Brother, let's go eat!

It’s hard to speak popular words, and the dialects are jumping out one by one, “Every wooden stick is not bad... When the last bow comes, smash them one by one!”

"Third Uncle, what is he talking about?" Wu Xie asked Wu Sanxing curiously. Although what he said sounded like a curse, he really didn't understand it.

"Just scolded us." Wu Sansheng is also proficient in linguistics, dialects and so on are not a problem at all.You...look at all of you out-of-shape wretches, all of you are very powerful, right? When the boatman comes, he will beat you all to death.That's probably what it means.

"Oh." Wu Xie responded, he still wanted to know what the old man scolded them.

"It's not nice, don't ask." Zhang Qiling said to Wu Xie.

"..." Wu Xie was silent.In his subconscious mind, he always took what Zhang Qiling said as a guideline, and he didn't think to refute it.

Zhang Qiling patted Wu Xie's head very unskillfully, and got on the boat with a low waist first.

"Little San Ye, hurry up, or we won't be able to escape when the boatman arrives." Pan Zi also boarded the boat with his bag on his back.

After hearing this, Wu Xie, who was in a daze, finally recovered from the shock of "touching the head to kill", and followed the fat man into the boat in a daze.So Zhang Qiling went home to flirt with girls these days?How come these flirting skills are so proficient?Isn't it... He still has a little wife waiting at home.However, these skills are also damn useful to him...

"I'm sorry, old man!" Pan Zi carried the old man to a far place, let him lie face down, then ran over in three steps at a time, untied the rope, and jumped into the boat.Hold up the oars and row hard to Shandong.

"You little bastards, hurry up and stop!" The boatman ran towards this side while putting on his clothes.However, when he ran to the shore, they were already at the entrance of the cave.The fat man waved at them very happily, as if he was inspecting the head of the military parade.

"The terrain here may be more complicated." Wu Sansheng thought for a while that they were able to succeed in the cave because they were familiar with the terrain, "There may be secret passages..."

"My god, what the hell is in the water?!" The fat man shone the flashlight under the water boredly, and suddenly screamed, the flashlight almost fell into the water.

After hearing this sentence, several people turned on their flashlights to shine on the surface of the water, and Wu Xie felt hairy in his heart.He is an atheist, and rationally he does not believe in the existence of monsters in the world, but he has heard what the third uncle, brother, and fat man said, and he believes it emotionally.Now he feels very conflicted.

"Holy shit, how big is it?" Pan Zi saw it too, and was taken aback.

Wu Xie didn't see what it was, but just vaguely saw a group of black shadows passing downstream of their boat.They don't want to capsize the boat, do they?No, this is the accomplice the boatman raised here, right?

Zhang Qiling leaned against the side of the boat, staring fixedly at the water surface, when suddenly his hand reached out into the water.

"Brother, be careful!" Wu Xie just yelled this, and then stared dumbfounded at a certain kind of creature in Zhang Qiling's hand. That kind of creature looked like an arthropod, but compared to common ones, it was too big and scary , almost as big as a child's palm.

However, Wu Sansheng stared at the little brother's hand, this is Faqiuzhi...

"This is it." He stood up and threw the creature in his hand onto the boat, and took out a tissue from Wu Xie's bag to wipe his hands.

"What is this? A dung beetle?" Wu Xie kicked the bug, but unexpectedly, the big pincers of the bug directly clamped Wu Xie's shoe.Fortunately, Wu Xie was wearing sturdy leather shoes today, otherwise he would really have no shoes!

The author has something to say: Hahaha, the baby is an authentic Linyi person, so those who speak these dialects are all transliterated 2333

The color box, on our side, means illegitimate child.The wooden stick is not bad, and you are very good at translating it in a more fashionable language.

Cover your face.Because when I read Pirates, I was too scared to sleep at night, so I said that the plots I wrote were not scary. I tried my best to make them funny, otherwise I would feel terrible when I wrote them. .Well, I can't accept it, these chapters can be skipped...

☆, Corpse insects and white-clothed zongzi, who did I provoke?

"This is a corpse worm!" Wu Sansheng took a closer look, and suddenly his expression changed, "The corpse worm grows up by eating dead human flesh, and this one is so big, I don't know how many dead people it ate to grow so big!"

"Corpse bug?" Hearing the name was unlucky, Wu Xie hurriedly flicked his shoe to try to get rid of it, but its claws got stuck on Wu Xie's shoe and couldn't get off.

Zhang Qiling bent down, pressed the corpse worm's back, and then easily took the corpse worm down.The corpse worm waved its big pincers and screamed at Zhang Qiling.

"Is this bug poisonous?" Xie Yuchen looked at the bug that looked inexplicably happy from afar.

"This kind of bug is very strange. It is a deadly natural enemy to people who are not friendly to it, poisoning you in seconds; but it is also harmless to people who are harmless to it and even friendly to it. And it is impervious to all poisons, a transparent liquid secreted on the night of the full moon is said to contain all poisons." The black glasses looked at the bug and reached out to take it.In the hands of the black glasses, the corpse insect looked very docile, and fell asleep in the hands of the black glasses with a "hum".

"..." Wu Xie felt that he must have black lines all over his head at this time, this was the first time he had seen such an arrogant bug.

"However, it is very cruel to those who disturb its dormancy. It finds a way to drill into your body from various holes in your body, then eats up your internal organs, lays eggs in your body, and uses the blood of living people Cultivate the next generation." Fatty added.

"..." It's so cruel.Wu Xie pouted.

"When fighting in the tropical rainforest, some people will keep a corpse worm as a pet and hide it in their hair. When someone comes to hurt you, it can rush out to help you bite and release toxins. The toxins it releases Three adults can also fall down. After poisoning people to death, they will be gnawed until there is no bone left. So many of my comrades-in-arms will never be found..." Pan Zi looked at the scene silently A corpse worm, reminding me of my good comrades in arms.

"..." His character is a mystery.

"Ah, then I'll catch one and keep it, maybe I'll get some kind of poison in the future." Fatty lay on the edge of the water, wondering if he could catch a few more and collect the detoxification solution like a beekeeper and sell them for money?

"Out of five people who tried to tame corpse insects, four would be poisoned to death," Pan Zi said.He also once had a comrade-in-arms who didn't believe in evil and wanted to raise one, but in the end... don't talk about it.

The fat man silently turned his gaze back, looking at his feet.

"Then they swim around below us, will they overturn the top of our boat?" Wu Xie asked very worriedly.Although it is said that he can swim, but he only knows how to dog-paddle, he doesn’t want to dog-paddle in front of my little brother QAQ

"Generally speaking, we don't provoke..." Before Wu Sanxing finished speaking, the boat bumped.

"...Wu Xie, you don't want a crow's mouth." Xie Yuchen grabbed the side of the boat and said in horror.

"Don't be afraid, Master Hua, I'm a good swimmer." The black glasses looked proud, and his hands passed under Xie Yuchen's arms to hold the side of the boat, and fixed Xie Yuchen between his arms and the boat.

"You die." Xie Yuchen kicked the black glasses.

"Who will save you if I die?" said the thick-skinned black glasses.

"Hold... I'm sorry, I accidentally bumped into a reef just now, it's not the corpse bug's fault." Pan Zi scratched his head and smiled embarrassedly.

"Pan Zi, take care, my reputation was almost ruined just now." Wu Sansheng gave Pan Zi a look, and Pan Zi nodded quickly, not daring to refute.

"Don't move, there is a voice." Zhang Qiling turned sideways with a serious expression.

"Wow...wow..." It was the sound of water, but not the natural sound of running water.

"Something is approaching!" Wu Sanxing reminded everyone in a low voice, but he didn't know what was approaching.

"...I guess it's not far away...I'm dead long ago..." A familiar voice came from behind them.

"It's the boatman and the old man!" Xie Yuchen, who is very sensitive to voices, immediately realized, isn't it just a boat? How did they come here?

"Pan Zi, start the boat!" The third uncle ordered Pan Zi, the cave in this place is still too narrow, if you use your hands, you won't be able to open it.But the third uncle didn't think about it, are you going to stand on the water and fight with others?

"No hurry." Zhang Qiling waved his hand, listened with his ears sideways, and then untied the ancient black gold knife from his back, and lightly stroked his finger, blood droplets continuously sprinkled on the water.

"Brother..." Wu Xie moved her lips, not knowing what to say.

Then Zhang Qiling waved his hand towards the place where they were heading, and the blood beads also sprinkled all the way.

Suddenly their eyes widened.

A huge black shadow under the water was swimming in the opposite direction to their progress, several times larger than the black shadow just now, they swam extremely fast, almost in the blink of an eye, the large corpse insects passed by got out of their boat and swam towards the exit of the cave.

After half a minute...

"Grandma's legs! What the hell?! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, two, two.It was the first time a living life had been lost to them, even though he had wanted them to die in the first place.

"I'll get used to it." Zhang Qiling patted Wu Xie's head and comforted him.Touching the head to kill is becoming more and more proficient.

"..." Wu Xie's face was very ugly.Ma Dan, what do you mean you will get used to it? !I don't want to get used to this kind of thing! !Then Wu Xie took Zhang Qiling's hand off his head very rudely, threw it aside, and then looked at the water by himself.He didn't want to get used to it at all. After this time, he...would he apply to leave school?Heh, the connection with that boring oil bottle will be severed in this way, and it feels like a farewell to the rivers and lakes.Wu Xie smiled self-deprecatingly.

Zhang Qiling looked at Wu Xie, didn't he say that touching the head is the best way to comfort him?Which link went wrong? (Author: Zhang Qiling, you guy with a negative EQ! I'm telling you that head-touching is the most effective, but can you practice the art of speaking!)

"Let's go." Wu Sanxing looked at Wu Xie and Xie Yuchen, who looked unhappy, and ordered Pan Zi.This kind of thing, see a lot, really get used to it.However, I still don't want Xiaoxie to interfere in these matters.Otherwise, after going back, discuss with the boss and let him go to the logistics department, so there is no need to fight.I really have to say that the uncle and nephew have a rare tacit understanding.

As the boat rowed, the water surface became wider and wider, the cave became bigger and bigger, and the current became more and more urgent.There are also faint green light spots in the sky.

"Hey? A firefly? Looks good!" Wu Xie stretched out his hand to touch it, but Zhang Qiling pulled his hand down before touching it, and then Zhang Qiling said lightly: "Have you heard of will-o'-the-wisps?"

Wu Xie quickly pulled out her hand, it was so disgusting that she almost touched a dead man's bone.

"No, don't the will-o'-the-wisps often appear among the tombs in the dry summer days? First, it's not summer here, and second, it's not dry on the water. Third... third, I'm not sure if it's the tomb." Xie Yuchen interjected.

"Then have you ever seen a corpse worm as big as we saw just now?" Wu Sanxing asked without answering.

That's right, what you encounter here at the beginning cannot be speculated with common sense.

After passing through a section of the waterway, the surface of the water suddenly cleared up, and there was still light not far away, which was supposed to be the exit.

But, without mentioning these, let's take a look at the side of the circular water surface...

"Damn it, are they all dead people?" Wu Xie looked at the group of people who were randomly pressed together, and felt that everything he ate last night had reached his throat.

"It's okay, they are all mummified corpses, and they won't be recovered." Wu Sanxing comforted the frightened Wu Xie.

"There's a crystal coffin over there!" The fat man pointed to somewhere to their left, "There's a person lying in it! Looks like there should be something good."

"Then step on the corpse of the dead and go to touch the artifact." Pan Zi rolled his eyes. The fat man looked like a miser, and he felt unreliable.And with that fat body, it will definitely be troublesome to escape.

"...Let me just say, Brother Pan, don't be angry." The fat man smiled cautiously. This is the secretary of the boss. It's no good to offend him!

"There is also one over there, but... what about the people inside???" Wu Xie pointed to the coffin on the right, his hands trembling a little.Waldmar, it's my first time here, this is to provoke someone QAQ, don't give me such a big meeting gift, right? !

"There." Zhang Qiling pointed to the water directly in front of them. If he wanted to go out, he had to pass by the white-clothed corpse.

"Third Uncle, let's go back QAQ" Wu Xie really wanted to say this to Wu Sansheng, but seeing Wu Sansheng's serious thinking expression, he gave up.Even Xiaohua didn't say she was afraid, what was he afraid of as a pure man? !

The author has something to say: By the way, it’s not that Wu Xie is timid. I feel that when all of a person’s cognition is overturned, what comes to his mind is not to continue... If it were me, I would definitely hug him. Bao Potato Chips slowly restore my three views...

☆, see through the secret!

"Too bad, I only brought a hoof from 1982! It's too new, so what if she doesn't accept it?" Pan Zi patted his head and said with some annoyance. In fact, the third uncle still had a hoof from 1937, but he thought it should be If there will be no major problems, it will not be brought.

"You didn't bring the one from 1937?" Wu Sansheng suddenly turned his head to look at Pan Zi.

Poor Pan Zi, a veteran who walks like a tiger, was stunned by the third uncle and couldn't speak: "No... I didn't bring it."

"What's the use of me raising you?!" Wu Sansheng slapped Pan Zi on the head.

Pan Zi rubbed his head aggrievedly, knowing that what he did was not thorough, he didn't dare to talk back.

In Wu Xie's heart: Raise...?By the way, the third uncle is amazing, he knows how to take care of him, and he still has a man (/ω・＼*).Ah, I really didn't expect it~ It feels like a boy in my family has grown up (.｀)ノ

Pan Zi thought in his heart: Third Master, didn't you agree not to say such a shameful thing... And what you said, I am obviously the one on top!

Wu Sanxing thought to himself: Ah, this secret is finally revealed, it feels great!Like stamped [proud]

Xie Yuchen, Fatty, Black Glasses: ...I see.

Zhang Qiling: Then I will boldly take away your family's innocence.

"The ones from 82 are the ones from 82. Let me see if she accepts them. Everyone has their guns." Wu Sansheng said, each of them issued a gun.

Wu Xie glanced blankly at the gun in his hand, oh my god third uncle is really well prepared.Then he looked up, and saw Zhang Qiling shaking his head, rejecting the gun that Uncle San handed over.

"Take it, just in case it's useful." Wu Xie's mouth is always one step ahead of his brain, and after saying it, he really wants to slap himself to death, why care about him!He has his little wife in his heart!Wu Xie absolutely refused to admit that he felt panicked when he thought of his little brother's little wife.

Zhang Qiling didn't look at Wu Xie, and stretched out his hand to snatch the pistol that Wu Sansheng took back, and stuck it on his boot.

Only then did Wu Xie realize that today the little brother was wearing a pair of Martin boots that almost reached his knees.That's so... handsome.

Wu Sansheng aimed at the angle, trying to throw the black donkey's hoof over. "No, it's to the left. No, no, it's too far to the right..." Wu Sanxing muttered to himself.

"Wait." Zhang Qiling suddenly raised his hand to stop the hoof that was about to come out.Wu Sansheng was coaxed and almost fell off the boat. Fortunately, Pan Zi hugged Wu Sansheng's waist in time (/ω・＼*).

Suddenly, there was a strange "clack" sound from Zhang Qiling's throat, which was fast and slow, but the little brother's eyes were fixed on the white rice dumpling without any waves.

The rice dumpling in white was obviously taken aback when he heard the voice (Wu Xie's imagination), but slowly moved.Turning around extremely slowly, her long hair fluttered to her waist.However, the messy hair covered the facial features, and two skinny hands slowly moved up to brush the hair off his face.

Wu Xie hurriedly lowered his head, he was afraid of seeing a shriveled corpse so frightened that he would not be able to sleep.

However, the expected surprise was there (Xie Yuchen: My God), but the disgusted growl was missing, replaced by the fat man's sentence "Damn, it's so beautiful".

Wu Xie raised her head and looked straight at the white-clothed zongzi opposite.

Under the long hair is a slightly pale skin, closer to the skin seems to be able to see the blood vessels (Fatty: Nima mummy, you can still see the blood vessels is amazing. Wu Xie: Why is the face not dry when the mummy is done? Fatty: ...Maybe when the desiccant is put on the face, it will be gone.).The eyes are big, as if with a sad color.The mouth is small, and it seems that you can still see the lip gloss when you pout?

Waldmar, is this the ancestor of internet celebrities?Add another one looking up at the sky at 45°... Well, this zongzi is very suitable for my little brother.Wu Xie thought so in his heart.

"Hehe..." The zongzi also replied, but the voice was much more urgent than Zhang Qiling's.Also, the sound is surprisingly good.

"Cuckoo..."

"Cuckoo..."

Wu Xie yawned boredly, so the purpose of their coming here is to watch my brother's wonderful performance, right?If it is, then he refuses (actually it's quite cool to see in my heart).

Zhang Qiling glanced at Wu Xie intentionally or unintentionally, and sped up his speech ("giggle...").

After about a few minutes, the "clack" sound stopped, and then all the eyes fixed on the white-clothed zongzi turned to the little brother's face.Oh my god, the little brother can actually talk to the thousand-year-old rice dumpling, it's amazing! (star eyes)

"Okay, let's go out first." Zhang Qiling said.

At this moment, the female rice dumpling in white raised her hands, making a standard gesture to mobilize the atmosphere during a speech, and then, a surprising scene appeared! ! !

The mummies that had been lying together in a mess all got up clumsily (Fatty: Fuck, why is it like a toddler? Wu Xie: It's over, I won't be able to look at the child directly in the future...).Then they moved slowly, and even lined up...

Then, the white-clothed woman Zongzi pressed her hands down, and all the mummies fell to their knees and kowtowed in Zhang Qiling's direction, and the white-clothed woman Zongzi was no exception.

"Don't look back, let's go." Zhang Qiling held Wu Xie's head, who was about to turn around, and said while looking into his eyes.

Wu Xie stared blankly at Zhang Qiling's eyes.Wu Xie has always thought that Zhang Qiling's eyes are beautiful. Although there are no waves at ordinary times, the deep feeling is like the starry sky in the middle of the night. It has a magical power to suck you in.At this moment, he had only himself in his eyes.Only by myself...

"Why can't... oh, fuck me!" At the entrance of the cave, the fat man was about to look back at the beautiful rice dumpling when he was slapped severely on the head by Pan Zi, and he said fiercely, "Don't die!" It's you!"

The fat man rubbed his head with tears in his eyes.Why are the people around me so violent?Can't you speak softly?

"Get off the boat." Wu Sansheng ordered concisely when he reached a place where the boat was tied outside the exit.

"Ouch, my leg is cramping. Go down first." Wu Xie said painfully, hugging her right leg. When 555 returned home, he took calcium tablets. The cramps were really painful.

Hearing this, everyone got off the boat one by one first, and Zhang Qiling was the last one besides Wu Xie.

In an instant, Wu Xie was the only one left on the boat.But the leg cramps hadn't passed yet, and he was still squatting in the boat frowning and hugging his legs.

However, I don't know if Pan Zi's hands slipped or the boat was too heavy. Pan Zi didn't hold back, and the boat flowed towards the entrance of the cave again along the rushing water.

"Xiao Xie!" Wu Sansheng was packing his backpack, but he didn't react immediately. When he did, Zhang Qiling had already jumped to the bow of the boat a few steps, and picked up Wu Xie, who was full of pain. In the absence of oars, the boat gradually stopped the trend of rushing downstream, and instead rowed upstream.

"...Damn it?" The rest of the people were dumbfounded. Could this little brother have superpowers? (Zhi) If you can fight zongzi, how can you row a boat without oars, relying entirely on waves?

When they arrived at the shore, the boat slowly stopped. Zhang Qiling, like a royal family patrolling Fandi, slowly walked down from the luxury cruise ship step by step with his little wife in his arms. Red carpet outside the city.

Of course, the above are all imaginary scenes, but the reality is like this: Zhang Qiling jumped off the boat with Wuxi in his arms, and Pan Zi quickly grabbed the rope and tied it to the shore.

"Can I go by myself?" Zhang Qiling approached Wu Xie's ear and asked.

"It's okay, it's okay." Wu Xie jumped out of Zhang Qiling's arms in a stupid (clumsy) way (clumsy) and rubbed his legs with a blushing face.

"Didn't take calcium tablets properly recently?" Wu Sanxing stared at his worried nephew.This child has suffered from cramps (...) since he was a child, and he fainted from the pain at every turn. Since he was a child, he has never stopped taking calcium supplements, whether it is oral, topical, capsules, tablets or solutions (the medicine can't be stopped!), so I say I haven't had a cramp for a long time.

"Well, I finished the last bottle and haven't bought it yet." Wu Xie lowered her head, unable to see her expression.So how much does my brother not wait to see him?I wish he could come down sooner so that I don't have to hug him.That being the case, why bother to save him? Isn't it a better choice to go down the river?I won't hold it anymore.

"You're really disobedient, Pan Zi, go back and buy five bottles of Caltrate C and send them to Xiaoxie's dormitory. There are also five boxes of glucose sweetened calcium." Wu Sanxing ordered Pan Zi.Pan Zi quickly agreed.

"By the way, little brother, how did you do it just now?" Fatty's words attracted everyone's attention.

The author has something to say: 233333 Pan San, I think it’s quite cute hahahaha

☆, weird dialogue

"Yes, yes, what did you tell her just now?" Pan Zi was also very curious.The third master in his mind is really a super powerful person, but the younger brother just said a few words to the white-clothed girl and then let them go, saving an old hoof. My third master looks even more powerful!

"..." Zhang Qiling didn't speak, and silently led the team forward.

If I could do it all over again, I would choose Li Bai.

Bah, what the hell, if I could do it all over again, I would choose to bring a translator!

With translation, the conversation in the cave just now looks like this:

Brother: "Are you a side dish?"

White-clothed female rice dumpling (small dish): "Yes, it's me. Who are you?"

Brother: "I met your grandma, Dacai."

Xiaocai: "Ah?! How is my grandma now? Where is she?"

Brother: "I saw her three years ago, when she was dying. She asked me to bring you a sentence."

Xiaocai (excited): "What does my grandma want to tell me?"

Brother (expressionless): "She said, I don't care about what happened 500 years ago. But you have to remember that no one outside can tolerate you so far. In the next 100 years, all walks of life will It is very turbulent. If the environment you are in is still safe, don’t come out for the time being. Let’s talk about it after confirming it is safe. Also, the little brother who helped me with the conversation is very good. If you are still interested, you can I promise."

Xiaocai (star-eyed): "Handsome guy, are you willing to accompany Xiaocai to wait for these 100 years to pass?"

Brother (with no expression on his face): "I don't want to."

Xiaocai (sorrow): "Why?"

Brother (face expressionless): "You are a fox demon, you should be able to tell."

Xiaocai: "Yes, there is a person living in your heart, and that person is by your side. Huh? I saw that person, wow, he looks so cute. It really matches you very well. Well, I decided to put You gave it to him."

Brother (with no expression on his face): "..."

There were still a few sentences left, they changed a language, so the translator couldn't understand.

The little brother was expressionless: "She also said that King Lu Shang of Douli came here a few days ago and wanted to drag her down to accompany him."

After hearing this, the fat man slapped his lips: "Tsk tsk tsk, this King Lu Shang is very lucky. There is such a beautiful woman to tease him."

"You have the ability to tease someone too?" Wu Xie choked on him.Fatty is really standard, he has the heart but not the guts.

After hearing this, the fat man obediently shut up.He doesn't have the skills of little brother Zhang, what if he fails to molested and gets hacked to death.

After hearing what the younger brother said, Wu Sansheng's face turned dark.This zongzi is a bit brave, come out of the bucket directly, what if it goes to the village and harms people.

"Won't that King Lu Shang go to the village to harm the villagers?" Pan Zi asked the question in the third master's mind.

"No. Its range of activities is limited to this area. Inhabited places will damage his ability to move." The little brother explained.

"Then let's go back. Even the demon world says it's not peaceful recently, so we shouldn't go to the tiger mountain knowing that there are tigers..." Fatty said in a low voice.He hasn't had time to talk to the girl he fell in love with before.

"Brother, what's your opinion?" Wu Sanxing looked at the younger brother.In fact, he didn't want to stay in this weird place any longer, and it was better to go back to the office early to drink tea and tease Pan Zi.

Zhang Qiling didn't speak, just nodded.I was exhausted from talking so much just now.

"Then do we have to take this waterway again?" Wu Xie pointed to the cave.He refused in his heart, he encountered such misfortune in the first archeology, and it sounds like this may be a long time, and the family will not be able to go to archaeology anymore!

"Let's go over the mountain." Wu Sansheng pointed to the mountain, he didn't want to go by water anymore.I think his third master has fought countless times, he has beaten rice dumplings, and he has beaten blood corpses.However, he absolutely did not deny that this was the strangest fight in his fighting career, and he went home without even getting in.

"Let's eat something to replenish energy, I'm starving to death." Wu Xie looked at the third uncle pitifully.

"Eat, eat, eat, you know how to eat." Wu Sansheng poked Wu Xie's forehead lightly, shaking his head helplessly.

After getting the consent of his third uncle, Wu Xie jumped in front of Pan Zi, raised his head and asked Pan Zi: "Brother Pan, is there any orange-flavored beauty?"

"It doesn't smell like orange, but it has a lot of shredded pork with green pepper." At this moment, the black glasses interrupted, and Wu Xie turned around to see Xie Yuchen looking at the black glasses looking for something in the bag with horror on his face.

Then he took out seven lunch boxes from the bag with a bright smile on his black glasses, and said happily: "Ah~ it's still hot~ everyone, hurry up and eat~ There are chopsticks here too~" After finishing speaking, he took out seven lunch boxes from the side of the bag. Seven pairs of disposable chopsticks were distributed to everyone.

Looking at the dull expression on the third uncle's face, he knew that the matter of the black glasses was not arranged by the third uncle.

"How long have you been carrying this on the road? Isn't it bad?" Xie Yuchen turned away in disgust.

"Hey, Master Hua, you don't know. The shelf life of this lunch box is ten years." Black Glasses opened the lunch box in his hand, and the hot air wafted into everyone's noses with the smell of shredded pork with green peppers.

"It smells so good!!!" The fat man couldn't hold it anymore, he opened the one in his hand and started to gobble it up.While eating, he sighed, "Blind man, Fatty, I'm going to follow you!"

After hearing this sentence, the black glasses visibly shook: "I can't afford you..."

Seeing that the fat man ate so much and nothing happened, Wu Xie also started to eat happily, well, it is really a joy in life to be able to eat green pepper shredded pork fried rice at this time~

Zhang Qiling didn't speak, but started to eat silently, standing up straight, eating without making any sound.

Wu Sansheng and Pan Zi looked at each other, sat on the ground, discussing something in a low voice while eating.

Only Xie Yuchen was left looking at the lunch box in his hand with disgust. He was hungry but didn't want to eat.

"Master Hua, don't worry, this is fine, can I still poison you?" The black glasses winked at Xie Yuchen, but Xie Yuchen didn't see it because of the blocking of the sunglasses.If you saw it, the one with the black glasses would definitely be kicked again.

"No appetite." Xie Yuchen pouted, returned the box of fried rice to the black glasses, turned around and walked towards Pan Zi, "Brother Pan, I want compressed biscuits that taste like meat floss."

Pan Zi was eating happily, so he said, "Master Hua'er, you can find it yourself, it's in my bag."

After more than half an hour, everyone ate and drank enough, then packed their clothes and prepared to return.

"Let's go, let's go!" Fatty took the lead very happily, ah, sister Yuncai, wait for me to go home~~~

Wu Xie and Zhang Qiling were at the end. Wu Xie had been squatting for a long time, his legs were numb, and he was limping a bit due to cramps just now. Zhang Qiling went to help him, but Wu Xie refused.

Zhang Qiling looked at Wu Xie trying to straighten his back, and said silently in his heart: When I go back, I will never let you reject me.you are mine.

Several people climbed for a long time before reaching the top of the mountain, and decided to camp here tonight.

Of the three tents, Pan Zi carried one, Fatty carried one, and the other was at the black glasses.

"Let's live in the tent according to the method of our team." After Wu Sansheng said this, he signaled Pan Zi to start setting up the tent.

"I refuse! I want to live with Wu Xie!" Xie Yuchen made a protest request in time.

However, the protest was ineffective, and he was dragged aside by the black glasses covering his mouth.

The three of them are all good players who often go out to test (defeat) ancient (dou), and the tents are also set up quickly.While they were setting up a few tents, Wu Sansheng, Wu Xie and Xie Yuchen were collecting dead branches and lighting a fire.

Did you ask Zhang Qiling?He stared at the sky in a daze...

After setting up the tent and lighting the fire, Black Glasses took out seven lunch boxes from his bag and distributed them to everyone, then smiled and said, "It's the last wave, tomorrow I can only eat compressed biscuits."

Xie Yuchen still didn't answer, the black glasses approached and said: "The last time I ate with Master Hua, didn't Master Hua's food taste delicious, why don't you want to eat today?"

Xie Yuchen kicked over, can the one from last time compare with this one?The shelf life is ten years?May I ask how much preservatives you put in?Will his skin heal after eating it?

"Master Hua'er really doesn't want to eat it? Tsk tsk tsk, what a pity." The black glasses shook his head, and ate Xie Yuchen's portion by the way.

"Okay, okay, everyone, go to bed early if you have nothing to do? Let's start tomorrow morning and go home by car in the afternoon!" Wu Sanxing stood at the door of his tent and said to everyone.

"Ah, I'm so sleepy." The fat man opened his bloody mouth and yawned, got into the tent ahead of time, and fell asleep on the side.

That is to say, Wu Xie and Zhang Qiling were thin, otherwise they would have to squeeze to death in the same tent with the fat man.

Zhang Qiling followed closely behind and slept on the other side of the tent.

Wu Xie looked at it and wanted to say: I refuse...

But still unable to resist the sleepy bug, Wu Xie slumped and lay down next to Zhang Qiling.Why don't you just take a nap?I just need to sleep!

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☆、One pair is completed while the other pair is still working hard

It was very late, and the fat man had been snoring for a long time, but Wu Xie still didn't fall asleep. In this confined space, feeling that the little brother was lying next to him, Wu Xie felt his heart beating fast.

"Hmm... third master... be smaller... relax..." In the dead of night, Wu Xie suddenly heard a few intermittent words.He thought about it, and his face turned red instantly.Waldemar, third uncle, do you want to be so open!

Although Pan Zi bought the most advanced airtight tent in the world, and even modified it himself, using all kinds of the most high-end sound-absorbing materials and sound-proof felts, but!When Pan Zi entered the tent, the zipper was not closed properly, so Wu Xie encountered such an embarrassing scene.

Suddenly, Zhang Qiling, who was originally facing the tent, turned over and turned to face Wu Xie. He opened his eyes and looked at Wu Xie quietly.

Wu Xie blushed when she heard the imaginative voice, but Zhang Qiling watched so intently that her ears turned red, and she turned around quickly, with her back to Zhang Qiling.But he could always feel that Zhang Qiling was falling