

After Jie got out of the car, he tilted his head and looked at the iron cage with a sad face, and subconsciously asked, "Why are you looking at it?"

"It didn't stop inside the line." Liu Simin pointed to the two lines next to it.

I thought it was something!Zai walked over, grabbed the back of the car with both hands, and was about to move it into the line.

Liu Simin stared at Zai Jie like looking at a fool, and asked an even more stupid question: "What are you doing?"

"Help you move it in." Then Liu Simin was stunned and really moved the car weighing several tons in.

The security guard who walked by was stunned by the scene in front of him. He rubbed his eyes to make sure he read it correctly, and swallowed. Is this person a weightlifter?He just saw on the surveillance that the homeowner seemed to have injured his foot and the car couldn't move properly. He wanted to come to help, but he didn't expect to see such a simple and rude scene.If it wasn't for monitoring, I would definitely not believe it when I said it. A person with such a thin body can lift the car.

Zai Qiang clapped Hui Hui on his hand and said, "Isn't this a very simple matter?"

Seeing Zai Jie who easily moved the car into place, Liu Simin was speechless, well, she was useless.Not wanting Zai Jie to be watched, he led her to the door, glanced at her pupils, entered the password to open the door, and closed the door under the watchful eye of the security guard.

After returning to the room, Liu Simin threw herself onto the sofa, warmly letting her lie on it and change her position.

Zaijie looked at everything inside curiously, touched here and there, looked at Liu Simin who was sleeping soundly wearing her shoes, and ran to take off her shoes gently as if his brain was convulsed.

Yawning, the sofa lying next to him also fell asleep, the soft comfort of the sofa made Zai Zed turn over in satisfaction.

When Liu Simin woke up, he saw that he was jumping up and down looking for something, and now he lay down on the ground and looked at it seriously.

"what are you doing?"

Zai Jie scratched his head, wiped off the sweat from his forehead and said, "Look for firewood and food."

Liu Simin said to her big cute eyes, "What do you want to eat?"

Zai Jie licked his mouth and said: "As long as it is vegetarian."

Under Zai Jie's expectant eyes, Liu Simin limped barefoot to find the refrigerator to take out noodles and eggs, and then made a detour to the kitchen to make clear water noodles seriously.

After staring at Liu Simin who was seriously making noodles for a while, he ran to the refrigerator and touched it. There is such a thing in this iron box, and there is light in it. Why is this?Looking at the flames on the stone platform in doubt, how can it keep burning without firewood?

In Jie's mind, one question mark after another hovered in his mind. Since he came to this inexplicable place, everything he encountered couldn't be explained, and his brain capacity was a little bit too much for why.

Liu Simin put the noodles in front of Zai Jie who was still brainstorming, and started eating with his own bowl.

The voice of "Hula..." pulled back Zai Jie's thinking, looked at Liu Simin who was eating noodles elegantly, pursed his mouth, looked down and saw that there was also a bowl of noodles in front of him, and started to eat with a big smile, like Great for kids who can be satisfied with sugar.

The melted taste in the mouth made Zai Jie eat several big mouthfuls, and drank up the noodle soup. Looking at the empty bowl in front of him, he blinked at Liu Simin.

Liu Simin was stared at fiercely by Zai Jie, embarrassed to eat, wiped her mouth gracefully with a piece of paper and said, "Aren't you full?"

Zai Jie nodded, showing a row of white teeth, and said, "Still very hungry..." He scratched his head embarrassingly.

"Then how much more can you eat, so I can prepare the ingredients."

"Like just now, five or six bowls will probably be enough." Zai Jie twirled his two index fingers, bowing his head in embarrassment.She can eat very well. When she was in the temple, the master would let her eat with a bowl by herself. This has made the brothers and sisters envious for a long time!

Liu Simin stared, how edible is this?The bowl of noodles given to Zai Jie just now is a full three taels, and the six bowls of Zai Lai plus the three taels just now are really not something ordinary big eaters can eat.

Zai Jie scratched his head and said, "It cost you money, I will pay it back to you in the future."

Liu Simin floated into the refrigerator and took out a bag of biscuits and threw it to Zai Jie, "You eat it first to rest your stomach." She didn't want to return the noodles to Zai Jie, if people listened to it, it would be fine.If the boss of a dignified listed company asks a monk to return the noodles, he will have to laugh his teeth out.

Zai Jie took the biscuit in his hand. The packaging was colorful and pretty. After smelling it, it had no smell at all. I wanted to ask Liu Simin, is this food really edible?Not to mention that this thing has no taste, but I can't bite it.

Seeing the busy Liu Simin eating the noodles carefully, she swallowed the question she wanted to ask, threw the biscuit on the computer, and sniffed the faint scent of noodles floating in the air. There are delicious ones.

In the kitchen, Liu Simin threw all the noodles into the pot, and spread out a pot full of noodles in the water. When the noodles were almost ready, he was going to find something to put the noodles in, but found that he didn't have a bigger pot. Just when he was struggling, I can see a big basin on the feet. This big basin was bought accidentally when I passed by last time. I originally wanted to use it to soak my feet.Now there are no other pots, so I can only make do with it.

After washing the basin that had been abandoned for a long time, he poured a pot of noodles into it, and the hot steam of the noodles in clear water rushed to his face. Liu Simin put a basin full of noodles in front of Jie Jie.

Zai Jie held up the chopsticks with a happy face, and began to eat with a huff and a huff, which looked very much like a picture of eating noodles in a basin that Weibo had posted before.Liu Simin held back her laughter, this looks too similar.

Zai Jie looked at the pot in front of him very affectionately, and he hadn't eaten with it for several years.From the age of 16, Zai Jie saw that her juniors who were the same age began to get ring scars, she also hugged Master's leg and said: "Master, I have grown up, you have to get ring scars for me yourself."

The master said in a deep tone: "Although you are an adult in this robbery, your relationship with the world of mortals has not been broken. As a teacher, I cannot give you a ring scar."

Zai Jie pursed his mouth: "Master, I was in the temple when I was very young. How can I have any mortal fate? Do you not like Zai Jie anymore and want to rush Zai Jie away?"

The master's eyes dimmed, Zai Jie was a daughter, and the temple had taken her in until she reached adulthood, so Zai Jie couldn't be delayed any longer, and he didn't want Zai Jie to be in trouble, so he thought of a way to get the best of both worlds, and arranged Zai Jie to go out for a walk, as long as After being exposed to a series of bright and colorful things in the world of mortals, it is inevitable that she will not be moved, and she will stay in the world by then.

Glancing at the biscuits on the computer, Liu Simin felt as if struck by lightning, with a row of tooth marks on the package, how hungry must he be?Taking a look at Zai Jie who was devouring it, he was indeed very hungry.

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☆, what is the toilet?

"Well, where is the latrine, please?" After eating and drinking enough, he felt his stomach churn and his chrysanthemum tightened.

Liu Simin was used to Zai Jie's language, so he took her to the toilet and pointed at the toilet: "Go and make it easier!"

Zai Jie widened his eyes and looked at the white and strange looking thing. There was still a pool of clear water in it. His eyes were blinking and he couldn't turn around. He scratched his bald head and asked cutely: "What is it?" What is it, and there is a pool of clear springs, are there any fish in it?"

Liu Simin suddenly felt a pain in his liver, raised his brows, and explained weakly: "...This is the toilet."

"What is the toilet? Is it for horses? But there are no horses here." Still blinking, looking cute.

"I am... where did you come from, a monster?" He raised his forehead.

"The poor monk is from the Eastern Tang Dynasty, and his dharma name is Zai Jie." Zai Jie put his hands together seriously, and he was short of saying Amitabha.

Liu Simin rolled her eyes: "I'm also from the World of Ultimate Bliss in the Western Paradise, Fighting Victory Buddha!"

"What's that?" Zai Jie asked, tilting his head. "Gu" Stomach aches, brows are so tangled up that they are about to knit together, leaning on the toilet to look, how can this be used?

Seeing Zai Jie's strange appearance, as if there was a faint smell of carbon dioxide in the air, Liu Simin said in the most straightforward way: "Take off your pants and sit on this toilet." Paper box: "This one is for wiping your butt. There is a button next to the toilet. Remember to press the button after you finish it." Afraid that Zai Jie didn't know what the button was, he pressed it, and glanced at her from the corner of his eye.

Zai Jie crossed his legs, looked at Liu Simin who was still standing there with scorching eyes, hesitating whether to take off his pants and sit on it, it was really uncomfortable, the feeling was almost leaking.

"Cough, I'm going out first, take your time." Liu Simin backed out in embarrassment, and closed the door.

Zai Jie hurriedly opened his trousers, sat down on the toilet, let out a pleasant breath, and there was a crackling sound inside the toilet.

Touching the paper inside the paper box, a piece of pure white paper fell into his hand, it was soft and had a fragrance, which made Zai Jie hesitant. What a waste!

But there is nothing else to use, after hesitating for a while, he still wiped his butt with a silk-like paper, the soft paper is very comfortable on the butt, without the feeling of hard straw paper and scratching the butt , I was overjoyed, this thing is really easy to use.

She remembered that Liu Simin said that after finishing the solution, she pressed the button next to it, poked it lightly with her hand, and the water in the toilet rushed into the whirlpool. Looks like an archaeologist.

Liu Simin looked up at the time, this person has been in for more than a while, nothing will happen!I turned around and thought about what could happen in the toilet, and sat back on the sofa, but sitting on the soft sofa, I always felt that something was wrong, so I decided to take a look.

"Boom... are you okay?" Liu Simin knocked lightly on the toilet door.

"It's okay, but my legs are a little numb."

"Leg numbness?" A big question mark appeared in my mind, will squatting on the toilet cause leg numbness?Maybe it's squatting for too long!

Zai Jie walked out slowly while leaning on the wall, his movements were very weird, which made people feel like they were dreaming.

If I had known it earlier, I would not have studied that weird toilet, and my legs became numb before I knew it. When I was in a monastery, when I was punished to stand, I would prepare silver needles to seal the meridians of my thighs, so that I didn’t feel it for a long time. Pressing his thigh with one hand, deeply remorseful.

"..." Liu Simin didn't know how to describe the person in front of her anymore, she could only silently watch her strange appearance, walked to the sofa and sat down.

Unknowingly, the sky gradually darkened. Liu Simin leaned on the sofa and thought about what happened today. She always felt that her trip was betrayed by someone. Otherwise, why would those men in black appear there.

Looking out of the window with cold eyes, he stepped to the transparent floor-to-ceiling windows, the outside was quiet and peaceful, the sounds of crickets and frogs intersected each other, there was a feeling of being in nature, and the distant lights were connected together, soft and peaceful Silence, the waning moon is surrounded by stars, like a star being praised by everyone.

Taking out the mobile phone from his pocket, he dialed a group of phone numbers naturally, and the other party answered the call without ringing three times.

"Uncle Chen, help me find out who knows about my going on vacation, and who they have been in contact with." The voice was so flat that no waves could be heard.

"Yes, Miss." After hesitating for a moment, he said, "Did something happen to Miss?"

Liu Enmin's eyes turned cold, and there was a dangerous signal at the corner of his mouth, he still said calmly: "It's just a few small fleas, it's nothing serious, by the way, don't tell my parents about this."

"Okay, leave it to me! When I have news, I will notify the eldest lady."

"Thank you Uncle Chen"

"Miss, you are too polite."

Uncle Chen hung up the phone, his face changed, his eyes were cold.Although Liu Simin didn't say what happened, Chen Bo watched her grow up, and every time something happened, he would habitually deal with it by himself, and every time he asked himself to check something, so this time it was very likely that someone I want to be unfavorable to the young lady.For this kind of person, he is absolutely not allowed to live past the second day...

For Uncle Chen, Liu Simin believed [-]% in it, and if he entrusted this matter to him, there would be a result within three days.

Zai Jie blinked her eyes and looked at Liu Simin, whose figure was radiating with cold air, holding a small box and talking to herself, and suddenly felt that the air was solidified with a strange breath, which made her shiver subconsciously, and there was always a dark murderous aura floating in it. air.

"that……"

"Huh?" Liu Simin turned her head suspiciously, staring at Zai Jie who was curled up on the sofa: "What's the matter?"

The moonlight hit Liu Simin's body, and the soft light fell on her side face, with a faint smile hanging on her face, making Zai Jie stunned for a moment: "It's so beautiful."

"Cough, do you have any candles?" He blinked his small eyes.

"Candles? What do you want candles for?" She turned around and stared at the black shadow in doubt.

The dark figure fell down, blocking the only bit of light that came through, and Zai Jie buried his head in his knees in fright, choked up and said, "I'm afraid of the dark..."

"..."

A soft light swept away the fear that filled the room, and swept the light that filled the room in the aftermath of the catastrophe. He took a deep breath and finally came back to life. Liu Simin smiled nicely: "Thank you for saving me."

"..."

"By the way, what kind of candle did you use? It's so powerful that it can illuminate such a large room magnificently, as if living in a palace."

"Oh? Have you ever been to the palace?" Liu Simin frowned, wondering if the person in front of him was really stupid.

"Of course I...haven't gone in, just waited for Master to come out at the door." Originally said happily, suddenly lowered her head and whispered.

Liu Simin crossed her arms and asked with great interest: "You haven't been inside, why is your palace so magnificent?"

"Senior brother told me that he went in." Zai Jie twirled his fingers, thinking about it, he felt aggrieved, why didn't the master take himself in.

"Oh……"

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☆, too pit the ancients!

Liu Simin felt quite bored, stretched her waist, turned her head to look at Zai Jie who was still twisting her fingers, and said, "Are you going to take a bath first or should I go to take a bath first?" This ended the boring topic just now.

"Oh? You go wash first!" She raised her head blankly and thought for a while. The master always let her go to the bath by herself. I don't know why, but I just heard the master say: men and women can't kiss each other.

Why do men and women not kiss each other?She didn't know either, but when she saw the donors who came to the temple to burn incense, some men and women got together, but the master said: Buddhist disciples should abstain from sex.

She has read countless Buddhist scriptures and other books during the robbery. For those complicated and difficult scriptures, she scratched her head and couldn't understand the meaning.

Just like the master said: Men and women are not intimate, Buddhist disciples should abstain from sex and sex.I don't know much about these things, I only know that she is a Buddhist disciple, and she can't be like a benefactor, dragging her brothers and sisters.

Master felt very helpless about Zai Jie who didn’t understand the world. When he picked her up, he planned to give her to the villagers at the foot of the mountain for foster care. However, every time he was going to send her down the mountain, some unexpected situations would happen, and Zai Jie would stay in the monastery every time. After three years, the master looked at the child in front of him who couldn't even walk easily, standing behind the monk and learning kung fu, and sighed deeply: "Since God wants you to stay in the monastery, then why not?" Let nature go!

"Hey, would you like to watch TV to pass the time?" Liu Simin put down the [-] strands of hair entwined with the formula, and plucked a strand of black strands with his hands.

Zai Jie blinked, tilted his head and thought for a while, "What is TV?" I thought it was someone else, but she looks really good with her hair covered.

Liu Simin shrugged, put the pajamas in the bathroom first, then came to the living room, pressed the switch, threw the remote control panel to Zai Jie and said, "Just press it yourself if you want to see, I'm going to take a shower."

However, Liu Simin forgot that the person in front of him was a person who didn't understand anything, and Zai Jie looked at the remote control panel curiously, thinking about what Liu Simin said just now, and casually pressed the button on it.

"Presumptuous, are you impatient to break into the palace with a sword openly?" A general in armor held his sword handle in his right hand, and pointed with his left hand to a group of soldiers also wearing armor in front of him.

"Hmph...don't think that the prince doesn't know. The emperor has passed away. You are messing with Chao Gang. Get out of the way quickly, or don't blame the prince for being rude." The young man in the python suit drew out his sword and pointed at the general who had just spoken.

"..."

"Do you really think I'm dead?" The thick voice of the middle-aged man in yellow robe filled the entire square.

"Long live my emperor..."

Jae Jie shivered in fright, threw away the remote control panel in his hand, and knelt down in front of the TV with a puff: "Long live my emperor..." Big beads of cold sweat rolled down his forehead, his hands fell on the ground, and his forehead was tightly pressed on the ground.

"You guys are so bold that you openly rebelled?..."

"Your Majesty, the little monk did not rebel." Zai Jie's heart almost jumped out, can anyone tell me what happened?It's just that after pressing a button, this scene appeared on a mirror that was originally dark.

"Come here, pull it out and chop it up..." The emperor waved his sleeves and said angrily.

Looking at the armored soldier approaching slowly from the corner of the eye, he closed his eyes and shouted, "I'm innocent, don't kill me..."

Liu Simin ran out covered in foam, only to see Zai Jie kowtowing to the TV with tears all over his face, the corners of his mouth twitching, what the hell is this.Hearing Zai Jie's heart-piercing roar just now, he thought someone had come in, but he didn't expect to see such a scene, it was enough.

"Can you stop being so stupid, it's a TV, the people on it are all fake, no one is going to kill you." I was so angry that my brain ached, I felt like I wanted to touch my forehead, I shouldn't show her anything television……

He raised his eyes to see the people inside as if he didn't see him, wiped off his sweat, swallowed his saliva, and scared the baby to death...

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