Brother, let's go eat!

With daily training, Wu Xie's kissing skills have improved a lot. Now Zhang Qiling enjoys Wu Xie's initiative to offer kisses, and occasionally responds to him. Most of the time, Wu Xie is trying to tease Zhang Qiling.

Wu Xie gritted her teeth, ruthlessly, and began to unbutton Zhang Qiling's shirt.Knowing that the last button was undone, he leaned down to touch Zhang Qiling's fiery skin, and pecked at Zhang Qiling's ear: "Brother, don't be angry."

Then Wu Xie gnawed on Zhang Qiling's Adam's apple along Zhang Qiling's neck, and said vaguely: "Brother, don't be angry."

Further down, Wu Xie sucked out several strawberries on Zhang Qiling's chest. It was always the little brother who planted strawberries on him, and finally it was his turn!Wu Xie blushed and licked the cherry on his brother's chest: "Brother, don't be angry, okay..."

Zhang Qiling took away Wu Xie's hand that was playing tricks on him, and turned his head away not to look at him.As soon as I saw him, I wanted to hold him down and love him a lot.

And Wu Xie, who was sitting straddling Zhang Qiling, was stunned. Was he disgusted... Wu Xie sucked Zhang Qiling's body recklessly, untied Zhang Qiling's pants with trembling hands, and pulled his underwear Pulled down, revealing his standing avatar.

"Are you sure?" Zhang Qiling looked at Wu Xie, whose eyes were red, with complicated eyes.

"As long as you don't get angry." Wu Xie also has his own stubbornness. No matter how hard he tries, the person he recognizes must be bound by his side, and he is not allowed to focus on himself.Of course, if he tried hard but failed in the end, he would let go and not pester him endlessly.

"Sit up and move by yourself." Zhang Qiling rested his arms on his head and looked at Wu Xie calmly.

Wu Xie's face flushed red, and there was firmness in his eyes.

Half an hour later, Zhang Qiling panted heavily and pressed Wu Xie under him, and began to bully him fiercely.

Wu Xie stretched out his hands to hug Zhang Qiling's neck, and pressed his face against his neck, tears slowly overflowing: "My little brother should not be angry... When he realized that his little brother started ignoring him , The panic in my heart was unexpected.That feeling is like a goal that you have been chasing for many years suddenly disappears in front of you, telling you that you will not be able to chase it for a few more years.

"Wu Xie?" Zhang Qiling felt the wetness of his neck, and was startled. He straightened Wu Xie's head that was leaning on him. Seeing Wu Xie's tears, he was at a loss for what to do.

"Don't cry, I'll just slow down." Zhang Qiling clumsily kissed away Wu Xie's tears and rubbed Wu Xie's hair.

"Hurry up, I want you." Wu Xie hugged Zhang Qiling again, and pressed his whole face to Zhang Qiling's neck, weeping silently.He bit his lip tightly, swallowing all the embarrassing voices.

"Don't bite, my heart hurts." Zhang Qiling put Wu Xie upright, kissed his lips, and then quickly thrust a few times, withdrawing his body from Wu Xie's body, spraying hot scorching liquid on Wu Xie's lower abdomen superior.

"Hey, sleep for a while." Zhang Qiling wiped off the traces on Wu Xie's lower abdomen, put the toilet paper into the backpack on the side, then went over to button Wu Xie, and then buttoned it for himself, and then put Wu Xie's whole body They wrapped themselves in their arms, kissed him lightly on the forehead, and patted his back comfortingly.

"Don't be angry with me in the future." Wu Xie stared at Zhang Qiling with red eyes.

"I'm not angry." Zhang Qiling sighed and rubbed Wu Xie's hair.

"Liar! You don't even look at me! You have never treated me like this!" Wu Xie accused Zhang Qiling of his crime.

"I'm afraid that if I look at you a few more times, I won't be able to control myself. If you don't want to do it outside, I won't touch you. Most of the time, your wishes are the criteria for everything I do." Zhang Qiling gently helped Wu Xie rubbed his waist.

"You should have told me earlier!" Wu Xie didn't get angry, so he was eaten by Zhang Qiling for nothing? !

"You know now." Zhang Qiling kissed Wu Xie's lips, "Wu Xie, I'm very happy..."

Hmph, for the sake of your happiness, I will forgive you today.Wu Xie thought in his heart.Slowly, he fell asleep again, and this time, he slept until dawn, when Wu Sansheng woke him up.

Maybe Wu Xie and Zhang Qiling's tent angle was too good, or maybe the timing was too good, Wu Sansheng didn't notice their violently shaking tent, and greeted Zhang Qiling kindly early in the morning.If he knew what Zhang Qiling did to his dear nephew last night, he would have to fight Zhang Qiling as long as he died.

"Xiao Xie, how are you feeling?" Wu Sanxing asked with concern.

"Okay... okay." Wu Xie blushed suddenly, thinking of something that happened this morning.

Wu Sansheng looked at the blush on Wu Xie's face, and shook his head in his heart: It seems that he is still not doing well, let him ask for leave to have a good rest after returning.

"That question, you..." Fatty reminded.

"..." OMG completely forgot about this matter... Wu Xie frantically rummaged through his bag to find his notebook, seeing the messy piles of toilet paper in it, Wu Xie blushed suspiciously again .

"This question is quite evil. I haven't done this type of question before. You can also take a look. Maybe your thinking can just solve this question." Wu Xie sent a copy of the copied questions to each of them. , when he handed it to Zhang Qiling, he didn't pick it up, but stood against Wu Xie so that Wu Xie could lean on his lap, then lowered his head and stared at the question in his notebook.Wu Xie smiled, put away the piece of paper, and put the notebook where Zhang Qiling could easily see it, and the group of people fell into silence.

Half an hour later, the fat man gave up first: "Fatty, I'm here to chop the rice dumplings! Not to do the questions! It's better to cut me off than to ask me to do the questions!!!"

Then there is Pan Zi, as a guy who dropped out halfway through junior high school, he also has a headache just looking at the questions, but after all, his third master is next to him, and he is a soldier, how can he be the first to give up.

Zhang Qiling spoke suddenly: "1, 11, 21, 1211, 111221, 1 is one 1, 1 is two 11s, 2 is one 1 and one 21." Wu Xie suddenly realized, it turned out to be like this!

However, Wu Sansheng, Pan Zi and Fatty next to him were stunned: What are they talking about?I can't understand a word...

Starting from the second number, each number is the interpretation of the previous number, so the sixth number is also the interpretation of the fifth number, 3 1s, 2 2s, 1 1, which is 312211.

"Brother, go try it~" Wu Xie put the written note into Zhang Qiling's hand, and looked at him expectantly.

Zhang Qiling nodded, walked to the stone slab, and pressed the numbers one by one according to the pieces of paper written by Wu Xie.

After pressing the last 1, the stone slab in front of him began to "boom".Zhang Qiling took a few steps back quickly, protecting Wu Xie, who was standing up, behind him, and put the black gold ancient knife on his chest, making a defensive posture.

A burst of dust flew by, and Wu Xie felt his eyes were fascinated, so he quickly closed his mouth, closed his eyes and held his breath.It wasn't until the roar in his ears gradually subsided that Wu Xie dared to open his eyes to see the situation in front of him.

Behind the stone slab is a long tunnel, dark in color, as deep as it is an endless tunnel.

"I'm in the front." Zhang Qiling turned on the flashlight and headed into the tunnel first.But at the mouth of the tunnel he stopped.

"Brother, what's the matter?" Wu Xie poked his head out from behind and asked.

"Here...absorbs light." Zhang Qiling shook the flashlight in his hand, but the blackness in front of him did not show any sign of being illuminated at all, and the light from the flashlight seemed to be absorbed by the cave.

"Is the flashlight broken? Use mine instead." Wu Sansheng came to the front from the back of the line, took a chance to take a look into the cave, and couldn't hold back the smile on his face.

If there is no lighting equipment, there is no defense at all in this kind of cave.You don't even know what's happening in front of you.It's too dangerous.

"Follow me, don't talk." Zhang Qiling put the flashlight in his bag, since it's useless, put it in the bag first.

"Wait a minute, everyone is holding on to this rope, don't get lost." The fat man took out a bundle of rope from his bag, and handed the end of the rope to Zhang Qiling.Wu Sansheng nodded, it seems that Fatty also has a lot of ideas.

After each person's rope is wrapped around his waist, according to Wu Xie, it is easy to forget that he is still holding the rope in his hand and let go of it unknowingly. Anyway, the length of the rope is enough. Just tie it around the waist, it will not restrict their movement, and it is also very convenient.

Zhang Qiling nodded, indicating to everyone that he was leaving.

☆, on that day, the sun was just right

Zhang Qiling's hearing is very good, but in this weird and dark cave, except for the footsteps of a few of them, he can't hear any sound, and there is no sound of wind flow.This can't help but make Zhang Qiling a little confused, so this is a dead end, right?So convection without wind does not hear the sound of the wind.Or could it be that this cave absorbs even sound?But their footsteps can still be heard.

Since you can't figure it out, then don't think about it, and this place is already very weird, but what they encountered were all kinds of math problems.I really don't understand what the owner of this tomb is thinking.

Suddenly, only hearing the fat man's "Ouch", Wu Xie felt the rope behind him being pulled suddenly, and Wu Xie was also strangled.In the darkness, Wu Xie felt that someone grabbed his hand immediately, but Wu Xie reflexively shook off that hand, and took a few steps back in that direction.

"Don't be afraid, it's me." The hand quickly came to grab Wu Xie's hand, accompanied by the reassuring voice of the younger brother.

"What's wrong with Fatty?" Pan Zi asked Fatty as he rubbed his painful waist.

"Fatty, I tripped over something." The fat man rubbed his belly, feeling that the thing that tripped him was still at his feet, he boldly touched it, but his fat fingers were scratched by the sharp thing broken.

"Ouch, I'll go." The fat man yelled out without warning, but he was stubborn, stretched his neck and reached out to touch the thing, "What kind of fragments, it feels like ceramics, huh? What is this? Fuck, this looks like a dragon handle!" Fatty excitedly touched the thing he called the dragon handle in his hand, then handed it to Wu Sanxing in the dark, "You try it?"

Wu Sansheng in the dark was also surprised: the dragon handle is the abbreviation of the dragon-shaped handle, and the dragon-shaped handle...is mostly used for vase decoration.

The fat man had already understood what was happening before him, and slowly moved his hands to the side. As expected, there was a row of weird-looking things on the side of the road, near the wall.

"Get rich!!!" Fatty's heart was very excited. Although the age cannot be clearly determined by touch, what is certain is that this is not a fake!

A few people tacitly did not speak, and worked hard to touch the edge together.

"Innocent, the fat man will share a tent with you tonight!" After the fat man finished speaking, he took off his bag, took out the tent that occupied the largest volume in the bag, and stuffed small things into the bag.

The little brother didn’t have a bag, and there was only a thick blanket in Wu Xie’s bag except for some first-aid supplies. Wu Xie hesitated, took out the blanket and spread it on the ground, carefully placed everything in the middle of the blanket, and tied a knot around it , the younger brother took the initiative and silently carried it on his back.Then Wu Xie took out the first aid items from the bag, put the small items under the backpack, and finally put the first aid items on top gently.

After Wu Sansheng had a very strong inner struggle, he made up his mind: "Let's live in the wild in the future." Pan Zi reluctantly threw away his carefully improved soundproof tent, and comforted himself saying: It's okay, it's better to sell these and buy them. of!

In fact, this is also a kind of gambling, and you don't know whether you will win or lose.

The backpacks of several people were stuffed to the brim, until the fat man didn't dare to put anything in for fear of crushing others, Wu Sansheng gave the order to continue to set off.

Wu Xie frowned: Although the blanket is quite heavy, it is obvious that this bag is even heavier!It's almost going to make him short! (Zhang Qiling: Do you dare to grow taller?)

It was endless darkness again, the fat man went to the side to touch it from time to time, then stopped the line, and changed the things in the bag according to the feel.Stopping and stopping along the way, it took longer than when we came here.Wu Xie's luminous watch and mobile phone are completely unusable, and the mobile phone is completely the same as a black screen when it is taken out.There is no way to confirm the time.

After walking for a long time, the fat man suddenly said: "I want to go back and have a look. We have a long way to go before we post this." Although this proposal is very exciting, Wu Xie wants to see the light as soon as possible , the situation where the eyes are completely ineffective really sucks.

The fat man struggled for a while, in this situation where his eyes were all black, if he went back by himself, if he encountered any terrible things, he probably wouldn't be able to react, so he continued to go back with the big army a little sullenly.

"Fatty, when we go out to hangzhou to play, please eat the West Lake vinegar fish outside the building." Wu Xie said in as light a tone as possible.In this case, someone who disagrees is the biggest threat to the safety of the team.

"Okay, if this ticket is big, I won't even go to school, Fatty, I'll just go home and take care of myself." Fatty was thinking about being busy in Panjiayuan's small shop with his sister Yuncai in his heart. , or talk about love with sister Yuncai in Banai, a small village with beautiful mountains and clear waters, tsk tsk tsk.

After turning countless turns, they didn't know if they had hallucinations because they hadn't been in contact with the light for a long time, and suddenly found that there seemed to be a light spot in front of them.

"Did I have hallucinations?" Wu Xie rubbed his eyes.

"I seem to have seen it too." The fat man blinked his small eyes that were said to focus on the light.

"Hang on, we're going to the end of the cave!" Wu Sansheng couldn't hold back the excitement in his heart.It is said that darkness can drive people crazy. This sentence is not wrong at all.Fortunately, there is no sound-absorbing device here, otherwise, it would be really scary.

Several people speeded up their pace in unison, and the light spots became bigger and bigger.

Tacitly raised his hands to block the light in front of his eyes, only the fat man screamed, because both of his hands were full of good things he picked up from the side of the road.

They almost ran out with their eyes closed.I feel that my whole body is bathed in the sun, and the soft sunlight shines on my eyes, and I feel a little uncomfortable tingling.

After slowly getting used to the light, Pan Zi opened his eyes first, and he said "Huh?" strangely. Hearing this sound, several people rushed to open their eyes.Wu Xie was the most unsuitable person for this transformation of light and darkness. He opened his eyes a crack first, and the tears that flowed from the stimulation of the light slid down Wu Xie's cheeks.Zhang Qiling gently wiped away Wu Xie's tears, covering Wu Xie's eyes with one hand.

"Look at it later." Zhang Qiling leaned into Wu Xie's ear and said.

"Are we... are we back again?" The fat man tried to widen his eyes, the eyes that were not protected by his hands were red.

"Or another very similar place." Wu Sansheng answered.Just looking at the road after turning the corner to see if the car they came from is still parked is enough to prove everything...

"Third Master! The car is still here!" Pan Zi's voice came from a distance, and Wu Sansheng felt that he could only see the bright smile on Pan Zi's face.

"Brother, I want to see it too!" Wu Xie tried hard to break away the little brother's hand covering his eyes, and opened his eyes as much as possible. In front of him was still the towering ancient tree, the hanging branches and leaves blocking the entrance. hole.

Standing here, it seems that they have never encountered ancient monsters, experienced weird math problems, or experienced endless darkness.

Standing here, it seems that everything has returned to the original point a few days ago.

"It's over, let's go home." Zhang Qiling put his arms around Wu Xie's shoulders, and the two walked slowly to the car.

As soon as he got in the car, the fat man pulled down all the curtains around the car, and carefully looked at the vase he brought out in his hand.Under the glare of the sun just now, I really couldn't see anything clearly.

"Damn it, this time it's really developed!" The fat man muttered, wanting to treat his ancestors, he put the vase in his hand on the seat beside him, and carefully opened the bag, checking one by one.

"Brother, is Fatty going crazy..." Wu Xie looked at Fatty who was already in a state of madness very worriedly.

"Yes." Zhang Qiling replied very seriously.He took off the blanket on his back and put it on his lap, untied it carefully, and then held them for Wu Xie to see.

Wu Xie is also a veteran in the antique world, so he knew that this bag of things was expensive with just a cursory glance.Even if you only take a few and sell them, the money you get is enough to live for a family of ordinary people for a lifetime.

"Brother, let me take care of you!" Wu Xie spoke the truth.

"..." Zhang Qiling responded to him expressionlessly.

Wu Sansheng and Pan Zi were also counting the good things they got today.

Finally, several of them looked at each other, and then burst out laughing.

"Fucking mother, I quit my job after I got back! I won't be angry with my mother anymore!" Wu Sanxing's eyes were filled with tears.

"Fatty, I won't do it anymore! Go around the world!" Fatty looked forward.

"Brother, let's go home together and open an antique shop!" Wu Xie looked at Zhang Qiling with bright eyes.

"Okay." Amidst the laughter and tears of everyone, Zhang Qiling looked at Wu Xie quietly, and answered very seriously.

No matter where you go, as long as you are here, you will feel at ease.

☆, the last last

After returning to school, Wu Xie and Zhang Qiling immediately submitted their application for withdrawal, followed by Fatty who also submitted the same application and went to Beijing once.Satisfied, Wu Xie returned to Hangzhou with Zhang Qiling and Qian. He set up a shop next to Shangxiling Yinshe by the West Lake, opened an antique shop, called it "Wu Shanju", and hired a clerk named Wang Meng.

An antique shop is a job of "not opening for three years, but opening for three years". Although there are few people coming to the shop, the daily expenses are sufficient.Living in such a slow-paced state, Wu Xie said that he is still very satisfied.

Zhang Qiling also expressed his satisfaction. During the day, he looked at Wu Xie and the ceiling. Occasionally, Wu Xie left the shop and went on a trip with him. At night, he continued Wu Xie's hobby of "eating" to the end.Wu Xie fell asleep every night and couldn't wake up the next morning.Occasionally, if he does something too crazy, Wu Xie will forbid his little brother to touch him for a week.This way he will have time to get up early and exercise (was he being dragged to exercise by the little brother? [Manual funny]).

Fatty first went back to Beijing once to save his wife's capital, then went back to school and rented a house near the school, lingering in the clouds every day.Unexpectedly, the girl in the end was really moved by the fat man, and Yuncai also submitted the application for dropping out of school with great embarrassment, and lived with the fat man alternately in Beijing and Banai.Tired from being in Beijing, Fatty closed the shop willfully and took Yuncai back to his mother's house, where he lived for a month.I was bored living in Banai without electricity or signal, so I went back to Beijing.So, Fatty lost contact from time to time, and Wu Xie had to pick a time to find him.However, every time Fatty returned to Beijing from Banai, he had to pass through Hangzhou once, and ate and drank with Wu Xie in the building outside the building until midnight.

Wu Sansheng threw the resignation application on the supervisor's desk in a domineering manner, and left without looking back.Although he said that he didn't get along well with his colleagues and superiors, he still truthfully wrote out his experience this time and sent it to the principal.After all, this man also helped him when he was down and out.Pan Zi followed Wu Sansheng at all times. After what happened to Wu Xie and Zhang Qiling, the two of them became much more daring. They no longer maintained the absolute relationship between superior and subordinate as before, and they occasionally showed intimacy in front of others.

Wu Xie didn't know where Uncle San and Pan Zi went. They were in the Northeast yesterday, went to Tibet today, and went to Hainan tomorrow. .However, Wu Xie guessed wrong, the third uncle and Pan Zi were on a domestic tour==.

Black Glasses and Xie Yuchen didn't have such a good vision and went with them. The two could only accept their fate and work honestly in the school, because Wu Xie, Zhang Qiling and Fatty had all dropped out of school. Black Glasses took the opportunity to propose to their superiors to be Xie Yuchen The mentor, the senior hooligan who is nothing but a blind man, finally nodded in agreement.So the blind man and Xiao Hua lived a very happy (sexual) cohabitation life.

On the weekends, the two of them would go to Hangzhou to have a meal with Wu Xie. Occasionally, when they met Fatty and Yuncai who were returning from the north, a few of them would drink and cry on the table.

That's it, more than 30 years have passed in a flash.

The few people who were already full of hair, no longer dared to drink and vomit without caring about their bodies like they did when they were young.Every time he took a sip at most, his voice was old.

"Hua'er, blind man, the luckiest thing in my life is to meet you."

"Blind man, let me sing "Farewell My Concubine" to you again."

"Okay, Hua'er's play is the best."

"Brother, I want to eat Maoxuewang."

"No, it's too spicy, it irritates the stomach."

"Brother Fat, tomorrow... shall we go hiking?"

"Okay, Yun Cai, I will listen to you, Fat Master."

"Third Lord..."

"Needless to say, it's all in the dark."

Once young and frivolous boy, where is he now?

The author has something to say: the rest of the story is left.

☆, [Fanwai [-]] One hundred questions about the relationship between husband and wife

1 May I have your name?

Xie (smiling): Wu Xie.

Bottle (expressionless): ...

Xie (continuing to smile): His name is Zhang Qiling, (whispering) You can also call him Poker Ping.

Bottle: "Stuffy oil bottle" only you can call it (saw the knife at the author).

2 What is the age?

Evil: It seems that it is not convenient to disclose (sorry smile).

Bottle: Same as above.

3 gender is?

Evil: Male.

bottle:……

Xie: He is also a man.

4 What is your personality like?

Xie: Lively, cheerful, warm and generous (laughs).

Bottle: Quiet.

5 The character of the other party?

Evil: mensao (blush).

Bottle: innocent.

Author: What are the specific aspects?

Bottle: When you want to counterattack.

6 When did the two meet?Where?

Xie: On the first day of my stay in school, I was in the dormitory.

Bottle: Yes.

7 The first impression of the other party?

Evil: It seems very cool.

Bottle: shy.

8 What do you like about each other?

Xie: Ah... in many ways, such as going to a distant place with me for a meal, buying ice cream for me in winter, eating hot pot with me in summer, and buying me a lot of snacks...

Author: ...So is it all related to food?

Xie (sorry): No, it shows that he is rich and powerful.

Bottle: rich and powerful?I understand.

Xie (blushing): There is a re-recording on the above, the little brother is very gentle and considerate, treats me very well, and will protect me.

Bottle (pretend nothing happened): he will take me to dinner

9 What do you hate about the other party?

Xie (blush): Seven times a night...

Bottle: I thought you liked it very much.I like everything about him. If I have to say it, I just don’t have enough stamina.

10 Do you think you have a good sex with the other party?

Evil: Very good.

Bottle: Same as above.

11 What do you call each other?

Xie: Little brother, sometimes it is called Poker Bottle.

Bottle: Wu Xie.

12 How would you like to be called by the other party?

Bottle (preemptive): If possible, use all titles.

Xie (provocative): Wife?

Bottle: Tonight I will let you know who the wife is (will win).

Author (interrupting evil): Can you talk about it in detail?

Bottle: brother, husband...

Xie (breaking the bottle, with provocative eyes): Hey, you called me.

Bottle (with paralyzed face): Alright, next topic.

Author: Wait, wait, Wu Xie, what do you like Mr. Zhang Qiling to call you?

Xie (smiling): It's fine to call me Wu Xie.

Bottle: I thought you liked me calling you baby (with a blank face)

Author (eyes full of love): Let's discuss this issue in depth?

Xie (laughs): Next.

13 If you use an animal as a metaphor, what do you think the other person is?

Evil: giraffe.

Author: ... because of the long neck?

Xie (smiling): No, because giraffes don't have vocal cords.

Bottle: That conclusion has now been overturned.

Xie (continuing to smile): I pretended not to understand.

Author: Where is Mr. Zhang Qiling?

Bottle: cat.Proud.

14 If you want to send a gift to the other party, would you send it?

Xie (laughs): Has anyone withered the medicine?

Bottle: It is more practical to send KY.

15 So what gift would you like for yourself?

Xie: I like everything he gives.

Bottle: Yes.

16 Are you dissatisfied with the other party?What is it normally?

Evil: I want too much.

Bottle: Give too little.

17 What is your problem?

Xie: ...More like to eat? (thinking form)

Bottle (gentle): This is not a problem.

Xie: Then I am a perfect person!

bottle:……

Xie: Hey, just kidding, I have to fully understand something before I give up, otherwise I won’t be able to sleep.

Bottle: Maybe I have too much energy.

18 What is the opponent's problem?

Xie: In my eyes, he is perfect.

Bottle: Yes.

Author: What does "um" mean?

Bottle: Same as above.

19 What kind of things does the other party do to make you unhappy?

Bottle: Laugh at other people.

Xie (poking the chest of the bottle): Too overbearing Hey!I don't like you carrying everything alone, tell me in the future, and I'll be with you.

Bottle: OK.

20 What did you do that made the other person unhappy?

Evil: Go out to play with others and leave him at home.

Bottle: when there are too many.

21 How far is your relationship?

Evil (laughs): The deepest level.

Bottle: Yes.

Author: How Deep...?

Then the author was thrown out of the window by Zhang Qiling [manual goodbye]

22 Where did two people first date?

Xie: I haven’t had a specific date. If you want to say that it’s more decent, maybe it’s an amusement park?

Bottle: Lu Palace.

Author: ... the great god's dating style is really extraordinary.

23 What was the atmosphere of the two of them at that time?

Evil: There was a temporary glitch, but the atmosphere is fine.

Bottle: He ignored me. (Seems a little wronged?)

24 How far has it progressed then?

Evil: It has reached the deepest level (laughs).

Bottle: Not together yet.

25 frequent date spots?

Xie: ...canteens and snack streets.

Bottle: Yes.

26 What kind of preparations will you make for the other party's birthday?

Evil: See what he lacks recently.

Bottle: a white shirt, others as the case may be.

27 Which party confessed first?

Xie (laughs): Him.

Bottle (laughs): In words it is me, in body it is him.

28 How much do you like each other?

Xie: I am willing to follow him all over the world as my home.

Bottle: I like it both physically and mentally.

29 So, do you love each other?

Evil (serious): love.

Bottle: Me too.

Xie (grievance): You haven't said those three words to me yet.

Bottle (takes out a card): Take it and spend it.

Evil: break up!I don't love it anymore!Break up now! (Turns to author) This show can't go on!

Ping kicked the author out of the door, and called the author in 10 minutes later with a cold face.

Author: 10 minutes?Is it a little short?

30 What does the other person say that makes you feel wrong?

Xie (with a blank face): Let's do it again.

Bottle (laughs): No more, I have no strength.

31 If you feel that the other party is suspected of changing his mind, what will you do?

Evil: Efforts to redeem!If he really intends to be straight, I can't help it...

Bottle: One inch out of the wall, one foot away from the wall.

Xie (contempt): Don't think that using the lines of a great god is a great god.

32 Can you forgive the other party for changing his mind?

Xie: If he changes his mind, I will take the initiative to leave and go to a place where he can't find him.

Bottle: You won't have the chance to do that.

Author: Huh?So is my question being ignored?

Xie: If you really love him, you will be willing to forgive him for any mistakes he makes.But such a thing as a change of heart will break the heart once.So I don't know how I would react if something happened.

Bottle: As I said, I won't.Neither can you.

33 What should I do if the other party is more than one hour late for a date?

Bottle: Go find him.

Xie: Maybe I got entangled in the zongzi...?Make a call and ask about the situation.

35 The other party's sexy expression?

Xie (blush): It's sexy when it's serious.

Bottle: When it's under me.

36 When two people are together, what makes you feel your heart beat faster?

Evil: When seducing me in public!

Author: I seem to know something amazing...

Bottle: When you see him, your heart beats faster.

Xie (contemptuous): Did you recite the sweet-talking Sunflower Book today?

Bottle (indifferent): Not really.

38 What do you feel happiest when doing?

Evil: Let's eat together!

Bottle: Yes.

39 Ever quarreled?

Evil: There was a cold war before we were together.You can't quarrel with my little brother at all, okay? If you say something, he will look at you coldly.

Bottle: I let you.

40 What are the quarrels?

Xie: Because I want to find Xiaohua.

Bottle: Because you hide from me.

How to reconcile after 41?

Xie: My little brother confessed his love and made up after being together.

Bottle: Yes.

42 Do you still want to be lovers after reincarnation?

Evil: Why did you hang yourself on a tree?

Bottle: Let you be on top in the next life.

Evil: deal!

43 When do you feel loved?

Evil: When he is not expressionless.

Bottle: Take me to dinner.

44 What is your expression of love?

Bottle: do.

Xie (blush): Yes.

45 When did you feel "you don't love me anymore"?

Evil: Don't ask me any more.

Bottle: Don't take me to dinner.

46 What do you think is the flower that matches the other party?

Bottle: chrysanthemum.

Evil: ...the dirt is there.

Author: What does Mr. Wu Xie think?

Xie (with no expression on his face): Sunflower.

47 Is there something the two of you are hiding from each other?

Xie: I wore your little yellow chicken underwear... (covering face)

Bottle: The dried unicorn is transported from the sewer.

Xie: Oh... ah? ? ? ? ? ? ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !Damn Zhang Qiling, stop for me! ! !

48 Where does your inferiority complex come from?

Evil: Poor skill...

Bottle: 1cm.

49 Is the relationship between the two open or secret?

Evil: public.

Bottle: Yes.

50 Do you think the love with each other can last forever?

Xie: Of course you can.

Bottle: Definitely.

☆, [Fanwai [-]] One hundred questions about the relationship between husband and wife

51 May I ask whether you are the attacker or the recipient?

Xie (smiling): The world is impermanent, everything will change.

Bottle: The fact that you are here will not change.

52 Why did you make such a decision?

Evil: character makes it so.

Bottle: Wrong, it's stamina.

53 Are you satisfied with the current situation?

Evil: quite satisfied.

Bottle: Yes.

54 The location of the first H?

Evil: Hotel.

Bottle: Yes.

55 How did you feel at that time?

Xie: ...It hurts, well, it actually felt good in the end.

Bottle: tight.

Xie: ...can you stop talking about everything? (cover face)

56 What did the other party look like at that time?

Xie: Looking at me very seriously, sweat dripped down his face onto mine, with a smile on the corner of his mouth.

Bottle: very sexy.

57 What is your first word in the morning of the first night?

Xie (covering his face): How could it be the first time it wasn't at night?

58 times per week H?

Xie (gritting teeth): I'll do the math.I don't let him touch me once in a while, maybe thirty times a week. (Poker face)

Bottle: About the same.

59 I think it's the most reasonable